/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.56464096]

nervous edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56457307

[Anonymous No.56464119]

lets crash the market bobos!

[Anonymous No.56464140]

META will save the market. 5pm. Believe it
>CANNABIS IS IN THE TOILET NOT A BAD TIME TO BUY

[Anonymous No.56464144]

>>56464119
Already on it.

[Anonymous No.56464150]

>>56464140
weed turns grown men into lazy retards and I will have no part of it

[Anonymous No.56464156]

alphabet crashed the market. it may push lower still quite a bit

[Anonymous No.56464160]

Imagine being a GOOG bagholder
>no dividend despite massive FCF
>class c can’t vote
>class a only counts as 1/10th of a vote
>class b shares can vote but aren’t publicly traded
>proven track record of mishandling reinvested capital
>questionable buybacks at inopportune times to meet EPS targets so management can reward themselves with stock based compensation which dilutes the shareholder
There isn’t a more universally recognized group of cucks than GOOG baggies

[Anonymous No.56464162]

>>56464150
Alcohol turns woman into mental infants, yet we still fuck em.

[Anonymous No.56464172]

>>56464156
Agreed. GOOG made the market suck shit; META and AMZN will save the market
>trust the stats

[Anonymous No.56464174]

>>56464119
Looks like another stupid V bottom day. You guys are gonna have to wait again

[Anonymous No.56464181]

>>56464162
I now recall the image about the down syndrome woman still landing a boyfriend, men in general are in a sorry state at this time. Nevertheless, I will not contribute to their spiral.

[Anonymous No.56464191]

Volatility is a gift to be shorted. SVIX bros remember your training

[Anonymous No.56464199]

>>56464162
you don't

[Anonymous No.56464200]

what the FUCK just happened in the last 5 minutes with nasdaq??

[Anonymous No.56464206]

>>56464181
You know the medicine is a medicine? And once pharmacies, like Georgia, get in the game. The revenue is going up. The biggest factor is lack of distribution sites. If anyone could get their cannabis from the pharmacy, that changes the stigma of the plant. In turn, creates a wider market. I,e. Cannabis stoners make money off of cannabis. I always wondered why alcoholics never get into the alcohol game. Invest in what you know!

[Anonymous No.56464207]

>>56464096
Earnings?
Earnings

[Anonymous No.56464210]

Do ve bounce or are ve dead?

[Anonymous No.56464211]

>>56464200
Everything is fucked. I just lost a ton of money because options pricing was down for 10 minutes. Fuck Wall Street

[Anonymous No.56464215]

>AMZN

Apparently I can’t catch this knife. It’s going back to $80 isn’t it

[Anonymous No.56464220]

>>56464210
kys

[Anonymous No.56464224]

nice. been a while since we've had 3 separate /smg/s

[Anonymous No.56464227]

>>56464211
Wowwiezowwie

[Anonymous No.56464233]

>>56464210
Look on the yearly RSI. This is 2008. If we fall below the weekly 100 simple moving averages things are so fucking over.

[Anonymous No.56464235]

>>56464200
Apparently options pricing froze this time when it hit support again. Market makers really do not want bears to win today

[Anonymous No.56464238]

Oh no, not the roach market.

[Anonymous No.56464243]

>>56464210
I'm beginning to suspect 13k is the new ceiling that has to be broken through for nasdaq, while spy is likely falling through what used to be iron support as we speak.

[Anonymous No.56464244]

Should I buy META calls?

[Anonymous No.56464245]

i don't wanna short into a market that is already -1.5% down but the motherfucker just keeps failing every vwap/EMA retest and won't pump either
shit day

[Anonymous No.56464247]

>>56464235
Good. Stupid as hell this market is.

[Anonymous No.56464249]

>>56464220
this time its different

[Anonymous No.56464262]

>>56464244
if you can look at zuckerberg and think "I would enjoy playing golf with this fellow come spring" then by all means fire away. I think he's a weirdo creep who definitely steals user data, so I don't touch meta.

[Anonymous No.56464267]

>>56464235
Enough with the antisemitism. Market markets don't exist, but if they do, they certainly would not attempt to manipulate things for mere financial gain!

They have an ethical and fiduciary responsibility to only operate with the utmost integrity. DEBOOOONKED!

[Anonymous No.56464275]

Uh oh boys. Looks like a after noon power hour may happen.

[Anonymous No.56464278]

>>56464238
>Up ~80% YTD.
>Goes down 5%.
>Circuit breakers triggered.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.56464289]

>>56464275
Do they have to disclose whether or not they're invested in meta?
Don't answer that, I know they are via the indices if not directly.

[Anonymous No.56464292]

>>56464262
>>56464244
I’d suggest it, yes

[Anonymous No.56464306]

>>56464292
You want some more of those?

[Anonymous No.56464307]

ISRAEL AGREES TO DELAY GROUND INVASION OF GAZA: WSJ

[Anonymous No.56464310]

>>56464275
They're looking behind the couch cushions for exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.56464313]

> and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin

[Anonymous No.56464314]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.56464316]

>>56464306
Yes. Actually. I do! I, just called out because I thougt buying early would expose me to less volatility…lmfao

[Anonymous No.56464317]

>>56464307
>DELAY
They're still invading though right?

[Anonymous No.56464319]

>>56464317
two more week! we promise!

[Anonymous No.56464320]

>>56464314

[Anonymous No.56464325]

>>56464317
2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.56464326]

>Over 50% of options trades are now 0dte
Great. No wonder the market has been completely fucking retarded this year. And now premiums are trash because, as usual, Big Money doesn't want retail to make money before them.

[Anonymous No.56464327]

the bottom is in (fix)

[Anonymous No.56464329]

>>56464307
aka market seems to begin crash too soon, forces them to wait a little longer

[Anonymous No.56464328]

>>56464307
again? They are so fucking slow. Just heem them already. I want to see Iran chicken out.

[Anonymous No.56464334]

Do undead cats bounce?

[Anonymous No.56464335]

i fell for the OIL? OIL. meme

[Anonymous No.56464336]

>>56464327
>bottom is in

[Anonymous No.56464342]

>>56464327
I like watching this game

[Anonymous No.56464354]

I genuinely, 100% cannot fucking believe that the market actually cares about Israel. No way, at all. At the most, I think Big Money would use it as a reason to whip up the fud and play retail, but there's zero reason at all to legitimately think a 75 year long spat between two retarded middle eastern countries is going to materially impact the US economy.

[Anonymous No.56464359]

>>56464317
My sister in law works for the state department and she says the invasion is going to commence in just under 15 days.

[Anonymous No.56464363]

>>56464342
What the fuck, is that a crabalope?!

