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November pre-election seasonality edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Disclaimers
DO NOT HOLD LEVERAGED ETFS (soxl, soxs, sqqq etc) OVER NIGHT. The price experiences exponential decay as the leveraged/inverse position costs money to maintain.
Do not make losing trades. These cost money and can make it harder to achieve your goals.
Past performance is not indicative of future returns

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>> No.56515251
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56515251

i can't find a job in this economy!

>> No.56515258
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What in the fuck are futures doing bros.

>> No.56515260

>>56515246
>DO NOT HOLD LEVERAGED ETFS (soxl, soxs, sqqq etc) OVER NIGHT. The price experiences exponential decay as the leveraged/inverse position costs money to maintain.
>Do not make losing trades. These cost money and can make it harder to achieve your goals.
>Past performance is not indicative of future returns
LOl I would evensay, LMAO.

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>>56515246
Hehehe I get my stock advice from here

>> No.56515265

>>56515258
Japs did a reverse Pearl Harbor to the financial markets tonight.

>> No.56515268

>>56515258
its nothing.

>> No.56515277

>>56515265
we must declare war on Japan and take their women, it's the only way

>> No.56515282

>>56515251
I'll pay you 8 dollars an hour to help me bully baggie to prove his gf isn't a fucking ladyboy tranny. Eventually he will get drunk and post her pussy or maybe an egg roll, who fucking knows.

>> No.56515285

>>56515258
Being irrelevant like always

>> No.56515288
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What's she reading?

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>>56515264
>Yotsuba B
LMFAO dood you okay?
>I get my stock advice from here
Yeah, I also spread STOCK "advice" here too, ASSHOLE; YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Buy TLT and TMF

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>>56515251
U-6 is at pre-COVID levels. The economy is roaring. Quit your bellyaching. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/u6rate

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>>56515251
>>56515264
the yuiposters are multiplying

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>>56515288
>the FED could be wrong again
When the fuck is the FED right?

>> No.56515298

As a foreskin guy, what do I need to invest in to capitalise off of having an intact member?

>> No.56515300
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>>56515291
>Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

>> No.56515301

>>56515288
The Bloomberg Terminal's secret Tinder app.

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>>56515289
Pls no bully

>> No.56515308

>>56515296
>go from record low rates for 20 years
>raise rates 6000% with no survivors
problem?

>> No.56515313
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OK, but seriously, what the fuck is with the BOJ? What did they do? What does it mean?

>> No.56515314

>>56515265
>>56515277
Those damn dirty nips I’d post some Jap ass but I’d get banned again
>>56515285
They matter though right?

>> No.56515324
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I like to look at the earnings calendar because, I dunno, it's something to watch. I don't "play earnings." Tf do I know?

>> No.56515326

>>56515256
its ok there is next time, usually days will have multiple generals

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>verification not required
i made it....

>>56515282
i don't want to sit behind my computer all day. i HATE office jobs

>>56515291
survivorship bias. prices are going higher, so people have to spend more. not because everyone is suddenly flush with cash

>>56515294
honestly i would have preferred if 5 of us posted a keion and made this general the HTT general

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>>56515326
YEAH BUT WHAT IF I DIE IN MY SLEEP

>> No.56515334

How do I best emotionally obliterate the homeless woman begging for money in front of my grocery store

>> No.56515336

>>56515313
They committed sudoku and might bring down the global bond market with them.

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>>56515333
then don't die

>> No.56515346

i need a family, i need my own place to live, i need a job that isn't soul crushing

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>>56515342
I PROBABLY WILL NOW
FINE I WILL JUST SHARE MY NEW WEBM WITH YOU
Maybe someone can use it in the next op

>> No.56515350

>>56515324
It's fun when a company related to one you own reports earnings and heems your stock out of nowhere. Fucking correlation trade bullshit.

>> No.56515352

>>56515334
Tell her she could have been rich being an onlyfans model

>> No.56515355

>Salary increases are not keeping up with the cost of living increases, per J.P. Morgan

kek no shit

>> No.56515357

>>56515347
Wow, that's spookier than Jerome hiking another 50 points. Good work, anon.

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>>56515347
sorry bud, but this is the one that will make the next OP

>> No.56515360

>>56515313
https://twitter.com/DarioCpx/status/1719161799260676152

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>>56515332
>HTT general
>Hokago Trading Time
i think it works

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If you could pick one stock most likely to.shortsqueeze by the end of the year what would it be? For me it's VFS - been shorting it like crazy and just covered last week.

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>>56515361
holy shit that sounds even better than what i was thinking

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>>56515355
It's a real fucking scam that CPI and cost of living are two separate concepts. All of the government's published economic statistics are fake, in case you needed another reminder.

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Soon the yui posters will get rid of the non yui posters in the great purge of /smg/

>> No.56515398

>>56515300
Damn straight!

>> No.56515401

>>56515373
>purge /smg/ of the very fathers that created it
lol no

>> No.56515402

No hike

>> No.56515410

>Terms such as "give car back" and "Can't pay credit cards off" rising sharply on Google results

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.56515411

HELP HELP
THE NIGNOG IS STILL ON THE PLANE!!!
WTF DO, BOYS?
IM REALLY THINKING OF PUTTING ON MY BURGER KING CROWN NOW, BOYOS
ANY GOOD ALTERNATIVE PLANS HERE??

