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[Anonymous No.56493695]

a woman at my work said eggs are placentas. I almost corrected her that its actually closer to the chickens period blood. but stopped myself not wanting to go to HR. advice?

[Anonymous No.56493703]

I guess this is why men keep winning "woman of the year" awards.

[Anonymous No.56493786]

>>56493695
Women are natural enforcers, they will enforce whatever societal standards are set as the norm. So, in a healthy society that's a good thing, but in our society you see the result.

[Anonymous No.56495193]

>>56493695
Why would you go to HR for that? She brought up the conversation. You’re a pussy and I hate you

[Anonymous No.56495201]

Ah yes the based brother

[Anonymous No.56495204]

>>56493695
if your company were "the office" you would be Dwight, getting made fun of behind you back by the pams and jims

[Anonymous No.56495210]

>>56493695
Now I know why European ancestors warned us about vampire, they were real all along

[Anonymous No.56495232]

>>56493695
talking to a women at work....NGMI

[Anonymous No.56495360]

>>56493695
You should have made a joke about scrambled placenta for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.56495442]

>>56493786
Enforcement from men and women looks different but both sexes do it and when both are doing it they're both as harmful.
Women use words, men use violence.

[Anonymous No.56495449]

>>56495232
>Wells Fargo
Lol.

[Anonymous No.56495533]

>>56493695
tf he has a twin brother?

[Anonymous No.56495669]

>>56493695
Next time tell her this: The placenta is fetal tissue. That means when she gets pregnant, the placenta is not hers, it belongs to the child (i. e. containing only the child's DNA). Women hate it when you say that.
>NOOO it's my placenta, it's not that of my child!! My WOOOMB made it
Therefore if there is no rooster, there can't be a placenta cuz there ain't no chick.

[Anonymous No.56495692]

>>56493695
The woman is closer to being correct than you, retard. The yolk is more analogous to placenta in humans. What becomes the actual chicken can often be imperceptible in factory farm eggs, at most being a brownish pink speck the size of a poppy seed.

[Anonymous No.56495736]

>>56495692
>>56495669
you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.56495911]

>>56493695
I hate it how people feel entitled to say the most retarded shit

[Anonymous No.56495931]

>>56495442
women use a lot more than words

[Anonymous No.56496895]

>>56495736
Great retort fag.

[Anonymous No.56496902]

>>56493695
Stop talking to women at work

[Anonymous No.56497267]

>>56495442
>Men use violence
No, men use the threat of violence. You have a weird view of the world if you think diplomacy for the past 3 thousand years has just been nonstop violence. Study some wars.

[Anonymous No.56497290]

>>56493695
you did the right thing. why the fuck would you even care to correct a woman. what's the ROI there? all these guys are natural poors.

[Anonymous No.56497308]

>>56493695
It's like an egg belonging to an animal that has different reproductive processes than humans.

[Anonymous No.56499134]

>>56493695
my advice is the following: don't rely on affirmation from strangers on the internet, it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.56499247]

>>56497267
>use the threat of violence
It's the same thing chud

[Anonymous No.56499291]

>>56493786
>>56495442
>>56495931
>>56497267
>>56499247
You all fail to understand the women and how men in the past operate. Women are all about appearances, they like appearing as good or morally correct, as such they are easy to manipulate by smart people. Smart women are usually driven by jealousy, they care more about dragging people down to their level than anything else.
On the other hand, men rarely used violence, there are much better ways to "enforce" things.

[Anonymous No.56499819]

>>56493695
Why are there women at your work?

[Anonymous No.56500346]

>>56493695
>not asking her whether you can take her next placenta home for sustenance
ngmi

[Anonymous No.56500727]

>>56493695
So you didn't say anything at all? What a little beta bitch boy.

[Anonymous No.56500740]

>but stopped myself
Former HR supervisor, smart move. However, why were you talking to women on non-work-related topics anyway? Do you work in the egg industry? No? Stop talking to women. Keep the door open. Invite another man and woman to all meetings to 1) waste everyone's time and 2) cover your own ass.

Speaking of covering your ass, make sure you file a report with HR that her talking about eggs and placentas in the workplace made you feel uncomfortable. Whoever reports first wins, everyone else loses.

[Anonymous No.56500750]

>business and finance

[Anonymous No.56500780]

>>56493695
you should have simply pointed out that human women also have eggs, but only have a placenta during pregnancy. she would have immediately understood that they are two different things thus could not be the same thing.

[Anonymous No.56500802]

>>56500780
>making a woman feel like she's wrong
>talking about female-only biology in the workplace
>talking about human reproduction in the workplace
Very stupid idea anon. Don't argue with women. Don't even interact with them unless necessary. Just walk away and report to HR first.

[Anonymous No.56500811]

>>56493695
A true alpha says whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit if he gets called to HR. He'd probably won't even go and would keep in working without notification.

That's what I do when they pull that shit anyway. I just ignore it and don't go to their stupid meetings. They give up after a while.

[Anonymous No.56501021]

>>56493695
You're supposed to let women say and do anything they want.

[Anonymous No.56501169]

>>56495210
The original "Slavic" vampire may not have been Jewish, but the evolved myths from that were all stereotypes of Jews

[Anonymous No.56501717]

>>56500780
>you should have simply pointed out that human women also have eggs,
That's transphobic and would get you fired

[Anonymous No.56501808]

>>56501169