/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56441789]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56441797]

Trading could be so simple for SVIX enjoyers

[Anonymous No.56441803]

next time think about new at 340-350
it's like when you're baking a turd and you just let it sit in the chamber for a while, push some air past it, let it marinate

[Anonymous No.56441810]

nice Black Monday

[Anonymous No.56441821]

grabbing id, im the one the schizo thinks is a glawnigger and the oil baggies arent talking to because i called it lol

[Anonymous No.56441825]

looks at volume. lul mumus dont' know

[Anonymous No.56441827]

sigh

[Anonymous No.56441836]

Shit bake for shit people.

[Anonymous No.56441854]

i'm all in funkopops

[Anonymous No.56441860]

>>56441827
It'll pass, r-right?

[Anonymous No.56441867]

i guess no one needs oil anymore

[Anonymous No.56441872]

>Grandpa, where were you when Bill Ackman singlehandedly saved the entire world from total economic collapse with a single tweet?

[Anonymous No.56441873]

>presents

[Anonymous No.56441888]

Ever since the bounce my arrhythmia stopped and my hair started coming back in again.

[Anonymous No.56441894]

>>56441827
>>56441860
>>56441867
>Muh shutdowns
>Muh COVID
>Muh Ukraine-Russia conflict
>Muh Irasel-Hamas conflict

No one cares. The markets want GREEN.

[Anonymous No.56441895]

>>56441873
Who cares? As long as they bomb arabs it's fine with me.

[Anonymous No.56441897]

Bobo you had your turn all week last week. Good show. Now stand aside and let Mr Snibs take this week from here.

[Anonymous No.56441902]

>>56441867
This too shall pass, our time cometh soon, I saw a post that said that somewhere

[Anonymous No.56441904]

>TFW holding UVXY

[Anonymous No.56441909]

Will the MTG x Marvel set save Hasbro?

[Anonymous No.56441910]

>Euro at 4-week high against dollar

heh sorry ameri bros you will be our slaves soon

[Anonymous No.56441919]

>TMV long got heemed
>oil long got heemed
uranium long gets heemed Im going all in ROPE

[Anonymous No.56441933]

>>56441897
I was a bullish Mr snibs this morning, but it went up too quick so now I'm a bearish Mr snibs

[Anonymous No.56441932]

>>56441867
When was the last time u used WTI oil to fill ur car, i use gas lol puts it in perspective rly

[Anonymous No.56441934]

>>56441827
>>56441860

[Anonymous No.56441939]

>>56441919
That's a very artistic Apu jpg

[Anonymous No.56441943]

I just bought $100,000 worth of SPY at $424

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.56441948]

>>56441810
kek. Dude is the definition of striking why he cries out in pain. I've never seen a grown man so whiny.

[Anonymous No.56441950]

>>56441943
Regret you didn't buy 100k UPRO instead

[Anonymous No.56441953]

>oil -3%
only 2% more to go today
>>56441943
hold to 480 for $13k profit by eoy

[Anonymous No.56441954]

>>56441904
cup & handle forming imo

[Anonymous No.56441958]

>>56441943

[Anonymous No.56441959]

>>56441895
Post nose.

>>56441943
Complete and utter financial devastation.

[Anonymous No.56441960]

>>56441943
A version of this cometh your way very soon

[Anonymous No.56441970]

>>56441943
>What am I in for?

You hold onto that for 15 years and youre set for life my good man

[Anonymous No.56441978]

>>56441910
haha I'm losing both in equity and forex

[Anonymous No.56441985]

>>56441943
lol why did you not average in?

MUMU OGUN THUNDERSTRIKE YOUR PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.56442007]

>>56441825

[Anonymous No.56442008]

bottom's in, oilchads

[Anonymous No.56442009]

>>56441943
SHES ALREADY TANKING JIMMY

[Anonymous No.56442018]

>>56441827
>>56441902
Don't be to sure its an act of love.

[Anonymous No.56442025]

What's about to happen bros?

[Anonymous No.56442034]

bought the top at 29 USD, its 23.50 now
I'm unironically learning a lot in this past 5 months. wish it didnt cost me considerable amount of money but I guess thats how you learn huh

[Anonymous No.56442047]

>>56442034
Yeah sometimes I wonder if investing into a broad market index fund isn't the best choice. Has anyone here ever thought of that?

[Anonymous No.56442050]

Stop fighting the inevitable. Volatility must fall

[Anonymous No.56442051]

>>56441860
All we need is a bit of pessimism... a bit of "bonds offer better risk-reward"... a bit of profit-taking... a bit of "sell stocks to buy mooning crypto"... a bit of "hey, this handful of huge tech stocks look a bit overvalued"... but no.

