/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56415247]

RUIN Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56415260]

Never too early to start planting those seeds of financial success. Come on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>56411634
>>56411634
>>56411634

[Anonymous No.56415261]

KYS

[Anonymous No.56415264]

Yids

[Anonymous No.56415265]

TONIGHT AFTER HOURS
BUTTERFLY HOLDINGS WILL MERGE WITH TEDDY
BBBYQ HOLDERS, WE WON.

[Anonymous No.56415266]

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

[Anonymous No.56415267]

>>56415247
It’s 1 o cock. We are rallying. They will continue to rally like every other Friday with opex. The tide has shifted

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56415272]

>>56415260
see >>56415261

[Anonymous No.56415271]

2 hours until me put expires worthless AGAIN

[Anonymous No.56415277]

buy vix futures at what price?

[Anonymous No.56415280]

>>56415271
I sold mine an hour ago. I'm done with 0dtes, I can't believe I got talked into that degeneracy again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56415281]

>>56415266
Yeah, it's just cooling off before the next rally. #Not

[Anonymous No.56415286]

>>56415266
>

[Anonymous No.56415288]

In two minutes we are gonna crab in this range. Later you will be absolutely astonished and wonder how on earth did my crystal ball predict that

[Anonymous No.56415296]

Almost 3 months of trading since July 31st, and the cumulative effect on my portfolio has been a 2% loss. What a fun quarter.

[Anonymous No.56415297]

what are we freaking out about today /smg/

[Anonymous No.56415304]

Who shorted the market??
Why did the government
allow this to happen??

[Anonymous No.56415307]

>>56415297
EVERY CANDLE WE SEE

[Anonymous No.56415311]

Remember to relax, take a deep breath, and pray.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Cj5Ej0T9A
I asked God what to do earlier today and he told me I was sinning by gambling on 0dte puts. That saved me from great losses.

[Anonymous No.56415316]

>>56415261
t. poor

[Anonymous No.56415320]

>>56415248
>whats a good buy zone for vix futures? 19.5 or lower??
bullish or bearish? the range for VIX as of the open today was 16.42 - 22.30 in an overall bullish trend. so if you want to go long VIX futures, below 17 is where you would start thinking about it

[Anonymous No.56415321]

>>56415297
LSE halting trading the same day BBBYQ pops up on LSE

[Anonymous No.56415331]

>>56415280
>>56415271
I think you'd have more fun buying actual lottery tickets than playing 0 dte's.

[Anonymous No.56415334]

>>56415266
Now in webm form

[Anonymous No.56415335]

>bonds crashing
>vix crashing
>market crabbing at support
santa claus rally confirmed

[Anonymous No.56415336]

>>56415307
EVER-REE RED CAN-DULL
AND EVER-REE STOP-LOSS HIT
EVER-REE DOLLAR LOST
EVER-REE DREAM GONE
ILL BE NECKING SOON

[Anonymous No.56415342]

I’m glad the board is now educated on how buybacks can be bad for the investor when management uses them to buy stock at inopportune prices just to meet EPS targets and secure massive stock compensation packages that dilute shareholders. this board used to be “buybacks good” so it’s nice to see some personal growth from the lot of you

[Anonymous No.56415347]

>wind and solar absolutely killed
>oil doing great
>natgas probably at bottom
>uranium forward curve strengthening every day and uranium equities have consolidated
Time to go long uranium again.

[Anonymous No.56415349]

>>56415335
my body and leveraged etfs are ready

[Anonymous No.56415351]

>>56415342
Noooo I'm about to get an offer from a publicly traded company! I need that stock comp for my fooooootuuuure.

[Anonymous No.56415352]

>>56415320
So we should short VIX now is what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.56415353]

>>56415347
If things keep going the way they are I'm going to be getting 100% of my power from solar.

[Anonymous No.56415361]

Yay I sold my META puts earlier today. The old me would have held to expiry. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.56415362]

>>56415247
Will the bull market ever return?
Is the real crash coming soon?
What will happen to the market when WW3 really kicks off?
Would the stock market survive the eventual collapse of the USA?
Is true financial ruin coming?

[Anonymous No.56415363]

>>56415266
50:50 KO and BA because people will always want a cold can of coke and people will always need to bomb muzzies.

[Anonymous No.56415368]

>>56415353
don't get me wrong solar is a great investment for individuals installing them on their own roof, especially when in the right location geographically. But solar and wind companies are only powered by massive subsidies and hot air. Their projects are not viable when materials are costly and interest rates are high.

[Anonymous No.56415377]

>>56415362
We've got a few more months at least before the real crash and it could take until July to really get going. Earliest credible prediction I've heard is December. My bets are on March.

