/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.56413193]

The Final Bread Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56410760

[Anonymous No.56413195]

Never too early to start planting those seeds of financial success. Come on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>56411634
>>56411634
>>56411634

[Anonymous No.56413209]

>>56413195
Why dont we just keep divie talk here?

[Anonymous No.56413213]

>>56413195
Whoops forgot my eye catching picture to go along with this

[Anonymous No.56413215]

UVXY KINGS

[Anonymous No.56413220]

>>56413209
We're reclaiming the board from the fake money crowd.

[Anonymous No.56413223]

>>56413209
/smg/ moves too fast and rarely goes in depth about companies. Less memes

[Anonymous No.56413224]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56413225]

>GOLD UP
>OIL UP
>YIELDS UP
>NASDAQ DOWN

WHAT
DID
I
TELL
YOU

[Anonymous No.56413227]

>>56413195
shameless advertisement

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413234]

>>56413209
because dividends are irrelevant, if you want to enjoy your profits just sell some of your equities.

[Anonymous No.56413236]

[Anonymous No.56413240]

Why is ZION falling?

[Anonymous No.56413253]

>>56413220

[Anonymous No.56413256]

Where you at moo moo?

[Anonymous No.56413259]

Any reason for such bad chop today?

[Anonymous No.56413261]

These were 5.55 tuesday. I tried to tell you anons.

[Anonymous No.56413262]

>>56413195
trolled it hard. called you guys fags in there

[Anonymous No.56413267]

>>56413209
There's absolutely nothing to talk about.
>buy company
>get paid a pittance every few months
>retire at 80 (hopefully, if they're feeling merciful)
However, it does leave more room on actually profitable plays for people who aren't scared of a little risk, so hopefully more people buy into the dividend scheme.

[Anonymous No.56413270]

Kill all black people
The liquidation of niggers would improve most major buisnesses and stock prices would improve tenfold

[Anonymous No.56413275]

>>56413234
Judging by your trading history you'd probably be better in divs

[Anonymous No.56413274]

>>56413234
Important reading for this misconception
https://www.bhagwad.com/blog/2023/personal/financial-matters/dividends-are-not-irrelevant-when-a-stock-becomes-an-nft.html/

[Anonymous No.56413279]

>>56413270
please don't make me choose between my morals and my current shorts

[Anonymous No.56413281]

>>56413259
banks missed im guessing

[Anonymous No.56413282]

>>56413240
something something duration risk something something commercial real estate something something bond yields

[Anonymous No.56413284]

>>56413267
There’s plenty to talk about. For instance we can talk about which beaten down stocks have an attractive enough starting yield and dividend growth rate to purchase.

[Anonymous No.56413285]

>>56413256
waiting on the sidelines waiting for a bottom signal to slurp

[Anonymous No.56413286]

>RSI oversold on all timeframes
>steadily keeps going down anyways
come on mumu give me a pump i can short

[Anonymous No.56413291]

How often is that make pain website accurate? Eventually one group of people wins unless we do an eternal crab.

[Anonymous No.56413296]

>>56413220
>>56413253

[Anonymous No.56413299]

>>56413225
>It keeps happening

[Anonymous No.56413301]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413305]

>>56413275
>implying i didn't liquidate EVERYTHING Monday there's actually reason to collect dividends for the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.56413306]

Indices are going to -2% today.

[Anonymous No.56413310]

>>56413299
I for one am loving this market's version of Groundhog's Day

[Anonymous No.56413311]

>>56413240
Fewer deposits, more unrealized losses. Same story with all of them really.

[Anonymous No.56413317]

THIS LEVEL OF HEEMING IS ILLEGAL, BAN SHORTING

[Anonymous No.56413320]

>The whole market was rotten, it stunk from top to bottom. But one question lingered in my mind, would the yield curve ever uninvert?

[Anonymous No.56413323]

>Everyone reads the mainstream media fud!!
>Retail moves the market!!
Lol. Just lmao.

[Anonymous No.56413328]

>tfw I was short 2 contracts on the NQ
>tfw I got whip sawed out and hit my max daily loss
>tfw my account is locked and can't trade anymore today

[Anonymous No.56413331]

>>56413320
Pepe noir

[Anonymous No.56413334]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.56413333]

here ya go anon, a quick and free edit

[Anonymous No.56413336]

Tesla to 220 by end of day or I off myself

[Anonymous No.56413338]

>>56413320
2Y-30Y uninverted already. It is OVER.

[Anonymous No.56413341]

>>56413317
That's a funny thing for Mister Bobo Esquire to suggest.
>>56413323
You haven't heard? The all time high consumer debt was spent on equities to give retail supreme power over the stock market.

