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Indian Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56447943
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56447943

Why aren't you invested in shitcoins /smg/?

>> No.56447956

>>56447943
the same reason I don't invest in currency

>> No.56447973

>>56447943
they're illiquid

>> No.56448018
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>>56447943
i got some real stinkers
stocks and crypto
i am ngmi

>> No.56448029
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so we're reliving 2008 again?

>> No.56448032

Glad I started to post on /biz/ again. I am having such a fun time posting here with my friends.

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>>56448029

>> No.56448055

>>56448029
I can only hope

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56448088

SVIX is the anti-jew

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56448103

Earnings tomorrow pre-market include: KO, VZ, RTX, NEE/NEP, HAL, SPOT

>> No.56448151

Hey boomers, how are your Shit and Piss 500 shares doing?
Oh Bitcoin? Yeah, +12% in 24 hours KEKEKEKEKKE

>> No.56448166

>>56448151
Zoom out

>> No.56448168

>>56448151
well my calls on MARA, RIOT, HUT, CLSK, BTBT gonna print 10x that zoomie.

>> No.56448219
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56448219

if my stocks make good gains
i could buy my own boat
if they don't then i guess
i'll just slit my own throat

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Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to invite you all to join me in a moment of silent reflection over the plight of our Jewish friends and how we must help them in their time of need. Please stand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0

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>>56448219
Don't buy a boat, anon. They're a hassle.

>> No.56448320

>>56448151
good job on winning the slot machine

>> No.56448326
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>>56448304
Please tell me the figurehead is real.

>> No.56448343

oil is such a shitcoin randomly wandering but as equity goes on sale it's time to buy it up until the mood changes on the underlying companies to positive.
>Can't even invest really anymore because buying a house

>> No.56448344

>>56448304
My dad has one actually
Hasn't been in the water in like 20 years
I just need a place to sleep for when I end up homeless

>> No.56448390
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>>56448326
It's real and it's fabulous.

>> No.56448397
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>>56448390
BOOBA

>> No.56448400

>>56448344
Your dad wouldn't lend you his? That's just mean.

>> No.56448413

>>56448400
Well actually... there's a reason it's not in the water...

>> No.56448437

>>56448413
cus ur fat mum destroyed the shitter on it

>> No.56448456

>>56448304
>>56448326
>>56448390
Her head game must be immaculate.

>> No.56448474

>>56448437
lol it's not that big of a boat. The problem is the propeller shaft is broken

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>>56448456
I really do wonder what kink this sick fuck is into she does best.

>> No.56448555

>>56448456
look at her face and fake tits. shed probably suck the skin of your dick

>> No.56448623

>>56447956
The Bank of Satoshi is the world's greatest central bank. No gay press conferences or word games or QE jewry, just "here's how much money we're gonna print. Ok, now we're cutting that by half." over and over.

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>>56448168
Don't forget to check out BITW vs its NAV.

>> No.56448646
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>futures
The meaning of neon green

It is said that brighter colors make us feel more happy, cheerful, optimistic. However, colors such as neon green, which are extremely bright versions of primary and secondary colors, can have a much more energizing effect on a person. For some people, it can even be irritating or annoying to stare at a wall painted in neon green. While green is associated with tranquility and has a calming effect on both the mind and psyche, neon green can make one feel more alert. Due to the fact that neon colors are ultra-bright, they can be associated with warning and danger.

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>>56448267
Fucking Applebee's...

>> No.56448683

What's your favorite Avril Lavigne song, /smg/?

>> No.56448703

>>56448683
Sk8r Boi
But it really depends on my mood.

>> No.56448712

>>56448683
https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k?si=WDX4CrcGJ47ohfAG

>> No.56448719

>>56448029
Probably more like 1987

>> No.56448727

Fuck dividends
bonds are superior to dividends
higher for longer
(all this doesn't exclude further pumps)

>> No.56448730

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/several-hundred-hollywood-figures-sign-001611538.html

imagine being a celebrity. where you post things on social media and think to yourself: "sigh... another day where I have to try to save the world..."

>> No.56448738

>>56448712
>>56448683
I don't want to google her, but I gotta do it.. Gotta see how she looks like now

>> No.56448743

>markets

https://youtu.be/Ddpx0JLOH6o?si=ittY2DnoIqSqD2M4

How much longer until WW3 kicks off? Don't say two more weeks, serious answers anons. I need to know so I can load up on defense stocks.

>> No.56448750

>>56448683
https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE?si=ad-nqi7BjpLZSN1x
What's your favorite Anon?

>> No.56448752
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56448752

can anyone please recommend me some youtube videos on trading options?
i mostly want to learn long calls and long puts (novice stuff)

what i truly dont understand is what strike to pick(AtM, ItM, OtM and how far) and how long to hold the contract

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>>56448727
Sure, bonds are contractually guaranteed and take priority over equity in bankruptcy, but you have to pay for that.

>> No.56448784

I'm starting to get worried, money is leaving the market, there is no greater fool to buy the bags.

Smart money is exiting based on my research, there are multiple downward signals that historically aligned and were followed by a multi-year recession and or depression

Not quite sure how to handle this, I hope I'm wrong

>> No.56448797

>>56447937
It do be like that.

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>>56448738

>> No.56448805

>>56448743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

It's never too early to load up on KTOS. Or AVAV.

>> No.56448807

>>56448029
I will do nothing until it is safe to do something.

