/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.56508402]

Two Scoops Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56505874

[Anonymous No.56508416]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWS

[Anonymous No.56508419]

i am le poor

[Anonymous No.56508423]

The market is healing
All we need now is for crypto to get absolutely heemed

[Anonymous No.56508424]

>>56508416
Please will SOXL recover? I don't understand why it wouldn't

[Anonymous No.56508428]

bobo heemed

[Anonymous No.56508438]

The stochastic oscillator is really saving me from wasting money on puts

[Anonymous No.56508441]

clear the resistance you basrd btch!!!!

[Anonymous No.56508446]

i don't think bobos should be allowed to exist in our society.

[Anonymous No.56508457]

>>56508424
I don't know anything about all that arbitrary random ass gay shit, I just trade safe, dependable NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56508460]

>>56508446
Someone has to keep the retards in check.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56508466]

>>56508430
>>56508430
>>56508430
>>56508430
real thread

[Anonymous No.56508471]

>>56508438
TTM letting me know to buy them.

[Anonymous No.56508480]

>>56508446
Someone has to eat shit on trades.

[Anonymous No.56508484]

WHAT'S GOING ONNNNNNNNN WHY DID WE LOSE LIKE .5% IN NASDAQ IN 2 MINUTES AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56508486]

>>56508466
Thanks for splitting the thread appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.56508488]

lmao look at soxl

[Anonymous No.56508487]

>>56508466
> deleted
nice job homo

[Anonymous No.56508504]

>>56508487
I didn't see people linked to it from here until after I deleted it.
I'll bake the next one and re add the warning.


>Leveraged/inverse ETF warning
DO NOT HOLD LEVERAGED ETFS (soxl, soxs, sqqq etc) OVER NIGHT. The price experiences exponential decay as the leveraged/inverse position costs money to maintain.

[Anonymous No.56508513]

>>56508488
I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.56508516]

wtf, why is market going down. and why is dow outperforming again? I thought Nasdaq going higher around 9:40 meant today was gonna be tech day.

[Anonymous No.56508519]

>>56508484
>>56508516
It's overpriced.

[Anonymous No.56508522]

>>56508504
No one cares, we know how that shit works. The real disclaimer should be don't buy options on them for the reasons you stated.

[Anonymous No.56508525]

I literally top ticked the market today, and friday.

[Anonymous No.56508527]

>>56508516
The "market" is 7 companies. No one could live off of what those 7 companies make. Every other company is in the shitters. Objective reality is cumming on your face and you think its raining.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56508529]

>>56508504
You can hold those things if you've got a solid trend, the more green or red days you get in a row, the bigger the return. Why not just make a disclaimer.

>DON'T MAKE LOSING TRADES. THIS COSTS YOU MONEY AND SETS YOU BEHIND IN ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS!

[Anonymous No.56508530]

>>56508513
me too but it's still funny what hot garbage this etf is
shoulda just bought ford

[Anonymous No.56508537]

>>56508484
The market laughed at me, and I took that personally.

[Anonymous No.56508538]

UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.56508543]

>SOXS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

[Anonymous No.56508550]

wtf why is SOXL dumping

[Anonymous No.56508553]

Why are you people still trading semiconductors?

[Anonymous No.56508556]

>>56508529
I might include that one too, just in case people forgot.

[Anonymous No.56508561]

>>56508553
i like pain

[Anonymous No.56508568]

>>56508484
Sometime...Someday in the future you or someone you know will have to resort to eating you or someone you know. You will look back and wonder why you were so concerned with losing .5% of an abstract representation of reality. The Pain, Suffering and Guilt will be unreasonable but not as unreasonable as you are being.

[Anonymous No.56508570]

>>56508553
I don't know the fags talking about semis were more convincing than the fags against it but I'm getting heemed now

[Anonymous No.56508572]

neat

[Anonymous No.56508575]

>>56508553
Because they make me money.

...I like money.

[Anonymous No.56508576]

>>56508568
It feels so good when it's green though.

[Anonymous No.56508580]

>>56508572
Ah yes the inverted dragonfly pattern.

[Anonymous No.56508587]

TGT is very undervalued

[Anonymous No.56508589]

now it's almost -1% from the day's high though
i got out on time but jesus christ

[Anonymous No.56508594]

>>56508572
is SPY touching the meme line?

[Anonymous No.56508596]

>>56508587
I won't let my wife shop there anymore and I hope that anyone with a semblance of morality does the same.

[Anonymous No.56508598]

Rate my first iron condom play

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56508602]

>>56508568
I eat my Gookfu all the time.

[Anonymous No.56508610]

>>56508602
that's disgusting. I may be bleeding with soxl today but at least I'll never be you.

[Anonymous No.56508616]

Hey, you think if the president croaks that would be bullish or bearish on stocks? Why don’t we all have a hedge for when the vice president takes over?

[Anonymous No.56508617]

bout time for the fed to step in and buy bags.

[Anonymous No.56508618]

>>56508610
There are people who don't like giving women oral sex?

[Anonymous No.56508620]

Nice wicks anon.

[Anonymous No.56508624]

>>56508618
Wrong, there are woman who owe me oral sex

[Anonymous No.56508626]

>>56508618
I would rather just buy urine residue. It might be more sanitary, honestly.

