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Witch Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.56505884
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56505884

Hehe hehe I get my stock advice here

>> No.56505887

>>56505884
This place becomes more schitzo /pol by the day. It is really shit lately desu
Fuuuuuuuutes

>> No.56505888
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56505888

CAM ON OIL!
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SCORE SOME FAHKIN' GOALS!
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>> No.56505890

>>56505874
I by stock based on if the ticker makes me giggle. When i no longer giggle i sell. I'm up 55%

>> No.56505889

>Racial IQ
I said Saudis commit less crimes. Are they that different from syrians or afghans? Are you going to tell me now that burgers are distinguishing them? C'mon. Maybe it also has to do with the fact that they have 0 education in their wartorn countries. Besides being hateful towards the west.

>> No.56505895

>>56505890
What are your current holdings?

>> No.56505899

>>56505895
O

>> No.56505900

>>56505888
is this trips bullish or bearish for oil?

>> No.56505905

>>56505888
>>56505900
Unquestionably blearish

>> No.56505908

>>56505889
racial iq matters. it decides whether a country can rebuild after a nuke or a collapse.

>> No.56505914

>>56505889
fact is, middle east and majority black and brown countries still havent done anything in 20 years even with technology available in all corners of the earth.

>> No.56505924

>>56505908
You understand that Syria has a civil war and that Afghanistan is now being led by the Taliban? So the collapse essentially isn't even over. Or that Lebanon also is being bombarded by Israel. Maybe you should also consider that they are living in a rather naturally hostile environment. It is not without reason the region between Euphrat and Tigris is the known country where honey and milk is flowing as it is fruitful due to the rivers unlike the rest of the desert/stone desert.

>> No.56505928

>>56505924
the previous discussion was about middle easterners bitching about the state of their country and blaming the west. and the discussion was about how they are low iq so even without wars, their countries would still be inferior to the west and they would still be seething regardless.

>> No.56505929

>>56505914
And they are vastly overpopulated as well as their age groups are completely fucked. Gaza has 50% children or so.

>> No.56505934
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56505934

futures..

>> No.56505937

>>56505928
Even if their countries were inferior, the west imported wars are making the situation worse. And as I said, their region is not the best place to live at.

You burgers found a completely new continent as the natives didn't do shit with it. And in your gratefulness you almost exterminated them.

>> No.56505945

>>56505929
>And they are vastly overpopulated as well as their age groups are completely fucked
see, this is a very low iq third world issue. Almost all of the third world is like this. Even in the west during less prosperous times, the age groups were a little messed up too. the only difference is the west is higher iq.

>> No.56505949

>>56505887
I don't know what the deal is but I'm hoping we go back to being more normal

>> No.56505955

>>56505945
Yeah, the west is so much more intelligent. Making it unattractive to have children so they have no youth, fuck up their pension ponzi and feel the need to import third worlders. HIGH IQ play.

>> No.56506004

>>56505945
Lmao we got a feminist in here

>> No.56506049

>>56506004
what in that post is feminist?

>> No.56506051

If we get another -1% today and tomorrow it will trigger my exist and entrance into Tbills

>> No.56506056

>>56506051
guess: S&P 500 +0.8% to +1.3% today

>> No.56506062

you have no idea how long I am

>> No.56506065
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56506065

>>56506056
Sorry, best I can do is -3%.

>> No.56506066
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56506066

>futures

>> No.56506068

>>56506049
The person writing it

>> No.56506083
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56506083

>>56506066
yeah, but futures are green
that catto looks like its hating life
how can futures be hating life, is theyre green?
A-are you a b-b-bobo...?

>> No.56506088

C'MON DAX HIT 14700 FOR MY SHORTS TO OPEN

>> No.56506096
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56506096

>>56506083
BARBECUE SHORTS NEVER CLOSED

>> No.56506100

>>56506096
>Bronstein, Gewitz, Grossman

>> No.56506102

>>56506096
lol dumb baggies, you dont have to close a short when it goes to 0

>> No.56506107

this hamas- palestine war is turning into nothing.

>> No.56506111
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>>56506102
Yet they're on the hook for any merger that happens while the company is in legal limbo, LIBTARD. Stop listening to the mainstream media lies

>> No.56506115

>>56506111
bankruptcy mergers usually make the equity worthless and roll any assets that are leftover into the primary debt holders (bonds), baggies are so dumb lmao

>> No.56506119
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56506119

Calls at open?

>> No.56506121
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>>56506111
I see only darkness before me.

>> No.56506125
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>>56506115
Fact: NOLs are worth billions
Fact: since there is no outside buyer of the company, the creditors can only benefit from the NOLs if existing shareholders maintain at least 50% of the company's equity.

CHECKMATE, LIBTARD FAGGOT

>> No.56506126

Why is the market trending downwards when all fundamentals look solid?

>> No.56506134

>>56506126
priced in

No, I'm a bobo and this actually bugs me too. Either the market was retarded previously, the last months or it is retarded now. Or it is always retarded, which is the most likely possibility.

