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>> No.56385005

>he baked

>> No.56385007
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buy LUNR

>> No.56385008
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thinking 'bout them bonds

>> No.56385012

we short squeeze into a +1% eod, thanks for playing

>> No.56385013

I'm happy for that anon, it's about time they had a good day.

>> No.56385014
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*rushes up and starts hammering your short*

>> No.56385016
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>> No.56385017
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Blessed to have another red day for my biweekly Roth IRA contributions. Brick by brick

>> No.56385022

Did we get too cocky bobros?

>> No.56385026

Everyone laugh at NVDA baggies

>> No.56385031
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>> No.56385033

Fed + PPT intervened on the bonds again :^)
>we got your back, market
gave green light to rally

>> No.56385036

Anons, suppose i make it and amass 100.000 k to 250.000 k invested on dividends for a steady stream or year -round income. What can i expect from the IRS?

>> No.56385038

Within 5 years time, I'll be laughing at you from my 10x profit. That's before leverage.

>> No.56385039

Should I slurp the NVDA dip bros?

>> No.56385042


I'M ALSO UP 14950% YTD

>> No.56385044

You can expect to pay them 20-70k or get audited.

>> No.56385046

show position

>> No.56385048
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No it's over, NVDA is dead and no one will need semiconductors or computer chips ever again. AI can only respond back with poopoo and peepee and IM FINANCIALLY RUINED!!!

>> No.56385055

in the US, you'd just pay a straight 15% of qualified dividends received. if you haven't held them for a year, then the dividend is taxed at the regular income tax level.

>> No.56385057
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>> No.56385058

Every dip is worth slurping.

>> No.56385062

I thought about it but it's still up 278% over the year, so I abstained.

>> No.56385065

TTOO is going to $50. Buy in now or lose out forever.

>> No.56385070

Mumu is dead!

>> No.56385072

>buy my bags

>> No.56385073
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That's a good one

>> No.56385086

The ceilling is much lower in my country its almost castrating.

Say, how much money can you deposit on your bank account before trigering a warning signal? And how much money can you have deposited before they also signal you as an high assets individual?

>> No.56385088
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At least my Funko pop dolls will retain value...

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>> No.56385092
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Idk he's showing some signs of life

>> No.56385094

I'm not joking
as long as they keep intervening, keep suppressing yields, we will rally
market sees this and goes "okay Fed has our back"
tomorrow 1:00pm = 20yr auction - they won't be able to suppress the yields, and keep saying "The Emperor is wearing clothes! I promise he's wearing clothes!"
but today, we may unironically close +0.5%+ as a result of their probably good 5th or 6th intervention in the bond market in the last 2 weeks

>> No.56385111
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I've just reached a newer higher ATH (+464%)

>> No.56385115
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correct. buy them.

>> No.56385120

I hate the fed so much.

>> No.56385126

how? You can keep it short.

>> No.56385128

i've changed bank accounts and moved 100s of thousands around without any issue or question. the only thing banks will ask you about is if you want to take out a lot of cash at a time ~$10k+

>> No.56385129
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Nice troll post. It's over, the era of stocks is finished. The era of bonds is now. 10 years from now everyone will have forgotten what stocks even were. It will be remembered similarly to other forgotten words like masculinity.

>> No.56385131

What's the deal with ACMR? No news and it pumps 6% on a red day.

Can chinks PnD a 1b company?

>> No.56385132
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You lying sack of sh- ...oh, uh nevermind, trips of truth say you really did, nice job fren!

>> No.56385135

Market is healing

>> No.56385136

and when i refer to cash, i mean the physical paper stuff.

>> No.56385144


>> No.56385150
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>sold my soxs at the top for 1500 profit
>parlayed that straight into 30 brand new shares of csco
>just checked and fnko is green today again

>> No.56385152

They pumped a shell company into the top 5 US stocks for about a week and you're asking if they can pump a measly billy mcap

>> No.56385153
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Where is that SOXS nigger?

