/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56475668]

"I can't afford Mercedes-Benz's cars, but I can afford their shares" Edition

>Brokers
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>Educational sites:
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>Options:
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>Free charts:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Calendars
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

Previous thread: >>56474558

[Anonymous No.56475675]

SOXL bros, UPRO bros, there's still time to mend your ways

[Anonymous No.56475676]

Andrew Ross is a douchebag

[Anonymous No.56475681]

Surely the bottom must be in now, anon thought.

It was not.

[Anonymous No.56475683]

>Japan's currency traded near its strongest since October 2013 after weaker-than-expected U.S. housing data raised speculation about further yield curve control by the Federal Reserve
How many years until we get this headline?

[Anonymous No.56475693]

I am making bacon, eggs, and toast.

[Anonymous No.56475704]

>>56475683
Unironically within the next 6 months. Japan is about to end negative interest rates and increase inflation targets. This kills the Japan-dumping-US-bonds bear thesis.

[Anonymous No.56475706]

hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.56475705]

respect the pump

[Anonymous No.56475710]

>>56475693
I just ate rice, beans, and corn with hemp seed powder with olive oil.

[Anonymous No.56475713]

>>56475704
It also kills Japan. There's no way that will happen.

[Anonymous No.56475715]

>>56475710
This nigga eatin beans.

[Anonymous No.56475722]

>>56475713
i thought that committing sudoku was honorabru

[Anonymous No.56475729]

I am angry that meta dropped after those earnings

[Anonymous No.56475738]

>>56475729
Stop gambling on arbitrary tech troon shit, retard. Stick to safe plays like NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56475743]

>>56475729
It's really fucking over my spread, but hey. She had to talk about Israel :)

[Anonymous No.56475746]

>>56475713
Why would "raising rates" to like 0.1% "kill Japan"? Genuinely curious. They also are talking about raising inflation targets to 3%

[Anonymous No.56475762]

>>56475746
Their economy has no asset demand, it's entirely propped up by nearly free credit.

[Anonymous No.56475769]

>>56475693
I am trying to reduce/stop eating shitty snacks

[Anonymous No.56475774]

>>56475746
Dude, look at their currency, and they're heavily reliant on oil/gas imports. They can't afford shit, you think inflation in the USA is bad right now, they've seen shit go up 50% the last three years. Sony is increasing the price of the PS5 just to offset their currency exposure.

[Anonymous No.56475777]

>>56475746
I think it has to do with debt, they have more debt than anyone so they can't really manage higher rates.

[Anonymous No.56475780]

Can we pump bigly now?

[Anonymous No.56475786]

Nigger you don't understand You haven't even touched the Bogdahighs.
You need to at least get a 50% correction from there to 240
and because both twins died another 50% correction from there to 120
Its simple math, how do you not get this

[Anonymous No.56475787]

>>56475746
traders borrow money in yen at extremely low interest, use that money to buy bonds and stocks that yield a higher interest, pay back the debt owed for borrowing the yen and pocket the difference (aka "carry trade")
If Japan raises rates carry trade unwinds = global investing liquidity sharply falls

[Anonymous No.56475796]

>>56475780
Not until November/December unless Japan does something big.

[Anonymous No.56475803]

>>56475796
november is in one week i can't afford to be that patient

[Anonymous No.56475805]

Maybe they were right thousands of years ago when they would stone people to death for committing ursury

[Anonymous No.56475808]

>>56475803
>november is in one week
Holy shit you're right.

[Anonymous No.56475820]

>>56475638
>if you invest in an apple company at $10 and it goes up $2 you made 20%
>if you invest in an apple company at $20 and it goes up $2 you made 10%
>b-but it went up the same! it did not and you are a fucking retard to think so.
This is why logscale is important

[Anonymous No.56475821]

PepsiCo is an excellent company with a robust portfolio of products. I buy PepsiCo stick 2 times a month and I will never sell it

[Anonymous No.56475823]

>>56475780
Yes, if you're in NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56475825]

Not even kikes can bring down this young gun

[Anonymous No.56475828]

10y yield with the third
>le pivot be commeth
bonce off of 5% while economic data reassures
>so much higher
>for so much longer
lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.56475832]

mommy please make the stocks go up again...

[Anonymous No.56475833]

>>56475820
>Not calculating logarithms in your head with differentials.

[Anonymous No.56475835]

>>56475710
id rather spend money on meat than eat peasant food.

[Anonymous No.56475840]

>>56475821
I buy PEP leaps calls on Monday morning every time the weekly chart dips under the 500 day moving average. Has literally never failed. Just bought some more recently and will triple my money on these just like all the others

[Anonymous No.56475842]

>soxl red again
The market is healing.

[Anonymous No.56475845]

>>56475787
My intuition is that this kind of trading makes up a very small portion of global economics

>>56475777
>>56475774
So what's stopping them from printing more yen to buy their own debt with?

>>56475828
>5% rates are high
lmfao get the fuck out of /smg/

[Anonymous No.56475848]

The economy IS collapsing
The WEIMAR CATACLYSM _IS_ coming
They fucked us all in 2008-2009
They sealed our fate in 2020
You only had to listen. Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.56475852]

>>56475842
only when soxl has reverse split will the market truly be cancer free

[Anonymous No.56475853]

>>56475845
>5% rates are high
no such thing was stated in my post, you fucking mong

[Anonymous No.56475855]

>>56475787
>>If Japan raises rates carry trade unwinds = global investing liquidity sharply falls
until the bureaucrats at FED kick in to help their fellow bankers

[Anonymous No.56475856]

>>56475821
i HATE sabra

[Anonymous No.56475858]

>>56475842
Anybody who doesn't think big tech isn't going to sharply correct is in delusional mumu land. No way SPY continues to just run away form RSP. The cope was maybe the rest of the market would catch up without tech falling but naw dog that ain't how it's gonna play out

[Anonymous No.56475861]

>>56475848
shut the fuck up.
the economy is doing fine.