[Anonymous No.56508628]

>>56508602
Bullshit baggie half the time you are on here crying about breaking up with her and how your back together or that you have broken up with her again because she is overseas and has cancer.

[Anonymous No.56508630]

if u had 600 what would you buy thats on sale right now?

[Anonymous No.56508633]

2 for you Mumu, How many for me?

[Anonymous No.56508636]

>>56508598
Your TSLA is gonna get heemed.

[Anonymous No.56508637]

>>56508618
only if you love her anon,

[Anonymous No.56508642]

>>56508618
Increases your chances of oral cancers no joke

[Anonymous No.56508643]

Anyone else like trolling the bby baggies by calling them retards and leaving subtle hints in your post that you work for a hedge fund?

[Anonymous No.56508646]

>>56508630
Marijuana.

[Anonymous No.56508648]

>>56508630
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chase gold, how about at the money gld calls.

[Anonymous No.56508649]

>>56508602
can u pls make oil go up? much appreciated cheers

[Anonymous No.56508651]

>>56508626
Hoping we get to see some nasty action like this later today...

[Anonymous No.56508657]

>>56508642
Yeah most good things are carcinogens though.

[Anonymous No.56508662]

keep your wits about you cunny, there be earnings in these waters.

[Anonymous No.56508666]

>>56508643
I used to but now it's only the most schizo left and the meltdowns aren't as satisfying. Videogame pawn shop baggies still kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.56508667]

I have a seething hatred for long end bonds.

[Anonymous No.56508668]

>>56508657
Yeah not really

[Anonymous No.56508673]

>>56508636
Looking like it. I refused to sell due to RSI and magic number 200 kek

[Anonymous No.56508677]

>>56508662
Thursday stacked as fuck

[Anonymous No.56508689]

>>56508677
Wednesday stacked as fuck

[Anonymous No.56508693]

SOXS? SOXL? People keep talking about socks but I'm barefoot.

[Anonymous No.56508695]

>>56508689
Aw fuuuck

[Anonymous No.56508696]

Should I go after more real estate or focus on Apple this week.

[Anonymous No.56508697]

>>56508693

[Anonymous No.56508703]

>>56508689
I like to Play both ways, winning leg pays for the losers (usually)

[Anonymous No.56508711]

>>56508693
triple leveraged etfs outperform everything, it's science... hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56508715]

there's a company doing a buyback. A larger company owns >50% stake in this company. Is this a good time to buy? Buybacks seem to generally be positive. Also the fact that a much larger company owns a majority stake sounds solid.

[Anonymous No.56508718]

I might have cashed out of my soxs too early...

[Anonymous No.56508731]

>sold half of my soxs last week for 13.50

[Anonymous No.56508733]

>>56508703
I like strangles too, but i've learned to long the bias side, and do a slightly otm spread as the other wing. Like friday took 405p at the low for nov 3rd but took a 414/415 bull spread wing. I recover like 40-50% this way no need for a stoploss.
>no refunds

[Anonymous No.56508738]

>>56508715
just because a company does a buyback doesn't mean the market will price the buyback in. It isn't a guaranteed affair.

[Anonymous No.56508752]

>>56508596
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.56508754]

>>56508733
Yeah long bias and extra theta or delta on the short side to help save some value... if I have the capital to spare. I have some degenerate tendencies that surface during these kinda times.

[Anonymous No.56508763]

IT'S OVER!!! DAVID SOXL IS DEAD!!!!

[Anonymous No.56508764]

[Anonymous No.56508765]

Ford and General Motors are both trading under book value

[Anonymous No.56508766]

>>56508596
>>56508587
Last time I went, there was a black dude parked in the handicap spot just loading up 2 carts of shit as the employees just filmed him lol

[Anonymous No.56508771]

Listen up morons! If you want to make money this week, you absolutely need to read this article. Otherwise, you're all about to get completely ass blasted and I won't feel bad for you!
https://www.p

[Anonymous No.56508772]

>>56508765
not after you take ev's that nobody cares about out of the inventory

[Anonymous No.56508778]

>>56508765
General Motors deserves to go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.56508781]

>>56508771
> p
that's some insightful commentary. thank u.

[Anonymous No.56508782]

>>56508771
>https://www.p
mfw

[Anonymous No.56508783]

>>56508771
not clicking on your virus link

[Anonymous No.56508785]

>>56508781
It's short for penis

[Anonymous No.56508788]

cute fake and gay pump there soxl, you may now resume your dumping

[Anonymous No.56508790]

>>56508785
no need to be redundant, we know his penis is short.

[Anonymous No.56508799]

>>56508765
They're dead boomer companies with no innovation. Any innovation they may have is happenstance... they hired someone, stole someone from somewhere, etc. They are decrepit and defunct.

Ford may have saved some face in the 2008 fiasco but they're a shit company (still the best of american manufacturers). Neither of these really compare to toyota or tesla.

[Anonymous No.56508812]

>>56508715
The downside is that this action would greatly decrease the amount of passive ownership of the company. The 50% corporate stake gets backed out of the market cap in index calcs so unless the shares are bought from the major shareholder it probably won’t have an effect on the company’s share price unless someone wants to take private

[Anonymous No.56508813]

Okay, it is official that Israel's little war has 0 political risk for oil. We are more or less where I would expect us to be on the Saudi cuts alone and we keep testing lower resistance. Was a nice dream I guess.

