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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:16:29 No.56396459 [Reply] [Original]

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>>56395060

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:17:30 No.56396472 File: 23 KB, 600x439, 1683678001022542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I CANT TRADE WITH THESE SHIT LINKS HOVERING OVER ME

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:18:16 No.56396484 File: 86 KB, 1207x659, pumpitjerry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whitehouse can't even pump this shit. I aint riden with this geriatric fucker no where.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:18:28 No.56396486 File: 165 KB, 480x402, 393391931_536008878719429_7239272249621718050_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A treasury "auction"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:18:45 No.56396490 >yields climbing back up AAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:18:50 No.56396491 File: 494 KB, 526x508, sadcat_007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can it be power hour yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:19:01 No.56396493 File: 1.07 MB, 708x844, 164578907654356786543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396459 Based Mises OP. I love Wioletta so much bros.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:19:07 No.56396495 File: 436 KB, 512x512, 0D21CD52-2BB7-4FE4-8C0E-B0EFD68D28F0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SLURP THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:19:26 No.56396497 File: 291 KB, 840x711, 236-2364755_view-img-3497-pink-wojak-clipart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:19:37 No.56396501 File: 380 KB, 613x658, tabout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long TLT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:20:09 No.56396506 >>56396493 sexy giraffe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:20:35 No.56396508 File: 386 KB, 639x425, 43567876543567897654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yields.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:20:49 No.56396512
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Looks like perma mumoids with nonstop bickering about bears literally disappeared . Actual dumb fucks. There is no better top signal thant these faggots especially the glowie one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:22:26 No.56396524 File: 390 KB, 785x590, bobo_chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He didn't long oil & gold while shorting SPY & NQ.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:22:27 No.56396525 File: 331 KB, 499x445, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's over

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:22:54 No.56396527 File: 261 KB, 395x576, 166789098765432340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396506 God I wish my hands were on her neck right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:22:57 No.56396529 >>56396459 >Tu Ne Cede Malis Edition

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:24:13 No.56396535 Will power plants and dams automatically explode if the 10Y breaks 5%?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:24:59 No.56396540 >>56396535 yes

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:25:17 No.56396544
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Any of this premarket stuff tomorrow look bullish or bearish? The market dumped on jolts job numbers then pumped on adp employment numbers the next day so I have no idea how shit is getting interpreted anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:25:18 No.56396546 Is it too late to buy puts?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:25:19 No.56396547 File: 122 KB, 200x160, 1000003623.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396459 allah akbar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:25:33 No.56396549 >>56396512 About two weeks ago the cumBreathIsDaWae samefagging alliance started a pretend infighting LARP within their pseudonyms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:25:37 No.56396550 File: 161 KB, 1024x1024, happy_bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396512 Greedy smug mumu has to be smacked down from time to time is all

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:27:04 No.56396560 Peak fuckin US trading session. Dump dump dump dump, slight pull up over 10 min, dump in 1-2 mins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:27:13 No.56396562 File: 87 KB, 1272x714, 1693233021348423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNG is almost in my slurp zone

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:27:55 No.56396565 >>56396544 after today, bullish, anything to get a slight bump.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:28:00 No.56396568 File: 137 KB, 2160x1620, IMG_2442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He,p a nigga out. Do these Greeks mean I’m good to hold another day?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:29:32 No.56396574 File: 3.05 MB, 320x195, 637B77AF-78F7-4CD8-A3D4-217240CC12F5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396512 nice drip fa.m

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:29:34 No.56396575 >>56396568 >theta lul when is your expiry?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:29:45 No.56396576 We will spend the rest of the year between 4200 and 4400

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:30:12 No.56396583 >>56396388 ES00 was at 436 for most of the day. The auction didn't seem to change much, SPY bounced off a clear linear downward trend pretty precisely.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:30:13 No.56396584
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>The entire FinTwit was talking about meltup, bull flag, ATH, muh call flow the past week.

>We dump into support about to break through

Is it the ultimate normie contrarian indicator?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:31:14 No.56396593 >>56396568 $29per day theta decay, but it could gap up tomorrow and likely will you might wanna cash it out fren

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:31:18 No.56396595 File: 281 KB, 1440x1244, bobo-standard-face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, whos grave do you want to dance on first bobros? > Nasdaq troons > 60/40 portfolio holders > Car dealers/flippers > CRE investors > Collectables scalpers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:31:44 No.56396601 >>56396584 A bullflag I said today too. It might be one. You can only tell after it is finished, but for the time being it looks like one in the making.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:31:45 No.56396602 File: 183 KB, 528x438, 1697581259679478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396584 People have been talking about a melt up for weeks though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:31:49 No.56396603 >>56396584 Twitter is the utimate counterargument to the idea of the wisdom of the m8kh4gasses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:32:47 No.56396611 File: 1.12 MB, 1023x1022, 1687468189645452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396603 >m8kh4gasses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:32:59 No.56396612 >>56396584 What they talking bout this week?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:33:04 No.56396614 >>56396512 >if i took that off would you die?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:33:25 No.56396616 File: 181 KB, 499x394, Studying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guess its back to the drawing board.....

