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Scary Market Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Disclaimers
Buy SOXL

Previous: >>56519191

>> No.56521450

Surely there will be a rally by the end of the year

>> No.56521456
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>>56521450
Santa Rally

>> No.56521459

I'm not much of a spooky spookster, so tonight I shall be rewatching Over The Garden Wall while ignoring any children that knock on my door.

>> No.56521466
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Oil brothers, worry not we have the 79$ Biden put, and the Bibi revenge invasion of Gaza.

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>>56521450
>>56521456
First comes the Turkey Trot Rally

>> No.56521475

When does JPow talk tomorrow? I:ll be driving, but might have coverage so I can listen.

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>>56521475

>> No.56521489

>>56521475
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 1
8:15 am ADP employment Oct. 130,000 89,000
8:30 am Treasury quarterly refunding statement Q4
9:45 am S&P U.S. manufacturing PMI Oct. 50.0 50.0
10:00 am Job openings Sept. 9.4 million 9.6 million
10:00 am ISM manufacturing Oct. 49.2% 49.0%
10:00 am Construction spending Sept. 0.4% 0.5%
2:00 pm Federal Reserve decision on interest rates
2:30 pm Fed Chairman Powell press conference

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SOXl bros..

>> No.56521502

Very close to dumping my oil position.
Looks mildly bearish; -10%ish on Oil by Feb/Mar.

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Another day. Fucking cold. Didn't do nothing except watch the S&P 500 ticker on google at various points during the day in addition to dealing with e-mails and the occasional phone call. Happy Halloween and don't forget to uh offer some hot young Wife who knocks on your door your own flavor of "candy". Hey its cool. Tell the kiddies to eat candy in the living room while your giving the mother the special "candy" in the bedroom.

>> No.56521525

AMD's earnings seemed fine. Why did it take a dump?

>> No.56521526
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>>56521470
They aren't trotting anymore

>> No.56521528

>>56521466
>79$ Biden put
For some reason I thought it was 75 but fuck me you're right: https://www.energy.gov/ceser/articles/us-department-energy-announces-monthly-solicitations-purchase-oil-strategic

Time to go all-in UCO.

>> No.56521535

>>56521525
Cuz whites

>> No.56521538
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>>56521491
SOXL sisters...

>> No.56521541

There’s no way we open green tomorrow right

>> No.56521545

>>56521525
People are bailing on the AI meme. Earnings are the last positive catalyst for a while so they get while the getting's good.

>> No.56521556

>>56521541
open mildly red, crab until fomc, scampump on fomc news into 1% green, start drilling down after fading the pump and end red on the day

>> No.56521558

>>56521545
I don't even understand how AyyMD was ever part of the AI meme in the first place. Literally it's CUDA or nothing

>> No.56521567
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>>56521541
Opening is unimportant on FOMC days. Line gonna freak out every which way once the Fed shitpost begins.

>> No.56521575

>>56521558
What was that Jesse Livermore quote about people going for the second best stock when they're late to a move? Basically that. "I'm late to the move and NVDA is too high but I want to feel smart...ah, AMD!"

>> No.56521597

>>56521556
very fuk you bloody

>> No.56521606

whatever i'm just going to keep buying more of everything

>> No.56521614
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today i made money
of course i'll never sell
but i'll type the numbers
in my sheet in excel

>> No.56521615

If I catch any of you on here after 8 pm I’m going to give you a big hug and say I’m sorry. Go out and enjoy youtselves. Do it for me please.

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>>56521606
Slurping that Caterpillar and XOM, are you?

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>>56521504
>your own flavor of "candy"
I shall try this

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>>56521614
good deal

>> No.56521630

>>56521567
So should I hold my SPY calls for the fun or sell right at open? I’m up like $1000

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>>56521618
you bet

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>>56521615
I'll tell you what I'm going to do today. I'm going to finish my laundry (in progress). Then I'm going to go wash the salt off my car from this week's early winter preview. Then I'm going to go home and make dinner. I may play online chess. I don't hand out candy because I rent half a house and the neighbor's entrance faces the front so they are on candy duty.
>>56521630
I don't know what you should do

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Stock Bros! Give me 5 safe stonks for a 5 year + investment please? kthnxbi!

>> No.56521669

>>56521558
The idea was that everything would need a chip. Your toast will be made in a smart toaster outfitted with the latest RX 7900 XTX that runs DALL E3 models producing AI generated fetish porn and minting that to the blockchain as an NFT which cooks your toast with the heat exhaust that it produces.

>> No.56521683

>>56521669
touché

>> No.56521693

>>56521668
UVIX, UVXY, VXX, VIXY, VIXM

>> No.56521698

>>56521634
where's marissa's hat

>> No.56521729

>AMD pulling a perfect negabart after market
Is it just algos or what because holy SHIT

>> No.56521745

ARE WE STILL BULLISH???

