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LOL

>> No.56453615

jeez, I quit my McDonalds job, should I call crawling my manager to say I was joking?
I told him to fuck off

>> No.56453626
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>>56453592
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>> No.56453634

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56453643

BOGGED

>> No.56453657

10k is programmed into the blockchain code. This is not a joke.

>> No.56453662

It's so over it hurts please tell me this is fake news please god

>> No.56453663

>>56453592
2 more leaks

>> No.56453701
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56453701

>remove it on purpose after closing longs
>open shorts immediately
>now they will close shorts to open longs again
then it will come back up, goddamn I hate these manipulators

>> No.56453707

Lol bull run confirmed. This news can't even bring BTC below 33k.

>> No.56453710

This market is a fucking joke, Guarantee that this was coordinated with the same whales who pumped BTC

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>>56453592
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.56453731

>>56453592
old and already posted

>> No.56453732

>>56453592
The reason why bears in this thread are losing money and desperately trying to push this FUD is because you simply can't trade and don't understand the market. I'm not going to explain why this news doesn't matter to you retards. I'm only here to laugh at you while you lose money.

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>>56453592
>X
>:O
i fucking HATE the modern world so much bros.

>> No.56454021

Why isn't the price moving?

>> No.56454056

>>56454021
I am scared bros lol

>> No.56454071

>>56454021
it basically immediately dropped from 34800 to 33000 when the news came out

>> No.56454094

>>56454021
Market understands the ETF is inevitable, and the market also knows the ETF is going to pump the price astronomically because fake news about the ETF releasing pumped the price. FUD along the lines of "The ETF isn't here... YET" isn't enough to cause a massive dump. It's only enough to shake out a few weak handed bear retards.

>> No.56454117

>>56454094
a single FUD post from the SEC will just as easily wipe away this entire pump. Trading news bullets is a fools errand.

>> No.56454175

>>56454117
Not to mention zoomers don't know there are ETFs that bet against the price.

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56454200

umm didn't you guys hear the latest news that China is about to ban Bitcoin?
I mean I already sold and so should you.
news should be out in a few mins

>> No.56454226

>>56454175
Yeah, futures ETFs. Not spot.

>> No.56454255

>>56454175
I don't even know what an etf is and I've made high 6fig on crypto. who cares about boomer markets. with wide scale adoption inevitable for one of these dapp oriented chains we're going to be rich with or without any support.

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56454316

would you tell your BTC value to her /biz/?
https://twitter.com/BitcoinMagazine/status/1716837616245506091

>> No.56454325

How many of you dumb assholes bought that pump today?

>> No.56454336

THANKS OP JUST BOUGHT MORE AHAHAHAHA DURR DURRRRR

>> No.56455149

>>56453741
do something about it then
also you might be severly autistic

>> No.56455176

>>56454325
I did, and tomorrow i will buy more

>> No.56455189

>>56453592
Too bad market is retarded and we cleared resistences like nothing. We wont go under 30k again.

>> No.56455248

Fomo and biz retards that bought yesterday will sell today.
The spot ETF won't be approved until the last deadline (April 2024? I don't remember right now) if you didn't know this you are a normie that deserve to buy the top

>> No.56455408

>>56455248
February 5th.