/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56486615]

Come, loser. We are crashing the market

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>56485140

[Anonymous No.56486628]

First for god bless Israel.

[Anonymous No.56486629]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
UR FAG NIGGERS
AND TARDS WITH DOWNS

[Anonymous No.56486635]

SELL NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.56486643]

>>56486628
May they All go to Heaven

[Anonymous No.56486644]

Dimon is selling a bunch of JPM

[Anonymous No.56486645]

>>56486635
I unironically capitulated.

[Anonymous No.56486650]

>>56486620

If by recovery you mean getting rejecting at an ema just above where we are on tuesday then yeah... sure

[Anonymous No.56486651]

put status
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.56486653]

>>56486644
Why would he do that? We were going to new all time highs

[Anonymous No.56486655]

>>56486628
God has forsaken Israel because they rejected the LORD Jesus Christ as their messiah. The tribulation is coming for them.

[Anonymous No.56486657]

S&P is back to early April 2021.

[Anonymous No.56486660]

>>56486651
what the fuck did you do retard

[Anonymous No.56486664]

We warned you, mumu.

[Anonymous No.56486666]

>>56486657
Were you selling puts MUMU!?WTF

[Anonymous No.56486669]

This gap down on SPY on Sep. 21st was the most obvious sell signal in the history of markets. Every single anon should have been out of their longs on that day. Why didn't you sell when it could not possibly get any clearer than that?

[Anonymous No.56486670]

[Anonymous No.56486674]

>>56486653
Diversification and tax management, he said

[Anonymous No.56486685]

>>56486644
fortress bros?

[Anonymous No.56486694]

>>56486609
Lol where the fuck did that come from? Nice job cropping out any identifying information faggot

>>56486603
>Revenue up 30% from last year
>Though ASML saw a sharp decline in bookings last quarter, the company is sitting on a solid backlog worth 35 billion euros. The semiconductor bellwether expects revenue of 6.9 billion euros in the current quarter. So, its backlog is strong enough to help it achieve its goal of flat revenue growth in 2024 even if no new orders come in
Semi bears are the most fucking retarded, shortsighted imbeciles, every time

[Anonymous No.56486697]

>>56486660
I bet against UVXY and forgot about the jew wars

[Anonymous No.56486698]

>>56486666
I'm not a mumu and I don't fuck with options. My NATGAS and OIL are doing good, I just laugh at how faggy everything else is.

[Anonymous No.56486701]

>>56486674
Didnt AMC ceo say the same?

[Anonymous No.56486703]

>bond market

[Anonymous No.56486705]

why do they say hodl
please someone explain it to me
its almost the dumbest mother fuckers buying the most useless shit that do it too

[Anonymous No.56486707]

Reposting because it's true. You are missing out on easy money, you just gotta wait a year or two.

Government regulators are omega-tier pissed off than Trump's 2018 farm bill accidentally made all cannabis with less than 0.3% delta-9 THC 100% legal across the country. This includes products with high THCa content, which turns into delta-9 when smoked.

That's why the CBD industry has been booming, and why hemp farmers nationwide have been sold out and expanding like crazy for the last 5 years.

All of that is about to come to an end. The regulators are going to win, because the government are greedy, money-grubbing little shits who can't ever leave us alone.

This will cause an absolute surge in demand for cannabis products from dispensaries across the country. You'll see cresco, curaleaf, trulieve, etc all pop once those financials come in, figure about 6 months to 1 year from now. You'll also probably see Tilray do a little 10x as the hedge funds try to get in. Expect IIPR to jump 2x, and NLCP to 2x or 3x. It might even go crazy since it's low market cap, but it's a REIT so the dividend will ultimately guide the price to a significant degree.

This will then settle down, and gains will be preserved. I expect a 2x-3x across the entire industry with 1.5x-2x maintained going forward, with continued annual growth in the low double digits.

[Anonymous No.56486717]

This is it. This is the big one.

[Anonymous No.56486727]

>>56486615
uvxy allah akbar

[Anonymous No.56486726]

I'm going mumu on TLT. Today is the day. If there is a crash long bond yields will come down. Scaling in because this is probably a dumb idea

[Anonymous No.56486728]

>>56486655
I’m gonna jerk off to big titties now

[Anonymous No.56486737]

>>56486707
CGC? I'm holding like 300k shares at 60 cents so I'm curious

[Anonymous No.56486754]

>>56486644
why would he sell now
also
PLD

[Anonymous No.56486755]

Shitting red AGAIN. Sick of mumus prematurely calling the bottom

[Anonymous No.56486757]

>>56486670
>>56486657
I think I am just going to put my money in FLOT and wait till this blows over.
>>56486707
anon, my dad grows his own weed. and everyone I know who has land and smokes weed just grows it themselves.

[Anonymous No.56486761]

>>56486705
They unironically fell for the Bogle psyop and think that literally everything goes up forever. In fairness it worked for the overall market for a long time but they think it now applies to highly leveraged shitcoins, ETFs, option plays, random shitcos, ARKK tier profitless trash, etc. They also think that just because something goes up in the long term there aren't times, sometimes over a decade where things do indeed go down. They just ignore that. Lost decades happen. We could be looking at one coming soon

[Anonymous No.56486760]

Dividend etfs have been getting absolutely raped

[Anonymous No.56486762]

>>56486669
There are times where we've gapped down onto a support and then jet back up here are two from may in a few week view on the hrly timeframe.