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>The Bank of Japan keeps interest rates at -0.1% and changes the YCC upper band of 1% to a reference cap

I'm not familiar with Japanese economy besides asset bubble history but...what does this mean for the USA? Are we fucked?

>> No.56515420

>he still uses banks
>he doesn't realize his deposits are locked
>in a 30 year
>underwater chastity cage

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>>56515401
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your shit posts are now forfeit.

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>>56515401
Adapt or die.

>> No.56515428

>>56515411

It is unavoidable at this point. Unless you fly private. And even then, kanye.

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The weak should fear the strong!

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The yen broke over 150. Do we get a Japanese-themed market crash tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TT_F4uE_lA

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>>56512889
You didn't learn..

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>>56515421
>>56515431
Pathetic. Prepare to be *redacted*
>>56515424
>Adapt or die.
Name the gun in your shitty fagkid pic; NOW, NOW, NOW! >:(

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>>56515436
>tfw still holding SOXL
Fuck it if it goes to 0 it goes to 0

>> No.56515453

>>56515420
my money is safe in a 2x leveraged daily NVDA bear etf that started last week and gets like 5 trades a day

>> No.56515454

>>56515418
>>56515360

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>>56515453

>> No.56515465

>>56515440
M1 grand?

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>>56515440
Looks like an M1 but what do I know, I'm just a dumb animeposter

>> No.56515467

>>56515440
Sally is a good gun name imo

>> No.56515472

>>56515360
This seems really over dramatic.

>> No.56515476

>>56515465
> doesn’t even know it’s spelt garand
Anon…

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>>56515373
I'm a Mugi man. Always going to be a Mugi man.
>>56515410
Excellent. Blow it up. Crash it to hell. I will short it to the bottom and buy the ashes.

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>>56515440
It goes bang when I pull the trigger and it's loaded so it's perfect for the holy war yuihad going on for /smg/. You infidels will pay with your blood.

>> No.56515493

>>56515472
It's bc it's an event that most aren't positioned for and would be a black swan

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Fuck, I went to BK earlier and the drive-thru was packed.
Is BK making a comeback, or am I in a mongoloid neighborhood?
Is this a QSR play??
>>56515465
>>56515466
DING DING DING
M1 *garand*
>>56515488
FILTERED

>> No.56515501

>>56515493
How many black swan events can be simultaneously going on? I don't even know what number Black swan this is.

>> No.56515503

>>56515493
Why do black swans have to ruin everywhere they show up?

>> No.56515505

>>56515360
>https://twitter.com/DarioCpx/status/1719161799260676152
interesting. is this similar to "China is collapsing" or "usa is collapsing?"

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Shhhhhh no tears, only dreams now mumu

>> No.56515510

>>56515503
>black swans
>black

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>>56515347
why don't you stay alive and post it? would ensure everyone sees it
>>56515372
picrel but unironically
>>56515373
there will be osaka

>> No.56515515
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>> No.56515520

>>56515291
>The dollar is widely used because it's widely used

ok... hang on... hol up...... WHAT did he mean by this ???? is it political??? I DONT GET IT

>> No.56515527

>>56515493
A black swan would be something that is truly unpredictable or unexpected, and this is neither, so 'black swan' is not really the right word. I've heard the term pink flamingo used to describe an obvious problem that people have known about for years / decades but have just ignored because it's always been there and it hasn't caused major issues yet.

>> No.56515534

>>56515520
You know exactly what he's saying.
How are you going to break the back, that is the dollar world reserve currency status?

>> No.56515535

>>56515506
Buy F @$9, $8, $7 and $6.

Verification not required.

>> No.56515541

>>56515520
There's no other alternative, try to have gold reserves instead of dollars and see what happens. I just hope for the Milkshake to happen soon.

>> No.56515544

Japan shit doesn't matter
We pump
Fuck weebs who think this is somehow important
SPY to ATHs by EOY

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OK, fine, maybe I'll buy some of those Chink internet companies. What's good? KWEB? BABA?

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>>56515527
Pink flamingo event it is

>> No.56515551

>>56515520
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_effect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focal_point_(game_theory)

>> No.56515554

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSOU7qECbfA
Take a listen, and remember to buy TLT and TMF on market open. JPow is going to put the nail in the rate hike coffin on Wednesday.

>> No.56515555

>>56515544
fuck we're not going to see ATHs for like 12 years aren't we

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So we decade long bear market now huh

>> No.56515564

>>56515554
should i pull my money out or no

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>>56515555
Correct

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>>56515554
>FOMC is only 36 hours away

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>>56515555
What have you done?! You've cursed us, anon.

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>>56515555
It's over.

>> No.56515586

>>56515555
wtf have you done...
>>56515564
>>56515569
Clock is ticking, boys. Place your bets.

>> No.56515593

>>56515555
>Quads
The fun-zo is done-zo.

>> No.56515634

>>56515555
Is reality kicking in Mumu? This will either be a slow bleed down or a crab at best. SPX dropped with US credit rating. If that doesn't become better, why would the stock market go over 4600 and even higher? RICH investors will just be in bonds as the yields are higher because of shitty credit rating. It's shrimple as that.

>> No.56515645

>>56515555
>Bearish quads of death again
Ok I'm getting nervous

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>>56515555
ch-ch-ch-checked and the market is wr-wr-wr-wrecked
Ma! When's b-b-b-breakfast?

