/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356041]

I bought puts on banks edition.

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>>56352263

[Anonymous No.56356045]

pump my oil bags harder

[Anonymous No.56356048]

Now that oil has bottomed and is heading for $110 per bbl. What does this mean for the bond market?

[Anonymous No.56356061]

The bottom was about one year ago, what's your performance since then? I'm up 109%

[Anonymous No.56356063]

Is Kroger going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56356069]

>>56356048
That doesn't necessarily mean anything for the bond market, but I would think the inflationary pressures would push bond yields higher. Which is why I'm short TLT and long oil & gold, as any man worth his salt should be!

[Anonymous No.56356081]

>>56356041
Where were you when Bidenomics defeated inflation?

[Anonymous No.56356086]

Crazy how SPY keeps opening flat, no point in swing trading overnight for two weeks

[Anonymous No.56356088]

TTOOmodachis..... it's owari da

[Anonymous No.56356089]

>>56356061

[Anonymous No.56356097]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56356100]

AVTX

[Anonymous No.56356112]

It looks like I might make some money today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356117]

>>56356081
I figured out Bidenomics last night, it's just a renamed trickle down economic model where all the money gets released by the federal government, then it trickles down through the markets, and there's subsidies and other useless shit to keep the parts that shouldn't even be there afloat with everybody adding more fees and taking a cut at each level until the product reaches the shelf in front of sheniqua who is given money by the government specifically to buy the product.

[Anonymous No.56356123]

What's some /smg/-certified housing advice?

[Anonymous No.56356127]

>he thinks it's TLT's time to shine

[Anonymous No.56356128]

>>56356123

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356131]

>>56356123
find an 85%+ white neighborhood,

[Anonymous No.56356134]

>>56356123
Con-kreet dome home

[Anonymous No.56356135]

Slurping this juicy SOXS dip

[Anonymous No.56356137]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56356138]

>>56356127
TLT baggies will buy this dip right into the US timezone scheduled bond heeming

[Anonymous No.56356142]

>>56356137
oof

[Anonymous No.56356144]

islam is the only way to defeat liberalism and wageslaving and the pathetic cope you can make it by trading, never forget that

[Anonymous No.56356145]

>>56356137

[Anonymous No.56356147]

>>56356137
Too soon. Kekkonen-sama does not approve.

[Anonymous No.56356148]

What's the deal with futures? They don't seem to predict shit

[Anonymous No.56356154]

Your portfolio should be QQQ.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356155]

>>56356144
lol, fucking jahoodies actually believe this shit

[Anonymous No.56356156]

>>56356041
>Faggie started a new /smg/
sage

[Anonymous No.56356157]

>>56356137
does this mean the market closes today at 3:59? or am i retarded.

[Anonymous No.56356158]

>>56356137

[Anonymous No.56356166]

>>56356131
>>56356123
The trip faggot is right for once, look up the demographics of the town you are buying in. If it is growing and over 80% white then it is a good place to live.

[Anonymous No.56356168]

>>56356137
Close enough. You, federal and financial glowies presence are the only certainties here. Love you bubby

[Anonymous No.56356172]

MARKET BUY SOXS RIGHT NOW RETARDS

[Anonymous No.56356174]

>>56356172
Why?

[Anonymous No.56356180]

>>56356041
>>56356126
>>56356091
>>56356057
I feel like a complete dumbass for falling for the fake link in the last thread to a /gme/ thread instead of /smg/...

Oof maroon...

[Anonymous No.56356184]

>>56356172
im too hungover to do anything

[Anonymous No.56356186]

>>56356137

[Anonymous No.56356189]

>>56356174
It’s oversold stop asking questions

[Anonymous No.56356192]

>MFW I have shit tone of unsettled cash that I cannot buy the JD bottom with.

[Anonymous No.56356197]

>>56356172
Kek, feels great holding SOXL. Seriously dumbass you jumped in at the bottom to short.

[Anonymous No.56356202]

>>56356142
>>56356145
>>56356147
>>56356157
>>56356158
>>56356168
>>56356186

[Anonymous No.56356203]

>>56356137
One account is up 2% and one is down 2%.