>> No.56506137

>>56506119
found the feminist

>> No.56506156

>>56506065
According to this chart we are still in the stealth phase.

>> No.56506160
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56506160

>>56506134
It can stay retarded longer than anyone can stay solvent.

>> No.56506162

>>56506125
With that image you should have replied to >>56506111

>> No.56506167
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56506167

>>56506126
>why is an expensive market trending downwards

>> No.56506170
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56506170

>>56506167
Based on current market CAPE you can expect 3-4% return over the next 10 years

>> No.56506185

>>56506170
Shut up poorfag

>> No.56506209

>>56506185
CAPE

>> No.56506226
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56506226

>stocks and asset prices massively overvalued by multiple metrics
>worst yield curve inversion in history, relative to interest rate norms
>now uninverting, signaling an imminent crisis
>debt-to-GDP at crisis levels
>US sovereign interest payments more than the entire military budget, nearly half of all tax revenue
>above-target core inflation that's reaccelerating
>escalating wars on multiple fronts, threatening the global energy supply
>only 50% of the SPR remaining, reserves at historical lows
>additional threat of China attacking Taiwan, starting WW3 outright
>"WHY IS IT GOING DOWN???"
>"T-the fundamentals are strong!!"

>> No.56506239

>>56506226
don't you understand, it's good debt. country finances are not the same as household finances.

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56506244

>>56506226
>This time it's over.
Kek.

>> No.56506252
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56506252

>>56506239
>>56506244
So what do you propose then? Take out more debt to pay for the interest payments on your other debt that you couldn't afford? While also paying for WW3, AND maintaining tight fiscal policy (no printing) to fight inflation?

>> No.56506256
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56506256

>the economy is COLLAPSING

>> No.56506263

>reminder: if you hold stocks for 1 year and then sell, you pay less taxes
guess what happens as we go deeper into november / december?
everyone who bought the dip, chased the rally, sitting on big gains are able to cash out and pay lower taxes since it has been 1 year
as each day passes, the more incentivized people will be to cash out and lock in gains, since they'll be paying lower taxes

>> No.56506264
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56506264

>>56506256
Two more weeks until Jpow pumps the markets again with more free Zimbabwe money, fellow pivotbros!! XxxDdd

>> No.56506268

>>56506252
Just consolidate the debt and pay it back later.

>> No.56506276

My investments are with strong companies..

>> No.56506282
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56506282

>>56506268
That's not how the bond market works. The more at risk you are of not being able to pay back your debt, the higher the interest rates on that debt, causing you to be even more at risk defaulting. It's a positive feedback loop. Pic related.

>> No.56506306

>>56506282
Yeah well we can just make things up in the financial world if we have to.

>> No.56506309

>>56506252
no i was just baiting. shit's irreversibly fucked. this system can't go on for much longer.

>> No.56506312
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56506312

On the Global Liquidity Index (GLI) long-term cycles, liquidity has bottomed and is coming back.

yeah, we're back

>> No.56506317

>>56506309
>this system can't go on for much longer.
it can as long as all the civil servants do it at the same time

>> No.56506334
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56506334

Keep coping, shillbots. You can't change economic fundamentals with psyops and propaganda. This shit is coming down with all of us trapped inside.

>> No.56506342

>>56506334
fundamentals never existed and the whole point of a democracy is to change the definitions of ''fundamentals'' whenever bureaucrats need it

>> No.56506350

>>56506276
>strong companies create good times
>good times create weak companies
>weak companies create bad times

>> No.56506351

>>56506342
>the same people that ran Zimbabwe are now running the US government
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>> No.56506357

>>56506351
Shut up you don't even know where Zimbabwe is on a map or why they had runaway inflation

>> No.56506360
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56506360

We buying lotto puts for earnings boys?

>> No.56506362

>>56506357
>economics don't real
>just print more money and take out more debt XD
>t. (You)

>> No.56506382
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56506382

>Oh dear god people are comparing Greece to the US again.
>Oh dear god people are once again doomposting about the economy despite an insane GDP figure which was supported by ridiculous consumer strength.
>Oh dear people are doomposting when we are approaching the 4 year average support line on all indices except NASDAQ which typically means a max of further -5% (below the support line) can be expected before a massive bull run
Broooooooooooos, why so negative? The economy is strong, the rates are still low, China has been presenting solid numbers (their housing market is still fugged though)... sure, I think JPow should do yet another raise to finally quash inflation so we gotta price that in.
But October is typically the most volatile and also typically signals for a nice rally in Nov/Dec.
I dunno, I think fundamentally strong companies have no reason to fear. Tech could still drop a bit more though

>> No.56506393

You shills are all over this thread. Things must be getting bad.