>> No.56385156
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keep away from me. lunr is going to 0 btw

>> No.56385155

I'm only buying below 200. It's insanely overpriced right now.

>> No.56385157


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correct, thanks!

>> No.56385165

Why? It's performing well

>> No.56385169


>> No.56385172
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Welp, shows over, the morning hour of excitement is coming to an end just like that. Crab around here the rest of the day.

Trade accordingly

>> No.56385181

Then buy it ffs

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>> No.56385192

I did but it's just slightly over where I bought it lol

>> No.56385197

Bros I lied to my girlfriend for years and said I only had about $15k saved. She saw my account and how much I made on LINK (about 12x that) and now shes mad. What do

>> No.56385203

Where im at we still have 2008 rules.

>Not allowed to take out more than 400 from the bank per day/ on two account movements (as the maximum value you can take out at one time is 200)
Unless i close down my bank account, at that point they have to give me everything
>Cant walk around with 10.000 k
>If i make deposits of 5000 i will be signalled by the IRS, but they are track for deposits of around 1500.
>Cant receive payments in another currency over the 3000 euro equivalent without declaring those
And i have no idea of other factors

>> No.56385204

Then sell it ffs

>> No.56385209

>wat do
Realize that it's wrong to lie about crypto gains unless you were one of the individuals who bought bitcoin below $100

>> No.56385211
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Nice, now just don't get all cocky and over confident and blow it on a few bad trades after such a good run like I've done to myself several times

>> No.56385212

Tell her its "our" money. You did it because you love her then dump her after some more sex

>> No.56385213
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A 7 sigma personal credit event

>> No.56385214

Why? It's going to go up in value

>> No.56385217

With a PE of 100+ you're betting it stays the only player in the AI hardware market forever and that it grows 2x the size of Apple. Obviously the market sees this and the only people buying right now are FOMO retail investors.

>> No.56385219
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I sold at 11.46.
What sort of retard streetshitter longs a leveraged etf kek

>> No.56385220

Few understand this

>> No.56385225

Holy shit! What's the next stage? An 8 Ligma?

>> No.56385227

I can tell just by the quality of the ai generated images that are spammed in these threads, and I can only imagine those were the "good" ones.

>> No.56385229

Typical short term thinking nigger

>> No.56385233

And gaming GPUs will always be niche and this market won't grow enough to justify this valuation. It's just insanity.

>> No.56385234

Then why are you posting here?

>> No.56385235
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Buy her a necklace of precious stones and fuck her while she's wearing it, she'll be happy you're rich + got jewelry + got fucked good

>> No.56385236

A Greek letter that means a number just flew over my house even though I don't really know what it means!

>> No.56385239

Best I can do is one smegma, sorry

>> No.56385240
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No sir, these are the good ones. Please do not redeem.

>> No.56385242

tell her she should be happy you have money. apologize for lying but say finances are very personal to you.

>> No.56385243

Russell bros....we heal. The small caps shall inherit the market.

>> No.56385245

a failure to forecast the correct path dependency

>> No.56385246

No sex until she calms down

>> No.56385247

Nah don't worry, I have a modest conservative portfolio of $60,000 in cattle spreads

>> No.56385251


>> No.56385252

lmao ai is funny

>> No.56385253

I wanted to hear his reasoning why it can't just simply go up in value. It's not like there is a large float to short it

>> No.56385261

Tell her that none of it is actually real and that the actual value is made up

>> No.56385262

the NVDA dip is being shlurped

>> No.56385263
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Is it Bigma Sigma time?

>> No.56385265
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Please sirs explain to me why NVDA won't double next year

>> No.56385269

I guess you're right, what was that company ticker?

>> No.56385271

That's what every faggot who bought the top says

>> No.56385278

allah akbar uvxy to 130

>> No.56385280
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Is that like when one of your friends from high school school starts hanging with the wrong people and ends up hooked on heroin, homeless, and in jail or something?