[Anonymous No.56413344]

>>56413317
one of my brainlet friends said shorting is the reason things are so bad. he said shorting should be banned.

lel

[Anonymous No.56413350]

>>56413338
Which just confirms what direction we'll be uninverting in, the long end will come WAY UP

[Anonymous No.56413351]

[Anonymous No.56413359]

I’m still in the red after 2 years (started in 2021 with a lump sum and have been DCA’ing since then).

[Anonymous No.56413361]

>>56413344
sounds like a elon musk fanboy / midwit

[Anonymous No.56413363]

i just slurpped

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413364]

>>56413344
short selling isn't the problem, it's the lending at interest that's the problem. we should ban the lending of things for profit.

[Anonymous No.56413365]

suppose I believed that the market was going to take a big indian dump and crash this winter..... what would be the best way to capitalize on this? how can I short the S&P? what fuckery of futures and options and puts would yield the best risk to reward? picrel.

[Anonymous No.56413366]

>>56413359
I have heard that you should never DCA into losers.

[Anonymous No.56413367]

I think we found the bottom of this dip

[Anonymous No.56413369]

>>56413320
>But one question lingered in my mind, would the yield curve ever uninvert?
One anon said yesterday: it will, it will uninvert soon, and when that happens, the real fun will begin.

[Anonymous No.56413370]

>>56413333
CHECKED. Nice quads, Lord Shiff Your Majesty. I kneel

[Anonymous No.56413371]

Bros remember it's not a race. Investing is a marathon where you take advantage of the mistakes of others in mispricing.

[Anonymous No.56413375]

[Anonymous No.56413376]

>>56413323
MEDIA TOLD ME TO BUY AAAAAH

[Anonymous No.56413377]

>>56413291
the point of maximum pain is not that it ALWAYS pins to the maximum pain (lol) [it's laughable because this is what many beginners initially think looking at it, that it's guaranteed to go there]
it's more so that you can look at it, and look at the option activity on different strikes and get an idea of what the market is positioned for, and from looking at this information, you can get an idea by putting yourself in the shoes of the market maker
>If I were the market maker.. and I sold 100,000 $420 puts.. what would I want the market to happen
>hmm.. but I'm the market maker, and I also sold 120,000 $428 calls...
then you can get an idea that the market will want to be be pinned between 420 and 428
maximum pain the number itself is really just useful when you're using it as like an "outlier" where you're going toward an actual important expiry (this week is important for example) any 3rd Friday of any month, but especially quarterlies, and you see that maximum pain is a good distance away from the current price - this is not that the maximum pain is going to get hit, but it's just the end result number of the underlying positioning of puts and calls, that the flows from the dealers will make it more often than not trend to
so through this, you can add an extra edge to your systems, where you know if the stock price is several standard deviations away from the maximum pain, look at the put/call walls (empathize with the dealer 'what would I want to happen if I was the dealer..?') and you can better identify if will be trending up or down in the next few days / week
and I want to emphasize that it is just one tool of many, many tools - you wouldn't be like "I only use this hammer! Hammer good!" you'd also use a screwdriver when the time called for it

[Anonymous No.56413381]

>>56413344
It's only a problem because of market structure but I don't expect to have that level of conversation with most of the complainers.

[Anonymous No.56413382]

>>56413323
>>56413341
Fucken kek this got me hard. People sometimes think a small joe buying puts causes a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.56413385]

Well, well, well, look who we have here. Some BOIL niggers appear to have wandered into a KOLD kall klan parish...

[Anonymous No.56413387]

>>56413366
I’m in index funds only.

Is it normal to be down for this long without a recession?

[Anonymous No.56413389]

>>56413328
Stoplossandy

[Anonymous No.56413390]

>>56413359
I have heard that you never should lump sum at the top.

[Anonymous No.56413396]

GOLD chads always win

[Anonymous No.56413397]

>>56413389
Only retards who want to lose every cent trade without a stop loss

[Anonymous No.56413398]

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[Anonymous No.56413404]

>>56413387
Well, savants are arguing at present whether or not we are presently in a recession. I have no answer for you on that front, though, but I am deeply concerned for your well being as the market pumped a great deal in '22 and my money is on options that says line goes down now. I could be wrong though, perhaps you'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.56413411]

wow fucking tesla piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56413414]

>>56413397
At least I can still trade for the day.

[Anonymous No.56413418]

>>56413411
enjoy the ride baggie. thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.56413419]

Please Sirs stop redeeming

[Anonymous No.56413423]

>>56413397
based stoploss enjoyer

[Anonymous No.56413427]

>>56413414
Let me know how trading without a stop loss works for you long term

[Anonymous No.56413428]

>>56413397
every time you set a stop loss it gets triggered by the penny and then it reverses

[Anonymous No.56413437]

>>56413359
if you did that on MGK or QQQ you that would work.