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:33:54 No.56396619 File: 219 KB, 447x301, crox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just escaped from PLTR, drinking my cold TAP beer. i still got my CROX on, ain't nothing going wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:34:14 No.56396620 File: 921 B, 30x41, smolPUSH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Calls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:34:37 No.56396626 File: 125 KB, 2160x1620, IMG_2444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396593 Don’t say no one ever took your advice!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:04 No.56396634 File: 1004 KB, 1279x723, wtf jewtube.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:05 No.56396636 >>56396576 I believe it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:05 No.56396635 >>56396560 How about the last six months of pumping

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:07 No.56396637 >>56396626 Good job, also you know the thing, bird, hand, bush

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:29 No.56396642 File: 57 KB, 362x294, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Small caps will have their day.

>>	PhD in Bidenomics Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:35 No.56396644 The US government is insolvent. Trump will be reelected to a second term in a landslide victory. Biden and the FBI are going to prison. FACTS.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:36:45 No.56396645 File: 137 KB, 2160x1620, IMG_2445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So beings my ascension to 5 figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:37:06 No.56396647 Cover short at the open tomorrow. Look for another short entry Friday. NVDA comes crashing down within 52 calendar days.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:37:18 No.56396651 >>56396635 I''m talking about the 1-5min chart. That slow slow slow bleeding than a fuckin spike over 1-2 minutes and then dump again. Or bleed bleed bleed, stop, slow buildup, looking good, BOOM 1-2 min drop to start.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:37:37 No.56396655 >>56396645 good job anon, more $$ than most bears

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:38:02 No.56396659 >>56396611 I fucking got captcha'd again, god I hate this piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:38:19 No.56396664 >>56396635 Just look what it is currently doing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:38:28 No.56396666 File: 198 KB, 872x1020, 1631941338095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396645 Moving on up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:39:37 No.56396677 >>56396642 >Small caps will have their day. I pray my fren.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:39:54 No.56396682 >>56396645 based

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:39:58 No.56396683 File: 163 KB, 1084x1126, 1697146893666530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this dump is weak as fuck any weaker and it would be pumping instead

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:40:30 No.56396688 >>56396616 We didn't make it. I was actually up briefly and then got greedy. I feel like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:41:13 No.56396694 File: 64 KB, 720x720, 1697390536458265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] puts heemed bear pil etf heemed portfolio heemed soxs doing fine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:41:18 No.56396695 >>56396683 >it's real what a timeline we live in

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:41:27 No.56396696 >>56396642 Idk if slurping Russell is even a good idea it's been crabbing for a year, if it goes back to an ATH it will probably be when rates get cut

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:41:28 No.56396697 This bear exhuberance can only mean one thing ...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:41:34 No.56396700 when you burn your paycheck week after week and realize you could of just given it to your mom. Or a homeless guy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:42:23 No.56396706 What even was the reason for the dump? I thought it was the auction but we dump further. Currently the market pumps and dumps each day on nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:42:43 No.56396709 File: 495 KB, 1201x911, 1571301053640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just bought bullish spreads, I hope that doesn't make me too much of a homo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:43:05 No.56396719 >>56396706 have to wring out all the leverage before we go to ATHs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:43:56 No.56396728 Look at the SPX, that's what I mean, trap after trap after trap after trap. This doesn't happen when we moon. It goes straight up, but down, so often those faggot steps

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:43:57 No.56396729 File: 35 KB, 680x605, 1680203295391916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396706 0dte niggers must hang.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:44:31 No.56396738 File: 70 KB, 870x616, pepe-in-coffee-recursive-image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396700 Or me! At least I'll split it with you unlike the market makers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:44:33 No.56396739 File: 2 KB, 124x76, 1697137221886871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MARA gap fills the day before i get paid

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:45:44 No.56396749 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:46:14 No.56396757 File: 706 KB, 801x724, 1654533186954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:46:31 No.56396761 >>56396706 >on nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:09 No.56396764 I think spy 428 or 427 is gamma territoy?

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:10 No.56396765

>>56396706
Something broke under the hood. Blackrock and the Fed have tried desperately to keep the market up. Why do you think Biden was sent to negotiate peace talks after an entire week of posturing? They lost control last Friday and it won't be the last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:15 No.56396766 File: 36 KB, 498x498, 1697147099904559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lower lows... uh oh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:28 No.56396768 >>56396739 payday loans exist for a reason

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:41 No.56396769 File: 185 KB, 1024x1024, dead_mumu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have mercy Bobo please

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:47:48 No.56396771 File: 106 KB, 1050x1068, 1696863732009368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumb fucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:48:05 No.56396773 >>56396706 DXY went up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:48:29 No.56396775 At 1:30 cst support became resistance and basically mumus are retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:48:45 No.56396778 >>56396761 I'm shorting, but it still fuckin annoys me when the market dumps on nothing, yes. Yeah, today was the auction, didn't know about it. But then the fake pump into dump and further dump. So what's the reason? Frontrunning Tesla earnings?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:48:55 No.56396780 File: 138 KB, 1279x711, friday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tsla beats nflx beats 30 point gap up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:49:09 No.56396783 File: 2 KB, 109x125, 1671127949448296s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT I INVESTED IN THE TECHNOLOGY!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:49:22 No.56396786 File: 20 KB, 512x352, IMG_0604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It’s our time now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:49:41 No.56396790 File: 65 KB, 426x500, bobo-lays-crying-mumu-to-rest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396764 In a few days people will beg for it to shoot up that high

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:50:06 No.56396796 File: 182 KB, 740x767, 1684118651541985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a bloodbath. Who else is getting fucked?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:50:08 No.56396798 >340 order on BRK-B went through Wtf I was expecting that tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:50:27 No.56396800 How many tranches of NVDA short are we up to now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:50:37 No.56396802 >>56396780 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:50:49 No.56396805 >>56396768 the funny merchant man will not double dip on me i'm already getting fucked by the russell dumping while spot btc holds steady

