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[Anonymous No.56478394]

>You've been climbing the mountain for what seems like months.
>Your team died on the climb, even though they knew the risk coming up it still twists your stomach to have to tell their families about their last agonising moments.
>You have no oxygen left, your next steps could be your last.
>You reach a clearing at the top, somehow the sun is shining brightly and you feel warmth on your skin for the first time in a long time.
>Ahead of you a skinny, completely white, hunched over figure with a beak approaches.
>His intentions are unclear.
>It raises one of its titanic hands and makes a gesture that seems to be an offer, you notice in what appears to be its fingers a poppy flower.
>You somehow feel the color green
>Will you take it?

[Anonymous No.56478424]

>>56478394
>poppy flower
the story was peak until this part, what the fuck does this mean

[Anonymous No.56478431]

TAKE FLOWER

[Anonymous No.56478442]

>>56478394
>Take the flower
If the stupidly high bird tells you to inhale crystal you inhale crystal

[Anonymous No.56478447]

>>56478394
>climbs a stupidly high mountain
>complains when people die on the death mountain
the bird misjudged you, you are unworthy

[Anonymous No.56478451]

>>56478424
>poppy flower

[Anonymous No.56478462]

>>56478431
There's no "flower" around.

[Anonymous No.56478467]

>>56478431
>The bird nods, it's piercing black eyes look through you
>It looks expectant, like it wants you to do something with the poppy flower
>You take out your gloves and feel the warmth in your freezing fingers
>The poppy flower in your hand. What will you do?

[Anonymous No.56478472]

>>56478467
USE FLOWER

[Anonymous No.56478478]

>>56478467
EAT THE FLOWER

[Anonymous No.56478479]

/Biz/ - Business and Choose your own adventure stories

[Anonymous No.56478492]

>>56478424
nigger doesn't know where heroin comes from

[Anonymous No.56478497]

>>56478472
>You slowly eat the flower, the bird seems pleased
>As you chew on it, you feel a sort of sugary taste, mixed with the grass-like texture.
>You bite one of the seeds, a spicy and sour taste fills your buds
>Your mind gets dizzy but you push trough it.
>The bird gesture to follow along
>Will you follow it?

[Anonymous No.56478505]

>>56478497
FOLLOW BIRD

[Anonymous No.56478522]

INSERT PENIS IN BIRD

[Anonymous No.56478529]

>>56478497
GO NORTH

[Anonymous No.56478538]

>>56478505
>You walk alongside the bird
>It notices you are cold and covers you with its feathers
>Somehow you don't feel the piercing cold anymore
>You reach a cave
>The bird takes a few steps and dissapears into the dark
>a fire erupts and lights the cave
>Two paths stretch alongside you
>The left one, looks tall and mighty but you manage to distinguish vines and thorns growing from it
>The right one looks surprisingly normal and you hear the sound of running water coming from it
>Where do you go next?

[Anonymous No.56478556]

>>56478538
>angelfire cavestory.jpg
not interested, ai is gay as shit and no one is creative anymore. it is literally one of the four horsemen hollowing out humans in preparation for the end times

[Anonymous No.56478565]

>>56478538
GO LEFT

[Anonymous No.56478592]

>>56478556
>someone doesn't know how to have fun
>>56478565
>You decide to follow the path covered with vines and thorns.
>Although you go carefully you cut yourself and your skin is split open on several sides by the sharp thorns.
>Finally you find the bird, an altar in front of it and two objects on each one.
>On the altar to the right a dagger and a glass container.
On the left altar a pincer and a metal box >At the left altar a pincer and a metal box
>The bird opens its wings, you notice how imposing it is.
>It points the altars, as if waiting for you to pick one of them

[Anonymous No.56478593]

>>56478592
uhhhh take the pincer

[Anonymous No.56478605]

>>56478592
Take the right one because the left is evil always

[Anonymous No.56478632]

>>56478592
TAKE THE PINCER

[Anonymous No.56478635]

>>56478593
>>56478632
>You take the clamp and the metal box.
>You approach the bird and remove several of its feathers.
>You put them in the metal box.
>It looks disappointed
>The bird points you to another side of the cave and nudges you to go.
>You start to walk, the bird stays where it is.
>After a short walk, somehow, you arrive at the camp where you started your ascent up the mountain.
>You feel as if no time has passed at all.
>The metal box feels heavier
>When you open it, you find the feathers, they are still there, although they look like normal bird feathers.
>You return to your camp, confused.

Whomp whomp

[Anonymous No.56478666]

>>56478467
I eat it

[Anonymous No.56478710]

>>56478451
based xenochad

[Anonymous No.56478753]

>>56478467
STICK IT UP MY ANUS THEN FUCK THE BIRB IN THE ASS

[Anonymous No.56479225]

>>56478538
>the bird doesn't take you to it's cave to fuck you in the ass after eating a light aphrodisiac.
What a shitty story.