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What is /biz/ choosing?

>> No.56481741

>>56481704
I'm giving him $50,000 because he would do the same for me.

>> No.56481758
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56481758

I'm giving him 50k in snakecoin because he would do the same for me

>> No.56481760

>>56481704
The casino being owned by my friend is irrelevant. He opened a business dedicated to hosting games of chance and being on the winning side the majority of the time. I went in as a customer, and luck was on my side. I owe him nothing

>> No.56481765

>>56481704
The answer is 50% and it will NEVER reach 1.

>> No.56481771

>>56481704
Depends which friend

>> No.56481773

>>56481704
'A' since I wouldn't have won the $100k if he didn't give me the $50 to gamble with.

>> No.56481782
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>>56481765
this.
op is very gay and would give his friend 50k and BJ

>> No.56481784

>>56481760
You also owe your english teacher nothing because your reading comprehension is atrocious

>> No.56481787

I'm spending 100,000 at the casino with my friend

>> No.56481790

>>56481760
>The casino being owned by my friend is irrelevant.
what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.56481793

>>56481760
retard

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56481799

>>56481760
>The casino being owned by my friend is irrelevant
That pic doesn't say anything about who owns the casino. Fucking retard inserting his own imaginary words detected.

>> No.56481800

>>56481704
$5-10k seems like a fair range

>> No.56481802

>>56481793
>>56481790
>>56481784
>dumb niggers can't into jokes
>>56481760
I laughed anon. And I appreciate you

>> No.56481806

>>56481760
best post itt

>> No.56481813

>>56481704
10k

>> No.56481819

>>56481704
$50k is the nigger answer. $100k is the pre tax number. If you give them $50k you are giving them the majority of your earnings. The right answer here is $50.

>> No.56481835

>>56481800
>>56481813
cope bobo niggers YOU MISSED THE BOTTOM

>> No.56481842

>>56481704
E. Dinner with Jay Z

>> No.56481846

>>56481704
20k

>> No.56481854

On a log scale, $877.86 is the exact halfway point between $50 and $100,000. However, since I'm not a nigger the correct answer is $50,000.

>> No.56481859

because the loan was so small I think it would be unwise to give them 50k.

With that being said I'd say 15-20k. This is also if I had no money and that 50 dollars was my only access to funds and I otherwise wouldnt have been able to gamble. 20k seems fair.

I was at the casino the other day in fact. I was betting 2 dollars per number on roulette. I was down 200 dollars and was about to leave (on my last spin) a random guy says put 2 dollars on 20. I did and it hit and it got me back to playing and I ended up walking away 100 dollars up in the end. I would left if I didnt put anything on 20 on that spin

I gave him 2 dollars for that when it hit on the number he said

>> No.56481867

>>56481704
Tell him he can duel with rapiers for $50k if he is bold enough to ask me for half

>> No.56481873

>>56481704
Nothing, give doesn't mean loan.

>> No.56481874

>>56481704
I would give them 10k

>> No.56481904

>>56481704
this actually happned to me, in 2012 my girl cousin took me to a casino she gave me 5 dollars, i put it into a machine with a touch screen and animations and sounds u just pushed random things on the touch screen. i won 4,000 dollars.

I felt a warm heavy wave of tingles all over my body. a feeling i never felt before. it was intense . i imagine thats what winning the lottery feels like. it was intense, and i was completltey sober.

i cashed out and told her dinner is on me.

i gave her nothing, just a nice dinner at the casino

she never asked for any of it. but to this day she talks shit to all of my other family members about how i gave her nothing. and how mad she is about me. i dont talk to her anymore

that was my first and last time at a casino.

>> No.56481909

>>56481704
50k before the foreskin removal and 50 after.

>> No.56481914
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>>56481835
bulltards using conversation bots confirmed????

>> No.56481937

>>56481704
C maybe 5k

>> No.56481946

>>56481704
I wouldn't have accepted the $50

>> No.56481971
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56481971

>>56481704
Was it a game of skill like poker or chance like a roulette wheel?