[Anonymous No.56356206]

>>56356142
Explain the pic

[Anonymous No.56356207]

>>56356197
IM up 29 cents per share already it’s over for you semi bulls nobody cares about crypto and AI is a fraud. You are going to 0. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.56356211]

Baggot had bearish plays on WFC.

[Anonymous No.56356221]

EH just beat TSLA in having the first autonomous vehicle to market....

[Anonymous No.56356222]

Yield contol nigga
Jews nigga

[Anonymous No.56356224]

>>56356207
Oh wow one day red and you up a few cents. I guess that means it's over now.

[Anonymous No.56356225]

>>56356048
>>56356069

Blow off top in oil. Then I’m buying bonds. Only question is what’s the best way to buy, ETFs?

[Anonymous No.56356232]

>>56356222
None of that matters.

[Anonymous No.56356234]

>>56356155
>has never received his 2000 neetbux in an oil-profit sharing nation (opsn)
>has never received free healthcare from opsn
>has never received free education from opsn
>likes paying income tax for israel

[Anonymous No.56356238]

>>56356206
you'll be spoonfed just this once

[Anonymous No.56356246]

>>56356238

[Anonymous No.56356251]

>>56356246

[Anonymous No.56356254]

>Yields still low
>DXY doing nothing
>Gold/silver/oil mooning
>Stocks already recovered from yesterday's pathetic dump
What the hell even is the bobo thesis anymore? That little dump yesterday was enough to price in another 25 bps hike. Not even worse CPI could get the dollar above 107. Oil is still cheap. Copper is dead. Job market strong and profits are still insane (due to part time jobs overtaking the market).
No seriously, what is the bobo thesis now?

[Anonymous No.56356256]

>>56356251

[Anonymous No.56356258]

>>56356224
You better sell now.

[Anonymous No.56356262]

Is there any relevant economic data coming out today or we're just gonna retardpump?

[Anonymous No.56356268]

>>56356254
AI literally doesn’t exist short se

[Anonymous No.56356270]

exiting all positions at 9:55. see you on the 30th.

[Anonymous No.56356277]

>>56356238
>>56356246
>>56356251
Lmao... This can't be real. Stop posting this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56356278]

>>56356258
I'm longing SOXL you retard and my price entry point is literally starting from 10 dollars. I just put another grand in every month and it grows. You focus on your few cents you can scrape in for a day or so.

[Anonymous No.56356283]

>>56356232
SOXL baggies nigga
Zoomies hoping to get rich on robinhood nigga

[Anonymous No.56356285]

>>56356202
it's ok anon, we all make horrible, regrettable decisions atleast once in our lives.

[Anonymous No.56356288]

>>56356278
Do you just put the money in at the same time every month or do you have some sort of buy signal you're looking for?

[Anonymous No.56356293]

>>56356278
You are going to work for me one day baggie. I’m going to buy your house and rent it to you

[Anonymous No.56356294]

>>56356283
None of that matters retard. The markets will forever just get pumped with the slush funds of people's 401ks, retirement plans, and whatever else dumb money that hedge funds get to trade using algorithms anyway. It's all numbers on a screen faggot. Fuck your fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.56356295]

My portfolio is 100% CROX on leverage.

>if you ain’t crokin you ain’t rockin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356302]

>>56356234
nor have i ever needed a prayer rug

[Anonymous No.56356310]

The fuck was that guy so early for

[Anonymous No.56356315]

>>56356277
test it yourself.

[Anonymous No.56356317]

>>56356202
If it makes you feel better I've tried to time it myself and it's a bastard. I appreciate the attempt and hope you keep banging the open, you and yield curve anime girl chart are some of my favorite posters.

[Anonymous No.56356327]

>>56356288
No I don't buy at the same time every month that is retarded. I look at the trends and figure out potential resistance levels and try and buy at low points instead of high. You can see how volatile SOXL is so it makes zero sense to buy it on the same day every month. There are low days and high. Either way I don't just do this with SOXL, it's better just in general to buy things in increments over time to really get a feel for trends and to be patient with your money. I have made more money using this strategy than just Yoloing trying to do short term swing trades with all my money.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.56356335]

10AM DUMP ALGO GOING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.56356337]

Back from my 3 day vacation

[Anonymous No.56356339]

can we please just get above the 200 day god damn

[Anonymous No.56356348]

>>56356327
I’m going to reverse split you before this is over with. Nobody is buying semiconductors. Intelligent investors would unironically buy bonds before buying another share of SOXL
I’m glad you have unrealized gains but it’s actually over and the sooner you sell the better your life will be.

