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56387517 No.56387517 [Reply] [Original]

GEET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.56387543

>we had our foundation funds in a chrome extension
>totally not cashed out ourselves

>> No.56387548

>>56387517
I am convinced most crypto exploits are just inside jobs.

>> No.56387560
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>btw guys how's Metamask? Defi?
>oh it's great.
>Queue shit like this once a week.
Don't own the keys, don't own the coins, lmao
Don't own the coins,...
...
Well, you don't own the coins, sucker! Someone else does now!

>> No.56387824

FUCK FUCK FUCK
hashchads were right weren’t they

>> No.56387847

>>56387517

Should have bought Bitcoin instead of this worthless shitcoin scam.

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>>56387824
Thanks for playing

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>>56387517

Andre Rug Pull

>> No.56388998
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>>56387517
All fields
Death to all vaporware

>> No.56389141

Haven't I suffered enough?

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>>56387517
literal who shitcoin?

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>>56387517
>>56387987
>FTM
>HBAR
I wanna puke

>> No.56389517

>>56387548
Absolutely. The number of projects that suddenly suffer a critical exploit when they're already in a death spiral is so comically enormous as a percentage of total exploits that it's a wonder people still trust anyone in crypto

>> No.56389699

>>56389141
I bought at like .30 and held all the way up to $5 and then back down to whatever it is now I don't even care because I'm rarted.

>> No.56389719

And people keep asking me why I always panic sell my alts, and I have this uncanny ability to escape said alts before "they get hacked".

It's quite simple to predict really - when an alt is imploding horribly against bitcoin in the middle of a bear market, it's a sign of an impending exit rug. I managed to escape Harmony One before that got "hacked". Albeit I invested $20k and pulled out $15k ($5k loss which still hurts), but that $20k could've turned into less than $1k if I fell for the HODL meme.

tldr; NEVER MARRY YOUR BAGS, UNLESS IT'S BTC

>> No.56390384

>>56387548
>it was a chrome zero-day goy, i swear

>> No.56390701

Setting aides that foundation funds should be a multisig with multiple people having hardware signers. I don't even get how a "chrome zero day" can get your wallet unless they were actively signing transactions or had compromised plugs in installed and entered their wallet password or something? Sounds like some body got phished or it was an inside job.

>> No.56390713

It'll go back up.

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>>56389508
Say it with me, Turk roach: Double-spend

>> No.56390917

they have funds for the next 70 years

>> No.56391001

Interesting. All bags in on this now.

>> No.56391294

>>56391001
Damn this was probably the best decision I've made in my life so far

>> No.56392085

They now say on their Twitter that the wallet which was previously a Foundation wallet had been gifted to an Employee (whitout anyone else knowing obviously)... How does this even make sense?
Gifting Foundation Wallets? Then multiple ppl have the keys?
Blaming it on Chrome?
Ahh Andre... He is a slick Genius.

>> No.56392091

Using Browser Hot Wallets for Foundation funds?
Professionalism at its best

>> No.56392243

>>56387987
imagine being smug about a same-tier scam that will end the same way

all centralized shitcoins will end this way
that includes ETH

>> No.56392959

>>56389699
It never went to $5

>> No.56393209

>>56391294
kek

>> No.56393330

>>56393209
Profiting in the long run from a bunch of pussies caving, don't mind me

>> No.56393351

Only downside to $FTM is all this unwanted exposure to trannies that end up looking like mockup femboys but oh well

>> No.56393997

>>56387517
This made /biz/ a ton of money.
Time for a trip back up.

>> No.56394035

>>56393997
If the Binance chink goes down we go up, right?

>> No.56394056

>>56387548
A lot of them are all conveniently tied to Andre Cronje

>> No.56394131

>get out
Wait there's people still holding this shit coin?

>> No.56395509

>>56394131
Kinda married to it at this point. Til death do us part.

>> No.56395876

>>56395509
I remember how triggered anons would get when I said this thing was going back to 10 cents.

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>>56395876
Pls no, that's the price I bought. Lmao

>> No.56397277

>>56390917
not anymore

>> No.56397304

>>56387517
Why did you draw a bit a red squiggle over
"Spreek" and "@spreekaway"? What is its function?

>> No.56397316

>>56396523
Sorry bro. This one just isn’t coming back

>> No.56397361

what happened with solidly?