[Anonymous No.56464367]

>>56464335
damn nigga u retarded

[Anonymous No.56464371]

>>56464334
Did you all see that they are bringing our anime back?

[Anonymous No.56464374]

You'll cowards.

[Anonymous No.56464380]

>>56464317
They like to talk shit but when it comes down to blowing up or getting blown up its a bit of a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.56464382]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.56464385]

>>56464359
My dad works for Nintendo and he said the invasion won’t happen.

[Anonymous No.56464386]

This is it
This is the big one

[Anonymous No.56464387]

>>56464354
Cool it with the antisemitism, chud

[Anonymous No.56464389]

Am I a brainlet?

[Anonymous No.56464392]

>>56464382
war cancelled

[Anonymous No.56464395]

>>56464371
indeed. 2024 is gonna be a hell of a trading year

[Anonymous No.56464397]

>>56464119
>>56464174
> shit and piss 4200
> dow 33000
> nasdaq 13000
You will never break through without a black swan event. Way too much resistance

>>56464160
It's the same price it was a month ago. Bfd

[Anonymous No.56464399]

>>56464385
My uncle works for SEGA and he said Sonichu will lead Hamas to victory. inshalla

[Anonymous No.56464402]

does anyone have a livestream of bloomberg news?

I like to watch it for a few min the monring with my coffee but the link in OP is broken

[Anonymous No.56464410]

>>56464397
>I…it’s good that it’s going down in value
LMAO he bought the top

[Anonymous No.56464412]

>>56464402
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

[Anonymous No.56464416]

>>56464380
Jewish solders don't want to kill babies this time

[Anonymous No.56464417]

>>56464363
Idk, it's something alright

[Anonymous No.56464419]

>>56464172
AMZN is going to miss on AWS. Google missed on their cloud estimates which is why AMZN is tanking

[Anonymous No.56464421]

>>56464380
The century of the jewish menace is over.
Europeans back in control!

[Anonymous No.56464427]

>>56464412
fucken champ!

[Anonymous No.56464430]

>>56464410
I hate it but I think he's right, can't count now how many times we've bounced off 420 and 13k.

[Anonymous No.56464434]

>>56464382
Bonds are still dumping, the pump is fake.

[Anonymous No.56464441]

>>56464421
Cool it with the made up wordisms!

[Anonymous No.56464442]

>>56464419
amazon is expected to beat by the most of anyone reporting this week lol

[Anonymous No.56464452]

>>56464434
none of my holdings are pumping, im in eu etfs

[Anonymous No.56464456]

>All semiconductors down 2% like the world is fucking ending
Just lmao. All the retail faggots shorting semis have to be the dumbest traders in the market.

[Anonymous No.56464460]

>>56464442
Just like Google beat? Look how that turned out.

>-8%

[Anonymous No.56464462]

>>56464452
>eu etfs
Anon... I.

[Anonymous No.56464463]

>>56464416
I think it's more along the lines of them not wanting to get shot even if it means someone else getting shot in their place. Have you ever heard of a crack israeli military team? I sure haven't.

[Anonymous No.56464469]

>>56464460
Complete overreaction, one of the dumbest all year. Big Money is going to buy their own dip and leave bears holding their tiny dicks.

[Anonymous No.56464474]

>>56464456
Most of them have retarded P/Es ratios. STM is the only one I really like.

[Anonymous No.56464480]

>>56464456
How much money have you lost today? kek

[Anonymous No.56464487]

>>56464474
>>56464480
that guy has been long SOXL for at least a year LMAO

[Anonymous No.56464490]

Tomorrow is a new day. META IS AH, AMZN is Thursday AH. you think Friday won’t be green reversal?

[Anonymous No.56464492]

>>56464480
I think he's the soxl baggie that's over 200% up, er 100% up, er still green for now

[Anonymous No.56464504]

>>56464335
I fell for the semiconductor meme, so I'm right there with you

[Anonymous No.56464505]

>>56464487
oh cool a leverage virgin, he'll get to learn firsthand what leverage decay is

[Anonymous No.56464508]

>>56464490
dow is already green

[Anonymous No.56464534]

>>56464505
Do you really think he'll actually learn anything? We're talking about the dude that consistently makes the dumbest posts in the thread whenever he's on

[Anonymous No.56464541]

>>56464490
Idk, I will have cashed out many of my positions and possibly have new ones by then and I could be a pathetic hopeful mumu by that point

[Anonymous No.56464546]

>>56464419
They sell to the government though don't they?

[Anonymous No.56464554]

BOC'S GOV. MACKLEM: I'M NOT PREDICTING A DEEP RECESSION WITH A STEEP CONTRACTION AND MAJOR JOB CUTS.

[Anonymous No.56464553]

OH NO I SLIPPED AND HAMMERED THE SELL BUTTON LET ME REVERSE THAT REALLY FAST

[Anonymous No.56464559]

>>56464419
>AMZN is going to miss on AWS
the government IS AWS... fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.56464567]

Few

[Anonymous No.56464570]

>>56464374
I bought more CASH.TO and I think it's the only thing I'm gonna buy until this market gets less stressful
Tony still remains based though

[Anonymous No.56464571]

Lol Amazon IV is insane.

[Anonymous No.56464573]

>>56464505
>>56464534
No, I was convinced he was a troll but I'm not sure anymore. He didn't even know what companies were included in soxl or the underlying etf soxx. Only that semiconductors good, people buy semiconductors so it always gongoup. Sad thing is, if he just bought the only semi company that actually matters, Nvidia, he'd be up way more without all that thetha decay

[Anonymous No.56464577]

>>56464567
nice... I sold DRV at 70 today. Perfecto.

[Anonymous No.56464579]

>>56464567
GAYed

[Anonymous No.56464580]

>>56464534
Hahahahahaha my posts are the dumbest in the thread? In threads full of doomer bullshit about Israel and bond yields and sovereign debt and "two more weeks!" "the big one is coming!" "this time you'll see!"? Hahahahahahaha

>>56464505
>>56464487
>>56464480
>>56464492
At the end of the day I'm just long on semiconductors, and since I've got the time to wait why not use leverage? I genuinely don't get the attitude /smg/ has towards just....holding things. When I'm inevitably up a huge amount of money in X amount of time I'm not going to care at all if I was red in the past

[Anonymous No.56464587]

>>56464462
i mean ucits, i hold iqqk and spy5

[Anonymous No.56464588]

I've come up with a new strat. Don't buy any stonks in the last quarter of the year. Just accumulate cash then buy in at the beginning of the year.

Up 1.34% today. Just hodl. Fuck this fake and gay market

[Anonymous No.56464589]

>>56464573
I actually think he's also majorly long NVDA. That one is overvalued though and needs to go down.