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:51:31 No.56396811 File: 15 KB, 277x415, papergc,441x415,w,ffffff.2u1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396796 Would

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:52:16 No.56396820 File: 46 KB, 1024x576, geckoicecream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396798 I already sold my brkb hedge puts for a profit today because I didn't want them to expire. Oh fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:52:19 No.56396821 File: 274 KB, 600x703, promotions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396796 Nah I'm a MICnigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:52:24 No.56396822 Imagine treasury yields manage to pump over 6% KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:53:29 No.56396827 File: 182 KB, 1280x683, Greek Bonds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396822 Soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:53:50 No.56396833 Ok, I'm going to open Bloomberg now. 30 mins free online stream.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:55:53 No.56396850 File: 38 KB, 550x550, 1683512075148186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INVOKE EXECUTIVE ORDER 12631 ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:56:21 No.56396854 File: 72 KB, 1536x952, main_stages_bubble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't stop fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:57:27 No.56396864 remember: market makers have to make money

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:57:41 No.56396867 TSLA calls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:57:42 No.56396869 What time TSLA ER at

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:58:09 No.56396870 >>56396706 Bonds dumping kills wall street, way too many unrealized losses on the long treasury trade. You will have fire sales on every asset class if yields keep going up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:58:11 No.56396871 >>56396867 guaranteed profit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:58:43 No.56396877 I'm closing at a new ATH, despite being more long than short lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:58:46 No.56396878 File: 3 KB, 250x250, epilepsytalks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU PUSH IT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:58:50 No.56396879 >>56396796 Sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:59:27 No.56396886 What's the best time to sell options for premium? Is 1 month before expiration date good enough?

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:59:41 No.56396888
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My 0DTE butterflies were perfect today, right when it hit the exact peak was right when they were gonna force close them for me at 3:30 anyways, not too shabby, who else got lucky today?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 19:59:51 No.56396889 >>56396867 Guaranteed losses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:00:00 No.56396893 File: 146 KB, 850x974, __sakura_miko_and_todoroki_hajime_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_neg_carrot__sample-dae2b73ee0943295ad3f6f7022cc155d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:00:03 No.56396894 >>56396867 tsla is the durgasoft of automakers so yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:01 No.56396902 File: 159 KB, 852x554, Jeb NASDAQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396893 >-1.62%

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:03 No.56396903 NOOOOOOOOTFLIX

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:05 No.56396904 >>56396893 it went okay bby exited some poor positions now we wait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:09 No.56396905 >>56396893 -0.33% Not too painful thankfully

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:11 No.56396906 File: 11 KB, 326x245, 1677517472875988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NFLX HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOOO BOBO U THERE ??

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:01:54 No.56396914 >>56396886 You need to calculate the IV and see if you think it's mispriced based on FA.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:02:01 No.56396918 File: 70 KB, 1128x349, TSLAprofit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396871 saved for your guaranteed enjoyment

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:02:02 No.56396919 >>56396886 someone has a chart but I think at 30days theta decay becomes exponential

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:02:06 No.56396921 File: 75 KB, 192x303, breddygood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396888 took spx 4300p 0dte at 1.65 sold 2.10 could be worse

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:02:55 No.56396925 >>56396893 I'm going back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:03:01 No.56396927 woke up from a nap. think i might b getti sick gonna open my broker and see if stops were hit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:03:22 No.56396929 >>56396906 NASDAQ 15k eoy confirmed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:03:37 No.56396930 ROMAINE BOSTICK LAUGHING AT CYBERTRUCK DELIVERIES

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:04:09 No.56396937 Also someone keeps buying year out puts on GOOG at way above market price EOD and it makes it look like I'm up like $200 every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:04:28 No.56396940 Wtf I didn't know it was earnings season already

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:04:41 No.56396943 File: 46 KB, 224x225, bobo-singing-into-mic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396921

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:05:02 No.56396945 >>56396906 Tsla is the one that will kill plebbit if it misses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:05:44 No.56396956 >>56396937 Which puts you got?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:06:42 No.56396960 >>56396956 They're in October next year way OTM I think. It's sort of a moon shot but Google is looking pretty rough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:07:36 No.56396969 SAP are such obnoxious-pretentious bitches, reporting earnings with US. Who would have thought they missed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:08:34 No.56396980 File: 55 KB, 436x537, teslaah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396871 hold on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:09:17 No.56396985 thank God I didn't sell my -4k Netflix position before the bell. This move eradicated all my losses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:09:18 No.56396986 >>56396969 After using their stuff at Honeywell I'm always a little surprised they still exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:09:33 No.56396987 Kek @ TSLA & leddit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:09:57 No.56396993 File: 161 KB, 1073x1280, 1697638332994550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396634 pay up you can't play in palestine and not pay rent

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:10:02 No.56396996 >>56396893 -12$ no stops hit so thats good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:10:38 No.56397001 rip hydrogen stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:10:55 No.56397005 >>56396986 They even are the heaviest constituent on the DAX, which is why I short it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:11:28 No.56397009 File: 190 KB, 220x166, 1693445209845590.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i bought, have a lower order too just in case

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:11:32 No.56397010 File: 7 KB, 476x122, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396893 good

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:11:38 No.56397011 >>56396985 Shhhhhhh. Don't let them hear you say that, or they will pump it just to scare you into a panic sell at a loss in the morning before resuming the dump

