/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56452537]

Positive Self-Talk Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>56447937

[Anonymous No.56452553]

SVIX bros it's just free money at this point

[Anonymous No.56452554]

Is it a villain you want? I’ll play the part. (sips his whiskey) After all, what is a drama without a villain? What is the building of this grand road if not a drama? This business is not for the weak of heart.

It’s a thorny, brutal affair that rewards the lion for his ferocity.
What of the zebra? What of the poor zebra? Well, the zebra is eaten as the zebra should be.

Make no mistake, blood will be spilled. Lives will be lost. Fortunes will be made. Men will be ruined. There will be betrayal and scandal. A perfidy of epic proportions.

You see, the secret I know is this: all of the history is made by the lion. We drag the poor zebra, kicking and braying, staining the earth with his cheap blood. History doesn’t remember us fondly but then history is written by the zebra for the zebra.

[Anonymous No.56452555]

>money moving out of bonds
>money moving out of stocks
>money moving into crypto

yeah, I'm guessing some paramilitary group in the Middle East is getting new toys, cause there's no other way to explain this

[Anonymous No.56452561]

open board meeting hapening right now, crabbing until its over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss9z66NaXd0

[Anonymous No.56452564]

spy triple top, hopefully we can breakout from here and squeeze all the shorties

[Anonymous No.56452572]

To all who it may concern regarding a boat, my very wealthy uncle once gave me advice that I never forgot:

"If it fucks, floats, or flies: Rent it"

[Anonymous No.56452578]

>>56452555
bitcoins can now not only traced, the investigators are going back through the blockchain and catching everyone from forever, bitcoin is not a way to launder money since like 2019

[Anonymous No.56452582]

I want to pick up a canadian bank
Should I get BMO or RY?

[Anonymous No.56452583]

Spy is going to $500 by the end of the year

money printers are ramping up again, money will become worthless soon, starter homes will cost $1,000,000 soon. Normalize 10% YOY inflation.

People need to be perpetually hungry and miserable 24/7 in order to be effective employees, eroding savings/wealth is the only way to pump the GDP

[Anonymous No.56452596]

i just woke up and
the markets are rising
i'm thinking earnings
will be energizing

[Anonymous No.56452598]

>>56452582
why? are you canadian? you know canadian taxes will be withheld, right?

[Anonymous No.56452606]

>>56452561
The market is never going to stop crabbing, anon

[Anonymous No.56452611]

>>56452582
Just lookup tickers for Chinese bank stocks

[Anonymous No.56452628]

>>56452578
This, bitcoin is even less privacy

[Anonymous No.56452634]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56452639]

>>56452596
Well somebody's in a good mood today for a change

[Anonymous No.56452655]

And just like that, MARA will never be below $10 ever again!

[Anonymous No.56452656]

>>56452639
I just woke up and I'm enjoying my coffee, my day hasn't fully gone to shit yet

[Anonymous No.56452659]

>>56452578
Traced to what? If the source or target isnt known you arent any smarter by looking at public transactions

[Anonymous No.56452663]

We are healing

[Anonymous No.56452666]

early santa rally?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452668]

>>56452628
I wanna open a self service laundry mat and coffee bar in Washington DC, so college kids can come in and study while doing their laundry, but it's really just a front for politicians to launder their money.

[Anonymous No.56452671]

uaw strike expanding, short gm

[Anonymous No.56452677]

>>56452663
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56452680]

>snib
>snab
>snib
>snab

[Anonymous No.56452683]

>>56452555
the hedge funds know

[Anonymous No.56452684]

>>56452668
Baggie the more you post the more I get concerned that you are mentally unwell. My impression of you and your gookfu went from this

[Anonymous No.56452688]

THREADLY REMINDER when the market goes up, volatility goes down. When the market crabs, volatility goes down. When the market goes down slowly, volatility goes down. SHORT THE VIX

[Anonymous No.56452692]

>>56452680
Isn't it a fun little ride?

[Anonymous No.56452693]

Why shouldn’t I just all in on AMZN calls?

[Anonymous No.56452695]

>>56452668
>>56452684
To this, two scrawny mentally unstable nerds with the girl having the Asian girl coomer face
>she knows you know that she knows

[Anonymous No.56452702]

Vz Chad here, the next contrsrian play is WBA AND jnk

[Anonymous No.56452703]

>>56452693
What if google earnings are shit?

[Anonymous No.56452710]

>>56452693
Maybe bcause you could very well lose your entire portfolio

[Anonymous No.56452711]

Yeahhhhh I'm thinking SOXX is looking pretty bullish right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452722]

>>56452695
I'm trying to focus on my future, and that future involves getting a piece of dirt on all of these politicians so I can control the entire world. The laundromat is just a single piece of the whole puzzel.

[Anonymous No.56452726]

>>56452684

[Anonymous No.56452729]

Saars I have no experience with trading indices mainly because I'm more of a commodities guy, but I might as well try indices too.
Is this behaviour common for the spx500?
>inb4 timezone at the bottom of the pic
Yes, I do hate myself for being born in Yurop instead of the land of the free.

[Anonymous No.56452732]

>>56452722
You should definitely spend more time on here then since that's how you'll make the most progress toward your goals

[Anonymous No.56452733]

>>56452722
Politicians can have all of their dirt out in the public now and nobody cares

[Anonymous No.56452735]

>>56452680
I just zoomed in and the technicals say the biggest bullrun of the century starts as soon as we hit 360 sir

[Anonymous No.56452736]

>>56452722
If that's what you want to do then try opening up a child's daycare center and eventually work your way up to your own Jeffrey Epstein Island.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452745]

>>56452726
Look at that fucking race traitor.