[Anonymous No.56415381]

Scooped up some ORCL. When do we buy $5000 in PLTR?

[Anonymous No.56415394]

SPIDER-MAN 2 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

[Anonymous No.56415400]

Crab bros rise up

[Anonymous No.56415402]

>>56415394
If it weren't the fall I'd be tempted to short Sony over that..

[Anonymous No.56415412]

So when do the draft orders get sent out this weekend?

[Anonymous No.56415413]

Sell Romanian bonds buy Alibaba (JD too).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKSyHIQ_TdY

[Anonymous No.56415419]

>>56415363
holy shit we are bombing London now wtf

[Anonymous No.56415426]

>>56415412
My uncle works for Video Games and he told me they're implementing a military messaging system ingame to send tokenized draft cards to zoomers by sunday

[Anonymous No.56415428]

If the Polish don't get their shit together my short puts are going to be assigned.

[Anonymous No.56415431]

I regret introducing BOIL to speculative gamblers on /biz/

[Anonymous No.56415433]

>>56415413
>Sell Romanian bonds
Probably a good idea. But your the only person ever in the history of /smg to ever hold Romanian bonds to even have them to sell in the first place

[Anonymous No.56415434]

We are heeming again my basterds

[Anonymous No.56415436]

>Amazon already offering holiday sale deals

Uh bros, is this bearish for AMZN? Their stock is down a lot today too...

[Anonymous No.56415437]

>>56415434
Turns out WW3 isn't bullish after all

[Anonymous No.56415438]

>>56415412
>>56415426
biden said in his speech yesterday that he is committed to no boots on the ground in either ukraine or israel

[Anonymous No.56415449]

>>56415437
there is zero chance this will turn into ww3, none of the big players want to get involved

[Anonymous No.56415452]

>>56415433
I don't hold any never have, some anon held them. He should sell his Romanian bonds and buy BABA and JD.

[Anonymous No.56415455]

>>56415438
>he doesn't know about the hoverboots workaround

[Anonymous No.56415457]

>>56415381
should've bought in when it was hovering around $8, probably wouldn't hurt to buy in at around $14

[Anonymous No.56415467]

>>56415457
this is uh, not financial advice

[Anonymous No.56415468]

>>56415352
>So we should short VIX now is what you're saying?
not really because you're shorting something in a bullish trend. right now you would be selling to book some gains and waiting to go long on a pullback... if you're deadset on trading VIX, which you don't have to do

if you're looking for a trade, Nat Gas is near the low end of its range in a bullish trend so now would be a good time to go long on a near-term basis

[Anonymous No.56415474]

>>56415457
Alrighty

[Anonymous No.56415477]

What's the deal with ENPH?

[Anonymous No.56415478]

>>56415468
why did nat gas get destroyed does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.56415487]

Excuse me sirs. Quit selling oil producers sirs. Village is hungry sirs.

[Anonymous No.56415486]

>>56415467
Noted

[Anonymous No.56415493]

>>56415478
natgas is bipolar, it's called "widowmaker" for a good reason

[Anonymous No.56415499]

>>56415478
natural gas is considered a waste product because it is a by product of shale, which was ramped up because of worries with the middle east

[Anonymous No.56415501]

>>56415478
Bullwhip from everyone expecting it to spike the last two years maybe?

[Anonymous No.56415502]

>>56415493
Crazy chart mang

[Anonymous No.56415505]

Sorry guys, I just needed a lil power nap for lunch, don't worry, I'm still here with you

[Anonymous No.56415514]

[Anonymous No.56415519]

>>56415478
Natural braps are free just eat thos Beans;

[Anonymous No.56415525]

>>56415487
It's been established for over a year now that oil stocks only trade higher when the company buys back it's own shares.
No one who doesn't already hold oil will ever be interested. Even among those who hold, most are willing to sell at a moments notice if the dividends/buybacks no longer justify the risk. Expect more of the same for the next 5 years, even as the oil price continues it's bullish trend.

[Anonymous No.56415533]

>>56415477
>>56415347

[Anonymous No.56415536]

>>56415431
Everyone look! This guy shilled boil before! And he thinks he was the first!

[Anonymous No.56415543]

>>56415519
Beans are gross, ew

[Anonymous No.56415544]

the market is crazy
and worse than i dreamed
today my positions
are completely heemed

[Anonymous No.56415548]

>>56415533
Perhaps my question was too vague. I actually have no idea what enphase does or why it's up 1000% over the past 5 years.