These were in much different environments economically than we're in now though so probably a good eye.

[Anonymous No.56486763]

>>56486655
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.56486766]

UVXY

[Anonymous No.56486772]

>>56486761
Don't you dare compare the fucking retarded meme fags owning game stop and bbby to bogleheads that own literally everything

I own every single stock and bond in the world. The only way I crab is if the globe crabs in which case get fucked and I'll enjoy my 2.5% divys

[Anonymous No.56486781]

>>56486760
Dividend stocks don't exactly do that well in a high interest rate environment. I think in this apocalypse economy, the max efficiency portfolio will be a mix of safe high interest yielding assets and moonshot growth stocks. Dividends and value get fucking heemed when they have to compete against these interest rates

[Anonymous No.56486784]

>>56486694
>Lol where the fuck did that come from?
hedgefund i pay for. actual professionals

[Anonymous No.56486785]

>>56486772
whats your portfolio anon? i am having trouble staying on the bogle path

[Anonymous No.56486789]

WE'RE GONNA HIT THE BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.56486791]

>>56486694
Cavemen and serfs don't need pcs, pc parts or graphics cards.

[Anonymous No.56486800]

I started 2.5 years ago and I am down -5% all time.

Is this kind of market normal without a recession?

I am bored bros.

[Anonymous No.56486802]

>>56486762
Yes, there are many false gap downs. This one happened to be accompanied with a particularly sharp volatility spike on the VIX as well as on SPY option IV. It could have been a false signal but better safe than sorry. I got out willing to get back in if things improved. They didn't. It was the volatility spike that really sealed it though for what that's worth

[Anonymous No.56486803]

>>56486707
I'll bite

>>56486757
i know what you mean, same here, but you forget most people are retarded and can't do anything for themselves.
idk what to call this class of people i haven't had the best luck conjuring a single term. something like "netflix class". the classic one is consoomer but that doesn't quite articulate the simplicity of their lives.

[Anonymous No.56486807]

F

[Anonymous No.56486809]

>>56486800
you literally started investing at the peak dude

(I did too)

[Anonymous No.56486810]

>>56486761
Dude lol could you be more shortsighted. Bears literally have NO CONCEPT of holding for longer than six weeks, it's amazing.

[Anonymous No.56486817]

>>56486760
Yeah, SCHD is -3.8% YTD with dividends reinvested, in a year that's been good for stocks generally

[Anonymous No.56486824]

>>56486809
you should be able to expect a new peak after 2.5 years

[Anonymous No.56486830]

>>56486803
I think it's called a "useless eater" just a mindless consumer

[Anonymous No.56486835]

Someone help. I just want to buy a Polish stock as a Canadian anons...

[Anonymous No.56486836]

couple techies are still weak like meta, tesla and googl.
but massive rally around the corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl1POC9Tkhw

[Anonymous No.56486842]

>>56486824
do some reading nigga

[Anonymous No.56486846]

My Paypal is not looking so good bros. My Average is $51 I didn't think it could go lower.

[Anonymous No.56486847]

>>56486761
Correct. So much of the investing advice only applies to certain strategies. Like time in the market beats timing the market cause of dividends and inflation pushing up value. It doesn't apply to gamestop or bitcoin

[Anonymous No.56486852]

>>56486803
>>56486762
To wit, here's a chart comparing IV at different expiration dates. You can see the unusually sharp difference in all the spreads on Sep. 21 shown with the arrow in pic related. Spreads between cash VIX expirations show the same thing. All that added to the gap down screamed SELL louder than anything
>>56486810
How is it shortsighted to get out of the way of a freight train until it passes then get back in? I'm not saying sell and go short then uninstall the app. I'm saying when shit hits the fan in an obvious way utilize some risk management and go to short term treasuries temporarily until things turn around then get back in

[Anonymous No.56486862]

>30mins of pants shitting pandemonium on smg
>SPX down 0004 points

[Anonymous No.56486865]

>>56486615

Day of the rake is here
Total Leaf Death

[Anonymous No.56486868]

>>56486785
I'm 60% 40% bonds at market weight
>VTI 36%
>VXUS 24%
>IUSB 16%
>IAGG 20%
>VWOB 4%
I use ishares for bonds because they don't do float adjusted, so Vanguard doesn't include the massive balance sheet that the fed has at $8 trillion or any others of other nations. And IUSB is the same as their AGG america etf bond fund but also includes junk bonds at market weight.

Basically I hold everything except municipal bonds and tips

[Anonymous No.56486878]

>>56486835
Alright so I can't buy it with my current bank because my investing account is a TFSA.
fuck me I thought we lived in a free market LET ME BUY EUROPEAN STOCKS DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.56486880]

>>56486824
There can be cycles where the market goes down or crabs before reaching new highs that last 10~20 years. The strategy is to just keep pouring money in and wait for another peak

[Anonymous No.56486881]

When spy breaks 410 meta is fucked

[Anonymous No.56486883]

>>56486862
that's mr bones' wild /smg/ ride for you

[Anonymous No.56486885]

it is fucking over. this is the end.