[Anonymous No.56452747]

420 0DTE puts
GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56452753]

>>56452668
knew a dude with a string of laundry mats. his Lincoln was always rolling low in the back. every time i asked he was 'on his way to deposit those quarters'

[Anonymous No.56452755]

>>56452729
>I'm more of a commodities guy
>Is this behaviour common for the spx500?
LMFAO a commodities physio trader sees the death throws of the S&P and wants to gamble on it...
Fucking top signal.

[Anonymous No.56452756]

>>56452598
Why not? they are cheap so just buying the dip
I'm going with RY cause It's blue
>>56452611
>China

[Anonymous No.56452760]

My Thursday crab spreads are right on the line from about to get heemed or not. They are still +28% from yesterday when I bought them, but any higher and that could get wiped out quickly.

A lil help Bobo? Maybe I should close out 10 of them? I try to get +50% but now I'm starting to sweat

[Anonymous No.56452762]

>>56452729
short term is a random walk. same with commodities.

[Anonymous No.56452767]

fucking roblox up 8% cop or drop?

[Anonymous No.56452768]

>>56452753
I haven't been in a laundromat in over a decades since that's where all the derelicts and poors hang out but do they still even take quarters? Like do they not have card readers on those things now?

[Anonymous No.56452769]

Any chance TQQQ hits 39 by eow?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452772]

>>56452736
so we'll have the laundromat, the child sex ring, we're also going to need a charismatic guy with his new churchlike cult, something along the lines of the mormons or scientologists so we can influence hollywood

[Anonymous No.56452777]

>>56452710
Leaps, nothing short term. What could go wrong? It’s Amazon

[Anonymous No.56452778]

>>56452769
12% chance

[Anonymous No.56452779]

>>56452769
>Any chance TQQQ hits 39 by eow
da fuq?

Anything is possible in clown market

[Anonymous No.56452786]

>>56452755
>He doesn't listen to the voices

[Anonymous No.56452792]

Natgas anons is it time to buy BOIL?

[Anonymous No.56452794]

>>56452729
>born in Yurop
Short VSTOXX futures instead. Embrace entropy. Embrace the crab

[Anonymous No.56452799]

>>56452779
Can we get an updated current version of what would be in the CLOWN ETF for 2023?

[Anonymous No.56452800]

>>56452768
>card readers
The fees would eat up your profits

[Anonymous No.56452809]

>music from requiem for a dream playing in background

[Anonymous No.56452810]

>>56452778
Damn we're gonna need to bump that up a bit, to like 110%

[Anonymous No.56452812]

>>56452745
>>56452726
>I did all for the gookie
>(come on) the gookie
>(come on) the gookie
>so you can take that sushi
>and stick it up your (yeah)
>stick it up your (yeah)
>stick it up your (yeah)
>stick it up your

[Anonymous No.56452814]

>>56452768
>>56452800
They usually use NFC fare cards that you load money to online.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452818]

>>56452812
isnt fred durst dead?

[Anonymous No.56452820]

>>56452583
I wish, it would spark instant civil unrest and people wouldn't care about gaza. America First politicians would be voted into office in droves

[Anonymous No.56452821]

>>56452745
Please do not have children, those goblins will be horrendous

[Anonymous No.56452824]

>>56452812
Mad tuck game

[Anonymous No.56452825]

>>56452767
It's boomers getting back on the train thinking they are hip to the games zoomies play

[Anonymous No.56452828]

>>56452799
I call it the "Suicide ETF". Based on the popular fountain drink mix as kids(not possible today as fountain drinks are being removed from establishments.) This ETF consists of

EVERYTHING:
Markets, commodities, crypto, currency, Pogs, options trading, Memes, election results betting, YOU NAME IT

[Anonymous No.56452832]

Someone post the max pain chart

[Anonymous No.56452846]

>>56452832

[Anonymous No.56452849]

>>56452799
>Can we get an updated current version of what would be in the CLOWN ETF for 2023?
Have a look here and here:
https://polymarket.com/markets?_s=start_date%3Adesc
and here:
https://kalshi.com/events
for all your clown world ETF gambling needs

[Anonymous No.56452851]

Do people still use SNAP? They did the same things last earnings “leaking” a fluff piece before release and it dumped after.

[Anonymous No.56452855]

>>56452832
https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/options-max-pain/spy
QQQ $362
SPY $428

[Anonymous No.56452857]

>>56452849
Truly a man of class sophistication and has figured out a part of this life in this timeline.

[Anonymous No.56452869]

>>56452849
Interesting, thanks fren

[Anonymous No.56452872]

Remember last thread when I said I sold my puts at the low of the day and the other anon said it was too early?
Yea I am thinking it wasn't too early.

[Anonymous No.56452874]

>>56452768
IDK, most have gone out of business. Probably will take cash & cards & bitcoin by now.

[Anonymous No.56452877]

>>56452814
>>56452814
That sounds like it would work in certain areas but I could see boomers/poors/beans having a problem. I had to use the laundromat once a couple of years ago after my hot water heater shit the bed and if I had to do more than load a few quarters into the machine I wouldn't go through the hassle.

[Anonymous No.56452887]

[Anonymous No.56452889]

>>56452812
If baggies wife looked like that I'd respect him slightly more. However he has a fake titted flat assed asian.

[Anonymous No.56452917]

that's a big gap to fill
can mumu pull it off?

[Anonymous No.56452918]

all this volatility and everyone is quite on the board...

[Anonymous No.56452926]

>>56452918
most people are holding bags one way or the other

[Anonymous No.56452929]

half asleep I read soxs as 16 thought the world was ending and got all excited...fucking lame

[Anonymous No.56452933]

>>56452917
PPT mission never been more important on the brink of WW3 and elections

[Anonymous No.56452936]

>>56452917
My crystal ball says no

[Anonymous No.56452941]

>chev pays 35 times earnings for hess which is largely offshore plus the second worst shale in the country
>exxon paid around 12x for pioneer
>OXY trades at 12x
>COP trades at 13.7x
what's their problem? all of these are going to trend towards 16x earnings or so even assuming mediocre shale remains economic

[Anonymous No.56452943]

>>56452918
We just watching the show looking for an entry point

[Anonymous No.56452955]

If NVDA recovers, this gunna be a very green day. People may run to it as safe place for money.