[Anonymous No.56508817]

>$ABF CEO gets caught buttufcking the male models
>Stock goes up
What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.56508818]

>>56508416
>FOR 43 DOLLARS MY FRIEND LOOOOOST HIS LIFFFFFFEEEE

[Anonymous No.56508823]

SOXL is h-h-healing

[Anonymous No.56508829]

>>56508823
fake pump to pull in more future bagholders, hold steady until the single digits.

[Anonymous No.56508832]

>>56508812
Free float calculations are now one of the biggest impacts on valuations

[Anonymous No.56508836]

>>56508823
demand for semi-conductors will go down.

[Anonymous No.56508839]

>>56508818
Leave her alone you creep
Shes a mom she doesnt belong in jail

[Anonymous No.56508842]

>>56508839
The law says otherwise

[Anonymous No.56508853]

>>56508799
Yes, but the market is princing in an instant bankruptcy. While it is a declining market, gas vehicles will still be sold for decades.

[Anonymous No.56508855]

oil? oil.

[Anonymous No.56508866]

Working from home is cool. But I'm helping our new newfag debug python while also posting here and taking a shit simultaneously. And I just realized this is grotesque.

[Anonymous No.56508867]

Long to 415.5x or so

[Anonymous No.56508869]

$O baggies, holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.56508872]

>>56508855
Even though I'm holding SOXL I'm glad I'm not an oil fag

[Anonymous No.56508875]

>>56508855
On the plus side, if this continues I fully expect the current cuts to be extended

[Anonymous No.56508883]

>>56508839
She should thought of that before defrauding everybody

[Anonymous No.56508887]

>>56508853
the gas vehicles were fine, but they decided to go EV to try to copy tesla while forgetting that musk's money primarily comes from grifting the government (and then goes into blowing up very expensive rockets). Were it not for the annoying EV play I would be buying ford at these prices.

[Anonymous No.56508888]

>>56508883
Funny how the same people who propped her up propped this jew fag up as well

[Anonymous No.56508894]

>>56508869
slurping at a discount, sounds great

[Anonymous No.56508900]

>>56508869
Almost bought it. I'm so glad I chose not too. Avoiding the slurp-urge is becoming harder but I keep getting validated for waiting.

[Anonymous No.56508904]

>>56508894
Wait a day and you'd be able to slurp even more!

>Captcha: A P00R

[Anonymous No.56508911]

>>56508866
Naw man, embrace it. I worked in an office in a SCIF for 8 damn years and getting stuck with Reddit was ass.
Now I do work when its available, breaks are nice because I can do what I want instead of just sit in the break room and sip tea and watch CNBC, and I can do chores throughout the day instead of worrying about doing them when I get home.
I am NEVER going back to the office.

[Anonymous No.56508916]

BOJ just confirmed the crash...

Yall niggas bulls are fuckkkkkkeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd

[Anonymous No.56508921]

>>56508916
bottom is in

[Anonymous No.56508923]

>>56508883
they should not have invested money they could not afford to lose. Literally not her fault

[Anonymous No.56508926]

>>56508715
>>56508738
Are companies doing a buyback because they see the stock going up in the near future?

or

Is it is to help offset a downward trend?

[Anonymous No.56508932]

STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
YOU'RE SO SKIBIDI
YOU'RE SO FANOM TAX
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SIGMA
FREAKING COME HERE
GIVE ME YOUR OHIO

[Anonymous No.56508933]

am I just supposed to wait for the next big global catastrophe before investing anything? Disease, war, natural disaster etc. I look at all these stock graphs and see their lows during covid and how high they've climbed now. Makes me depressed I wasn't investing years ago and I don't want to buy now

[Anonymous No.56508939]

>>56508921
>bottom is in

[Anonymous No.56508950]

>>56508932
zoomers and alphas might be cringe, but boomers and millennials shitposting like this is even worse.

[Anonymous No.56508955]

>>56508916

[Anonymous No.56508957]

>ON

[Anonymous No.56508958]

>>56508921

[Anonymous No.56508960]

>>56508916
how did they confirm?
PRease WRespond Senpai

[Anonymous No.56508962]

>>56508926
hot woman privilege in action

[Anonymous No.56508964]

>>56508955
uhhh what do I buy to profit off of ww3

[Anonymous No.56508972]

>>56508958
>>56508960
the duality of /smg/

[Anonymous No.56508973]

>>56508964
Puts on EIS

[Anonymous No.56508977]

I’m gonna k

[Anonymous No.56508980]

>>56508869
the rebalancing is here

[Anonymous No.56508981]

>>56508964
I would say oil, but Cramer is bullish on that too.

[Anonymous No.56508982]

>>56508960
jannies were too fast, I didn't even get to post a sniffu reaction / imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.56508985]

>>56508977

[Anonymous No.56508986]

Google already printing after the dip. Where is the retard that called it an NFT?

[Anonymous No.56509004]

>>56508960
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.56509005]

>>56508921
Shut up faggot.

[Anonymous No.56509008]

>>56508982
I do not get jannies, people post anime shit that is way more explicit than a 3d woman bending over in a thong.
this >>56508958 is more vulgar to me than a hot asian girls ass imo

[Anonymous No.56509023]

>Amazon PE ratio already in 66
Man the stock will look cheap once they start increasing marginally their profits in retail and they become a facebook tier company in advertisement alone. All these PE retards about to eat another enormous dick

[Anonymous No.56509028]

No one is seriously still holding SOXL at this point, right...?