[Anonymous No.56442059]

>>56442047
I will
I have a downpayment coming up in 4-7 months, after that I'm just gonna stick to funds for nasdaq
I'm performing better in my home market, where I also consume a lot of news

[Anonymous No.56442060]

>>56442025
lotta calls bein bought

[Anonymous No.56442079]

Is this a good or bad time to lose my job? Because I'm about to lose my job.

[Anonymous No.56442088]

>>56442034
Always buy at the top of Bart formations, that way you build character. The money you lose sucks, but the certain group of financially scheming people that sold you those bags needs Hawaii vacation money for next year as well

[Anonymous No.56442092]

They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do

[Anonymous No.56442101]

>>56442079
Is there a downside?

[Anonymous No.56442104]

>>56442092
I mean it's obvious this is a bearish pattern.

[Anonymous No.56442116]

>>56442059
Absolute madman, it will never work. You have to pick stocks, everybody knows that.

[Anonymous No.56442127]

>Consumer staple down 15% YTD
>Earnings tomorrow morning
Calls on KO?

[Anonymous No.56442139]

And just like that, my crab spreads are coming back to being more in the money

[Anonymous No.56442146]

>>56441825
you don't need to look at pretty graphics to know nvda is overpriced

[Anonymous No.56442163]

>>56441943
~6 to 12% YoY

[Anonymous No.56442164]

>>56442127
It's because consumer staples are a lot of junk food purveyors and Ozempic craze is rekting their shit. Expect it to continue until people come to their senses

[Anonymous No.56442166]

>>56442127
Jeans, coke, and trucks, anon.

[Anonymous No.56442174]

Short signal just received on AMZN. Recommend going short here

[Anonymous No.56442180]

>>56442146
Anything with a P/E under 100 is a value stock

[Anonymous No.56442188]

>>56442174
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What signal?

[Anonymous No.56442191]

>>56442060
platform?

[Anonymous No.56442198]

>30yr yield
>intraday high 5.18%
>intraday low 4.96%
>22bps
Impressive.
.>>56441872

[Anonymous No.56442210]

How is SOXL only at 16 after the massive semiconductor pump this year? What happens when NVDA takes a fat shit? Does SOXL go to 5?

[Anonymous No.56442216]

>>56442198
Wow almost as if the rate hiking cycle is done...

[Anonymous No.56442223]

>>56442198
So systemic risk?

[Anonymous No.56442232]

>>56442210
Reverse el splite

[Anonymous No.56442236]

>>56442216
I don't know about that - because if now free market forces move yields lower, then it forces the Fed's hand. The rhetoric has been for weeks now
>oh market is doing the job for us of higher rates
so now Fed may be forced to do the job for the market, IF it goes on

[Anonymous No.56442238]

>>56442210
>ITT: anon learns about leveraged ETF decay

[Anonymous No.56442239]

>>56442210
Isn't that a leveraged ETF?
Those decay exponentially.

[Anonymous No.56442241]

>casually buys a $53B oil company

[Anonymous No.56442245]

>>56442216
>the rate hiking cycle is done

[Anonymous No.56442249]

>>56442216
This poster is a mentally ill man who obsesses over cutting off his own body parts.

[Anonymous No.56442259]

>>56442238
It happens in every thread when the market is open.
It really should be in the OP text.

[Anonymous No.56442281]

>>56442188
MACD cross over bearish diverge on the daily chart

[Anonymous No.56442285]

There are anons in this very thread holding SOXL they bought in 2022.

[Anonymous No.56442286]

>>56442236
There is no free market it's a managed market.
>>56442249
Correction: This poster is making money. And you're a nigger faggots.

[Anonymous No.56442289]

>>56441943
> He bought?

[Anonymous No.56442310]

>>56442286
But did you really cut it off, or do you just tuck it on like Michelle?

[Anonymous No.56442313]

>>56442285

[Anonymous No.56442316]

>>56442285
Is this AI? Looks real at a first glance but upon further inspection looks like it's AI. Bretty hot though.

[Anonymous No.56442327]

>>56442310
Are you projecting tranny?

[Anonymous No.56442328]

>>56442238
>>56442239
>>56442259
Um sweaties I have it on the best authority that leveraged ETFs only go up

[Anonymous No.56442342]

Why is it going up????

[Anonymous No.56442353]

>>56442342
The world is becoming a better place because each day more and more thirdies die premature, violent deaths.

[Anonymous No.56442364]

>>56442327
I thought you were a real tranny that hasn't roped yet

[Anonymous No.56442377]

>>56442342
Tech earning will beat estimates OIL will too, economy is doing alright. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56442394]

>>56442364
Brother I have all my body parts and they're available for Wiolleta on demand.

[Anonymous No.56442416]

WHY BOND YIELDS GO DOWN ?REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.56442423]

>>56442394
What kinks does it look like she’s into, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.56442427]

>>56442416
Because the Fed is ignoring its mandate and buying them for political reasons.