>> No.56448819

>>56448752
>what i truly dont understand is what strike to pick(AtM, ItM, OtM and how far) and how long to hold the contract
no option trader really ever does.
when you're buying long options you're basically buying leverage and paying a premium for it.
the premium is mainly determined by the vix + how much time is on the contract.
if you're buying deep in the money options you're levering up smaller. if you buy way out of the money options you're buying a lot of leverage for cheap that doesn't really kick in til you're in the money (or close to it).
to maximize your profit on a potential trade you want to consider where you think the stock is going and when it's going to get there then pay the least amount of premium possible to buy the most number of contracts that end up nicely in the money by expiration.
but it fundamentally comes down to predicting short term movements which is very hard to do.
even if you're a good technical trader you can have random events happen that completely fuck up your position and were not predictable.

>> No.56448823

>>56447943
>Magical internet beans goes up 30% on "rumors of something happening
>/biz/ says this is the BIG ONE
Yeah this is going to dump really hard once there's confirmed news. /biz/tards are always wrong, or more likely this board is shilled by malicious people trying to create bagholders.

>> No.56448828

test

>> No.56448833

>>56448784
Allah has provided our world a litany of inverse ETFs. Many are even levered.

>> No.56448851

>>56448819
i usually buy at the money for like 4 weeks to 2 months but sometimes i think that theta fucks me up. i see a -15% PnL or more and i sell with time left then it goes up after i sold

>> No.56448852

>>56448800
would

>> No.56448857

>>56448750
I think My Happy Ending but Sk8er Boy is a close second. Always depends on my mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg

>> No.56448863
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>>56448852
how about now?

>> No.56448881
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>>56448752
Here are some of my options trading principles:
* Pick a target price
* Decide when you think it'll get there (timeframe)
* Double your timeframe, look at the chain near that date, and pick a strike halfway between the current price and your target
* Realize it's a completely retarded trade if there's no open interest or volume
* Never gamble more than 1% of your portfolio. So if you spend 1% on the play, you can ride or die. If you spend 3%, dip the second the option loses 33% of its value. No exceptions (there's always another trade, unless you wipe yourself out like a retard).

LEAPS are a whole different ballgame. There you just calculate the leverage you want relative to the stock's volatility, compare that to some option deltas and prices, bing bang boom, check in once a month and you're done.

>> No.56448882

>>56448304
Get a laser, they're more fun

>> No.56448909
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>>56448881
>* Pick a target price
10% higher than what it is now
>* Decide when you think it'll get there (timeframe)
This Friday

>> No.56448932

>>56448523
She probably dominates him. Pegging, scat, ball crushing, the works. He looks like he'd be into that degenerate shit

>> No.56448933
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>>56448909
I mean, yeah, to be clear, in that example I'd look at strikes 5% above the current price and expiring around 11/3.

The "halfway there" maxes out your gamma/delta upside fuckery while doubling the timeframe has saved my ass a few times. Sometimes the market is just slower than you think it should be.

>> No.56448942

>>56448863
I saw she was with him together. And he is 6 years younger. Wouldn't fuck without condom anyways, so would.

>> No.56448962
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>>56448752
This guy's pretty based
https://www.youtube.com/@InTheMoneyAdam

>> No.56448967
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>>56448752
Go to SPY options chain. Find the furthest (or 2nd furthest) expiration date. Go as deep ITM as possible. It should give you 1.5x to 2x leverage with a minimal breakeven (low extrinsic). Essentially free leverage, and SPY can be run safely at that leverage amount (preferably 1.5x from my backtesting). Space the LEAPs out so your entry points are similar to a DCA strategy. Roll at expiration (close contract, buy new LEAPS). By doing so you're creating synthetic shares, spreading out your entry points, and applying a nice amount of leverage that won't get completely fucked in bear markets. Easiest method to outperform the market long term.

>> No.56448973

>>56448881
>Here are some of my options trading principles:
>* Pick a target price
>* Decide when you think it'll get there (timeframe)
>* Double your timeframe, look at the chain near that date, and pick a strike halfway between the current price and your target
>* Realize it's a completely retarded trade if there's no open interest or volume
Pretty much exactly my thinking on the issue. Any other answer is wrong

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>>56448151
>buttcorns +12% in 24 hours
Not bad li'l guy, not bad. Get back when you see that every other day

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>>56448807
do you really think that's the winning move here? inaction? a refusal to participate?

>> No.56449113

>>56448881
Any good LEAPS videos

>> No.56449145
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>>56449055
Doing nothing temporarily, pending further developments, is perfectly valid trading strategy.

>> No.56449162

It's over. I just ate 90% cocoa chocolate. In a few months this will be more expensive than a gold bar in the stores.

>> No.56449239

lofty overnight relief rally +0.45% NQ at 1:00am
I would say in my experience plus or minus 0.15% = roughly one standard deviation, so almost 3 STD maybe "2.5"
BTC dragging up risk appetites (Lol.)

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>>56449162
Hopefully arabica coffee prices won't keep mooning.

>> No.56449301

Dead general on a dead board.

>> No.56449303

So what time is Microsoft and Google releasing earnings tomorrow anyway?

>> No.56449307

>>56449303
after close

>> No.56449317

>>56449303
Is it going to make market crash or moon?

>> No.56449322

>>56449317
yes

>> No.56449324

yellow bureaucrats are buying their own bonds,
https://www.reuters.com/markets/rates-bonds/bank-japan-conduct-unscheduled-bond-buying-operation-2023-10-24/

the mutt bureaucrats are dong it too i bet

>> No.56449331

>>56449322
2 dubs mean second option -> mooning markets

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>>56449303

>> No.56449344

>>56449317
crab then crash after hours

>> No.56449371

Tesla calls?