>> No.56521774

>>56521729
lol wtf. Lisa Su must have flashed her tits on the conference call

>> No.56521786

>>56521693
uvixuvxuvxi to you too good sir!

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>>56521745

>> No.56521812
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JEPI
CONY

>> No.56521834
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-31/us-and-israel-weigh-peacekeepers-for-the-gaza-strip-after-hamas

What's the angle for having the goyim occupy Terrorist City? Short oil on de-escalation? Any body armor makers to long?

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I actually made money this month but only because of one single stock

>> No.56521847

>>56521836
Which one?

>> No.56521862

>>56521834
they get to die for israel instead of israelis, the meme becomes reality.

>> No.56521867

>>56521668
WFC, SWBI, DEO, GOLD, ZION

>> No.56521869
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Happy Halloween! I recently started playing fortnite again. I'm preparing for the great zoomer purge of 2026 as was told by Baggot's podcast recently. I'm learning their movements, their battle strategies. I've even subscribed to babbel and now speak fluent zoomer. Make your time zoomers...

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>>56521847
I'm not fucking doxxing myself

>> No.56521897

>>56521869
>Baggot's podcast
...he has a podcast now?

>> No.56521917

>>56521668
Honestly all you need to buy is QQQ or MGK

>> No.56521922

>>56521882
You can pump your bags and we'll provide exit liquidity. This is 100% legal.

>> No.56521929

>>56521668
TLT. Nobody's ever lost money with it. It's very safe. You can't get safer than US treasury bonds!

>> No.56521931

>>56521922
Thanks but I can't sell yet. It's stock from a former employer and I bought some shares on ESPP so I need to hold 2 years for long term capital gains

>> No.56521944

>>56521931
2? Doesn't long term kick in after 1?

>> No.56521947

>>56521867
Damn I'm so proud someone took my smiff n wesson post seriously. Should work out ez for us

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>>56521929
This anon is evil.

>> No.56521950
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adam taggart leaving wealthion. apparently he didnt own in and wealthion is basically a marketing division of Greylock Peak Investments, LLC, an investment adviser

>> No.56521961

>>56521944
ESPP (employee stock purchase plan) shares are purchased at a discount from the market price. As part of that bargain though, you have to wait 2 years for long term gains. I don't know who's rule it is... IRS probably.

>> No.56521963
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>>56521949
BUY MY FUCKING BONDS!

>> No.56521966

>>56521950
unsubscribe! unironically

>> No.56521970

>>56521950
wtf? What's he gonna do instead?

>> No.56521982
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You are already dead.

>> No.56522004
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I am no longer constipated

>> No.56522006

>>56521668
Check out IDA and RGR.

>> No.56522010
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>>56521982
There is only one man who can bring us back to life.

>> No.56522011

>>56522004
That must be nice!

>> No.56522013

>>56521950
>exciting future
That's when you know it's well and truly over

>> No.56522015

>>56521970
>wtf? What's he gonna do instead?
go out on his own like David Lin from Kitco. he cites a substack and his twitter in the video if you want to follow him or get updates on what he's doing

i did not know that Adam Taggert used to be the vice president of marketing for all of north america for Yahoo Finance

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I'm thinking semiconductors have a bright future ahead almost as if they are crack in all but name. When do I go long SOXL?

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cowboy peter schiff

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>>56521963
Hey So basically I'm just gonna not buy the bonds
I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

>> No.56522048

>>56522032
why do you dumbasses buy and hold triple leveraged etfs that reset every day

>> No.56522050

>>56521929
Kek, some based anons still post here

>> No.56522056

>>56522004
Pride is a deadly sin

>> No.56522061

>>56521668
Tickers NIG and GER

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TUP sisters!

>> No.56522090

>>56522032
I agree, but I'd prefer to do something boring like hold SOXX for years
I can't time a bet on semis and a 3x levered investment is dangerous for such a cyclical industry.

>> No.56522095

>Canada enters technical recession

How do I profit from this?

>> No.56522105

>>56521668
SNPS

>> No.56522109

>>56522095
All the stuff we've been doing in the USA the last six months.

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>>56521897
He's HAD a podcast for like 6 years. How new are you?

>> No.56522126

>>56522048
cuz fuck you nigger that's why

>> No.56522151

>World economy

https://youtu.be/peuTnilEv9g?si=dQDugngA48Az1ZvL

>> No.56522157

>>56522036
Is he finally out of the closet?

>> No.56522158

>>56522117
You sure you weren't just drunk?

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>>56521466
Oil brothers, worry not we have the 79$ Biden put
Biden will save us....

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>>56522041
THOSE BONDS ARE NEEDED TO FUND OUR $100 BILLION AID PACKAGES TO ISRAEL!

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>>56522158
Are you serious? Am I the only one here that knows? Baggot isn't just Jewish, he's a well connected Jew. Maybe he hasn't shared it with everyone. Ask him next time he's here.