>> No.56515698

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B05R66h3P0o

>> No.56515705

>>56515334
Ignore them completely, they hate nothing more than that. Any interaction brightens their day.

>> No.56515706

Every day I become more bearish yet expect the economy to actually collapse even less.

It's odd. If the world we live in today was predicted to me in 2018/19 I'd load up the most leverage I had out of sheer certainty of it being the next big shitstorm. But it hasn't. And I don't even expect it to. No matter how bad the news gets. Even when the news genuinely worries me for my personal safety I don't shed a single bead of sweat for the markets or greater economy.

When the nukes finally fly, I'm almost certain the last thing I'll see on this earth will be green NVDA and TSLA calls.

>> No.56515707

>>56515547
Wtf? is that a pro-palestine move from china???

>> No.56515721

>>56515705
>>56515334
People aren't wrong when they say 4chan is full of degens, autists and social rejects.

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>>56515547
based Chinaman where were you when Xi became /ourguy/

>> No.56515727

>>56515313
BoJ printed more money: opened up some QE and increased inflation estimates by 50%. Yen is at a new level of weakness, finally broke 150 against usd. I thought they'd dump tbills to keep going, but whatever is coming is global.

>> No.56515731

>>56515727
PRIIIIIIIIIINT MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>> No.56515774

>BASF Q3 Earnings: - Q3 Sales: EUR15.7 Bln (Q3 22 Had Sales At EUR21.9 Bln) - Net Loss: EUR249 Mln (Q3 22 Had Net Income Of EUR909 Mln)

>> No.56515786

>>56515246
I started building a long position today on the ES. Maybe too early but I have plenty of power to average in.

>> No.56515840

>>56515786
it's a tad too soon. It will be clearer in a few days. They are still fighting very long EMAs. The catalyst really will be the FED talks.

>> No.56515884

>>56515298
$4SKIN

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>futures

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>>56515251
>Applied to 100+ jobs
>Got 4 interviews
>This is with master's in material science and research experience
And I got offered a pathetic 3600 EUR/month in Austria near Vienna. How can anyone even live on such a wage here when the inflation is so high?
This is the best time to start buying in the market and I've got so little cash to play with right now... damn. We are finally hovering near the 4 year average which is the strongest resistance. The index could at most fall another 5% (unless a Corona type or 2009 type situation were to happen but that's just wishful thinking).
feels bad man

>> No.56516098

>>56516036
>3600 EUR/month near Vienna
Is that before tax or after? Is cost of living high in Vienna?

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>>56516036
Have you tried applying for technical jobs? I have a similar background and work as an "engineer" in a research institute. One of my mailing lists had a lot of vacancies in October.

>> No.56516104

>>56516036
In austria housing is less expensive than in germany I think. At least saw that in TV in regards to Vienna. More social housing, less selling out to foreign investors.

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Yields...

>> No.56516137

>>56516036
Whats the job? Research related doesnt pay good in most cases, try getting one in the industry if not already, or come over to you neighbors anon, apparently we have a "worker crisis"

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>>56516103
That's what I am mainly looking at. I really enjoyed working in research. But alas, it really is underpaid like crazy. I slogged my way through uni and worked as a full time (70h/week) research assistant just so I can get a smaller salary than someone cleaning apartments (not saying it's not important).
>>56516098
That's gross. Pathetic right? And that job requires a Master's. In the US you would expect at least double that.
>>56516137
Lab manager/researcher. Hopefully I'll hear back from Tesla regarding battery engineering because they pay really well. I have been searching for along time so I'm gonna have to take what I can get.
Switzerland is the only country that pays really really well in research related jobs but I haven't found many jobs there.
Neighbors like CZ? They offered me such a pathetic salary that I couldn't even believe it. Less than half of that I would get in Sweden when expenses are about the same.

Normies are lucky they had those 10 years of zero rates where they could accumulate so much free money to store as a buffer. I have no idea how a new man on the market is supposed to make it. Let's say you get 3.5k/month, taxes are 50-60% and you gotta pay for a crap apartment and supremely expensive food (food inflation in most of Europe is still around 8% or more). How do you then afford to put money into the market? How can you make it?

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>>56516036
Have you tried becoming a handiman?

>> No.56516183

>>56516120
what are the chances 10Y yields go over 5%?

>> No.56516191

>>56516137
ICH BIN DIE FACHKRAFT
Tomorrow we will pump ridiculously as always pre FOMC (at least EU)

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>>56516156
I am approaching 26 bro. I can't dedicate another 2 years of my time to something else now. Thinking back on it I should have gone into trades or being a handyman. I already have experience in forestry (actually tough work). Pays better, almost no education needed, more jobs.
>>56516183
They have already gone 5%+ twice in the past month. The FED is probably trying its hardest to keep them down but it ain't really working.
>>56516191
The FED is also probably gonna do yet another pause which will most likely be interpreted as bullish. AMZN already managed to stop the market bleeding and we are now almost back to being bullish. The insane GDP + insane consuuumer spending is holding up this economy and market. oh yeah, we're gonna pump so hard into the Santa's rally

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>>56515569
He has to repeat the same shit he said on the 19th right?

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Sooo wtf do I do with this?