[Anonymous No.56464590]

>>56464573
Dude you act like I'm the only person in /smg/ who talks about SOXL. I'm well aware of the companies in SOXX and SOXL but okay?

[Anonymous No.56464597]

>>56464441
Kek

[Anonymous No.56464602]

>>56464580
Dude, don't let us talk you outta it, just keep buying them tasty dips

[Anonymous No.56464603]

Damn... I guess it's fucking over for me...

[Anonymous No.56464607]

>>56464580
I must say anon, if you're a troll then this is masterful bait and I love you

[Anonymous No.56464615]

>>56464580
Hmmm, looks like those other anons were right, it is you, kek

[Anonymous No.56464622]

>>56464590
I think people come in from /v/ or maybe /g/ and have no idea what they're doing but realize they can take a bearish position on (in their mind) whichever semiconductor company they don't like. That's why there are so many SOXS and SOXL posters.

[Anonymous No.56464628]

>>56464354
It might not care about jews vs palis but it does react to the US's deterrence ability and diplomatic clout being called into question.

[Anonymous No.56464644]

>>56464570
Based.

[Anonymous No.56464647]

>>56464589
Yeah you can argue if NVDA is overvalued or not, but in the basket of shit that is soxx it's the only one that is worth anything. Imagine buying shit like Micron or Qualcomm when consumer electronics is falling off a cliff. They only caught a break being tangentially related to the AI hype. Also pic related

[Anonymous No.56464657]

>>56464628
The US is done fighting.
This means international trade is running on borrowed time unless China suddenly builds a massive navy. That has serious macro economic implications.

[Anonymous No.56464658]

Boughted some CVX calls since it's oversold and in a similar situation as XOM was last week. Unreasonable market reaction to what is ultimately an accretive transaction. CVX will rebound as well.

[Anonymous No.56464661]

>inflation is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>everything keeps on getting more expensive
wew lads

[Anonymous No.56464663]

>>56464354
>a 75 year long spat
anon I....

[Anonymous No.56464666]

>>56464580
Anon, you have an appetite for risk. You're gonna make it but the drawdowns will be brutal. If you can handle that then I salute you. Despite everything SOXL is currently up 46x since 2010. And that's including a -80% and a -90% drawdown. Will this outperformance continue into the higher interest rate future? Nobody knows but if it does and you can hang on to it you'll be very happy. Good luck and don't let the naysayers get you down

[Anonymous No.56464680]

>>56464622
Tards have been shilling SOXL for years now, this isnt new.

[Anonymous No.56464683]

>>56464661
Cool it with the anti-semitism.

[Anonymous No.56464684]

>>56464666
This is very helpful because he bought in 2010.

[Anonymous No.56464685]

>>56464661
case shiller indices will be announced on the 31st.
gonna be funny.

[Anonymous No.56464689]

>>56464661
Housing and value added things will continue to get more expensive while wages (esp. post tax) and raw materials will get cheaper.

[Anonymous No.56464695]

shiet its a muddafukin melt down! cancel all orders!

[Anonymous No.56464703]

>>56464602
For sure. Got a couple thousand dollars worth of shares that have nearly tripled in value since last year when retail faggots were sperging out about semiconductors. It's like everyone forgets that SOXL was above 20 until 4 weeks ago, and there hasn't actually been any negative real data concerning the sector since then.

>>56464647
>Semi companies do a majority of their business in the consumer electronics sector
See, I can't believe anyone actually believes this is true

>>56464666
Thanks Satan. I have faith in the long term success of the sector, but I guess we'll see what happens. I really do think all of the fud is completely untrue though, even if I wasn't participating in the market. What people say in articles on Marketwatch doesn't actually line up with reality.

>>56464684
I'll gladly hold for a decade, no skin off my back

[Anonymous No.56464710]

Buy googl calls y/n? Seems like a huge dip

[Anonymous No.56464712]

[Anonymous No.56464715]

>>56464703
Does Qualcomm make radios for towers? I thought that was more Nokia.

[Anonymous No.56464718]

>>56464710
easiest money of the year... AH going to be nice.

[Anonymous No.56464719]

>>56464703
between inflation, opportunity cost, and leverage decay there is indeed skin off your back, but you're learning that as time marches forward.

[Anonymous No.56464727]

>>56464278
it's up 80% because the lira has lost 90% of its value

[Anonymous No.56464728]

>>56464710
I think they're down on fundamentals and probably not coming up. I might wait a week and short them if puts don't get cheap again.

[Anonymous No.56464739]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They said bottom was in are they trying to trick me AAAA

[Anonymous No.56464740]

>>56464238
>King Roach says it will help fight Israel
>Roach Market collapses
Lol, ROFL, LMAO even

[Anonymous No.56464746]

RUSSIAN DEFENCE MIN. SHOIGU: WE ARE TO START TRAINING ON NUCLEAR STRIKE.

[Anonymous No.56464750]

>>56464661
Anon, inflation literally never ends; it was just supposed to be so small you didn't notice it over time, not getting blown the fuck out with a 50% increase in 3 years.

[Anonymous No.56464752]

>>56464746
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.56464754]

>>56464746
Biden will be the end of us all and I blame the generation raised who raised their children on social media. Looking at you millenials

[Anonymous No.56464757]

>>56464715
Yes, they've been established in the 5G sector since 2016. They've also been working on AI since at least 2020.

>>56464719
Lmao okay whatever you say. Profit is profit and I'll be sitting on a lot of it at some point.

[Anonymous No.56464758]

>/pol/ tourists think prices will magically go down when inflation slows down

[Anonymous No.56464765]

>>56464746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
DON'T FORGET YOUR IODINE PILLS!

[Anonymous No.56464769]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56464771]

>>56464750
It was closer to 200% in reality.

[Anonymous No.56464780]

Hey if one company is buying another company, but company B is some european competitor, that's a good sign for A, right? I'm not stupid for thinking "oh yeah, buying into this gang going through a merger is a great idea!" right? Sorry for the dumb Q. I'm stoned.

[Anonymous No.56464784]

Why is this dip so painful anons

[Anonymous No.56464785]

Baggie, load up on SPY puts so the market will reverse direction.

[Anonymous No.56464787]

>>56464771
>60 days later- Revision
20000%
>we messed up by a couple decimals again, Woopsi daisy!

[Anonymous No.56464788]

>>56464780
Foreign investment leads hold a higher risk due to no recourse for being burnt or government regulations making your firm obsolete.

[Anonymous No.56464791]

>>56464746
training on nuclear strike is like suicide attempts by woman. you don't mean it, but you will still die if done wrong.