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>there's still a gme thread
>there's still a bbby thread
How do these people survive?

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>>56522177
but you're a jew.

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>>56522061
NI, G, GE, and R are actually real tickers. An equal-weighted portfolio of them over the past 10 years wouldn't have done that badly.

Just, uh, don't let your broker see you order them that way.

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He bought?

>> No.56522220

Wife cheated on me a third time :(

>> No.56522221

>>56522192
J,E,W,S over the same time period?

>> No.56522233

>>56522221
>off by one
W,H,I,T,E,S too?

>> No.56522237
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Do you guys keep your own sheets with the data of the companies in your radar? I take many of you probably pay for Tikr, Koyfin or some equivalent.

>> No.56522241

>>56522221
>>56522233
Here's how to fish: https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

Incidentally the same tool where we discovered positive returns from a portfolio of 50% SOXL, 50% SOXS. Anti-LETF trannies were *seething* at that one.

>> No.56522252

>>56522190
Yeah, no shit

>> No.56522272

>>56522237
I have a spreadsheet for my preferred valuation metrics per sector. I snatch the data off the free version of tradingview.

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im bagholding SPY shares at $430, ama

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>>56522241
>with jews you loose
Not even surprised.

>> No.56522284

URANIUM
R
A
N
I
U
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>> No.56522286

>>56522179
>there is still a smg thread

>> No.56522288

>>56522284
https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

There's no *way* it breaks $75 on the ask.

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>>56522241
>positive returns from a portfolio of 50% SOXL, 50% SOXS.
Lol. No. Rebalancing LETFs is a fast track to $0. They make beautiful longterm shorts though.

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>>56522233
>Best year, 33%
>>56522277
No I ticker, so used Y instead.

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FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>> No.56522310

>>56522288
Soon ?

Long term hodl

Like buying NVDA in 2019 ?

>> No.56522311

DECADE HIGHS HAVE BEEN PUT IN. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING LONGING THIS PIECE OF SHIT MARKET.

>> No.56522319

>>56522297
>Trying to time the market by rebalancing
Did you learn nothing from Jack Bogle?

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>>56521869
On god John-chan?

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>>56522286
smg never dies

>> No.56522356

>>56522311
my broker (female) doesnt allow me to short. so im permabull

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>picrel
hoomers btfo
>>56522309
we on bull trap or still at denial?
>>56522286
unlike dead companies and cryptos (outside of maybe bitcoin) the stock market is actually relevant.

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i have 65,000 dollars in TBIL. i'm about to move my physical cash (14,000 dollars) into it as well.
this market is stinky.

>> No.56522374

>>56522179
I'm shitting on the bbby cucks right now and the fucktard who removes the quote arrow is still there from like 1 year ago with his same tired bunkered-down siege mentality Q-anal bs.
I don't get how they survive.

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*sells off in November in you’re path*

>> No.56522394

>>56522369
I'M ON A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THREE

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>sharpe 0.7
>sortino 1.17
>CAGR 28.49%
it could be so easy

>> No.56522401

>>56522319
If you don't rebalance, it's ceases to be a 50/50 portfolio after the first year. In which case you don't really have a strategy. SOXS is such complete dogshit that you're just owning SOXL and lighting half your money on fire.
I can't imagine anyone would've been surprised to read that a portfolio of 50% SOXL backtested in a massive bull run achieved 50% of the performance of a portfolio of 100% SOXL.
However on a forward basis, probably more accurate to say you're lighting all your money on fire.

There's some true alpha showing up in a monthly rebalanced 50/50 SOXL/SOXS short though. Put that 200% cash exposure into something like FLOT. Great sortino, no major drawdowns, decade long return profile similar to SPY, but with no annual drawdowns exceeding 2% loss.
Just pure, uncorrelated alpha.

>> No.56522403

>>56522369
Cashgang gonna slurp some fuckin real estate

>> No.56522410

>>56522401
>However on a forward basis, probably more accurate to say you're lighting all your money on fire.
pass that crystal ball bro I wanna know the lottery numbers

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Impressive.

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https://archive (dot) ph/saqHr

Hedgies still jumping from ledgies

How can they be so bad with other people's money? Maybe spirit airlines Anon can tell us.

2spooky4me

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>>56522448
>The sudden death of a Toronto-based hedge fund manager has prompted an investigation into tens of millions of dollars in losses that the fund appears to have run up.

>The Ontario Securities Commission issued the temporary order as it investigates the financial condition of Traynor Ridge Capital Inc. and a series of failed trades that saddled three brokerage firms with losses, the regulator said in an Oct. 30 filing. The firms were left with losses ranging from C$85 million to C$95 million ($61.3 million to $68.5 million) after completing trades for Traynor during the week of Oct. 23.