>> No.56516215

>>56516153
>full time (70h/week)
>smaller salary than someone cleaning apartments
How is that possible? I remember getting like 15€/h as research assistant

>> No.56516231

>>56516214
nothing wrong with holding tlt for very very long term

>> No.56516237

>>56516199
26 isn't even that old. If you want to get into it then just do it.

>> No.56516239

>>56516231
>bagholding

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>>56516215
I was looking at prices offered by cleaning companies. 500-700 EUR (per day) to clean an apartment here in Scandinavia and that was in a small ass town of less than 10k people. The rates are even worse in cities. A research assistant gets 1000 EUR/month isch.
Research assistants here don't get a full time salary but are expected to work full time + overtime. It's complete slavery. It was fine for a few months after graduation since you are a newbie but they wanted me to do this for a year+.

>> No.56516241

BASF stock not opening/tradeable on IG and CMC. It's over.

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How many Bepis

>> No.56516245

>>56516240
>500-700/day
????? What is that, including pest control or what?

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>>56516245
Call it service inflation. As someone who worked in forestry (i.e., a service targeting boomers), do you have any idea how much the earnings and profits increased? They increased prices like crazy (50%+) all the while blaming the inflation. There is a reason it's called greedflation. Everyone is trying to be greedy and get as much as humanly possible from the other.
Simple apartment cleaning and it'll cost you about the same as the rent for an entire month, kek.
This price gouging is why I really hope the central banks will keep hiking but I know they won't

>> No.56516264

>>56516245
I dunno man, I always find it weird how in America apparently any delivery driver and welder makes 6 figures a year. Here in Europe, they make 3-4k€ a month before taxes at best. Same with people in IT or engineering or any other of those high value jobs that supposedly make a killing in the US. Naturally low tier jobs like cleaning personnel make way less than that.

>> No.56516270

>>56516240
>don't get a full time salary but are expected to work full time + overtime. It's complete slavery.
Lmao, yeah I never did that. I worked exactly the amount of time specified in my contract. Why did you do that?

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Wheatbros I'm on the verge of slurping, I'm gonna sluuurp

>> No.56516285

wtf gold

>> No.56516293

>>56516278
STOP BUYING MDAX

jk, I'm also starting to buy DAX as a "hedge" or simply for extra gains to my shorts which I mostly closed, as for now we are stuck and probably reverse soon to 15k.

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>>56516270
Two reasons. I had complete and utter freedom to do whatever I wanted. I could come in when I wanted and go when I wanted as long as I get results. Second, because I really liked the research topic (it's crazy, like something in my clicked).
I had no problem waking up at 04 and doing SEM characterization on my samples or coming in at midnight to see if my samples are finished. But money talks in this world so eventually I had to come to my senses.
>>56516285
That's one good thing about war, gold always goes up. I am bigly up in Lundin Gold (plus nice divvies). Gold is pretty much the only stable commodity

>> No.56516306

>>56516293
>STOP BUYING MDAX
No I have an outstanding order for shorting it again, but it probably won't be triggered anytime soon

>> No.56516312

>>56516306
also have numerous orders for DAX, yesterday i had them at 14800 and this trash didn't hit them. Not even 14800... It has become embarassigly weak.

>> No.56516327

>dividend ETFs and stocks get heemed
where are all the dividend anons now kek

>"dude free money"
lmao

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>>56516327
My European regional banks that give 10%+ divvies are doing great. A lot of European large caps gave 6-10%+ last year and more if you bought last year.
I love divvies, but you gotta select the really good companies with good balance sheets and a good history.

>> No.56516347

>>56516327
These shills only wanted you to pump their bags. Equally as embarassing as TLT fags. You have bonds with high yields as an alternative. Instead you try to catch a knife on 20y bonds or stocks with dividends below bondyields.

>> No.56516348

>>56516240
>500-700 EUR (per day)
Here in Spain I paid a south americans 100 bucks to mount all my stuff from Ikea, mind you it was 2 people and they took 5 hours. The only advantage of this shithole is that once you earn slightly above average your purchasing power explodes as labor is ultra cheap hear. For 500 euros a month I can hire a cleaning lady for 4 hours a day unironically

>> No.56516359

>>56516348
>hear
here lol

>> No.56516360

>>56516348
In germany you can also hire people for cleaning, 20 Euros an hour. My sister just did that on the weekend I think. So, I don't know what fucked up cleaning they are doing in Sweden.

>> No.56516369

Ready for another green day, /smegma/?

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>futures

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>>56516360
I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it for myself. They told us their price, we laughed, said no, and cleaned it ourselves. It's less about the work and more about how these types of jobs are structured and organized here. It's beyond fugged.

Also, wouldn't want to be shorting the EU right about now. Damn we're pumping already.

>> No.56516396

>Vonovia
>Qiagen
>Siemens Energy
>Zalando
>Sartorius
Among Top performing DAX. I have bad news for your pump.

>> No.56516401

TUP pumping continues today, im buying more calls

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Orlen sissies, earnings today. Will I eat cornmeal or a flavourful meal.

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>Yen dump/pump
>Bonds falling through the roof
What is going on here? Someone is buying these crap bonds.
Scandinaviabros, we are already +1%. Bouncing beautifully off of the 4 year average... mmm we're gonna pump so hard tomorrow

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I hope Jerome doesn't ruin the party

>> No.56516471

>>56515555
>12 years to slurp the bottom
I am going to be filthy rich

>> No.56516472

Should have kept my 98-99 Shorts on BMW. Too bad I opened them too early before the 113 pump. Now they would be printing. FUckin piece of shit scared me.

