Recession-proof jobs

[Anonymous No.56416090]

Post em

[Anonymous No.56416147]

>>56416090
teacher (in a civilised country of course, certainly not america)

[Anonymous No.56416152]

>>56416090
Why is there a bag of piss? How did this happen

[Anonymous No.56416176]

>>56416147
Teachers are basically glorified day care workers. With Chat GPT and the online virtual learning who the fuck wants to listen to some post-college blown out liberal roastie blabber to them for 7 hours a day? Fuck that. schools are dying and they should die

[Anonymous No.56416186]

AI developer

[Anonymous No.56416200]

>>56416176
you missed the "civilised country" bit.
post-college blown out liberal roasties are a uniquely americunt phenomena.

[Anonymous No.56416209]

>>56416200
top tier delusion, there is not a single western country on this planet where women are not left wing whores

[Anonymous No.56416253]

>>56416186
Huge iq filter though

[Anonymous No.56416274]

I manage the city dump.

Somehow don't think I'll lose my job anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.56416334]

>>56416090
SEC reporting (unless the recession causes the stock to be delisted)

[Anonymous No.56416391]

>>56416090
Piss janitor.

[Anonymous No.56416399]

>Crypto staking (needs initial investment, use Kava, Waves, Polkadot, at least two of those or others that offer high yield and are not scams)
>AI artist.
A month's worth of uploading art every other day on rule34 and twitter will probably be enough for a fake portfolio to get commissions with.
>AI Dev.
Don't even bother if you aren't a savvy programmer already. PyTorch will rape you in the ass.
>Any manual labor job
Chef, garbage man, plumber, and all the other shit that will suck the life out of you and give you barely enough to eat chicken and rice once a week (big if).

[Anonymous No.56416448]

>>56416399
holy shit we are truly fucking doomed

[Anonymous No.56416462]

>>56416186
people say stupid shit like this thinking everyone can/wants to be a developer specialized in that disgustingly technical and autistic niche (no longer a niche even jeets are doing it now and already oversaturated the market)

faggots think all humans will be able to live off of doing maintenance and developing the bots we created to bring in the end of the world sooner.

[Anonymous No.56416478]

>>56416147
>i will never be the cool english teacher in switzerland or whatever making good money and exercising my deep passion and love for teaching
>i must abide by whatever next hot trash in the programming space comes into my plate, i will eat the bugs and i WILL love it because in my company we are a family god damnit
i feel no love nor patriotism for this country anymore i just want out. holy shit i understand dirty brown third worlders now.

[Anonymous No.56416503]

>>56416399
>year of our lord 2023
>unironically recommending waves, the biggest ponzi ever made that somehow no one talks about even though it was a complete and utter disaster that resulted in over $500M+ being lost thanks to the Ukrainian jew scammer
This is enough for me to instantly discard your post since you have nothing of value to say about it. Pic related with you, nigger.

[Anonymous No.56416515]

>>56416478
I-I just wanna be an english teacher in japan and live the weeb dream bros ;-;

[Anonymous No.56416518]

>>56416399
>Le economic warlord face

[Anonymous No.56416524]

>>56416478
>>56416515
noble ambition, anons. rare thing to see. i hope your goals are fulfilled eventually, by your own hand and effort.
>>56416503
post wad of cash + what you do for a living bro. well wait.

[Anonymous No.56416532]

>>56416478
How does it feel to develop the ai tools that are deprecating learning languages faster than you can say double spend?

[Anonymous No.56416546]

>>56416524
I've got nothing to prove to you or anyone else in this shithole. I'm just calling you a retard for recommending shit that's been confirmed as being a scam even though no one talks about it for some reason. Luna crashed spectacularly and everyone talked about it but for some reason this shit never got any sort of substantial media attention.

[Anonymous No.56416548]

>>56416399
>Crypto staking
Based. If you got friends in the hardware side of the tech company maybe they can get you components for like -70% off (prices are so artificial today, it's fucking crazy). That way you can stake AND operate you kava/avax/etc.

[Anonymous No.56416573]

>>56416090

Petrochemical maintenance/engineering. Unless they plan on shutting down their multi billion dollar plant forever, it is cheaper to continue to pay people even if they aren't doing as much work.

[Anonymous No.56417125]

>>56416573
Look at South Africa, maintenance is the first thing to go in a crash.

[Anonymous No.56417742]

>>56416152
yeah, what the fuck? that shouldn't be possible

[Anonymous No.56418211]

>>56416478
Why aren't you aiming for that dream? English teachers are in high demand all over the globe.