>> No.56385281
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You are a troll. This isn't the top.

>> No.56385282

Head risk

>> No.56385293
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So wait - retail bears are under the impression that Nvidia just sells GPUs that are primarily used for consumer video games and crypto mining? Really?? Is that why they short the shit out of it on the dumbest headlines? Man if I was Cramer tier and had a few million dollars to swing around I would manipulate these retards too, goddamn

>> No.56385294
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What could cause this if there are no news?

>> No.56385297

Somehow he is still doing better than you

>> No.56385306

gpus are AI hardware so thats a bvll thesis long term

>> No.56385308

Try not FOMOing next time stupid faggot. Still, just hold it and you'll likely win long term, just don't buy more at this ridiculous price.

>> No.56385310

Your only explanation for why it would go higher is that you want it to lol, you are a child, and you have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.56385314
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I slurped this dip hard

>> No.56385318

all my positions are looking ok today.

>> No.56385320

Yes anon, everyone's dumb and you're smart, only gigabrains knows nvidia makes AI hardware, keep buying the top.

>> No.56385322

You must have missed the news

>> No.56385323

Does anyone have any info on PBR? I thought of buying, but it looks like it’s been soaring all year

>> No.56385325


>> No.56385329

Kek, no you didn't, you got butt blasted by some geriatric retard named Biden because you invested in vaporware bullshit at ATH after it already pumped several hundred percent. How are your GME shares holding up?

>> No.56385330

Good goy. Don't forget to sell the bottom, I'll be buying. Thanks :)

>> No.56385332

Anon please. It's 1b stock so it could just be random right?

>> No.56385334

Buy a us oil major. Buying South American commodities is insane

>> No.56385343

>if you haven't held them for a year
You only need to have held them for 60 days prior to the ex-date.

>> No.56385346

I am financially bored
I don't know what's worse the constant stress of being in 100% stocks or the constant boredom of being 100% cash I have no idea what to do in this schizo market. I wish I had big enough balls to swing trade.

>> No.56385354
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I mean seriously, what are you guys going to say when all the semi companies beat earnings AGAIN and pump? The long term outlook for semis, at least in our lifetime, is overwhelmingly positive. Your "overvalued" complaints evaporate every time these companies prove that they can keep generating more and more money. Even conservative estimates for sales in the sector are in the hundreds of billions of dollars.

>> No.56385362

Nothing is ever truly random

>> No.56385363
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If he is on heroin, homeless, and in jail, how is he doing better than me? I guess he doesn't have to worry about bills and stonks or a job or the burden of making decisions a normal person has to deal with.

Must be nice I guess

>> No.56385372

Ive been watching the crab for weeks now thinking I could make ton of money on the swings. Its risky and I know the moment I dump money in the crab will end though.

>> No.56385373

So you're saying semiconductors are crack.. in all but name?

>> No.56385375

If i were to buy oil, id buy BP or Shell. Doesnt seem sane to invest in US oil companies as they did like shit at 90+ USD per barrel. Instead of drilling for more oil as reserves go down they just buy from Venezuela
Unless i did it for dividends

>> No.56385379
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0DTE spy calls?

>> No.56385386

You forgot micro penis and unlike you he has friends still and has gotten laid and probably still has a gf that can "fix" him

>> No.56385387
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Just go for it. You want to do a slightly bullish crab or a bearish crab?

>> No.56385390

I agree, but in my opinion there's no point in buying nvidia right now, it's on the verge of a price correction, but you do you.

>> No.56385403

Either. Even just playing soxl/soxs is enough to get some gains you just have to use mass capital.

>> No.56385409

I am in a mix of divvy funds and cash. Sucks ass. I'll probably start swinging again but I always lose money due to low iq.

>> No.56385410


im making market survey of smiggers. are you more long or short ?

>> No.56385411

What about Tesla? They say its over-valued. Elon Musk seems to be growing more retarded by the day, and their earnings are due to tomorrow.