>> No.56506404

>>56506382
>Oh dear he pulls out TA and neglects the double top on the monthly

>> No.56506424
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56506424

>>56506404
>Ignoring the long term trends
Broooooooo. But on an honest note, nobody knows what is gonna happen. But I do know that the US economy is gigastrong and is showing signs of accelerating growth. Earnings have been excellent (as expected due to inflationary price gouging) but guidances so far have been kind of ok-good. AMZN managed to stall the downward momentum, demonstrating the consumer is indeed very strong. MSFT was insanely strong.
And we are heading to a Santa rally. I don't think the markets can fall that much more to be honest. Oil and gas are very cheap (adjusted for inflation) and commodities have also fallen dramatically.
JPow is a chicken though so he'll probably choose NOT to hike but instead to hope the lag effects take care of the inflation (idiotic but what can you expect from a bureaucrat)

>> No.56506452

>>56506424
>MSFT
>picking a company with close to a monopoly

>> No.56506458
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56506458

Oil bros...

>> No.56506487
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56506487

>>56506452
That's all of the magnificent seven, m8. They all have monopolies in their respective markets.

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56506490

>>56506458
its over

>> No.56506505

>gold pumping again

it's so over

>> No.56506523
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56506523

I'm going back to bed. I fucking hate the perma bobos here.

>> No.56506536

Why are futures so green? Oversold last week?

>> No.56506543

>>56506536
Why not

>> No.56506548

>>56506543
Because I would prefer it to not be that way

>> No.56506557
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56506557

>Sweden's GDP worse than expected
>The market pumps
Ah yes, a tale as old as time. Looks like the rally has come sooner than expected.
Also, US bonds have reached their peak. We're only going up from here, bros.

>> No.56506580

>>56505934
this image is a great example of analyst bullshit and reddit tier IQs
someone could really think they're dunking on someone by pointing out survivorship bias, when in actual fact any non-retard would clearly see that yes - this plane was not shot in the fucking engines this time good bit of luck there

>> No.56506589

another weak bounce that held for 20 minutes after europe opened

>> No.56506593
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56506593

>tfw woke up at 4am to have rough sex with my girlfriend while she was half asleep

>> No.56506598

>>56506593
Enjoy it while you can because it won't be happening nearly as often years down the road.

>> No.56506603

>>56506593
>rough sex
>her half asleep
What?

>> No.56506609
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56506609

>>56506603
He's Asian, please understand.

Damn, Europeans are gonna ride the lag effect now. Inflation in Germany ticking down like crazy since it was so high last year. y/y effects kicking in. Fugg the ECB btw

>> No.56506630

>>56506609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB2CM2ngpQg

>> No.56506631

gold cant reach vwap
indices are strong

>> No.56506633
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56506633

>>56506593
she should be getting up earlier to make u coffee, good work

>> No.56506643

This week better be green or mom ain't getting her diabetus medication

>> No.56506653

another TUP squeeze begins today, new girlboss CEO fired the shitty auditing firm that kept letting multi million dollar accounting errors slide. She was also the CEO of a company that sold spanking fetish porn to women.

>> No.56506662

>>56506609
y/y is such a retarded thing for inflation, literal scam

>> No.56506666
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56506666

>>56506653
Who the fuck was this? And women buy spanking porn????

>> No.56506674
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56506674

>>56506653
Got nothing better to do with my money, might just bite this one

>> No.56506675

>>56506662
The real scam is to judge it by y/y instead of y/y and then divide it through 10 years for example as to have a mean inflation of 2% each year. We just had 20-30% inflation if not more in 2-3 years and now are happy about 3-4% inflation, which still makes it 18-20% in 4-5 years.

>> No.56506679

>>56506666
Yes women liked to be spanked


t. women spanker

>> No.56506682

>>56506160
Options were introduced in 1970. The volatility smile didn't appear until 1987. That's 17 years of persistent arbitrage.

>> No.56506688

>>56506675
Its designed to make it look like whatever those people are doing is working, like anything else

>> No.56506689

>>56506679
Those must be some bad, bad girls

>> No.56506697

300k in a 40/60 portfolio is more than enough to live off of. people saying you need 3 trillion dollars in order to make it are dumb and live in california where the rent is 3000 dollars a month and gas is 15 dollars a gallon

>> No.56506699

Who's actually short rn

>> No.56506703

>>56506699
me, but also thinking about longing.

>> No.56506712

>>56506699
What's short? 5'10''

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56506717

>>56506666
>DIGITS
I fuckin kneel.
And who do you think buys all that erotica online? What is the most popular genre of books that generates the most money? Come on bro. Are you under the age of 25, perhaps?

>>56506675
As inflation approaches 3%, just watch the jubilations across EU media. Heh, they designed it well and they can manipulate the statistics to perfectly manipulate the normies.
I still think at least one hike is incoming though. They will just let the y/y effect take place and allow for a medium inflation to reduce the state debt and allow for further price gouging.

>> No.56506719

>>56506697
fair enough, *if* you already own your property
but if you have to factor in mortgage or rent, no, 300k is not very good. it won't work for most people
>b-but you can live in the woods in Europe for €300/mo...
stfu

>> No.56506731

>>56506717
I agree that the y/y effect is misleading. But in my experience a lot of people understand it. And deflation would probably kill businesses, even solid ones. The fact of the matter is that the ceiling (costs) moved up, and the floor (income) moved with it. Not necessarily equally, but still.

