Uh, techbros?

[Vieo !!SKISs26Nzbs No.56388268]

[Anonymous No.56388279]

>>56388268
who are the high flying stars of big tech then?

[Anonymous No.56388287]

>>56388268
Based, fuck codenegroids
>>56388279
no one

[Anonymous No.56388296]

>>56388279
double X phenotypical next-gen thinkers

[Anonymous No.56388322]

>>56388268
Let me guess. It's HR diversity officers who are now the geniuses of the tech industry. Why do we even have journalists if all they write is bullshit?

[Anonymous No.56388378]

>>56388268
lmao, so who is? HR Roasties? Diversity Officials? lol.

[Anonymous No.56388391]

>>56388279
The guy who changes out the plastic plants in the office every 3 months.

[Anonymous No.56388394]

>>56388378
technical support agents

the only useful techbros

[Anonymous No.56388426]

>>56388322
those are the first in being replaced

[Anonymous No.56388437]

software """engineers""" are some of the most pathetic, main-character-syndrome idiots i have ever had the misfortune of meeting
but alas i need them for their services
never met people who are utterly devoid of humor and soul

[Anonymous No.56388447]

"We promoted HR diversity officers over coders, in other news the nasdaq has been falling for almost 2 years now"

[Anonymous No.56388470]

>>56388268
this will last for awhile until seriously bad things start to happen because of cheap shitty jeet and AI code
things are going to get extremely fucked up.

[Anonymous No.56388525]

>>56388279
A.i.

[Anonymous No.56388625]

i read the article. broad strokes.
>higher ratio of managers to workers leading to dissatisfaction
>lower overall pay due to cuts to bonuses
>frequent layoffs
and of course the nugget most people intuited
>The workers at big tech companies who report the highest job satisfaction in Glassdoor reviews aren't in technical or builder roles like engineering or science. While non-STEM roles — for instance, in human resources and marketing — can and often do contribute to cutting-edge technological innovations, they are more likely to focus on supporting and enabling the core technology.

the rest of the article goes on to explain that the technical staff are overworked, often 24/7 with no relief and attrition to coworkers. anybody who works in tech sees this: organizations depend on a few people who do decent work, burn them out, attrition hits and they lose institutional knowledge while the charlatans who play office politics become the next wave of managers too afraid to say “no,” pushing unrealistic expectations to whatever poor sap is working under them.

there is no solution. we’ll eat shit and die, techies.

[Anonymous No.56388657]

>>56388625
i hate HR niggers

[Anonymous No.56388703]

>>56388279
Me.

[Anonymous No.56388724]

>>56388625
Only the white males are overworked.

[Anonymous No.56388788]

>>56388279
Lazygirlz who send 3 emails a day and host a teams halloween meeting (out of hours, costume mandatory)

[Anonymous No.56388801]

>>56388625
Remember how everyone used to make fun of people not doing STEM degrees?
This is honestly just karma.
STEM faggots have to work 70 hour weeks and are constantly stressed out trying to find technical solutions to complex problems, just to make like $10k more than some HR roastie who cruised through college with a liberal arts degree and now watches tik tok in her office and forwards a few emails a day.
Most of the time the STEM faggots don't even get an office, they have to work in a cubicle farm like animals because it's more "collaborative." Lol.

[Anonymous No.56388857]

whats hilarious to me is that none of these tech companies are actually profitable
a horde of codemonkeys are going to be out of work and im loving it

[Anonymous No.56389031]

Oh nooo, megalomaniac nerdy faggots with a God complex who created the tools for ruthless billionaires to replace them (like the faggot megalomaniacs they are) are getting replaced. I'm sobbing for them. Hope Marlin adopts some piece of shit AI to come out with Oyster sooner, their programmers are unironically "i work 30 mins a week from home as a dev" tier. Fuck them and fuck programmers in general.

[Anonymous No.56389040]

>>56389031
forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.56389042]

>>56388268
c-codebros... our response...?

[Anonymous No.56389057]

>>56388625
Is it still worth it to learn how to code if the brutal reality is that some HR roastie gets to boss me around while practically contributing nothing to the company while I'm forced to do all the grunt work for the company, have to meet deadlines and live a really stressed life 24/7? Why not just learn plumbing and say fuck it instead?

[Anonymous No.56389065]

>>56389031
kek don't tell me you bought something that's going through such a painfully slow development cycle

[Anonymous No.56389068]

>>56389031
>>56389040
>t. never learned to code jealous nigger

[Anonymous No.56389079]

>>56389057
I'd say go for it if that's your true passion and want to become completely independent. Developing your own app that could earn you some money will always be some of the most lucrative ways to make money through the internet.