>> No.56516496

We are gonna have a neon green pump for the whole week, fuck what powell has to say

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Orlen sissies, earnings were ok guidance was shit. I'll be eating bread that is 3 days past expiry.

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Purchase NatGas

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Oil sissies can Bibi flatten the strip already...

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How is the market going to digest further bond rate hold?

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Check out Samsung's earnings. How is that even possible? Such insane losses two years in a row yet the stock is relatively close to ATH. I get that the phone market isn't really doing all that hot (not completely true since Apple is still selling like hotcakes) and the memory storage market is taking a hit but come on.
>operating profit down 77%
>Revenue down 12%
>-3.8b won loss in chips (from -5.1b won last year)
How are they doing so poorly compared to more Western companies?

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>>56516470
>Live view of markets as soon as Jerome speaks

>> No.56516546

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>> No.56516551

>>56516533
Too big to reduce costs maybe. That's the downside if you become huge and then there is no demand and you've become too big.

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>>56516546
Not you again...

>> No.56516569

>>56516533
Megacap priviledge

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>>56516544
This is beyond cringe. I understand the core of everything is attention but why would you film yourself skateboarding into water? These people live on a completely different planet than me.

Btw, bonds have peaked. JPow is gonna chicken out tomorrow. They will let the y/y effect do the job for them

>> No.56516598

>>56516340
>>56516347
So wtf is the alternative??? Do people just go into bonds now unironically

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>>56516582
>why would you kickflip into a lake
well it's a change from kickflipping onto concrete, a refreshing change too lel

>bonds have peaked
you mean yields right?

>> No.56516615

Wtf was that on DAX. My god.

>>56516598
Leveraged trading (indices and spefici stocks if you are sure about it) + bonds.

Fuck Divvies

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>>56516600
>a refreshing change too

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>>56516598
If they have a real yield (i.e., higher than inflation), sure. You could lock your money into 5% for 10y and get some solid gains. Unfortunately, that is pretty much impossible in the EU with our shitty bond yields.
>>56516600
>you mean yields right?
Yes sir. Why would you save these "vids", man? I hope you are between the ages of 18-20 because if not...

>> No.56516629

>>56516598
Only boomers and the biggest retards buy bonds

>> No.56516634

Just want everyone to know I stopped the oil rally by buying a call on xom

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Was thinking APPL would miss earnings, but since a few anons posted the same opinion on smg, I'm starting to doubt myself...

>> No.56516641

Can TSLA hold the SPY back this week

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mystery nibbas

>> No.56516678

dollar yen bros what the fuck is happening

>> No.56516697

why do i own any stocks now? seems so stupid

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>>56516697
Sell em and it won't seem stupid, it'll feel stupid.

>> No.56516755

>>56516707
Wow so smart you dip shit. I bet you are the same cocksucker holding soxl

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>>56516755
>Wow so smart you
Stopped reading here. Thank you.

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>>56516762

>> No.56516771

>>56515258
>Dollar so strong people would rather hold it than the DXY

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JP10Y 56bps from 1%.

>> No.56516789

>>56516776
As a nip how fucked am I

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>>56516789
Nips post on smg? I guess you're fucked If the yields blow out and the USDJPY goes back to 70, but if they keep devaluing and you have oversees assets or own companies that are exporters you're fine.

>> No.56516807

>>56516776
Made me look because that's not how bepis work, they're not ticks
>A basis point is one hundredth of 1 percentage point.

>> No.56516811

>TLT dildo
wtf?!

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>>56516633
I'm really an Apple permabear.

>> No.56516821

>>56516811
A DILDO WITHOUT THE COLOR IS ONLY HALF THE INFORMATION

>> No.56516824

>>56516807
Yeah mb realized it myself 100 bps in 1%. 0.56BPS then?

>> No.56516829

>>56516820
I still don't understand picrel

>> No.56516836

>>56516633
You should aim for a lot more than 50% of green rate in your trades, aim for 90%, don't bet on a coinflip
>APPL

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>>56516820
Ehhhh what's wrong with the graph? A good graph in my opinion shows the 0 for good comparison. The A5X has 100% performance and the A6X has double that as clearly shown in by the graph.
The 3D effect is jarring though. They should remove that. Graphs should be simple

>> No.56516842

>>56516838
>>56516829
It's a really dumb graph that contains zero info outside of "2x". Think about it, it's a graph with one bar that represents 1 and the other bar that represents 2. As if we needed a visual aid for that.

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>>56516821
ITS GREEN! bonds are cratering though

>> No.56516852

>>56516845
Lies!

>> No.56516855

>>56516842
It's not that bad. I would have preferred a normal bar graph like any other company such as NVDA uses but whatever.
It's Apple after all

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Wheat... has been slurped

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>>56516862
Based Pszenica slurper.

>> No.56516873

>>56516838
There are no units. It's just "look it's twice as good."
There's almost no information here, the whole slide (likely the whole presentation) is a waste of time and space.

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>>56516820
What the fuck is that graph...

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>AMD
what we thinking boys?

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>>56516876
Up.

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>euro inflation falling more than expected
get ready for rate cuts

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>>56516889
>euro interest rates still negative.
Get ready for higher inflation.