[Anonymous No.56442431]

>>56442416
no more rate hikes and a fed boy sad higher for shorter lol

[Anonymous No.56442434]

>>56442423
All executive women are into some form of femdom.

[Anonymous No.56442444]

>markets NEVER crashing
>you missed the bottom
>you will miss the next run
>you will never own a home
>muh bonds
>muh CRE
>muh wars
>muh china
>muh interest rates
the Fed will NEVER allow another crash
this subreddit full of terminally online losers can keep doomposting and coping, but at this point your no better than meme stock cultists and goldfaggots

[Anonymous No.56442445]

>>56442423
throat fucking, look at that long ass neck

[Anonymous No.56442446]

>>56442416
The trillionaires are buying. You know 5% on a trillion dollars isn't all that bad.

[Anonymous No.56442456]

>>56442444
>this subreddit
Really speaks volumes about the bull shills.

[Anonymous No.56442459]

I undercooked the pasta.

[Anonymous No.56442465]

>>56442416
I've been trading since 2002, and I've never once bought a bond, and probably never would unless I had 8 or 9 figures and was on my death bed about to give all my money to a heroin addictrd son is all

[Anonymous No.56442481]

>>56442444
checked and fed loving goyim pilled
they are also responsible for every crash and war in the last century

[Anonymous No.56442489]

>>56442465
I buy BIL with any leftover cash sitting in my account. 5% is 5%

[Anonymous No.56442509]

>>56442456
nice catch, low effort pasta probably

[Anonymous No.56442525]

>>56442489
But why buy BIL when you can do a quadruple calendar ratio backspread with a jade lizard leaning to one side, and get way more money?

[Anonymous No.56442533]

>>56442164
Ozempic killing junk food producers is my favorite meme of 2023. It’s not the wonder drug, it’s the fact that people are fucking poor now.

[Anonymous No.56442543]

>Are you able to move $100 trillion in assets with a single tweet, anon?
>Oh.. you can't?
>I'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.56442549]

>>56441867
Oil fair value is 60 you nigger

[Anonymous No.56442559]

>>56442543
overbought, overexcited sentiment. Time to buy TLT puts again.

[Anonymous No.56442563]

>>56442543
Genuinely
>gif related
Insane.

[Anonymous No.56442568]

>>56442549
Brother only like 15 companies are profitable at 60$ oil.

[Anonymous No.56442569]

>>56442525
last time I tried that trade I woke up in the trunk of some car at a truck stop in albuquerque with lipstick on and a suspiciously sore ass
>never again

[Anonymous No.56442571]

>>56442549
more like $120

[Anonymous No.56442591]

>>56442549
you vill buy brent at $120

[Anonymous No.56442604]

I feel like boomer anons in here are the people spamming reaction gifs on yahoo finance "conversations"

[Anonymous No.56442611]

>>56442543
I simply dont understand money...

[Anonymous No.56442650]

up 1% today I would like more.

[Anonymous No.56442651]

so is that Bitcoin ETF approved now or not?

[Anonymous No.56442692]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.56442694]

>$1 buys ¥150
If there's a crash, won't the yen shoot up from here?

[Anonymous No.56442706]

Market is starting to melt down as crypto soars. Huge trouble for the current administration and America as a concept. Getting to the point they're going to need to take their playbook and toss it in the garbage because the world is adapting to them.

[Anonymous No.56442709]

>>56442650
>I would like more
you got greedy

[Anonymous No.56442716]

and just like that, the 30Y yields never went below 4.99% anymore

[Anonymous No.56442721]

>Let's start with what I want to say. Ackman is a liar.
>As far as I'm concerned, the guy is a major loser.
>I wouldn't invest with [Ackman] if he were the last man on earth!

[Anonymous No.56442739]

I just booked a vacation to Europe, so naturally DXY is collapsing today.

[Anonymous No.56442744]

>>56442721
Kek, I should listen to that clip again.

[Anonymous No.56442746]

>>56441873
Every time I watch the original Legend of the Galactic Heroes I'm stuck by how the retarded warhawk caricatures aren't even really caricatures, but literally how a ton of real life neocons behave.

[Anonymous No.56442764]

>SCHD already back down close to the lows on the day
Dividend bros, is it over for us?

[Anonymous No.56442785]

>buy on Friday
>spend weekend jerking off and playing vidya
>open up 5% on Monday
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy~

[Anonymous No.56442789]

>>56442764
Just turn off DRIP and manually buy DOGE with the divvies is all you gotta do

[Anonymous No.56442793]

>>56442739
I went to Europe in July that low dip was my vacation

[Anonymous No.56442797]

>>56442716
AAAIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.56442805]

And just like that, nothing will ever move at all one way or another, ever again!