[Anonymous No.56413439]

>>56413387
>Down
>Only 10% off ATH

Zoom out. Not down enough

[Anonymous No.56413440]

>>56413377
Good post and dubs thanks for explaining. You think we get a bounce up today or is world news too negative?

[Anonymous No.56413443]

Nasdaq almost at the $13k "support" where upon reaching it there could be a DCB. Gamble accordingly

[Anonymous No.56413450]

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[Anonymous No.56413451]

Call me dumbfuck retarded but I think we're going to 4500 in 2 months time.

Why? Pure technicals + Fed won't let the economy collapse. They'd rather kill America.

[Anonymous No.56413456]

>>56413443
it looks more like wer'e in the "hope" stage

[Anonymous No.56413460]

>>56413427
no

[Anonymous No.56413462]

>>56413456
Everybody ITT is anxious

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413463]

>>56413428
this happens even if your stop loss is set and your head and not even in the order book, if you're going to use a mental stop loss you have to wear a tin foil hat to keep them from being able to trigger it

[Anonymous No.56413473]

>>56413443
What is dcb?

[Anonymous No.56413476]

one of my tester ideas got stopped.

was a longshot gamble before the kike happenings so dont mind. was also a small loss.

[Anonymous No.56413478]

>>56413462
That's why I bought. Everyone is shitting themselves and is preparing for crash.

The crash won't come if you're prepared.

[Anonymous No.56413479]

>>56413473
Dead Cat Bounce

[Anonymous No.56413481]

>>56413385
Just doin' some more buyin'. I've shifted to mainly stacking UNG and supplementing with BOIL in layers until I get reasonably convinced of a bottom.

[Anonymous No.56413483]

>>56413456
Kek! You might be right.

[Anonymous No.56413484]

I should have bought puts

[Anonymous No.56413486]

>>56413462
Not dividend chads

[Anonymous No.56413487]

For the sake of science, I bought one (1) share of a vanguard ETF
Use that information wisely, and godspeed friends

[Anonymous No.56413488]

>it's a rotate out of everything remotely profitable and into T day...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413490]

>>56413476
did they start going door to door murdering the goat fuckers, and pumping the stupid fucking tunnel system full of seawater yet?

[Anonymous No.56413495]

>>56413481
2.90 does seem like a decent bottom, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.56413496]

>>56413370
i got quads and i'm having too much fun with it, here's a slightly better one.

[Anonymous No.56413499]

>>56413479
Ah I just got rid of my calls too at the local bottom. Make of that as you will.

[Anonymous No.56413504]

>>56413496
Now this is a quality post, saved

[Anonymous No.56413508]

Next week will be all green

[Anonymous No.56413511]

>>56413463
Baggot please I don't even have a plan. Giganigga company that doesn't suck ass (looking at you, Meta) takes a dive, I buy, simple as.

[Anonymous No.56413514]

>>56413490
dunno. biden looked half dead in the news was only thing i noticed

[Anonymous No.56413515]

>>56413508
Beware the dead cat.

[Anonymous No.56413521]

Careful to anybody chasing shorts here. We're close to the bull market support at 420 and these guys could V pump it any moment now just like 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.56413524]

What were you saying the other day mumu?

[Anonymous No.56413528]

>>56413511
I hated Zuckerberg so much that even when I saw the nosedive I refused to buy. I honestly don't regret that decision, I really really hate Zuckerberg and would never want to tell anyone I know that I profited off facebook.

[Anonymous No.56413531]

people talking shit about stops are those who kys when there is a 87 or dotcom crash.

[Anonymous No.56413536]

>>56413495
Yeah, it would generally seem so but THA WIDOWMAKER will fuck that ass right on up regardless. The ELNEEN YO shit is apparently pushing warmth into early Nov but I also want to be ready for New Fortress to start pumpin' down around Mexico way. I've got a breddy decent position built thus far and am prepared to build further.

[Anonymous No.56413537]

>>56413528
Absolutely this.

[Anonymous No.56413539]

ALL IN PUTS

[Anonymous No.56413541]

We are now back at the 15 regression channel.

[Anonymous No.56413543]

Bitcoin ETFs and merger arbitrage ETFs are portfolio-hedging funds that delivered positive returns during today's market catastrophe.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56413544]

>>56413514
who's going to manufacture the pumps? I wanna get a piece of this shit... probably dyson or some other private equity deal. i hate it, i just wanted a piece of the action...

[Anonymous No.56413545]

I told all of you about JBL puts because Jabil sounds like a terrorist network, but instead you just called me a kike. See if I tell you my next play.

[Anonymous No.56413553]

>>56413508
HOLY FUCK I LOVE JIDF NOW

[Anonymous No.56413559]

>>56413541
soo, buy calls?