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>>56516889
>PIVOOOOT!!
lol
lmao even!

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JSW sissies!? I could get a few polish whores with this money, but I love my Wioletta.

>> No.56516941

Nothing can stop this bull market!
The market still crabs near ATHs in a moderate interest rate environment, imagine what will happen when they cut rates next year. We're in for another multi-decade bullrun. Every single fud posted by bobos has turned out to be a nothingburger, face it bobos this market is manipulated to go up forever.

>> No.56516950

Santa rally is right around the corner and it will kick start the heeming of all bears

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>>56516845
>bonds are cratering though
lmao like clockwork

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Bros listening women talk to each other just sounds like listening to mental illness. I was listening to these women explain what they think femcelcore is and it involved a bunch of complicated abstract bullshit and at some point it inevitably involved blaming men and saying it was promoting trans hate. This is all shit they are repeating to each online and it's all fucking mentally ill and they sincerely said these words to me as if they really believed them. It's all subjective insane drivel.

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>>56516963
>Bros listening women talk to each other just sounds like listening to mental illness
Women shouldn't be talking in the first place, and you shouldn't be listening to them anyway.

>> No.56516977

>>56516958
Yellen must be swetten.

>> No.56516984

>>56516963
Giving them a right to vote was a mistake, learned that after the roe v wade nonsense.

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>>56516975
I had never heard of wtf the term femcelcore even fucking meant was amused that they could be like a group of mental illness but instead it was just women bitching about labeling other women and blaming men for their problems. At one point I just nodded and walked the fuck away and they were still bickering among each other about "femcelcore"

>> No.56516999

>>56516995
>I had never heard of wtf the term femcelcore even fucking meant was amused that they could be like a group of mental ill female incels
Fixed

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>>56516876
Losses, losses, and more losses. But beat expectations and will probably pump. AMD's earnings have been lackluster to say the least for a long time now.
Oh damn McDonalds had earnings yesterday... and of course they beat. If you can bet on anything it's the american consumerism.

If you want a safe bet, go for Caterpillar. Just like Volvo, they will absolutely CRUSH all expectations.

Eli Lilly should also be a safe play given their ehem unique position

>> No.56517013

>>56516984
Why the fuck did we give them rights? It's like boomers were blind to how women really are but somehow the generations before them were aware.

>> No.56517018

>>56516963
Sounds like the market

>> No.56517024

>>56517013
Because women overwhelmingly would vote left.

>> No.56517029

>>56517013
liberalism brain worm really fucked the west... basically an ideology designed to ignore/deny thousands of years of instinct and wisdom in the vain attempt to be morally superior.

>> No.56517035

>>56516963
Idiots hang around idiots. The women I hang around with shittalk about gypsies and we have a blast. I honestly wonder what kind of people you guys are to associate yourselves with such weird women.
You can apply your logic to anyone. I heard a tradie say "why aren't things cheaper now that inflation is falling"? Literally elementary school stuff. But yeah, on average, women talk about ehhh more idiotic stuff

>> No.56517043

spooky market

>> No.56517079

>>56516963
The funny thing is that men are still happy to compete for women and solve their daily problems for free.

>> No.56517085

>>56515360
>has "crypto" in his profile
discarded

>> No.56517089

>>56517035
Probably women at his work. How can you act so superior when you can't think of this most likely case?

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>>56517035
I hang around a variety of people. I actually know a girl big into hating Jews and is big into conspiracies and is conservative as fuck but she is married and will have kids. I need to find a chick like her.

>> No.56517102

>>56516963
>babbies first eavesdrop
even gangstalkers wont stalk women. too boring.

>> No.56517112

>>56517089
Yeah, I came off as way too arrogant and I do apologize for that. But in my experience it really is the guys that are the most liberal and feminist. I've never ever had a single problem joking around women about... women. But as soon I even started saying something that could be misconstrued when in company of guys, I would legit get crucified. I actually had an argument with some guys when I mentioned that guys are stronger than women... holy crap. That's how bad it is in Scandinavia.
I worked with some ultra based slavic guys and they were really fun and laid back.

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>>56517013
boomers are nothing but (product) of kosher programming. it encompasses their whole identity, even down to any "counter culture" they might think they have harbored, when in reality that controlled opposition was placed in front of them to emulate, like all the other cracker barrel goyslop they gorge on without reservation.

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OOOOOH BAGGIIIIIEEEEEEES
COME OUT TO PLAYAYYYYYY

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>>56517112
It was just these dumb girls at work but I couldn't help but be amused at hearing women talk about "femcels" and "femcelcore" so I decided to ask what these things meant and was bombarded with a ton of circular subjective bullshit. I thought it would be similar to male incels but involving women struggling with relationships but it just involved a ton of crazy irrelevant shit then blaming men for some of it and saying it's contributing to trans hate and I was left thinking to myself holy shit this is dumb and nothing at all similar to the term incel. Women should not be allowed to be online.

>> No.56517149

>>56517137
Legit, what do you even do in that situation? Smile, nod, and oh yeeah, mmmhhhm. You can easily get in trouble if you reveal too much power. In before some dark triad ultra online chad comes in and gives you specific instructions on how to proceed with these situations

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>spookies

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>>56517135
Good god.

>> No.56517164

>>56517149
I just nodded as if in some sort of understanding agreement and said "wow that's crazy" and walked away thinking wtf to myself.