[Anonymous No.56486886]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRPdsCVuH53rcbTcEkuY4uQ

[Anonymous No.56486889]

>>56486868
> no reits
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.56486892]

it's over, over

[Anonymous No.56486893]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56486898]

I KNOW, I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.56486900]

>>56486852
>>56486669
Same move on the VIX6M/VIX ratio. Sep. 21st is where the arrow points and you can see the unusually large difference in the spread on that date. IV spiking, VIX spiking, VIX ratios spiking, SPY breaking down to a new recent low along with a big gap down how could anybody possibly look at all that and not sell everything at least temporarily? That's all I'm saying. Risk management 101

[Anonymous No.56486901]

>>56486878
>zero-volume pink-sheet thing in poland
>"european stocks"

[Anonymous No.56486903]

[Anonymous No.56486909]

YOU TOLD ME THAT WARS ARE BULLISH FOR STOCKS.

[Anonymous No.56486915]

It’s over, just sell and save what you have left

[Anonymous No.56486919]

>>56486781
apocalypse economy is a good way to put it. this reminds me of the post-katrina years but with some weirdness due to the spread of dysfunction in the 1st world.

[Anonymous No.56486920]

>>56486772
I'm not saying Bogle wasn't a legend. I'm saying his advice was extrapolated onto things it doesn't apply to and people will just parrot cliches to justify their losses

[Anonymous No.56486925]

MUMU, what were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.56486927]

>>56486909
that only works if your country still produces things for war and doesnt outsource everything

[Anonymous No.56486930]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56486939]

>>56486927
just start the printers again for fuck sake..literally nobody cares for inflation

[Anonymous No.56486940]

And just like that, MARA will never be above $9 ever again!

[Anonymous No.56486941]

>>56486852
No you don't understand. There are a lot of pennies that I need to pick up in front of the steamroller.

[Anonymous No.56486943]

Last time spy was this low was in may

[Anonymous No.56486948]

>>56486889
REITs are in vti bro

[Anonymous No.56486949]

>>56486893
>>56486925
>>56486930
> checks market
> nasdaq still green
Man, why the freak out? Techbros can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.56486950]

>>56486824
last crash was a 5 year nominal recovery2.5 years down and 2.5 up

[Anonymous No.56486955]

just buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.56486956]

>>56486784
Those reports tend to leak out onto the public internet. I remember reading one holding up either SVB or First Republic as "best in class midcap bank." Lol.
It's good to read them, and I'm not exactly bullish on ASML right now. I think people overestimate those guys though.

[Anonymous No.56486960]

>>56486949
>Nasdaq still green
Not for long

[Anonymous No.56486961]

>>56486950
they nearly destroyed the dollar for that, if they do it again the dollar will evaporate

[Anonymous No.56486963]

>>56486830
that's pretty good. call center employees, admin, etc. people for whom we have to create jobs so there isn't a massive chimpout.
that's the customer base for this kinda shit same with spice if you remember or benzos after that fell out of fashion.
it's a sucky worldview I'll admit but there's money to be made and it likely isn't going to change.

[Anonymous No.56486964]

good spot to buying in for sp500 desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFktR6C3QoE

[Anonymous No.56486965]

>>56486948
Well I'll be a monkeys uncle. Looks like I have some overlap in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.56486968]

>>56486789
-1%
>Breakers

[Anonymous No.56486975]

>>56486852
Nice dd. Ty sir

[Anonymous No.56486977]

>>56486852
damn i need to get a real broker with real charts

[Anonymous No.56486978]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.56486979]

>>56486961
I don’t think you understand that the world opted in to the Eurodollar prison years ago.

[Anonymous No.56486980]

>>56486968
theres still a few hours

[Anonymous No.56486984]

409.4x coming I guess

[Anonymous No.56486985]

>>56486965
You have what's called a tilt. And REITs are a reasonable tilt since they perform like small cap value and corporate bonds.

Ideally they are good in your roth ira cause the divys are taxed like income since its psuedo rent

[Anonymous No.56486986]

>>56486979
the Euro is even shittier than the dollar, every fiat currency is dissolving before our eyes

[Anonymous No.56486991]

>>56486784
My sister is one of these hired Professionals. Every day she takes the chart from the algo, imports it to excel, and turns that into pdf for the "client" with some bullshit reporting about whats happening. by noon her reports are done and she goes out with the girls to drink and flirt, maybe snag a boyfriend upgrade.

[Anonymous No.56486990]

Remember how cocky you were last night and this morning mumu?
I remember.

[Anonymous No.56486993]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56486998]

>>56486993

[Anonymous No.56487000]

>bonds are down
>stocks are down
Where's the capital going?

[Anonymous No.56487004]

>>56486865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFsg4ZFG5wY

[Anonymous No.56487005]

>sitting on a pile of cash in 2021
>inflation becomes a problem
>anon, your cash is losing its value to inflation. you MUST invest to preserve it
>3 years later
>down 5% all time

[Anonymous No.56487008]

Mumu, wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.56487013]

>>56487000
Your mom

[Anonymous No.56487016]

>>56486669
I went short before that one. Took profit, covered remainder when rebound started. Decided on /cashgang/ instead of flipping long on a hunch. Reentered short on October 19th. Took partial profit yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56487017]

Alright changing the topic ...
Is Interactive Brokers a good idea to trade European stocks? Anyone know other reliable low commission (and tolerant of low-volume trades) platforms?