>Mfw

>> No.56522475

>>56522410
Doesn't take a crystal ball to say with confidence that NVDA is not going to 10x again short term. Low trillion dollars market cap is roughly the maximum that current liquidity can support. Nothing going to 10 tril unless congress opens the floodgates of stimulus again. If/When that happens, be ready.
Similarly, it's not difficult to understand that positive real cost of leverage is negatively impactful for leveraged products, whereas negative real interest rates provided a substantial decade long boost. This goes beyond stocks. If you took a mortgage pre-covid and bought a house, you've locked in a nice multi-decade discount. Todays buyers, not so much.

>> No.56522478
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>>56522462
Imagine blowing over 100 million of other peoples money
That is so rad

>> No.56522483

How to play rate cuts, is SHY a good ETF for that? Won't stocks pump when rates are cut anyway, because basically we will be in a recession for rate cuts to occur, so why bother with bonds at all

>> No.56522484

>>56522220
How'd you find out?

>> No.56522487

>>56522462
Cannabis stocks. What a brainlet.

>> No.56522488

>>56522478
I mean Cathy does it unapologetically. I fucking chose the wrong calling in life.

>> No.56522490

>>56522462
what did they holded?

>> No.56522501
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>>56522448
>>56522462
Hedgies make yolo trades on the customer dime. Blow up the whole fund. Pull the cord lmao.
Don't ever give money to hedgies, lads. I know you don't but still.

>> No.56522514
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>>56522475
>Doesn't take a crystal ball to say with confidence that NVDA is not going to 10x again short term
It's a good thing SOXL isn't 100% NVDA then. Good thing too that the semiconductor has a very long track multi-generational record of sustained growth and fundamental importance to the economy. Such as pic related going back to 1968. There are many more such examples from long before NVDA was even thought of

>> No.56522518
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56522518

>AMD

im fucking done bobros.

>> No.56522524
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56522524

>>56522286
not in a hurry to sell

>> No.56522536
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56522536

Rate cuts?

>> No.56522539
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56522539

>>56522514
Look. I don't care to argue with you. If you want mediocre performance for the next decade, be my guest.

Or you can join the bros with a conservative portfolio of 50/50 BOIL/SOXS shorts. A strategy of proven outperformance, backtested even.

>> No.56522549
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>>56522536
Bidenomics

>> No.56522550
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>>56522321
Bruh, this thread is mid AF. Touch grass, fr fr stocks are sus.

>> No.56522552
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>>56522536
>PIVVVOOOTTT!!
I hope JPOW hikes

>> No.56522553
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56522553

>>56521459
CharlesMansonAlexJonesBeetlejuice1776Pitbull(Karen) it's a spooky spookster though

>> No.56522555

>>56522501
>Hedgies make yolo trades on the customer dime
that's actually not true for reputable hedge funds. the whole point of investing in a hedge fund is because their charter bans them from taking on too much risk

hedge funds will guarantee you that no more than say 10% of your money with them will mathematically be at risk

>> No.56522556

>>56522536
>>56522549
(when you come out your shit is gone)

>> No.56522558

VZ CHADS RISE UP
THE AGE OF THE OVERVALUED TECH TRASH IS OVER

>> No.56522571

>>56522558
What is VZ?

>> No.56522572
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56522572

Why is amd recovering? Let me guess AI?

>> No.56522573
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>>56522558
>*reality*

>> No.56522575

>>56522490
SPACs and weed stocks. Not even joking.

>> No.56522577
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56522577

>>56522539
>51.19%
lol no thanks I prefer real gainz

>> No.56522579

>>56522573
fuck verizon for locking their phone bootloaders

>> No.56522582

>>56522483
SOFR >futures

>> No.56522585
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56522585

>>56522558
>THE AGE OF THE OVERVALUED TECH TRASH IS OVER
so is the age of over-leveraged boomer value traps..

>> No.56522599

>>56522478
>>56522488
...and not a single one of them gets murdered.

It's miraculous.

>> No.56522601

Amazon is telling me that if a package doesn't arrive by tonight I can get a refund. Does this mean the package is free? Is the real benefit of having prime just getting free shit from terrible logistics not being able to fulfill the next day promise?

>> No.56522604
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56522604

>>56522518
Negabart'd!

>> No.56522611
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56522611

Jpow is going to call Biden's bluff on falsifying CPI data. The immediate loss of trust in official US economic statistics will send treasury yields over 6% in one session, and put the US at extreme risk of default. Enjoy.

>> No.56522618
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56522618

>>56521466
Don't worry. They're dumping the strategic oil reserves right now to keep the oil prices low. Oil will go above 100 dollars in 2024.

>> No.56522622

>>56522601
The real benefit of prime is you get to watch lawd of dem rangz.

>> No.56522626
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56522626

>>56522577
If you're not doubling your money annually, can you even really call yourself an investor...?

>> No.56522627

>>56522601
Basically yes. But if you do it too often, they will probably cancel you

>> No.56522629

>>56522611
That would be so based he would get JFK'd literally on the spot. One of the MKUltra gunmen in the audience would recieve an immediate activation phrase and just shoot him on the stage.