>> No.56385415

You started drinking awful early, what a poor depressed broke faggot

>> No.56385416

Probably, it's already up like 12% but I can't find any reason why

>> No.56385423


>> No.56385431

because its Chinese

>> No.56385435
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Kek I see my posts hit a little too close to home but you can project all you want on to others to help you feel better and if that doesn't work at least there is therapy.

>> No.56385436

I don't see Baba pumping

>> No.56385442

I also can't tell what on earth you're talking about when you're suggesting homeless heroin addicts are living the good life.

>> No.56385443

I'm really worried about you.
They're going to go the way of hardware soundcard voices if they stay expensive. It's mostly software gatekeeping and not actually any interesting hardware that makes them so attractive.

>> No.56385444

Thanks. God bless you

>> No.56385445

baba isn't semiconductor

>> No.56385449
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I just know the little slut Leslie Picker took many facials in her life.

>> No.56385450

I didn't say that just better than yours.

>> No.56385452

Looks option related. Someone bought 2300 OTM calls for next month, roughly matching calls previously sold this month that are currently in the money.
Could be a short position getting squeezed. I don't know.

>> No.56385455

Rising rates are never good for auto makers because people usually buy cars with credit. Tesla is famously overpriced compared to other auto companies (maybe because retail investors love the Elon myth) and I'm not so sure it's warranted, specially now that the competition makes electrics that are just as good if not better.

>> No.56385460

And your quantification for this statement would be?

>> No.56385461

Your posts are self evident

>> No.56385466

Woah there lad, I see you were mumu posting yesterday. Wanna talk about it?

>> No.56385467

But I never really studied the company. Iirc they're diversifying with other products but I don't care enough to look it up.

>> No.56385469

cool. I will assume nvidia's dump today has damaged your logical facilities. Please get better soon, and it is good that you posted it here where the next thread will wipe it all away.

>> No.56385474

Did anyone see the article on HN from the guy who made a cheap (he claimed $5k when manufactured at scale although that's doubtful) kit to convert used corollas to electric?

>> No.56385482

Gonna do this thank you

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>> No.56385493

I’ve been holding SQQQ for MONTHS
MONTHS !!!!!

>> No.56385498

you sound like my gambling addicted grandpa.

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>> No.56385503

mumus are leading

also we have one faggot posting!!

>> No.56385504

why would we? there's no news.

>> No.56385508

Nothing ever happens

>> No.56385514

market only goes up

>> No.56385515

american economy doesn't need news to pump

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>> No.56385519

Gaming GPUs has been a minority share of nvidias sales for ages. They sell huge amounts of chips for data center use.

>> No.56385524
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NVDA bros... how the fuck do we recover?

>> No.56385529

how often do data centers need to replace their stuff? I haven't replaced anything on my PC for five or six years now and that's after spilling water on it.

>> No.56385530

I got a love hate relationship with heroin. on one hand it took two of my close friends from high-school, but on the other hand i was seeing this chick between the time i first met gookfu and when we started dating, and we're about to have sex and i see she's got needle marks on her arms. so i did the right thing and turned her over to her parents. they sent her to rehab in commiefornia, but if she wasn't using heroin i probably never start dating gookfu... i guess heroin girl ended up back on drugs again because a mutual friend of ours says she's now a missing person. nobody has heard from her in months like she disappeared into a tent city 6 months ago or something.

>> No.56385532

that's retarded,you can't ban countries from buying shit in 2023. Look at north korea&russia,they will just use proxies

>> No.56385539

Who cares. They're literally made in China already.

>> No.56385542

ca is the wrong place to be for rehab lol, they basically pass it out on the streets here.

>> No.56385543

>Bank of America's unrealized losses on securities rose to $131.6 bln http://reut.rs/3FjglKn

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>> No.56385550

It sucks your gookfu is a heroin addict. I guess the stroke and menopause makes sense now

>> No.56385555

So yellens just going to buy the bags then?