[Anonymous No.56509030]

>>56509023
Pe for Amazon doesn't matter. At all. It wasn't even profitable a few years ago. They just keep investing in infrastructure so it's an odd duck.

[Anonymous No.56509036]

>>56508962
But what about what I wrote?

[Anonymous No.56509037]

>>56509028
There's a few die hard holdouts, myself included, but we'll all be flushed down the toilet for being retarded soon enough.

[Anonymous No.56509045]

>>56509030
>Pe for Amazon doesn't matter
PEtards were claiming it was shit because it had a PE of 100. Anyone with a brain knows that whenever they want they could unironically multiply earnings by marginal price increases in retail that has 450B USD in volume at basically 0 margin on purpose

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509048]

red on everything except my burksure

[Anonymous No.56509062]

>>56509048
kys baggie

[Anonymous No.56509063]

>>56509045
English motherfucker do you speak it?

[Anonymous No.56509076]

>>56509036
I've got to be honest I mostly only look and react to images, I ignore 95% of what people write. Buybacks are in my view usually used for exit liquidity at the top. Execs need to sell out of their shares and buybacks are a good way to help them get a good price on it.

[Anonymous No.56509085]

>durr why would jamie dimon sell millions of jpm shares

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509089]

>>56509062
i'm trying to keep myself safe, but it's really fucking volatile out there these days.

[Anonymous No.56509092]

My AI buys are absolutly printing (except INMODE that has gone full retard) I might as well just use AI picks from now on, it absolutly crushes the SP500 unironically

[Anonymous No.56509093]

this is it boys, the final bounce before the fall. Get out or you will be holding bags for some time.

[Anonymous No.56509104]

>>56509089
well you could have just bought JKS but I guess you're just ignoring the fact that solar energy is the future

[Anonymous No.56509110]

>>56509093
>Fall
>All time great earnings and good guidance
>Stabilizing hydrocarbon prices
>China meme growth and stimmies coming soon
You will be permapoor forever

[Anonymous No.56509117]

>>56509110
you'll be sorry

[Anonymous No.56509128]

SOXL/SOXS flippening soon.
I sold my SOXS at $8.52

[Anonymous No.56509134]

>>56508888
Checked.

No clue how the fleischman's (holmes) got away with it. Maybe the government policy making mommy and the fraudster enron daddy knew something.

[Anonymous No.56509144]

>>56509085
I thought he was officially going to sell starting next year

[Anonymous No.56509148]

whats the point of these threads if no one shares anything good

[Anonymous No.56509150]

There's going to be a shutdown because the house and the senate can't agree which foreign nation should receive the most money. Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56509157]

>>56509085
and wells fargo?

[Anonymous No.56509158]

>>56509148
why would I give you something for free?

[Anonymous No.56509168]

>>56509157
I don't think there's been an update yet to the wells fargo situation, you'll have to keep waiting.

[Anonymous No.56509169]

>>56509157
it's right there in the image dumb raymoo

[Anonymous No.56509173]

>>56509085
>Morgan Stanley has the same grade as Wells Fargo

[Anonymous No.56509174]

>>56509158
you'd get to gloat about being better than everyone else for making the right call

[Anonymous No.56509179]

>>56509148

[Anonymous No.56509183]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.56509185]

>GME
>down 42% in 3 months

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509188]

>>56509104
What about the slave labor and the wiggers?

[Anonymous No.56509191]

>56509179

[Anonymous No.56509192]

>>56508900
>Avoiding the slurp-urge is becoming harder
A few weeks ago I felt the sudden urge to buy O, probably prompted by the subliminal shilling that has been going on.
The next day I looked in the mirror and said "Why did you do that? Letting yourself be manipulated to buy a stock on NO NEWS?".
I sold it immediately. It hadn't moved much yet, the only loss was the minimal fees of my broker.

O are reporting results on Nov 6, aren't they? Maybe then we will have news.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509196]

>>56509183
>hates women
>id hom0
checks out

[Anonymous No.56509197]

>>56509183
I like them and that's the problem.

[Anonymous No.56509201]

JEPI

[Anonymous No.56509204]

>The fair price for everything is at infinity it will just take an infinite amount of time to get there
Fucking perma bulls I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.56509209]

Ark sisters...not like this....please no

[Anonymous No.56509214]

>>56509169
thank you for pointing it out

[Anonymous No.56509220]

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[Anonymous No.56509225]

>>56509209
Are things really that bad?

[Anonymous No.56509226]

>>56509209
>those who can not do must teach
ebinnnnnnnn

[Anonymous No.56509227]

>>56509174
I make a post proving my triple digit CAGR once in a while and one anon tells me I did a good job and everyone else just seethes silently, it's not very satisfying to brag, I'd rather just laugh at the idiots here like the GME/BBBY baggies and the tech trannies

[Anonymous No.56509229]

>>56509225
She invested on the most retarded female metrics possible

[Anonymous No.56509236]

>>56509227
>and everyone else just seethes silently

[Anonymous No.56509238]

>>56508955
Iran has secret investments in offshore acounts and does the inverse Cramer.
>cramer say no war haha
>buys puts and starts war when nobody expects

[Anonymous No.56509244]

>>56509196
Still not as gay as you baggie. Everyone take a look at faggie and his ladyboy. He will never post her pussy on here because she only has a dick.