[Anonymous No.56415562]

It feels like we might have seen the medium term lows in the S&P 500.
Every "bad news" were either nothing burgers (once again) and/or have been digested by now.

[Anonymous No.56415564]

MOO MOOS
oh MOOOOOO MOOS
The bell tolls.

[Anonymous No.56415566]

>>56415377
yield curve says basically this, said the same target dates a few weeks ago

yields still fall off around 6mo (harder to see with uninversion) and players want that cash. yields turn up again 3-5 year so which is par for the course of a bear/crab market.

what I dont know yet is how much of an effect the fed threading the inflation needle and seemingly giving a soft(ish) landing could have. commercial real estate has already taken a beating, obviously a reckoning still needs to happen there. maybe it will still be just as bad like housing price declines starting in 06 vs CRE peaking in 2020.

bonds really are a fucking crystal ball man (more that theres just no ambiguity in what returns people are willing to settle for by definition of yield)

[Anonymous No.56415568]

I made 30k today now I will look at pictures of naked women online. stay amazing /smg/

[Anonymous No.56415570]

>>56415548
renewable energy bullshit. Entirely propped up by taxpayer money. Not profitable in a world with high interest rates and material costs. Renewable projects being cancelled and protested against by environmentalists and locals everywhere

[Anonymous No.56415580]

Motherfucking squirrels got into my damn garden bed. I planted spring bulbs like daffodils and muscari 2 days ago and now those ground californian furfags dug big ass holes in it.

Is this shit a bearish sign for my stocks?

[Anonymous No.56415582]

Retesting support twice in one day? Well alright, I didn't want to sleep for my night shift anyways.

[Anonymous No.56415585]

>>56415562
> Q3 earnings season
Make or break the market. If AAPL didn't get enough trannies to buy their ecosystem the us economy is toast

[Anonymous No.56415586]

>>56415568
Hehe, I look like this and do this too. :P

[Anonymous No.56415587]

Guys in the last thread I said that vector databases are awesome and that NoSQL databases are boring and the past.

I realized that vector databases are literally a type of NoSQL databases so im retarded.

Uhhhhh go long on MDB I guess since vector databases are the future

[Anonymous No.56415590]

What even is the Monday morning gamble with this shit market

[Anonymous No.56415594]

>>56415590
TSLA. It either pumps and makes the shorts cover, or it breaks down.

[Anonymous No.56415598]

>>56415590
cash or bonds, I guess, until the market figures out how to boil the crab

[Anonymous No.56415602]

>>56415586

[Anonymous No.56415604]

uvxy pumping

[Anonymous No.56415605]

>>56415570
>renewable energy bullshit. Entirely propped up by taxpayer money.
Well I get that, but I guess I'm confused why a company that sounds like it makes some random side-component related to solar panels is worth more than the actual panels themselves. This shit is outperforming NVDA and yet I've hardly ever heard it mentioned. Solar panel tech has been around for decades now, so I'm surprised a company founded in 2006 has a monopoly on some magical essential component.
If no one here has read up on ENPH specifically to know the basic thesis, I guess I'll just have to do some digging myself to understand.

[Anonymous No.56415615]

>>56415605
Because it's all a massive subsidy bubble. Literal trillions have been shoveled into the wind & solar grift.

[Anonymous No.56415616]

We're closing green today, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.56415625]

>>56415616
anon...

[Anonymous No.56415632]

>>56415616
i think so but i wont bet on it

[Anonymous No.56415635]

>>56415615
So you think ENPH are just the ultimate grifters? They've simply developed a superior subsidy vacuum?

[Anonymous No.56415644]

>>56415566
also I think were mismanaging the contagion from china, their RE crisis is leading ours... on the other hand all the capital they parked in us and canadian hoomes is going to get absolutely heemes right when they want to pull it out as the dust settles from their crises. the prophecy is written and america always wins even when everyone loses

[Anonymous No.56415645]

me longed

[Anonymous No.56415648]

>>56415635
fuck if I know or care.

[Anonymous No.56415649]

Is now a good time to get into stocks?

[Anonymous No.56415652]

Margarita anon?

[Anonymous No.56415655]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.56415657]

>>56415648
Well, whatever. I'll read up on it later and share whatever juice I find.

[Anonymous No.56415661]

>>56415649
yeah if you set a stop loss just below support

[Anonymous No.56415662]

>>56415649
yes but no

[Anonymous No.56415663]

>>56415616
nope

[Anonymous No.56415683]

>>56415436
Amazon isn’t going anywhere. The world runs on AWS. Today is actually a good day to slurp AMZN leaps.