[Anonymous No.56389083]

>>56389057

freelancing is always an option. just sayin'

[Anonymous No.56390377]

>>56388394
>technical support agents
feel like basic computer literacy would replace me, then I realize how insane that statement is and get real comfortable again. they keep hiring women that don't know how to use outlook. H_R guy was freaking out sending me emails. "Do you have unconsented access to my pc?!?!" Uh yes, I am cis admin I have access to everything. If I wanted to I could look at any data in the entire company and upload it to dem_bois_chan. I could also drive a fucking car through your house. The possibilities of what I can do are staggering.

[Anonymous No.56390382]

Good. I am a software dev and i hate what happened over the past 5 years in particular.

Everyone who isn’t a software dev expects you to make $300,000 a year and be a certain way.
Big tech roles have become some default expectation on what people expect software engineers to be.

It has been annoying as fuck. If it reverts to how it was before where it is just a decently paid white collar job like many others , but nothing particularly special then i’ll be glad.

[Anonymous No.56390412]

>>56388625
It is not just tech industry. That is ANY large company. 50% of workers just do minimum to get salary, 10% do the same while cock sucking and taking credit for others to get management positions, and 20-40% of the workers do work hard and get everything done often beyond their base expectations for a salary.

Companies naturally organise that way and it cannot be stopped. Some over worked type A scared to lose their job will always exist and do more than they need due to that. They are the work horses.

This is why i chose to work for myself as freelance. I actually get out what i put in.

[Anonymous No.56390527]

>>56388279
The women consultants responsible for building relationships with clients

[Anonymous No.56390559]

>>56388279
HR trannies

[Anonymous No.56390572]

>>56388801
>karma is not being rewarded for your hard work and dedication in your work, while parasites getting to fed on your blood while doing nothing else
Lol the fuck this “karma” is?

[Anonymous No.56390813]

>>56388279
White women with social sciences degrees that isnt economics or finance.

[Anonymous No.56390837]

>>56388394

[Anonymous No.56390843]

>>56388268
>tfw working for government as cyber security expert and hacker

[Anonymous No.56390896]

>>56388279
the brown hordes that do the menial tasks necessary to maintain our emerging AI overlords

[Anonymous No.56390962]

>>56388268
>waste multiple years of your life getting a worthless degree
>once you finally get your degree no one wants to hire codeniggers no more
>get upset and depressed over wasting your life
>bitch slut who turned you down in college who got a "worthless" journalism degree makes an article about you seething
>gets millions of clicks and money as a result
>you decide to finally end the suffering
>no one cares
So goes the life of the zoomer "programmer". Many such cases. SAD!

[Anonymous No.56391065]

>>56388268
most of the cs majors I know have this doughy appearance and have zero physical coordination or abilities. they cannot do any physical labor, if they can’t work a desk job they are F U C K E D

[Anonymous No.56391074]

>>56389057
I'd say it's worth learning because it gives you options, either working for a company or starting your own.
idk why you have that impression of HR, I literally never interact with them unless I'm doing interviews or getting a promotion, they certainly don't boss me around. This is white collar work, not a factory line.
It's pretty comfy, I work at a mid-tier tech company although the pay isn't great, for my area it pays below average household but above median household income as a "senior" developer, so I'd be well above typical salaries if I had a gf that worked but nowhere near FANG levels. Nobody watches over you to make sure you're on task, nobody cares just as long as you get things done and aren't completely goofing off the whole time. I see interns that watch tiktok on their phones for half the day in cubicles next to their manager. I close my laptop at 5pm and don't even check my work emails until 9am the next day. Deadlines aren't even a big deal, work is broken down into 2-3 week sprints and that work can be split up across multiple sprints if you think it will take more time, hard deadlines are usually set months in advance so testers have time to test it too.

Guess plumbing can pay pretty well too, can transition that into your own business and have as much growth as you put into it, starting out will probably suck though. Being on someone's schedule and having to get to each location and getting paid by the hour or job is its own kind of suck, I couldn't imagine going back to that kind of work after I've had the freedom to leave or come in late or take off in the middle of the day for something like an eye/dentist appointment. At any of my previous jobs I'd have to take time off or get a warning if I just left for an hour or have to go through a whole process, while right now it's just do whatever and get your work done.

[Anonymous No.56391084]

>>56388279
Trannies and browns

[Anonymous No.56391410]

>>56390896
that gif is the best thing on /biz/ right now