[Anonymous No.56464794]

>>56464780
Depends on who's jewing who outta the deal

[Anonymous No.56464795]

>>56464784
>He checks his portfolio.
Brother just don't look.

[Anonymous No.56464799]

will ARM pay dividends?

[Anonymous No.56464800]

>>56464785
Oh shut baggie is in bear heaven ain’t he?! I bet he sold and didn’t stick to his strat.

[Anonymous No.56464808]

>>56464787
Sad, many such cases

[Anonymous No.56464810]

>>56464788
>>56464794
Ugh. Damn. I gotta think about this stuff even more???? If I knew being inspired would lead me to another degree of thinking, then I wouldn't have bothered reading too deep into this...

[Anonymous No.56464811]

>>56464771
Actually, you're correct.

t. my grocery bill

[Anonymous No.56464814]

>>56464800
last I heard he had bought calls on google pre earnings

[Anonymous No.56464815]

>>56464784
Just buy it

[Anonymous No.56464822]

And just like that, QQQ will never be above $353 ever again!

[Anonymous No.56464826]

>>56464784
Because it's based entirely on faggot retail speculation instead of negative data. Bears are SO fucking desperate for a comeback of 2022 after having their shit pushed in from October 22 to August 23 that they've been quadrupling down on shorting every time there's some sort of information they can twist into a bearish catalyst. At some point everyone will realize there's no rational bear thesis and it will reverse for another 6 months.

[Anonymous No.56464828]

are you ok QQQ?

[Anonymous No.56464830]

>>56464719
Isn't it fair to say that SOXL leverage decay has been put to the test with both an 80% and 90% drawdowns which would exacerbate the issue to an extreme yet still SOXL has significantly outperformed its underlying. Where's the opportunity cost? Unless you predict the frequency of big drawdowns will significantly increase in the future which if so I understand. However, when you get done with that crystal ball then please share cuz I have a few things I'd like to get its input on

[Anonymous No.56464831]

>>56464784
You're probably going to have a bearish/crab market through March of next year. Wait until the yield curve uninverts to buy anything.

[Anonymous No.56464832]

>>56464810
Don’t forget about losing money to foreign currency exchanges. You’d be surprised how many billions of dollars AMZN/META lose because of those fee’s.

[Anonymous No.56464834]

>SOXS over 13
yeah i'm thinking were back

[Anonymous No.56464835]

>>56464746
>coincides with russians doing weird shit to their soyuz rockets
FUCK

[Anonymous No.56464842]

Thoughts on pooling cash in the usual warhawks? Raytheon, Northop, Lockheed, maybe SAAB or some other weapon europroducer. Seems like a donedeal with all the SABER-RATTLING and how the US army has to fill the Ukraine sized deficit.

[Anonymous No.56464844]

>>56464835
inb4 they uncork the zombie cosmonauts

[Anonymous No.56464847]

>>56464828
META EARNINGS 5PM

[Anonymous No.56464856]

Buy when others are fearful

[Anonymous No.56464858]

>>56464588
its called sell in may and go away, newfag

[Anonymous No.56464868]

>>56464830
>Where's the opportunity cost?
making bank on soxs while soxl farts to death
timing the market does indeed beat time in the market despite what bogloeheads preach
>leverage decay put to the test
SPY attempted to hit ATH again while NVDA soared to 400+, and soxl hit a grand $25 compared to its previous high of $60+. Intense leverage decay from where I stand.

[Anonymous No.56464871]

>>56464842
>he didn't go balls deep in defense during the September blowout

[Anonymous No.56464872]

MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.56464874]

>>56464856
Always stick to the strategy.

[Anonymous No.56464878]

>>56464795
>don't tend your garden anon!
>if you don't look at your garden it will be fine!

[Anonymous No.56464883]

>>56464096
Just finished sucking my bfs cock and opened my account, WTF happened to Google? It's my largest holding fuck

[Anonymous No.56464884]

>>56464871
I should’ve done the rounds in the Hamas groupchats. Would’ve been a nice paycheck

[Anonymous No.56464885]

>>56464874
No. Adapt with the market, don't blindly stick to one strategy.

[Anonymous No.56464892]

>>56464856
>buying ahead of a -80% market crash
lol

[Anonymous No.56464894]

>>56464856
How are those TLT buyers doing?

[Anonymous No.56464896]

[Anonymous No.56464898]

>>56464883
go back to sucking. you’ll be making more dosh that way than this fucking fake faggot game

[Anonymous No.56464901]

I can't possibly be beheemed any further, this HAS to be the bottom

[Anonymous No.56464905]

>>56464878
Yes. Have someone tend to it for you. I'm confident in my investments and I don't care about the day to day action. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56464906]

>>56464884
In my defense (no pun intended), it was a gamble. Not too uncommon for a sector to catch a cold together, but something about the gigadump made my kosher sense tingle.

[Anonymous No.56464908]

>>56464210
I think we bounce and they're being dramatic about it

[Anonymous No.56464912]

>>56464868
>timing the market beats time in the market
I happen to agree since I have a track record of success doing that. However the vast majority of traders will just lose money. And we don't know that SOXL anon has what it takes to swing stocks successfully. He probably doesn't, knows his limitations thus SOXL
>NVDA
You obviously like NVDA and talk of opportunity cost. Consider this. What is more likely, that NVDA continues to increase its multiple at the current pace for the next decade or that the semiconductor industry as a whole where companies come and go will continue to expand at the pace it's set the last 5 decades for the next decade? Think carefully. Which is more likely?

[Anonymous No.56464914]

Meta IV is even more outrageous than Amazon. Holy fuck $14.10 PER CONTRACT?

[Anonymous No.56464922]

>>56464780
is it a goods company or services?

[Anonymous No.56464923]

>>56464906
What does your nose tell you?

[Anonymous No.56464924]

>>56464868
Yeah good luck timing SOXS, you must have insider info to know exactly when to get out before market makers fuck your shorts up. Also SOXL hit over $28 you dunce and the fact that NVDA doesn't have an outsized weighting in the ETFs is actually a good thing if you expect the sector as a whole to do well over time.

Why do bears never have time horizons longer than a couple weeks?? Is it really just ADHD?

[Anonymous No.56464925]

>>56464914
This is why you buy a week or two out in advance. Protect yourself from the volatility.

[Anonymous No.56464928]

AAANNND THERE IT IS GAHAHAHA
MMMMMMM
I WILL OWN SOMETHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY
https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20231025305/cisco-nvidia-team-up-on-ai-partnership

[Anonymous No.56464929]

>>56464858
I sold in may 22 after being financially abused by judaic manipulation but now I only remember the good times and I think I'm falling head over heels for jewish tricks again help me anon

[Anonymous No.56464937]

>>56464901
One day you will wish your account gets back up to the level it is right this second

[Anonymous No.56464946]

bear fud.