>> No.56385557


>> No.56385561

So it killed to of your friends and probably someone your about to date.
Where's the love part come from?

>> No.56385562

They can be experts at hiding it for awhile before their life spirals away, how you know she really stopped?

>> No.56385566

gookfu doesn't even smoke marijuana, just tobacco, and she didn't have a stroke it was some other neurological thing.

>> No.56385569

I love when /smg/ is wrong and freaks out. Turns out you aren’t all smarty pants

>> No.56385571


mumus leading 5 to 1.

also there is now two homos!! terrible news for smg

>> No.56385573

Chances are the same people doing the ban will lend money to the proxies.

>> No.56385574

His gookfu does heroin

>> No.56385581

she was going to narcotics anonymous and trying to get her shit together. she actually called me up one day out of the blue i dunno 5 years ago or something to thank me for turning her over to her parents like that.

>> No.56385585

I'm the only cash guy?

>> No.56385586

Baggie you lie a lot, that's a sign of low self esteem

>> No.56385589

I know some H addicts that would also do Xanax to help with sleeping and withdrawals, but when they run out of that cold turkey, they can have seizures or even die

>> No.56385590
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>Turns out you aren’t all smarty pants
Clearly, I am the smartest here.

>> No.56385595

nah the fed will if needed, TARP 2.0

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>> No.56385600

/smg/ is always wrong.

>> No.56385602

Wow lots of fags posting here

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>> No.56385618

Baggie, you live a very interesting life. I appreciate your monologues in here even if I don't believe most of them.

>> No.56385626

>Tesla is famously overpriced compared to other auto companies
You can't be serious with this shit - you do know that Tesla is the only all-electric car maker right?? And that they don't receive the same subsidies and privileges that legacy carmakers do, right?? I can only assume this kind of post is disingenuous shilling

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This anon is almost correct.
This anon corrected the error.
TLDR: you will be taxed at the capital gains rate (which will vary by your overall income) if you hold the share 60 days prior to the ex-date

>> No.56385629

So is the fed just buying tons of bonds again

>> No.56385637

It's really not, just go to any aa meeting and listen to the baggots there

>> No.56385639
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I told you to short NVDA.

Now I'm telling you to buy QQQ puts.

Nasdaq is coming down. NVDA is the canary in the coal mine.

I also told Glowie that bond yields and oil would go up. He did not listen.

Will (You)?

>> No.56385645

>not buying negative days to expiration options
you clearly don't want to make it

>> No.56385649
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I think 10 am was the bottom

>> No.56385651
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Why do they have to make shit so complicated and confusing? There are over 80,000 pages in the Internal Revenue Code. No single known person on Earth has been known to have ever read them all.

>> No.56385655

Oil princesses awfully quiet...

>> No.56385656

yeah they keep increasing.. long aids medicine

>> No.56385666
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>So is the fed just buying tons of bonds again
yeah pretty much
the green line = Fed liquidity injection
purple line = foreign central banks liquidity injection
as much as the Fed is posturing publicly
>blah blah blah QT this
>blah blah blah tightening that
>blah blah blah higher for longer
behind the scenes, they are doing pic related
they are expanding liquidity, propping up bond markets (and as a result, propping up stock markets)
you know that shit is breaking behind the scenes when they have to turn up liquidity like this

>> No.56385668

To keep peons in line. The rich hire tax professionals (often those that wrote the code to begin with) to exercise loopholes.

>> No.56385672

quietly holding my majors and doing swell. Oil and gold will outperform.

>> No.56385673

Even the experts don't agree on interpreting pretty basic stuff like how put options work with the wash sale rule.
This is why I keep my taxable account small, only lose money in it, and don't report and keep all my actual money in IRAs.

>> No.56385676
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I think the drunk one passed out

>> No.56385685

demonic trips of truth
unironically one of the most important posts you will read in /smg/ today, and really the best youtube channel that everyone in /smg/ should be subscribed to for market analysis - least biased market youtuber out there imo.
The Fed (and PPT) has been backing the market, bailing us out of the shit storm - this is why we are rallying

>> No.56385686

More gays than gaybears wow.