>> No.56449373

>>56449317
maybe

>> No.56449443
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Trance music makes me so happy
https://youtu.be/uXlfSeRhYqI
I think the markets are going to pump hard tomorrow!

>> No.56449448

>>56449307
I cant wait that long I need to know NOW

>> No.56449446

>>56447943
what caused that pump?

>> No.56449457
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>>56448029

>> No.56449485

>>56449443
>trance
>not techno
ngmi

>> No.56449502

>>56448807
Same. I'm patient. Either I will get SPY 300 or the ability to afford a home. Whichever comes sooner, I will buy. Of course neither are guaranteed. But I keep stacking while I wait.

>> No.56449506
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>>56449443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlAImnD9kVY

felt nostalgic one day and started going through songs i remembered. haven't heard this one but youtube recommended it. the lyrics really hit me hard. brings back the "where did it all go wrong?" thoughts.

>Follow me into the light where everything's gonna be alright
>Just let go and take my hand
>I will show you promised land
>Stay with me in paradise so our future can be nice

>> No.56449509

>>56449333
>KO
Atlast my goyslop will recover a bit today

>> No.56449519

>>56449055
When it comes time to buy, no one will want to. I feel too much greed still. Even right now, things are bullish. Everyone has a stack of cash, and thinks the market must necessarily rip, after every little dip. I don't feel real fear, about a dip that keeps on dipping.

>> No.56449553

Inflation is out of control and they turned the money printer back so that the goyim don't come knocking. This shit is so fucked.

>> No.56449594

If I had to guess, inflation is running well over 20% right now, and higher locally in certain sectors.

>> No.56449600

>>56448390
Pedo swirl necklace.

>> No.56449640

In the first 24 days of this quarter, I lost as much as I get in salary the rest of the year.

>> No.56449694
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Interest rates
>amorted
VIX
>shorted
Bobo's portfolio
>aborted

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>>56449333
This week is gonna be so green, bros. Strong season. The magnificent seven will ultra carry this market.
I expect Amazon and Meta to utterly demolish the earnings. Ford will also do amazingly. Alphabet/MSFT/Texas Instruments should do well.
Exxon is gonna be interesting. If their earnings keep increasing despite the lower oil prices... hmm, we shall see.
But yields have pulled back and so has the dollar. The situation down in the middle east is no longer escalating. Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

>> No.56449813

>>56448151
unlike Bitcoin, the S&P 500 goes from ATH to ATH though. You guys are still what, 50% off of the ATH from 2021?

>> No.56449827

>>56447943
I don't believe Crypto has fundamental...
I like stocks because of dividends and that thye're actually based on something of value

>> No.56449853

Glowniggers are fucking printing money again, inflation be damned.

>> No.56449856
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>$124.5 billion worth of bonds are now in default in the entire $175 billion China property dollar bond sector, per Reuters

Should I be worried?

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>>56447943
Why hold a completely unsafe, unregulated, and uncertain market asset like bitcoin when you can just hold NVDA? NVDA has outperformed Bitcoin and will continue doing so. A lot of people that bought in 2021 that are left holding the bags.
I dunno, I just don't see what the big deal is about these coins. In my eyes, they are completely devoid of any value.
Also, Lum would never hold any such coins. She's a proper tech-boomer

>> No.56449883

KTRA being shilled here recently. Thoughts?

>> No.56449890
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>sold MARA on Friday

>> No.56449920

Think the real reason that countries are eager to start a massive war is due to China shitting the bed with pools of diarrhea? Must be trillions of USD in those contracts getting heemed right now by junk bonds, kek

>> No.56449970

>>56449813
>4600 ATH
Kek

>> No.56449987

>>56449970
SPY was at ATH just last month. It's dipped a bit since then, but that's not the point. The point is that the S&P500 historically always moves from ATH to ATH whereis Bitcoin is most likely never going to reach its ATH from 2021 ever again. There are no fools left who would buy BTC at 50k or 60k like they did in 2021.

>> No.56450000

>>56449987
Do you fuckin know what ATH means?

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>>56448623
reddit is having a gay press conference on bitcoin everyday. If you are buying an asset that directly makes a redditor rich you are a niggerfaggot and should kys

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>>56449987
>SPY was at ATH just last month
lol what?

>> No.56450073

>>56448456
what is ahead game?

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my predictions for the week:
me make money (as per usual)
you lose money (as per usual)

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how i know you're a sub-six figure sub-human:
mentioning crypto in a stock market discussion

>> No.56450159

>>56449987
>SPY was at ATH just last month
>someone this retarded is investing their hard earnt cash
lmao

>> No.56450165

Can I get a QRD? Why are shit coins mooning and China dumping treasuries. Is the big one finally here?

>> No.56450198

>>56450165
The bond Jews Gross and Ackman covered their bond shorts, bought bonds and told goyim to buy bonds, so yields aren't allowed to go above 5% anymore and the market can pump back to last month's ATH of 4500

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>>56448029
>so we're reliving 2008 again?
We never left 2008.

>> No.56450205

Stop the fakeout dump and pump finally you faggots, I know you want it.

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>>56448219
>i'll just slit my own throat
Don't do it poem anon!

>> No.56450239

>>56450198

The 10 yr is rising because everyone is dumping bonds right? It acts as the inverse? I’m Fucken retarded when it comes to bonds

>> No.56450245

>>56450239
Pretty much. Yields rise and stocks fall. That's what currently is happening.