>> No.56522630

>>56522573
its called buying low
maybe you should long NVIDEA at 1 trillion when they only do a couple million in sales.

>> No.56522631

>>56522618
Can't do that for much longer. We will be at war with iran here before too long.

>> No.56522639

>>56522622
I have never once thought about actually using the music and video portions of prime during my annual free prime month.

>> No.56522641

>>56522536
>announcing the event in central time
lmao transparent as fuck

>> No.56522650

>>56522572
lisa sue did striptease on stage and added $5b cash to AMD

>> No.56522654
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56522654

>>56522630
no that's called a dying company, they were stupid and lost their market share to TMUS.
>>56522639
I canceled mine like a year ago, you can get free shipping anyways so whats the point?

>> No.56522661
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56522661

Tomorrow is make or break, but today

>> No.56522662
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56522662

>>56522372
lum doesn't invest in treasuries you fucking cretin

>> No.56522664

>>56522618
actually that ended and they're buyers now
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-seeks-buy-6-million-barrels-oil-reserve-by-january-2023-10-19/
old news

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56522667

>>56522626

>> No.56522680

>>56522654
tmobile got some market share yes, but at some point when the dust settles people will wonder why TMUS is trading at 50PE with no more growth to have
VZs rev and profit is robust

>> No.56522682

>>56522654
>you can get free shipping anyways so whats the point?
This, never paid for Prime. Won't pay for any of the 'subscription' bullshit outside of my phone bill and youtubetv. No idea why people sign up for all this shit, you can't watch it all at the same time, and it ends up on cable eventually anyway. At least with youtube you can watch whenever you want, and they're not deleting shows.

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>>56521439
b-bag bros... i-i dont feel so goood...

>> No.56522715

>>56522654
Uh that's kinda like comparing an apple to an orange. TMUS don't fork out a divvy. So naturally there's gonna be a difference in stock prices due to that. Also people who invest in divvy stocks don't really give a damn on how high the stock price itself goes; the only thing that maters is divvy hikes and to a lessor point how fat the yield is. Long as the divvy hikes keep coming that 34-25ish a share price can stay there for the next 40 years for all I care.

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>>56522680
By that point it may just swallow VZ or T
>>56522715
True but the revenues already beats VZ, they dont have a divvy because they dont need it to be relevant.

>> No.56522743
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56522743

I had 100 shares of PAYC before earnings.

AMA

>> No.56522752
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56522752

>JAPAN TOP CURRENCY DIPLOMAT KANDA: WON'T RULE OUT ANY STEPS TO RESPOND TO DISORDERLY FX MOVES

>JAPAN TOP CURRENCY DIPLOMAT KANDA: TRUE THAT THE FX MOVES AFFECTING PRICE STABILITY TARGET

>JAPAN'S TOP FX DIPLOMAT KANDA: REMAIN ON STANDBY FOR INTERVENTION ‘IF NEEDED’

>JAPAN TOP CURRENCY DIPLOMAT KANDA: 'STANDING BY BUT NO COMMENT ON WHEN AND WHAT', WHEN ASKED ABOUT POSSIBLE FX STEPS INCLUDING INTERVENTION

Everyone's implicit Yen trades are about to

>> No.56522753
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56522753

This is a hand picked song for tech bears this week.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gh1iC1PnUpU&si=QN1eFkXGqbY9vkAI

>> No.56522758

>>56522743
what is your favorite corn syrup fruit drink (noncarbonated)?
Hi-C?
SunnyD?
Hawaiian Punch?
Fruit Barrels?

>> No.56522761

>>56522743
Why on Earth did you buy those?

>> No.56522762
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56522762

How big a swing during Fed tomorrow? 1.5% peak to trough or more or less?
>>56522611
Weird thing is once these girls wall and I get used to the post-wall appearance I start to see the early signs of where the wall will hit their faces later and I can't un-see. It's quite sad.

>> No.56522763

>>56522758
>favorite goyslurp

>> No.56522769
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56522769

>>56522763
yes

>> No.56522771
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56522771

>>56522758
I like a standard coca-cola classic but I haven't had it without a couple shots of rye in it in some years so I don't know if I still like it plain.

>> No.56522774

>>56522758
Gallikers blue raspberry drink

>>56522761
It's a good company. It missed earnings by 5% and dropped like 50%.

>> No.56522775

>>56522758
Oh you said fruit. I dont in to fruit flavored sugar slop.

>> No.56522789
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>>56522611
>she has no hips
I'm getting concerned she could be an actual tranny. Pic related

>> No.56522798
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56522798

>>56522774
At least it wasn't tampico

>> No.56522856
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56522856

What is the scariest spookiest TICKER symbol

>> No.56522861

>>56522752
So the yen samurai committed sudoku during the night... The sun sets in the east tonight...