[Anonymous No.56452957]

Go back down to $355 on the dot QQQ you stupid worthless piece of dog shit

[Anonymous No.56452960]

>>56452941
They're gonna take it as a tax write off

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56452963]

R TLT Putz da Wae?

[Anonymous No.56452966]

[Anonymous No.56452968]

>>56452917
>mumu for stocks
>the fed is on their side
>but the magnificent 7 can all be cut in half so long as the employment figures look okay to some faceless bean-counter who doesn't have to talk to the public because j-pow does it for him
>mumu for crypto
>the SEC and IRS are lifelong enemies
>and they work for the US treasury which will never want you in any currency or currency substitute other than theirs

adequatio intellectus et rei

[Anonymous No.56452973]

>>56452963
Didn't Ackman close his bond shorts?

[Anonymous No.56452982]

Slow /smg/ today

[Anonymous No.56452985]

>>56452917
short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.56452988]

>>56452982
Yeah I got banned

[Anonymous No.56452991]

>>56452877
Setomatic Systems - Baco Raton FL
>SpyderWash is the secure all-in-one laundromat payment system for the modern and digital age. With our solution, your laundromat can accept coins, credit/debit cards, loyalty cards, RFID contactless credit cards or NFC mobile wallets. Upgrade even your oldest washer and dryer models with ease.

[Anonymous No.56452993]

Let me see if I can help you Mumu:

AI
>AI
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[Anonymous No.56453003]

>ARE YOU OK BOBO
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[Anonymous No.56453004]

>>56452941
M8, when these companies make such big business moves, there is always something in the background that we are not privy to. Don't worry about it too much.

On another note
>US composite index above 50
And people were saying last year how the economy would get completely shafted. Sure, the economy has slowed down a bit and some useless people have gotten fired and are now working multiple part time jobs but so what? Earnings are great and this season is typically extremely strong... I wouldn't want to be a bobo this week as Amazon and META absolutely demolish expectations

[Anonymous No.56453008]

So let me get this straight. Yesterday the bond market 10y/30y were both over 5% yield til 945am(ackmans tweet) then the yields crashed. 24 hours later we see loads of volatility? Someone want to explain if the market finally broke?

[Anonymous No.56453010]

>>56452966

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453016]

>>56452973
is he still underwater on his kikeflix?

[Anonymous No.56453020]

>>56452968
>adequatio intellectus et rei
I had to google this. It is based

[Anonymous No.56453022]

>>56453003
yes
you know the situation is extremely, extremely dire when they have to have ACKman come out and tell everyone to stop shorting bonds
>srsly guize, stop shorting bonds
the more desperate and often that they cry out "everything is fine" the worse it actually is

[Anonymous No.56453040]

>>56453003
doin okay. We figured this week would pump on expectations anyways.

[Anonymous No.56453042]

>>56452537
>I alone decide what is funny
Damn that is literally me

[Anonymous No.56453047]

>>56453022
anyone that didn't immediately understand that this is what happened, what is happening
I'm sorry that you are a naive sheep

[Anonymous No.56453050]

looks like we're losing steam and getting sucked back to the 358-ish eternal crab area
mumu should be fine unless we break that vwap

[Anonymous No.56453063]

>>56453008
>explain if the market finally broke?
nope, we had more fingers to plug it with.

[Anonymous No.56453066]

>>56452918
this >>56452943 no fucking idea when I'll actually feel safe to enter the market

[Anonymous No.56453072]

>>56452991
Still seems unnecessary to split profits with a third party but I can see the appeal to get zoomer bux

[Anonymous No.56453077]

>>56453022
>>56453047
do you guys really think it's just a coincidence
that the day 10yr yield breaks 5%
the first time breaking 5% since 2007
that ACKman just happens to come out at 9:45am
right as markets are breaking down to new yearly lows
>stop shorting bonds guys, seriously, I'm super serious, stop shorting them
L o l. Please remove the wools from your eyes. You are extremely naive if you think it was just a "coincidence"
You know shit is seriously breaking down if they are forced to make desperation moves like this. The more they shout
>Everything is fine!
the worse things actually are. If you don't understand this dynamic, you are a dumbo sheep.

[Anonymous No.56453083]

>>56452769
it will hit 40 by fri. screen cap n checkem

[Anonymous No.56453084]

>>56452688
damn she’s busting a fat nut

[Anonymous No.56453091]

>>56453047
>>56453077
i can tell you're poor from the hubris of your posts

[Anonymous No.56453093]

>>56453077
They (EVERYONE) all already know, even the normies now... What their investment is in turning their head away and pretending its not happening... I will never understand.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453094]

>>56453077
Two words, Santa-Cruz Rally

[Anonymous No.56453096]

>>56452991
companies that inject themselves into the point-of-sale/payment process are pretty shit. they have no moat, they are exposed to cyberattack around the fucking clock, and in exchange all they do is strip a tiny % out of someone else's cash flows. good luck with that buddy boy

[Anonymous No.56453098]

>>56453077
we didn't have bidenomics in 2007. it's totally different this time.

[Anonymous No.56453099]

>>56453077
Exiters pyramid finally in play?

[Anonymous No.56453100]

>>56453091
I have posted my ~$2.4M NW here with timestamp over 10 times. KYS.

[Anonymous No.56453102]

>>56453091
your comment fails do addresss or explain:

>that the day 10yr yield breaks 5%
>the first time breaking 5% since 2007
>that ACKman just happens to come out at 9:45am
>right as markets are breaking down to new yearly lows

[Anonymous No.56453120]

>>56453100
Aren't you that anon with 6-figure TLT loss?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453130]

>>56453102
I'm not really following. How is the 10 year breaking 5% for the first time since you had pubes not completely separate from the tweet and markets breaking down to new yearly lows. Only some of these are connected.