[Anonymous No.56413558]

>>56413539
just in time to kill IV and reverse

[Anonymous No.56413561]

>>56413545
their portable speakers are grrrrreat. id invest just for that

[Anonymous No.56413568]

>>56413376
You haven't realized the media targets dumb money emotions to fuel their trades? Financial journalism, all journalism really, is free because you're the product. Do not become their liquidity.

[Anonymous No.56413571]

canada to cut rates in q2 2024

[Anonymous No.56413572]

What a magical day, every time I look line has gone down more.
>>56413559
probably yeah, honestly. I love bobo but king crab always seems to win.

[Anonymous No.56413573]

...So the bear thesis is that people are selling this hard today because of.... Israel and Palestine? No way

[Anonymous No.56413574]

Nice rug mumu

[Anonymous No.56413577]

>>56413443
I've been seeing this stupid chart posted on /biz/ by stupid bobos since 2020

[Anonymous No.56413578]

>>56413539
>puts now
>at support levels
>when volatility is high
>when dead cat bounce is almost imminent

[Anonymous No.56413584]

>>56413478
Granted, Bill Clinton did lower the national debt during his terms.

[Anonymous No.56413589]

>It’s fucking over!

[Anonymous No.56413590]

i have $250k in cash that i need to put to work. 20% lower. NOW

[Anonymous No.56413591]

>>56413495
I can honestly see NATGAS hitting 2.70, at the very least we gotta retest the recent lows. so I'm still holding onto KOLD a little longer

[Anonymous No.56413592]

>>56413561
It's a shame their stock got blown into a bubble. But this shit's going back to 110 easy.

[Anonymous No.56413593]

>>56413539
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.56413595]

>>56413568
Lol I didn't buy

REVERSE NOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.56413599]

why is nasdaq falling today?

[Anonymous No.56413607]

>>56413599
people selling stocks to buy halloween costumes and candy, happens every year

[Anonymous No.56413609]

>>56413589
>56413589

[Anonymous No.56413610]

>>56413573
The bear thesis for today is just look at a chart

[Anonymous No.56413612]

>They think this is the worst of it.

[Anonymous No.56413615]

>>56413573
Everything is overvalued, by a lot. That's the bear thesis.

[Anonymous No.56413616]

ATTENTION

Nasdaq has now reached the target support level of $13k. I am hereby taking profits off the table from my QQQ puts. I am now expecting a bounce off this weak support level and into lower highs. I'm also keeping a close eye on Russell 2000 since it is also at a key support level. If either of the two break down, I'm going to buy puts once again.

[Anonymous No.56413618]

Which sites do you guys use for "trading the news"?
DSNKY is up 19%, but I found that sweet article too late and even that was by accident. So fellers, which sites do you use for (intraday) news?
Captcha: xvvTND

[Anonymous No.56413619]

>>56413559
>>56413572
seems like RSI / macd need to reverse to signal a bull trend. All i see is bear rn

[Anonymous No.56413620]

>SOXS

[Anonymous No.56413623]

>>56413616
Best of luck you glorious bear, may you have all the honey the forest can offer.

[Anonymous No.56413624]

PPT HURRY BACK FROM YOUR SMOKE AND COCAINE BREAKS NOW
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[Anonymous No.56413631]

>>56413577
oldfag wince the ye olde days of 2020

[Anonymous No.56413636]

It do go down.

[Anonymous No.56413644]

>>56413616
If it breaks through 13k the market is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.56413647]

>>56413259
As much as yields are dumping, we’re about to see the market have a flood of treasuries again. Japan will defend 150 USD to Yen at all costs and they’re our biggest foreign bond holder

[Anonymous No.56413651]

I finally solved today's Wordle
The market can start healing now

[Anonymous No.56413658]

>>56413651
What kinda autism is Wordle?

[Anonymous No.56413662]

>>56413644
Exactly. I would dread to be long tech or smallcaps especially, but this support is "important" enough that I could see some crabbing and a dead cat bounce from here. If I'm wrong and it breaks down I'll get less money for my puts but I'll be more confident in shorting again.

[Anonymous No.56413665]

>>56413651
>The market can start healing now
Anon, the market's been healing the entire week. Wordle will not save you if you found yourself on the wrong side of history.

[Anonymous No.56413666]

Sorry mumu I will eat steaks made out of ze beef (you) and not ze bugs

[Anonymous No.56413668]

Wow! The final pullback before the FED pause and new ATHs to suck in dumb money into the markets before the "crisis". Bear posters are insufferable faggots.

[Anonymous No.56413669]

>>56413651
the 10y keeps dumping but things take time to catch up, its only 11 am

[Anonymous No.56413672]

>>56413658
It was the normiest kind of autism, but by now most normies have quit so only the true autists still play
It is funny that the bottom was almost the exact moment I got the word though...
Really makes me wonder who controls the markets

[Anonymous No.56413675]

>>56413619
what kind of MA is that linear regression? is it the same or different as an exponential MA? how accurate has it been for you? i got rid of most of my MAs because they don't seem to work anymore

[Anonymous No.56413676]

Confession time. I’m all cash still.