>> No.56385688

I'm not as drunk as you are gay as the survey results show.

>> No.56385692


>> No.56385694

I guess I was wrong

>> No.56385696

so soft landing?

>> No.56385703

did she get the vaxx ? one friends gf had serious adverse effects after one jabb

>> No.56385706
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>soft landing?

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Heroin girl was the blonde one in front.

>> No.56385710
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Yeah not the 1st or the last time you will be wrong. Stay gay bro

>> No.56385715
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So what I'm hearing is that I should short the 20Y and 30Y.

>> No.56385717

We've got a few months to go man.

>> No.56385720

No - hard landing - just prolongs it, makes it ultimately worse
It's the equivalent of
>grandma has stage 4 pancreatic cancer
>she is 100% going to die
>wait, but won't that cause grandma to suffer a lot more?

>> No.56385721
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>> No.56385728

Most likely underage. Have fun getting v8nned baggie

>> No.56385729

Ive been told Im too picky. But i wouldnt fuck either of the blonde ones

>> No.56385730
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wtf? since when was baggie is a player

>> No.56385734

Yeah but we've been doing that since the 70s and she's been hanging on. You might be an old man by the time she actually dies.

>> No.56385736
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Nasdaq will die. It will not recover from today's NVDA beheemening. Remember this techsissies, the day of the rope is nearing.

>> No.56385737

Bro they are clearly underage and Baggie gave minors heroin.

>> No.56385738

They were all over 22 at the time. Se you guys Friday

>> No.56385739

Prostitutes are not expensive, but they are also not worth what they ask for.

>> No.56385741

AI has gone too far

>> No.56385743

nice tits and cute. sad her life was ruined by drugs.

>> No.56385745

I still like masturbating to their ads because the idea of buying a person so you can fuck them really turns me on.

>> No.56385748

HKD maybe?

>> No.56385755

7 to 2 for bulls. few cash and hedgers.

>> No.56385758
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I used to day drink all the time, I had to stop though that shit almost killed me, but my ex wife gave me some Klonopin to get through the DTs or I probably would be dead.

I was a high functioning alcoholic, but I wouldnt recommend just abruptly stopping like I did, it's very bad for your heart. Anyways have you made any trades today?

>> No.56385762

Dude /smg/ is filled with fags.

>> No.56385763

Make it 8 to 2, the plunge protection team will prevent any crash. There is literally no way to lose in this market

>> No.56385766

kek this is why i love baggie
every now and then he just wrecks the faggots here

>> No.56385770

Jannies really don't like boobies for some reason. See ya big pimpin

>> No.56385776
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I'm not drinking and I didn't trade today. Just holding. Just because someone busts your balls for being a fag doesn't mean they are an alcoholic. Go back to your Facebook group 'queer witch collective' or whatever

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>> No.56385781
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>OXY approaches $66
>oil shits itself

>> No.56385783

Yellen just announced a debt jubilee.

>> No.56385787
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>> No.56385789

You'll be saved when Warren Buffett funds a PMC strike against Hezbollah.

>> No.56385796
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So what exactly is the bobo thesis now? Higher yields are apparently priced in faster than you can say "baggie is a fag". Holy crap, the market literally doesn't give a single crap.
I remember one anon telling me that we would dump immensely yesterday and today as yields would go back up... g1 m8

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i missed my chance to roll my calls for cheap...

>> No.56385798

Thanks! What the fuck happened comes to my mind when I look at the chart

>> No.56385799

Yellen lurks here and is really tired of the screeching puts buying schizo

>> No.56385800
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No, you just randomly respond to people who aren't even talking to you like an emotional drunk homo would do and claim without evidence they are doing worse than a homeless drug addict in jail

>> No.56385803

>Higher yields are apparently priced in
this isn't what happened. Fed + PPT turned liquidity back on, told the market "hey, we have your back - don't worry"
this is what got priced in - that the Fed will intervene behind the scenes, despite publicly saying they aren't/won't

>> No.56385806

>he hasn't seen the daily NVDA chart
kek, my QQQ puts are going to print so much money

>> No.56385807

>That warm feeling when you're unemployed and you see your account going up.
This is worse than factorio. I'm going to get addicted and lose all my money.