>> No.56506732

>>56506699
I have a mix of short and long positions.

>> No.56506735

>>56506717
No I just don't care what women think.

>> No.56506745

>>56506699
I have short term longs and long term shorts

>> No.56506747

>>56506717
I don't think there will be a hike. But the 3% will go up again a little in March-April if Oil stays here and other things also get pricier. So it will be
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
Nevertheless it doesn't matter. US inflation matters and that will lose its cooling y/y effect in dec/january.

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56506755

>>56506731
>ceiling (costs) moved up, and the floor (income) moved with it
Well of course. If the floor hadn't moved, even normies would become agitated. But profits have increased far more and companies have overcompensated for inflation (price gouging) while real wages have been negative.
But yeah, 5-7 years of free money in the EU as the rates were held at zero or negative values so even your average schmuck has far bigger buffer than is expected. Normies can easily survive this inflation/high rates for years to come.
Still, the lag effects on rates should come into play later this and next year as mortgages get re-financed.
This financial situation we have going on here is pretty much affecting only the new generations or people that are severely in debt and are extremely stupid with their money. Otherwise, the consumer is very strong and maintains a high level of confidence.
>>56506735
A proper naughty boy this one is

>> No.56506761

Weak market, I have to say even with trading with leverage has become boring. Like all things it becomes less interesting with time.

>> No.56506772

how do i invest directly in TSMC. what is the ticker of this stuff?

>> No.56506780

>>56506772

twse 2330

>> No.56506784

>Scholz sieht Nigeria als potenziellen Wasserstoff – Lieferant
10:30
>Lagos, 30. Okt (Reuters) – Bundeskanzler Olaf Scholz sieht Nigeria als möglichen Wasserstoff-Lieferanten für Deutschland. "Sie sind gut aufgestellt, um ein zentraler Akteur für erneuerbare Energie und Wasserstoff zu bleiben – ebenso wie für Flüssigerdgas, das wir in den kommenden Jahren weiterhin brauchen werden, bis der Wasserstoffmarkt voll etabliert ist", sagte Scholz am Montag auf einem deutsch-nigerianischen Wirtschaftsforum in Lagos.

Literally what I said in the previous thread.. The west is on the hunt for cheap energy in another third world country. That's what is has been doing for decades and they will not stop as they need and want the ressources for their own prosperity.
>implying it will be a fair trade

Scholz sees Nigeria as a supplier for hydrogen.

>> No.56506786

>>56505949
>>56505887
>schitzo
>/pol
Protip redditscum- you are the abnormal one here.

>> No.56506797

>>56506786
>>56505949
>>56505887
/smg/ quality always deteriorates extremely when the market is closed. Although this is the worst weekend I've ever seen.

>> No.56506801

>>56505889
If you're saudi then make oil go up or go suck dicks.

>> No.56506810

>slowly starting to crab to 0% as us markets approach

we're going down

>> No.56506811

>>56506755
Maybe I'm being naive here but I imagine corporate profits are not as high in EU companies. As for the SP500, yeah people are starting to catch on.

>> No.56506816

>>56506797
>being on /biz on the weekend

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>>56506797
/smg/ is that etf that decays in value over time and spikes over retarded shit.

>> No.56506824
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>>56506811
Profits have come down a bit as a result of wage compensations but I imagine they will start going back up again as that's over and done with. Still, corporate profits are hovering near ATH values (literally look at the earnings which absolutely crushed both 2022 and expectations).
But as price gouging is coming down slightly since they can't keep blaming inflation, rates are entering the equation for smaller companies (not the big ones with most of the debt maturing in a long time), and consumer is flagged to become weaker next year, we might see profits peaking this year.

>> No.56506878
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Bobros, we stood with Israel, why is this happening to us?

>> No.56506879
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56506879

No matter how bad things get at least you're not a BBB bag holder

>> No.56506935

>>56506239
Good ? Because it’s the most debt ?

>> No.56506950

So as far as I can tell, the only thing left holding up the S&P500 is the AI meme?

>>56506797
what? it used to be better at off hours.

>> No.56506969

>>56506160
I can stay retarded longer than the market can stay solvent

>> No.56506982

>>56506784
Nigeria already is on a hook for paying an energy company over 1/3rd of their forex reserves for a energy plant that didnt even get built.

>> No.56507039

>>56506879
i fucking told those guys...

>> No.56507062

>>56506598
Skill issue
Im 41 and my wife and I still bone several times a week

>> No.56507119

>>56507062
Don't believe you are even married, enjoy your hand. Don't care.

>> No.56507128

>>56506598
Don't believe you are even married, enjoy your hand. Don't care.

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>>56507062
>Don't believe you are even married, enjoy your hand. Don't care. Heh, there's no way a 41y old "man" spends his time on 4channel, r-r-r-right?

Copperbros, it this it? Are we finally getting unheemed? Basically un-profitable at these levels and yet the demands keep increasing... wtf? But of course the housing market being fugged in China completely fugged copper. Hopefully they can get their act together.
Also, ehhhh the bonds seem to be going up again.