[Anonymous No.56415705]

Is he right?
>The S&P 500 is in a historic bubble and could crash by 63%, markets guru John Hussman warns
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-outlook-hussman-bubble-crash-fed-rates-grantham-recession-2023-10

[Anonymous No.56415713]

MCD free fries friday and 1500 points saved up on the app so i get a "free" McChicken

[Anonymous No.56415718]

>>56415705
Idk probably

[Anonymous No.56415720]

>>56415705
yes but that doesn't mean we're crashing right now necessarily

[Anonymous No.56415727]

where were you when the SPY dipped below the 200 day SMA, even if just for a moment?

[Anonymous No.56415729]

>>56415705
Imagine the leveraged shorts on that crash

[Anonymous No.56415730]

>>56415616
Maybe you are, I'm sure not going too.

[Anonymous No.56415738]

>>56415729
don't need to imagine fren.

[Anonymous No.56415740]

Wait why is natgas violently pumping

[Anonymous No.56415743]

>>56415568
Lemme hold a stack til next week big pimpin. I'm gonna double that shit by next Friday I giya $1100 back, that's 10% a week dawg, the equivalent of 520% gains not counting compounding.

Yo hit me up playa

[Anonymous No.56415745]

>>56415616
if by "green" you mean at the lows, yes

[Anonymous No.56415751]

>>56415740
Hezbollah. Iran. The Writing Was On The Walls. We Didn't Listen.

Look At Iran's Involvement In The Natural Gas Supply Chain

[Anonymous No.56415752]

Anons I want to start getting into stocks. Which app should I use to buy them? Or is there a better way to buy them?

[Anonymous No.56415758]

>>56415752
>>56415649
bearish

[Anonymous No.56415766]

>>56415752
For phone and simple interface use Robinhood, it's frenly for beginners

[Anonymous No.56415770]

>>56415752
App? Just call your female broker.

[Anonymous No.56415774]

>>56415752
Best is to start with webull. It has bull in the name, meaning bullish for your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56415776]

What’s the buy every dip guy up to right now?

[Anonymous No.56415778]

>>56415752
robinhood. get access to options trading. you want to sell naked calls. Basically just sell naked calls right now and you'll be a millionaire in a week. Go all in

[Anonymous No.56415784]

>>56415770
this
>>56415752

[Anonymous No.56415792]

>>56415752
WHY NOW
OH GOD WHY
FUCK

[Anonymous No.56415794]

>>56415778
Is this a good strategy? I've heard of covered call, but naked call sounds pretty risky

[Anonymous No.56415800]

>>56415740
Natgas is a sentient being whose sole purpose is to eat traders

[Anonymous No.56415806]

Yields cooling off again. This is the last chance to BTFD.

[Anonymous No.56415813]

>>56415800
Natgas is my friend, I make profit of its bipolar schizo volatility on the regular

[Anonymous No.56415817]

>>56415806
30Y is crabbing and will either break up or down

[Anonymous No.56415818]

>Monthly mortgage payments on typical US homes are now more expensive than rent, per Bloomberg

hahahahahahaha GFC 2.0 is right around the corner

[Anonymous No.56415822]

Druk bros I can't stop shidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM

[Anonymous No.56415831]

>>56415580
Couldn't say about your stocks, but you can always let your rage out amongst those who will understand your woes >>>/out/2652775

[Anonymous No.56415833]

>>56415818
thats for new mortgages, something like 60% of mortgages are at 3% at the moment.

[Anonymous No.56415834]

>>56415822
Checked. Nothing a drink can't fix. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.56415837]

woah massive volume buy on sp, a big boy just bought in

[Anonymous No.56415844]

>>56415585
>If AAPL didn't get enough trannies to buy their ecosystem
Why wouldn't they?
The consumer is as strong as ever,
coupled with prices being as high as they've never been.
Records will be broken.

[Anonymous No.56415861]

>>56415683
Amazon below $100 were the gifts of a decade.

[Anonymous No.56415862]

I exited my positions today, you win bobo's the market is fucked.

[Anonymous No.56415867]

>>56415794
You can't sell naked calls on Robinhood

[Anonymous No.56415871]

>>56415751
>any day now
but
>two more weeks
tops.

[Anonymous No.56415872]

>>56415837
you have to have some balls to hold over this weekend

[Anonymous No.56415876]

>>56415616
nyet

[Anonymous No.56415882]

>>56415334
kek'd

[Anonymous No.56415883]

>>56415818
>rookie mistakes

[Anonymous No.56415884]

I want a pump

[Anonymous No.56415910]

Buddy. It's over.
>https://archive.is/POMCN
>Across the US, monthly rent was $81 cheaper in August than the monthly mortgage payment on a home for sale with a 30-year mortgage, assuming 10% down and a 7.18% interest rate on a house listed for about $350,000.
You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.56415925]

I really know how to pick my entries

[Anonymous No.56415939]

Amazon will be $145 after earnings. Calls here are free money.