>> No.56517167

I've 11000 of SOXL 15 ish average
What am I in for?

>> No.56517173

>>56517167
*Holding for 20+

>> No.56517179
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>>56517167
Prosperity, laughter, madness... in that order

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>>56517167
Insolvency

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>>56517167
Do you like cock and ball torture? If you do you are in for a treat

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Let me tell you about the importance of price stability

>> No.56517206

>>56517167
>10 & 30 yr bonds cratering
>market healing in pre
angry crabbing? Maybe hope for amd earnings to save you.

>> No.56517208

>>56517179
Thanks
>>56517182
How?
>>56517188
Used to it

>> No.56517213

>>56516327
>>56516347
are you two stupid? value stocks paying dividends are looking fantastic right now. this is the perfect time to be reviewing equity REITs for the years ahead.
>>56516598
don't be stupid, too. you don't commit to duration risk at a time like this. don't own fixed-income you aren't going to hold to maturity. if you're going around asking people "oh no what do i do now" you shouldn't be trading anything, least of all bonds.

>> No.56517217

Bears on suicide watch
>US to send strongest-ever delegation to China import expo amid improving ties
https://www.scmp.com/economy/global-economy/article/3239785/us-send-strongest-ever-delegation-china-international-import-expo-amid-improving-ties

>> No.56517239

>>56517213
Name an equity REIT

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>>56517167
start taking this

>> No.56517251

>>56517213
>REITs
>when commercial real estate is doomed
uhhh...

>> No.56517260

>>56517249
I'm already a woman (cis)

>> No.56517275

>>56517251
didn't you hear? based biden is going to turn every empty office building in NYC into low income housing

>> No.56517277

>>56517249
>>56517260
i mean you're both in for suicide anyways.
why bother spending all the money and time on it. just hit the endgame today. it'll save you and your family alot of suffering. they'll think better of you the less you make them suffer with your selfishness.

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>>56517260
>used to cock and ball torture
>identifies as woman

>> No.56517283

>>56517260
Post tits or gtfo

>> No.56517289

>>56517239
look at realty income you fucking mung bean
but also compare apple hospitality with chatham lodging trust and consider the near-term value of the extended-stay concept
lastly, offices are being converted to multifamily
if you allocated to nothing else, you would allocate to these three concepts roughly 85/12/3

>> No.56517290

>>56517279
You're an observant fellow

>> No.56517292

>>56517279
don't be fooled, you know very well a penis scan has been required to verify your identity and access the internet ever since Europe passed those hate speech social media regulations

>> No.56517293

>>56515547
Its posturing for BRICS
Don't forget Rotchilds own 80% of Chinas currency/bank

>> No.56517294

>>56517275
They're not really designed for that though, its basically a page one re-write. Plus who the fuck would ever want to live in nyc outside of rapefugies?

>> No.56517298

>>56517251
exactly, yes. if the figures are good, you buy when the sector is hated by people who do nothing but read headlines and have no idea what reality is.

>> No.56517302

>>56517298
https://www.mdot.maryland.gov/OPCP/railmap.pdf

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>>56516396

>Sartorius +6%
I have really bad news for you.


>>56517289
lmao, I'm not gonna also post Chatham

>> No.56517311

>>56517294
I've personally helped design projects that converted 100 year old warehouses and factories into low income housing, it's massively unprofitable but the government tax credits make it financially lucrative

>> No.56517317

>>56517251
here's a perfect example of what i'm talking about >>56517307
isn't capable of real thought, just looks at charts

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>>56515251
https://mega.nz/folder/V78mkZzR#pWoNpyaV_CXOjFO49XD_aw
happy halloween nigger

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>>56515288
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>> No.56517323

>>56517317
>value stocks paying dividends are looking fantastic right now
>value stocks paying dividends are looking fantastic right now
>value stocks paying dividends are looking fantastic right now
In your head?

>> No.56517325

>>56517318
I ain't clicking that shit

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>>56517000
>If you want a safe bet, go for Caterpillar. Just like Volvo, they will absolutely CRUSH all expectations.

>> No.56517328

>>56517325
It's good

>> No.56517333

>>56517311
Well for sure the administration would be happy to blow billions on it, think theyre running out of ground though if the bonds and geopolitics have anything to say.
>>56517298
I dunno, I guess its just play wisely and understand what the REIT's portfolio is made up of.

>> No.56517347

>Specific sector is doing well, it's a great investment, real value
>Sector dying, probably bought the top
>This guy just looks at charts

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i have 100% of my investments in big tech and i regret nothing

>> No.56517371

>>56515332
The HRT general

>> No.56517377

Canadian GDP MoM Actual 0.0% (Forecast 0.1%, Previous 0.0%)

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>>56517326
Damn was I right or what? Caterpillar absolutely crushing it. These industry type companies have brutally increased revenue/earnings in the last three years. Not really sure why though. Continuous price increases?

>> No.56517381

>>56517377
I don't understand, Trudeau and his mismatched socks was supposed to fix this

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>>56517378
does she do anal mr powell?

>> No.56517389

>>56517381
Imagine thinking that puppet is capable of fixing anything

>> No.56517391

>Canadian GDP (M/M) Aug: 0.0% (est 1.0%; prev 1.0%)
>- GDP (Y/Y) Aug: 0.9% (est 0.9%; prev 1.1%)

...?