[Anonymous No.56464952]

>>56464928
>Nvidia partnering with Cisco
That's just a drowning man grabbing on to the nearest floating object.

[Anonymous No.56464954]

Why does my delicious Chicken stock (TSN) keep going down

[Anonymous No.56464956]

>>56464912
>we don't know that SOXL anon has what it takes to swing stocks successfully
Lol there have been so many times I could have made a good intraday swing trade but I don't have the $25k to be allowed to day trade. Bunch of fucking horseshit.

[Anonymous No.56464959]

>>56464946
Yea, bears getting euphoric. Only difference this time ids that we all know we are driving towards a cliff.

[Anonymous No.56464961]

tfw I bought SPY and Google calls today

[Anonymous No.56464962]

>>56464946
lol retard

[Anonymous No.56464963]

>>56464956
Just plan out one day a week where you do two swing positions. Never got caught for the day trader nonsense

[Anonymous No.56464966]

wish I could sign my account over to you guys and just let you handle all my savings and inheritance.

[Anonymous No.56464968]

>>56464961
at least you swung.

[Anonymous No.56464969]

>>56464956
Kek I lost 70k one year trying to day trade soxls but I bet you could do it if only you weren't so poor lmao

[Anonymous No.56464975]

>EU pumps on no war in Gaza
>US dumps
What did they mean by this? Samson?

[Anonymous No.56464978]

>>56464961
Friday is payday fren!

[Anonymous No.56464980]

>>56464912
Oh, I never entered NVDA to begin with. My timings have primarily been natural gas and SOXS. Admittedly I fell to temptation and sold some puts on soxl at $20.50 strike, which assigned, but I got lucky and it went to that $25, then fell to $23 at which point I hedged. I didn't hedge enough, soxl is dropping like a rock, but luckily it's not even 10% of my folio at cost basis.

[Anonymous No.56464981]

>>56464966
I'll take care of it, for a small fee of course

[Anonymous No.56464986]

>>56464160
So you’ve been short GOOG, right?

[Anonymous No.56464989]

>>56464966
I’d put it all in my business and give you interest until the principle is paid off. I just need 20k and we are set!

[Anonymous No.56464990]

>>56464969
Holy fuck, you really did show it to him

[Anonymous No.56464992]

>>56464954
>TSN
>Chicken
Didn't you hear? They're pivoting into bugs. That's why the more patriotically named Pilgrim's Pride (PPC) is outperforming them by like 20% this year.

[Anonymous No.56464996]

>>56464946
approaching impact

[Anonymous No.56464997]

>>56464975
>Russian doing nuclear drills
>Israel bombing Syria
>Israel bombing Lebanon
>US carrier right outside the Levant
Gee I wonder if they’re going to invade…

[Anonymous No.56465000]

>>56464978

[Anonymous No.56465013]

>>56464997
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.56465014]

sugar will make me rich

[Anonymous No.56465024]

>>56464978
I am vomit.

[Anonymous No.56465029]

>>56464905
What is your port then anon?

[Anonymous No.56465030]

>>56465014

[Anonymous No.56465031]

>>56465013
Get ready to eat your words, shillbro

[Anonymous No.56465032]

>>56464986
Nope I only buy shares in actual companies. I don’t short

[Anonymous No.56465036]

>>56464966
How fond of pogs are you? Because they are gunna make a HUGE comeback.

[Anonymous No.56465038]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56465037]

What EMAs do you guys use?

[Anonymous No.56465039]

>>56465014
17th century bros where we at

[Anonymous No.56465041]

>>56465014
>OJ up 100%
>CANE up a respectable 60%
Fucking Bidenflation, man...

[Anonymous No.56465042]

>>56464962
We are unironically in "first selloff" after last year being the big crash. God the people posting that image are so fucking dumb.

>>56464969
I didn't say I would be day trading SOXL, just that I know with 100% certainty that there have been times where I could have made a decent swing trade but I didn't because I wasn't above the day trading threshold

>>56464963
I thought I've heard about people getting flagged even though they spaced out day trades? I dunno, just feels riskier than what I'm already doing

[Anonymous No.56465044]

>>56465029
Oil & Gas, Coal, Chink tech, Dry bulk shipping,

[Anonymous No.56465053]

>>56465037
Whichever one that particular stock or index adheres to.

[Anonymous No.56465056]

>>56465036
I actually have a little plastic case of these. Have probably like several hundred of them in there.

[Anonymous No.56465057]

>>56465036
pogs were the highlight of my childhood
I would like to know more about this investment opportunities sir

[Anonymous No.56465063]

>>56465053
wtf doe that mean?!

[Anonymous No.56465071]

>>56465042
Lying shill. You are already dead.

[Anonymous No.56465072]

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

[Anonymous No.56465073]

>>56465063
You know there are a variety of EMA values that you can chart against historical prices, yes?

[Anonymous No.56465074]

>SOXL
I should have shorted more, it's over.

[Anonymous No.56465077]

>>56465037
Moon phases and a golden ratio synchronized to a Jewish calender. But I do have a 21 day and a vwap up for gits and shiggles

[Anonymous No.56465084]

>>56465042
You have to dedicate one day, and ensure it is at least 8 days apart. I wait until a day like papa Powell speaks or when there are triple witching days.

[Anonymous No.56465085]

>>56465073
Yes
That's what I want to know. Which ones do you use
>>56465077
Thanks, I'm charting 10 and 20 days (which I guess is 2 and 4 weeks), but I'm wondering if I should go bigger

[Anonymous No.56465106]

today i've somehow shorted every bottom and longed every top on QQQ

[Anonymous No.56465109]

>>56465085
>Which ones do you use
9, 13, 20, 50, 100, and 200 are probably the most common ones to try out. EMA and SMA. Usually daily, but sometimes weekly, monthly, or hourly.

[Anonymous No.56465110]

>>56464883
>sucks cock
>GOOG largest hold
Checks out

[Anonymous No.56465119]

why is death?

[Anonymous No.56465128]

UVXY is pumping

[Anonymous No.56465136]

Buying AMZN puts here for their upcoming earnings miss.

[Anonymous No.56465142]

ALRIGHT!!
>too bad I didn't buy it

[Anonymous No.56465145]

BTC seemingly breaking above 35k, for real this time. Congrats to HUT calls anon.