[Anonymous No.56475862]

>>56475845
>So what's stopping them from printing more yen to buy their own debt with?
You know, I think I read about that in a history book somewhere.

[Anonymous No.56475865]

>>56475832
sorry anon, mommy left with the milkman...

[Anonymous No.56475866]

>>56475845
>My intuition is that this kind of trading makes up a very small portion of global economics
you would be wrong

[Anonymous No.56475867]

>>56475821
I can't wait to tell gay hippies their precious kevita is made by pepsi.

[Anonymous No.56475868]

>>56475858
Yeah except tech is down because....they keep beating earnings??? It's just bearish speculation my guy, it's literally fake red

[Anonymous No.56475873]

>>56475861
>t. biden

[Anonymous No.56475874]

>>56475862
>You know, I think I read about that in a history book somewhere.
tell us more.

[Anonymous No.56475879]

ooooooooohh
>ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.56475882]

>>56475868
p/e too high, needs to go lower.

[Anonymous No.56475885]

>>56475868
>Things just chugging along makes sense when the stock is 8x overpriced
Dude.

[Anonymous No.56475891]

on green days i brag about making money, on red days i brag about having cash to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.56475892]

>>56475821
>doritos
>cheetos
>fritos
>tostitos

Laughed so hard reading this

[Anonymous No.56475896]

>>56475882
Why?

>>56475885
>overpriced
Compared to what?

[Anonymous No.56475897]

I remember a time (this morning at 9:30) when bulls were getting all confident.
>BUY WHEN THEIR'S BLOOD
lel.

[Anonymous No.56475900]

[Anonymous No.56475904]

all the bulls are coping so hard today lmao

[Anonymous No.56475906]

>>56475873
point out a single metric that indicates the economy is faltering by posting the link to the FRED dataset & chart.
protip: you can't.
>inb4 auto loan delinquencies on a 5 minute chart
zoom out motherfucker.
also trump lost and biden is a fucking disaster.

[Anonymous No.56475908]

who else is buying 4100?

[Anonymous No.56475909]

>>56475896
>Compared to what?
Everything else.

[Anonymous No.56475910]

>>56475868
The problem with stock "news" is it's a double unknown. You don't know what the news is gonna be and you don't know how the market is gonna react either way. The best way to incorporate news into your process is just anticipate that *something* will happen. You don't know what that something will be but assume whatever it is it will fuck over the largest number of people. Earnings could have been shit and the stocks shot way up. The post hoc explanation by crammer would be "bad news is good news" muh pivot narrative. It just doesn't matter the market is gonna do the unexpected so your best bet is to ignore the contents of the news and just focus on the magnitude of impact. Earnings season was gonna kick something off and it just happened to be the drop in tech stocks and rally in everything else

[Anonymous No.56475911]

>>56475861
>lie about CPI
>heh, GDP went up six gorillion percent, goyim!

[Anonymous No.56475917]

I keep drawing lines but the red just cuts through them, fascinating

[Anonymous No.56475919]

>>56475891
>unwarranted smugness
4 fig portfolio unless you post your TLT bags & average price.

[Anonymous No.56475920]

>>56475821
>I will never sell it
How will you ever make money then?

[Anonymous No.56475921]

>>56475908
Just you.

[Anonymous No.56475923]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.56475924]

>>56475896
$100 for one dollar of earnings? I will break even 60 years after I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.56475927]

>>56475923
>at least I tried

[Anonymous No.56475929]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56475931]

You should have listened.

[Anonymous No.56475932]

>>56475911
they have always lied about CPI.
we've had massive inflation since the early 2000s which CPI never accounted for.
and GDP unironically went up six gorillion with all this deficit spending. and it will continue to do so.
what's your argument?

[Anonymous No.56475935]

>>56475821
KO > PEP
Let's see Q4 and Q1 of next year how they both recover, there was an anon shititng on me for going with KO a few months ago when PEP was at 195

[Anonymous No.56475936]

Everything's going to shit. It's over. Sell everything.

[Anonymous No.56475939]

>>56475923
>has garbage timing to the point of being useless

[Anonymous No.56475942]

>>56475932
This time the amount that they're lying has grown to double digits. The economy shrank last quarter, but they just lied even harder about inflation to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.56475943]

>>56475840
how much u made so far

[Anonymous No.56475946]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56475947]

>>56475939
a problem that seems to plague most bears

[Anonymous No.56475948]

>>56475693
just had a partial english here
(baked beans, fried egg, toast)

[Anonymous No.56475949]

>>56475936
Hamas and Russia are shorting the us economy, it's overium

[Anonymous No.56475950]

>>56475942
>The economy shrank last quarter
show us the data

[Anonymous No.56475955]

>>56475939
His bond short timing was pretty good, he just didn't stay in it long enough.

[Anonymous No.56475956]

>>56475949
The west lost.

[Anonymous No.56475957]

>>56475920
Dividends

[Anonymous No.56475958]

rip your face off rally in the next day or two

[Anonymous No.56475962]

>>56475821
Does Pepsi offer any drinks with natural cane sugar like some Coca Cola bottles do? I know it's all goy slop, but I always respect spots that serve non-HFCS drinks.

[Anonymous No.56475963]

>>56475948
This nigga also eatin beans. I do like those tomatoes and mushrooms ingerlish brekkies have though.

[Anonymous No.56475964]

>>56475942
The consistent spread in TIPS implies CPI is probably a few percent off at most.

[Anonymous No.56475965]

>>56475746
Japan's economy is fundamentally weak because their population is too old. Old people don't work and need lots of healthcare etc. They're currently surviving on deficit spending which is why their national debt is 260% of their GDP (for comparison, US national debt is around 120% of GDP).

