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>> No.56448357

>>56448347
I can't see why not. Why wouldn't you anon?

>> No.56448368

>>56448347
no because then I'll be the only human poster left on 4channel among bots

>> No.56448376

>>56448347
Unless you have a terminal and incurable illness that gives you constant unbearable pain, no. Everything else is fixable or doesn't even matter.

>> No.56448383

>>56448347
Let's see what GPT-4Chan thinks:

>worried about not being able to get laid
>worried about being able to get laid
>worried about not being able to get laid

Fucking women are the same everywhere

>> No.56448399

>>56448376
This.
Also why waste your death? Do something funny like killing Russians in Ukraine or become a serial killer (and only kill bad people, something that Netflix can use for your documentary)

>> No.56448410

nah stick around for as long as you can to see what kind of cool technology comes out in the future

>> No.56448549

>>56448347
Don't.
Go have a nice meal, walk in the nearest park, watch your favourite movie once more.
Life is always worth it.

>> No.56448629

>>56448410
>>56448549
>>56448376
>>56448368
>>56448399
im sick and tired of being poor

>> No.56448651

>>56448347
don't be a silly head, bro

>> No.56448795
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56448795

>>56448629
You are suicidal because you don't have enough resources? Do you have enough money to buy water and food? Pretty much everything else is excess. Are you depressed because you don't have a Lambo? It's in your head, you don't need it. Get off social media.

>> No.56448806

>>56448347
Probably not

>> No.56448875

>>56448347
no. there's always things you can do on this earth before death decides it's your time.

>> No.56448906

>>56448347
Take the Christ pill anon. Go to an Orthodox church.

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56450102

>>56448347
nah dude, heaven is just for femboys and hell its for wagies on steroids
imagine working, but worse lmao
or for ppl who miss things like a fucking free race from duck race, the hell lite is the living plane after all

>> No.56450220

>>56448347
A biz poster can never kill themselves
We’ve all entered a pact to beat this level of the game together

>> No.56450241

>>56448347
no. read the bible and ask Jesus for help, wisdom, and guidance.
if you actually wanted your life to improve you will do this.

>> No.56450248

>>56448347
No.

>> No.56450267

>>56448347
money isn't everything. I'm poor as fuck health is deteriorating and I lost 10.000 dollars today, life is priceless. Don't take life for granted. Unironically seek God and you will find him. Don't worry about what anyone else thinks or says. Especially dont put your life in the hands of shut in psychopath losers on 4chan

>> No.56450311

>>56448347
I think about this everyday that it has become a normal thing to me. I've become desensitized.

>> No.56450334

>>56450267
sometimes you guys are alright. hope OP doesn't kill himself.

>> No.56450339

>>56448347
If you didn't have access to any form of social media, would you still feel the same ?

>> No.56450358

>>56450267
Thank you. I too needed this.

>> No.56450360

>>56448347
If you're going to kys then at least take out a synagogue or a journalist office on your way out.

>> No.56450380

>>56448629
Survive on spite alone. Mainline metallica and hatefuck your way to happiness. Finding religion helps a lot too, but suicide is cringe as fuck bro. You're better than that.