[Anonymous No.56413677]

>>56413658
The old lady kind

[Anonymous No.56413678]

Oh fuck the 200 sma

[Anonymous No.56413684]

>>56413668
mumu cope posts are the best.

[Anonymous No.56413689]

WHY CAN'T I POST WHAT'S HABBENING

[Anonymous No.56413690]

Ok Bobo, partiy's over

[Anonymous No.56413693]

>>56413668
ORLEN ORLEN ORLEN ORLEN BUY ORLEN ORLEN ORLEN BOYS BUY ORLEN

[Anonymous No.56413694]

So far so good, Nasdaq has bounced from $13k and is now beginning the crab/dead cat phase

[Anonymous No.56413695]

>>56413676
No you aren't. That soxs you were shilling made you rich, right? I don't think you would have sold before the dead cat bounce into total capitation.

[Anonymous No.56413698]

>>56413592
its still above lot of moving averages so be careful with putting

[Anonymous No.56413699]

>>56413694
Algos and TA faggots

[Anonymous No.56413702]

>>56413672
>Really makes me wonder who controls the markets
We all do. It's a combination solipsism-observer effect. No I am not schizo nor will I take my meds.

[Anonymous No.56413703]

Time to start boboposting again.

>>56413193
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.56413708]

Everyone expecting it to bounce off support means it probably won't ...
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[Anonymous No.56413710]

I think we may see a few green days early next week to lull the permabulls into a state of comfort before the final rugpull.

[Anonymous No.56413711]

>>56413225
>oil stocks down
>:(

[Anonymous No.56413712]

>>56413676
im permabull since i cant short

[Anonymous No.56413713]

>>56413684
I'm not bullish but he's probably right. These guys are gonna pump it at support again probably

[Anonymous No.56413715]

>>56413695
I called that move but alas all my money is in 6 month cd

[Anonymous No.56413716]

>>56413591
Yep, I would not be at all surprised to see the 2.50s again. The forward contracts are holding pretty decently but I keep watching for any revising due to the warmer Winter projections. What I am *hoping* for is that the ELNEEN YO shit will put downward pressure on it and then there wind up being unexpected levels of coolin'. At any rate, I'm already set for catching upside, but still *well* prepared for deeper dippin'.

[Anonymous No.56413718]

>>56413678
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

[Anonymous No.56413720]

Poo Poo Pee Pee

[Anonymous No.56413722]

There is like a 99% chance it will bounce off support.

[Anonymous No.56413723]

>>56413699
Algos are important for short term Bobo. On the plus side for you, if 13k doesn't hold, it's probably a free fall to 12k

[Anonymous No.56413726]

Bonds recovering a bit but the market's still selling.

[Anonymous No.56413728]

>>56413712
You can still buy puts, sell calls, do bearish spreads or at minimum buy inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.56413731]

EU is really going to close outside the weekly bollinger, lmao

[Anonymous No.56413732]

>>56413722
it won't
I have a big put expiring today and it's getting absolutely heemed
I'm talking -98%

[Anonymous No.56413734]

>>56413722
Yeah, bounce into lower highs and finally through the support

[Anonymous No.56413738]

>>56413731
Ah fuck I forgot those cocksuckers were still open. That explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.56413744]

Digits and we end the day green

[Anonymous No.56413748]

>>56413675
I do not do TA / trade tesla only SPY
Individual stocks is more unpredictable vs the market.

[Anonymous No.56413749]

possible bounce if other shit settles. Take care shorts. Though it doesn’t have to of course.

[Anonymous No.56413750]

Circuit breakers into the close.

[Anonymous No.56413753]

>>56413720
Profound market analyses, my fren!

[Anonymous No.56413755]

>>56413732
>>56413734
It's gonna hold. Only thing that can break it is a black swan event. Regular selling isn't enough. Anyone holding shorts or uvix is gonna get the crab

[Anonymous No.56413761]

>>56413744
Oh I'll check that.

[Anonymous No.56413762]

>>56413720
Might even wind up pee pee poo poo, you just never know.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56413763]

Well...

[Anonymous No.56413765]

>>56413744
check'd

[Anonymous No.56413767]

>>56413708
BLACK
OCTOBER

[Anonymous No.56413770]

>>56413744
and just like that spy will never see 420 again

[Anonymous No.56413774]

>>56413225

OIL and GOLD.