[Anonymous No.56356349]

>>56356339

[Anonymous No.56356355]

>>56356335

[Anonymous No.56356356]

>>56356315
NO WAY
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A
Y

[Anonymous No.56356361]

>Novo

Why didnt i buy American obesity I’m such a fool

[Anonymous No.56356364]

>>56356348
I'm buying STM. I don't know if they're in SOXL.

[Anonymous No.56356366]

>>56356293
"We will see who cancels who"
>quote by some lobster obsessed psychologist who had his license revoked and failed properly raising his single mom daughter
Not only am I quoting this man as a rebuttal against you but I have taken some life advice from him and things have improved in my life. So up yours.

[Anonymous No.56356367]

bondbaggies we are so back

[Anonymous No.56356369]

[Anonymous No.56356370]

>>56356348
Yep semis going to zero. No one needs computational power.

[Anonymous No.56356374]

>>56356277
>mouth breathing retards that make up the most of our world populations aren't real!

[Anonymous No.56356376]

If you guys want a laugh check out the TTOO subreddit. Lmao baggies coping and sneeding

[Anonymous No.56356386]

>>56356369
peanuts

we gonna retest 4400

[Anonymous No.56356388]

My 401k is 100% SOXS

[Anonymous No.56356393]

>>56356364
>>56356348
2023 was the year that the semiconductor market contracted and the year is almost over and this is where SOXL is at. 2024 is literally projected to see an expansion of the semiconductor market. You are a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.56356398]

>>56356370
Yeah I guess no one or any country will need AI either. It's all just hype and we should go back to simpler times.

[Anonymous No.56356403]

It's fucking tricky to get a read on this

[Anonymous No.56356405]

>>56356398
AI is overhyped. It doesn't do what normal people think it does and it doesn't need special hardware.

[Anonymous No.56356412]

>>56356398
Llm's and neural networks are not "AI". We're a long way away from that in any meaningful capacity.

[Anonymous No.56356417]

>>56356376
Wallstreet bets is nothing but sub IQ degenerate gambling. Everything is literally "muh big squeeze" is coming.

[Anonymous No.56356419]

>>56356405
>>56356412
You're kidding right?

[Anonymous No.56356422]

>>56356403
Whenever I see an audiophile picture, I suddenly feel the urge to listen to Steely Dan

[Anonymous No.56356424]

>>56356277
There's no question about the veracity of the anons claims. I work in a tangentially related field to law enforcement and have similar experience with the criminal/homeless/perpetual fuckup end of society. It's not that they don't want to empathize, it's more a matter of being entirely unable to for the reasons the screencap anon listed. You will receive similar accounts from EMTs and ER nurses.

[Anonymous No.56356431]

another divergence forming on the iwm and the russell, copper still going down. not a good look for the market

[Anonymous No.56356440]

>>56356412
AI is such a stupid word. Everything on a computer is AI until someone manages to implement it then it's some boring programming thing.
LLMs and transformer networks in general are great. They let computers do things they couldn't do before.

[Anonymous No.56356445]

>UwU
Based

[Anonymous No.56356448]

>>56356431
can't wait for the market to get raped silly by Dr. Copper & Mrs. Russell

[Anonymous No.56356456]

I made a post and 4channel ate it. I refuse to type it again.

[Anonymous No.56356457]

>>56356405
No shit it doesn't need special hardware it just needs more computational power and data. That doesn't change the fact AI is just becoming more and more capable and that society isn't already dependent on very basic AI and has been for over a decade now. All we are seeing is different AI's continually becoming more capable and being implemented more and more. You might as well be fucking Krugman saying the internet won't have a greater impact on things than a fax machine. What people are retarded about when it comes to AI is thinking it will become sentient when an AI literally only does what it's programmed to do.