[Anonymous No.56487022]

>>56486901
Poland is Europe. Everything else is just New Palestine.

[Anonymous No.56487027]

>>56486986
The DXY is in an uptrend sir. Yes the purchasing power for the everyday user is getting wrecked, but most debts must be repaid in USD.

[Anonymous No.56487029]

>>56487000
Silver

[Anonymous No.56487030]

Stocks will never ever go up again

[Anonymous No.56487033]

>>56487000
Israel and Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.56487038]

>>56486985
Yeah I'm 80% VTI, 20% VNQ. I got the REIT in lieu of bonds cause they have the same exposure to interest risk and pay out a pretty consistent 4% annually. Also it shuts people the fuck up when they keep bothering me to buy a house or real estate when I say I own a shit ton of REITs already

[Anonymous No.56487042]

>>56486669
I got in before

[Anonymous No.56487045]

>>56487029
Holy shit you're right, gold and silver are up almost 1% lmao

[Anonymous No.56487048]

>>56487000
>>bonds are down
>>stocks are down
>Where's the capital going?
money markets and T-Bills

[Anonymous No.56487050]

I illiterately told you what was going to happen

[Anonymous No.56487052]

>>56486949
tech is good for levering existing economics but tech doesn't build houses equipment or ships.

[Anonymous No.56487055]

>>56487017
I mean sure, why not. Euro brokers are all universally terrible.

[Anonymous No.56487067]

>>56487052
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE 3D PRINTERS

[Anonymous No.56487069]

>>56486737

CGC is Canadian. Unless they get direct, untaxed exposure to the US market then they will respond to different forces.

>>56486757

Yes, and I do too. Most people who smoke do not grow their own, and if they do they suck at it. That's why the entire industry is getting bigger every month.

[Anonymous No.56487071]

>>56486868
anon you might actually be retarded.

[Anonymous No.56487072]

>>56487050
Good little bitch. Post for us some more

[Anonymous No.56487081]

>>56487000
bro do u not understand value/market cap

[Anonymous No.56487083]

>>56487017
I trade international (including European and especially Polish) stocks on Etrade. I think they charge a small extra commission for it and if I did it in my taxable account I'd have a fuck ton of tax paper work to deal with.

[Anonymous No.56487084]

>>56486941
kek

[Anonymous No.56487091]

BOTTOM IS IN,WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.56487092]

>>56487071
Naw I'm okay with this. I'd rather own everything, especially after the biggest bullrun of large cap domestic growth companies.

Why buy at the top?

[Anonymous No.56487095]

>>56487048
There is literally no downside to putting all your money into money market funds. Literally the safest option for nice easy and steady gains.

[Anonymous No.56487097]

>>56487038
you should have unironically bought a house though anon mortgage rates will never be 2% again like they were in 2019-2021

[Anonymous No.56487100]

>>56487052
Whats the next stupid fucking tech hype garbage they're gonna push? Nano AI printing? I wanna ride that mf ttt

[Anonymous No.56487102]

If we are lucky it will bottom at covid lows

[Anonymous No.56487103]

>>56487048
bonds can reach 8% next year in nightmarish scenario still. that would mean 12% mortgages kek

also it would mean 50 barrel oil and eur/usd 0.7 0.8 % = end of euro currency and bryssels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hza5qEDhq7M

[Anonymous No.56487105]

Cmon man 4120 is possible Mumu, cmon!

[Anonymous No.56487108]

>>56487050
Am I close?

[Anonymous No.56487112]

>>56487050
>phone poster
>googles tickers
>see i told you!
okay.

[Anonymous No.56487117]

>>56487097
I'm good, if my investments pay off I'll just buy the fucker in cash. I'd rather have my money in the market and eat trendies at my parents place

[Anonymous No.56487119]

>>56487092
then why overcomplicate it? just buy VBIAX or a mutual fund. lol

[Anonymous No.56487122]

BOTTOM IS IN FUCK YOU BOBO

[Anonymous No.56487125]

>>56487095
>There is literally no downside to putting all your money into money market funds. Literally the safest option for nice easy and steady gains.
i know. i am 95% money market

[Anonymous No.56487126]

>>56487050
Why don't you respond to these u dumb little guy?
>>56487108
>>56487112

[Anonymous No.56487127]

Dollar is going to the moon you’re all retarded

[Anonymous No.56487129]

Funky area atm. They’re just house keeping my 0dtes

[Anonymous No.56487131]

>>56487102
IF WE ARE LUCKY SPY WILL ONLY BOTTOM AT 200

[Anonymous No.56487132]

>>56487067
they're need but the meta right now is an ecclectic mix of materials

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j-j5MNjJcIs
the quality often isn't in the material but the curing
on site curing is a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.56487136]

Amazon is going to bart.

[Anonymous No.56487142]

>>56487083
Nice. Only available in the USA unfortunately

>>56487055
that's reassuring. Maybe I'll just open a bank account online for Poland as I am a citizen there

[Anonymous No.56487145]

>>56486898
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

[Anonymous No.56487147]

>>56487122
in what

[Anonymous No.56487151]

>>56487136
Nvidia just bounced off 400. If that shit breaks, this is all over, it's the duct tape holding this shit market together

[Anonymous No.56487159]

>>56487132
I'm joking, 3d printing houses is retarded. Level the site with a GPS tractor, prefab the components, have like three guys bolt them together. Maybe at some point you can replace two of them with robots if you can make them dexterous enough.