The last thing they want is higher interest rates. Both because of their government debt and because anything that slows down their economy could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

[Anonymous No.56475966]

>>56475921
short squeeze confirmed
next week fed pause, rallye to end of year, new all time highs S&P 4800

[Anonymous No.56475967]

>>56475947
That is where the saying comes from. You are supposed to change your portfolio allocation, and be more cash-heavy until the crisis is over, and buy the bottom. People want to get max profit and short prematurely, and lose their shirt.

>Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.56475969]

>>56475935
I prefer drinking coke but investing in PEP. Lays potato chips are just too OP

[Anonymous No.56475974]

>all because she talked about israel

[Anonymous No.56475975]

>>56475950
I can't, because the Biden is directing the Bureau of Labor Statistics to falsify inflation data. That's the point. All I can say is that the official CPI numbers are not tracking my personal expenditures whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.56475976]

>>56475963
yeah i was gonna fry up some tomato but the half one i was saving in the fridge had turned

[Anonymous No.56475977]

>>56475835
Shut the fuck up retard.
Rice and beans are fantastic, I eat it three times a week.
Good macros too.

[Anonymous No.56475979]

>>56475962
>4 Oreos are healthier than a single apple
Gonna hang this chart on the wall to remind me

[Anonymous No.56475984]

BUDDY LOOK AT UVXY COMPUTERS

[Anonymous No.56475986]

>>56475958
>>56475966
Keep coping, baggies. This dump will wash out you shoeshine boys once and for all.

[Anonymous No.56475990]

>>56475962
well you can get Mexican Pepsi just like Mexican coke
also I think domestic Pepsi offers a natural option in small glass bottles, I've seen it at some froufry grocery stores

[Anonymous No.56475991]

>>56475974
>options expiring soon
:^)
seriously tho, stop with the options and your account will recover over, probably, a very long time. That's a lot of red to heal away.

[Anonymous No.56475994]

>>56475975
>All I can say is that the official CPI numbers are not tracking my personal expenditures whatsoever.
fair point

[Anonymous No.56475997]

>>56475986
SHE TALKED ABOUT ISRAEL! RECORD FUCKING EARNINGS! I WAS FUOCKING RIGHT ABOUT THE FUNDEMENTALS AND CORRECT WITH THENEXPRITATION DATE! WHY THE FUCK DOES ISRAEL AFFECT FACEBOOK SO HARD? IS ALL THAT AD REVENUE COMING FORM HAMAS THIS ENTIRE TIME?

[Anonymous No.56475998]

[Anonymous No.56475999]

>>56475984
VIX is just inverting SPX as usual, unlike on Monday

[Anonymous No.56476000]

>>56475936
This. All because of Hamas and Israel. WHO could have seen it coming.

[Anonymous No.56476001]

Let me tell you, I choose a fantastic week to throw some pocket change into the sqqq

[Anonymous No.56476003]

>>56475950
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

Go look at all the revised data.

[Anonymous No.56476005]

Who shidded?

[Anonymous No.56476006]

>>56475991
It’s my fun account. Real account is in fidelity. I am also down on that. U that’s because government needs to pass safer banking act.

[Anonymous No.56476008]

>>56475997
>WHY THE FUCK DOES ISRAEL AFFECT FACEBOOK SO HARD?
You should look up with wikipedia page of zuckerberg and have a look in the "early life" section.

[Anonymous No.56476010]

>>56475979
You do need some minimal amount of sugar. Your brain runs on it.
Have you ever tried the "keto" diet? Where you eat zero sugar? Your brain pretty much shuts off, it's awful.

[Anonymous No.56476011]

>>56475979
>Gives you heart disease with all of its palm oil
The cookie was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.56476013]

>>56476006
Well thank goodness. I was deeply concerned for your general well being, because your port value before the option catastrophe meant you had a lot more problems than options going against you.

[Anonymous No.56476015]

>>56476008
AMZN better save the market and sky rocket the shit outta these doomers posting about a population less than a county taking up the state of New Jersey.

[Anonymous No.56476018]

SOXS chads, when we cashing out?

[Anonymous No.56476020]

>>56475998
SOXX still not below VWAP on the 1yr. Still not something to brag about. If there was legitimately negative information coming out about the sector I would sell, but there's literally nothing. Zero. Just a bunch of bearish retail speculators doing the same fucking shit they've been doing for 90 days.

[Anonymous No.56476022]

>>56476015

[Anonymous No.56476023]

>>56475962
fruit doesn't have processed sugar or corn syrup. Neither does natural fruit juices.
pic rel is peak performance.

[Anonymous No.56476024]

>>56475962
i have yet to see proof that going from hfcs to dextrose makes any real difference. liquids with a bunch of sugar in them are just bad for you in general. its why whether you drink a bunch of soda, or a bunch of apple juice, you still get diabetes, but can eat a fuckton of apples and be fine.

[Anonymous No.56476025]

>>56476010
>Your brain pretty much shuts off, it's awful.
Anon, this actually sounds really nice

[Anonymous No.56476028]

I-I-IS-IS THAT ALL U GOT BOBO? BEARLY MOVING THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.56476031]

>>56476018
Today. AMZN will not beat and it’ll slingshot everything. Green Friday before blood bath Monday. I’m still holdi g my contracts till expy

[Anonymous No.56476033]

>>56475984
thanks just bought some SVIX

[Anonymous No.56476034]

>>56476023
what is that, "water" for faggots?

[Anonymous No.56476038]

>>56476020
Serious question, have you backtested a strategy representative of how you think SOXL reacts to VWAP and is it more profitable with lower drawdowns than the 200 day rotation strategy? If so I'll gladly take a look at it

[Anonymous No.56476039]

Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.56476041]

>>56476023
>CO2 etches your teeth away
>>56476025
I'll tell you right now it's not nice when you're trying to get through your Linear Algebra homework.