[Anonymous No.56442808]

Oil is FUCKED

[Anonymous No.56442821]

>>56442808
At least they are all lubed up

[Anonymous No.56442823]

>>56442793
At least I'm not the only one. I swear it's rigged. Same thing happened last October.

[Anonymous No.56442827]

Will going all in COIN without stop loss make the pain go away?

[Anonymous No.56442832]

PBR drilling for oil at the bottom of my port today.

[Anonymous No.56442840]

wtf why are my stonks going down

[Anonymous No.56442842]

>>56442832
I thought oil chads always win, that's what they always say

[Anonymous No.56442849]

AAH COUNTERREVERSAL

[Anonymous No.56442852]

>>56442849

[Anonymous No.56442858]

>lower low
>higher high
We're ALL on mr. Crabs' wild ride now

[Anonymous No.56442873]

okay crab bros you win, guess i should look at selling some calls

>>56442827
like a bullet to the dome

[Anonymous No.56442904]

>>56442849
I reversed your counterreversal so that now we're triplereversed.

[Anonymous No.56442927]

>>56442827
you can buy 60x leveraged warrants here, essentially shitposts on the order books. very addictive, and simple to understand. the main point being that you will lose your money

[Anonymous No.56442934]

>>56442904
I don't even know who is inverse-double-triple-reversing whom anymore!!

[Anonymous No.56442937]

Oil brothers there is a 79$ Biden put right?

[Anonymous No.56442938]

>make a call with a hedgie
>he swaps out fakes when I kill him in the trade

[Anonymous No.56442945]

>>56442937
that's essentially the bottom for now.

[Anonymous No.56442967]

Anyone here actually make a living from trading?

[Anonymous No.56442988]

Gentlemen, my time has come. Dont say you werent warned

[Anonymous No.56443011]

good day for slurping soxl cheapies before the fagman earnings

[Anonymous No.56443028]

>>56443011
>slurp SOXL cheapies
>they get even cheaper

[Anonymous No.56443044]

>made 50 bucks from put
>finished popping to this https://www4.javhdporn.net/video/miaa-465/
>moms making grilled cheese snack
>gonna get a mcdouble and large sprite after close
good monday

[Anonymous No.56443053]

Do i buy XOM or CVX here? Theyre basically twin giants now of the US oil industry.

[Anonymous No.56443054]

Hourly reminder that SVIX chads can't stop winning because SVIX is a no crab zone

[Anonymous No.56443066]

Every rally should be sold and shorted.

[Anonymous No.56443072]

>>56443053
half & half is probably smart. CVX has more global diversification and gas/LNG exposure

[Anonymous No.56443079]

Amazing how the Ryan Cohen cocksucking fanclub always manages to buy at the ATL. Better sell quick before it finds a new one.

[Anonymous No.56443080]

>>56442840
small hat cats playing games

[Anonymous No.56443090]

>all we did was return to friday's price levels
>AAPL puts are getting heemed
i knew i shouldn't have checked my portfolio today

[Anonymous No.56443112]

>bought TSLY at $18
just end my suffering dear lord

[Anonymous No.56443118]

>>56443072
CVX does seem a bit better and faster moving. Less bloat.

[Anonymous No.56443126]

>>56443053
I like CVX on the offhand chance their biofuel division takes off. Highly unlikely but would be a game changer.

[Anonymous No.56443131]

>>56442967
lol

[Anonymous No.56443149]

>>56443118
Both are excellent businesses and you can't really go wrong with either

[Anonymous No.56443162]

>>56443131
I mean I sure as hell can't but maybe some of you actually know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.56443233]

>>56443162
Nah, I just invest in good companies and get heemed every day.

[Anonymous No.56443298]

ok calls set to sell, crab gains here i come

>>56443162
i spend more time on investing than my actual job, does that count

[Anonymous No.56443299]

>tech once again manages to hold up the entire market
Meanwhile almost everything else is continuing to shit itself

[Anonymous No.56443308]

[Anonymous No.56443321]

and just like that, the 30Y will never go below 5% again.

[Anonymous No.56443323]

Spotify can't go up right... Right

[Anonymous No.56443324]

>>56443298
lmao same, for the amount I earn from investing compared to my salary, I worry about this shit way too much

[Anonymous No.56443330]

sirs do not redeem 4220 spx please

[Anonymous No.56443333]

nasdaq is beheeming itself again

[Anonymous No.56443336]

>>56443011
Is this sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.56443339]

>>56442104
IS IT?

[Anonymous No.56443343]

It's done. The market had its chance today and it basically came out and said "I don't have it in me...how long do I need to go...?" It has given up. It's over. An undeniable unredefinable recession is nearing and Joe Biden is going to come out poop his pants, trip, and start crying while Karine Jean-Pierre comes out and says "what the president means to say is that things are better than ever!" Just embrace it at this point.