[Anonymous No.56415940]

>>56415910
Yes, all according to plan.
Why would the controllers allow the beaner hordes that will occupy the US in the future to own any property at all?

[Anonymous No.56415947]

>>56415910
like 68% of americans are already homeowners

[Anonymous No.56415979]

I received my first unemployment check
I am officially on the gibs
Which is good because my STOCKS KEEP FUCKING CRASHING

[Anonymous No.56415986]

>>56415910
>Going back down to 2018 levels would be considered a catastrophic crash of the ages
Nuke this market already Powell

[Anonymous No.56415992]

>>56415910
Why the fuck is there such a huge gap of 800$. That's still too much and privileged. Not everybody can get a mortgage or afford it, but rent is the minimum everybody does, except he wants to live on the street/car.

[Anonymous No.56416005]

>>56415986
https://betterdwelling.com/canadas-real-estate-bubble-is-so-big-even-the-mother-of-all-crashes-cant-fix-it/

[Anonymous No.56416006]

>>56415979
Welcome to the noble order of dole scroungers.

[Anonymous No.56416012]

>>56415752
Personally I think TD Ameritrade is best for beginners just because of all the powerful charting tools in ToS.
I use the boomer interface on Etrade though.
Robin hood is trash tier and will do everything short of straight taking money directly out of your account but if you don't have a lot of money they'll let you buy fractional shares which can be nice.

[Anonymous No.56416032]

this is the worst smg ever

[Anonymous No.56416035]

This is the best /smg/ ever.

[Anonymous No.56416041]

>>56416032
The worst one so far

[Anonymous No.56416042]

>>56415910
>save $81 year one
>break even year two
>pay $81 extra year three
rentcucks, everyone

[Anonymous No.56416045]

>>56416032
every one gets worse so this is the best one you will ever post in again

[Anonymous No.56416049]

>>56416041
This is definitely one of the /smg/s

[Anonymous No.56416053]

this is not /smg/

[Anonymous No.56416057]

>>56416042
>Makes up fantasy
>"Ah yes I am king, bow before me losers."
Ok.

[Anonymous No.56416068]

looks like i'll be shorting TSLA after all. its managed to resist falling below $212 completely, but it has no momentum to go upward. another 40 minutes won't make much of a difference, so i'm calling it quits today and we'll see what happens over the weekend

[Anonymous No.56416081]

>>56416057
Cope. If your rent vs mortgage comparison isn't accounting for the next 30 years of inflation expectation, then it's useless.

[Anonymous No.56416084]

>>56416068
I'm not touching TSLA with a long stick here. Could break violently up or down

[Anonymous No.56416085]

>>56416068
Thanks for the tip. I'll go long on Monday.

[Anonymous No.56416089]

HERE COMES THE BUILD BACK BETTER PUUUUUUUMP!!!

[Anonymous No.56416091]

>>56416068
Make sure you hedge. Meme stocks can do all kinds of things short term.

[Anonymous No.56416094]

What do you call this pattern

[Anonymous No.56416096]

>>56416089
I'M RIDIN WITH BIDEN

[Anonymous No.56416100]

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56416101]

>>56416081
Next year is looking like it will be deflationary. That's really not good if you have a mortgage even if it's a very low rate one.

[Anonymous No.56416110]

>>56416084
Or violently crab

[Anonymous No.56416112]

>>56416101
>there's going to be a next year

anon............................

[Anonymous No.56416120]

>>56416110
I think the odds are it will gap up or down at open

[Anonymous No.56416126]

>>56416094
"No homo"

[Anonymous No.56416133]

>>56416094
A rich investor got buckbroken by bears pattern.

[Anonymous No.56416136]

This is the bottom for small caps, look at the line

Buy

[Anonymous No.56416156]

>>56416136
1600, anon.

[Anonymous No.56416166]

>>56415347
Get me SRUUF flowing through my portfolio. That's all that matters at this point.

[Anonymous No.56416171]

>>56416136
i dont think anyone wants to hold over the weekend but we may see some short covering near eod as so much expires today

[Anonymous No.56416175]

>>56416136
Agreed. I've been holding this bag for almost 3 years.