[Anonymous No.56476042]

rolled my nov 10th puts into january 19th on monday.
become a rock in the storm anons.

[Anonymous No.56476044]

Market is now flat since March 2021.
Two and a half years

[Anonymous No.56476046]

>bought 1 more SPY cause I had a little left over
>drops
Heh... all according to plan

[Anonymous No.56476051]

>>56476042
No. I’ll be the storm

[Anonymous No.56476058]

>>56476044
>AI bubble bursting will bring us to dot-com lows

[Anonymous No.56476061]

>>56475892
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

[Anonymous No.56476062]

>>56476034
italians** ftfy

[Anonymous No.56476074]

The bottom is in (for the day). Buyvcalls now and dump em later

[Anonymous No.56476081]

>>56476074
kek baggie.

[Anonymous No.56476082]

>>56476074
You wish, shill.

[Anonymous No.56476083]

>>56476062
I don't believe you, italians acquire their water from the finest of wines, not "hipster trend in a can"

[Anonymous No.56476086]

>>56476062
Also gen x American "neo elites."

[Anonymous No.56476088]

>>56476024
Technically, you'd be fine eating a single serving of one of those things a day, but the packaged shit is designed to be as addicting as possible. Gorging on fruit isn't as bad as binging an entire package of cookies and candy in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.56476089]

>>56476051
>do not be the rolling wheels, be the highway
>do not be the crashing lightning, be the sky
I believe in you anon

[Anonymous No.56476091]

bottom?

[Anonymous No.56476103]

>>56476091
it's in

[Anonymous No.56476106]

Comfy today

[Anonymous No.56476108]

bears are so useless lmao

[Anonymous No.56476109]

>>56476074
nah, I think I'll just dump a few thousands more in money markets

[Anonymous No.56476111]

>>56476103
>Onlyfans
>Stretchmarks
Lol.

[Anonymous No.56476113]

Market be twerkin today

[Anonymous No.56476115]

>>56476091
>>56476103

[Anonymous No.56476118]

>>56476083
you never met an italian then anon,
San Pellegrino is a staple in any real italians home.

[Anonymous No.56476123]

>>56476091
>>56476108
This is eventually going to dump to sub-2k, no matter how much the glownigger shills try to stop it.

[Anonymous No.56476125]

Leans Hogs look pretty cheap right now

[Anonymous No.56476126]

>>56476088
>literally 2/3 palm oil and sugar
fucking hell people eat this stuff?

[Anonymous No.56476128]

>>56476113
I have hated this webm with the fury of a thousand hells since the first time I saw it

[Anonymous No.56476131]

>>56476091
ASS. BUNDA. BIG JIGGLY BADONKADONK. AWWWOOOOOOOOO WRBLWRBLWRBLWRBLWRBL

[Anonymous No.56476138]

>spot

[Anonymous No.56476143]

I'll be honest here, I'm not feeling good these days.

[Anonymous No.56476144]

If you liked NVDA at $470...

...you're gonna love it at $300 hahahahahaha get fucked

[Anonymous No.56476148]

>>56476125

[Anonymous No.56476157]

>Coomers
>Schizos
>Gambloooors
Get it together, guys.

[Anonymous No.56476159]

[Anonymous No.56476167]

>>56476126
everytime I eat nutella I immediately regret it afterwards

[Anonymous No.56476169]

>>56476157
we like to have fun around here

[Anonymous No.56476173]

NVDA NIGGERS
we're right there at the Head and Shoulders
will it be Holders or Folders

[Anonymous No.56476174]

>>56476159
hahaha

[Anonymous No.56476179]

Dompeet. Dompeet again.

[Anonymous No.56476180]

>>56476173
that gap looks mighty eager for a fill!

[Anonymous No.56476181]

>>56476082
Nope, it's the reverse Gamma Swirl Cornelius effect that's about to kick in. Ye of little faith. Empty those full pockets bobo

[Anonymous No.56476182]

>>56476088
Animal fat gang.

[Anonymous No.56476185]

I am losing literally everything

[Anonymous No.56476187]

We warned you.
You didn't listen.
It is only beginning.

[Anonymous No.56476190]

>>56476144
I fucking wish...

[Anonymous No.56476192]

>>56476181
See you at $0, retard.

[Anonymous No.56476191]

>>56476185
You've still got us, anon.

[Anonymous No.56476197]

>>56476191
Everyone here already hates me

[Anonymous No.56476199]

>>56476126
Butter is now being painted as bad (despite centuries of consumption), olive oil has an average smoke point, and avocado oil is too expensive (on account of it being an overall good pick).
Big Food would rather chop down entire forests for palm oil or buy entire basedbean farms just to save a few bucks.

[Anonymous No.56476200]

>>56476181
>reverse Gamma Swirl Cornelius

[Anonymous No.56476201]

But when others are fearful

[Anonymous No.56476203]

>>56476201
You had ONE job.

[Anonymous No.56476208]

>>56476113
saved for the >futures

[Anonymous No.56476209]

>>56476182
eat foods that aren't processed simple as. make your own pasta and bread at home with unbleached organic flour if you need to. but vegetables, meat, dairy, eggs, and legumes are chad tier.

[Anonymous No.56476211]

>>56476200
Based e enjoyer (e^2njoyer?).

[Anonymous No.56476214]

So, all hopes relies on fucking smartphones sales again?

[Anonymous No.56476215]

This may be the bottom everyone... my funds are settling and i cant buy the dip.

Go on without me...

[Anonymous No.56476216]

>>56474408
SOXL shill if you're lurking I hope you're proud of me!

