ITT: Top Signals Review

[Anonymous No.56448062]

if we're going to start a bullrun™ for real this time... might as well brush up on our game. Post the most blatant, obnoxious, scream in your face top signals that >95% of people won't notice when the time comes to sell.

[Anonymous No.56448075]

>the woe-men's curse

[Anonymous No.56448084]

>dude bro lets go trade creeptoe after the game

[Anonymous No.56448093]

>dude lmaoooooo cweebdouh is a hedge against inflation

[Anonymous No.56448105]

>.

[Anonymous No.56448117]

>...

[Anonymous No.56448146]

and now... for my personal favorite:

[Anonymous No.56448161]

>>56448146
lol

[Anonymous No.56448180]

>>56448146
Cringed out of my skin

[Anonymous No.56448181]

>>56448062
I know the SINGLE best top signal. It has worked for 2017 and 2021. To share it with you would mean compromising the single best exit indicator that has ever existed. Therefore, I cannot share it with you. Sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.56448312]

>>56448181
It's you.

[Anonymous No.56448370]

>>56448146
cringe
dont their HR/DEI depts know they are repeating memes that originate from a website full of nazis?

[Anonymous No.56448401]

>>56448075
jesus christ, my ears are bleeding just looking at this picture

[Anonymous No.56448428]

>>56448181
Coinbase hitting #1 on the Apple app store.

[Anonymous No.56448451]

>>56448370
Well considering all of mainstream society has basically been doing that for 10 years at this point, I'd say no they don't.

[Anonymous No.56448454]

>>56448062
>shitcoin pumps 4x in a week

kek

When people make daily "I'm fomoing into kneepads" threads, you know its way past the time to sell

[Anonymous No.56448464]

>>56448181
It's my mom asking if it's safe to throw 300 bucks in

[Anonymous No.56448471]

>>56448117
My god how did i not notice back then, the human brain really has a hold on reality.

[Anonymous No.56448473]

>"that one friend" texting you about Cardano
>sibling texts about how they're bullish because [some nonsense that doesn't make any sense]

[Anonymous No.56448488]

>>56448451
Hitler has won, checkmate jews

[Anonymous No.56448499]

>>56448146
I'm sorry but this one >>56448105 has always been my favorite.

[Anonymous No.56448541]

>>56448062
i remember hearing about logan paul stocking up on nfts and thinking "man i really hope this isn't the top but i wouldn't be surprised if it was". it absolutely was.

[Anonymous No.56448544]

>>56448499
Mine to, but I am done with crypto. if crypto fags make good for them, but I am not touching it. either to by or to sell.

[Anonymous No.56448571]

women in the market is generally a great top indicator

[Anonymous No.56448581]

>>56448499
to each their own

[Anonymous No.56448588]

>>56448544
Based. I am too poor to enter boomer stocks, but I will probably keep a sui stack and migrate to /smg/ once at the mid-high six fig hell

[Anonymous No.56448600]

>>56448464
Unironically this. The top was exactly when my normie family and coworkers were like 'hurr durr, have you heard about crypto and dog coin?"

[Anonymous No.56448611]

>>56448428
Simple as

[Anonymous No.56448617]

>>56448600
My dentist was talking about it while I got a filling lol, I sold the next day

[Anonymous No.56448621]

>>56448471
the thing is, those that can call the top in the peak of absolute mania get shit on so hard by groupthink that they just shut up and stop telling people
i jokingly said something like "sell signal" during super bowl crypto commercials and got shut down by the usual smug normie types

[Anonymous No.56448624]

>>56448541
Anon literally looks to Logan Paul.. this board really has gone downhill it’s sad..

[Anonymous No.56448648]

>>56448621
>>56448471
to be clear - i'm not saying that i had the conviction to short the market either, i didn't, i'm just pointing out that even the appearance of contrarian thinking will elicit reactions that make contrarians stay quiet and cheer for retards to lose money
you really have to be stone cold to call it while your own laymen friends and family are all against you

[Anonymous No.56448917]

>>56448621
>>56448648
I remember announcing that I had sold 80% of my spot positions to a trade group I frequented, and my reasoning for doing so. Everyone converged on "get the fuck out" within 2-3 weeks after that on their own terms before we giganuked the 52k support. It's good to have a group of reasonably experienced people who aren't groupthinkers that you can get feedback off of - if everyone by default is a trend trader but is converging to a contrary to trend outlook, that's a pretty strong signal.

About a month after I was 100% cashed out in Dec '21 I met with a guy I got into crypto before the bull started. He went deep into the spiciest of shitcoins, a dogcoin collector of sorts. Had done very well during the bull, naturally. He brought up crypto by saying he was buying the dip, to which I threw him the hint "I dunno man... I think we might be in a bear market". He told me we were definitely not in a bear market and that I was going to miss out on a good buying opportunity... the rest, as they say, is history.

[Anonymous No.56448974]

>>56448181
Unironically its something so simple and yet so unbelievably accurate.

[Anonymous No.56449015]

Normies are the biggest top signal, followed by gas costs. Biz post count is a nice onr too

[Anonymous No.56449220]

>>56448974
Does it involve women?

[Anonymous No.56449241]

Diversity

[Anonymous No.56449338]

>>56448974

[Anonymous No.56449350]

>>56448075
this was it, boys

[Anonymous No.56449356]

>>56448181
I have text alerts set up on the signal you’re talking about

[Anonymous No.56449364]

>>56448062
Ever since normies and MSM got into crypto, it has been cringe. Basically no better than organized crime at this point, with Jews and Jeets at the center of these boiler rooms.

[Anonymous No.56449489]

>>56448062

[Anonymous No.56449496]

>>56449356
No no it's not that one on that chart. It's not that simple

[Anonymous No.56449649]

>>56449489
> You need some chain link and
dragon coin icons on their next time!
I need a translation here