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56366423 No.56366423 [Reply] [Original]

>neightboor girl laughted at me because i was visibly scared when her un leashed shitbull came to sniff me when the elevator opened

>> No.56366442

>>56366423
Carry a pocket knife. If any dog ever runs at me, I'm stabbing it. I have no idea what that animal is about to do to me.

>> No.56366455

>>56366442
yeah i carry one but im still scared
what if this canine nigger bites me in the balls financially speaking

>> No.56366463

>>56366442
You don't defend yourself against a dog with a pocket knife. Entirely the wrong way to do it.

>> No.56366477

>>56366423
I would be scared too anon. dw about it
>>56366455
yikes! n word use

>> No.56366642

just poison it. those 80 iq dog breeds are vermin

>> No.56366654

>>56366463
>You don't defend yourself against a dog with a pocket knife. Entirely the wrong way to do it.
Uh, how so? If I stab a dog in the neck and kill it, it won't be able to attack me.

>> No.56366658

>>56366463
how do you defend then, i live in europe so i can't edc a gun

>> No.56366668
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56366668

>>56366423
>when the elevator opened

>> No.56366675

>>56366463
Wrong. If a dog ever attacks me I’ll just slash both its eyes in a single move or maybe two max, rendering it blind and I’ll just start circling him and clapping so he gets scared by not knowing where the sounds coming from. Psychological torture

>> No.56366676

>>56366668
yes im all in link since 2017 and never sold how did you guess

>> No.56366677

>>56366668
This. Embarrassing larp thread. Apartments with elevators don't allow pitbulls

>> No.56366685

>>56366676
Same, I just live innawoods with my unvaxxed Mormon gf.

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56366686

>>56366423
>he can't fight off a medium sized dog
go to the gym white man

>> No.56366689

>>56366654
You're not going to kill it by blindly stabbing at the neck, and you're just allowing it to get your arm. Correct solution is to grab both the forelegs then push the forelegs outwards and back away from you breaking the ribcage. This is supposedly fairly easy so long as you can get an angle on the dog.

>> No.56366703

>>56366423
if you're a grown man thats genuinely pathetic

pitbulls only pose a threat to children and women

>> No.56366710

>>56366703
Maybe op holds link

>> No.56366740

>>56366689
sounds like a great way to get your face eaten

>> No.56366753

>>56366740
How flexible do you think a dog's neck is or are you imagining yourself holding the legs straddling your chest?

>> No.56366768

>>56366455
you offer your arm so the other hand has a clear shot at the jugular

>> No.56367113

>>56366423
Send her a video of shitbulls eating people and tell her that her breed is demonic and it’s going to her face off one day

>> No.56367131

>>56366686
A shitbull locks it’s jaws on your arm and tears the flesh off. What the heck are you suppose to do when you have the jaws of a 120 lb dog attached to your arm? Their skulls are thick and very difficult to knock out with a punch. You can gouge it’s eyes out and it won’t give a shit. Literally you need a knife that you can stab it with or somehow choke it.