[Anonymous No.56443345]

>>56443333
ponzi

[Anonymous No.56443351]

>>56443336
you didn't slurp?
oh no, not good at all

[Anonymous No.56443353]

>>56442764
It unironically is over.

[Anonymous No.56443357]

>Lmao mumu
t.boboid

[Anonymous No.56443358]

>Shid&Piss trannies in the red
>Nadsaq fags barely green
>Russell 2k baggies literally roping
>SVIX chads up 4% on the day
literally can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.56443363]

>>56443343
i said DO NOT REDEEM 4220
stop trying to redeem ffs
the dxy is oversold as hell stop buying stocks already

[Anonymous No.56443369]

I need something to replace TGH
>inb4 ZIM

[Anonymous No.56443372]

>>56443351
Based

[Anonymous No.56443383]

>>56443369
BIL

[Anonymous No.56443402]

>>56443353
Dude I hate you so much. Your posts are always retarded fag shit. You just come across as that drunk uncle who rants about stupid shit and probably fucks trannies.

[Anonymous No.56443416]

Why are hedgies looking at bank account, Sam, those are résumés.

[Anonymous No.56443447]

>>56443402
she's so pretty. why did she take the bog pill?

[Anonymous No.56443527]

So this is the last smg?

[Anonymous No.56443551]

>>56443447
>she

[Anonymous No.56443557]

lmao.. even with the ACKman bond relief rally, dip buying has already fizzled out across
>IWM
>DIA
>SPY
only the QQQ holding it green into close
crazy

[Anonymous No.56443559]

Any actual relevant companies have earnings today?

[Anonymous No.56443569]

>>56443527
It better be. Everyone here is a fag that doesn't know shit about trading or leveraged etfs.

[Anonymous No.56443576]

Feels like the entire market is just responding to yields, is it normally like this or is this just the new financial hellscape we inhabit.

[Anonymous No.56443585]

So wtf even happened today?

[Anonymous No.56443593]

>>56443569

[Anonymous No.56443595]

>>56443559
do you do business?

[Anonymous No.56443602]

>>56443576
bond market has always been the dead ringer in times of financial uncertainty

[Anonymous No.56443611]

>>56443569
my expertise is in felines, sorry mate

[Anonymous No.56443624]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56443626]

>>56443569
Leveraged etf are shit though

[Anonymous No.56443628]

The Bloomberg channel linked shitting the bed for anyone else? Did they get gotcha'd or metoo'd or sumthin

[Anonymous No.56443629]

>>56443624
I lost some money today...

[Anonymous No.56443632]

Why are we dumping on good news?

[Anonymous No.56443668]

>>56443126
the entire biodiesel market is only about $120 billion, worldwide
for comparison, the global oil market is around $3 trillion and still climbing, gold is somewhere in $170-190 billion

[Anonymous No.56443672]

>>56443624
I did very well today. Thank you for asking

[Anonymous No.56443675]

>>56443624
>-1.48% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.56443677]

[Anonymous No.56443681]

bloomberg link failing todya?!??!??!?!?!? nyaaaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.56443684]

>>56443672
brass balls holding that with the turbulence coming up.

[Anonymous No.56443696]

now that the market has closed and the TLT baggies have doubled down, the chinks and japs can use this opportunity provided by ACK-man to perform the mother of all treasury dumps

[Anonymous No.56443697]

also

[Anonymous No.56443700]

>>56443684
My take profit is 27. I have faith it'll happen before the great S&P heemening really begins

[Anonymous No.56443704]

>>56443626
Bro you are retarded

[Anonymous No.56443705]

Yo what the fuck happened at 1pm EST? Surely some sort of important information came out that affected the entire market in unison, right?

[Anonymous No.56443721]

>>56443705
Yeah your mom stopped doing porn

[Anonymous No.56443731]

When is the government going to start printing money again?

[Anonymous No.56443738]

>>56443731
They already are to repay bondies

[Anonymous No.56443752]

>>56443624
+1.75%, but it's mostly because my CCs increased in value....

[Anonymous No.56443766]

>exxon mobil buying pioneer
>chevron buying hess
which other companies are looking to acquire?

[Anonymous No.56443778]

I am all in on shorting Amazon. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.56443779]

>>56443766
Tourmaline made a smaller acquisition last week, and a source I know says Canadian Natural may be interested in buying out ARC Resources

[Anonymous No.56443782]

>>56443766
Occidental Petroleum is looking to acquire Oriental Petroleum, but you didn't hear that from me.