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:12:13 No.56397015 File: 1.44 MB, 1440x1446, 1697049809397642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh nonono bobo is that TSLA turning green AH?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:12:15 No.56397016 File: 89 KB, 1122x900, 1697659900195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396993 >ransom? >no I'm calling to tell her rent is due

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:13:31 No.56397025 File: 6 KB, 297x94, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's fine. I'll just buy more!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:13:35 No.56397027 File: 1.07 MB, 1008x677, 809876543212345678908765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396993 >>56397016 Kek! Unfathomably based landlord. >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:13:46 No.56397030 >>56397015 TSLA missed and it's still pumping which tells me it's a cope and will get reversed later on. Check back in 90 mins if you think I'm wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:13:58 No.56397031 File: 10 KB, 371x133, Selection_283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SVIX bros remember your training

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:14:07 No.56397032 >>56396459 PLEASE tell me you bought the 17% MCD dip anon, most obvious

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:14:29 No.56397037 File: 58 KB, 655x650, 66-668833_smug-frog-meme-template-for-pinterest-jewish-pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of options shenanigans is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:14:35 No.56397039 File: 226 KB, 550x503, nonfren.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396802 goddamn it why did i put that into the universe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:15:09 No.56397044 >>56397030 It's called a preemptive dip buy, buy the dip before it dips

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:15:25 No.56397047 File: 47 KB, 934x776, 1523608840596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396893 Made more than my paycheck (pre tax) from my normalnigger job. It's a strange feel.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:16:57 No.56397055 >>56397044 There were retarded levels of options buying either side so it's going to shake out for a while but it's going to settle lower

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:18:04 No.56397064 File: 27 KB, 651x588, 1697388200583688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is that highly semitic company that produces poorly made ev's gonna have good numbers?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:18:14 No.56397065 ive been heemed, financially down 1% today

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:18:19 No.56397067 I FUCKIN LOVE NETFLIX AND CHILL

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:20:13 No.56397080 Wow! What a rough day in the financial markets. My $640 000 portfolio is dissolving before my eyes! I admit, I am feeling anxious. Is there any thing to be done?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:20:16 No.56397082 >>56396886 0dte so you have exposure to the most face-ripping theta decay every single day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:21:29 No.56397092 >>56397067 Avatar saved Chadflix...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:21:29 No.56397093 >>56397080 I advise seeking professional help such as that of financial advisor Shelly Kane.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:22:35 No.56397102 >>56397093 I second this. Financial advisor Shelly Kane really helped me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:22:49 No.56397105 File: 178 KB, 602x506, 1683299795391702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i didn't take out a payday loan like that one anon said to all in MARA i am so fucking pissed it is unreal

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:23:42 No.56397110
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>>56396524
I literally kept telling and telling and telling yet people did not listen. They argued with me and said I was insane and that "they won't let it crash" and what have you. Fucking hell. There is still time but I doubt these baggies will wisen up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:23:51 No.56397113 >>56397093 >>56397102 Thank you, I believe it is best to seek her services. How can I contact this financial advisor Shelly Kane?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:24:35 No.56397121 File: 27 KB, 499x470, 1692772491803033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397110 weak crash bobo not impressed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:25:05 No.56397124 >>56397093 >>56397102 Man what the fuck I thought this was going to be a porn whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:25:59 No.56397131 >>56397039 Is that your content, if so well done

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:28:52 No.56397155
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>>56397121
Like I said there is still time. Indices might still stage a bullshit dead cat bounce but that support is cracking already. I know you won't listen but just remember my warnings. Glowie and a few others who would only argue with me did not. They've been getting awfully quiet as of late.

long oil
long gold
short nasdaq
short NVDA
short TLT

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:29:35 No.56397157
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Let's say you have Pelosi powers, and you can tell the top and bottom of any stock/index/commodity by looking at it. How can you get the absolute most leverage to maximize your profit? Is it just options?

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:29:41 No.56397158
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That's it. As I said in the previous thread, I am going all in tomorrow since Netflix beat. Consoomers are giga strong, the job market is strong, rates don't matter, mortgages don't matter, price gouging doesn't matter... just consooom.
Well, this drop in the indices also kind of warrants a nice buy so it's perfect. Fuck Netflix btw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:30:07 No.56397160 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FREE 30 MIN OF BLOOMBERG HAVE ENDED WHERE WILL I NOW GET MY CUTTING EDGE INTEL ABOUT FINANCE AND THE MARKETS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:31:29 No.56397171 >>56397155 I have my qqq puts, strike is at 330 a month out. Feeling pretty confident, was considering selling naked calls so I can buy more puts but I don't want to bet against clown world too much

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:32:34 No.56397178 >>56397157 I take the one in red, better tits and long hair

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:34:14 No.56397187 File: 913 KB, 800x800, 1678979551326234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397030

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:34:45 No.56397191 Anyone looking at defense stocks KS with what's going on in the middle east. I'm thinking RTX and GD

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:35:09 No.56397193

>>56397160
come on bud
http://www.freeintertv.com/view/id-2991
https://tubitv.com/live/555124/bloomberg-tv
https://oneotv.online/live/bloomberg-live-tv/
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://www.livehdtv.net/europe-btv-live-stream-bloomberg-europe/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:35:12 No.56397195 >>56397157 futures

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:35:12 No.56397194 File: 32 KB, 475x377, bobo-clint-eastwood-western.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396886 When IV is high and obviously right before a pivot or reversal