[Anonymous No.56465146]

>>56465136
amazon is expected to beat by the most this week bud

[Anonymous No.56465147]

eh, tomorrow is rate decision day for EU, lol completely forgot about that. You can expect a gigapump the moment Lagarde opens her mouth

[Anonymous No.56465149]

>>56465136
don't do this to yourself, defeat is already priced in

[Anonymous No.56465153]

>>56465071
Oh my fucking GOD they're comparing the US to fucking GREECE again hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56465157]

>>56465153
its all hes got

[Anonymous No.56465159]

>>56465041
expect it to go even higher if jeets keep limiting their exports

[Anonymous No.56465160]

>>56465136
Same. It should tag the 200 MA. Grabbing 120 strike just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.56465161]

>>56465136
they've had 3 extra inventory dump days this year. Are they really doing good?

[Anonymous No.56465173]

>>56465119
Their must be balance. Creation and destruction, darkness and light, poison and medicine, etc.

Plus, if there were no death, evil would become unstoppable, like a black hole that sucks everything in until nothing is left

[Anonymous No.56465175]

>>56465153
Greece is actually coming back, unlike the US.

[Anonymous No.56465180]

SPY is bellow 420.

[Anonymous No.56465195]

We told you to go short.
We told you over, and over.
You didn't listen.
You never listen.

[Anonymous No.56465196]

>>56465153
>>56465157
Look at yields, retard. Look at debt-to-GDP, retard. Look at interest payments vs. tax revenue, retard. It's OVER, you lost.

[Anonymous No.56465201]

>>56464946
>3 minute chart
whats the point

[Anonymous No.56465211]

>>56465196
hahaha you are so fucking stupid its unreal

[Anonymous No.56465212]

>>56465161
No, consumes are spending way less and AWS demand is plummeting

[Anonymous No.56465213]

>>56465032
So despite all the problems you mentioned, you don't think GOOG is overvalued?

[Anonymous No.56465215]

>>56465180
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PREFACE THAT STATEMENT WITH, "AND JUST LIKE THAT..."

Did you forget where you are, anon?

[Anonymous No.56465216]

Wow so SOXX is probably going to close below the 200dma, all over absolutely nothing. Jesus fucking christ I can't believe we're seeing selling on the scale of last year but because of nothing even close to what was going on then. Now all the bears are going to use shit like that as a reason to be even more short, even though that's just going short because things are red because you went short because things are red etc etc etc. Fuck all this shit.

[Anonymous No.56465217]

>>56465180

[Anonymous No.56465222]

can somebody explain the retarded pump in BTC?
is that ETF finally out or not?

[Anonymous No.56465232]

>>56465180
Buy high, sell high.

[Anonymous No.56465233]

>>56465196
We get it buddy. You don't have to repeat yourself everyday.

[Anonymous No.56465236]

>>56465211
You'll be out of a job soon, shillbro. Better pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

[Anonymous No.56465245]

FRANCE SENDING HOSPITAL SHIP TO GAZA - DOES HE KNOW?

[Anonymous No.56465248]

>>56465180

[Anonymous No.56465254]

>>56465236
day trading is my job, you dont trade at all and shit post here about a collapse because you cant get a girl to touch your peepee

[Anonymous No.56465257]

You wouldn't be so angry if you were making money you know?

[Anonymous No.56465258]

>>56465216
This is hilarious. This can't be real. You are just going for mass keks, aren't you anon?

[Anonymous No.56465263]

>>56465248
420 too strong, it will bounce

[Anonymous No.56465272]

haha, wouldn't it be funny if tech went up again? g-guys, i think we should all buy tech so it goes up again, it would be so funny, guys

[Anonymous No.56465273]

>>56465196
just print more money ez lol

[Anonymous No.56465276]

Wouldn’t it be better to just cash out, work and save up?

[Anonymous No.56465278]

>>56465233
How's that new lower high treating you?

[Anonymous No.56465281]

>>56465222
not yet

[Anonymous No.56465283]

>>56465173
My portfolio, only death. I suppose death, so other portfolio life

[Anonymous No.56465288]

>>56465254
how many accounts have you blown?
How much leverage does your shop give you?
Do you really think the liquidity manager has your back when his yields take a dive?

[Anonymous No.56465294]

>>56465278
I'm up ~50% YTD. So I'd say pretty well.

[Anonymous No.56465299]

AMZN bearish crossover alerted to imminent price of $95. Buying AMZN puts hear is free money

[Anonymous No.56465301]

>>56465254
>>56465257
Trump is the next Speaker of the House, and you'll be out on the street soon.

[Anonymous No.56465303]

>>56465216
>SOXX is probably going to close below the 200dma

SPY as well

[Anonymous No.56465308]

>>56465288
zero,5x,no
>>56465301
trump is going to prison bud, you are delusional and should seek help

[Anonymous No.56465312]

META EARNINGS 5PM!

[Anonymous No.56465322]

>>56465299
If it's free then grab me a coupla while you are out, would you dawg, thanks?

[Anonymous No.56465323]

>>56465308
If Trump gets locked up, it’s bears bears bears forever. 1,000 year demorat reich.

[Anonymous No.56465330]

I lost all my money. NVDA technically looked good to continue higher. Made a new low and should've bounced a little more. Nah. I don't think you can be profitable in this game. All the books about consistency will never help you. You can't be consistent because there is no consistency in this market.

[Anonymous No.56465333]

>>56465308
Jesus christ.
You aren't a shill, you are just the biggest retard this world has ever seen

[Anonymous No.56465335]

>>56465308
Keep coping, glownigger. Your world is collapsing around you.

[Anonymous No.56465349]

Are you guys going schizo again?

[Anonymous No.56465352]

what a glorious day

[Anonymous No.56465353]

>>56465308
itty bitty babby talking shit.

[Anonymous No.56465355]

>>56465323
markets historically do better under democrats
>>56465333
lol trump was a shit president and broke the law
>>56465335
its not though

[Anonymous No.56465359]

>>56465299
>publicy announcing stuff like that and getting picked up by sentiment bots
shiggy, and diggy

[Anonymous No.56465368]

>>56465232
>Buy high, sell high.
buying high, selling higher is a legitimate strategy, actually

[Anonymous No.56465369]

CASH OUT NOW AND BET IT ALL ON TRUMP.
SHUT OFF THE NEWS AND GO TO WORK.
ELECTION NIGHT - MAKE IT OR BREAK IT.
ALL STOCKS WILL DIE IF THIS CONTINUES.