[Anonymous No.56443787]

>>56442988
indeed my brother

[Anonymous No.56443789]

>>56443778
BDSM

[Anonymous No.56443794]

>le market crash
>it's happening very soon
>any time now
>le market crash is coming (f-for real this time!!)
>le market crash imminent

[Anonymous No.56443798]

>/gme/ general now has a 4chan pass using namefag

I can’t wait until all the GameStop faggots kill themselves

[Anonymous No.56443811]

>>56443704
They are shit retard, nightly resets kills all gains when it crabs, get cfds if you want to leverage

[Anonymous No.56443814]

>>56443624
>inhales deeply
I will never financially recover after today.

[Anonymous No.56443821]

>>56443624
wiped out my gains from friday FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.56443832]

breaking breaking

3 us bases attackarinod
https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/1716539058191479297

breaking
breaking
get your millstocks
buy your milstocks

[Anonymous No.56443833]

>>56443811
How have people consistently been getting gains with SOXL then you dumb faggot?

[Anonymous No.56443849]

>>56443832
AHH LET ME SELL

[Anonymous No.56443851]

Not even waiting for 420 SPY, waiting for 400

[Anonymous No.56443852]

>>56443832
>it's real
welp, as I said oil has a fair value of $120

[Anonymous No.56443855]

>>56443833
I do pretty well selling CC on SOXL.

[Anonymous No.56443860]

BTC 30 day performance
>+18%
Hmmm - hedge against the central banks? Bait for retail? Explain these flows

[Anonymous No.56443864]

>>56443852
lit some oil fields in syria aflame too

[Anonymous No.56443871]

>>56443860
Prep for the "sell the news" event on the spot ETF

[Anonymous No.56443876]

>>56443832
>>56443852
>>56443864
Al-Omar oil field attack image, allegedly

[Anonymous No.56443890]

>>56443832
This is bullish for the entire market.

[Anonymous No.56443894]

>>56443832
>Check oil.
>-2.5%
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.56443897]

>>56443876
old image
attack is real though

[Anonymous No.56443900]

How to cope with bad days?

[Anonymous No.56443903]

>>56443900
Deposit more money into your account.

[Anonymous No.56443906]

>>56443832
Oh no, some nebulous "rockets and drones" that cause "a civilian contractor to suffer a cardiac incident".

Let me know when 5,000 ragheads are walking through tents and motor pools.

[Anonymous No.56443908]

>>56443900
You find a way to vent.

[Anonymous No.56443912]

>>56443890
not unless bonds get cheaper.

>>56443894
you've got it backwards dummy, oil dropped 2.5% so they bombed the fields. arabs want oil prices high just like us

[Anonymous No.56443913]

>>56443900
>just get a liver transplant bro

[Anonymous No.56443914]

>>56443897
ah you're right, that's from like 2021

[Anonymous No.56443918]

>>56443860
>What is a halvening cycle?
>What is the bubble sentiment cycle?
>What is inflation?

[Anonymous No.56443919]

>>56443903
I can't. I have everything allocated already. I need to make money trading actually.

[Anonymous No.56443924]

>>56443912
I've read that book if it was anything meaningful oil would be green by now dummy.

[Anonymous No.56443926]

>>56443852
Why is there a price gap on WTI vs Brent? is it all OPEC long-nosing?

[Anonymous No.56443929]

oil is beginning to climb 45 degrees upward... the attack is real isn't it

[Anonymous No.56443932]

Cybertruck is happening isn't it?
Feel like Tesla got way too badly beaten for that earnings miss

[Anonymous No.56443933]

>>56443900
Don't have them. Cut your losers, feed your winners, and hedge with puts on appropriate weak counterparts.

[Anonymous No.56443937]

>>56443906
biden wants war, giving him an excuse just saves him the effort of a false flag.

[Anonymous No.56443946]

>>56443918
>halvening
Only argument I think has merit
>bubble sentiment
nah - look at risk stocks, look at ARKK - literally made a new low ratio of ARKK to QQQ for this cycle
>inflation
I don't know about this argument either - inflation higher = bond yields higher = more attractive investments offering you yield, instead of an asset that doesn't offer you yield (eg. gold, BTC)
the only argument I would say inflation ties into BTC rise is that inflation higher = yields higher = systemic risk higher = BTC as a hedge

[Anonymous No.56443956]

>>56443937
*Biden's handlers. And no, if they wanted war, Israeli tanks would've leveled a quarter of Gaza by now. They're currently scared shitless, with no idea how to de-escalate.

[Anonymous No.56443957]

>>56443926
as far as I understand, it's to do with a lot of factors: transportation, tariffs, weight, sourness/sweetness etc. There are other benchmarks too like Urals or Oman or Western Canadian Select... typically I think WTI is used as a proxy for North American crude and Brent more as a "global" proxy. AFAIK

[Anonymous No.56443972]

>>56443946
>nah - look at risk stocks, look at ARKK - literally made a new low ratio of ARKK to QQQ for this cycle
ARKK != BTC. Mid September had the worst crypto sentiment since the winter. A brutal micro downtrend within a larger uptrend.

