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56433525 No.56433525 [Reply] [Original]

Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 49.5 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.56433543

>>56433525
Kek missed you bro, WAGMI.

>> No.56433672

>>56433525
This pasta never gets old

>> No.56433682

>>56433525
I love you

>> No.56433713

>>56433525
Stupid asshole fucking up my pasta. It’s always 50 link for rent for someone to take me in. Even if 1 link equals 500$. It’s always 50 link. Fucking asshole

>> No.56433723

>>56433543
>>56433672
>>56433682
He’s an impostor he doesn’t live in South Dakota. He’s a fraud. It’s always offering 50 link for rent. He’s a stupid asshole,