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Hey ah na na, bear market is over
Hey ah na na, over
Hey ah na na, portfolio is broken
Hey ah na na, broken
Hey ah na na, puts are worthless
Hey ah na na, worthless
Hey ah na na, my money is stolen
Hey ah na na, stolen

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, I won't short tomorrow
Hey ah na na, tomorrow
Hey ah na na, I suspend the shares I borrow
Hey ah na na, borrow, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, my net worth has fallen
Hey ah na na, fallen
Hey ah na na, don't recommend you leverage short
Hey ah na na, short, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE

>> No.56450333

>>56450288
based song choice

>> No.56450369

>>56450205
Predictable trashalgos

>> No.56450370

>>56450288
>>56450333
yeah, shame they didn't play it at Unplugged

>> No.56450375
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56450375

Yup I'm thinking we are back

>> No.56450398
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56450398

Yields...

>> No.56450410
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56450410

>tfw the bottom is finally in

>> No.56450422

>>56450239
10Y is not rising, it bounced off 5%

>>56450245
Don't you have access to up-to-date graphs? It's over...

>> No.56450458

The Federal Reserve and US government has committed to hyperinflation. It is OVER.

>> No.56450528
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56450528

A new company, Crédit Mobilier of America, was created by Union Pacific executives to actually build the line albeit at inflated construction costs. Though the railroad cost only $50 million to build, Crédit Mobilier billed $94 million and Union Pacific executives pocketed the excess $44 million. Then, part of the excess cash and $9 million in discounted stock was used to bribe several Washington politicians for laws, funding, and regulatory rulings favorable to the Union Pacific.

>> No.56450580
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56450580

I will admit it. Maybe buying chink stocks was not the best move.

>> No.56450590

>>56449726
>despite lower oil prices
Lol

>> No.56450607
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56450607

>>56450580
They're literally one of the cheapest stocks out there. Something something the market is a voting machine in the short term a weighing machine in the long term.

>> No.56450611
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56450611

>>56450422
we are currently witnessing a V-shaped recovery, 5% by EOW

>> No.56450627

>>56450607
they don't run out of fud.. now they are dumping them because of AI. Why is this retailer worth less now because it does have limited access to AI? When did Amazon need AI in the last 10 years? The fud doesn't even make sense but they dump them every single day.

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>>56450627
Be greedy when others are fearful my brother. China is seeing record outflows of capital billions are leaving every month, be patient. PBC is cutting rates government is doing fiscal stimulus companies are buying back stock and leverage shorting is banned. Chinese stocks are way to cheap It's only a matter of time until they reverse.

>> No.56450681

>>56450654
Hold on there are still some more than can default first

>> No.56450696

>>56450681
Not talking about Chinese property developers although there is value to be found there. Was speaking about sectors other than property development the anon mentioned retailers.

>> No.56450728
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56450728

Okay so now that bonds and oil are done what is the next thing

>> No.56450730

>>56449282
True kings invest in robusta

>> No.56450754

>>56450728
the yield curve is still inverted, so if bonds are done then we can only disinvert through rate cuts starting soon
which I don't believe at all is what's going to happen, so bonds are definitely not done. this is just a sentiment driven relief rally

>> No.56450764

>>56450696
It's no use. Most can't handle the fact that the chinese real estate crisis is a nothingburger. While we see a strong growing economy, the brainlets can only see that one set of highrise buildings that looked empty and unfinished on TV

>> No.56450768

>BARC plummets
I said I was done with banks after BNS and BMO going to shit but I guess a dip is a dip

>> No.56450825
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56450825

>>56450764
They'll buy the top in a few years.

>> No.56450834

>>56450764
China has some of the most empty high rises and sky scrapers of any country I have been to and there are articles on this. Their housing bubble is somehow even more retarded than the wests because the properties to the mortgages aren't even built and the money to build them has already been spent in a ponzi scheme style fashion. It sucks for China but not so much the rest of the world that is decoupling from them and can find cheap labor in Vietnam and Mexico as alternatives. Only a retard would bet on China.

>> No.56450850

>>56450834
>Their housing bubble is somehow even more retarded
More retarded than strippers having 5 houses? Bullshit talk.

>> No.56450861

>>56450834
>>56450764
I'm sorry but after having been and worked in China and with Chinese you will never convince me they have a strong economy when everyday is a fucking dog and pony show.

>> No.56450865
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56450865

>futures

>> No.56450866

>10 year climbing back up
>DXY climbing back up
>stocks still climbing up
WHY

>> No.56450894

>>56450861
Doesn’t matter no one is going to press them on:
>ethics
>carbon emissions
>eating things they really shouldn’t

They are the role model for the bourgeoisie climate controller method. Additionally we have no exposure to them aside from a dependence upon garbage goods.

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56450893

>>56450861
Your opinion is obviously very subjective. Have you ever been to an american McDonalds? Hard to believe but they have a strong economy too.

>> No.56450898

>>56450866
It will be another red day.

>> No.56450905

>>56450866
correlation =/= causation, we'll be red overall by the end of the week

>> No.56450909

>>56450866
>longer for higher
>longer for higher means dxy is yielding
>the market is retarded and wants max hurt

>> No.56450915

>>56450850
They have mortgages to houses, apartments, condos, etc not even built and the money that was supposed to be used to build them has already been spent. This is why it's a retarded deal for them because their ponzi scheme is coming to an end and huge chunk of their gdp is centered around construction.