[Anonymous No.56465374]

>>56465353
ITTY BITTY BOAT

[Anonymous No.56465378]

>>56465276
At any moment, stocks can start going up relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.56465386]

>>56465349
I haven't left my apartment or seen another human being in over a week
YOU FUCKING TELL ME

[Anonymous No.56465389]

>>56465378
zoom out

[Anonymous No.56465390]

>>56465349
God do I hope so, the gate of madness seems like paradise in comparison

[Anonymous No.56465391]

when spy finishing green today, it iwll be a bullish engulfing pattern and we will be 4800 by eoy

[Anonymous No.56465415]

This is all wrong. This is all so wrong. STOP TRADINGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.56465416]

>>56465386
>I haven't left my apartment or seen another human being in over a week

[Anonymous No.56465418]

>>56465355
Your account just keeps dwindling and dwindling, kek. Everyone here will be glad when you finally rope yourself out of your brainwashed npc existence

[Anonymous No.56465419]

Take him out

[Anonymous No.56465421]

I am losing so much money anons, WTF
I SOLD MY HEDGE PUTS YESTERDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56465425]

>>56465418
my account is up :^)

[Anonymous No.56465427]

>>56465386
You are like little baby.

[Anonymous No.56465434]

We told you go to short.
We told you there would be volatility.
We told you that it was inevitable.
You never listen.
We only try to make you money. You never, ever listen.

[Anonymous No.56465439]

BUDDY LOOK AT LUM SEMICONDUCTOR COMPUTER
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Anonymous No.56465444]

>>56465359
There is no bot on 4channel

[Anonymous No.56465455]

>>56465425
Mmmmm hmmm, sure it is. Hey I bought you a present since that $80 rope is getting a bit out of your price range

[Anonymous No.56465462]

just threw my cock into the fire and chanted the words ALL IN NOW ISRAEL PLEASE I NEED THIS

[Anonymous No.56465471]

>>56465386
How do people live like this.
Food is outside, how do you get food.
I have to go get groceries once a week.
Don't tell me you are wasting your money on doordash

[Anonymous No.56465480]

>SOXS +10%
We told you to short semis.
You have remained delusional with wool over your eyes.
We warned you that to remain long would be like Norm Macdonald wanting to lose money, that you knew full well that we are going to dump, but you still remained long, secretly hoping that you would lose your money.
Stop self sabotaging. Stop intentionally losing money.
We warned you to go short. We warned you that the bigger tragedy than the market crashing was you being too big of a pussy to do something about it, to position yourself to make money on the crash.
You pussy.
You should have listened.

[Anonymous No.56465482]

If you or a loved one lost money this morning during the derivative trading outage on 10/25, you are urged to visit the following link to file a claim.

Receive the compensation you deserve:
www.cboe/refunds

[Anonymous No.56465490]

Did the baker kill xerself?

[Anonymous No.56465492]

wtf is going on here

[Anonymous No.56465494]

>>56465455
>im up
>>no you arent
>okay but i am though, +54% this year
>>heres a rope
cringe

[Anonymous No.56465504]

Is it better to rebalance on thee last day of the month or the first of next month?

[Anonymous No.56465505]

>>56465492
we’re waiting for the big war and the election.

[Anonymous No.56465507]

>>56465492
earning season


THE FED ARE TO PROPOSE LOWERING DEBIT-CARD SWIPE FEES, THE PROPOSAL WOULD LOWER FEES BY ABOUT 30% ON AVERAGE DEBIT TRANSACTION OF $50 - WSJ.

we are sso b

[Anonymous No.56465506]

>>56465490
dont worry a gamestop shill will bake
they do it for free

[Anonymous No.56465511]

Resistance has broken

[Anonymous No.56465513]

>>56465471
I stocked up on ramen a couple weeks ago, though I just ate my last 3 packets yesterday so I'm going to need to go out today. All I have left is just bulk white rice. I guess I can survive on that for a few days.
No, I'm not using DASH. Though, I do actually have like $40 in credit on my account from gift cards, so I could.

[Anonymous No.56465514]

4200 BREACHED
DIVE
I
V
E

[Anonymous No.56465524]

TOTAL MUMU ANNIHALATION

[Anonymous No.56465525]

>>56465514
already bounced lol

[Anonymous No.56465533]

Storm the gates Bobros

[Anonymous No.56465536]

>>56465533
420 too strong

[Anonymous No.56465537]

>>56465480
There is quite literally zero reason, whatsoever, for semis to be selling off like the world is fucking ending. You don't have a reason. You can't point to anything other than pure speculation about...bond yields? Israel? What is it?

[Anonymous No.56465543]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56465546]

>>56465482
Hey put my name on the list, thanks...what? Oh, what I try to buy? Uh yea I tried to buy 1245 contracts of 0DTE QQQ puts at the $354 stike for $.29 a piece thanks just put them in my account and debit that money appreciate it

[Anonymous No.56465556]

Bids Gigglin
>>56465543
Its you

[Anonymous No.56465555]

>>56465511
Oh fug. Shit and piss below 4200.

[Anonymous No.56465558]

>>56465537
Why does there have to be a reason? The price is absurdly high and the AI golden bull run delusion is fading.

[Anonymous No.56465561]

>Nigerian calls you
>Explains there is a pigeon in your bank account
Your response?

[Anonymous No.56465571]

>>56465494
Nobody believes a thing that comes out of your lying gay mouth tranny

[Anonymous No.56465572]

>>56465561
Hang up immediately. It's a scammer trying to get enough of a voice sample to train an AI that can impersonate you.

[Anonymous No.56465579]

stop redeeming 4200 for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.56465580]

>>56465555
>digits
Just sold

[Anonymous No.56465585]

>>56465571
i post my daily profits screenshots every single day

[Anonymous No.56465587]

>>56465537
At the most basic level, neglecting the entire macroeconomic picture (which is extremely grim, we are going into a total global economic crisis, with hundreds of bank failures world wide - and this macro picture is enough on its own to short semis and the market to oblivion)
Biden just announced yesterday for NVDA to halt all AI chips to China.
This was the whole reason for the AI mania rally, for the semi boom. That China was placing double, triple orders for semis, trying to place a large enough order that the US would allow it to happen, and wouldn't shoot NVDA (and others) finances in the foot by barring the trade
Yesterday, this was stopped. Now the mania is killed. China cannot triple purchase. All these orders, all this guidance of strong semi sales just got its balls cut off. You were just too stupid to notice.
https://www.tipranks.com/news/biden-directs-nvidia-nasdaqnvda-to-immediately-curb-chinese-chip-exports
>Biden directs Nvidia to immediately curb Chinese chip exports
I linked this to you yesterday. You just weren't paying attention - you never are.

[Anonymous No.56465598]

>>56465561
Tell him to come swing by and we'll take care of it. We'll write a check as soon as he gets here to sign it.

