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How do I tell my wife Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 19:45:05 No.56455911 [Reply] [Original]

I lost the kids' milk money?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 19:47:47 No.56455946 you dont have a wife or kids. or friends

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 19:49:40 No.56455974 Your wife doesn't make milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 19:56:01 No.56456053 >>56455911 posh'ol na khu'iyevinu suk'ha

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 19:57:27 No.56456074 >>56455911 Thanks I've been wanting this gif for ages. Just link her to this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 24, 2023 20:10:05 No.56456267 >has a wife >society forces him to give his kids money so that they can buy milk really makes ya think

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:08:01 No.56458201 >>56455911 Find a way to gaslight the bitch into thinking she lost the money.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:09:27 No.56458213 File: 59 KB, 655x527, 1527651354954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56455911 You keep it a secret, fool. My brother-in-law has lost a big bag on crypto, and my sister doesn't even know about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:23:31 No.56458297 >>56455911 Don’t worry bullnukkah holiday is coming greatest holiday

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:25:21 No.56458312 >>56455911 feed your wife breastmilking ills so that she can finally perform her job as a mother and start milking the sow. Have the kids feed on her breasts everyday to not spend on regular milk at the store dumbie

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:27:15 No.56458328 >>56455911 I lost the kids milk money

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:29:00 No.56458335 Wait you have to pay for your wife's breast milk? This cost of living crisis is out of control

Anonymous Wed, Oct 25, 2023 00:50:07 No.56458498
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>>56455911
You don't; instead, you do this: replace the lost milk money with a limited series of attractive debt packages, which you then use as collateral for loans to buy junk bonds for resale in a foreign market to buy their currency natively and then resell it through FOREX.

Never tell your wife anything other than interrogatives & commands, with the sole exception being the occasional compliment on her appearance.

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