>> No.56385819

If it's not true then why care so much? Omg you are acting like a drunk, no wonder why the heroin addict in jail has shit so much better together than you

>> No.56385820
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Houston, we have liftoff!

>> No.56385821

Kek imagine not slurping this morning on a totally baseless dip. SPY 500 EOY

>> No.56385824

Never bet against America

>> No.56385825

Bobo is still winning

>> No.56385832

Keep buying the bull traps

>> No.56385837
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JingDong brothers it's fucking over isn't it? He's arrested again isn't he?

>> No.56385839

The bobo thesis is unironically schizo tier, GME baggie shit at this point. So desperate for the global economy to unironically collapse that they twist every headline into a reason to buy more puts, even though a cursory glance around the real world shows that inflation is truly nowhere near where bears want it to be, the US government is printing money and writing new rules just as much as ever, and the average person is actually pretty well off [in the US]. It's the same "the BIG ONE is right around the corner!!!!" shit that they've been saying for years

>> No.56385843
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I love this little doggo like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.56385846

>and the average person is actually pretty well off [in the US].
But consumption is driven by the mid 30-5% who are not doing well right now.

>> No.56385848
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Yea I'm posting from jail right now you got me, I smuggled a phone and heroin in my anus, it's all true, but I don't want to get out because I get three free meals a day here and shelter too

>> No.56385854
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Don't sleep on BDRY.

>> No.56385860

It's really simple. Consumer savings are nonexistent and they cannot afford to take on much more credit to finance their drunken spending because of high interest rates. It's as simple as that. Once consumer spending starts teetering revenues will go down and stocks will deflate. There's also QT draining away all of that funny munny.

>> No.56385866

Why can’t things just go down and stay down?

>> No.56385871
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You are probably just shit posting from India

>> No.56385888
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Oil brothers how are we feeling?

>> No.56385891

Yeah except you guys have actually been saying the exact same thing for over a year, maybe even two years now. It's just not true, you need to adjust your thesis.

>> No.56385892

Mid 19th century to mid 20th century was peak Anglo Saxon. Everything about it was awesome.

>> No.56385895

nvidia is the worldcom of our era.

>> No.56385898

I haven't, I'm saying things are going to start falling apart march +- 3 months. I keep telling they bears here we've got months to go.

>> No.56385899

6 more doom shit posts by this ID. We will be greener for longer until people who say kek capitulate.

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>> No.56385901

I have been saying it for a month. And I've been proven right by the market movements so far.

>> No.56385903
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Max Payne Anon your posts are so obvious

>> No.56385907

Go long tech mate. I dare you. I double dare you.

>> No.56385913

dolebros... me wan' go home :(

>> No.56385926
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Not even a bear but Jerome Powell is a duplicitous faggot who is not to be trusted at his word. Ever. This is why you should be long basically anything

>> No.56385927
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Speaking of, Max Pain today is
QQQ $367
SPY $432

>> No.56385937

Went long on tech last year when you faggots were screeching the same shit, currently up over 100%. Wbu??

>One single month
>30 days
Why can't bears ever actually zoom out more than that?? Are you incapable of longer term reasoning?

>> No.56385943

>I double dog dare you!

>> No.56385944

What what the thesis for buying DOLE again?
Was it that the 10x P/E would jump to 20 randomly?

>> No.56385952
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If I didn't post Wioletta you wouldn't know.

>> No.56385953
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>New model
>Same price as old model
>Still less than 10 exclusive games
What the fuck is SONY doing

>> No.56385955

Go die for Israel

>> No.56385958

>dolls for grown men

>> No.56385968

crack it open and take out the parts, you've got a cheap PC.

