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no, seriously

>> No.56429399

>>56429393
by buying donut!

>> No.56429403

its the best available format for internet discussion. if there were something better people would be using it

so make something better or fuck off

>> No.56429406

Short reddit right after the IPO. You'll make tens of thousands and redditors will seethe

>> No.56429412
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>>56429406
>redditors will seethe
redditors from the crypto side will literally do the same since the niggers at reddit rugged them, just saying, thanks for the gold and I updooted you to heaven bronut!

>> No.56429423

>>56429393
Have Elon Musk buy it
Or, outcompete it with some better website/app

>> No.56429542

>>56429393
it should be referred to as Reddit now that plebbit actually exists and is awesome.
or can some autist meme a new derigatory name for Reddit

>> No.56429648

>>56429423
Literally nobody I follow left X. Why do you hate Elon?

>> No.56429682

>>56429393
>how to destroy plebbit
1. go to github and find the shreddit utility (python script that goes back and replaces all your historical comment text with garbage)
2. rent a $10vps and create a webservice around shreddit script
3. start an outrage marketing campaign against plebbit. change current outrage every few weeks...always encourage users to "shreddit their account"
4. reddit becomes a wasteland of Lorem Ipsum text

>> No.56429752

>>56429682
honestly this sounds based

>> No.56429800

>>56429648
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2023/05/30/fidelity-values-twitter-at-roughly-15-billion-a-third-of-the-sticker-price-paid-by-musk/
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/according-elon-musk-own-math-204413573.html
Down from a valuation of $44B in October last year, to then valued by a third party at $15B in May this year to now Musk self valuing it at $4B last month. This all in under a year. You ventured into a business board, anon. In business, this is destruction.
Why did you automatically assume I had some hate against Elon?

>> No.56429809

>>56429800
It was just overvalued before musk bought it
keep seething plebbitor

>> No.56429840

>>56429800
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/musks-banks-book-twitter-loan-losses-avoid-big-hits-sources-2022-12-14/

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56430040

Lemmy is a better social media solution.

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56430950

You rang?

>> No.56430972

>>56429393
I'm gonna give you an advice. Google the word "plebbit". Click on the first link. Thank me later.

>> No.56430991

>>56429393
t dot me/plebbit

>> No.56430992

>>56429393
train generative agents using offline LLMs[1] until you have a botnets worth of them and tie them to an acount
gain karma on your accounts by posting on r/news or r/aww
[1]https://arxiv.org/abs/2304.03442

>> No.56430996

>>56429393
Remember when the API changes were announced and the neckbeards of reddit threw a fit and said they would quit? They are still using it lol.
Same situation with Twitter / X. What a bunch of spineless terminally online cucks. They have zero will power. Zero power over their own lives. Just permanently upset and throwing tantrums.

>> No.56431196

>>56430996
>a bunch of spineless terminally online cucks
keked at this

>> No.56431237

Do you mean reddit or plebbit

>> No.56431899

>>56430996
We first need to build viable alternatives. Current alternatives like Lemmy suck and there's still demand for a news aggregator like reddit, that's why nobody switched.
Plebbit (the p2p alternative) is working on it, and while promising also isn't viable yet.

>> No.56432010

>>56429403
>100 downvotes
>-1250 good goy points
>Sorry your account is restricted from posting here