This changes my answer.

Basically I give less if it was due to my own ability and more if only luck.

>> No.56482007

>>56481704
50k but i try to convince him to invest half along with my half fora business venture thats mostly just a tax dodge.

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>>56481971
>the toxoplasmosis victims aren't only plebbitards but they're also trannies
How utterly unexpected.

>> No.56482014

>>56481819
marry your bro and gift him the 50k

>> No.56482017

>>56481704
50,000, what kind of asshole wouldn't do the same

>> No.56482020

>>56481971
>>56482010
Even the same resolution.

>> No.56482067

>>56482010
I got that image on google

>> No.56482090

>>56481704
Does he know i won 100k? Were we gambling together the whole time?

>> No.56482093

>>56481704
depends which friend
but probably $49,999 just to be a dick

>> No.56482103

>>56482093
You're owed taxes on the 100k so in the end you're actually getting less than your friend.

>> No.56482153

>>56481704
Nothing, because I invited him over to the roulette table to watch me put 100k on red and lose

>> No.56482155

>>56481904
>she never asked for any of it. but to this day she talks shit to all of my other family members about how i gave her nothing. and how mad she is about me. i dont talk to her anymore

I would too if I brought my awkward sperg cousin to a casino, gave him money to put a bet on and you think buying them some gammy meat from the back kitchen for them means youre square.

She probably spites your lack of social skills more than anything since you think its fine to do someone dirty like that. If my tard cousin did that I'd go off him too

>> No.56482176

75k for his generosity

>> No.56482203

>>56481904
realistically 500-1000 would have been a good payment. 500 on the lower end but its still a nice windfall nonetheless. Giving them nothing is a fuck you

If you bought your casino a lottery ticket and they won 5 grand would you expect anything? I would. Not most of it and not even half but like 20 percent

>> No.56482209

>>56482203
>If you bought your casino a lottery ticket
Lol I meant cousin, not casino.

>> No.56482212
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56482212

E) ask for another $50 for a cab ride home

>> No.56482327

>>56481704
$50,000

I have a $50,000 win I got from $50.
He has a $50,000 win from his $50

If I give $1000, he'll always expect more.

If I give $50, he'll always be angry and hold resentment against me.

If I give nothing he might try to kill me.

It's not a question of Ethics or Karma, it's a question of Greed.

Are you that greedy that if you win $100,000 from $50 given to you by a friend with the hopes you gamble with it, you will consider it completely yours just because you gambled it?

In my personal belief, it's not your money completely. It was expected you gamble and win with your friend, and your friend gave that money in hopes either you or him win big. You won big so share the wealth with someone who believed in your luck.

>> No.56482346

>>56481819
>mutts have to pay taxes on gambling
Lol lmao

>> No.56482354

>>56481704
$100

>> No.56482363
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56482363

>win $100k
>give friend $50k
>owe $50k in taxes on $100k win
>friend owes $25k in taxes on $50k gift

>> No.56482371

>>56481704
I give them back $50 and don’t tell them how much money I made. Easy.

>> No.56482377

If I left the casino $50k up I likely gave him the same amount in chips over the course of the night. If you played blackjack or craps from $50, you were on a fucking heater of a night. If the 50k came from a slot I'd also give them half after walking the fuck out of the casino.

>> No.56482378

We going on vacation and splurging, not giving him any money but paying for him to eat like a baller and live it up for a while

>> No.56482381

>>56481704
The monkey brain answer is 50.000$
the answer why is that it sounds fair. you give half so your personal winnings are safe from challenge by others.

in reality you get 50 to play, at that point you owe nothing. there is no expected ROI by your friend.

So the answer says something about character
A. you are not confident and avoid conflict in life by a mile
B. you try to be rational and fair and avoid conflict
C. you think that gratitude in a friendship can increase your status
D. you are a realist and are not afraid to defend your claim

>> No.56482383

>>56481704
50k, no question.
real friends deserve it and fake friends would expose themselves with it

>> No.56482387

>>56481704

you tell them you doubled the money then give them their 50 dollar back. Never tell them about the 100k

>> No.56482450

>>56481704
I don't have any friends and I don't plan on having any.
D.