[Anonymous No.56509245]

>>56509236
wow look at that irrelevant anime picture and green text with 0 words
post a picture of your face right now faggot

[Anonymous No.56509247]

>>56509225
When she sold AQB it was clear to (((them))) that she is a retard and that's why things only went downhill from there and (((they))) exclusively shorted her stocks into the ground for no apparent reason whatsoever. And then (((they))) forgot to buy AQB wich is really unfortunate imho

[Anonymous No.56509250]

uranium ?

[Anonymous No.56509251]

>>56509245
nah im good

[Anonymous No.56509254]

the jews are crashing the market and you are laughing

[Anonymous No.56509259]

>>56509173
I think Morgan Stanley is the only 'good' bank left.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509266]

>>56509244
If she had a dick, (she doesn't), but if she did, what are you doing with the picture of 2 faggots saved on your harddrive. Check & Mate Faggot.

[Anonymous No.56509276]

>>56509266
if theres one thing I know, its that baggie is a lying slimey jew so she 100% has a dick confirmed.

[Anonymous No.56509277]

>>56509266
Baggie, do you regret allowing 4chan in on ur personal life?

[Anonymous No.56509284]

>>56509254
i live for chaos

[Anonymous No.56509293]

>>56509254
Where is the market crash? All of the US indices are up today.

[Anonymous No.56509296]

>>56509277
that isn't possible for him

[Anonymous No.56509307]

>>56509266
It wouldn't be half as bad as some of the other pictures I have saved

[Anonymous No.56509313]

>>56509238
I've always wondered if homebrew/free software devs ever try doing this to fund their projects.
>Nintendo releases new console
>Find exploit and write launcher
>Buy puts and publish it to GBATemp and HackerNews

[Anonymous No.56509319]

>>56509277
look at that man's face and tell me why you think sharing his personal life with 4chan would ever register on his list of regrets

[Anonymous No.56509324]

>>56509313
you can skip half the work by emailing the vendor directly, they usually have massive bounties for that shit.
Google bug bounty payouts.

[Anonymous No.56509325]

>>56509296
C'mon now who didn't suck a bunch of dicks as a kid? Why else would there be such thing as "no homo" makes no sense

[Anonymous No.56509327]

>>56509277
>not internet famous enough for clout but still gets shat on by nerds

[Anonymous No.56509330]

>>56509324
Really? I thought everyone gave up on that.

[Anonymous No.56509334]

>>56509173
What’s wrong with Wells Fargo? They seem like a great company

[Anonymous No.56509335]

>>56509293
Just zoom out a bit

[Anonymous No.56509340]

apple implied move is only 3% for earnings this week, probably worth a gamble to buy some puts

[Anonymous No.56509344]

>>56509293
>there's no green candles in a bear market
please tell me you're not actually trading with real money

[Anonymous No.56509347]

>>56509340
>apple laptop
Yeah makes sense he would Troon out

[Anonymous No.56509355]

>>56509347
not the same person, obviously.

[Anonymous No.56509356]

>>56509330
https://security.apple.com/bounty/
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hackerone-paid-ethical-hackers-over-300-million-in-bug-bounties/

[Anonymous No.56509358]

my heckin O

[Anonymous No.56509362]

>>56509209
Man imagine investing in this retard's ETF because she lucked out on one of the hundred of shitcoins she owns. Retards on reddit unironically spent their life savings on her ETFs full of scam companies that just IPO to cash out

[Anonymous No.56509364]

>>56509355
W-w-what???

[Anonymous No.56509373]

>>56509347
Troon isn’t the insult you think it is chud

[Anonymous No.56509374]

>>56509209
>whatsapp investing group

[Anonymous No.56509386]

If the markets emerge from earnings season either flat or down, it's going to get really ugly for bulls.

[Anonymous No.56509389]

>>56509364
shoulder width, my good fellow.
>>56509373
chud isn't the insult you think it is, troon?

[Anonymous No.56509395]

Markets just up because oil is dumping, right? Downtrend continues?

[Anonymous No.56509404]

>bonds

[Anonymous No.56509405]

>>56509389
Yes I’m trans but at least I’m not bitter at the world.

[Anonymous No.56509407]

>>56509373
then why do non penis having women get so butthurt when i tell them they look great for a troon

[Anonymous No.56509410]

>>56509373
W-w-what?

[Anonymous No.56509411]

So it's just going to crab within a tight fucking range for the rest the decade?
......pathetic

[Anonymous No.56509416]

>>56509405
lmaaaaaaaaaaao
livestream your 45% before you make an exit, mmkay?

[Anonymous No.56509420]

>>56508402
Hello frens!!
im looking for a place to store my moneys. Ideally something that is unlikely to crash, pays OK dividends and has potential to grow.

So instead of holding most of my savings in a bank id keep them in a stonk.
Right now im testing the waters with 2k in microsoft, and i mean it feels ok but the stonk is fluctuating a bit.

Anyway, please share such a safe/divident/decent growing potential stonk!

[Anonymous No.56509422]

>>56509405
>I'm just bitter at my gender

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509423]

>>56509405
Are there any benefits to being trans that we don't know about? Like do you theys get the closest parking spaces or anything?