[Anonymous No.56418222]

>>56416152
Ni

[Anonymous No.56418224]

$XUAN trader in the midst of regulatory fears

[Anonymous No.56418292]

>>56416176
> glorified day care workers

Do you know how much day care costs? Even valuing it at $5/hr/kid, a teacher of 30 is producing $150/hr of value to society.

More value than most of the kid’s parents provide to society.

[Anonymous No.56418303]

>>56416478
Ngl, it would be cool to be a teacher like Socrates or Plato, teaching only fellow human beings how to think well, instead of just "how to think about your coding future at Amazon"

[Anonymous No.56418419]

Farmer

[Anonymous No.56418685]

>>56416090
no such thing anymore. not with AI and advanced robotics lurking around the corner. Pretty much any ass sitting job is going to get axed in the next 5 years. trades and shit like that will be a thing for a long time though.

[Anonymous No.56419316]

>>56416090
911 dispatcher

[Anonymous No.56419323]

>>56416090
whore. but after 25/30 it s all over

[Anonymous No.56419409]

>>56416399
I'm thinking of being an electrician. We need constant electricity to function. What would happen to you if you are "working" mining crypto or using AI and then your wires burn or something?
Being an electrician could be great.

[Anonymous No.56419579]

>>56416090
>piss bagger
what do they do with all that piss? tan hides?

[Anonymous No.56419645]

Hairstylist
I am not letting Robo McCuttie near my head

[Anonymous No.56419669]

Working at mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.56419946]

>>56418303
This is unironically just what it means to be a good manager.

[Anonymous No.56419985]

Professional wrestler

[Anonymous No.56420024]

>>56419409
yeah electric guy is always useful but depend on your country sometime to pay like dogshit though

[Anonymous No.56420058]

>>56416090

Walmart

[Anonymous No.56420084]

>>56416090
rolex watchmaker

[Anonymous No.56420088]

>>56416176
Lmao 90% of kids are lazy, hedonistic brutes that would waste their young lives doing shit if teachers weren't there to quide them.

But to answer OP's question, physician is another one.

[Anonymous No.56420109]

>>56416532
Lmao in your dreams you pathetic nerd twisted by technology. Technology always only makes things harder, such as learning things. What we all need is more human contact.

[Anonymous No.56420115]

anything in health care

[Anonymous No.56420125]

Sales, if you’re good at it.

[Anonymous No.56420519]

>>56416090

[Anonymous No.56421799]

>>56416176
in the future each child will have a personalised tutor ran by AI which will know the strengths and weaknesses

[Anonymous No.56421813]

>>56416090
Healthcare. It kind of sucks, but better than being a bluecollar wagie. I see their charts and I think they deserve the money, but your body has its limitations.

[Anonymous No.56421819]

>>56420519
Only illegal spics do that where I live.

[Anonymous No.56423392]

Ironically, anything that is small town white collar finance and isn’t sales. When shit tanks wealthy people move things between trusts and do gifts to later generations to take advantage of lower market prices and tax hits.

[Anonymous No.56423601]

>>56416090
Prostitution

[Anonymous No.56423604]

Anything in the defense industry

[Anonymous No.56423782]

>>56416090
Pretty easy to solve, grab a utility pump and run a garden hose from top of the bag into the piss bag. Put outflow garden hose into a bucket. Turn on pump, done.

Otherwise, prick the bag about 2inches below surface of piss and slowly collect in a bucket. Ladder down and you'll be done in 2-3hrs (easy money)

t. janitor

[Anonymous No.56424634]

>>56416090
Waiting for MOASS

[Anonymous No.56425296]

>>56416090
I've seen bags of piss like that multiple times in my life.
I've never questioned it until now.
How?

[Anonymous No.56425966]

>>56416090
I started work at an Indian reservation shortly before Covid hit

>the economy is sustained by the casino powered by pensions
>the tribe ignored state covid guidelines

It's pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.56426471]

bros, go into water, either treatment or distribution. some postings only want you to have a GED and you get the required certs within a year.
market go up, drink water, market go down, still drink same amount of water.
that and you can get more and more certs, which puts ya in a new pay range. after 3 or 4 years, your qualify for supervisor, your pay will never dip below 82k. I'm doin certs right now and they're pretty easy and I'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.56426493]

>>56425966
You know I wish we just gave reservations de facto independence (like Hong Kong in the 90s) and just sit back and see what they would become without interference from the gubment.