[Anonymous No.56476218]

>"It’s a COCKSUCKER, but you gotta do it,” Munger said. “I don’t care what you have to do. Suck penis. If it means sucking off everyone you can and not eating anything except for cum with the occasional stray pube, find a way to get your hands on $100,000. After that, you can ease off the dicksucking a little bit.”
Why is this advice so parroted? Especially if you're dumping it into indices, looking at $100K's performance in the market is just unimpressive. Sure, it'll get you somewhere if you make big, successful, high-reward plays. If you're just buy-and-holding the indices, etfs blue chips... well, you can wait a few decades and boy it'll be worth something. Big whoop. I'll be old and have burnt my life wage-cucking by then, in what world is it okay to let off the gas? I need more principal if I ever want to get anywhere in any reasonable time. I don't get why $100,000 is sold as the magic benchmark number.

[Anonymous No.56476221]

>>56476215
if you love the dip now just wait until you see the dip six months from now!

[Anonymous No.56476222]

OKAY ITS THE BOTTOM FOR REAL THIS TIME HAHAHAAA IM NOT OVERLEVERAGED

[Anonymous No.56476223]

>>56476211
Being unemployed sucks but knowing I'm not the only unemployed programmer gambling away their IRA here is nice.

[Anonymous No.56476227]

>>56476123
Quick and dramatic crash is too easy and won't happen. We will probably slow bleed all the way down to 3000 over the next couple years

[Anonymous No.56476230]

>>56476218
Forget my image.

[Anonymous No.56476231]

>>56476222
hasnt even started.

[Anonymous No.56476232]

>>56476203
Fuck youuuu

[Anonymous No.56476233]

>>56476191
>Bullies who pretend to be your friend just so they can have someone to put down

[Anonymous No.56476234]

>>56476209
I'm often too lazy to make pasta or bread, but I hear you on that. Like the alfredo and pesto sauce at the grocery store is all basedbean oil. Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.56476237]

>>56476230
>4000x2667
Is that your wallpaper bro?

[Anonymous No.56476239]

"Strong" inflation-boosted GDP means no rate cuts and certainly no QE. Live by the lie, die by the lie. :^)

[Anonymous No.56476241]

>great GDP
>consumer still going strong
>earnings beats
>doomers euphoric because markets are down a little
you aren't still shorting right anon? you're not dumb enough to think a collapse can ACTUALLY happen, are you?

[Anonymous No.56476243]

Kill jews

[Anonymous No.56476244]

>>56476230
What being molested by a window as a kid does to a MFer

[Anonymous No.56476245]

>>56476233
Tough love, son, tough love.

[Anonymous No.56476246]

>>56476216
Not him, but I'm proud of you anon. Make sure to park cash in something that takes advantage of the high yields!

[Anonymous No.56476247]

>>56476199
>butter for proteins
>coconut for medium heat
>avocado for high heat
simple as.

[Anonymous No.56476254]

Reminder that SPY closes the year right around 300.

I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.56476255]

>>56476241

[Anonymous No.56476256]

>>56476241
Don't forget to post portfolio gore later.

[Anonymous No.56476257]

>>56476241
not a collapse, just a correction. ill turn bullish at 3900

[Anonymous No.56476260]

>>56476246
Thanks bro I'm all in BIL until this all plays out. With yields higher the strategy should do even better

[Anonymous No.56476261]

>>56476247
Coconut oil is for rubbing on sluts.

[Anonymous No.56476263]

>>56476239
it's real gdp. It's also old news, everybody expected the gdp beat.

[Anonymous No.56476265]

>>56476215
The Triple Parabolic Williams% Vortex Keltner Distribution Channel Aroon/Moon Phase Oscillator is off the fucking charts.

TLDR: Buy calls now!

[Anonymous No.56476266]

>>56476254
Oh fuck, it was actually right.

[Anonymous No.56476268]

is anyone trading anything today?

[Anonymous No.56476273]

Short it to dust

[Anonymous No.56476276]

Best breakfast is grits n sausage. I like making curry for dinner, and I made gyudon yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56476277]

>>56476241
aside from support for is real, lgbtq propoganda, and machines for war... what products do we make ? Construction is slowing down. All of this with no recourse.

[Anonymous No.56476278]

>>56476123
pretty pathetic when we are literally carving out the bottom right now

[Anonymous No.56476280]

>>56476265
Glownigger.

[Anonymous No.56476281]

>>56476261
if your girlfriend doesn't like giving you head just tell her to use some coconut oil and watch how fast she starts enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.56476289]

>>56476276
>t.uk anon
How is the weather across the pond sandeep?

[Anonymous No.56476293]

>>56476277
Ads and niggers to watch ads.
It's like treasury securities and dollars. They both come from the same place and annihilate eachother and the whole economy revolves around them.
Jokes aside: corn, software, and oil.

[Anonymous No.56476297]

is there anything more pathetic than a 4 figure bear

[Anonymous No.56476299]

>>56476297
I feel insulted

[Anonymous No.56476300]

>>56476281
A rather handy trick, no?

[Anonymous No.56476302]

>>56476276
>monster & doughnut for breakfast
>leftover spaghetti & meatballs
making beef stew tonight. How am I doin?

[Anonymous No.56476303]

>>56476297
>having this image on your computer.
Actually unsurprising.

[Anonymous No.56476304]

>>56476241
I want cheap NVDA and AMD and I want it now.
>>56476247
Peanut oil isn't that unhealthy either. Good substitute for avocado oil if you want to save some bucks. Bottom line of cooking is how much money you save at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.56476310]

>>56476280
Nah, I'm way to creative to be a glowie, I use old fashioned crystal balls

[Anonymous No.56476312]

holy hell
someone make the pain stop

[Anonymous No.56476316]

>>56476278
Lower lows and lower highs. See you at $0.