[Anonymous No.56487161]

>>56487067
those are actually kinda tight for temperate climates my question is how many units it requires for one to break even on principal.
and then further, as we already see with cnc, it'll be integrated into general blue collar as a decent portion of tradies are actually smart. further, the market means that kind of ip isn't a great moat and copycats will spring up, eventually it'll be a staple industry like heavy equipment cat hitachi fuji etc. then eventually chinese copycats sany daewoo and the like.

[Anonymous No.56487168]

>>56487151
anon we broke 400 yesterday. theres nothing but hot air below you.

[Anonymous No.56487170]

>>56487119
Cause that's not an etf and these are in taxable. Plus. Vanguard uses float adjusted and doesnt include everything like high yield bonds

[Anonymous No.56487172]

>>56486644
Dimon does give out some hints to the general public ive noticed, like a day or two before a JPM earnings call he announced that US COULD be in a recession in about 8 MONTHS, implying the report would be good, and it was.
This could be the big one boys

[Anonymous No.56487182]

>>56487168
Well it's been nice knowing you

[Anonymous No.56487183]

UVXY about to hit 20

[Anonymous No.56487187]

Baggies unironically think the dollar is going to break its 3 year uptrend with entrenched inflation student loans ww3 and the incoming credit events plural
Only boomer coins and fiat will survive the next 12 months

[Anonymous No.56487189]

>>56487170
anon...

[Anonymous No.56487192]

>>56486862
Snibs has hyper sensationalized all the bobos and mumus. .07% might as well be infinity.

[Anonymous No.56487195]

>turbo print money to save overleveraged retard fucking institutional speculators
>currency debased
>heemed consumers can't afford to buy expensive tech trash
>heemed supply chain has to discount inventories
>heemed techtrash megacaps get less orders
>techtrash megacaps were the only thing holding up the fake and gay money printer economy for 15 years
OOPSIE

[Anonymous No.56487196]

>>56487100
ai is still very new/barely functional
look for actual use cases.
idk if huggingface is public i haven't looked but you can look at who's publishing the newest hottest shit there and extrapolate.

[Anonymous No.56487199]

Oh shit the invasion is starting within the hour. That explains the early dump into precious metals and tbills/money market funds

[Anonymous No.56487201]

Will those little scampumps ever fuckin end when we go down? it's always the fuckin same

[Anonymous No.56487207]

>>56487199
wait the jews are gonna fight?
This I gotta see

[Anonymous No.56487211]

fuck this im holding my long over the weekend

[Anonymous No.56487214]

Pumps coming 413 eod

[Anonymous No.56487220]

>>56487168
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.56487226]

>>56487211
im holding my longs for like 25 more years at least maybe 50

[Anonymous No.56487227]

>>56487048
>bonds are down
>money is going into t-bills

[Anonymous No.56487229]

>>56487196
Huggingface is absolutely public.
Pre GGML I used to check it every day for better language models to run on my machine with 32GB of ram. Now I can just run GPTneox-6B which is good enough.

[Anonymous No.56487232]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56487234]

>>56487168
long way to go after the pump that shit made

[Anonymous No.56487235]

>>56487201
It's been in a downtrend since July, it's just very very very slow. If this is a market crash it's the slowest market crash ever. Even bears will suffer just from how drawn out it is.

[Anonymous No.56487237]

Sour hour today will cause suicides

[Anonymous No.56487238]

>>56487211
MANIAC

[Anonymous No.56487242]

>>56487207
They poked in the other day and shelled some more schools and hospitals with their tanks then drove back to Israel. I really don't think it will go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.56487249]

>>56487226
>>56487211
I feel you, I bought airlines at their COVID top. :(

[Anonymous No.56487253]

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

TOSS THE BAGS NOW

HURRY

[Anonymous No.56487257]

>>56487159
there's still some alpha in printing complex shapes compared to precast where you need a new form for every piece.
bonus points if lumber starts to see some issues, similar to what we're seeing with bananas. it's all monocrop either ponderosa or douglas fir. that's a rare chance but it's not 0%.

[Anonymous No.56487258]

SSTOP FUCKING DUMPING IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!!

[Anonymous No.56487275]

Will my $PYPL and $HAS go back up 20% so I can get a refund?

[Anonymous No.56487276]

>>56487195
>techtrash megacaps
how many of these do you think are zombie corporations kept alive with covid and blackrock money?

[Anonymous No.56487277]

Sell
Save yourselves now and sell.

[Anonymous No.56487279]

>>56487253
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

[Anonymous No.56487280]

>>56487253
sold my bags in jan 22, been waiting for this shit market to bottom ever since

[Anonymous No.56487283]

Its over, one of you guys better save me a spot in the bread lines

[Anonymous No.56487287]

>>56487211
if your longs are etf's shorting the market, I think you're safe

[Anonymous No.56487292]

Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.56487295]

BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.56487297]

>>56487237
have earnings really been that bad?

[Anonymous No.56487298]

>>56486615
I'm a retard should i just dump some money into like walmart or whatever and then wait when it goes up and sell?

[Anonymous No.56487302]

Next week on /smg/!