[Anonymous No.56426509]

>>56425966
>ignored covid guidelines
>YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP EVERY DAY BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN COVID
Only a subhuman would pass on world from home but then again this is a conservative sweatlord board where people praise 100 hours a week in the office while I sit back and work maybe 8 hours a week in my comfy work from home

[Anonymous No.56426539]

>>56416090
cocksucker

[Anonymous No.56426702]

>>56425966
>> i'm not sure how i feel about the fact that paige hill hass a butt whole

[Anonymous No.56426740]

>>56416090
doctor

[Anonymous No.56426752]

>>56416152
seen this before happen at my old middle school. The janny just put a bag there when the toilet overflowed

[Anonymous No.56428082]

>>56418419
I though farmer as well, but how will you prevent the hungry masses from killing you and your family while pillaging your crops?

[Anonymous No.56428140]

>>56416209
>there is not a single western country on this planet where women are not left wing whores
What? Go touch grass dumb incel. You will never be white.

[Anonymous No.56428351]

>>56418292
>Even valuing it at $5/hr/kid
some of those hours are worth more than others. math class? thats worth it. social studies and other homosexuality? net drain.

[Anonymous No.56428361]

You'll want to kill your self though.

[Anonymous No.56428451]

I can't believe no one has said this yet

[Anonymous No.56428465]

>>56420519
Lmao is that what american roofs are made of? Fake fucking tiles? holy shit it feels good to be British.
>Pic rel is a real roof, the norm in the UK.

[Anonymous No.56428468]

>>56428140
Name a country?

[Anonymous No.56428506]

>>56416176
I can't wait for the future generation of wageslaves devoid of the ability to think critically, taught by AI. As if the current generation wasn't brainwashed enough. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.56428594]

I got hired at a casino as a slot cashier with zero experience, no resume and super spotty work experience, also I have a pretty nice mullet. Anyways, it's paying almost 20 bucks an hour. Casinos do good. They close sure, but the dude dealing cards? He just moves down the street.

[Anonymous No.56428603]

Go corporate. Be a business analyst or something.

[Anonymous No.56429075]

>>56416090
.

[Anonymous No.56429090]

most things CNC related, even the simple jobs are still in demand, just loading stock and pushing the button.

[Anonymous No.56429107]

>>56419409
I did that, working construction is fun but they tried to make me go to trade school and i'm not sitting in a fucking classroom with a bunch of retards to "learn" shit i could look up on youtube in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56429438]

>>56417125

Well maintenance on fixing things goes away, but not the people. They'll stay on and not do anything. That is how it works.

[Anonymous No.56430756]

>>56416090
Government lab

[Anonymous No.56430838]

>>56416147
>teacher
we're less than a decade away from all highschool and under education being done with AI that use voices of a character the kid can choose so they pay attention, like Darth Vader teaching calculus or Master Chief teaching history.

[Anonymous No.56430916]

>>56430838
that's what deverybody said last decade. two more weeks

[Anonymous No.56430948]

>>56430756
based government lab Anon

[Anonymous No.56430968]

I'm a analyst for the feds, very unlikely to lose my job

[Anonymous No.56431461]

>>56416462
so a truck driver then?

[Anonymous No.56431516]

My friend is a janitor and even he got his hours cut. Things look worse each day. Soon even the hoes won't be able to find clientele.

[Anonymous No.56431568]

>>56418419
>Massively rising input costs
>Depressed commodity prices
>Organic certification is an even larger headache
>Slave to govt' reporting
>Can get completely liquidated due to rogue weather pattern
>Grain buyers pushing hard on """""sustainable""""" practices that will take too long to break even on
I work for an ag company and every year we hear more and more farmers looking to give their farms to someone else because the economics are no longer there.

[Anonymous No.56432402]

>>56416090
There is always a 50k+ a year job available to anyone with a cdl.
100k if you are mentally competent.
20k or less if you are retarded foreigner that barely speaks English

[Anonymous No.56432423]

>>56426752
but how the fuck did he clean it afterwards? Poke a hole in it and siphon it?

[Anonymous No.56433214]

>>56430948
Not so fast. Pay is shit and I work with large volumes horrendously toxic chemicals all day. Chances are I will die from cancer before I get my pension.

[Anonymous No.56434132]

>>56417742
That urinal is lower than all the others and the clog is behind the wall, so when people piss in the higher urinals it comes out of the lower urinal. You should finish getting your GED.

[Anonymous No.56434178]

>>56416399
>plumber
>give you barely enough to eat chicken and rice once a week
You just outed yourself as being a thirdie or Europoor, congrats