Simple as

[Anonymous No.56413778]

>>56413728
options are too spooky for me. yeah etfs i can do but im a stock picker so cant short the ones i want

[Anonymous No.56413779]

Should I panic sell all of my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.56413783]

>Me putting in neat little buy orders and they fill

[Anonymous No.56413790]

>>56413774

[Anonymous No.56413791]

>>56413779
>no gold
>no oil
You deserved this fate.

[Anonymous No.56413797]

Just went all in on AMZN calls

[Anonymous No.56413796]

>>56413783
I wish I could shift that smoothly

[Anonymous No.56413798]

>Broke 13k nasdump
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.56413803]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56413804]

>>56413779
WTF I've never even heard of these companies?

[Anonymous No.56413805]

MUMUS EMERGENCY MEETING. GOTTA HOLD 13K ON THE NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.56413806]

>>56413779
yes

[Anonymous No.56413807]

>>56413791
I do have gold, just not in an (((ETF)))

[Anonymous No.56413808]

>>56413778
They have some inverse single stock ETFs

[Anonymous No.56413809]

why are we above 420 on SPY, this is outrageous and outride rude

[Anonymous No.56413814]

>>56413713
look at the daily weekly monthly charts all aligning for lower highs. feel free to ignore the signs that have been building up for months.

[Anonymous No.56413816]

>>56413796
Oh I can, but my goddamn Tacoma has this weird little gate on 1 that apparently is supposed to keep you from accidentally downshifting and blowing up your transmission, but it sticks all the time. Fuckin Japs. I love it anyway.

[Anonymous No.56413819]

>fed said they can't hike rates anymore because the banks
>inflation is still going up
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU FUCKERS PRINTED TOO MUCH MONEY AND THEN WAITED TOO LONG TO RAISE RATES

[Anonymous No.56413820]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56413822]

>>56413807
Based. I had some too but tragically lost mine in a boating accident.

Anyway you need miners and oil producers

[Anonymous No.56413828]

PLTR BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

[Anonymous No.56413829]

>>56413819
>fed said they can't hike rates anymore because the banks

can u sauce me up

[Anonymous No.56413832]

[Anonymous No.56413835]

[Anonymous No.56413836]

>nasdaq isn't immediately rocketing back above 13k
Is it legal to declare black swan events retroactively?

[Anonymous No.56413839]

>>56413822
Based pirate sailing with your gold.

[Anonymous No.56413840]

>>56413809
Art Cashin this morning said the true test on the shit&piss is really at 4175 and if breaks that then get ready for a massive panic sell. I listen to that dude because gives good advice since he’s old and dgaf anymore about lying to people.

[Anonymous No.56413843]

it's ogre

[Anonymous No.56413844]

>misread and though the Ukraine/Israel funding thing was 106 millions and not billions
lmao, sick fiscal responsibility

[Anonymous No.56413846]

>>56413829
They just said yesterday they might need to hike more but they're waiting for the lag to see the effect. I haven't heard them say anywhere that they think the banks aren't stable enough for more hiking.

[Anonymous No.56413847]

Looking at the 15min interval chart, Nasdaq's final support should be at $12,986. If that breaks say good night

[Anonymous No.56413848]

>>56413693
Best advice ever given on smg.

[Anonymous No.56413850]

>>56413738
>Hotel Chocolat
Lmao never heard of that, made me laugh, especially because your best position

[Anonymous No.56413851]

Elon is still selling. no other explanation for tsla drops. Literally his own pump and dump for rugging loyal fanbase.

[Anonymous No.56413855]

[Anonymous No.56413857]

>>56413836
Next level is 4200 on the shit and piss. That's iron clad support, no way that is being breached today.

[Anonymous No.56413858]

>>56413816
My GTI's transmission is extremely touchy and nearly impossible to shift smoothly with any consistency... it's always embarrassing when I have someone else in the car. I've had the car for 8 years and never got any better at it. Apparently, it's the engine computer trying to be "helpful"... but it just gets in the way

[Anonymous No.56413861]

>>56413848
You were actually right.

[Anonymous No.56413863]

>>56413807
Physical gold is better a gold ETF but that doesn't necessarily make ETFs a bad thing. Managed assets are often more convenient to allocate in a portfolio than micromanaged assets.

[Anonymous No.56413867]

Gold hitting $2k any minute now.

[Anonymous No.56413866]

>>56413744
checked

[Anonymous No.56413868]

INTEREST RATES HIGHEST IN OVER 20 YEARS IMAGINE BUYING NEAR THE TOP
HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE SO STUPID

[Anonymous No.56413875]

>>56413858
I have a Honda Prelude, shifts like butter in a dairy factory. Can even skip the clutch if the syncos match perfectly

[Anonymous No.56413876]

>>56413814
Every time I pay attention to the signs they pump the indices up

[Anonymous No.56413879]

Lmfao

[Anonymous No.56413880]

>>56413193
The more we dip now, the more we can rally into election season

[Anonymous No.56413881]

>>56413858
Funny, because I once went out with a bunch of women who ended up drinking too much and I had to drive one of their Passat home. The spacing was weird and I was fucking up and it was truly embarrassing. Shameful display.