[Anonymous No.56487303]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.56487309]

>>56487298
buy stuff that you never want to sell, it's slightly less demoralizing

[Anonymous No.56487315]

>>56487235
I actually meant the 1-3 min pumps

[Anonymous No.56487318]

>>56487283
Digits confirm we get the fresh bread first

[Anonymous No.56487319]

>>56487292
no

[Anonymous No.56487320]

Nobody noticing yen is crashing?

[Anonymous No.56487323]

>>56487257
When I say "prefab" I mean stick a handful of Mexicans in a shed and have them nail studs together all day then ship prefabbed wall panels them out to the site in a truck. There's no need to make any of this complicated.

[Anonymous No.56487325]

>>56487302
fixing to get really ugly, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56487328]

>>56487207
livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2a5TsMF0Uo
Jews are making my 2x leveraged short DAX / short S&P ETFs increase in value

[Anonymous No.56487330]

They're slurping, we'll be fine mumubros

[Anonymous No.56487331]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.56487333]

>>56487309
GLD and SILJ?

[Anonymous No.56487337]

>>56487302
Healthcare stocks, hmm. What are we thinking? I have no insight on how they're doing.

[Anonymous No.56487338]

>>56487235
>If this is a market crash it's the slowest market crash ever.
Not really. Go look back in the history. This kind of thing has happened before. 2008 started similarly with a lot of chop and slow bearish trend.

[Anonymous No.56487339]

>>56487320
which means they'll start dumping more US treasuries

[Anonymous No.56487340]

>>56487330
Sweet. Exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.56487343]

i am a bagholding neet
is it over for me

[Anonymous No.56487345]

>>56487320
Anon, that's the dollar crashing. Boj must've started reddeming

[Anonymous No.56487349]

>>56487187
I see you were too scared to respond to previous replies. Dork.

[Anonymous No.56487351]

>>56487229
i mean publicly traded.
as in similar to fbmeta it'll moon once the jeets and gmefags find it.
and by look for alpha, i mean look at the non-tech breakout multimodal applications

[Anonymous No.56487358]

>>56487330
net inflows on the short side maybe

[Anonymous No.56487359]

>>56487302
FUCKING HELL
I do business with some of those companies!

[Anonymous No.56487366]

>>56487330
this is it bros... the final cope...

[Anonymous No.56487368]

i have 65,000 dollars in TBIL

[Anonymous No.56487373]

JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
SO MANY THINGS THAT I WANT TO SAY
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT OLDER

I JUST WANT TO USE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT

I AIN'T GOT MANY FRIENDS LEFT TO TALK TO
NOWHERE TO RUN WHEN I'M IN TROUBLE
YOU KNOW ID DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

STAY THE NIGHT BUT KEEP IT UNDERCOVER
I JUST WANT TO YOU SUE YOUR TONIGHT
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.56487381]

>>56487302
God, look at that litany of bullshit. How are these even companies? Disgusting. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.56487388]

I hate market makers, pump is coming, we're opening TLs, closing others.

[Anonymous No.56487391]

>>56487359
I do business with all of them

[Anonymous No.56487394]

>>56487302
I do business with a LOT of those companies.

[Anonymous No.56487398]

The US dollar is an unstoppable juggernaut

[Anonymous No.56487402]

>>56487381
Pfizer, AMD and Conoco might be the only companies on that entire list that have positive earnings reports.

[Anonymous No.56487405]

>>56487381
cboe, counbase, cloudflare.
Everything else is trash or at least overpriced. There used to be arguments for WD, apple, MCD

[Anonymous No.56487408]

>>56487398
I have never been more confident in the US economy than I am right now... we have never been stronger...

[Anonymous No.56487409]

>>56487302
Lmfao what a pile of trash.

[Anonymous No.56487410]

>>56487398
You just know

[Anonymous No.56487412]

>>56487323
i do agree with that sentiment we already do it with trusses. no reason we can't go back to the kit model with more optimization. my thought is that framed timber frame construction isn't the end all. we still build many with brick and i believe that's the niche where a printed strategy could fit.

[Anonymous No.56487415]

>>56487398
>You just know

[Anonymous No.56487416]

>>56487338
This is definitely slower. The 2021 peak in equities was almost two years ago, that's already as long as the entire peak to trough period from 2008 and 2000.

[Anonymous No.56487419]

>>56487405
Is WD going out of business? I use their hard drives...

[Anonymous No.56487421]

>>56487415
ponder the aroma

[Anonymous No.56487425]

>>56487415
what are his olfactory senses telling him right now I wonder

[Anonymous No.56487430]

>>56487398
What a bitch

[Anonymous No.56487431]

>>56487421
>Smells like the destruction of the German People and nation in there...

[Anonymous No.56487433]

>>56487302
>AAPL
I'm terrified, my Roth will probably plummet

[Anonymous No.56487434]

NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER

[Anonymous No.56487435]

>>56487419
Hard drives are a commodity.
Or rather, hard drives *were* a commodity the same way floppy disks were a commodity.

[Anonymous No.56487438]

>>56487416
It tends to go slower when the FED is buying treasuries as fast as Yellenstain can print them. We've never seen deficit spending at these levels.