[Anonymous No.56416188]

>>56416094
Twig 'n' Berries

[Anonymous No.56416189]

>>56416101
That's not the consensus expectation right now. Our government is running massive deficits just to pay off interest on these new t-bills, something that'll long term increase the money supply substantially.
Perhaps if you're lucky, renting for precisely this one year would be preferable to buying. You may get a small discount next year through correct timing. Regardless, the longterm trend is that rentcucks get fucked. If you don't own a home right now and you're over 25, you've effectively been paying someone else to get free money from the government. You subsidized your landlords $50-100k+ post-covid profit, and they have a mortgage that's massively in the money right now, although that's more the bank's or the fed's problem than your own.

[Anonymous No.56416193]

/cashgang/ what we do in life echoes in eternity

[Anonymous No.56416196]

>>56416084
i'd like to be more like an intraday trader that doesn't care about the fundamentals, only focusing on techincals and trading both sides of the market. do i personally see any potential in EV cars? no, but that doesn't mean i can't profit from them. i did well with LCID, but that was sheer luck i think. i'm not looking for big winners, i want consistent gains. if anything i WANT a violent move up/down, i just want to be sure i'm on the right side when it happens

>>56416091
i don't hold any shares of TSLA, never have and never will. i don't believe in the company. i want to believe in my TA indicators, i just haven't found the ones that work with the current trends

[Anonymous No.56416198]

Wow so is anyone going to acknowledge the sheer mountain of retail short selling going on? Record levels of shorting but I'm supposed to believe that this red isn't just reactionary speculators being their usual faggots selves? Christ, bears huffing their own farts is the dumbest shit in the world. And then they'll act like the inevitable neon green is unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.56416217]

>>56416198
Contrarian indicators don't work anymore

[Anonymous No.56416218]

40,000 in cash sitting doing nothing.
What ETF can I dump it into to take advantage of risk free high yields.

[Anonymous No.56416224]

>>56416218
you should at least buy a 1 month bond

[Anonymous No.56416228]

>>56416196
>i just want to be sure i'm on the right side when it happens
therein lies the core of the problem. It's literally a cointoss. Not a great trade for me

[Anonymous No.56416233]

>>56416218
FLOT and collect that 5% annual yield monthly.
Either that or HYT
More risk but higher yield

[Anonymous No.56416237]

>>56416217
Is that really the point? Since August 1st none of this red has been based on anything substantial, it's just nothingburger after nothingburger but retail keeps doubling down on short positions

[Anonymous No.56416248]

>>56415645
right at the yield uninversion?

[Anonymous No.56416264]

>>56416198
>reactionary

[Anonymous No.56416266]

>>56416189
We don't borrow to pay interest. When we do that then you'll get your hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.56416273]

>>56416237
The 10y yield has risen 1% since then.

[Anonymous No.56416275]

>>56416218
dont buy hide

[Anonymous No.56416277]

>Weekly engulfing.

Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56416280]

>>56416196
Get an OTM call that's close enough you won't get a margin call then. That's how I hedge my shorts.

[Anonymous No.56416288]

>>56416266
>We don't borrow to pay interest.
Where do you think the interest is coming from then? Certainly not taxes - those all go towards entitlements and the military.

[Anonymous No.56416289]

>>56416277
bearish but may be oversold in the short term

[Anonymous No.56416290]

>>56416218
A HOOD Gold account with 4.9% cash sweep while you figure out a good trade/invoostment.

[Anonymous No.56416294]

>DENN green again

[Anonymous No.56416295]

>>56416277
334

[Anonymous No.56416297]

>>56416277
I don't in to candlestick stuff but the other TA is bearish right now,.

[Anonymous No.56416298]

>>56416248
Fucking diversity hires at Etrade need to actually clear my deposit so I can buy bonds.
>>56416288
Taxes. That's what "full faith and credit" means or what people mean when they say "the dollar is backed by debt/labor."
We're close but we haven't crossed the line yet.

[Anonymous No.56416299]

>>56416264
Yeah they're prone to reacting, also known as bandwagoning. Retail faggots would rather bet against the long term success of their own economy than simply invest in it, despite any actual good reason to do so. Every single thing bears keep selling on is speculative bullshit that relies on 1970s era economic paradigms.

[Anonymous No.56416306]

>>56416299
you're just going to keep complaining all the way down aren't you

[Anonymous No.56416307]

>>56416218
>>56416290
Oh, and once you do figure that invoostment out, you can do it in your HOOD IRA with 3% matches.

[Anonymous No.56416312]

>>56416299
lmao even

[Anonymous No.56416314]

>>56416298
>We're close but we haven't crossed the line yet.
It's not like they're going to make some big announcement shooting off fireworks to declare we're insolvent. But it's pretty obvious if you keep your eyes open.