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:36:02 No.56397197 >>56397171 Godspeed, I have Jun 21 '24 with 280 strike. I'm not great at short term timings but the writing is so fucking blatantly on the wall. Good luck to the future retail bagholders.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:39:08 No.56397223 >>56396893 +0.62%, bagholding PYPL was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:39:22 No.56397226 >>56396595 happeningfags

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:39:27 No.56397229 File: 3.33 MB, 224x224, 1678972350508809.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397158 I CONSOOMED this month quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:40:08 No.56397233 >>56397047 Don't worry you'll give the market a refund soon enough

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:40:22 No.56397236 >>56396595 "fundamentals dont matter" cunt-faggots

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:41:06 No.56397239
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>>56397113
I'm there assistant's assistant secretary. We only charge a half a percent upfront one time fee. We will do some serious risk management and proprietary portfolio turn around strategies, that could double your portfolio within three months.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:41:46 No.56397247 >>56396893 -0.10% the gundlach 25/25/25/25 wins again

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:43:05 No.56397252 File: 27 KB, 250x274, 1694037825832555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397233 Uh that was 2022 thank you.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:44:23 No.56397262
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>>56396688
once again, the market just loves to bamboolze people. i thought it was going to do the usual routine of jump up in the morning, crab violently throught the day only to pump back up to the morning high by the end of the day. even my TA seemed to like that. instead it finally broke the support level its been bouncing off of the past week.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:45:10 No.56397271
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>US Vetoes UN Resolution For Gaza Ceasefire As Biden Visit Fails To Calm Fears Of Wider War

>Update(1535ET): The big controversy out of the UN Security Council on Wednesday is that the US vetoed a draft resolution calling for a humanitarian pause in Gaza, as Israeli airstrikes continue and ground forces are reportedly still staging for an invasion.

>The draft resolution was proposed by Brazil and condemned "the terrorist attacks by Hamas," urged the release of hostages, while calling for a "humanitarian pause" or ceasefire. 12 members approved the draft Wednesday, the UK and Russia abstained, but the United States shot it down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:45:18 No.56397273 File: 122 KB, 1420x1200, 1663528097030862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396893 I remain in /cashgang/ but a short setup is developing. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:45:22 No.56397275 Getting heemed harder than September Surely there will be a decent recovery in the next few months

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:46:13 No.56397281 YOU WILL DIE TSLA

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:47:06 No.56397287
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>Moving something on my patio
>I see a tiny frog
>"howd he get in here the entire place is screened off"
>try not to disturb it but its too late
>frog jumps into my pool
>my chlorinated pool
>too steep for him to get out
>oh shit he's gonna die
>try to get him out
>he swims deeper
>its dark out so I can't see him
>spend 20 minutes looking for him
>wake up this morning to try to get him out now that I can see him
>he's gone, likely sucked up by the drain or something

Sell everything bros.
I just ended pepe.
>

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:47:19 No.56397289 >>56397281 AND NVDA FUCK YOU OVERVALUED TECH SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:47:27 No.56397290 File: 123 KB, 407x244, 1670250388922603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397271 >the United States shot it down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:48:37 No.56397302 >>56397281 pump my bags first please

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:49:07 No.56397308 File: 130 KB, 705x575, crying_wittle_mumu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397275 >Surely there will be a decent recovery in the next few months You are supposed to add, "I just know it!", to the end of the sentence

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:49:51 No.56397315 >>56397287 I sucked up a silverfish with a vacuum today. lol get rekt nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:51:02 No.56397329 File: 164 KB, 1024x1024, nervous_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397287 Not like that bro, that can't be the end, r-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:51:03 No.56397331 File: 40 KB, 444x362, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397287 /home/nate/Pictures/polygons__are__gay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:51:48 No.56397339 File: 201 KB, 510x496, 1657664256474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i tried picking some stocks i guess i'm no winner with so many losses i can't afford dinner

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:52:31 No.56397342 File: 57 KB, 976x850, 1697662337782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397308 My investments are with good companies They will come back

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:53:47 No.56397346 File: 27 KB, 293x268, 1695313123584525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397339 Eat cornmeal like me poem anon. $0.34 per pound.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:54:27 No.56397352 AN NVIDIA FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:54:57 No.56397357 File: 87 KB, 1200x1200, 63b0feccab4c4545a0b1c92d65ce7d87_xl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I once ate nothing but rice and beans for a month and that's why I'm here being a turbojew today.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:56:09 No.56397363 >>56397346 I'm getting by mostly on rice and ramen these days

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:57:13 No.56397373 File: 160 KB, 880x662, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw my whole IRA is in SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:57:55 No.56397381 File: 123 KB, 1200x707, 566F8244-45D1-448C-98DF-075D568AB6AE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NVDA gets chips act funds >Use them to sell chips to China at a cheaper rate Cool

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:58:04 No.56397382 Nvidia is backlogged to hell with h100 GPU orders, dunno how they expect to churn out yearly consumer GPUs upgrades when they can barely keep up with professional needs.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 20:59:11 No.56397402
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>>56397357
you're parents were wealthy and gave you a house to sell at 18 which you sold to a family friend. then you went on to buy multiple homes using a now outlawed variable mortage rate to quickly flip homes. once you built you're little cash fund you went into REITs and sold a book and do TED talks for money. YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. I EAT BEANS AND RICE BECAUSE I HAVE TO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TASTE OF RICE AND BEANS

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:01:06 No.56397421
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>>56397339
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>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:01:12 No.56397422 File: 2.43 MB, 498x266, 34567897654221344469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397363 Eggs seem to be bottoming scoop some up maybe, and make an egg and cheese sandwich, diversifying your diet a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:01:23 No.56397423 File: 411 KB, 768x1009, the eternal golem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heh, suck it up goyim. You do what we tell you.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:01:46 No.56397425
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>TSLA clearly misses earnings
>but stock pumps due to AI and (lmao) cybertruck hype
>FCF more than half of estimate
I will now begin addding TSLA shorts to my compendium of successful predictions. Again there may be a dead cat bounce but this party is going to crash hard.

