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56379038 No.56379038 [Reply] [Original]

Is your gf good at investing too?

>> No.56379066

>>56379038
Lol I wish I had one
Even if she was retarded finance, which would have been better, cause I could have saved her

>> No.56379067

>buy high, sell low

>> No.56379075

>>56379038
God no, she bot dogie coin because Elon was talking about it and had no idea what is. If I hadn't argued with her for hours convincing her to sell it ASAP she would have held it all the way to wherever it's at now.

>> No.56379087

Buy puts on gf futures market. Thank me later.

>> No.56379094

>>56379087
i'm all in on bussy already

>> No.56379158

my ex-gf is pregnant
what are the financial implications of this
im American if that helps

>> No.56379208

>>56379158
If it's your kid she can have the government force you to give her child support payments.

>> No.56379217

>>56379067
i had this very exact conversation with someone last year who claimed to stop putting money into their 401k because it kept going down

>> No.56379239
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56379239

>>56379217
You want to time the market, not spend time in it.
Be greedy when others are greedy.

>> No.56379367

>>56379038
Imagine my shock that they defect against their future selves and have a high time preference

>> No.56380601
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56380601

she likes strategy/builder games so i got her into blocklords. i'll see if she's based or not whenever the token inevitably comes out.

>> No.56380626

>>56379038
>posts on 4chan
>thinks anyone here legitimately has a gf
lol
lmao

>> No.56380639

>>56379067
That is unironically how most women do because they panic sell extremely quickly

>> No.56380649

>>56380601
Mine loves playing the sims. will she enjoy playing this or not? I also liked the Tropico games and LARPing as a dictator from a banana republic

>> No.56380664

>>56379239
b-but all of my boomer friends say that le time in the market is better than timing the market...

>> No.56380670

>>56379038
I can only be with a woman who wants TND - Total Nigger Death. Otherwise she's not worthy of my time

>> No.56380714

>>56379217
Women can't into finance

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56380726

>>56379038
>uhhh husbant.... we made poor financial decisions.. now we are homeress...

>> No.56380729

>>56380626
>t. projecting incel

>> No.56380736

>>56380601
Tell her to play some of the Civ games while you're at it

>> No.56381865

>>56380736
Cob games are excellent for making heal sluts

>> No.56381928

>>56379038
No but she's an accountant so she's not retarded at least