>> No.56450931

>>56450893
Bro I have been to a McDonald's in China and had a chink telling me how much they love it. Your idea of what strong is shouldn't be based on propaganda.

>> No.56450946

>>56450915
it's still at 5% GDP growth rate. If it were negative what you are saying would make sense but as I said you can't wrap your head arround the fact that it's all a nothingburger and it shows.

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>>56450946
I mean I'm always skeptical of any numbers coming from China. Are you going to tell me I should wrap my head around 0 new cases for Covid month after month? I don't think you can wrap your head around how fake and gas China really is. Also simply the government spending more money would boost gdp but isn't reflective of real growth.

>> No.56450987

>>56450974
why would you bring up gdp then in the first place
you can't use something as an argument and when I turn it arround on you say "it's fake anyway" kek

>> No.56451030

>>56450987
I bring it up because construction does make up a huge amount of their economic activity and that is literally turned out to be caught up in a ponzi scheme which ties in their banks since all these mortgages that don't have real properties attached to them will be worse a much worse form of toxic debt than the 2008 crises faced in the west. China had to make the transition of their manufacturing economy to a more service oriented economy to build a consumer base but instead they kept pumping money into dying manufacturing resulting in more toxic debt. This transition needed to begin 20 years ago. It's literally too late now.

>> No.56451058

whats the best way to park like 140k when youre 39 and getting divorce child support raped and want your gains to offset that ass raping

>> No.56451072

>>56451030
China can just outgrow this crisis. That's why you invest in chinese growth/tech stocks.
They are valued as if they are fake but these stocks can also outgrow this common bias and then the value of their stock will go up exponentially

>> No.56451080
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56451080

Oilbros we've been fucked again

>> No.56451097

>>56451072
If they didn't get help from the Biden administration I would say they don't have a chance but because of the chips ban and companies like NVDA not being able to sell that gives Chinese companies a chance to actually compete in their own market and fill the void left.

>> No.56451105

>>56451058
You are fucked

>> No.56451135

>>56451097
It wouldn't suprise me if the chips ban backfires on the west and china takes the lead in chip making. If they have the will to do it who's gonna stop them while all innovation in the west is a laughed at and shorted into the ground with interest rates higher for longer.

>> No.56451146

>>56451058
meth

>> No.56451157

>>56451058
unironically bitcoin paper wallet
can't be seized

>> No.56451163

>>56451135
I mean I never would associate quality with China. Their strength and also weakness has always been having a despotic government ruling over a slave class of cheap labor. I'd take it about as seriously as China dominating the EV market just to see massive ghost parking lots of countless EV vehicles not fit for driving. The Japanese I know have a saying for the Chinese, they know how to look like they are keeping busy.

>> No.56451169
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56451169

>>56451058
>140k, 39 years old, divorce and support raped
It's not looking good.

>> No.56451182

Why Bitcoin pumping so much?

>> No.56451189

>>56451182
ETF news with halving macro tailwind

>> No.56451192
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56451192

MARA
>MARA
MARA
>MARA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56451199

>>56451163
I understand what you are saying but my HUAWEI phone is seriously the best piece of tech I have ever bought. When they were making these phones the U.S. started the whole "fear of chyna" campaign. Because they were wayyy ahead of everyone else.

>> No.56451211
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56451211

>>56450893
That's a lot of "youths" acting a fool in that McDonald's

>> No.56451236

>>56451199
I have a Huawei phone as well and it's good but I don't see how it's way ahead. I like it though. I think though that China is facing an existential crises for it's hegemony similar to Russia, I think both will lose.

>> No.56451294

>>56451236
I think like charlie munger that everyone can win.
The west is will lose if they keep thinking they have to control everything.
Why are we protecting ukraine again? Makes zero sense to me. Fuck these dogs. Why can't we just let russia do it's thing? Ah I know... The billions in Hunter Bidens bank account is why.

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56451307

I'm gonna get my MARA shares called away AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Please do not redeem the calls I sold you, stinky Indian kind sir

>> No.56451321

>>56451294
I mean the west doesn't really exist anymore, the global government is already here and Russia and China took part in it as well but they were dumb enough to think they could retain their autonomy. This isn't how any of this works and what is happening in Ukraine is more smoke and mirrors. War is always a good excuse to move incredibly large amounts of assets without anyone being the wiser.

>> No.56451333

>>56451294
I own everything so I can never lose. That includes the bond market. India is being added to the emerging market bond funds with their amazing 7+ interest rate

It's an open secret on non western outlets that America and Europe is slowly dying. Just listen to this bloody bastard
>https://www.youtube.com/live/7CnrAd4tUU8?si=WiCD2xiLv_hl66Rk&t=710
Openly calls out the debt problem in the west and how it will literally kill us

>> No.56451367
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56451367

>>56451333
>Is slowly dying
The America I knew is already dead

>> No.56451408
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56451408

>>56451333
If you own everything you also can never really win.

>> No.56451416

>>56451408
>60/40 portfolio at global market weights beats a full stock portfolio
don't be so xenophobic that you're a retard that misses out on gains

>> No.56451424
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56451424

>>56451408
I was told by a very wealthy powerful influenctial man that I will own nothing and I will be happy. So, why would I wanna own everything, or anything for that matter? Don't you wanna be happy bro?