Remember my warning. My predictions have been right thus far. TSLA will be my next prediction. Shorting this pump... WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:02:18 No.56397428 File: 3.00 MB, 298x300, sdfwd4234rfsd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how bad will tomorrow be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:02:59 No.56397435 File: 241 KB, 2145x1077, nvda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this bullish or bearish?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:04:11 No.56397444 >>56397425 i bought a tesla this year and don't want to drive another vehicle ever again. it's a good company with a good product that i use.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:04:21 No.56397447 >>56397435 That measly support won't hold. Might stage a fakeass gay dead cat bounce. Take that as an opportunity to sell/short

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:04:31 No.56397449 File: 2.29 MB, 1721x1721, 107943606_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397428 i think complete reversal and we begin crabbing again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:04:32 No.56397450 File: 160 KB, 480x351, pink-bart-wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397435 Where have I seen that pattern forming before?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:05:22 No.56397457 >>56397444 Undoubtedly. The stock however is very blatantly overvalued and is slated for a smackdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:07:52 No.56397481 File: 16 KB, 308x164, More-weight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tbh I don't think rates are high enough yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:09:14 No.56397489 >>56397481 That is right; they are not. TLT puts is the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:09:45 No.56397491 tesla and NVDA are unironicall 100 bil market cap stocks tops, cant wait to see them crash, and it WILL happen

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:10:51 No.56397501 File: 236 KB, 1170x654, IMG_9307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Memes aside, there is not a person on Earth who is able to watch Netflix without first accessing the worldwide web via a router.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:12:29 No.56397509 >>56397491 pump it already

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:12:56 No.56397517
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>>56397491
I probably wouldn't go that far but they certainly are both immensely overvalued and price discovery is starting to take its toll on those inflated stock prices.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:14:12 No.56397531 >>56397373 Based boomer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:14:30 No.56397532 >>56397517 they will stay bubbled till the first MMs try to get out apple google etc can at least somewhat pretend their market cap is reasonable (it's not either)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:14:55 No.56397533 >>56397402 rice and beans can be tasty if made right desu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:16:27 No.56397550 >>56397532 I'd say the smartest money is already out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:18:27 No.56397564 the cybertruck is fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:21:50 No.56397587 >>56397501 How'd your portfolio of random shit do today, wrestler man?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:24:08 No.56397597 Looking at GOOG, that may also have found its top. MSFT and AAPL looking less certain.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:25:16 No.56397606 >>56397501 The Undertaker Index is gettin fuckin weird man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:25:19 No.56397607 File: 56 KB, 460x454, 1628095084580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > TSLA > NFLX BOBROS I BEHEEMED MYSELF

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:26:48 No.56397618 I'm literally shitting myself waiting for Tesla results

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:27:11 No.56397620 >>56397607 Don't know about NFLX but I'm fading this TSLA move. It might rally a bit but this rally doesn't feel legit. It almost seems... scared.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:27:12 No.56397621 File: 60 KB, 866x1390, 1697599651471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Solid brown heat map.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:27:41 No.56397626 File: 58 KB, 602x430, IMG_9231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397587 Like a pile of random shit. Thanks for asking

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:27:49 No.56397629 >>56397618 they better pump it they should honestly just post fake numbers like nvda

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:28:34 No.56397635 >>56397501 I really like Glencore and Conoco.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:31:25 No.56397654 what are the magical words to enter into an american woman´s cunt? meet a couple of them a few years ago, they are built differently from the average european.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:31:39 No.56397656 As a dividend growth investor you should not be overly concerned with your portfolios market value. Instead, the focus should be on a growing stream of income.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:33:18 No.56397662 File: 589 KB, 771x714, 1646787654356789087654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397501 >My... My r-router i-isn't provided by cisco..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:34:28 No.56397669 >>56397656 dividend investors are so fucking retarded elon musk is even more retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:34:53 No.56397671 File: 361 KB, 1916x1374, SVIX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine not swing trading a chart this glorious. Wtf are you even doing with your pathetic lives?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:35:20 No.56397673 >>56397621 Gib dorky butterface redhead gf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:35:59 No.56397677 >>56397656 Does it have any tax effects if you just invest in three or four companies, and as a result, when they pay out their dividends, you earn an amount above certain legal thresholds which qualifies you for higher taxes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:36:34 No.56397682 so the key to success is to hike prices and become generally less usable and friendly towards your consumer base? NFLX is truly astonishing. also: the consumer will slop everything and anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:37:02 No.56397684 >>56396930 Kek, I don't blame him. "Two more weeks!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:37:26 No.56397689 >>56397671 Looks pretty similar to NVDA chart lel. >h&s completing >breaking support >gap waiting to be closed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:37:44 No.56397694 File: 785 KB, 784x749, 43567897654323245678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397671 >He doesn't know about XIV. Fuck around find out I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:38:36 No.56397702 >>56397673 https://redheaddays.nl/ take cash

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:39:07 No.56397708 oh no teslachuds what happened