>> No.56482455

>>56481704
$50

he gave money that he expected to lose. everyone wins.

>> No.56482460

>>56482455
but i would also never be in that position because I wouldnt accept $50 from someone to gamble in a casino lol.

I have $50 because im not a poor. also I wouldnt gamble it.

>> No.56482478

>>56482387
Exactly, all you’re going to do is cause problems if you tell them you 2000x’ed their money. It’s just like how you shouldn’t tell people about your crypto gains.

>> No.56482483

>>56481859
Why are you proudly announcing that you're poor as shit?

>> No.56482684

>>56481704
is this a test thread to see how many herbrews are posting on the board right now?

the implication is that you didn't have anything to gamble with and this person is your friend, a friend who would take you to the casino to have a good time- nothing about you or him (as in your relationship- for example you are a broke deadbeat anon who owes him/others money or he is a shitty person and doesn't deserve any of your winnings you gained with his money, etc) can be assumed besides what is stated so the obvious answer to a genuinely normal and moral person would be
>A

verification not required

>> No.56482713

>>56481704
continue gambling, 100k is nothing these days

>> No.56482714

>>56481835
Fucking kek

>> No.56482726

>>56481802
Is this some kind of autism joke

>> No.56482815

>>56482363
Where in the fuck are you being taxed at 50% for anything?

>> No.56482818

>>56482377
It's 100k retard

>> No.56482870

>>56482818
>$25k taxes
>$12.5k tip for casino
>$50k gift for your bf
>$12.5k bf taxes
>$2.5k lawyers fees
>$5k resort fee
>$1.25k licensing
>$2k penis inspection surcharge

>> No.56482901

>>56481760
Based assoomer

>> No.56483039

>>56481704
50k or even 1k is too much and will disturb the power balance between us.
50 dollars is too little.
I'd give him nothing and treat him to a very expensive dinner

>> No.56483052

>>56481704
nothing, because he knows I wouldn't ask for a cent if roles were reversed
but I'm not a poorfag so this answer may not be practical in most cases

>> No.56483068

>>56481704
He's getting 20k
50k is too much, 1k is too little. Let's not forget about tax.

>> No.56483071

>>56481704
B.
If the roles were reversed and I loaned a fren $50 to have fun I'd want him to enjoy it like it's his own money. Which means no string attached when it comes to repayment.

>> No.56483149

>>56482870
Ahh it's so clear now. Penis inspection was the only variable I had left out.

>> No.56483172

>>56481704
C. 1000

>> No.56483192

>>56481760
my fucking sides this reply holy fuck the autism

>> No.56483194

A

I would probably give my bro 50k even if he didn't lend me the 50

>> No.56483218

>>56483194
i think in reality i would do the same and give him half the aftertaxed money

>> No.56483236

>>56483218
at least that's what i would have done when i was a teenager or in my early twenties with strong bros connections. now that i'm older it's not that clear... you dont live for your friends like you used to anymore when frenship and no responsability was all you had.

>> No.56483237

>>56481704
Does he know how much I won? if he doesn't know, he doesn't need to.

>> No.56483844

>>56481704
$5k. They just got a 10x if they're salty about it they're not my friend and they can suck my dick.

>> No.56483895
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56483895

>go into casino
>give everyone 50 dollars
>wait for people to win
>collect your fair share of 50% of their winnings
>repeat

>> No.56483933

>>56483895
Isn't this comparable to winning the lottery and spending all the winnings on more lottery tickets? Seems like a losing game.

>> No.56483938

>>56481704
A. 50k on the spot
He helped me get here. He should be rewarded as well

>> No.56483940

>>56483895
>go to casino
>gamble
woah

>> No.56483967

$50K. They cared for me when I was down. They receive the reward on my way back up. Those are the rules. Anyone who gave the friend less is a Jew who deserves neither the winnings or a friend.