[Anonymous No.56465606]

>>56465513
>though I just ate my last 3 packets yesterday so I'm going to need to go out today.
Thats just carbs and salts my dude.
You need protein, and some fruit and veg.
Health is wealth.
No point making it to kneel over and die at 45

[Anonymous No.56465610]

New
>>56457577
>>56457577
>>56457577

[Anonymous No.56465621]

>>56465610
fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.56465622]

>>56465513
Pinto beans, northern beans and black eyed peas are great in a crock pot and half a huge shelf life.

[Anonymous No.56465623]

>>56465585
I'm sorry you lost so much money today already

[Anonymous No.56465626]

>>56465462
You are supposed to only toss your foreskin not the whole schmeckle

[Anonymous No.56465627]

>>56465587
I remember telling some faggot this would happen when nigvidia reported last quarter and they told me I was delusional

[Anonymous No.56465633]

418 mm bid

[Anonymous No.56465649]

>>56465462
wrong tribe guy, the israelites don't care, those are the amalek

[Anonymous No.56465651]

>>56465621
lmao you’re so bad at investing

[Anonymous No.56465650]

this is the last thread

[Anonymous No.56465653]

>>56464096
Nice meme anon

[Anonymous No.56465672]

>>56465623
im up $500 atm, made $3k yesterday

[Anonymous No.56465674]

>>56465651
says the guy buying divvies before the vix hits 77

[Anonymous No.56465688]

pg 5
Is this the last smg

[Anonymous No.56465691]

>>56465688
when soxl dies smg must die with it, such are the rules of nature

[Anonymous No.56465698]

>>56465195
They never listen ever but we tell them what's coming, they don't believe in magic and keep losing money we just wanna help them
>>56456318

[Anonymous No.56465701]

>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56465715]

CONTRACT
TARGET:: SOXL
6 000 000 DOLLARS
DO YOU ACCEPT?

[Anonymous No.56465727]

Do I buy January 420 spy puts now or wait?

[Anonymous No.56465729]

>>56465701
Good /smg/ can finally die…. Eat shit faggots it was a pleasure losing money with you all

[Anonymous No.56465736]

>>56465674
>but muh made up numbers!
>don’t buy shares in good companies until you look at muh made up numbers!

[Anonymous No.56465740]

>>56465701
Even the system knows this is the very last /smg in history so why bother with verifications at this point?

[Anonymous No.56465743]

baking

[Anonymous No.56465742]

>>56465727
I'm sure it will bounce back up between now and then so you can save on the theta.

[Anonymous No.56465751]

>>56465727
the first time to buy a put is 20 handles ago
the second best time is now

[Anonymous No.56465767]

[Anonymous No.56465771]

>>56465767
every time I look it's down more, this is a truly magical day

[Anonymous No.56465777]

Do not be influenced by rumors. Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.56465778]

>SPY down 1%
>CrAsH, BlAcK wEnDsDaY, few, 1987
I hate this shit so much.

[Anonymous No.56465780]

>>56465727
what are you some kind of scaredypants?

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[Anonymous No.56465791]

where did the crab go?

[Anonymous No.56465799]

bid at the old low 417.8

[Anonymous No.56465804]

This is fucking retarded. A trillion dollar company is down 10% because of a slight miss on one segment, these market makers deserve a guillotine

[Anonymous No.56465821]

>>56465804
kek GOOG baggie. What a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.56465822]

>>56465777
Blessed lies

[Anonymous No.56465825]

>>56465791
<Bobo_stomping_on_a_crab.ai.jpg>

[Anonymous No.56465827]

>>56465804
they deserved it long before the million dollar valuation

[Anonymous No.56465830]

>>56465743
You're our only hope.

[Anonymous No.56465831]

>>56464419
MSFT beat their cloud estimates and its mooning. Frankly the reason GOOG is so dogshit right now despite beating overall earnings is because its showing weakness compared to competitors; everyone else is eating their lunch. If AWS and Azure beat while GCS is missing, then its literally ogre for alphabet this quarter.

[Anonymous No.56465837]

>>56465804
It's the same price it was literally one month ago and up 40% ytd. What are you even complaining about?

[Anonymous No.56465839]

we're going to recover one hour before the market closes (like always)

[Anonymous No.56465841]

Tripfags do the needful and bake the bread.

[Anonymous No.56465844]

>>56465701
I'm glad that jpg is getting some play. Seeing a meme I created get reposted is the only thing that keeps me alive anymore

[Anonymous No.56465846]

Did anyone see that downwick on bonds? Absolutely brutal.

[Anonymous No.56465847]

>>56465841
i said i'm baking
we're about 30 mins away from page 10 so chill dafuk out

[Anonymous No.56465849]

>>56465742
>I'm sure it will bounce back up between now and then so you can save on the theta.
then when? what kind of non answer was that.?

[Anonymous No.56465851]

>>56465831
>+2.4%
>mooning
lol

[Anonymous No.56465856]

so this is the end of /smg/...

[Anonymous No.56465861]

>>56465844
I'll keep using it.

[Anonymous No.56465869]

>>56465846
Now thats a shake out

[Anonymous No.56465870]

>>56465856
A thread of silence for soxl baggies everywhere.

[Anonymous No.56465872]

>>56464096
NEW THREAD >>56464096
>>56464096
>>56464096
>>56464096
>>56464096
>>56464096

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>>56465856
this is page 5. the end is still 30 mins away.

[Anonymous No.56465876]

ACTUAL NEW THREAD
>>56465864
>>56465864
>>56465864

[Anonymous No.56465877]

Alright jannies fucking bake you useless faggots.

[Anonymous No.56465878]

>>56465872
this one is as bad as the other.

[Anonymous No.56465884]

>>56465844
Yea I know the feeling. I create images and come back weeks later seeing them posted by random frens is a rare comfy feeling in such chaotic times

[Anonymous No.56465904]

>>56465872
>>56465844
based

[Anonymous No.56465964]

>>56464385
Today this meme is actually true since the saudis are the largest outside holders of Nintendo

[Anonymous No.56466048]

>>56464647
The micron thesis is pretty interesting if you read Pabrai’s thesis. Basically he says it’s a completely stable oligopoly and you don’t have to worry about any surprise breakthroughs because they coordinate R&D funding between companies in different jurisdictions. And Samsung can’t be hit for antitrust because it’s basically bigger than/the same as the gov of ROK

[Anonymous No.56466112]

>>56465884
Full disclosure, I actually started some of /smg/'s dumbest and most well-known memes from the past few years. Some of them are so dumb that I'm ashamed they still get posted. I won't say which ones, but yeah...

[Anonymous No.56466650]

>>56466112
Yeah the oil bros have been using a leon russel pic I posted some time ago. I love it/them/biz (aside from the crypto faggots which is 98.979124% of the board)