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:39:32 No.56397713 File: 116 KB, 828x674, A4CB4D94-5B01-43EE-B3F8-ABFE316E6399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397669 Cope >>56397677 Qualified dividends are taxed like picrel. A married couple can enjoy $84,000 per year at a 0% tax rate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:39:33 No.56397714 >>56397708 fucking piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:39:41 No.56397717 Say goodbye to carmakers again, look how badly indebted they all are. Rate-pocalypse.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:40:00 No.56397719 SQQQ chads we eatin good, but the eatin has only begun t. 5 digit holder since march 2023 >I'm going to be the first person to have a successful SQQQ trade with long term capital gains tax

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:41:44 No.56397727

>>56397694
>shorting vol when VIX is in single digits
>shorting vol when VIX is in single digits and every vol based ETN is forced to rebalance in a 15 minute window
>shorting vol when volatility based ETNs are the majority of the volume in the VIX futures market
shiggydiggy
fortunately none of these things taht applied to XIV apply to SVIX. The time to short is now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:42:51 No.56397738 >>56397689 >TA on volatility ETN kek I like it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:43:53 No.56397745 File: 1.34 MB, 768x1152, 1687363494660407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56397702 OH SHIT THAT'S MY BIRTDHAY IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:43:54 No.56397747 File: 65 KB, 580x533, pointing_finger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On days like today I'm glad I outperformed not just the Russell, but dogshit stocks I fucking hate. What dogshit stocks do YOU fucking hate, /smg/? Did you beat them?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:44:18 No.56397749 File: 78 KB, 447x563, 1366898987811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVDA has an RSI in the 20s on the 1 month chart. Lmao, great job bears you put it on sale for Big Money AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:44:54 No.56397751 >>56397717 Man those niggers want like $40k for the most basic shitbox with a CVT that fails 1000 miles down the road. Fuck em.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:47:09 No.56397762 >>56397745 Ireland is a different experience. They really do drink like it's a sport. Every day is all gross and grey like shitty cold rain.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:48:50 No.56397772
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>>56397762
>They really do drink like it's a sport
I am an alcohol and drink at over 1,600m in elevation. I will win the contest of the natives and take home my prize bride.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:53:34 No.56397811 >>56397713 yeah, sadly i have neither a woman or american citizenship. do you own either Altria or Verizon? those seem like they would pay themselves in about 12 years (or less if i reinvested those dividends) if they always kept them the same

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:54:17 No.56397816 File: 254 KB, 1137x1000, 1697648699705346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got those Netflix puts ready?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:57:53 No.56397850 >>56397816 its up 12% nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:58:20 No.56397855 >>56397811 No. I’m focused on dividend growth and those companies meet none of my criteria.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:58:23 No.56397856 Taiwan Semiconductor earnings are tomorrow, will probably either make or break tech for the week.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:59:22 No.56397869 >>56396893 -3.12% could be worse

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 21:59:56 No.56397874 >>56397708 Fuck. Shame it dropped before market open. I would have shorted at open. Ah well my prediction was still right.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:11:00 No.56397956 tesla should get banned for shitting up the market AND the roads

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:12:03 No.56397967 >>56397956 Tesla will be heemed, you'll have to make do with that. Nasdaq will go down along with it. NVDA and TSLA are leading the charge down

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:13:23 No.56397981 wtf is musk doing LOL how high is he

>>	TheQuasar !fbX8Rb/CRM Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:14:57 No.56397991 Where were you when TLT made a new low? >be TheQuasar >be in the office >see TLT make new low >no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:16:18 No.56397998 >>56397991 I was holding TLT puts. I still am.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:21:31 No.56398028 >>56397991 Where were you when you realized that a majority of the red over the last two years has just been Big Money selling puts to retail faggots?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:24:48 No.56398049 >>56397501 Funko Jesus

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:25:45 No.56398056

>>56398028
How does it work? When Big Money wants to make a stock move a certain way and they have millions of shares, how do they confidently start dumping them?

Don't other banks have millions of shares? And don't they compete? And couldn't the competing bank offset this by buying millions of shares?

How do banks "dump" with such confidence? I know they have the power to move markets, but I'm not sure how they do when every bank's MO is to compete.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:26:05 No.56398057 Buying a fat bag of Soxl if it hits $17.99

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:27:50 No.56398066 >>56398057 >buying SOXL tomorrow my condolences

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:28:28 No.56398071 >>56397015 >>56397187 :) >>56397030

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:29:00 No.56398078 File: 106 KB, 960x1200, D_6mLGrVUAMyCgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ASMB girls, we have won.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:29:41 No.56398082 >>56398066 SOXL is unironically awesome. I've sold so many CC on mine it could go to zero and I would still be in the green.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:29:42 No.56398083

>>56398056
They don't have to sell the actual shares, they just sell insurance policies on their shares in the form of put options, which retail faggots buy because they desperately want things to go lower. But it's a self fulfilling prophecy, because Big Money wants the prices lower, so they can buy their own dip.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:32:39 No.56398104 Why don't the banks just sell the bonds and buy NVDA?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:35:51 No.56398130 File: 171 KB, 750x1334, IMG_9684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lower highs >higher lows what does this mean for TSLA?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:37:08 No.56398136 >>56398130 Check the aftermarket and find out lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:37:34 No.56398139 >>56398130 Currently one of the biggest and most obvious bull flags in the market

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:37:35 No.56398140

>>56398083
Premium as a concept is insane.
>>56398082
I considered the idea of living off of premium and it's insane. Do I want to live off of covered calls someday, taking advantage of gambling.