>> No.56522870

>>56522856
NOG

>> No.56522894

>>56522856
There is a company called British American Tobacco
And its ticker isn't BAT
woooooooooooo spooky

>> No.56522897

disregard my previous personality in this thread that i don't remember. I just sold everything in afterhours trading. Not my problem.

>> No.56522900

>>56522856
QQQ

>> No.56522903

>>56522856
LSE:BOO

>> No.56522954

>>56522752
what does this mean for us

>> No.56522962

>>56522662
no but the lumposter does when SOX is below the 200 SMA.

>> No.56522981

This thread why I’m buying prison stocks

>> No.56522984

>>56522894
>>56522903
pretty good ones

>> No.56522985

>>56522737
It may, but its priced like it already has

>> No.56523002
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56523002

>futures

>> No.56523007

>>56522664
The SPR is is supposed to hold over 700 million barrels you knob

>> No.56523024

remember to buy the tlt dip lmao

>> No.56523032
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56523032

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

>> No.56523033

>>56522954
Shit is super fucked.

>> No.56523035
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56523035

>>56522558
>>56522573
I snagged some after the articles about lead in the cables, felt like manipulation to me. Probably gonna set up a drip on it and forget about it for a decade.

>> No.56523047

>>56523024
lol imagine buying that trash in 2021, isnt what all those failed banks did

>> No.56523052
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56523052

>>56523007
when you're buying, not selling, you are not dumping reserves anymore. you are done doing that, and you have reversed course.
now you are refilling.
https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCSSTUS1&f=W

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56523054

>>56523033
1. it's something with 10 year bonds and that japan is gonna sell them to stabilize the yen, right?
2. will wells fargo get shit on?

>> No.56523067

>>56522664
>>56523052
Sell low, buy high!

>> No.56523076

>>56523032
Amd said they expect the "excess pc part inventories" to take 6-8 months to clear

cheap gpus, oil prices have been dumping, I'm thinking it's over for bitcucks and nkideas

tech is deflationary by nature if you don't always have bigger and better or can charge more for the same product

>> No.56523090

>>56523052
Looks like the number for october is 20m lower than the number for january. I think it's fair to call that dumping.
Remains to be seen what next year will hold, but it is another big election year.

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>>56523032
> first day of a new month
> fresh start
> new beginnings
> 30 more chances to succeed

>> No.56523103

>>56523054
It's Japan and stagnant China. India is growing now, they're scamming and taking over jobs at a faster rate than ever. Look at Repos, credit to income, and delinquincies. It's over.

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56523145

what's the investing equivalent of NNN?
asking for a friend

>> No.56523147

>>56523103
NOOOOOOOOO!!! JAPAN DON'T CAPITULATE AND SELL YOUR BONDS FOR A MASSIVE LOSS!!! OHHH NOOO THIS SUCKS!!! I'M SO SCARED OF JAPAN REALIZING A MASSIVE BOND LOSS!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

WE ***DO NOT**** WANT TO BUY BONDS AT A CHEAPER PRICE!! PLEASE NO!!!

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>>56523145

>> No.56523155

Futuresbros….

>> No.56523161

>>56523147
They can't afford diesel. It's basically that simple. Any time oil is up they tank their currency.

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>>56523151

>> No.56523175

>>56523090
go to the URL and see for yourself
>350m is half of 700m, so the reserve is fine
>and they stopped dumping
>and they announced they're buying at $79/barrel
>but, they have been buying from whoever pities them enough to sell that cheap
coping on someone else's behalf? not a good look, guy

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56523176

>futures

>> No.56523187

Whats with all the doomposters crying about japan? The nikkei is absolutely ripping rn

>> No.56523192
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56523192

>>56523169
That's an old pic from last year. Apparently they changed the name... and aren't doing so well

>> No.56523202

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/consumer/article-12693705/Walmart-makeover-redesigned-locations.html#article-12693705

damn looks like recession is coming if Walmart has to cut so many corners and not bother with cashiers anymore kek. Hell I recall that all of the kids and pharmacists all got laid off throughout the USA recently this year too.

>> No.56523206

>>56523192
Welcome to 2023 nigga
What you didn't buy NVDA last winter nigga?
Why you so dumb and poor nigga?
Now you got to sleep outside nigga.
Can't afford rent now nigga.

>> No.56523215

>>56522954
japan is currently the largest holder of USTs
they need to sell some now, to get some USD right away, to close positions on dollar-denominated positions. they will also sell some foreign assets they hold. whatever positions don't look great.
this affects both japanese private investors and their government to some extent
and, many foreign investors are likely to follow suit

>> No.56523227

>>56523192
whats the investing equivalent of not jerking off though?

>> No.56523240
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56523240

tomorrow will go one of two ways: either I turn $300 into $400-$1k or I get a job at walmart.

Or I just sit out fomc. Three ways.