>> No.56507159

I wish I was married. But it's so hard to find a good man these days ;((

>> No.56507179

>>56507159
>>56499205

>> No.56507181

What I believe is that the algos now actually run an hour earlier which is weird for EU traders as the market now moves not anymore when you would expect it.

>> No.56507193
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He bought?

>> No.56507228

>>56507062
this guy is right. i have sex with his wife multiple times a week

>> No.56507260
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>futes

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>>56507228
No one believes you fags are married unless it's to a man.

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>finally getting my passport

>> No.56507294

Post pictures of your wives

>> No.56507299
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>>56507294
aint she beautiful

>> No.56507312

What happened exactly on the half hour?

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>>56507299
the west fucking scares me sometimes
alot of the time actually

>> No.56507327

theres alot of jews talking on bloomberg right now.

>> No.56507332

>>56507327
are there ever not

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>>56507332
thats true but it smells more like jew than usual.

>> No.56507343

>paying off student loans
>have to watch $25,000 go back to the ((banks)) when I could have invested that
it hurts bros

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>he bought the "bottom"
good luck with that, mumu shits

>> No.56507347

>>56507327
There's a lot of news about the Dagestan thing in german TV. More than about the bombing and killing of civilians actually.

>> No.56507365

>>56507347
thats fucking weird.

>> No.56507376

>>56507315
I short it for a reason, and it's not only money

>> No.56507389

>>56507376
I'm a boglehead that does the whole "just own the market" but every now and then I have moments where I wonder if 40% international is really okay or if I should tilt to america

and then I see that show and feel fine about it

>> No.56507400

>>56506580
what are you babbling about? there is no one plane, the british mapped all the damage done to all planes that were recovered onto a single diagram. looking at any one recovered plane wouldn't tell you much of anything.

>> No.56507413

>>56507155
>U
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/hedge-funds-pile-into-uranium-stocks-poised-for-dramatic-gains-1.1990962
>(Bloomberg) -- Several hedge fund managers have started ratcheting up their exposure to uranium stocks, as they bet on significant price gains.

>> No.56507429

What the fuck is going on with the futures?

>> No.56507434

>>56507429
algos must be turning on

>> No.56507450

>>56506252
They're not fighting inflation never have it's a fucking meme brother.

>> No.56507455

>>56507062
Are you that fat tub of lard that posts his fat tub of lard wife here every now and again? Keep that shit to yourself you ain't fucking your wife your fucking a gorilla

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>>56506458
Gaza invasion soon.

>> No.56507466

>>56507389
Only hard data I know is that people keep getting more jobs just so they can, apparently, buy more nonsense. That said, I'll probably be switching back into longs sooner than later, end of year gets unpredictable.

>> No.56507467

Is today the day we get a big drop?
I have boeing puts

>> No.56507472

>>56507458
The jews don't want to get out of their tanks, they might get shot.

>> No.56507497

>>56507455
Meds

>> No.56507500

>>56506312
Wouldn't higher liquidity mean more assets have been sold? As in a rather large market sell off? Or am I le dumb?

>> No.56507506

>>56507155
Anon, 2003 was 20 years ago
Were getting old

>> No.56507531

>>56507500
Don't try to make sense out of a schizo graph

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>he doesn’t sell on a Full Moon and buy back later during a New Moon

The stars say you’re ngmi

>> No.56507539
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WTF IS HAPPENING TO FUTURES STAY GREEN YOU FAGGOTS

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>>56507537
Looking at the stars right now... and they're saying you're a faggot.

>> No.56507555

>>56507537
I overlay daily astrology charts over stock charts. Helps me make decisions for a few months in advance. Never been wrong.

>> No.56507560

>remember GME exists
>check stock price
I almost feel bad

>> No.56507562

>>56507546
Where do you live, Siberia?

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>>56507562
You can see the stars from other places too you know...

>> No.56507588

Nothing like a good piss and a fart at the same time

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>>56507588
I just realized ive never done that

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>>56507588
A good shit piss fart and cum at the same time beats that.

>> No.56507603

>>56507560
I don’t think anyone is actually holding bags or buying. I think it’s just one big LARP “heh look at me I’m delusional!”

>> No.56507604

>>56506772
Why not Intel? They're building 5 fabs in the US (2 complete in '24, another two in '25), 3 in europe (1 is done already).

>> No.56507606

has the bottom been found yet? fuck.

>> No.56507609

Sup /smg/, how about them Jews?

>> No.56507612

>>56507606
Eventually mumu will run out of exit liquidity to provide the market makers with

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Holy JSW brothers, soon I'll be able to afford paying polish models to dig coal for me.

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>On The Verge Of An Epic Showdown: Demand For TLT Calls "Explodes" To Record As Treasury Futures Shorts Hit All Time High

>> No.56507630

>>56507599
While throwing up

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>>56507606
my crystal ball says DIA will hit or go below $323.20 today

>> No.56507650

>>56507581
Not when you are a slav and it's daytime in europe.

>> No.56507652

>>56507623
Aren't yields still going up? What's going to happen to the yields, when Joe Biden announces he needs $250 billion and we're invading Iran?