[Anonymous No.56356458]

>>56356285
>>56356317

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356472]

>international kill a jew day
>(((they))) sell their stocks out of fear
you can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.56356473]

Can the europoors go to bed already so we can pump

[Anonymous No.56356475]

>>56356457
>it just needs more computational power
Not really. It needs non-retards writing inference/training code is what it needs. GGML proved that.
>and data.
Yeah but that's not pumping your semiconductor stocks.
>You might as well be fucking Krugman
Hey I didn't say it was irrelevant, just misunderstood. I'm setting up and monetizing my own LLM stuff.

[Anonymous No.56356477]

>>56356393
projected by who and why?
cell phones have reached saturation.
iot was bloatware and spyware
ad revenue is down

who's buying dem chips?

[Anonymous No.56356478]

>push down
>buy back
>push up
>sell off

[Anonymous No.56356479]

>>56356412
That is literally how information is shared you dumb fuck and not how it's being computed. AI deals with actual computing and processing of information... you just listed ways for the transfer of data and communication of information.

[Anonymous No.56356483]

>>56356473
But anon, they have to sell to afford their wine and cigarettes this weekend.

[Anonymous No.56356489]

>>56356477
>herp derp chips are only in your phones!!!

[Anonymous No.56356495]

Another fake and gay pump followed by a sharp dump

[Anonymous No.56356496]

oil really wants to break through that resistance

[Anonymous No.56356505]

>>56356456
That's my daughter you are posting you sick fugg.
Jesus, gold just keeps going up. Also, are people really dumb enough to short NASDAQ? The index that is carried by the magnificent seven... and you choose to short that? Why?

[Anonymous No.56356510]

ALL IN ON SOXS IF YOU WANT TO WAGMI
JPMORGAN OPENS COVERAGE OF OUTPERFORM ON SOXS $250 USD EOTY

[Anonymous No.56356514]

>>56356495
>>56356478
First hour of the day and pretty low volume + a bunch of retail faggots trying to quadruple down on their retarded shorts

[Anonymous No.56356517]

What in the god damn fuck is this horse shit? Every fucking time we move lower it gets bought back up in a snap, then continues lower. What are these retards fucking doing to the market?

[Anonymous No.56356518]

why is there no OOOOO AAAAAAA posting how am I supposed to know if markets are up or down

[Anonymous No.56356520]

>SOXL vs SOXS war is back
/smg/ is healing

[Anonymous No.56356522]

>>56356510
Nah fuck that I ain't gettin bamboozled by Jamie Dimon anymore.

[Anonymous No.56356525]

>>56356518
It's a crab market

[Anonymous No.56356526]

>>56356517
you should be shorting downtrends anon

[Anonymous No.56356528]

0DTE calls?

0DTE puts?

[Anonymous No.56356531]

>>56356510
Didn't they rate First Republic "best in class for midsize banks" in late 2021?

[Anonymous No.56356532]

Microsoft is finally going to get Activision.

[Anonymous No.56356533]

>>56356518
OOOOing and AAAAAing have been entirely replaced by a much more reliable indicator, that being the enraged squawking of soxl sissies.

[Anonymous No.56356536]

>>56356517
Literally just filling gaps, pay attention. Also >>56356525
You didn't fall for the religious war that has been going on for 10 years did you?

[Anonymous No.56356537]

>>56356526
I am shorting down trends, and yet the price whips back up randomly

[Anonymous No.56356539]

>>56356510
first of all fake and gay
secondly JPMorgan should always be ignored
thirdly I have no opinion on SOXS/SOXL

[Anonymous No.56356544]

>>56356532
As long as I get my MSFS the CODbros can have their fun.

[Anonymous No.56356545]

>>56356528
Stop.
>>56356532
BRK.B is already pumping again.

[Anonymous No.56356547]

>>56356475
>Not really. It needs non-retards writing inference/training code is what it needs. GGML proved that.
For AI to be effective it needs a good logic tree and to be fed relevant and constantly updated data.
>Yeah but that's not pumping your semiconductor stocks.
You fucking moron we are only looking at increasing the amount of data we use and produce which requires more processing which requires more and more capable computer chips.

At this point it's clear you are talking out of your ass and have ignored the technological trend of the past 100 yeaes. Don't bother responding to my posts anymore because I don't even want to be associated with your stupidity even on an anonymous weeab themed image board.

[Anonymous No.56356549]

>>56356533
SOXL is so 2021. There's new bitch in town

[Anonymous No.56356551]

>>56356539
>I have no opinion on SOXS/SOXL
Form one or gtfo. Don't be indifferent to trading strategies because no matter how queer.