[Anonymous No.56476320]

>>56476302
sounds like my diet except I just have coffee for breakfast and maybe some eggs / bacon if I am hungover or it is the weekend.

[Anonymous No.56476321]

>>56476312
I'm back where I was two weeks ago, big whoop. If you're really inconvenienced by this little action you were overleveraged.

[Anonymous No.56476323]

Redpill me on the 2008 crash, /smg/. Wasn't it literally caused by black neighboorhoods? How is it comparable to what is happening in China?

[Anonymous No.56476324]

>>56476192
Ok

[Anonymous No.56476326]

>>56476304
peanuts pretty bad.
Linoleic is Omega 6 while edible is highly inflammatory
pass on it whenever possible
canola is literally better and its shit

[Anonymous No.56476327]

>>56476312
But GDP is 5%, sweaty!!! The economy is strong thanks to bidenomics!!! You don't need any of that QE anymore. :^)

[Anonymous No.56476329]

>>56476218
Because if you make 20% of $1,000 this year you can buy McDonalds but if you make 20% of $100,000 this year you can buy a car.

[Anonymous No.56476331]

>>56476289
Im american and white
I can eat ethnic food cooked in my own kitchen food, trash.

[Anonymous No.56476342]

>>56476278
The current bottom is in the ~405 area mumu. This is just a temporary reprieve. Keep slurping if you must though. Hopefully we will be ath again next summer.

[Anonymous No.56476343]

>>56476331
Yeah I was going to say grits are really a Southern US thing. I don't like them but almost everyone I know does.

[Anonymous No.56476351]

Tech bros this does NOT look good

[Anonymous No.56476357]

>>56476327
Drumpf lost sweetie ;)
>lowest unemployment ever
>inflation coming down
>fed achieving soft landing
>banks stabilized
>your russian handlers are getting BTFO
>manufacturing is up
>china's been weakened
>consumer demand still strong
>companies have record earnings

[Anonymous No.56476358]

>>56476331
imagine being white an unironcally cooking fucking curry lmao
muH heCkiN EtHniC food
kys

[Anonymous No.56476361]

>>56476320
Ive been sleeping like fucking shit.
>>56476323
>banks racked up too much bad debt
>consooomers racked up too much bad debt that they had no intention of paying back
>whole thing popped
>government ends up bailing out banks & large business
Pretty similar to today. I have no clue about china except that their whole system is just cardboard that the communists put a shiny coat of paint on, like everything is fake.

[Anonymous No.56476364]

7yr auction's about to drop

[Anonymous No.56476365]

>>56476323
it was caused by retail speculation in the housing market under easy money policy mandated in part by government subsidization from the clinton administration, resulting in the massive systemic risk of securitization of fake prime loans.

historical fact, the actual core crash was caused by a ban on short selling while there was huge open short interest on sept 15 2008, resulting in billions of naked shorts being able to walk away with the money

[Anonymous No.56476367]

>>56476351
Tech dumping when the companies are doing better than ever is absolutely insane. People acting like this is the end of the world are going to feel completely retarded in a couple years.

[Anonymous No.56476369]

>>56476343
the grits isn't what i was laughing at, it is the street shitting cuisine that is curry

[Anonymous No.56476371]

>>56476343
I'm in the south and I don't know a single person ever that likes nasty grits. It must just be a stereotyoe or meme

[Anonymous No.56476380]

>>56476371
Based.

t. oatmeal gang

[Anonymous No.56476386]

>>56476351
Do YOU remember your training?

[Anonymous No.56476388]

>>56476369
Oh I didn't even know what the other thing was so I just ignored it.

[Anonymous No.56476390]

>>56476371
ditto...they can be made palatable but I'd rather have cream of wheat or oatmeal or just fast

[Anonymous No.56476393]

>>56476357
See you in the Joetown.

[Anonymous No.56476396]

Why is it dropping hard?
>yields reseeding from days high
>good gdp figures
>good inflation figures
>jobless claims up, hiring slowing down

[Anonymous No.56476406]

>>56476393
Personally, I liked Bidenbergs.

[Anonymous No.56476407]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56476409]

I bought TQQQ at the top. I'm so fucked

[Anonymous No.56476412]

>>56476396
The market knows CPI is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56476415]

>>56476388
>Oh I didn't even know what the other thing was so I just ignored it.

[Anonymous No.56476423]

>>56476393
is that seattle?
not much has changed just more skyscrapers and indians.

[Anonymous No.56476424]

>>56476386
I don't know Mr. Dwyer sir this shit is looking kinda bad. Think I'll sit it out until the next leg down

[Anonymous No.56476427]

>>56476393
>They actually had buildings in the great depression and not just nylon tents.

[Anonymous No.56476428]

>>56476407
auction was "well- received"

[Anonymous No.56476430]

>>56476390
Ingredients
Start with chicken stock
1 cup grits 4 cups chickenstock
20 minute cook time, stiring constantly
Add 1 ounce of cheese, 2 tablespoons of cream, 2 teaspoons of butter. Add cooked sausage and a bit of blackening seasoning

[Anonymous No.56476435]

>>56476273

I fucked up posting this didn't I

[Anonymous No.56476438]

>>56476396
because normies are still in the market and we cannot allow them to receive free money. WE MUST SHAKE THEM OUT!!!!

[Anonymous No.56476439]

>>56476396
>economy still hot
means higher for longer isn't enough..must extend and elevate the prescription. You take your medicine don't you ? Most good boys do.

[Anonymous No.56476441]

>>56476302
>>monster & doughnut for breakfast
beetus by 50

[Anonymous No.56476442]

Joe Biden has fucked up America beyond repair

[Anonymous No.56476446]

what can i buy for tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.56476449]

>>56476442
based biden

[Anonymous No.56476450]

>>56476442
He's lucky the economy is doing so well in spite of the bad economy

[Anonymous No.56476455]

>>56476430
this sounds pretty good. Where do you even buy grits? Which brand is best?