>> No.56451434

>>56451424
Wise words, I will call my stock portfolio "road to happiness" from now on

>> No.56451483
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56451483

>portfolio threads on the catalog are always 100% shitcoins

>> No.56451513

>>56451483
/smg/ is the only part of /biz/ worth going to. I never even look at the catalog except to find the next thread when it doesn't get linked.

>> No.56451520
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56451520

So are we back or what?

>> No.56451521
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56451521

>futes

>> No.56451539

>>56451424
He meant that Jews will own nothing and be happy

>> No.56451548

Vz chads rise up, what are we gonna do with our 9% divs

>> No.56451564
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56451564

Shill me a 3x Daily Bull Haunted Real Estate ETF

>> No.56451583
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56451583

>>56451564
The absolute state of the housing market.

>> No.56451598
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56451598

>ishares updated their american bond fund index
>we went from 75% AAA to only 3% because of the credit downgrade
>JNJ and MFST are the only triple A bond lenders in america left
and people wonder why yields are pumping

>> No.56451616

>>56451598
Someone explain to me why I would buy a bond ETF instead of just buying the bonds myself?

>> No.56451620
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56451620

>>56451548
By myself one of those cheap small gas station pecan pies that are mostly lard to celebrate.

>> No.56451634

>>56451616
if you don't plan to sell its identical
it also lets you remove idiosyncratic risk from your investments

>> No.56451646

>>56451169
Why is Rapunzel pure sex

>> No.56451662

>>56451564
I feel like a haunted house is a personal challenge.

>> No.56451717
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56451717

>>56451662
I had to watch that haunted mansion movie with my girlfriend's family the other night. I wish I would inherit a giant haunted mansion with secret passages and shit.

Well, minus the haunted part I guess. But you wasn't born into a evil rich pharmaceutical tycoon family

>> No.56451733

>>56448962
Too bad his brain is trying to kill him

>> No.56451743

>>56451717
You were born being a loser instead.

>> No.56451746

>>56448967
What would be the prompt for this? Draw a girl who could be cute except she has this big man jaw.

>> No.56451780

>>56449324
Mutt bureaucrat here. I'm doing a mix of the C fund, the S fund, and that foreign equities fund. No bonds. When I flip to bearish, then I'll go all in G fund and bonds.

>> No.56451800

is this the bottom do i cut my losses on uvxy and sqqq and pivot to bullish or what.
the numbers line looks like a bottom but when i go out touch grass and talk to people it seems like the very beginning of shit becoming fucked

>> No.56451822

>>56451800
>cut my losses on sqqq
You're not supposed to hold leveraged ETFs.

>> No.56451835

>>56451822
Except for the SOX_!

>> No.56451839

>>56451822
i know I'm retarded

>> No.56451860

>>56450866
Tech earnings insider info? Anyway I am 90% sure that there's going to be a giga green dildo at some point this week so it's probably going to be flat/red at the end of the week

>> No.56451863

>>56451822
though tqqq did pretty well post-covid. 600% on reasonable timing margins.
yes i do understand the downsides of leverage in volatility

>> No.56451867
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56451867

>>56451839
Which is why you should keep holding it in the hope you breakeven
It is what you were going to do anyway

>> No.56451873

My rtx calls bros

>> No.56451878

>>56451860
its not insider, every company is projected to beat earnings this week and the ones that have reported already have by a lot, yet 85% of sp500 is trading under 200 day moving averages so everything is extremely oversold

>> No.56451883

>>56451800
top signal spotted on the Qs, get ready for more volatility boys, protect your assets by diversifying into industrials and red headed women.

>> No.56451892

>>56451867
I'm over that and I'm well acceptance of my previous theory being mostly comfirmation bias and lack of faith in the free market and it's flexibility. besides I'm pretty sure even in a flash crash i wouldn't make it totally back to even just halfway or so.
I'm just wondering if there's a boogeyman lurking under the consumers' finances or if they'll be able to continue to open new lines of credit as need-be.

>> No.56451899

>>56448029
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"
"This time will be different"
>"Higher for longer"

>> No.56451900

>>56451878
guidance is more important than earnings

>> No.56451903

>>56451873
lol you bought the top

>> No.56451927

>>56451883
This is coming from the guy who can't figure out if he is staying or leaving his gookfu.

>> No.56451938

>>56451927
interracial relationships are hard, figuring out if it's time to be buying or selling is way easier.

>> No.56451965

>>56451900
thats why tesla shit the bed but apart from apples decision to double and triple down on china, ever company is pretty well lead atm

>> No.56451966

>>56449726
>The situation in the Middle East is no longer escalating.
It’s just getting started.

>> No.56451981

>>56451966
it will take years for israel to go house to house and remove hamas from gaza but the conflict isnt going to spread

>> No.56451990

>>56451966
if one dead Israeli is worth 35 dead goyim, does that mean each Israeli hostage is worth $35 billion compared to the $1 billion each we paid for the goyim hostages in Iran? I mean if kidnapping jews is this lucrative, why aren't more people doing it.

>> No.56451996

NVDA dumping premarket gains quickly
anyone have the news?

>> No.56452000

>>56451996
It's overpriced.

>> No.56452001

>>56451996
I was wondering what one of the horrific 7 was doing this

>> No.56452005

>>56452000
>news

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>>56451996

>> No.56452018

>>56452008
thanks

>> No.56452024

>>56451996
David Soxl just got arrested trying to barge his way into NVDA HQ

>> No.56452028
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56452028

KObros we're so back(still down bigly for the year)

>> No.56452043

>>56452008
Why would that dump it tho?