[Anonymous No.56356552]

>>56356537
it's all human psychology, if you buy back those shorts after those short term cope upswings that means the market is doing its job of extracting your impatient money out of you as it should by design. Just hold a position, have stop losses and an exit plan.

[Anonymous No.56356553]

GET RAPED SOXLNIGGERS
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[Anonymous No.56356556]

>>56356545
i need to recoup my losses!

[Anonymous No.56356558]

>>56356552
Anon of course I'm trading with stop losses

[Anonymous No.56356559]

>>56356518
Because it's neither

[Anonymous No.56356561]

>>56356551
I don't know jack about semis man. I guess I'm bearish on general markets right now though

[Anonymous No.56356567]

>>56356533
What sounds does a crab make? I want to make that sound because we're about to see a decade of stagflation.
chkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchk

[Anonymous No.56356570]

Stop fucking crabbing and make a god damn move

[Anonymous No.56356571]

>tfw shilled SOXL here at $65
>tfw shilled BABA at $250

kek imagine all the baggies created

[Anonymous No.56356572]

Something really comfy about sitting in t-bills, knowing that stocks will have to rise 5.5% just to match my gains, watching the market crab along endlessly

[Anonymous No.56356574]

>>56356518
Because we don't have a crab equivalent

[Anonymous No.56356575]

>>56356558
if you're getting stop lossed on these cope upswings then you need to hold smaller short positions and raise that stop loss higher

[Anonymous No.56356581]

>>56356518
>snippety snappity I sap your alacrity.

[Anonymous No.56356583]

>>56356571
Dude most people sold before it even peaked there me included. At the end of the day it's a 3x leveraged etf. You should be swing trading this bitch slowly over time.

[Anonymous No.56356588]

>>56356574

[Anonymous No.56356595]

>>56356489
servers?
update cycles?
where is the growth coming from?
what new black boxes are being sold to retards?

[Anonymous No.56356597]

holy shit this is boring

[Anonymous No.56356599]

>>56356595
Data centers you absolute mouth breather

[Anonymous No.56356603]

>>56356597
long oil & gold, enjoy the rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.56356609]

Man I just woke up and my calls are getting heemed

[Anonymous No.56356611]

>>56356603
ok those are certainly moving, was there an event in the war or something

[Anonymous No.56356612]

>>56356599
>>56356595
You need more data storage to train your fancy "AI". Oh and it has to be cloud based so that requires the latest and greatest chips +tip.

[Anonymous No.56356615]

You didn’t buy TTOO, right anon?

[Anonymous No.56356616]

>>56356595
No shit what the fuck do you think uses millions of computer chips?

[Anonymous No.56356620]

>>56356556
you will neither win nor lose in this market.

[Anonymous No.56356621]

50%/TLT 50%SOXS
WAGMI
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[Anonymous No.56356623]

>MFW RTX ISN'T a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56356631]

>>56356599
>While credit dries up
>overleveraged startups are dumping their barely used or unused equipment on secondary markets
>large companies aggressively scaling back capex to avoid layoffs
You can say I'm talking out of my ass but if there's anything I know it's tech. Yeah maybe you'll get some growth but I don't think it's going to be aggressive in 2024. I actually get to listen to some of the phone calls discussing this at a few large tech companies.

[Anonymous No.56356637]

>>56356583
Survivorship bias. Most of the longterm bagholders have moved on from this general. Scoops only shows himself a few times a month, usually outside market hours and purely to shitpost offtopic shit.
You still see the occasional anon post about how close they are to finally retouching that $31 cost basis and exiting for breakeven though.
Sadly, even breakeven returns are truly a loss, in these inflationary times where the riskfree yield is once again positive. Worst of all, they could've just held NVDA outright and they'd be sitting on beautiful gains. There's at least one anon lurking here sitting on a 20x NVDA return at this point.

[Anonymous No.56356639]

>>56356612
okay so are they building new centers? or refurbing old ones?
where are they being built?
buildings don't just appear out of nowhere, there need to be permits filed and permissions granted.