[Anonymous No.56443986]

>>56443833
>consistently
In the last years, the biggest bullrun in history yeah numbnut

How was its performance the last months?

[Anonymous No.56443988]

>>56443956
Israel isnt biden, and my point stands.

[Anonymous No.56443989]

>nigeria was almost forced to pay 1/3rd of its forex reserves to one company
>it didnt even get to close to finishing the gas facility
There is so much fuel in the world but esg niggers refuse to invest in it.

[Anonymous No.56443993]

moar QE powell, we need moar QE!!

[Anonymous No.56443994]

>>56443972
ehhh I don't know about that.
risk appetite for ARKK is pretty similar to BTC
if you were to chart BTC compared to ARKK I'm sure they would move extremely correlated
In fact, I will do that right now..
>pic related
yeah look at this shit, you can see it visibly with your naked eye even
it only "broke" within the last month or so, where they stopped moving together
they're practically proxies for each other in the minds of institutional investors

[Anonymous No.56443999]

>>56443624
+$730
But other than that, today was another complete failure. My life is imploding

[Anonymous No.56444001]

Btc is to divert you from gold. It fell below trend and never regained it

[Anonymous No.56444002]

>>56443986
It's still up overall from a year ago you mega dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.56444009]

>>56443999
c-checked... I'm obliged to ask now. What happened?

[Anonymous No.56444011]

>>56444001
that makes sense, there's a big gold short squeeze going on right now - someone is bigly underwater

[Anonymous No.56444024]

>>56443946
>risk stocks
>ARKK
I haven't heard this before but I guess lol. like a 3x woman-traded fund (WTF)?

[Anonymous No.56444029]

>>56443988
No, but the people in charge of Israel are the same ones in charge of Biden.

Which is a roundabout way of saying buy ESLT.

[Anonymous No.56444031]

In b4 oil goes up 10% overnight and oil equity goes up 2% to break even

[Anonymous No.56444032]

>>56443986
See, the thing that's so consistent and strange to me is how bears literally cannot fucking zoom out to charts longer than like 3 months. Every time you press them on their opinions it's always about how something has been doing over the last six weeks, and usually it's within the last 10 days. It's such an intrinsically shortsighted attitude, you'd think they would eventually realize that they're wrong in the long term but I guess there are enough of them to make it a self fulfilling prophecy in the short term.

[Anonymous No.56444033]

CDNS earnings:
>triple beat
>raised guidance
>mentioned strong demand for AI
down ~4.5% AH

anyone know why?

[Anonymous No.56444038]

>>56444024
it unironically is treated like this, as a proxy
I'm pretty sure there's even a chart on bloomberg terminals that is like "non-profitable tech AKA ARKK" or something like that
BTC is seen same risk appetite as non-profitable tech
it also helps that COIN is a large part of Cathie's portfolio

[Anonymous No.56444058]

>>56443624
+3.91%

[Anonymous No.56444061]

>>56443993
Goddamn right.

>>56443994
Retail TSLA call YOLOers from 2021/22 (who'd own both) are a separate group from crypto cycle/ETF speculators or people who trust Grandma Cathie with their money. That's why BTC's been decoupled from ARKK since the start of this year.

[Anonymous No.56444072]

>>56444033

[Anonymous No.56444073]

>KRE new 4 month low today

[Anonymous No.56444085]

>>56443624
Adequate close. Still heavily short this jalopy. Today i went out to car to find it encased in a 1/16th inch thick shell of ice. Doors frozen shut. Hit the windows with ice scraper and it just skates off the surface without biting in to the ice at all. It took 15 minutes of work to remove enough for me to see. Very rare. You need a perfect combination of humidity, overcast sky, and sub freezing temps with freezing rain then snow for this to happen. Normally if there is ice on car it's really thin and scrapes off without much effort.

[Anonymous No.56444086]

>>56444073
tell me anons, if the regional banks are all fucked due to being underwater on the bonds on their balance sheet, why would KRE not see relief today, a day when bonds rallied extremely hard, yields got crushed
riddle me this /smg/
riddle me this
why would we not see KRE relief rally today??
HMMMM???

[Anonymous No.56444092]

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.56444114]

>>56444073
>>56444086
ZION alone can't save them.

[Anonymous No.56444118]

>>56444092
THE WALLS

ARE

CLOSING

IN

[Anonymous No.56444120]

>>56444009
I wanted to leave the house today, but fucked up my face shaving, so I'm too hideous to be in front of people. This is like the sixth day in a row.
And since I can't go to the grocery store, I'm about to find out how long I can live on one ramen packet per day before I die of starvation or organ failure

[Anonymous No.56444123]

>>56443900
fap

[Anonymous No.56444137]

>>56444120
>one ramen packet per day
Potatoes, rice and eggs, lad.