>> No.56452073

>>56452043
news sentiment bots

>> No.56452081
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56452081

>>56452043
headline is not clear.. but basically there are export controls that are effective immediately and it will impact some shipments of their AI hardware

>> No.56452097

>>56451938
Baggie you are kind of a dumb fuck if her being Asian suddenly became an issue if it wasn't something you considered in the beginning

>> No.56452117

>>56452081
My reading comprehension is shit

>> No.56452124

>>56452097
You actually think I considered any potential consequences that could result from any of my actions in this matter?

>> No.56452130

>>56452097
That happened to me too.
You spend all your life completely bathed in propaganda that race doesn't mean anything and being shown attractive Asian women. Then you get into a relationship with one and everything is great and then you start thinking about having kids and *that's* when suddenly you realize all the issues you're about to have.

>> No.56452135

>>56447937
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
DOESNT WORK

>> No.56452137

>>56452135
none of the links work, thats the joke

>> No.56452138

>>56452130
Just don't have male children lmao

>> No.56452141

>>56452081
That's bullish though, boboids really are stupid fucks.

>> No.56452157

>>56452130
That's not even the problem, it's the paranoia that everybody who sees us when we go out together looks at me as the race traitor, when she's the one with the golden pussy whip who won't just let me go.

>> No.56452166

>>56452157
>looks at me as the race traitor,
People only do that with women, no one cares what men do.

>> No.56452172

>>56452130
Oh c'mon a million Elliot Rodgers can't be that bad for the world right?

>> No.56452173

>>56452008
thanks. but that was already to be foreseen since the gov announced last week new curbs

>> No.56452177

>>56452141
>That's bullish though
Y tho????

>> No.56452179
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56452179

Today is gonna be the extra crab special. Yesterday was super easy for 0DTEs, but I wouldn't waste money on them today fellow goombling degenerates

>> No.56452182

>>56452138
i would rather have ugly sons than pretty daughters
if i had pretty daughters there would be a bunch of dudes always trying to bang them
if i had ugly sons they would be just like you guys and you guys are my bros

>> No.56452187

>>56451981
didn't iran just bomb 3 mutt embassies yesterday or something like that?

>> No.56452188

>>56452172
>Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger (July 24, 1991 – May 23, 2014) was an English-American former college student, and the sole perpetrator of the 2014 Isla Vista killings.
I guess he's English-American the same way Musk is African-American.

>> No.56452191

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.56452194
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56452194

tweet from the pimco bond king

>> No.56452195

>>56452138
To have sons woman must come first, to have daughters it's best if the woman doesn't cum during sex and is stressed

>> No.56452199
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56452199

>>56452182
Even if your daughters are ugly, there will still always be a bunch of dudes trying to bang them

>> No.56452203

>>56452199
IME ugly women are much more promiscuous too.

>> No.56452205

>>56452130
for me its watching asian female streamers and they seem like soulless bugs. turned off hugely by them since

>> No.56452208

>>56452177
Less chips for foreign powers, more chips for American companies. Bullish for America, another example of Biden's economic leadership. Never bet against America.

>> No.56452217

>AGNC
oof

>> No.56452223

>>56452205
I've never gotten the point behind watching streamers, it seems like a complete waste of time.

>> No.56452226

>>56452166
Oh so now she's the race traitor, and I'm the guy who should be given a noble peace prize for my work in ending racism.

>> No.56452233

>>56452208
But how is it not at least short-term bearish for the company having its sales limited?

>> No.56452236
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56452236

i'm buying INM and ASTI

>> No.56452240

>>56452226
Unironically my exs parents were mad at her for dating me because of that. My parents "didn't see race."

>> No.56452241

>>56452166
>>56452226
How the fuck am I supposed to explain that to the voices in my head????

>> No.56452245

>>56452130
> *that's* when suddenly you realize

Lmao, that’s why the huge majority of mixed race couples end in divorce. White trash uses that moment of epiphany as an excuse to ditch, but in reality mixed race couples were never to make it anyway because mixed couples chose the easiest route with the least resistance.

>> No.56452248

>>56452233
Biden will figure it out, just buy the dip and stop asking so many questions.

>> No.56452251

>>56452223
it is.

>> No.56452253
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56452253

I got shaken out of MARA a couple of weeks ago and missed out on like ~30% profit

>> No.56452258

>>56452248
Are you trolling or what? Shouldn't it be easy to explain how this doesn't negatively impact Nvidia?

>> No.56452272

>>56452258
I already explained why it's bullish, American companies working on revolutionary AI projects now get access to more chips. Chinese scam companies with bad AI don't get chips.

>> No.56452278
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56452278

SPY puts are three times as expensive as calls right now.

>> No.56452285

look at KO niggers
bears are fucking retared, FAANG stocks today after markets are gonna pump because of earnings. go on believing the world is gonna end

>> No.56452290

>>56452285
Obviously it's not ending today.

>> No.56452291
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56452291

>>56452208
Sometimes puts rdwae, sometimes calls rdwae. You inflexible unthinking non adaptable perma anything braindead name faggots are so mentaly self handicapped it's almost indescribable how ridiculous you are

You are no different then a pathetic outdated stubborn 90 year old man set in his his ways despite a constantly changing world

>> No.56452305

>get into trade
>market reverses immediately

>> No.56452306

>>56452291
Puts and shorting are anti American bullshit that quite frankly should be illegal.

>> No.56452308

>>56452291
Often the world actually has gone crazy and the old men are right.