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>You've only been buying domestic Uranium right anon?

>> No.56517414

What's the bump limit anyway? I thought it was 300

>> No.56517415

What is wrong with the board? This is 4 spooky 2 me.

>> No.56517428

Why are we rrd now all of the sudden? Did we have a data drop this morning?

>> No.56517461

>>56517428
The market has been running out of steam all year. There's absolutely nothing that can stop what's coming.l

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>>56517415
The jew ladyboy fucker is back

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what the frick

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>>56517468
kiss my ass. grown ass men should not be watching cartoons like you do faggot.

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>>56517475
20 and 30y too?! what the fuck was that, like seriously.

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>>56517475
>hurr durr
zoom out, it's literally nothing

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>>56517495
Grown ass men shouldn't be fucking asian effeminate lady dudes like you do baggot.

>> No.56517514

>>56517506
Watch and learn kiddo

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>>56517506
zoom out more, its literally the end of the global financial system as we knew it

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>>56517495
thats where ur wrong kiddo

>> No.56517549

this has been going on for years and nothing happened


>Bank of Japan's balance sheet now larger than country's GDP

>TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan’s central bank has become the first among G7 nations to own assets collectively worth more than the country’s entire economy, following a half-decade spending spree designed to accelerate weak price growth.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-economy-boj-idUSKCN1NI07Z

>> No.56517576

>>56517549
This is good right?

>> No.56517587
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Once you find your cute thing you will have connected with a deep well of power within yourself. A limitless reserve of energy with which to succeed in life and trades. Through Moe we tap the infinite, and through the infinite God. And when in accordance with the wishes of the infinite our finite lives achieve a fullness of being so delightful to God that our inner brightens the lights within others. That is why to call someone a nigger is a grave insult, you are saying their light is out.

>> No.56517604

>>56517587
I don't have time for this new age, incel, bull shit. What the fuck are we buying today?

>> No.56517605

>>56517529
>This time will be different.

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>>56517604
NatGas

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>Japanese Lira
>Chinese Lira
Who's next?

>> No.56517639

>>56517604
hemp

>> No.56517641

reminder that i am baking

homemade pretzels for a halloween party later today

>> No.56517647

>>56517604
watching semiteconductors

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>>56517647
Will industry practices ever reflect consumer demands?

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>>56517641
I too shall bake

I made more dough yesterday for pizza

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>>56517604
ignore this at your own peril.

funerals, coffins etc... are my 20 year risk free play. DCAing into them over the next couple years for total boomer death

CMCO
SCI
CSV

>> No.56517686

>>56517662
wtf is that salami placement????

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i think i figured out why nothing ever happens. for the past 3 years, smg has constantly tried to predict a black swan event. according to investopedia, a black swan is an unpredicted event, something that nobody saw coming. well with everyone constantly predicting something.... nothing ever happens

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>>56517686
i tried my best

>> No.56517698

>>56517686
He obviously made it half and half so he could share with someone else who didn't want meat, ya nimrod. And it's pepperoni you utter clod

>> No.56517729

Help I think I broke 4chan. The colors are wrong and a evil skeleton is threatening me.

>> No.56517744

>>56517698
>implying burgers would be satiated and satisfied by half a pizza

>> No.56517745

>>56517663
look if you want to feel a real connection, just stick your dick in a warm wet pussy.

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>>56517693
It's ok Anon, I think it looks good.

>> No.56517760

>>56517698
Yup, wife likes margherita. Honestly the margherita is way better since we have fresh basil atm.

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>>56517745
Why do you stick yours into the ass of a feminine asian dude though?

>> No.56517778

damn the chinks are really drilling these days

>> No.56517796

>>56517663
what's a ethically worse investment in blood money?
>Death stocks for MRNAggers
>Defense industry for psychopaths

>> No.56517806

New
>>56517804

New
>>56517804

New
>>56517804

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>> No.56517823

>>56517815
it's a good thing no one will see this post

>> No.56517854

>>56517758
>Whoever saves one fren saves the world entire

>> No.56517883

>>56517698
just make two then you brainlet cuckkold

>> No.56517902

>>56517729
you need to transfer your porto and funds to me to fix 4chan

>> No.56517927

>>56517883
Maybe one pizza was enough for him and the missus, fatso

>> No.56517957

>>56517883
>>56517744

>> No.56518564
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I think I should get into investment.
I want money, just money.
I worked in a lab years go then moved to programming because it pays better, but I still have to deal with people.
I don't want people, I want money.

>> No.56518647

>>56517378
I gave the laser Pepe cause the stock gapped down 6%.

>> No.56519467

>>56517167
Every monday, sell enough covered strangles to afford purchasing another 100 shares.

>> No.56519827

>>56516963
Girls are literal npcs. Giving them the right to vote immediately outnumbered men 5-1.

>> No.56519849

>>56517013
Giving them the right to vote immediately nullified every man. There were protests at the time but it wasn’t enough. In the 1900, the argument was giving girls the right to vote immediately outnumbered male votes and that men built the country and should maintain it and be involved in its decisions, not females. Look where we are now.

>> No.56519862

>>56517035
You’re the idiot lol. Girls saying more than 3 sentences together pisses me off. You “have a blast with them” cause you’re s o y.

>> No.56519874

>>56517102
What? Females are literal prey though.