[Anonymous No.56413883]

>>56413876
stop using the 1 minute chart

[Anonymous No.56413884]

>>56413857
DXY is going down too. We might get a bit of a bounce.
I'll guarantee you we're going through 420 some time soon though.

[Anonymous No.56413887]

>>56413868
Dude, people will need semis and AI is gonna be transformative. Nvda to $700 by eoy. Just gotta believe

[Anonymous No.56413893]

Uhhhh where’s the plunge protection team?

[Anonymous No.56413898]

>>56413887
I'm running AI inference on my stuff using just high core count CPUs and lots of RAM. No need for proprietary garbage from Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.56413902]

And just like that, there are bankers and hedgies looking out their skyscraper windows right now getting closer to jumping

[Anonymous No.56413905]

>>56413893
@4200, my Jewish uncle works at Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.56413906]

Froma maniabuying to maniaselling, that is the market nowadays

[Anonymous No.56413908]

uhh were not bouncing

[Anonymous No.56413909]

>>56413884
dxy been crabbing for a month. we're gonna get a solid move soon.

[Anonymous No.56413911]

Is it time to buy more SOXL? How low can we go?

[Anonymous No.56413913]

>>56413868
Anon interest rates are at 1.3% by the governments numbers which are fake and gay. So what top are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.56413917]

>>56413829
BoA has like 130 billion in un realized losses... wonder if they did what 0v4wsdSVB did.

[Anonymous No.56413919]

The /smg/ Bear Obnoxiousness Meter is off the fucking charts, might be the only bottom indicator more reliable than the Fear and Greed index. Imagine shorting right now, lmfao. Yeah retards, the sky is falling for real this time. Really though! Soon! Any minute! Imminently! Just you wait! You'll see! Here it comes! Trust me! The writing is on the wall! Something has to break this time!

[Anonymous No.56413920]

>>56413911
Levered ETFs have no inherent value.

[Anonymous No.56413922]

>>56413893
Rolling

[Anonymous No.56413924]

>>56413919
>The /smg/ Bear Obnoxiousness Meter is off the fucking charts, might be the only bottom indicator more reliable than the Fear and Greed index.
Kek this.

[Anonymous No.56413925]

>>56413908
421.59 was the last low on the daily. If it's gonna bounce it will be around there

[Anonymous No.56413929]

>>56413919
You will get dogpiled for this, but it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.56413933]

>12982 nasdaq
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
for once in my life I'm glad I listened to bobos

[Anonymous No.56413936]

>>56413919
Yeah I closed my QQQ puts. Might dump more from here but it's not looking obvious. Could break support right here and now, or could pump & dump. Regardless the direction is down

[Anonymous No.56413944]

>>56413919
Easy on that cope anon

[Anonymous No.56413948]

>>56413933
disregard, must have been a scamwick, back to """""safe""""" territory.

[Anonymous No.56413954]

GOD DAMN RETAIL BEARS

[Anonymous No.56413955]

>>56413948
Yeah I'm fading this one unless it really truly crashes

[Anonymous No.56413956]

Are we done heeming tech poos my basterds?

[Anonymous No.56413959]

I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT BY SEPTEMBER. WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN???

[Anonymous No.56413963]

>>56413954
>trusting bankers
so it is in fact multi-asset unwinding

[Anonymous No.56413962]

>>56413902
anon, good hedge funds are making money either way.

[Anonymous No.56413966]

>>56413954
I'm just but one tiny drop in this tidal wave, don't blame me

[Anonymous No.56413967]

>>56413956
Looks like it to me. Retracement to $13,300 I think and then back to dumpening

[Anonymous No.56413969]

I'm deh kaptain now

[Anonymous No.56413970]

>>56413954
These guys are such bastards.

[Anonymous No.56413974]

>>56413954
They are a real menace and I hope the SEC throws them into jail the rest of their miserable lives

[Anonymous No.56413975]

Gonna be honest, I've been reluctant to cash out into this crabbing as I'd rather avoid taxes on my unrealized gains, but if this keeps up I might be forced to. Soon enough there won't be any unrealized gains left.