>> No.56385971

>A 7 sigma personal credit event

>> No.56385977
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>"Hello paging Jerome Powell"
>"Jerome Powell to operating room seven"

>> No.56385978

You say they are buying bonds. Is there any evidence?

>> No.56385989
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When will we get the 62 year 10 sigma event?

>> No.56385990

they have exclusive games, they're just all in Japanese

>> No.56385995
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Did BOIL anon an hero? Haven't seen him in a while...

>> No.56386005

they dumped the fuck out of them in the morning but they're recovering a bit.

>> No.56386007
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and then watch bond market charts autistically for years, and watch the interventions they've been doing - same exact thing as BOJ intervening when yen hits 150
Fed + PPT has been intervening whenever yields push the danger zone
for example, this is just 2 incidents of a good 6+ times in the last 2 weeks
today same thing, when 30yr was approaching 5%
can't have that! gotta prevent that! (look at the 30yr chart today to see what I mean)

>> No.56386011

I've only been bearish for one month and all of my predictions have been true. Oil, gold, yields, NVDA... Next up is lower highs in for SP500 and Nasdaq and a slide down. Just remember you ignored my warning. Seriously at least consider having stop losses in place or taking some profits before it's too late.

>> No.56386013
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Rolling for it

>> No.56386019

who is even buying the bonds? if it's fed purchasing wouldn't it show up on the balance sheet?

>> No.56386031

Two more weeks

>> No.56386032
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My puts are red!!!!!!!
Aaahhhhhhh fuck You spy!

>> No.56386033
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>if it's fed purchasing wouldn't it show up on the balance sheet?
Anon... I.

>> No.56386037

Fed has a public balance sheet, and a private one
PPT balance sheet is not public

>> No.56386040

Anons. what would be a good company to start generating dividends that pays out both a reasonable amount in dividends and its also on the path to grow?

>> No.56386044

It won't show up on the balance sheet (You) get to see.

>> No.56386045

I mean PROOF not the graphs. I mean something like fed balance sheet where you can see it.

>> No.56386050
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You telling me 15 other people and 5 jidf shills here here ?

>> No.56386051

why would you try to short the sp500?

>> No.56386064

>1/4 of smg are fags
gen z was a mistake

>> No.56386066

>Private entity fleecing the world since it’s 1913 implementation by tptb

Boys it is tiresome as of late

>> No.56386071

JEPQ is my only divvy stocks, monthly pay is descent at least

>> No.56386074

PPT is not really a formal institution though, I thought that was more like private banks doing their bidding. So are bankies setting up a yield cabal together with the treasury and the fed and all buying the treasury dip together or what?

>> No.56386078

Bullish on opening an all male bar. Second row will be rooms that they can rent for 30 minutes, and it wont be pimping because it will be brave and inclusive

>> No.56386081
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Where is the baker?

>> No.56386084

Be wary of litigation if the fags get jewy


>> No.56386086

Bros I just want some Chinese ladyboys. They can't be as bad as their stocks, just as deceptive though.

>> No.56386113
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why the fuck did I hedge on friday? Israel was supposed to invade gaza and iran was supposed to nuke tel aviv

>> No.56386117

I don’t know but he better show up soon

>> No.56386119


>> No.56386120

Posting real scientific studies is racist and sexist 'misinformation', pal. Plus, those fags could have identified as women, so that means they are not gay. They now own the basedince. Case closed!

>> No.56386121
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bull trap about to shut
NVDA Niggers

>> No.56386132


>> No.56386134

Crab Wednesday
Up crab Thursday
Pump Friday

>> No.56386135
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>> No.56386148

the hard proof that you are looking for is not accessible to plebs like us - if it was, there would be riots in the street
not even congress can audit the Fed - why would you be able to, as an anon?

>> No.56386224


>> No.56386694

If you cast your lot in with the gays God will let Satan devour you.
Look at California.