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56459115 No.56459115 [Reply] [Original]

I want to brag about my Link gains to my friends should I do it bros I’ll be subtle about it

>> No.56459445

>>56459115
yes, do it

>> No.56459452

>>56459115
No don't
They will ask for money

>> No.56459454

>>56459445
Thanks :)

>> No.56459471

I think you should find Christ

>> No.56459480

>>56459115
Absolutely do it.
They’ll not be resentful, upset or even angry.
They’ll never leak your address if and when link gets to a valuation that will encourage others to kill you.
This will never end poorly.

>> No.56459495

>>56459480
>>56459471
Lol I’m gonna do it at the bonfire tonight ekkekekekekke faggots don’t wanna play civ anymore fuck em

>> No.56459500
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>>56459115
Rule Nombre Uno: never let no one know
How much LINK you hold cause you know
The chainlinks breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

Number 2: never let 'em know your next trade
Don't you know Swing Linkers move in silence and quietness?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad shorts at these fags for they dollas and LINKs

Number 3: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that wall up, properly stacked up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast stink
She be laying in binance to stoploss hunt that ass up

Number 4: I know you heard this before
"Never sell low from your own supply"

Number 5: never sell no LINK when price low at
I don't care, they want under 1k, tell 'em "bounce!"

Number 6: that goddamn CeFi? forget it
You think a jew paying LINK back, shit forget it!

7: this rule is so underrated
Keep your thot and /biz/ness folder completely separated
Money and brappers don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit-postin

Number 8: never keep no LINK on binance!
Them chinks that pump your wallet can steal it too

Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me:
If you ain't gettin' all in, stay the fuck away from LINK
If Sergey thinks you not, he ain't tryna to fuddin
He be sittin' at the SIBOS, waiting to start shillin'

Number 10: a strong word called "smart contract"
Strictly for NEET men, not for wage-men
If they ain't read the whitepaper, say "hell no!"
Cause they gon' want your money and you never gonna make it
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, 24 years as the wagecuck

>> No.56459530

>>56459495
you deserve everything that's coming to you. don't fucking do it, you were warned

>> No.56459553

you sound like a homo, how much money have you made?

>> No.56459572

>>56459530
I WANTED TO PLAY FUCKING CIV NOT MORTAL KOMBAT

>> No.56459636

>>56459500
Based

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>>56459452
He can always say it was all bullshit
>KEK

>> No.56459697

>>56459115
Pride cometh before the fall. Grow up. Read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

>> No.56459704

>>56459697
Didn’t that dude let a gladiator fuck his wife kek fuck off cuck

>> No.56459708

>>56459572
video games are for children and losers
shape up pussy

>> No.56459715

>>56459708
Nigga I hold a make it stack of link i already made it I’ll do what I want

>> No.56459725

People like this are the reason it went from $50 to $5. Hope you lose it all retard

>> No.56459745

>>56459725
Nigga I went all in at $6 keep dreaming bitch square up on civ

>> No.56459826

>>56459745
The thing is, it’s not that they didn’t want to play CIV, instead they likely chose a new game so that they wouldn’t have to spend time with you. You’re an old friend from school who received a pity invite to a bonfire catch-up. Truth is you’re an insufferable, lonely faggot.

>> No.56459838

>>56459826
Bro I hold link that shit don’t matter to me anymore. I’m about to go off tonight peace out

>> No.56459947

>>56459115

You made it all of a sudden because it went from $7 to $11? That’s not even a fucking 2x lol. Nice larp fag.

>> No.56460321

>>56459115
Never mention link to them again dude
I’m fucking serious
I made the mistake of telling my ex last bull and it was a giant mistake

>> No.56460329

>>56460321
Ok convince me what did she do