[Anonymous No.56416319]

I'm watching all of my money disappear, but I'm listening to some good trance music so it doesn't feel as bad

[Anonymous No.56416321]

>>56416273
Yeah because China and Japan have been relentlessly selling US bonds to prop up their own failing currencies, not because of some realistic expectation of the US failing

>>56416306
Yeah totally if we keep seeing red for bullshit reasons

[Anonymous No.56416324]

if there isnt a last 15 minute scamwick we're closing at the lows. ill let you figure out what that means going forward.

[Anonymous No.56416326]

>Ctrl + P
>Print thread.
>Read through the thread on pieces of paper.
How many anons do this?

[Anonymous No.56416329]

Rip my lifesavings..

[Anonymous No.56416332]

>>56416321
We kept seeing green for bullshit reasons all the way up
if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen

[Anonymous No.56416336]

>>56416312
Yeah exactly, you have no counter point. Bears are wrong and keep playing right into Big Money's hands while patting themselves on the back for creating a self fulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.56416337]

>>56416324
Nothing as there are no rules

[Anonymous No.56416345]

>>56416314
We won't but everyone else will because it means they're about to get completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.56416346]

You won't do shit

[Anonymous No.56416352]

Remember when we used to write "to the moon!" or something similar in with the safe feeling that we are all gonna make it. Good times. Now everything sucks.

[Anonymous No.56416357]

>>56416332
Nope. Green from October thru August was because the bear narrative of last year completely fell apart. It'll happen again this time but don't take my word for it, just watch.

[Anonymous No.56416358]

stop fucking selling already ffs

[Anonymous No.56416361]

>>56416326
I replied to you on paper so you'll have to use remote viewing to read it.

[Anonymous No.56416364]

>>56416358

[Anonymous No.56416365]

>Lmao mumu’s
t.Boboid

[Anonymous No.56416371]

>>56416357
and now the bull narrative has fallen apart hahahaha

[Anonymous No.56416372]

>>56416365
were all holding cash bud waiting to squeeze you when you run out of liquidity to keep shorting

[Anonymous No.56416374]

>>56416336
Higher for longer and with that I don't mean stocks.

[Anonymous No.56416376]

>>56416352
Holy shit can you at least post good AI slop?

[Anonymous No.56416378]

>>56416336
I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Joe Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Joe Cool has got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

[Anonymous No.56416385]

>>56416345
Well we've already just had a soft-default where the pre-covid bond holders are down 30% in terms of real purchasing power.
Hyperinflation isn't the only escape.

[Anonymous No.56416386]

>>56416326
I waste trees to print shitposts, yes.

[Anonymous No.56416389]

Was nice knowing you frens,fuckthismarket

[Anonymous No.56416394]

>>56416361
We need a physical SMG thread archive. We need an SMG library when in 25 years time I can enter and re-read this thread.

[Anonymous No.56416405]

>>56416326

[Anonymous No.56416408]

>>56416394
We should engrave /smg/ treads on stainless steel plates and bury them in a cave

[Anonymous No.56416409]

>>56416378
I hate this copypasta, mostly because I genuinely talk to people who think hes doing an okay job.

[Anonymous No.56416412]

Hahahahahahahaha how FUCKING RIDICULOUS that everything just tongues the 200 dma and threshold for oversold on RSI. This is quite literally the bottom, faggot bears be warned. Utterly absurd that you idiots are talking about shorting here.

[Anonymous No.56416413]

>>56416386
it drives the economy though anon. You need a printer (HP) paper / ink (Staples) a computer (AAPL) internet (COM / T)

[Anonymous No.56416415]

>>56416378
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.56416418]

>>56416394
>Yes hello miss librarian, I would like access to the Lum collection please

[Anonymous No.56416423]

what are some option plays i can buy for next year to make some decent cash? im thinking of buying pltr calls chart looks bullish.

[Anonymous No.56416424]

S&P is back to early May 2021.

[Anonymous No.56416427]

>>56416412
>>56416372

[Anonymous No.56416431]

LAUREN GOODWIN HELP US

[Anonymous No.56416438]

Beheemed

[Anonymous No.56416440]

>>56416378
this never happened

[Anonymous No.56416442]

>>56416405
>>56416408
We could do that.
>>56416418
Kek!

[Anonymous No.56416441]

>>56416412
I would not short here, I have been short since last friday.

[Anonymous No.56416445]

something smells
too much volatility
everything needs to be repriced
watching DXY like a hawk
most global stocks are in a downward trend for some months now so maybe there won't be a puke
too many mixed signals fuck

[Anonymous No.56416456]

>wow! we really pumped in the last 5 minutes after selling all day long. This is a sign of strength, and definitely the bottom. I think i'll buy more!

