/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56499260]

Is it better to have one million dollars or one million friends?

[Anonymous No.56499263]

>>56499260
One million dollars you stupid fucking nigger this is the most retarded insecure post. You sound like a fucking woman.

[Anonymous No.56499264]

>>56499260
If you rate your friends at a dollar each, probably the money.

[Anonymous No.56499281]

>>56499260
1 million friends
Each one will loan you $2 if they’re a real friend
You could then buy Bitcoin right now and sell after halving a pay all your friends back
Or just move and change identities with $2 million in BTC

[Anonymous No.56499284]

>>56499260
I am just thinking of the logistics of having 1 million friends. How the f would this even work?

[Anonymous No.56499301]

>>56499284
>the internet
You can have 1 million people follow you on any platform like patreon

[Anonymous No.56499442]

>>56499260
It's better to have friends cause you can just set up a gofundme for your cat's vet bills or some shit and cash in on the rubes

[Anonymous No.56499448]

>>56499442
>cats vet bill go fund me
This anon’s playing chess while we’ve all been stuck on checkers

[Anonymous No.56499457]

>>56499263
peak dunning-kruger
money is proxy for social capital (= getting people to provide goods and services to you)
1 million friends is obviously more valuable than 1 million dollars
you'd have to be a complete mongoloid to get less than $1 of value out of each of your friends on average

[Anonymous No.56499488]

>>56499260
It's literally impossible to have one million friends.

[Anonymous No.56499636]

>>56499488
Tom probably did it on MySpace

[Anonymous No.56499663]

A friend is someone who would lend you $5. Maybe even $10.
Even if they stop being your friend after you don't pay them back, that's $5-10 mil.