[Anonymous No.56476456]

>>56476321
I just want to go back to a comfy +10%-20% per year please

[Anonymous No.56476458]

>>56476358
No exception for Japanese curry?

[Anonymous No.56476459]

>>56476435
200ema

[Anonymous No.56476460]

>>56476367
Tech companies have been laying off people all year, and exiting real estate as fast as possible.
t. Upper level management at a huge tech company

[Anonymous No.56476467]

>>56476449
>C-17
$BA baby

[Anonymous No.56476469]

>>56476409
BASED

[Anonymous No.56476472]

>>56476441
maybe, my dad looked like this yet still didnt have beetus. He didnt make it passed 65 though, so yeah i'm probably fucked.

[Anonymous No.56476473]

>>56476460
Oh wow so they've been cutting their two largest expenses and reinvesting the money into the company, ohh noooo!!

[Anonymous No.56476478]

Got some spicy vids to film with my wife for her OF. Going to buy dividend stocks with the proceeds

[Anonymous No.56476480]

>>56476218
Charlie said the 100k quote in 1994. Updated for inflation it's more like the first 250k. :)

[Anonymous No.56476479]

Okay i took a slice of profit here.
>>56475706
Interesting

[Anonymous No.56476488]

>>56475706
we've made it boys!

[Anonymous No.56476489]

>>56476473
No, we still have to sign leases for the real estate we're keeping. That wasn't really taken into account by a lot of companies because the people running global real estate accounts for the company haven't had to deal with this in the past. Normal people don't understand interest.

[Anonymous No.56476493]

>>56476364
4% baby cmon

[Anonymous No.56476494]

>>56476480
had $250K in july, now more like $230K :(

[Anonymous No.56476496]

>everyone on StockTwits assuming AMZN is going to go to $100 after earnings

What does this actually mean

[Anonymous No.56476499]

>>56476489
Tech companies have had ridiculously bloated real estate portfolios for years, it's about time they started to trim the fat. I don't see how this is bearish.

[Anonymous No.56476500]

>>56476493
>$BIL
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1698033743345824.webm

[Anonymous No.56476501]

>>56476478
and here I thought you were gay for divvies but you have one-upped yourself. /tipfedora

Maybe sell fds on the tqqq yah got.

[Anonymous No.56476503]

I WAS PROMISED A SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.56476507]

ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN TODAY BROS I NEED 2 KNOW

[Anonymous No.56476511]

>>56476499
The zestimate is going to be ok, right?

[Anonymous No.56476513]

>>56476456
Even with this dump I'm at +438% this year

[Anonymous No.56476512]

AMZN
AMD
MSFT
MNST
MA
META
COST

This portfolio will make me rich. Don't @ me.

[Anonymous No.56476514]

>>56475706
>>56476479
>>56476488

[Anonymous No.56476517]

>>56476500
Ah yes, the classic rugpull ETF

[Anonymous No.56476520]

>>56476503
How does a belly flop to spy 200 grab ya?

[Anonymous No.56476526]

>>56475939
Jews just hate him and time the markets to discredit him

[Anonymous No.56476534]

The Black person did not choose their race, but you willfully opted to be a
NO
NATGAS
NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56476535]

>>56476499
I don't disagree. Just stating that they're barely breaking even with the 'trimming'
Also, for almost two years during COVID a lot of routine maintenance wasn't done, so a lot of cost to update equipment the last year has hurt.

[Anonymous No.56476536]

I liquidated most tech holdings in the past few weeks. Shit is going down. The bond market is making that clear. 10-2s is an IQ test just like the BTC 4 year cycle.

[Anonymous No.56476538]

>>56476517
I just thought the joke was funny.
Although I wouldn't call oscillation of 40 cents around the dividend date a rugpull.

[Anonymous No.56476540]

>>56476517
>hurr durr
now click the ADJ button to take dividends into account

[Anonymous No.56476541]

Here's a pro tip for all you dip buyers. When the market is correcting, don't buy the very thing responsible for the correction cuz that's the thing that's likely to keep dropping. Just like you didn't want to buy low interest rate treasuries, retail stocks or consumer discretionary stocks at the beginning of 2022 since those are the most responsible for the inflation, you didn't want to buy tech stocks during the dot com crash and you damn sure didn't want to buy financial or real estate stocks in 2008. DO NOT buy the dip in tech stocks. You want to find something that is the exact opposite of what's causing the dip yet is also dipping in sympathy and buy that. Right now that is healthcare. Buy UNH for example. Or if you need an ETF look at XLV or CURE for that sweet leverage decay

[Anonymous No.56476543]

>>56476540
>>56476538
Shh, don't ruin the fun.

[Anonymous No.56476546]

>>56476513
cool, since it's no biggie just do it a few more times and you'll be a billionaire

[Anonymous No.56476553]

>>56476514
We gotta fatten up before the winter.

[Anonymous No.56476554]

>>56476536
>10-2s is an IQ test just like the BTC 4 year cycle.
QRD on the BTC thing? I get the 10-2, that was my signal that shit was fucked a while back, and then seeing Japan death spiral.

[Anonymous No.56476556]

>>56475962
They make Pepsi with cane sugar which imo is way better than regular Pepsi

[Anonymous No.56476559]

>>56476546
Totes. The secret is commodities (mostly agricultural) held for a few days. Currently I have most of my portfolio in cattle spreads and I'm looking to slurp lean hogs and wheat.

[Anonymous No.56476562]

>spy down to 413
>Meta still trying to cling to dead cat bounce

What's going on?