[Anonymous No.56413986]

>>56413974

[Anonymous No.56413989]

>>56413975
Avoid the tax fallacy anon. Paying taxes on a big profit is better than paying no taxes on a miniscule profit

[Anonymous No.56413991]

>>56413720
grow up

[Anonymous No.56413994]

>>56413967
I shall do the needful and redeem my puts

[Anonymous No.56413993]

mumubros when is the line going up? whats ur guess

[Anonymous No.56413995]

>>56413974
Throw them in jail yourself. SEC won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.56413998]

>>56413986
YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE BOBO I HAVE THE SUPPORT GROUND

[Anonymous No.56414002]

>>56413974
>>56413970
>>56413966
>>56413963
>>56413954
>>56413944
Volume is absolutely pitiful and everything is moving in unison. Everywhere you look retail faggots are slobbering over what to short next. If bears believe their own advice that bulls gloating about moon missions is a great top signal, then this should be an obvious bottom to them but usually they ain't so smartlike.

[Anonymous No.56414007]

>>56413544
I wonder if Elon Musk has ideas about the tunnel problem. Like flamethrowers, or using the boring machine to dig them up. If he comes up with something useful I might long TSLA:

[Anonymous No.56414009]

>>56413991
Grow up? I'm 38 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHyU0craHKg

[Anonymous No.56414010]

>>56414002
You're right. Seems premature for this support to break right now and on such low volume.

[Anonymous No.56414011]

>>56413744
Heeeeyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.56414012]

>>56413993
It won't go up today, just crab around support zones. Jews have the memory of fish when it comes to economic events and will pump the living shit out of the market on Monday on questionably good earnings in order to liquidate some shorts. Just look at that VIX and think how juicy it will be to pop that bubble

[Anonymous No.56414021]

>this market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKqQCHNWP-o

[Anonymous No.56414022]

>>56413909
Which way are you expecting?

[Anonymous No.56414023]

>>56413974
Bill gates had a half billion dollar short position on TSLA. you thing they gonna lock up bill gates?

[Anonymous No.56414024]

>>56414002
time to close?

[Anonymous No.56414030]

>>56414012
yeah not today but hopefully we get some violent green days soon

[Anonymous No.56414032]

>>56414002
Not including this thread retail seems pretty bullish to me. They're slurping up Tesla

[Anonymous No.56414034]

>>56414024
Time to close. No obvious way this is going to go, and if it breaks down it should be guaranteed gains to buy new puts.

[Anonymous No.56414042]

>>56414022
overall trend is clearly up. still expecting higher. could see lower before higher though. wouldn't long the dollar until it gets to 105.8. if that fails i can see 104.6 but I see that as a relief before higher. I think the DXY is going to 109.

[Anonymous No.56414047]

>>56413919
today is the day of the ground invasion and start of WW3, insiders are swapping for gold, check em

[Anonymous No.56414058]

BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.56414061]

>>56414024
if you have to ask, then yes, its time

[Anonymous No.56414065]

>>56414024
sell 2 keep 1, or sell all and use a small portion to get a debit spread with the same strike so your still running into it should it continue and don't get the shitty feeling of chasing it again.

[Anonymous No.56414073]

NO! the slurpers!

[Anonymous No.56414075]

>>56414065
Technically, dollars are cotton cloth.

[Anonymous No.56414080]

bottom is in buy with both hands

[Anonymous No.56414081]

>>56414042
>I think the DXY is going to 109.

[Anonymous No.56414085]

>>56414075

[Anonymous No.56414089]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56414093]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.56414095]

>>56414089
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.56414108]

>>56414075
>cocaine infused cotton cloth
fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.56414111]

Banking.

[Anonymous No.56414112]

>>56413783
fuckin' kek
what a masterful text/webm matchup

[FRESH No.56414118]

>>56414109
>>56414109
>>56414109

[Anonymous No.56414120]

>>56413989
I'm starting to feel that. I've been holding afloat in this slow decline by selling covered calls the past few months, but it's not enough. I'm getting squeezed.
It's frustrating to close out positions though. Not only the higher tax bill next April, but also the quarterly estimates for the next 4 quarters that'll follow. I was hoping this year could be a mostly-passive ride off of last October's bottom, with some small rebalances and long term profits on a few positions.

I don't think it's a fallacy either. Taxes really do matter. If I take my unrealized gains today and apply a 39% short term gains tax impact, I'm barely outperforming SPY. By smoothing my gains over time, I tend to stay in the 24% bracket, and also get some gains shifted to long term status. 6-7% state income tax either way.
Maybe if I go really aggressive one year I'd have such large gains it wouldn't even be comparable to passive holding, but there's also risk in that.

[Anonymous No.56414122]

>>56414081
Not today maybe not tomorrow but long term we're clearly headed there. Higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.56414124]

Now watch how they pump it back up to fuck over all the panic put buyers before opex.

We close flat.

[Anonymous No.56414127]

>>56413256
close to buying SPY calls, maybe 1 or 2 days.

[Anonymous No.56414140]

>>56413905
Kek

[Anonymous No.56414288]

Lower market lower, I will buy myself this precious wallet with the money I made shorting the company which made it. This will be so sweet.