[Anonymous No.56509426]

let's laugh at the Ocucks

[Anonymous No.56509427]

>>56509420
forget smg buddy
>>56509209
this is the investing group you need to be in

[Anonymous No.56509428]

>>56509395
dollar is lower today, which is why oil is down and equities are up. they move inversely.

[Anonymous No.56509430]

>>56509420
BIL

[Anonymous No.56509433]

>>56509420
I'm sorry to inform you, but by even opening this thread you've pretty much guaranteed that you'll lose all of your money in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.56509436]

>>56509423
you get to wave your penis around in the little girls room

[Anonymous No.56509437]

>>56509420
invest in ASS

[Anonymous No.56509438]

>>56509389
The shoulders are slanted and obscuring the width in both shots though...

[Anonymous No.56509447]

i'm done with day trading
every little bit i win i just instalose because some shitty algo decides to be retarded
will only focus on swing trading

[Anonymous No.56509449]

>>56509426
O is the face I made when I opened my port

[Anonymous No.56509450]

>>56509423
There was a brief period where they got many of the social benefits of being a woman without having to give up many of the benefits of being a man.
I think now it's just a combination of faggotry and social inertia.

[Anonymous No.56509452]

>>56509411
I will smite you for insulting crab-sama, impertenent frog.
>>56509438
The gentleman in question is further away from the camera yet his shoulders are still broader.

[Anonymous No.56509460]

>>56509340
Maybe the people here really are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.56509461]

>>56509420
>he wants to buy stonks at the beginning of a massive financial crisis

[Anonymous No.56509476]

>>56508486
Whats the context? Kek idk if i would step in if i didint know the context IRL but hes just some old dude, anyone can knock him out hes barely senile and hardly able to bend down due to his shit knees haaha

[Anonymous No.56509480]

>>56509460
Well I'm autistic, so it's up to you whether you consider that a mental illness

[Anonymous No.56509485]

>>56509447
become a chad swing traders. lower risk, more consistent profits.

[Anonymous No.56509493]

>>56509485
for now, but I imagine the range can only get so tight before something snaps either upwards or downwards.
Probably downwards.

[Anonymous No.56509495]

>>56509485
swing traders are just day traders who are holding bags lol

[Anonymous No.56509501]

>>56508319
>I only listen to nightcore
Literally tranny music

[Anonymous No.56509508]

What happened to black Monday?

[Anonymous No.56509511]

>>56509501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBPPAt0riUY

[Anonymous No.56509518]

>>56509511
100% tranny music
Holy fuck, you are a disgrace

[Anonymous No.56509519]

>>56509508
he went to the store for cigarettes

[Anonymous No.56509522]

>>56509495
no. we just zoom a little further out on our charts, which allows us to follow the basic indicators; moving averages, rsi, support/resistance, etc. There's no buy and hodl with swing trading. Get in, get out. Don't marry stonks, don't obsess over fundamentals. watch the charts, trade the charts and make money. it's a very unemotional way of trading that most people hate. but it's the most feasible for long term profits because you make money in bear markets and bull markets.

[Anonymous No.56509527]

Sell stocks
Do not buy stocks
Short stocks
Buy 3x short ETFs

[Anonymous No.56509535]

>>56509527
>Buy 3x short ETFs
i will dabble in the short etf's but much prefer options for lower risk.

[Anonymous No.56509543]

>>56509420
Just store it in SCHD, don't listen to any memeshitstock from here that people suggested.

[Anonymous No.56509551]

>>56509420
The stock market sold out of those last year. All that's left are complicated financial derivatives that burn your money really fast and bonds that are slightly better than a savings account.

[Anonymous No.56509564]

And I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over...

[Anonymous No.56509574]

Uh oh. Bears are starting to tip the boat to much one way on smg. You know what means? Face rippers

[Anonymous No.56509584]

>>56509574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufIzQeY6oqI

[Anonymous No.56509587]

>>56509522
I've tried swing trading based on RSI indicators for midcaps a few times and got utterly HEEMED. I also tried different strategies with some penny stocks and got HEEMED on volume. Swing trading is one of those ideas I like but doesn't survive impact with my actual skill level. Respect to anyone who can pull it off.

[Anonymous No.56509600]

>>56509574

[Anonymous No.56509609]

>>56509574
Long term outlook Is still bad, IMO we go back up to 4300 and then continue down towards 3800.

Pretty similar pattern to the correction last year.

[Anonymous No.56509615]

>>56509600
Hahahaha you think you’re cool faggot

[Anonymous No.56509620]

>>56509609
What a retarded prediction

[Anonymous No.56509624]

[Anonymous No.56509626]

Full cash now r8 my orders

[Anonymous No.56509627]

>>56509437
Wtfff
>>56509430
Oh, ive never hear of this one
>>56509461
Is this true? How do you know its gonna be a crisis? Should i pull all the cash from stonks?
I though people said its gonna be a crash when michael burry put like 500 mil against s&p500 but i guess it turned out to be a big nothing burger.
>>56509433
Checked, but i certainly hope not

[Anonymous No.56509634]

>>56509615
LMAO at TA niggers!

[Anonymous No.56509635]

>>56509626
Based.

[Anonymous No.56509641]

>>56509543
Only sane reply.