[Anonymous No.56476566]

>>56476541
I'm just gonna buy the damn market

[Anonymous No.56476569]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.56476570]

So recession means more crime, which means more money to private prisons right?

[Anonymous No.56476572]

>>56476541
genuine basedness and non-usury. I like you

[Anonymous No.56476576]

>>56476500
Those are the exact sounds I make every time I buy more

[Anonymous No.56476577]

>>56476570
the boomers who called uranium are now calling GEO for border crisis funding, at least 150% upside

[Anonymous No.56476579]

>>56476570
People are gambling on Biden making a panicked clampdown on illegals during the election year.

[Anonymous No.56476583]

wtf bros yields just tanked, why aren't equities rallying

[Anonymous No.56476584]

>>56476570
I wonder what happens if you're a felon, own a private prison stock before going to said jail, therefore increasing its value ever so slightly. Would you have to disclose that somehow?

[Anonymous No.56476589]

Total Tendered $615.87 B
Total accepted $211.00 B

I don't think this is a good auction
Treasury asks for 600 dollas, banks are like heres 2hundo make it work

[Anonymous No.56476592]

So why is the market going down? Meta earning was good and GDP was good (soft landing). Who is dumping here?

[Anonymous No.56476593]

>>56476589
Other way, anon. It's a B+ auction.

[Anonymous No.56476594]

>>56476584
Do they have to brief you for insider trading? Do you have blackout periods?
Also WTF? I got warned about the grits thing?

[Anonymous No.56476597]

>>56476541
Thoughts on war stocks like lockheed/ratheon?

[Anonymous No.56476599]

>>56476592
Meta is mad gay that's why. Stupid ass company run by bug man. Time of the Nerd is over

[Anonymous No.56476602]

Run them pockets mumu

[Anonymous No.56476604]

>>56476541
>>56476576
the guy giving out advice is day trading BIL

[Anonymous No.56476606]

>>56476569
Women owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.56476610]

>>56476592
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56476617]

AMZN to pump 10% AH.
I trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.56476619]

>>56476594
Grits thing?

[Anonymous No.56476620]

>>56476604
>the guy giving out advice is day trading BIL
kek. That's just where I park my cash between my real trades. Hence the repeat buy and sells. Why have cash that bears no interest when I can make a few pennies in treasuries? Even if it's only a couple days it's worth it

[Anonymous No.56476621]

>>56476606
I owe women sex.

[Anonymous No.56476622]

>>56476606
if you pay them (which there are plenty that are open to that) then yes.

[Anonymous No.56476629]

>>56476610

[Anonymous No.56476632]

>>56476594
I also got warned about grits, indian jannies hated me making fun of curry. pretty comical if you ask me lol

[Anonymous No.56476633]

>>56476592
It's dumping in anticipation of AMZN beating earnings.

[Anonymous No.56476644]

>>56476620
>Just parking in it instead of DCAing
This actually makes way more sense, I feel retarded now.

[Anonymous No.56476643]

>>56476629
IN THE BUTT STEVE

[Anonymous No.56476647]

Someone make a new thread right now or you will see me at my most agitated and agile state. This is something you guys do not want to experience.

[Anonymous No.56476650]

>nvda 400 stoplosses
lel

[Anonymous No.56476657]

>NVDA UNDER 400
OH NONONO THE ONE STOCK HOLDING THE WHOLE MARKET IS ABOUT TO DEEP DOWN

[Anonymous No.56476662]

Oldeffenguy, please save us!!!!! Reeeeee!!!

[Anonymous No.56476665]

Nshitia can suck a fat penis

[Anonymous No.56476669]

>>56476323
>Blacks cant get a house because they are bad with money
>Governments put pressure on banks to "relax" standards so they loan money to people with worse credit
>these people waste money and dont ever repay it
>everything goes to shit

[Anonymous No.56476671]

0DTE puts?

[Anonymous No.56476672]

we're closing the NVDA 320 gap, TODAY

[Anonymous No.56476680]

Do it again

[Anonymous No.56476688]

Looks like the recent market drops had nothing to do with yields. Yields are tanking today yet market still selling off...

[Anonymous No.56476689]

Gimme some new ideas for Bobo or mumu or snibs images to make during this lul. Also, fuck healthcare stocks, I will never buy another evil pharma or health care (death) stock.

Also, FUCK YOU TRANNY JANNIES

[Anonymous No.56476692]

>>56476669
The fed is lending money on these as collateral until March.
It should be fun to see how that shakes out.

[Anonymous No.56476694]

NVIDIA CUSTOMER DATABASE LEAKED
NVIDIA CUSTOMER DATABASE LEAKED

[Anonymous No.56476695]

>>56476657
Fuck Nvidia. No mercy. I hope it bombs to $40.

[Anonymous No.56476697]

new
>>56476696
>>56476696

[Anonymous No.56476699]

>>56476671
I'm already getting my face ripped off with 0DTE IBM puts.

[Anonymous No.56476700]

CHINA BANNED GRAPHICS CARDS
CHINA BANNED GRAPHICS CARDS

[Anonymous No.56476706]

>>56476592
>Meta earning was good and GDP was good (soft landing). Who is dumping here?
The news is "good" so it makes for fat exit liquidity for the powers that be to start the Great Distribution

[Anonymous No.56476737]

>>56476592
If things are too good then they will have to apply hurt to the economy. Too hot = risk of inflation. You should read a little instead of just shit posting. Unless you are there to drain morale and demoralize residents.

[Anonymous No.56476753]

>>56476647
don't do it bro

[Anonymous No.56477007]

>>56476554
Look at the BTCUSD chart full history for the moon pattern every 4 years

[Anonymous No.56477086]

>>56476281
What? Why?

[Anonymous No.56477377]

>>56476669
yeah that was it