[Anonymous No.56444154]

>>56444137
Yes, I also have rice, but idk how to cook potatos. I already know I'm terrible at cooking eggs. Last time I tried, I was on the toilet for like 6 hours

[Anonymous No.56444158]

Space thread got bumped. Stock list related to space technology...
SPIR IRDN RKLB NOC AJRD MNTS
not on that thread last I saw...
SAIC 574+ million contract 3/4/23 from Space Systems Command Acquisitions

[Anonymous No.56444165]

>>56444120
Why don't you just get a clean shave?

[Anonymous No.56444172]

>>56444086
...why would it? the bonds is a lie

[Anonymous No.56444175]

>>56444120
>>56444154
Dude no one is looking at you. Guarantee someone at the grocery store is grosser than you are, 100%.

[Anonymous No.56444178]

>>56444154
>idk how to cook potatos
>fucked up my face shaving
Fucking zoomers I swear

[Anonymous No.56444181]

>>56444033
It's one of those stocks that could drop 95% and I wouldn't blink an eye.

[Anonymous No.56444195]

>>56444154
Crack egg in lubed muffin tin 350 farenheit 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56444196]

>>56444172
what do you mean?? what do you mean bill ackman didn't singlehandedly reverse the fundamentals of the bond market selling off with a single tweet?? you're crazy. bill ackman saved us all!!

[Anonymous No.56444197]

>>56444154
>but idk how to cook potatos.
how do you even fuck up potatos

[Anonymous No.56444201]

thank you mara chad

[Anonymous No.56444204]

>>56444154
the complete good eats is on torrent.
cut the salt in half and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.56444207]

>>56444165
What do you mean? That's what I'm trying to do
>>56444175
Yeah, but what if someone does look at me?
>>56444178
Dude, I'm 36. And I used to be able to do all of these things (shave, cook, etc...), but now I can't. Like I said above. My life is imploding. Idk how, but over the past year I've become really bad at everything I used to be able to do.
Maybe if TQQQ hits 45 by Friday I'll be able to afford a nice dinner or something

[Anonymous No.56444215]

>>56444086
Because there's not going to be a pivot, a 20 bps rally in the 10Y doesn't save their balance sheets. They need aggressive rate cuts and they also need people to stop pulling their deposits, dwindling existing deposits due to the consumers running out of money is also probably somewhat responsible for the deposit outflows.

[Anonymous No.56444226]

>>56444215
exactly. nothing has changed. if something had changed, KRE would not have made a new 4 month low today.

[Anonymous No.56444227]

>>56444207
Not to sound patronizing but how did you fuck up a clean shave? Don't forget to change the razor frequently and using ample amounts of shaving foam

[Anonymous No.56444233]

>>56444196
>you're crazy
I can neither confirm or deny these allegations.

[Anonymous No.56444253]

MSFT is going up after hours and they don't even report earnings till tomorrow
Techbros, it's going to be a good week
>>56444227
When I finished and washed off, I didn't feel like the shave was close enough. So I went over it again. And then again, and then again, and then 2 hours later my face was all razor burnt

[Anonymous No.56444276]

>>56444273
>>56444273

[Anonymous No.56444279]

>>56444196
Why shouldn't a big player announcing that they've covered their bond short move the market? Oh yeah - isn't it hilarious that it was just shorting, like I said it was the whole time?

>>56444215
>There's not going to be a pivot
Wow lmao FRESH BEAR COPE EVERYONE

>>56444207
>Yeah, but what if someone does look at me?
They most likely won't think anything at all, but even if they do think something it will last 3 seconds and they'll keep looking for potatoes. No one is looking at you my man, and if they are looking and they're thinking negative shit about you, fuck them

[Anonymous No.56444281]

>>56444253
ouch... give it a few days and maybe try again when you're in a better state of mind.

[Anonymous No.56444296]

>>56444253
Angle of the razor is probably off and/or youre not clearing it often enough.
>So I went over it again. And then again, and then again, and then 2 hours later my face was all razor burnt
yeah dont do that. Just shave the next day

[Anonymous No.56444347]

>>56444279
>Why shouldn't a big player announcing that they've covered their bond short move the market?
because the bond market in the US alone is $51 trillion. ACKman's short is $3 billion tops, probably closer to $1 billion or less ---
>1 billion is approximately 0.001960784% of 51 trillion
of the bond market, and already got closed out; especially when closed out as a result of increased geopolitical risk
his short was literally 0.002% of the bond market, it's nothing, peanuts

[Anonymous No.56444467]

>>56444158
>contract 3/4/23
correction contact awarded 08/29/23
is expected to be completed by 03/24/2030

[Anonymous No.56445246]

>>56441789
PPBT. Price is 1/10th what it should be for two oncology drugs that are wotking.