[Anonymous No.56356642]

ATTENTION OIL BULLS. THIS IS A PUBLIX SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

ARC RESOURCES (ARX.TO) AND CANADIAN NATURAL (CNQ;CNQ.TO) HAVE NOW ENTERED INTO NEW ALL-TIME HIGHS. THIS IS CONFIRMATION THAT THE OIL BULL IS IN FULL EFFECT.

[Anonymous No.56356646]

>>56356631
Oh wow so from your small anecdotal experience working for a vague nebulous "tech company" working with "big tech" companies we should just ignore the trend and go with your specific experience and overheard bits and pieces of conversation in your specific niche of the broader tech sector. I guess you must speak for all of tech.

[Anonymous No.56356656]

>>56356639
It's not really about the buildings unless you legitimately run out of space (although I guess with an aggressive leveraged ETF like that you'd want that kind of growth.) Most of these companies are replacing their gear every few years and that more or less happens in place.

[Anonymous No.56356659]

>>56356631
nigger we spend 500k on upgrading server infra in one DC this quarter, we are probably done spending for the quarter but we got another 3 DCs to upgrade and we are one small department of a tier 1 isp
"i know shit" bitch ass, our budget is tiny compared to the big cloud provider and none of us are going to buy second hand gear as no C level exec will ever approve that expense for many reasons from support to not wanting to hurt relations with vendors

[Anonymous No.56356661]

Who. Told. You. About. SAVA.

[Anonymous No.56356665]

ENDLESS CRABBING

[Anonymous No.56356668]

fuck you baggot

[Anonymous No.56356672]

Everything we've done, we'll do again. Time is a flat circle.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356674]

>>56356668
fuck me? fuck you!

[Anonymous No.56356675]

>>56356631
tech is aggressively preparing for hard times; spending and hiring freezes or worse for the last year

t. insider

[Anonymous No.56356676]

>>56356661
SAVA deez nuts lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.56356677]

Who. Warned. You. About. TTOO.

>Reverse Split

[Anonymous No.56356678]

>>56356659
Yeah 500k is pretty tiny, although it doesn't mean anything without context.

[Anonymous No.56356680]

>>56356637
I mean at the end of the day the choice is yours if you want to put all your eggs in one basket like NVDA or something more diversified or both. There are countless of ways to make money off of a trend.

[Anonymous No.56356684]

my bear etf on oil is going down

[Anonymous No.56356687]

>>56356637
>There's at least one anon lurking here sitting on a 20x NVDA return at this point.
Not taking the money off the table and walking away with those gains ASAP would be outright insanity.

[Anonymous No.56356689]

>>56356676
If you read this with a long a for the first one it's pretty funny.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356694]

>>56356684
high oil tends to lead to recession, and then the recession leads to lower demand and prices of crude oil.

[Anonymous No.56356700]

>>56356687
Leaving money on the table is how one gets those gains.

[Anonymous No.56356707]

>>56356700
Ans realizing them when there are little or no more gains to be had is how you secure them

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356706]

My putz b str8 up bussen dawg

[Anonymous No.56356712]

SOXS god candle in 8 minutes

[Anonymous No.56356714]

>>56356041
This is the last /SMG/ isnt it?

[Anonymous No.56356727]

>>56356714
is it finally happening?

[Anonymous No.56356728]

>>56356361
My dumbass shorted WW (Weight Watchers), still a bit underwater on that short. Fuck you Oprah.
But my point with WW is that the GLP-1 agonist drugs (Novo, other ozempic/semaglutide makers) are making so many other stocks go up for bullshit reasons lol. Some airlines said that they'll be saving millions a yr because of Ozempic related weight loss across the Ameriblob population

On one hand I wish people would lose weight naturally by eating less calories and exercising and eating foods that satiate them like veggies and meat, but on the other hand i can't stand looking at obese people so you should just give them the fucking ozempic so they can easy-mode lose weight and be a tolerable sight once again

[Anonymous No.56356729]

>>56356694

[Anonymous No.56356730]

>>56356678
its a <10 person department providing a very specific cloud solution internally in a tier 1 isp, our budget will always be tiny in comparison to the customer facing departments but it doesnt change how the business operates with purchasing - you dont buy second hand shit if you want to have working support without any surprises and without hurting relations with your sales reps - they want the comission on that 500lk PO and you want their support when something breaks and start getting brain dead monkeys not understanding what the problem is
the only thing in tech your nigger ass knows is how to reboot your pc and the isp's router

[Anonymous No.56356731]

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/12/qualcomm-to-cut-roughly-1258-jobs-in-california.html

[Anonymous No.56356732]

>>56356707
That's true, but tax drag is real.
A 20x return over 5-10 years becomes less than 10x if you're paying cap gains every year. It takes 2 million just to earn 1.