>> No.56523252

>>56523215
UH OH STINKY!!!

they better hurry up before the market front runs them because jpy/usd doesn't look like anyone believes them and they already missed several opportunities to sell at better prices

>bank of japan owns a shit load of apple stock for some reason

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>> No.56523259

>>56523215
i see thank you

>> No.56523284

Go out and have fun with slutty woman wearing lingerie.
>this is financial advice
>https://youtu.be/bQ0u2jjXs_o?feature=shared

>> No.56523295

>>56521489
>ADP employment
>S&P U.S. manufacturing PMI
>Job openings
>ISM manufacturing
>Construction spending
literally all bearish. but then again so was todays data

>> No.56523304

>>56523033

zoom out, retard.

>> No.56523319
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The more people panic about Japan, the more I can confirm it's a nothingburger.

>> No.56523336

>>56523319
You're going to look really silly in just two more weeks.

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56523356

what brokerage has an easy to use on mobile app?.

>> No.56523364
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56523364

>>56523319
A Wagyu Nothingburger?

>> No.56523402

>>56523356
your options are robinhood and robinhood

>> No.56523409

>>56523319
When Japan collapses, I WILL buy mount Fuji and ride trains across the country for a year

>> No.56523432

>>56523409
>a nation of savers
>work so much they can't have kids
>central bank decides to gamble all their money away on US bonds and meme stocks
>sorry!

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56523436

Doing well on my position.

>> No.56523440
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56523440

Kek. Made this wee thing for the hell of it. A return to the classic list of old. Brokerage only though. I was bored.

>> No.56523451

tes

>> No.56523454

>>56523451
t

>> No.56523455

>>56523440
I don't mean this question as a critique in any way, just pure curiosity, what was behind your choosing BKR among those others and why it rather than some other oil/gas co?

>> No.56523456

>>56521439
Anyone ever make any money off penny stocks. I bought a bunch of shitty mining stocks a few months ago and they're performing terribly. One actually went up like 41% but the rest just shit all over themselves.

>> No.56523465

>>56523409
I hope not. How will I enjoy my hentai manga and seeing hot schoolgirls in those uniforms? (Fucking shame such things never caught on here in american schools aside from the church ran schools)

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56523467

I forgot the FOMC conference was tomorrow.

>> No.56523483

>>56523456
No you have to look at the float number on OTC Markets and all these other metrics, I bought some and one company was a scam while the other one got delisted. They’re all companies on the verge of bankruptcy, might as well buy shitcoins

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>>56523467
its datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent
>datadependent
datadependent

>> No.56523506

>>56523456
The price is pretty arbitrary on OTC, I don't know why you would do it. Pink sheets have zero price discovery, it's like walking into a pawnshop and the quote they give you is what you'll get.

>> No.56523511

>>56523467
You still have time to position yourself for gambling

>> No.56523518

>>56523402
thats it?

>> No.56523532

>>56523467
I looked back at Septembers FOMC, the spy dumped at the rate pause announcement I think due to the notion of another rate hike this year and then quickly recovered during QA, but because the economic conditions are good they’re likely going to backpedal on announcing another rate hike. And with DXY soaring and a bunch of jobs numbers the market likes to dump on, I wouldn’t be surprised if we moon during the conference

>> No.56523536

>>56523455
Well admittedly it was due to it once upon a time being part of GE. Basically GE merged its oil and gas unit with Baker Hughes and kept a majority stake in it. Later when GE fell apart and died due to Culp I kept the BKR shares I had. I sold my GE at 114 during the break apart surge news last year. I'm up decently on BKR. They've also hiked the divvy and done buybacks. I was a GE shareholder during the final days of them still being a great company. Transportation, Healthcare, Lighting, Power, Oil/gas (BKR),Aviation, Aviation services. The only part I wasn't around for was when the appliances unit was still with the company.

>> No.56523588

>>56523532
inflation expectations is still far too high, they don't want people front running the fed

until all hope is lost in stocks and people stop buying every micro dip and unemployment goes up it's not over. People keep buying bonds and every time bond yield micro dips stocks rip. Bitcoin is still at 35k. Tech stocks still trading at 100 pe ratios. Small business is FUCKED but he can't do anything about that, that's congresses fault for stealing everyones money and giving it to mega corps.

>> No.56523594

2% down day tomorrow
Check em^

>> No.56523600

>>56523594
tommorow is rate cut day, Druckenmiller bought 2YRs and shorted Jpow

>> No.56523608
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>>56523319
I kinda hope we at least get a shitshow that will make the asset price bubble from 1992 look like a walk in the park by comparison.

If not, well, guess we could just wait for 2 more weeks...

>> No.56523610

>>56523536
Ah, very interesting how that came to be one of your mainstays, and I recall you remarking some time back on Culp wrecking GE and having had shares. Pretty much all I know about BKR is every Friday they often either spike or tank my NATGAS positions with the rig count report at noon CT.