[Anonymous No.56416458]

>>56416445
>downward trend for some months now
That answers your question markets crash at ATHs not ATLs.

[Anonymous No.56416464]

Really want to short SPOT for earnings, but Im not going to. Never bet against the normie.

[Anonymous No.56416465]

>>56416361

[Anonymous No.56416467]

>another ytd high for GBTC
As we noted yesterday before the big poompa, BTC is going to make a new ytdhigh to follow GBTC. 36k is my tentative target.

[Anonymous No.56416472]

>>56416465
Audibly keking.

[Anonymous No.56416488]

>>56416441
>>56416445
>>56416456
Sure guys

[Anonymous No.56416491]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56416495]

>>56416386
They're not wasted. Companies like BCC plant new trees that grow to take the place of the ones they cut down. Lumber's a lot like any other crop.

[Anonymous No.56416496]

>>56416326
Kek I'll do this if I ever get a job

[Anonymous No.56416500]

>>56416491
Destroyed

[Anonymous No.56416501]

>>56416488
MACD is 100% about to trend back up

[Anonymous No.56416504]

Selling into the close, you just love to see it

[Anonymous No.56416510]

>>56416488
i like 4100

[Anonymous No.56416509]

>>56416491
Right on time, nice.


I did amazingly well today. Closed my puts and took a little bit of oil profits. Realized +1,293€ feels good man.

[Anonymous No.56416514]

>>56416491
-0.47%
staying the course with my plan, but these kinds of days are always disappointing not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.56416516]

>>56415784
>no one recognizes the Doctor Dick girl
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VWAw2fUvKmU

Boy have times changed on the ol' Chan, I actually messaged her once when she was streaming on Instagram and asked her to take off her socks, shit was so rad

[Anonymous No.56416517]

Bounce or Moon? Call it.

[Anonymous No.56416521]

>dumping after the bell

next week will see bankers jumping

[Anonymous No.56416523]

>>56416495
We can start making physical copies of SMG thread and archiving them until we open a library, and go long Timber in the process and bank.
>>56416496
You will be the pioneer of the SMG physical library where anons will go to read threads like this one 50 years in the future.

[Anonymous No.56416527]

Dividend growth investors are in, growth cucks are out

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56416531]

Some of you guys are cool, don't come to Gaza city tonight.

[Anonymous No.56416533]

>>56416501
it isn't even negative yet anon....

[Anonymous No.56416536]

>>56416413
Yes, quite so. I have a bitching HP M479fdw.

[Anonymous No.56416537]

>>56416491
No good trade opportunities because I wasn't liquid enough. Just bought a share in a few stocks I'm buying and holding long term instead. -0.8%, nothing remarkable

[Anonymous No.56416541]

>>56416516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
Derivative memes, things sure have changed on the ol' world wide web

[Anonymous No.56416551]

>>56416501
>>56416510
zoomed out

[Anonymous No.56416555]

>>56416531
Gaza what?

[Anonymous No.56416560]

HAHAH SCARLET FU OF BLOOMBERG TALKED ABOUT TLT
>300 % MORE DEMAND
>-40% PERFORMANCE
HAHAHAH SHE'S TALKING ABOUT BIZ

[Anonymous No.56416563]

>>56416491
>4.68%

But like half of my portfolio is GBTC, BITW, and HUT/HUT calls, which are cheating.

[Anonymous No.56416564]

>>56416531
Can't be worse than this market

[Anonymous No.56416570]

>>56416531
I live in Gaza and a helicopter just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.56416571]

>>56416491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYGmtGnhdks

[Anonymous No.56416575]

>>56416551
with the .com crash and GFC fib retracement

[Anonymous No.56416576]

>>56416496
>Kek I'll do this if I ever get a job
if you do ever get a job, dont visit 4chinz on a company laptop and don't print anything from 4changz on a company printer you idiot

and dont visit 4chuds on the company network

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56416583]

>>56416564
It's going to make Chicago look like Palm Beach.

[Anonymous No.56416584]

>>56416576
Shut up BITCH lmao

[Anonymous No.56416590]

>>56416491
up 50%

[Anonymous No.56416598]

next
>>56416596
>>56416596
>>56416596
>>56416596

[Anonymous No.56416606]

>>56416491
number go up

[Anonymous No.56416609]

>>56416491
I've been in 75% case for a while, bought a70-day SPY 420 call. If the next 2-3 days are red I'll progressively load up on more calls. If SPY closes under its 200-day MA at the end of the month I'll go 100% cash and plan something new.

[Anonymous No.56416757]

TTOO raping my anus