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which member of the office are you?

>> No.56496992

the guy who works remote and does 1 hour of work a week while banging whores off tinder and doing drugs during work hours

>> No.56497001

>>56496967
Stanley probably

>> No.56497014

>>56496967
I honestly think I’m Michael haha yeah I know main character. But I love being quirky at work and often say stuff and then look in the odd direction pretending there’s a camera. Seriously I’ve gotten so many “oh my god you’re like Michael from the office” and I’m like “hahah yeah”

Seriously though I just honestly resonate with the character.

>> No.56497030

>>56497014
If you browse /biz/, you literally cannot be Michael

>> No.56497032

>>56496967
Never seen it. American "comedy" is fucken terrible.

>> No.56497036

>>56496967
Ok, wow. I've been waiting so long for someone to ask that question.
I'm an Oscar through and through.

Basically I'm the only one in my office who gets work done and has a serious demeanor.
I'm also best dressed in the office. No one is cultured enough to appreciate my tailored Tom Ford suits.
They're all wearing Van Heusen like retards.
I might seem unapproachable at first, but I love a good pretzel day like everyone else.
My hygiene is very good and I choke down cocks when I'm not busting ass at the daily grind.

>> No.56497045

>>56497032
Keep seething, turdie

>> No.56497047
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56497047

Who's this?

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>>56496967

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>>56496967
I'm sure Dwight would be a Link fren

>> No.56497066
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56497066

ive never seen this show but ive seen clips of it, this guy strikes me as kind of like the wild card right? i'm a bit like kramer from seinfeld or a charlie from always sunny.

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56497071

>be me
>never watched the office, but vaguely familiar with it
>some girl says “you remind me of Toby from the office”
>think it’s the main character guy everyone thinks is cute
>MFW when I find out later

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>>56496967
Hohohope your angus is peppered

>> No.56497285

>>56497047
pregnant bitch that was in a few episodes

>> No.56497288

>>56496967
>Americuck knockoff
Fuck off

>> No.56497302

>>56496967
none, thank god.

>> No.56497307

>>56496992
Underrated character in that show, to bad he didn't get screen time

>> No.56497313

>>56497288
czeched and truthed

>> No.56497316

>>56496967
The pajeet IT guy that they only saw once in a while

>> No.56497324

>>56497032
This. Americans are the most brainless goyslop slurping retards. This is a country where people fucking watch late night talk shows and twitch streamers. Its fucking awful.

>> No.56497362

>>56496967
I am the non-protected class (straight, white Christian, US born, English only male) who had to be the only one to go to the office every day during the p(l)andemic and didn’t get to collect $4200 mo of unemployment bux.
>I will never not be mad.

>> No.56497387 [DELETED] 

I'm the one that sends Carrell to burn in hell forever.

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>>56496967
Charles Manson

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>>56496967
Only one office character is worth being

>> No.56499081

I'm Dwight minus caring about my boss or Jim minus stating at the camera like a retard
>>56497032
It's funny but the UK version is funnier. Different kinds of humor.

>> No.56499092

>>56496967
I work at factory. I look like a man.

>> No.56499145

Toby

>> No.56499202

>>56499092
I work at a drag strip and unfortunately, also look like a man

>> No.56499203

>>56497014
Michael isn't the main character, Jim is.

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>>56496967
>Going to the office in 2023

>> No.56499231

>>56496967
I’m the offscreen Jewish producer exploiting normies by peddling my overrated comedy show to the public for shekels.

>> No.56499269

>>56497032
It's a very good comedy. Michael's performance is top notch

>> No.56499307

>>56496967
Daryl from the warehouse.

>> No.56499312

>>56496967
The potential mass shooter

>> No.56499323

>>56497060
Based.

>> No.56499335
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56499335

Haven't watched this shit in ages. But didn't this guy put in minimum effort from the start and work on his own shit on the side?

If yes, then I'm that guy, whatever is name is.

>> No.56499346

>>56499335
>>56499335
>FuK69fme
BEST FUCKING ID I'VE SEEN IN ALMOST 10 YEARS!

>> No.56499349

>>56499335
should I long bitcoin with an equal short of eth? quick

>> No.56499363

>>56499349

go all in on LINK

>> No.56499383

>>56497032
Did you notice how the dumb amerimutts are acting like they are the characters in the show? Imagine a country were the lines between reality and fiction don't exist. A country where no one has any taste. A country where people delegate their thinking to media approved "personalities".

That place, my friend, is America.

>> No.56499397

>>56499383
>2sophisticated4u

>> No.56499426

>>56499363
ok fk69fkme, I trust u

>> No.56499805

>>56496967
none of them have a beard, so none of them.

>> No.56499820

>>56499203
Dwight is the main character idiot.

>> No.56499861

>>56499383
Dwight moment

>> No.56499863

>>56496967
It's a soap opera with better jokes, that's it. The candid, in-the-room camera work and heavy plot focus on personal drama and gossip is designed to hook women and low class people. Also the jews.

>> No.56499875

>>56496967
the fat slob guy

>> No.56499897

>>56496967
Creed.

>> No.56499938

>>56496967
toby inside
jim outside

>> No.56499944

>>56496967
The bomb threat

>> No.56500087

Dwight, most likely

>>56497032
You should try watching it

>>56499346
>>56499335
I’d check and kek

>> No.56500211

>>56496967
follow-up question, what coins do each of them hold?

>> No.56500236

>>56499383
Lmao ok ryan

>> No.56500289

>>56497071
KEK wow she burned you hard dude

>> No.56500297

>>56499081
>UK version is funnier
Nice bait

>> No.56500334

>>56497036
>I'm an Oscar through and through.
yeah because you’re a faggot

>> No.56500628

>>56496967
Why does Pam look like a cardboard cut out?

>> No.56500930

>>56497014
What, me too haha!

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>>56496967
this is a man

>> No.56501327

Dwight is based.
The office is actually a goat comedy show

>> No.56501368

>this thread has 60 unironic replies
we haven’t bottomed yet as the redditors are clearly still here

>> No.56501433

>>56501102
Rashida Jones was made for my BWC

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>>56496967

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>>56496967
Me in the middle.

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>>56501589
Based

>> No.56502823

>>56496967
I just watched e1s1 and it was the unfunniest reddit tier forced shit ever, is this another normie slop series

>> No.56503157

>>56496967

The guys in the warehouse.

>> No.56503170

>>56496967
I'm jim halpert cumming inside of and impregnating rashida jones

>> No.56503683

>>56496967
Reddit tier post, go back

>> No.56503690

>>56499081
steve carrell is the heart and soul of the show and its comedy, ricky gervais is nowhere near close to him

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56505718

>>56496967
David Brent

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>>56496967
>Ctrl f: creed
>1 result
You guys don't actually view yourselves so highly do you?

>> No.56506144

>>56499335
Witnessed

>> No.56506158

>>56499335
blessed id

>> No.56506164

>>56496967
where do i meet girls like pam and don't tell me in a fucking office

>> No.56506781

>>56496967
Cringe humor, horrible horrible show