Or, are my calls being bought by my brokerage and are they then selling them to the gamblers. Either way, I have a top hat and cane

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:38:26 No.56398144 >>56398130 It means short the fuck out of tech.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:38:26 No.56398143 File: 919 KB, 1290x1282, 1693415806976423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56398130 who?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:39:00 No.56398150 >>56398130 it means Elon Musk needs to stop wanking around like some new rich retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:39:39 No.56398151 File: 251 KB, 720x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I blame Bidet for this

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:42:04 No.56398159
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Another day. Another state worker pay hike is being endorsed by the governor of my state. If the legislature passes it during the next session that starts in January I'll get a 6% hike in July 2024 and a 4% hike in July 2025. Which is on top of the pending income tax cut that happens in January to. Note; They've got the money to do it. Enough is allocated from the last budget to cover the 6% and they're sitting on 1 billion plus surplus funds so covering the 4% is puny stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:42:18 No.56398160 File: 70 KB, 240x312, 1407284648752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56398140 >>56398082 Am I retarded if I have almost 700 shares of SOXL and I'm not selling covered calls? Is it really worth the trouble?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:42:54 No.56398163 Burn in hell Tesla

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:43:58 No.56398167 >>56398159 What state and what do you do? I thought all states were operating on a massive deficit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:45:43 No.56398176 >>56398163 Amen. God wills it. Tech belongs in the lake of fire.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:47:29 No.56398181

>>56398167
Not mine. KY. As to what I do? Well "nothing" really. 18 years in and uh nobody bothers me about nothing. I sleep, walk, read, bag stocks, and uh take kinda long lunches when I do the little stuff that I get paid to do. About the only thing I don't do is read hentai cause well the phone screen is kinda to small for that.

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:48:34 No.56398186

>>56398160
Nah, I've almost gotten blown out a few times. Actually, I did and then I had to wait and buy the calls back.

If you think you understand the stock's movement (ETF I mean) then yeah go ahead. Because it's one of the few ETFs that people buy like lottery tickets. But that could change.

If and when AI really gets its success rally--meaning the companies are doing well, the economy's doing well, etc--then big money's obviously going to pile in and it won't work anymore. Or it'll just have to be done at way higher levels

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:49:21 No.56398189 File: 250 KB, 550x503, 1657054884147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can TQQQ hit 41 by eow, please?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:49:26 No.56398192 whats your rank and what character one and dones you the most?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:49:46 No.56398194 are bulls ready to kill themselves tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:49:50 No.56398196 >ozempic cures diabetes, heart disease, liver disease, kidney disease, obesity, and potentially even alzheimers SAVA sisters, it's ovef

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:50:38 No.56398201 >>56398194 Only if support breaks tomorrow. That will be when the HODLers start panicking

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:52:39 No.56398213
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>>56398160
depends on your cost basis and what your willing to settle for as a strike and possible selling price of the underlying
unless you plan to roll if it goes ITM that is, which typically is not profitable

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:53:09 No.56398214 >>56396459 Imagine dressing like this, no wonder nobody takes libertarians seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:56:07 No.56398232 >>56398201 I'm still packing. Just like KO boomer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:57:38 No.56398242 >>56398232 Dividend chads are a different breed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:57:48 No.56398244 File: 206 KB, 575x573, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uhm.... where are our bakers?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 22:59:44 No.56398253 >>56398244 All of the bakeries went bankrupt due to high interest rates, energy prices and reduced consumer demand. This is the last /smg/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:01:00 No.56398257 >>56398181 I meant what is your state worker position but I respect your can’t beat em join em mentality

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:03:19 No.56398272 File: 51 KB, 1480x832, feelsgoodman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56398244 last /smg/, bread lines forever, good this this was the /smg/ ever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:03:48 No.56398278 >>56398257 I'm pretty sure some anon narrowed it down kek, I don't know why people post identifying info. especially when you have a certain typing style/avatarfagging

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:04:01 No.56398281 to the anon who posted yesterday that the market would be up today because of youtube "TA expert" analysis: I tried to warn you

Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:06:57 No.56398303

>>56398160
holy shit anon, yes. I started selling CC at prices where I would make profit, eventually through premiums I broke even keeping 90% of my shares. as an example yesterday I sold $20 11/3 for 1.25 average and closed today morning for 0.63 average making a couple thousand in premiums. I'm not sure what your average is and you may have to risk being assigned below your average since you didn't start immediately.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:08:37 No.56398312 >>56398244 they unionized and negotiations broke down at $0.00/hr

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:09:19 No.56398317 >>56398312 That can't be right. They're on a sliding pay scale where they have to earn at least as much as jannies...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:10:09 No.56398324 File: 54 KB, 635x576, 1697670522442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My stocks are prairie doggin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:10:30 No.56398329 File: 229 KB, 758x744, 1642130964198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i just wanted to make a small amount of money. i just ...needed enough to survive, why. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:12:10 No.56398336 is WBA finished?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:13:41 No.56398352 File: 168 KB, 520x853, 1676366255399705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you doing okay Tesla?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:14:51 No.56398360 >>56398244 bread related inflationary layoffs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:15:47 No.56398369 NEW >>56398368 NEW >>56398368 NEW >>56398368 NEW >>56398368

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:17:59 No.56398384 >>56398336 Every pharmacy contracted Rite AIDS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 18, 2023 23:32:33 No.56398471 File: 36 KB, 267x458, guar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56396871 >guaranteed profit u OK guaranteed ?

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