[Anonymous No.56487440]

>>56487434
ngl most erudite poster in this thread

[Anonymous No.56487442]

>>56487405
AAPL will miss on top and bottom line and give weak guidance but pump to ATH on hope the bottom is in and strong recovery at an unspecified time in the future. Yes, I'm still traumatized by Micron

[Anonymous No.56487443]

>>56487419
SSDs are cheap and other companies make them better

[Anonymous No.56487447]

>>56487398
who's the cutie

[Anonymous No.56487450]

>>56487412
I love bricks but they're too labor intensive. That's definitely a place where some kind of robot could work well and I know there are a few proof of concept designs.

[Anonymous No.56487451]

I bought the top of uvxy again

[Anonymous No.56487456]

>>56487433
AAPL decides the market

[Anonymous No.56487457]

We're bout to cover aren't we ?

[Anonymous No.56487458]

Lol and there's the 230 pump right on schedule just like the last 5 sessions. Idk who it is but I hope they get BTFO soon because it's agitating to make me wait to cash my puts out before the close instead of before 3

[Anonymous No.56487459]

>>56487442
but no one can afford apple products because everyone is broke and their credit cards are maxed and they have no savings

[Anonymous No.56487460]

>>56487434
Yes the coup d'état in that country will have a profound impact on the uranium market.

[Anonymous No.56487461]

>>56487447
Pretty sure it's the former PM of Austria, Margaret Thatcher

[Anonymous No.56487463]

Smells like
>800,000 immigrants
>no no, 1Million
>noo, 1.5 Million
>3 Million> they are downplaying the number
illegal immigrants.

[Anonymous No.56487465]

dare you enter

[Anonymous No.56487468]

>>56487447
I think his name is Merkel or something or other

[Anonymous No.56487470]

>>56487451
You bought at $60? That sucks.

[Anonymous No.56487471]

>>56487468
holy fuck is that real?

[Anonymous No.56487472]

>>56487402
Conoco will disappoint because their gas field in Syria is under continuous attack.

[Anonymous No.56487473]

>>56487459
You're still thinking that the market is rational and not a way to put money in Jewish hands

[Anonymous No.56487476]

>>56487435
Bro please don't send me to Seagate hell.

>>56487443
Yeah, but $/gb is still off for large amounts of storage I need. I'm a photographer. I also hoard porn.

[Anonymous No.56487481]

>>56487468

[Anonymous No.56487483]

>>56487476
>Seagate hell
I would sooner switch to floppy drives and tmpfs than get another seagate harddrive.

[Anonymous No.56487484]

>>56487472
but they're connected to oil prices, which will only rise

[Anonymous No.56487485]

>>56487468
Holy fuck please tell me this photo is real lmao.

[Anonymous No.56487489]

bullish for airlines? potential for millions of additional flights every quarter trying to hit potato migrants.

[Anonymous No.56487492]

>>56487471
>>56487481
>>56487485
It's the natural progression all Macfags eventually go through
>long AAPL

[Anonymous No.56487494]

>>56487471
>>56487485
It can't be real because they're not Apple products on the right.

[Anonymous No.56487498]

>>56487468
No fucking way. The beats/apple guy trooned?

[Anonymous No.56487500]

>>56487473
there's no money left to prop up these companies, it's all being funneled into the bond market to keep it from collapsing. imo

[Anonymous No.56487501]

I bought a pc from a Jew today. Pretty upset about the situation

[Anonymous No.56487502]

>>56487459
Tech companies will keep buying them for all the workers they're hiring.
Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.56487503]

Amazon pumps so much today, the entire stock market has been saved, yay!

[Anonymous No.56487505]

>>56487450
it'll require much more improvement for sure. no one wants to buy a house that looks like the michelin man.
that plus the obvious issues, drift and creating setups that'll actually work in dense environments such as philly.
its a long way out but it probably won't fall on its face.

[Anonymous No.56487506]

>>56487468
t-they got appl guy?

[Anonymous No.56487513]

>>56486761
You have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers on this board I have seen in a long time and you lack a basic understanding of math. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.56487514]

>>56487468
TL;DR?

I thought he was like the original funko-pop guy but with apple product consumption.

[Anonymous No.56487515]

>>56487498
who is this fag?

[Anonymous No.56487519]

>>56487502
the same tech companies that are abandoning their buildings and handing the keys back to the banks.

[Anonymous No.56487522]

>>56487484
Yeah, but Hezbollah cells that infiltrated our southern border will coordinate an expansion of that attack to include Conoco's HQ. I think they're sponsored by Chevron.

[Anonymous No.56487523]

>>56487501
AMD gpu by the way stay mad

[Anonymous No.56487524]

>>56487489
i really hope this is real and it happens to every major city and town across america

[Anonymous No.56487526]

>>56487501
What's you're specs my dude?

[Anonymous No.56487528]

>>56487451
I bought mine for 17.6B in 2011. bag holding ever since

[Anonymous No.56487530]

>>56486705
>please someone explain it to me
Go read one of the many books that explains why. If you haven't you should not be posting here.

[Anonymous No.56487531]

>>56487515
It's just some anon who posted that picture (left) of himself on /g/. He had his consumer product boxes prominently displayed on a bookshelf behind him and it was funny.