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>>56507630
Yes, I forgot thanks for the correction. You actually have to puke on your junk while pissing and farting on the shit which is sliding against the cum.

>> No.56507660

>>56507652
Apparently market participants are conflicted if both calls and shorts are at ATHs

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>>56507650
>He can't see the stars during day time...

>> No.56507664

>>56507623
>obvious zerohedge title
>yup
>and its a "premium" article
propagandized by a bulgarian gypsy

>> No.56507668

>>56507603
their DRS cope is like 20% of the stock max and its stalled
at this point its just a big cope that all the numbers are wrong and GME is lying to the SEC and its secretly 99%

>> No.56507671

Is there a legitimate reason to not just buy any oil stocks you feel like for long term? I don't know anything about consumption or reserves or anything but it seems pretty obvious that america and the world will throw as much money as necessary to buttfuck the earth for as much oil as possible. Literally everything uses oil and will for the foreseeable future. Essentially it seems like one of the safest investments possible

>> No.56507685

>>56507661
I can see the stars in her eyes and with them the universe.

>> No.56507690

>>56507671
There is very little risk when compared to most other sectors.

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>>56507654
>puke on your junk
I was just thinking the same thing

>> No.56507701

>>56506312
This looks like it bottomed out right before the 2020 free fall. So are we getting another black swan?

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>>56507654
>the shit which is sliding against the cum
This is a new edition

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>>56507685
>I can see the stars in her eyes and with them the universe
Based. Now you get it. I love Wioletta so much.

>> No.56507715

>>56507671
Not the flux capacitor

>> No.56507724

>>56507671
there is no security on earth that will reward you over time if you overpay for it.

>> No.56507726

>>56507609
wb

>> No.56507731

>>56507707
>HEAD HUMAN RESSOURCES
SHE'S A HR ROASTIE, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok I'm having a nap, see you later maybe. Fuck germany's inflation, I don't care. They are already cheering 4% in the TV.

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>>56507731
She can manage my human resources if you know what I'm saying. I'm pretty close to falling asleep myself.

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there is an octoberfest office party at my job today (again)
this job turns me into an alcoholic

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>>56507747
>this job turns me into an alcoholic
Always have been...

>> No.56507757

>>56507661
She’s beautiful

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>>56507757
She's one of a kind.

>> No.56507778

>>56507747
I've been an alcoholic since I was 12. Working had nothing to do with that.

>> No.56507782

dump is here just in time for US markets

>> No.56507785

>>56507671
If you're going to do this, buy midstreams.

>> No.56507786

>>56507747
I stopped drinking a few years back, I honestly dont miss it too much
But once you've been away that long and ya have a drink its like your body forgets what to do with it wasnt even fun anymore

>> No.56507815

>>56507724
but overpaying doesn't mean shit if the price continues rising.

>> No.56507823

>>56507786
Your body never forgets what to do with it.

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gold futures

>> No.56507857
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what the fuck did i wake up to

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another day of owning everything
everything goes up? I win
everything goes up? It's on sale

>> No.56507879

>>56507815
That would mean you didn't overpay. Unless it's rising due to some speculative bubble I guess.

>> No.56507888

>>56507857
The Special Military operation in Gaza is going swimmingly.

>> No.56507889 [DELETED] 

Bros /adv/ fucking sucks these days. What do I do if my gf has gained some weight and it turns me off? Is there a world where I can say something about it or is it just a can of worms? She's asking if I'm not attracted to her or something and I don't want to just lie

Also fuck bears we're going to moon after this FOMC meeting

>> No.56507899 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Is she pregnant? She's allowed to gain weight if she's pregnant.

>> No.56507902

I STAND WITH ISRAEL

SEND THEM $100 BILLION

>> No.56507903 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Be honest. She either changes or leaves you. Either way you save years of your life

>> No.56507906 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Unironically go vegetarian or the one where you eat fish. This alone cuts out 109% of fast food

>> No.56507915

>>56507785
>dude buy utilities
>dont worry about aging infrastructure goy

>> No.56507917 [DELETED] 

>>56507906
Terrible advice.

>> No.56507918 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Women should be a little fat. American women are way too fat but this obsession with being skinny is retarded.

>> No.56507922

haha line go down weeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.56507926

my 401k is down $2,000 from mid october.

>> No.56507927 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Just tell her how you feel, being physically attracted to you partner is a major factor in every relationship
If she chimps out you can drop her and dodge the bullet

>> No.56507928 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
>What do I do if my gf has gained some weight and it turns me off? Is there a world where I can say something about it or is it just a can of worms?
offer going to gym or jogging with her

>> No.56507936

>>56507926
Lol, I sold at the end of September and am just now starting to DCA back in.