[Anonymous No.56453131]

>>56453102
is ACKman a glowie or legitimately just trying to protect his own wealth?

[Anonymous No.56453133]

>>56453120
No. I'm the anon who called the top in the summer (primarily due to dollar). Who called the bottom several weeks ago. Who called the top of the relief rally, both in the market and in bonds. I am the anon who tries to make you money, but you never listen.

[Anonymous No.56453135]

>>56453120
I'd imagine an 8 figure account could withstand a few 6 figure losses.

[Anonymous No.56453139]

>(Bloomberg) -- Xi Jinping made his first known visit to the nation’s central bank since he became Chinese president a decade ago, according to people familiar with the matter, underscoring the government’s increased focus on shoring up the economy and financial markets.
I wonder what they're cooking.

[Anonymous No.56453143]

>>56453004
that doesn't mean it's a smart thing, just a hidden thing.
i'm definitely not worried about it i'm an OXY shareholder kek

unraveling from: multiple part-time, credit cards tapped out, and dwindling savings on a struggling savings rate
back to: normal enough to raise kids
will take a very long time. and in that time, EMs will flourish. the answer to "so what" won't be visible to you for 15-20 years. the population will dwindle and tax receipts will probably not catch up to interest payments on the public debt without cuts in "mandatory" programs, on top of restructuring the military.
we'll be much more of a backwater -- to what extent though, all depends who banks with us and who banks with BRICs.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453146]

>>56453131
he's a hACKtivist investor, the dude uses his money to push the globo homo rules for thee but not for me, stay poor, own nothing and be thankful for not being white agenda.

[Anonymous No.56453150]

>>56453131
>is ACKman a glowie
STOP SHORTING THE MARKET THAT YELLEN AND BIDEN HAVE SAID IS STRONGER THAN EVER AND THAT THEIR IS 100% NO ISSUES WITH INFLATION, HOUSING, IMIGRATION, OR WW3!!

[Anonymous No.56453151]

>>56453003
Fine, thanks.

[Anonymous No.56453154]

>...and then /smg/ said, long oil... during a recession

[Anonymous No.56453165]

Finally fucking get a push down holy shit that took forever

[Anonymous No.56453166]

>>56453131
He's just a fiat ((shill)). All is well. No need to be alarmed all! I just a good person imparting the world with my bright and disposition of current economical situation and how marvelously this government and fed has beaten russian inflation.

[Anonymous No.56453169]

that big red dildo on QQQ breaking the vwap anchor doesn't look too good for mumuman

[Anonymous No.56453173]

Jesus fucking christ just pick a direction fuck me

[Anonymous No.56453181]

>>56453131
Once you achieve a certain level of wealth you automatically become a glowie.
>would be a shame if something happened to your private jet while it was in the air...
It's that kind of deal

[Anonymous No.56453180]

>>56453154
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56453182]

>WTHWT!?
#43945 today

[Anonymous No.56453190]

>>56453139
They're figuring out the best strategy for dumping more US treasurys that will bring maximum pain to the West

[Anonymous No.56453192]

The volume and candles on SPY look like absolute fucking trash today. Algorithmic trading was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.56453196]

>>56453154
we're not in recession though

[Anonymous No.56453199]

>>56453190
Finally someone else acknowledges that China is doing it to directly manipulate the US. The interesting part will be seeing what the US does to fuck China in the ass in return.

[Anonymous No.56453202]

>>56453196
>and then he said
>>we're not in recession though

[Anonymous No.56453205]

>>56453072
agree, maybe other systems out there - seems like a local solution that does all above might be a niche market for a custom software developer, hmmm

[Anonymous No.56453215]

>>56453202
well it's true o_O

[Anonymous No.56453216]

>>56453196
you ridin with Biden too buddy??

[Anonymous No.56453219]

Im in on GOOG
5x CFD leverage
Earnings in 2

[Anonymous No.56453220]

>>56453192
i get the feeling real people are just sitting around waiting for earnings and stuff while the bots are just fighting each other for pennies

[Anonymous No.56453221]

DPST bros not like this

[Anonymous No.56453226]

>>56453154
And then there was war in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.56453238]

>>56453173
What, sideways isn't a direction anymore, mister persnickety?

[Anonymous No.56453242]

>>56453221
Maybe many many more banks did what SVB did... and know they all cant be saved this time.

[Anonymous No.56453247]

>>56453242
i can only become so erect

[Anonymous No.56453251]

DXY has made a stunning comeback from yesterday. I thought we would see a small breakdown at least.

[Anonymous No.56453260]

>>56453247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eYcWpgCb7o

[Anonymous No.56453276]

>>56453251
WHOAH!
wtf!
EU yields are barely down 3bps across the board - wtf is this move in dollar

[Anonymous No.56453294]

>>56453276
Maybe it's all the PMI numbers from overnight, but they didn't seem that far off the estimates. It could just be in a golden bull and around 105 is support.

[Anonymous No.56453295]

DIVE DIVE DIVE!

[Anonymous No.56453298]

woke up late, how we looking?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453315]

>>56453215
some people will tell you that a recession is defined as 2 consecutive quarters of negative gdp growth, while the actual definition is what ever the current administration deems convenient at the time and is subject to change. So you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.56453324]

>>56453242
>and know they all cant be saved this time
or maybe they banked on thinking they could be

[Anonymous No.56453338]

>>56453324
[Enter Stage-Left]
>Bail-In

[Anonymous No.56453339]

>>56453298

[Anonymous No.56453344]

>>56453298

[Anonymous No.56453358]

>>56453298
They wasting people's time (theta)

[Anonymous No.56453362]

>>56453338
>bail in
never knew what that term meant but googled it. That would be sweet and I choose to believe it's true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_jbnim4lQ4

[Anonymous No.56453363]

>>56453298
yellow

[Anonymous No.56453374]

>>56453298
/smg/ has collectively decided that laundromats are a better investment than stocks but can't find a suitable ETF

[Anonymous No.56453377]

>>56453338
they will never do that, the (((unsecured depositors))) are the elites themselves

[Anonymous No.56453380]

>>56453362
>That would be sweet
how?!