>> No.56452314

>>56452306
There is no America, just Mexico 2.0. I wouldn't bet against America either but its gone now.

>> No.56452321

>>56452305
>getting into a trade just before the market moving news of the day drops

>> No.56452324

So are treasuries going to hold at 5%, or do we see a further bottom?

>> No.56452325

This shit is all going blood red.

>> No.56452326

>>56452306
Fuck off tyrant, this is still a free country
>>56452308
True

>> No.56452327

bros I think I need to break up with my gf
what can I invest in that will make me money to get over her

>> No.56452332

>>56452321
>see roll over starting on chart
>sell short
>market randomly decides to put in a long wick to stop me out
>continues selling

>> No.56452339

>>56452327
SGOV.
Don't have red days while your getting over a breakup, just enjoy the money every month.

>> No.56452342
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56452342

okay I just sold my hedge puts. Time for the market to dump violently

>> No.56452348

>>56452332
Stop complaining about that or you will be labeled as a holocaust denier

>> No.56452357

>>56452342
When was the expiration date? It seems a little early to do that desu.

>> No.56452358

357 is not going to hold on QQQ and there is no way this is getting to 360 today so there it is.

>> No.56452364
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56452364

Lol SOXX just tonguing the 200 dma is ridiculous. I hate rich faggot algo trading so much.

>> No.56452370

And just like that VZ ran off without me

>> No.56452376
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56452376

my TA says there is a fortress resistance at SPY 420.69 give up now bobo

>> No.56452377

>>56452357
Nov 10th
Been holding since Oct 16th

>> No.56452378

>>56451733
yep. Shitty dice roll

>> No.56452383

>>56452377
Ah, yeah you were a bit early.

>> No.56452387
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56452387

>>56452358
They probably gonna crab it to fuck over expensive puts today

>> No.56452393

>BTC up 12%
A foreboding omen

>> No.56452395
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56452395

We're back

>> No.56452399
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56452399

See you all on the other side!

>> No.56452404

>>56452393
Man it's crazy how little volatility BTC has these days.

>> No.56452405

What the fuck are these disgusting candles on SPY?

>> No.56452406
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56452406

>>56452383
still almost doubled though, and I am seening a lot of earning surprises

>> No.56452414

>>56452406
seeing*

>> No.56452415
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>>56452399
Anon you couldve given that $2 to starving kids in Africa instead of greedy rich privileged tribe members

>> No.56452420
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56452420

>new 5 minute bar opens on NQ
>pushes down
>is immediately bought back up and then some

>> No.56452425
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56452425

is grocery store baked goods any worse than from mom and pop bakery? i swear i cabt taste a difference. does my town just shit bakers?

>> No.56452427

>>56448304
a boat is a hole in the water that you pitch money into every time you walk by

>> No.56452430

I've been comparing the Aussie futures to the United States indices.

Can someone please explain to me why the us indices went from basically 0.1% to 0.6% up...but our Aussie futures didn't move up with it, ours are still flat...

Usually our futures go up with it, wtf is this bullshit......

>> No.56452435
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56452435

>>56452427
Unless you live on it. It's still a hole in the water you throw money into but now you only have one smaller liability in your life.

>> No.56452440

Max pain is still up a bit from where we are. Do with that what you wish

>> No.56452444

>>56452430
ours jumped on earnings beating projections

>> No.56452446

For once in my shitty life, I want to get into a trade and not get whip sawed out of it because you retarded faggots can't commit to a move

>> No.56452453
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56452453

>>56452425
yes

>> No.56452454

>>56452446
the move is up until january

>> No.56452465

>>56452446
We can’t commit to a move? Don’t be a baby bitch with baby bitch hands and stick to your original strategies and thesis, you’d be rich!

>> No.56452476

Bump

>> No.56452479

>>56452465
>get whip sawed out of position because every move is reversed in the same candle
>anon thinks it's because i'm not sticking to my strategy

>> No.56452507

>>56452476
we're at the bump limit retard

>> No.56452520

>>56452444
Yes, but this is supposed to carry over onto our futures, it's not tho

>> No.56452528
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56452528

And just like that, we haven't really moved an inch!

>> No.56452536

I fucking hate crab days so god damn much you faggots are worthless

>> No.56452543
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56452543

>>56452528
open board meeting is happening right now. if you're not watching, you're missing out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss9z66NaXd0

>> No.56452544

migrate you scoundrels
>>56452537
>>56452537
>>56452537
>>56452537
>>56452537

>> No.56452546
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56452546

>>56452507
bump

>> No.56452556

>>56452507
Filtered

>> No.56452557
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56452557

>>56452536
And the first hour is supposed to be the most action!

>> No.56452571

>>56452507
nerd

>> No.56452576
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56452576

>>56452241
Get help and take meds you dumb fuck.

>> No.56452585

>>56452195
Is there any science behind this

>> No.56452602

>>56452585
Circunstancial science, when women cum, the short lived male sperm gets pushed into the cum receptacle by prgasmic contractions.

>> No.56452616

>>56452602
I know what I'm talking about I'm a phd in mathematics

>> No.56452642

>>56452602
>>56452616
So when I see a man with 3 sons am I supposed to understand he fucked his wife well while a dude with 3 daughters sucks at fucking?

>> No.56452660

>>56452642
Yeah

>> No.56452709

>>56452642
Yes and be sure to explicitly congratulate him on his skills. Give his wife a sly wink too. He'll appreciate it

>> No.56452724

>>56451620
Baste