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>>56507823
Baggie he is talking about alcohol not how your body never forgets dick you gay jew cocksucker

>> No.56507947 [DELETED] 

>>56507899
No, she gained some weight when she was between jobs around this time last year. We talked about exercise and eating habits like 9 months ago and she started exercising a little bit but it's not enough. I just know that I can't say "you're not exercising enough to lose the weight" without getting scolded for being a man with "unrealistic standards"

>>56507906
She definitely wouldn't do that and I don't want to either

>>56507918
I don't want her to be "skinny", I want her to be fit

>>56507928
Tried this. We go on runs sometimes but inevitably she doesn't like it [because she's out of shape] so then the gap between runs is like two weeks

>> No.56507965 [DELETED] 

>>56507947
>Tried this. We go on runs sometimes but inevitably she doesn't like it [because she's out of shape] so then the gap between runs is like two weeks
Running is overrated. All you need to do to stay in shape is go for walks 15~30 minutes a day and not drink soda.
Go for hikes, park far away from places, walk if you live close.
Some people can't do the whole exercise routine and do a lot better if they just make habits like that.

>> No.56507977 [DELETED] 

>>56507889
Just tell her she either has to lose weight or get used to you fucking other girls

>> No.56507979 [DELETED] 

Man fuck jannies I got immediate replies here while my post in /adv/ has zero after half an hour. Suck my fucking cock.

>> No.56507997

Is KO going out of business?

>> No.56508003 [DELETED] 

>>56507979
trannie jannies at it again
anyway >>56507965 is also good advice. Exercise is good but diet and lifestyle make up the bulk of the results

also invest in gold and oil.

>> No.56508004

Glowies are ITT actively undermining the discussion. This place is so fucking pozzed now, it's like a fucking pride march FFS.

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>> No.56508026

Man I love making money buying puts on braindead companies.

>> No.56508034

>>56508011
Impeccable, checked!

>> No.56508036

>>56508026
I hate losing money buying puts on braindead companies. Fake and gay market

>> No.56508037
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THIS
MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER

>> No.56508038

>>56507936
what do you mean you sold? My 401k auto buys a target date fund and I don't even have an option to buy/sell in that account

>> No.56508042

>>56508011
uuuh market is still closed for another hour anon

>> No.56508044

>>56508042
>he doesn't know

>> No.56508048

>>56508004
Dude you are the biggest queen here, shut up fag

>> No.56508056

CROCS maximalists will finally make it after November's earnings. You still have chance to hop on the boat before it is too late

>> No.56508057

>>56508048
I'ma need some proof on that, last time I checked I was all about smashing puss.

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What's the play bros? spx 4250?

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56508070

Here we go, what were the weekend discussions like. Any sufficient candy sales?

>> No.56508071

>>56508038
The UI is extremely retarded. There's some part of the site that lets you do "manual allocation" and I just told them to "manually allocate everything to cash." They sent me an email the next day letting me know it was done.

>> No.56508073

>>56508070
shinobu would never

>> No.56508075

>>56508057
last time I checked a certain individual by the name of john johnny jimbo fathands rocker was talking about smashing your bussy

>> No.56508082
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>never entered the dating market
>never traded up girlfriends by doing thorough DD on each one, slowly building up my gfolio
>never gained valueable experience that could now give me an edge in financial markets

>> No.56508088

lmao look at that premarket food mumu freely gave to bobo, looks like he'll hibernate well when he's ready too

>> No.56508100

>>56508071
It doesn't have an option to DCA back in though. To do that I quit showing up to work until they fired me then rolled it over to an IRA in my brokerage so I could be more precise.

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>>56508075
He was just fantasizing. Dude's a giant cuck, just look at his wife's daughter.

>> No.56508106

i simply choose to not believe this market exists.

>> No.56508110
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>>56507926
Yep

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>that was the top

>> No.56508117

>>56508036
w/d all your funds. stop participating in evil.

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>>56508057
Baggy alliterates with bussy
it is written in these here digits
You are a he man pussy hater and love the cock.
Buy Kunlun Tech Co.

>> No.56508133

>>56507915
oil infrastructure is pipes and drills not lasers. Why would upgrading things kill a company

>> No.56508135

weekly top is in bros

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>>56505874
Year end rally bros.. what happened?

>> No.56508153
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>capitulated last wednesday
>fomo'd in last friday at close
anons. are markets healing?

>> No.56508157

>>56508133
>why would billions of dollars of deferred capital expenditures be bad for a company?

>> No.56508163

>>56508153
Fuck no
>me win money
>you lose money

>> No.56508167
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>O

>> No.56508169

>>56506350
>bad times create smart jew
>smart jew create degenerate times
>degenerate times create stronk whites
>stronk whites create dead jew

>> No.56508175

>>56508163
I literally just buy MGK these days. I do not sell I did have some puts but I closed them (capitulated) but for profit.

>> No.56508182

>>56508011
ily

>> No.56508184

>>56508167
>>56508026

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>>56508163
I buy when RSI is under 30 and I hedge when it is above 70

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>>56508175
>MGK
>Machine gun Kelly
Not going to lie I judge your taste in music but it's your money

>> No.56508205
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Is there a reason market is going full risk on ahead of the FOMC meeting? Surely this is going to end well.

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>>56508034
>>56508042
>>56508182

>> No.56508208

>>56508196
I remember when tattoos meant you were a tough guy instead of a fag.