[Anonymous No.56453400]

>VZ
Wtf I thought we hated divies and telecoms

[Anonymous No.56453405]

>>56453374
this is actually a really sound investment idea

[Anonymous No.56453418]

You guys ever thought about just writing iron condors to goomblers? It's free money you know

[Anonymous No.56453434]

>>56453380
Because then my mortgage would become free

[Anonymous No.56453435]

Vector Databases are going to be hot. MDB has some (Atlas). other vector databases are small private companies like ChromaDB but I still think it's good to keep an eye on vector databases since they'll be used for AI / LLMs a lot in the future

[Anonymous No.56453445]

>>56448168
>well my calls on MARA, RIOT, HUT, CLSK, BTBT gonna print 10x that zoomie.

A nice profitable swing trade from last week. See you guys after hours when MSFT, GOOG lay their eggs.

[Anonymous No.56453459]

>>56453374
Some sort of service based REIT?

[Anonymous No.56453487]

>>56453400
VZ was legitimately undervalued divies aside

[Anonymous No.56453490]

I cant take another month of crabbing
either start a new bullrun now or let the market die

[Anonymous No.56453496]

>>56453459
I somehow feel like REITs are a scam. Real estate is pushing all time high, rents are so unaffordable the powers that be decided to not even include them in the inflation reports yet somehow REITs are getting rekt. I get the whole "interest rates" blah blah blah but if rents are double what they were then g'damt SOMEBODY is pocketing that cash and it sure isn't the shareholders

[Anonymous No.56453498]

>>56453418
nice, i think i'll write some myself

[Anonymous No.56453508]

>>56453490
We're 100% going to start the next leg up during this earnings cycle, the bear narrative is falling apart for the second year in a row

[Anonymous No.56453512]

>>56453418
I don't touch 'em because it takes one big dip or one big rip to make me kill myself.

[Anonymous No.56453517]

told you.
SPX ~4220pts will get defended at all cost for a while.

[Anonymous No.56453533]

ATTENTION LAUNDROMAT BOY OPEN ONE FOR OIL AND GAS WORKERS AND THE LIKE TO WASH OILY WORK CLOTHES THE ONE IN MY AREA IS FULL OF THEM FUCKERS BRUUUU

[Anonymous No.56453540]

>Open TradingView.
>Type AH
>Realize what I'm doing.
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

[Anonymous No.56453543]

>>56453418
I've been doing some cash secured puts. With the right broker you can collect 4-5% interest on the collateral plus the premium. It's comfy.

[Anonymous No.56453553]

Oil brothers the Biden 79$ put will hold right?

[Anonymous No.56453569]

If we're so-called fighting inflation shouldn't retail theft be a top priority? I just checked the retail ETF XRT and it's resting on support that has barely held since December 2020. And volume is low. If that support breaks it's fucking doomsday. Why is this being allowed to happen. I understand the political angle but why are the retailers themselves allowing this to continue? Do they hate money?

[Anonymous No.56453587]

>>56453543
>I've been doing some cash secured puts. With the right broker you can collect 4-5% interest on the collateral plus the premium. It's comfy.
Extremely based. I keep my collateral in BIL which pays something like that too. Not quite as good since I have to manually trade BIL, it's still very comfy indeed

[Anonymous No.56453590]

>>56453569
DEI ESG free funny money > Theft loss

[Anonymous No.56453601]

>>56453590
>DEI ESG free funny money > Theft loss
How long can non-economic grift continue in a post-ZIRP world? Not for much longer I suspect

[Anonymous No.56453606]

Alibaba & JingDong brothers, they laughed at us. But we'll be the last to laugh.

[Anonymous No.56453608]

TLT / junk bond ETFs / preferred ETFs are over-correcting to the upside.
O shows da wae.
ZN ain't havin it.

[Anonymous No.56453614]

>>56453601
>Not for much longer I suspect

Cntrl+P > Enter

[Anonymous No.56453616]

>>56453569
Ah yes, the "organized" retail crime that is absolutely not just looting from the more colorful stripes of the population. If you don't have the stones to name the source, good luck fixing the problem.

[Anonymous No.56453623]

>>56453543
this guy knows how to sos' the noff'

[Anonymous No.56453640]

Shills are plumping and politicians are liquidating. Feels like a crash is about to happen.

[Anonymous No.56453641]

>>56453569
I wonder how this year's black friday will turn out.
I mean, why pay for anything within the madness?
If this year's ebony friday and the subsequent christmas sopping season doesn't end up in a loot fiesta mania then nothing truly ever happens.

[Anonymous No.56453658]

Soooooo META earnings are tomorrow.
>you think they gonna pull a NFLX and go up 10%?

[Anonymous No.56453665]

>>56453077
schizo-posting after a historical double top?
are you sure you're not a gold bug lol

[Anonymous No.56453667]

>>56453640
politicians are going all in on defense stocks bud, this is publicly available information so why lie?

[Anonymous No.56453681]

>>56453154
long oil / gold pair actually
few understand this

[Anonymous No.56453688]

>>56453641
the deals arent even that good anymore
plus anyone with a brain will just buy off amazon or buy online for in-store pickup
the only time i ever went out on black friday i got a New Nintendo 3DS XL and saw a methhead in the parking lot with her coochie out

[Anonymous No.56453689]

>>56453658
I dont see how tech can't beat earnings when all their profit is from the nebulous "ad revenue"

[Anonymous No.56453690]

>>56453543
>Earning interest on collateral.
Kek what a ponzi.