[Anonymous No.56487534]

>>56487302
>>56487433
We're so fucked, but I'm too much of a pussy/retard to back out now. Laptop sales have got to be down, iPads are a meme, which leaves iPhone (but titanium) and some meme VR headset rumblings to save the entire market. I've mentally prepared my brain diaper to save me from taking a massive stinky but I'm totally ready for my portfolio to get savagely fucked 30% at this point and I'm not even hedging. Just going to laugh and enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.56487535]

>>56487505
>no one wants to buy a house that looks like the michelin man.
And your competing with completely prefabricated buildings. You can just call HomeDepot and have them deliver fairly large two story prefabbed buildings right now for very very cheap. All you have to do is put in the insulation/dry wall/flooring and you're ready to go.
I'm quite certain 3d printed buildings will never be a thing outside of maybe college campuses with the way they build and tear down buildings like tents.

[Anonymous No.56487536]

>>56487524
It’s a one way ticket to nice neighborhoods

[Anonymous No.56487539]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/banks-loaned-elon-musk-money-115005663.html
Time to short Morgan Stanley?

[Anonymous No.56487540]

>>56487528
Anon, you may want to check the value of your holding...

[Anonymous No.56487541]

>>56486862
People here don't have longterm holdings (literally past a week).

[Anonymous No.56487545]

>>56487368
i was under the impress that you were an yuropoor, how does that work?

[Anonymous No.56487546]

>>56487534
Diversity is our strength. Apple will save the SNP500!

[Anonymous No.56487548]

>>56487515

[Anonymous No.56487549]

>>56487468
>KH in the background
Why. Why is this fandom so fucking cursed?

[Anonymous No.56487560]

>>56487468
iToddlers....

[Anonymous No.56487565]

>>56487534
Equities have been flooded with dumb money at this point. Smart money has fled to short term bonds, after that, gold.

[Anonymous No.56487566]

>>56487546
completely forgot about the nog gogs. did those ever actually make it to market?

[Anonymous No.56487567]

>>56487526
Ryzen 5600x3d
RX6650
16gb ram
Anymore personal questions detective?

[Anonymous No.56487568]

>>56487539
Fuck I have all my money in Etrade.

[Anonymous No.56487574]

>>56487451
it's healed

[Anonymous No.56487576]

>>56487368
>Expense Ratio 0.15%
just go to treasury direct

[Anonymous No.56487578]

>>56487546
a company that hasn't innovated in 10 years, except for changing the OS

[Anonymous No.56487585]

>>56487405
>cloudflare
Their service has been getting shittier lately.

[Anonymous No.56487589]

>>56487567
Nice, very nice. Yeah, just need you to open a couple ports on your router for me...

[Anonymous No.56487590]

[Anonymous No.56487592]

>>56487574
UVXY is unironically a long term hold at this point. Weather the dips and watch your digits go up.

[Anonymous No.56487593]

I was one of the anons originally repeatedly recommending people to use the treasury website and to not use their broker
However.. with the way things have unfolded, I can no longer recommend this in good conscience
If things can unfolding as they are, you want to have the ability to liquidate all your T-Bills if shit hits the fan
If you do it from the treasury directly, you risk being caught in the default

[Anonymous No.56487595]

>>56487565
>Smart money
>Gold
Go back to your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.56487599]

Ah wow most of my positions are down double digit percentages. Is the Market really doing that poorly??

[Anonymous No.56487598]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56487602]

>>56487593
literally just buy FLOT

[Anonymous No.56487603]

>>56487548
Someone will have to add the next chapter to this.

[Anonymous No.56487604]

>>56487578
Their innovation was putting the laptop in a metal case rather than a plastic one. All the windows computers are cheap ass plastic cases and break within a year.

[Anonymous No.56487608]

>>56487535
again that's suburbia, I'm thinking dense areas that can't really be unwound without a lot of eminent domain kind of jewery.

[Anonymous No.56487613]

Captain, it looks like we have entered sour hour waters...

[Anonymous No.56487614]

>>56487585
SIR THEY ARE THE FUTURE OF CYBERSECURITY

[Anonymous No.56487616]

>>56487585
It will continue to get shittier and it will continue to not matter.
I don't know how much of this is public but I happen to know things.

[Anonymous No.56487617]

>>56487593
b b but t-bills are the bedrock of the entire global economy. they can't be in trouble, can they?

[Anonymous No.56487618]

>>56486535
>>56486535
>>56486535
new
>>56486535
>>56486535
>>56486535
new

[Anonymous No.56487620]

not selling i dont care

[Anonymous No.56487630]

>>56487595
you got a better place to put it when the market along with the dollar crashes?

[Anonymous No.56487638]

>>56487578
They innovated by putting a USB C port on their iPhone.

[Anonymous No.56487642]

>>56487567
you need more ram and get a 4x nvme card

[Anonymous No.56487648]

>>56487638
thanks Europe!

[Anonymous No.56487682]

>>56487578
apple silicone is pretty intense. 3nm ARM chip

[Anonymous No.56487686]

>>56487642
>He fell for the 16GB of ram meme.

[Anonymous No.56487757]

someone bake a new bread

[Anonymous No.56487899]

>>56487757
this but not me

[Anonymous No.56488120]

>>56487682
all for nothing if it's exclusive to apple's homo gimp garden

[Anonymous No.56488135]

>>56488120
If they just published their shit or gave the smallest amount of support to Linux I'd buy a macbook today.

[Anonymous No.56488146]

>>56488135
but then you also have soldered ram, soldered storage, homosexual IO, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.56488200]

>>56488146
Oh right. Nevermind I'll just stick with my cheap chinkpad.