>> No.56508211

>>56508167
Why is the acquisition apparently bad anyway?

>> No.56508212
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>>56508196
>Vanguard Mega Cap Growth

>> No.56508213

>>56507915
He wants to hold long term, midstreams have generally good dividends.
Obviously he would want to monitor the stock and when news of major infrastructure investments come up, selling is the logical course of action. How dumb are you?

>> No.56508215 [DELETED] 

>>56508169
>good times attracts the jews
>the jew creates bad times
>bad times create dead jews
>dead jews create good times

>> No.56508216

>>56508208
Nah there are certain tattoos even on a tough guy that would be gay like tramp stamps

>> No.56508218

American-Economy-sama...I kneel...

>> No.56508221

>>56508212
I guess the joke flew over your head

>> No.56508223

>>56508213
And how stupid are you then? Midstreams already have high payout ratios and are already straddled with enormous piles of debt. Can they really afford to keep up dividend payments while repairing or replacing fifty year old pipelines?

>> No.56508235

Welp looks like another one of these stairs down elevator up days. The kind that makes you wonder why we even dumped in the first place like what happened in August

>> No.56508243

Cattle spread bros we pumping

>> No.56508248

Testing 200 this week

>> No.56508254

Hahaha. It’s like all the bears are fucking retarded?

>> No.56508260
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>>56508235
What the fuck happened to the end of the year rally?!

>> No.56508266

>>56508254
They prolly didn't see the gap around 424 either.

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>>56508218
its the first of the month in 2 days, this week was always going to be bullish b/c the autopay distros are kicking in. wait a well till people have to pay their bills

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Union leaders have vacations to attend now

>> No.56508278

cool cheap puts today

>> No.56508279

>>56508267
>it's the poor people moving the market
meds

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>>56508221
Sorry I do not listen to retard music. It is mostly 90's drum and bass, Gregorian chants, classical music, metalcore, folk, or the Beatles these days.

>> No.56508287

This was supposed to happen last week but some cunt mentioned Middle East.

>> No.56508289
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>>56508267
Its return to mean time. Gonna squeeze this monthly candle a little for a couple days.

>> No.56508304

I hate buying bonds. The UI is so confusing I feel like I'm guaranteed to get jewed out of my money.

>> No.56508307

>>56508260
It's still in the cards man. I'm not bullish but like I said every time there was bad news this year it was a slow grind downward but whenever the market wanted green you get +1.5% at least

>> No.56508319

>>56508285
I only listen to nightcore and boomer rock.

>> No.56508328

>>56508279
who said anything about the poor, these are auto distros, fed into bots, not even the fund managers fight the bots, they just turn them off when they need to move shit opposite, we'll know if the market is bullish or bearish by the total deposits increasing or being turned off. we're just waiting for the day people are broke enough that they need to turn off some retirement savings. the whole system works b/c theirs autobuyers that can be largely counted on. but every time someone gets blasted from a nice job to two taco bell split shifts that goes away.

>> No.56508344

bullbros?

>> No.56508347

I just had a meeting with the rapist for the first time
Say what you will about basedboys and assorted California scum, it actually did help to talk about the shit

>> No.56508348

SOME ONE FUCKING BAKE FOR FUCKS SAKE! WE ARE GOING TO GET BUMPED OFF THE BOARD!

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>SOXL is still down today but TECL is up

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>>56508348
Bake the thread after you make your bed

>> No.56508375

>>56508352
sorry anon. they're called soxl trannies for a reason, it's a terrible etf.

>> No.56508382

>>56508348
We're still on the first page calm down.

>> No.56508385

>>56508370
I already made my bed, I'm all in TLT calls, GLD puts, TLT calls, USO puts, and CANE puts.

>> No.56508391

so i guess we're playing the same games as friday where every fucking level/EMA/vwap line gets undercut and as soon as the stops trigger and people add either way shit reverses and blows up in the opposite direction

>> No.56508394

>>56508375
I don't understand why semiconductors would be a bad bet

>> No.56508399

I guess this is the last thread then. It wasn't even nice knowing you guys. I'm happy it's finally over.

>> No.56508403

>>56508394
Alright, I'm baking and I'm adding a note about leveraged ETFs to the text.

>> No.56508404

>>56508394
>I don't understand why the most hyperinflated industry on the planet would be a bad bet

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>>56508385
Is this a joke?

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>>56508402
>>56508402
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>> No.56508415

>>56508399
Your inner demons won't ever leave you and will cause you to lose everyone you will and have ever loved

>> No.56508433

>>56508415
That's not true, no matter what I'm going through in life family is everything. Ima stay solid, stay woke and take advantage of every opportunity that is provided to me because like they say, nothing lasts forever.

>> No.56508442

>>56508430
>>56508430
>>56508430

>> No.56508447

>>56508433
Neither does family baggie

>> No.56508450

God dammit.

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>>56508450

>> No.56509138

>>56505874
where the fuck is the crash I WANT TO BUY SHIT ON FIRESALE!