[Anonymous No.56453699]

>>56453614
>Cntrl+P > Enter
touché

[Anonymous No.56453704]

>>56453689
I got me some lottery tickets!

[Anonymous No.56453717]

>>56453374
not, I found some but they look like junk for example CVAR
not ETF but EVI down $4 from October 11 & paid special .28 divi Oct 28

[Anonymous No.56453718]

>>56453658
Dunno how they're gonna go up huge because they aren't beaten down like Netflix was but who knows

[Anonymous No.56453734]

>>56453704
Post an updated version brosephus. You at least down ten dollars now, that couldve gone towards a fake meat ground cricket bug burger with beer juice to feed one starving brown kid you bigot

[Anonymous No.56453736]

>>56453717
>EVI
Interesting. I've seen worse chart. Was a penny stock back in the day too. Worth keeping an eye on

[Anonymous No.56453748]

>>56453734
Beet juice, not beer, that would cost extra

[Anonymous No.56453763]

And just like that, mumu is falling off a cliff

[Anonymous No.56453791]

>>56453763
Fuck you bobo
>always inverse /smg/

[Anonymous No.56453792]

>>56453717
>paid special .28 divi Oct 28
correction: to pay special .28 divi Oct 26

[Anonymous No.56453794]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56453797]

put got heemed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453800]

Fuck you people and your self service laundromats. I'm going to offer uber laundromat service. Our driver just picks up your dirty clothes in the morning and returns a pile of clean and folded clothes the following afternoon. We're also not liable for fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.56453807]

>>56453791
I'm already inversing /smg, jokes on you

[Anonymous No.56453811]

nasdaq looks like it's suddenly gonna go red anytime now

[Anonymous No.56453813]

>>56453800
Those are for poor people. Why don’t you have a washer and dryer set up in your house?

[Anonymous No.56453824]

>>56453791
>he bought my CC

[Anonymous No.56453827]

Costco eggs are at $3.99 for a 24-pack. Is eggflation down?

[Anonymous No.56453830]

>>56453811
And no one even said anything lmao. Shit market.

[Anonymous No.56453835]

>>56453824

[Anonymous No.56453836]

>>56453533
>OIL AND GAS WORKERS AND THE LIKE TO WASH OILY WORK CLOTHES
can't we just wait until they are good and oiled up in their clothes then strike a match. That would solve the oil sissy problem and the dirty laundry problem in one fell swoop

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453843]

>>56453813
If you've got time to do your own laundry, you're not the kind of client my service is catering to anyway.

[Anonymous No.56453844]

FUCK YOU AMAZON BURN IN HELL

[Anonymous No.56453846]

[Anonymous No.56453851]

>>56453824
Isn't it a funny feeling?

[Anonymous No.56453852]

>>56453791
>out of the money SOXL calls
>expiring in 3 days
/smg/ fabulous

[Anonymous No.56453853]

>>56453827
how do i fuck costhots?

[Anonymous No.56453858]

>>56452537
Hi all,

Im new to options. I just bought AMZN $131 call @ 3.40 and TSLA $250 call at 1.01. Are these good buys? Or did I fuck myself? I've watched a bunch of youtube videos and i get the basic idea but I still don't know what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.56453859]

Like we said earlier. Wasting people’s time

[Anonymous No.56453860]

>>56453843
Your client has live in maids and servants. You need to get your demographic together.

[Anonymous No.56453866]

>>56453800
>I'm going to offer uber laundromat service. Our driver just picks up your dirty clothes in the morning and returns a pile of clean and folded clothes the following afternoon
When I was in federal prison I had a guy do that for me and I paid him 1 tuna pack a month. I hope your service will be priced as competitively

[Anonymous No.56453868]

>>56453843
>>56453800
That's why those rich nibbas get maids or live in luxury condos with housekeepers as part of the HOA.

>>56453860
bingo. Baggie doesn't know his markets as usual

[Anonymous No.56453875]

>>56453859
you think we are trending up?

[Anonymous No.56453882]

>>56453858
>Hi all,
>Im new to options.

[Anonymous No.56453885]

>>56453827
W-what's >she got under there bros?

[Anonymous No.56453889]

>>56453859
They kept doing mega reversals in the middle of the day this year so it's gonna feel weird when we get a day when it just trends down the whole time

[Anonymous No.56453893]

>>56453853
Have the best card imaginable.

[Anonymous No.56453900]

>>56453858
No, then yes. Buy shares and hold them until you've been in the stock market long enough to develop a "feeling" for how it's going to go, at least in the short term.

[Anonymous No.56453902]

>>56453858
What the expiration? What’s the Greeks? WHY DID YOU BET BIG BOY STOCKS WHEN THERE ARE CHEAP LEVERAGED ETFS TO PLAY AROUND WITH?
>META would’ve been the better play

[Anonymous No.56453903]

>>56453875
I am intraday only I haven’t swung since 0dteageddon started. I made 400$ and tomorrow I will do it again.

[Anonymous No.56453917]

>>56453885
sus

[Anonymous No.56453918]

>>56453885

[Anonymous No.56453920]

>>56453866
>When I was in federal prison
fucking story time anon. what were you in for?

[Anonymous No.56453923]

>>56453858
The market maker will spend that money on lunch in Hawaii with some of those fancy umbrellas drinks

[Anonymous No.56453928]

>>56453902
AMZN:
Delta
0.3908
Gamma
0.0321
Theta
-0.2336

TSLA
Delta
0.0869
Gamma
0.0070
Theta
-0.1070

I honestly don't know what these numbers mean.

[Anonymous No.56453930]

Are bonds paying 5% a month?

[Anonymous No.56453933]

>>56453930
No.