>> No.56523617

>>56523594
I want it to at least be -20% down

>> No.56523618

>>56523483
>>56523506
I don't think their technically OTC stocks cause I bought them off wealthsimple. But by penny stocks I just meant they were like 40 cents per share.

>> No.56523653

China PMI miss indicating contraction.

>> No.56523659

>>56523618
>But by penny stocks I just meant they were like 40 cents per share.
Those are pinksheets unless they've just recently crashed. Shit. Companies have to maintain a price per share to be listed on the main exchanges.

>> No.56523672

>>56523532
No, it was Jerome's statement regarding the soft landing. As soon as he said it wasnt his base case the market vomited.

>> No.56523682
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56523682

>yields

>> No.56523704

Powell has to cut because our greatest ally is under attack and the government needs to be able to fund our Kosher Sisters in Israel you anti-semites

>> No.56523716
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>>56523704
Which commodities should I buy to surf the massive incoming inflation wave?

>> No.56523722

>>56523716
SOXL and TUP

>> No.56523724
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56523724

So realistically speaking, what would really happen to the US economy if Powell were to 'cut' rates already? I recall normies claiming that if hikes keep happening, hyperinflation occurs, but if cuts were to keep happening, depression occurs...what do?

>> No.56523728

>>56523716
The foreskin. With whites in utter ecstasy dying for Jews, foreskin will be short supply.

>> No.56523732

>>56523728
Won't be whites, they'll be sending all those beaners we're keeping in hotels, they can't say no because they're government property.

>> No.56523749

>>56523728
I'm already long.

>> No.56523751
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>>56523728
You think the chosen people are above harvesting foreskins off corpses? If anything supply will go up massively. All of palestine will be snipped
If you're holding physical foreskin futures, you need to sell NOW

>> No.56523757

>>56523724 >>56523704
Fuck the cuts. I want my savings account interest rate to keep on holding strong. Christ, first time in a long long time you can actually see some point to having a shat pot of cash sitting.

>> No.56523773

>>56523724
He's not going to cut at a press conference. When they cut it'll be over night and sudden.

>> No.56523811

Holy shit I need more money.

>> No.56523825

>>56523227
>What is the investing equivalent of not jerking off
Buying and holding index funds without panic selling.

>> No.56523831

Sigh... another week of awaiting the prophesy to come true, that one day a stock/treasuries portfolio will go up again

>> No.56523868

>>56523682
This picture is ancient and it still gets me every time I see it. There are so many layers to the narrative there.

>> No.56523879

Oil companies need to start mentioning AI and how it will require more energy and therefore more oil

>> No.56523887

>>56523757
Savers deserve the gas chamber, you're worse than jews. how about you put that money to use and buy some tupperware to create jobs?

>> No.56523898

>>56523879
gotta lube up the gpu fans somehow too

>> No.56523904

imagine being a small cap
the absolute state of mr. russells funds

>> No.56523911

>>56523879
the demand in the future will speak for itself. Might as well keep acquiring now

>> No.56523920

>>56523887
Kek, I invest to you know. Sides I thought that company was on the way out?

>> No.56523923

>>56523911
I bought a 30 delta call on XOM for March that I might be worried won't pay out. RIP.

>> No.56523969
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Omly the dead may know peace from this heeming.

>> No.56523982

Happy Halloween friends!

>> No.56524010

>>56523920
nah they have a new girlboss CEO that used to sell spanking fetish porn to women so its short squeezing

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56524248

>>56523982
Happy Halloween!

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56524263

>>56523982
>futures

>> No.56524328

I went out. Got ddru k. Eyed a whole. Unch of bitches incostumes. And went home. I’m sad and lonely and never felt more alone. Fuck you niggas I’m sad. And I just realized no amount of money will cure it.

>> No.56524332

>>56524328
No, money won't fix that. Being older helps. How old are you?

>> No.56524348
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>https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-treasury-borrow-776-billion-q4-2023-10-30/
>there is no debt crisis, chud

>> No.56524360

>>56524348
How can it be a crisis? Look, they've gotten all the money they needed.

>> No.56524365

Someone bake, this bread is getting stale.

>> No.56524376

Baking...

>> No.56524382
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Judge William Young orders you to report to the next thread:

>>56524380
>>56524380
>>56524380

>> No.56524429

>>56524248
>>56524263
These are kick ass, thanks for BLESSING us with them.

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>>56524429
I didn't make >>56524263
I saw it somewhere else on /biz/

>> No.56524546

>>56524491
You still blessed us with it here. I hardly ever go anywhere else on /biz/ or anywhere else.

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56524562

>>56524546
sure

>> No.56526110

Hello, any Trade Republic users here? It is supposed to give 4% p.a. interest on non-invested money (paid out in monthly rates though) since October 1st, but I'm still getting the old 2% instead of the new 4%.
Why is this? Do I have to somehow opt-in or activate the new interest rate?