[Anonymous No.56509646]

What the fuck is wrong with TSLA, Elon Musk is a faggot and losing me thousands of dollars

[Anonymous No.56509648]

>>56509627
the world is deglobalizing and we're going to lose access to chinese markets, how confident are you in the ponzi scheme that is western capitalism to keep up it's infinite growth with an ever dwindling consumer base because white people fuck like panda bears

[Anonymous No.56509653]

>>56509634
You must not being using the lows and highs for point A and the gaps for point B on your lines. Try that. Trying using gaps. Here like this, also we are gonna rally. And you’re a clown for not recognizing the pattern

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509657]

I'm looking at this SPY chart and have detected a pull my scrotum over my cock so that it looks like a bull frog pattern. It's going to jump up or down really soon, but won't stay at this price for much longer at all.

[Anonymous No.56509659]

Genuine question
We officially went into a market correction on Friday (-10% S&P500 from local high)
Do you, anon, really think the Fed is going to add fuel to the fire?
Do you, anon, really, truly think the Fed won't try to stabilize financial markets?
Do you, anon, really, truly, honestly believe the Fed won't help out their oligarch friends?
Okay then - we're on the same page - so if they will stabilize markets, why don't you just sell OTM puts here? Why don't you sell $410 SPY puts for expiry this Friday?
0% chance we close below $410 on Friday with Fed intervening to stabilize markets, even if Apple does poorly
Answer the above questions
and then tell me why you won't sell puts?
How is selling $410 puts expiry this Friday not free money?
How is shorting VIX going into this Friday (and closing Thursday before Friday VIX bid) not free money?

[Anonymous No.56509663]

>>56509543
Im sorry but whats that? I cant find it on my revolut app investing section, it only has the really mainstream ones you can find in europe
>>56509551
Shid, i guess what my parents told me is no longer applicable then

[Anonymous No.56509669]

RIVN going to get hit, their deal with Amazon is being canceled, they didn't meet the requirements of the contract for their vans.

[Anonymous No.56509676]

>>56509659
The fed cares about bank, bond, and inflation stability, they don't care what equity markets do.

[Anonymous No.56509678]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.56509683]

>>56509657
I'm a little bored too.

[Anonymous No.56509682]

>>56509659
Genuinely anon - you really think the Fed won't stabilize financial markets?
Okay then - sell OTM SPY puts
if you're still a little scared, then make it put spreads
but we all know what is going to happen
we all know Fed is going to prioritize markets over inflation

[Anonymous No.56509690]

WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUKC KFUDK ADSF;LKASDFHADSASHGA;LKSTH

[Anonymous No.56509694]

>>56509676
L M A O
>The fed don't care what equity markets do.

[Anonymous No.56509709]

>>56509694
not wrong... that's more of the politicians concern

[Anonymous No.56509717]

>>56509663
Register an Interactive Brokers account and buy SCHD there. SCHD is basically a set of stocks that pay high in dividends, if you put at least 250k in SCHD you'll have 10k per quarter just in dividends. SCHD usually gives 10% increase in capitalization per year, but the markets are tough now so be ready for a short term loses.

[Anonymous No.56509720]

>>56509620
>22 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.56509725]

>>56509717
>SCHD usually gives 10% increase in capitalization per year
famous last words

[Anonymous No.56509728]

>>56509587
>Respect to anyone who can pull it off.
Like with any skill, you need both experience(paper trading) and someone who is a proven swing trader to teach you. I don't often recommend paid courses because most of them are scammy, but there are a few pro-swing traders out there that have it absolutely dialed.

[Anonymous No.56509730]

>>56509634
So you concede. Gaps win again

[Anonymous No.56509737]

>>56509730
Does anyone have a good theory for why the gap thing happens? Are there just certain prices the market doesn't like?

[Anonymous No.56509738]

>>56509609
Agreed. You can watch all the CNBC and bloomberg you want for maximum doses of copium. But any honest economist is telling people to gtfo of equities asap, or learn to trade a bear market.

[Anonymous No.56509739]

>>56509725
>t. overleveraged gambler

[Anonymous No.56509745]

>>56509739
He's right. High dividends like that are usually a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.56509747]

>>56509737
Price aggregates it does not move. Start there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509748]

>>56509737
My theory is that earnings and most economic data gets reported during kike's only hours.

[Anonymous No.56509757]

>>56509745
High? It's fucking ~4% you retard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56509761]

It was nice posting with you folks. I'm out of this thread.

[Anonymous No.56509771]

>>56509761
no you are not

[Anonymous No.56509776]

>>56509659
>Do you, anon, really think the Fed is going to add fuel to the fire?
This honestly depends on your overall world view. There are many who think the current financial system is going to collapse, me included, many experts included. Do you think the FED wants a controlled collapse or mass chaos? I think this is a controlled collapse of the financial system and the FED will maneuver in order to ensure that the right people are enriched and the rest of us become reliant on gibs.

On the other side, you have the normies who think everything is fine, normalcy bias in full swing, murica the stronk of the stronk.

[Anonymous No.56509779]

>>56509737
Big dick margin plays that market makers have to account for

[Anonymous No.56509785]

$O h no no no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.56509786]

>>56509776
we all know the system is in collapse
but they will still do everything that they can to try and fix it
if we're in the death throes of it, they will throw everything and the kitchen sink to keep it intact
they will try to stabilize markets and prevent a mass sell off, so that their oligarch friends can cash out

[Anonymous No.56509787]

>>56509653
LMAO some more at TA niggers!