[Anonymous No.56453943]

people who chased the rally today anthem
https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=46

[Anonymous No.56453944]

>>56453928
>TSLA
>0.0869 Delta
>I honestly don't know what these numbers mean
You will

[Anonymous No.56453945]

>>56453930
They will be soon in my fondest dreams.

[Anonymous No.56453947]

>>56453930
Yes.
5%.
Per month.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56453948]

>>56453860
>>56453868
It's mostly for dry cleaning retards. I forgot your entire wardrobe cost like $50 and came from Goodwill.

[Anonymous No.56453949]

>>56453933
>>56453945
>>56453947

Is there anything I can invest in to get close to that with a guarantee like bonds? CDs or something? I know rates are crazy, something has to be worth dumping cash into.

[Anonymous No.56453950]

>>56453930
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.56453954]

>>56453930
>Are bonds paying 5% a month?
no but if you put cash in a money market in Fidelity, it pays 5% APR, but it compounds monthly because it pays a monthly dividend that goes right back into the money market

[Anonymous No.56453957]

fuck i was wrong guys, I shouldn't have sold me puts

[Anonymous No.56453959]

>>56453885
pain 4u

[Anonymous No.56453961]

>>56453949
first you should look up what "annualized" means.

[Anonymous No.56453965]

>>56453949
With a guaranteed? Nothing I know of. That's 60% a year before compounding my guy, who is going to pay that much for your money other than meth heads looking for payday loans?

[Anonymous No.56453966]

>>56453918
burning bush > BUD ?

[Anonymous No.56453967]

>>56453957
Stick to your strategy and never have baby bitch hands!

[Anonymous No.56453968]

>>56453943
seeing posts like this makes me want to double down on longs.

[Anonymous No.56453974]

>>56453543
What tickers are you selling puts on?

[Anonymous No.56453977]

>>56453957
did you make money?

[Anonymous No.56453982]

>>56453966
>AYRWF
>MSOS
>MSOX
>LGLZ

[Anonymous No.56453984]

csp's are great until you get 2021ed
can't sos the noff

[Anonymous No.56453988]

>>56453966
It didn't take long for PG to recover after that Gillette fiasco.
BUD is gonna need some time to recover.

[Anonymous No.56453991]

>>56453928
It means you will be down only $100 Friday if you're lucky. Everyday you will see them dwindle away to nothing and wondering why, but hoping for some massive surge out of nowhere to save you. Oh well, just watch how they act, and see what you can learn

[Anonymous No.56453993]

>>56453858
Bro you should look at some charts, paper trade, etc. but no you have been heemed. Look at this chart and guess or imagine where the next candles print. Sure it could happen but it’s risky and you’re not hedged for risk. You need to observe, experiment, estimate, etc before you expose yourself to the market brother.

[Anonymous No.56453994]

>>56453920
unfortunately the most boring shit imaginable. I was part of a ring transporting bad stuff across state lines via the US mail. Money laundering, counterfeiting, gun charges, the works. Only did about 3 years even though I didn't rat anybody out. I had a good attorney or it could have been a lot worse

[Anonymous No.56453996]

SPX ~4220pts
>touch & hold
>dip & defend
right now.

[Anonymous No.56454000]

>>56453957
milk theta, worst case sell calls after assignments.

[Anonymous No.56454005]

>>56453968
if you do, you will be listening to the song on repeat
some people enjoy suffering, enjoy losing. norm macdonald enjoyed the losing of money. wins big at the casino, throws $80 grand off the pier.
>I was just gonna lose it anyway, who cares
if you are long here, you are a masochist, knowing what is going to happen to you, but staying long, not only accepting that you're going to lose money, but actually (secretly) desiring it to happen

[Anonymous No.56454006]

>>56453988
>BUD is gonna need some time to recover
That's actually something I have my eye on to invest in. Alcohol stocks went up during the last 'depression' as did car maintenance chain stores, followed by casinos (which crashed hard).

[Anonymous No.56454013]

Literally red for no reason at all. Again.

[Anonymous No.56454016]

>>56454006
Cannabis stocks will be the go to for the regression.
>a depression Ecconomy on a millennials generation

[Anonymous No.56454019]

Lmao mumu

[Anonymous No.56454025]

And just like that, my $355 QQQ butterfly spreads from yesterday are already +41% and climbing

[Anonymous No.56454027]

>>56454016
Yeah, with the farm bill I expect the vapes to do well. Not sure what stocks to track though, know nothing about that sector.

[Anonymous No.56454028]

>>56453988
Bullish for oil?
>CVX

[Anonymous No.56454033]

Anyone with a brain would look at the market and think "damn, something crazy must have happened on August 1st that triggered a three month long sell off!", and then they would look and see that it was.........a random credit downgrade from a private, politically motivated ratings agency? And then........new headlines about a 75 year long spat between Israel and Palestine? And then they would look at economic data and earnings and see that everything is doing fine? Seriously how the fuck do bears deal with the cognitive dissonance? I hate a fucking market that gets spooked into weeks and weeks of red by retail speculators

[Anonymous No.56454034]

>>56453957
I made money on the puts, almost 100% however now I am debating buying back in or just stomaching the fall since they were a hedge for October shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.56454038]

>>56453875
And no I don’t think so. Not without turning the usury up to 11. It’s hard to see a bullish way out of this without taking our licks.

There will be countertrends and all that shit but I am mid term (5-10months) Bearish until we break this line. I just trade the patterns and shitpost did depending on wether bobo or mumu needs fucked with. Help if I have anything to offer fellow figgers.

[Anonymous No.56454040]

>>56454005
Dan Pena says it's low self esteem and self sabotage. But in this case it's just following max pain.

[Anonymous No.56454044]

>>56453928
delta measures the change in price of the option contract as the underlying goes up or down. The closer to 1 the more expensive they get and the closer to the money the strike likely is. so for the amzn with .39 delta every $1 in share price that amzn goes up you'll get $39 on your contract. this works both directions, looks like you're in at 3.40 i see amzn had a high today so far 128 it's now at 126 so i assume you've lost about 15% of the value of that contract. or like 80$. All contracts with less than 60 days to expiration get theta decay exponentially too but it's not really a value of importance if you don't wanna hold it a long time.

[Anonymous No.56454059]

>>56454038
you expect the spy to go to 400?

[Anonymous No.56454070]

>>56454033
Moodys is basically just subsidiary of the demonrat party and has been for awhile

[Anonymous No.56454074]

>>56453928
I would suggest Googling Vega immediately

[Anonymous No.56454075]

>>56454034
>>56453967
>>56453977
>>56454000
Sorry here are your (you)'s

[Anonymous No.56454078]

>>56454044
Based post.

[Anonymous No.56454081]

You might not see it looking at the major indices, but markets are absolutely breaking down under the surface right now.

[Anonymous No.56454090]

>>56453994
sorry goy only the feds are allowed to traffic drugs.

[Anonymous No.56454095]

>>56454016
My uncle said that dispensary prices have actually gotten cheaper. You can get an ounce for $60 if you're lucky.

[Anonymous No.56454096]

Should I exit my March 2024 AMZN calls before earnings? Will IV crush kill me

[Anonymous No.56454102]

>>56454081
You fucks say this every single day.

[Anonymous No.56454109]

>>56454033
Anyone with a brain has learned that the market is gonna do what the market is gonna do, not what you or I think it should do. It doesn't give a damn about your positions.

Sorry you are mad that your guess keeps being wrong, and calling people that speculated correctly as having cognitive dissonance, kek

[Anonymous No.56454111]

>TMF going down
I JUST BOUGHT TMF WTFF!!!!!
WHY ISN'T THIS THE TLT BOTTOM YET?!!?
INFLATION IS BASICALLY FUCKING 1%!!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!

[Anonymous No.56454112]

>>56454102

[Anonymous No.56454118]

>>56454081
But have you seen how the mega caps!?! Bull market is back baby!!! Fuck the consoomer who’s financially floundering, they must consoom at 8-12% interest rates and 25% interest on credit cards..

[Anonymous No.56454126]

>>56454070
Yeah I knew it was pure horseshit when they referred to January 6th as part of the reason for the downgrade

>>56454081
Eat shit dumbass

>>56454109
So will you admit you were wrong when Big Money decides they've sold enough puts to retail faggots to lower prices to their buy points?

[FRESH No.56454130]

>>56454121
>>56454121
>>56454121

[Anonymous No.56454147]

>>56453827
Aldi is a 1.02 a dozen near me

[Anonymous No.56454149]

>>56454044
>looks like you're in at 3.40 i see amzn had a high today so far 128 it's now at 126 so i assume you've lost about 15%
I have it till nov 10. if the price goes up to 130, that means that i would have accrued an additional 15% of the contract?

[Anonymous No.56454156]

>>56454096
Just do double diagonals or calender spreads to get paid off IV, or maybe you will get lucky every once in a blue moon buying earnings calls but not very often will it outpace what's priced into the IV

[Anonymous No.56454164]

>>56454090
they say it don't be like it is but it do

[Anonymous No.56454167]

>>56454112
>Implying bears get invited to parties

[Anonymous No.56454169]

>>56454126
Yes, I've been wrong alot, I'm more flexible now

[Anonymous No.56454183]

>>56454016
made some good TLRY plays & it is in buy territory again but not gonna touch that weed till we have a chance of bringing bills to the house floor again.
always take profit on those obscure weed stocks on dreams ~ big tobacco will kill them if legalized

[Anonymous No.56454187]

>>56454126
Bonds nigger.
Mortages nigger
Things that actually fucking matter are bearish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56454198]

>>56454102
I'll give an example:
JETS, an ETF consisting of airline stocks, has been continuing a uniform linear downward trend for the past 3 months. Now down about 35% since mid July.

I can give more examples if you'd like. Many stocks across multiple sectors are breaking 52 week lows. Bond yields pushing 20 year highs, while inflation rolls over.
The simple truth is that a collapse is coming. Ignore it if you will, but it is coming. Today's asset values do not make sense under the current bond structure and inflation expectations. Something is wrong. Someone is going to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.56454216]

>>56454198
>I can save it
All I need to do is short 1 single share and I'll be the savior of an entire industry. Some heroes don't wear capes

[Anonymous No.56454244]

>>56454059
>with this fed and administration I have no clue


I like the shape of the structure from around 389.6x-397.1x downward. I think buyers are stronger there as indicative of the volume we’ve seen in that range historically. Could be a psychological thing with 400 or maybe it’s Big money/old money/ smart money etc. knowing where the bottom is. Maybe it’s the geometric representation of w/e the algos been spittin.

I would feel good about that money and its appreciation for a 10-14 years until they fuck it up again. This is my plan for my capital. If we don’t hit there then I won’t “invest” in the traditional sense. I will buy assets, real estate or w/e instead

[Anonymous No.56454299]

>>56454244
you sound very overconfident.

[Anonymous No.56454305]

>>56453800
>mobile laundromat
>truck has washing machines and dryers in the back
>drive it to RV park
>hookup to power/water on site
>do people's laundry for 16 hours every day
>pick up and deliver by hand by walking around the park
>if nobody schedules you, truck can go to another RV park nearby, you only need a few vehicles plus a garage for repairs
>shitpost online during the downtime
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.56454599]

>>56453496
Even with all that being a landlord is barely profitable. I know people who do it a lot as a side business and there's really this narrow band of detached starter homes that's consistently profitable and even then they do 90% of the maintenance themselves. If they hired a property management company they wouldn't make any money.

[Anonymous No.56455195]

Futures on bottled water lol futures on Chinese yields