[Anonymous No.56509792]

>>56509717
>SCHD
Why should he restrict himself to high-dividend stocks? He'll get more variety with VOO. The dividend yield is only 1.6%, but he can sell 2% of his shares every year to cash out at the SCHD level.

[MOOT No.56509798]

>>56509794
>>56509794
>>56509794

[Anonymous No.56509799]

>>56509786
>>56509776
because of this, it makes more sense to be selling SPY puts this week than to be going short
there is a 0% chance the Fed will announce policy / decision / press conference that will exacerbate the market sell off
the Fed will want to create demand for bonds, which will in turn create a bid for stocks
Sell $410 SPY puts for this Friday - literally free money
If we had a free market, selling $410 SPY puts here would be crazy
We do not have a free market - the Fed will intervene, prop up markets
We all know this is going to happen with 100% certainty - so profit from it, sell $410 SPY puts

[Anonymous No.56509808]

>>56509786
>hey will try to stabilize markets and prevent a mass sell off, so that their oligarch friends can cash out
This is what they've been doing since 2009. Times up. CARES acts transferred trillions into the hands of the elite. Time to crash this thing with 1% survivors.

[Anonymous No.56509816]

>>56509786
>>56509776
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.56509824]

>>56509799
Can't go wrong with puts, imo. I tend to favor QQQ as the Nasdaq is far more inflated.

[Anonymous No.56509831]

>>56509816
>everything is fine guys, business as usual

[Anonymous No.56509849]

>>56509831
this but unironically.
remember deutsche bank, credit suisse, evergrande, repo, reverse repo, svb, first republic?

[Anonymous No.56509852]

>>56509792
You can buy both ETFs, WOW????
I'd still put >50% into schd tho, living off of dividends feels too nice.

[Anonymous No.56509861]

>>56509852
>living off of dividends feels too nice
as if you could :^)

[Anonymous No.56509869]

>>56509849
All of these are indicative of weakening supports before the cave collapses. The questions is, have any new supports been added to replace those that have collapsed?

[Anonymous No.56509898]

>>56509869
Yes.
The bank term funding program, for example.

[Anonymous No.56509912]

>>56509849
none of these bailouts suggest anything has systemically improved. same problems exist, only now, the bedrock of this house of card - the bond market - is collapsing because foreign governments and investors are selling their dollars faster than Yellen can print.

[Anonymous No.56509922]

>>56509898
which expires in March. not that it will matter.

[Anonymous No.56509951]

>>56509717
I see, thank you anon its a safe bet right?
im planning to put my life savings in this, ofc ill start small but these things don’t really crash right?

I can save 250k in 3 years so and honestly, getting 3k per month returns sounds insane. I mean ACTUALLY crazy. Why dont all the people with decent careers place their money there?

>>56509745
Oh? Do high dividend stonks crash?
Do you thinn its safer to place money in a single stock perhaps that does well? Like conke-cola

[Anonymous No.56509961]

>>56509912
>the bedrock of this house of card - the bond market - is collapsing because foreign governments and investors are selling their dollars faster than Yellen can print.
retard take.
for every seller there is a buyer.
these are trades. something people don't understand or conveniently omit when it suits their agenda.
all those foreign governments are selling to another entity, which is ready willing and able to buy.
where exactly is the problem?
i don't see the FED balance sheet exploding to the upside so the free market in aggregate is very happy to hold us gov debt.
debunk this if you can.
>>56509922
if need be there is going to be a new facility which - again if need be - holds these bonds until maturity.

[Anonymous No.56509993]

>>56509961
>for every seller there is a buyer.
holy shit. do you really not understand what's happening? the sellers are selling at a huge haircut because of the massive spike in interest rates. this is desperation selling in order to gtfo out of dollars and into something safe(which is hard to do at this point.) As far as the banks that hold these toxic bonds, they are literally fucked. They can't cover their deposit outflows so they are borrowing huge amounts of cash from the FED just to keep the lights on. Eventually, these banks will have to sell all their bonds at a massive loss and there will be a banking collapse.

[Anonymous No.56509999]

>>56509861
>I see, thank you anon its a safe bet right?
Putting money into ETFs considered low risk, don't put right away and study market a bit. Try to diversify with other ETFs to make the risk even lower. Don't rush with putting your money and think everything thoroughly and you'll do great ;)

[Anonymous No.56510082]

>>56509999
>>56509951
missed the shot sry

[Anonymous No.56510117]

>>56509999
Dios mio anon checked
>>56510082
Thank you, while diversifying does sound smart, compound interest dictates I should stick to one gun.
But in any case, i shall start with a few k and see how it feels, eventually ill pour in more if it feels safe and not like im at risk and need to check every 10min.

Thanks agajn!

[Anonymous No.56510120]

>>56508402

SOXL and SOXS are almost the same price

[Anonymous No.56510225]

>>56509993
>this is desperation selling in order to gtfo out of dollars
it's quite the opposite, but you probably would not understand.

[Anonymous No.56510256]

Why the fuck are the Aussie futures hardly up???

At dow jones market open they were up 0.7 but have dropped hard since then despite the American markets shooting up??

Wtf is going on, I've never seem this before and monitor it daily

[Anonymous No.56510308]

>>56509669
Based inside trader.

[Anonymous No.56510387]

>>56508402
shouldve bought crypto enjoy your boomer numbers to fucking 0 faggots hahahahahahahahhah soxl? lmao even