[Anonymous No.56356735]

>so conditioned to lose that i closed my short as soon as i saw a meager profit
>5 minutes later we go into gigadump mode
why do i keep getting heemed evenwhen i win

[Anonymous No.56356739]

AQB

[Anonymous No.56356740]

>Dollar up.
>PMs up.
What is this bullshit PMs market? I'm stacking cigars from now on...

[Anonymous No.56356743]

Lmao it's genuinely laughable when the entire semiconductor sector takes the biggest shit out of the whole market but for literally no reason. I hate to say "no news" but......what's the news right now? Who's smashing the sell button on their AMD and INTC over and over and over again? Surely they heard something, somewhere, within the last hour, that made them all want to sell a very specific thing.

[Anonymous No.56356750]

>>56356739
Hold the line, my salmon enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.56356751]

>>56356743
hmmm I wonder where those companies operate

[Anonymous No.56356752]

>>56356730
>without hurting relations with your sales reps
I know that's important for support but scaling back PO doesn't have that effect IME (maybe at such a small size it does idk)
>you dont buy second hand shit
Fucking duh. You do scale back though.

[Anonymous No.56356760]

>>56356731
doomerbros

[Anonymous No.56356761]

>>56356750
MUTANT FISH FOLK UNITE

[Anonymous No.56356768]

luxury soup is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.56356774]

So where does the next war start and why is it South America?

[Anonymous No.56356775]

you said to buy stock in
breeding mutant salmon
and now i might blow out
my brains with a handgun

[Anonymous No.56356781]

This is a dumb question but how do I invest in gold in my IRA? is it okay to hold an ETF over night?

[Anonymous No.56356780]

>>56356735
Taking less profit than the apex of your trade isn't getting heemed you retard.

[Anonymous No.56356784]

>>56356775
That's on old one. What was the ticker again?

[Anonymous No.56356785]

>>56356775
I told you to buy SOXS st market open

[Anonymous No.56356790]

Can someone explain why people are talking about Campbell's Soup a lot nowadays? Ticker: CPB
You memelords better not be just bringing it up because "hahahahaha soup LOL" there better be some catalyst coming around or some changes coming in upcoming earnings

[Anonymous No.56356791]

>>56356768
I made soup last night.

[Anonymous No.56356792]

>>56356743
I work for Semi Tool mfr and the ME shit hurts supply chains a lot

[Anonymous No.56356799]

>>56356784
It's an old poem, I just dug it up because I saw posts about AQB above, idk what's going on
>>56356785
I was asleep

[Anonymous No.56356800]

>>56356784
Did you include "Charlie Munger" in this prompt?

[Anonymous No.56356801]

just loaded up on 0dte 480 spy calls
wagmi bulls

[Anonymous No.56356803]

>>56356790
anon... I...

[Anonymous No.56356806]

>>56356781
Yeah, I mean you kinda answered your own question. Buy shares in something like IAU.

[Anonymous No.56356808]

Someone miss on earnings this morning? Or just regularly scheduled crab?

[Anonymous No.56356812]

>>56356803
Tell me why.

[Where is smg No.56356813]

Did no one notice the VIX stayed elevated event after we were up .5%?

[Anonymous No.56356821]

>>56356813
Someone jacked off to this.
>It wasn't me though.

[Anonymous No.56356822]

>>56356790
Because they make pretzels

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356823]

>>56356808
this isn't the crabs, this is the terrorists hitting the jews where it hurts them the most, and of course I'm talking about their wallet.

[Anonymous No.56356825]

>>56356808
banks missed and combine that with yesterday's bond auction it paints a grim picture of the market and a lot of people are sobering up

[Anonymous No.56356829]

>>56356792
Lmao no it absolutely does not. Every single semi company isn't down 1%+ today because of some bullshit never ending war in Israel.

[Anonymous No.56356831]

Is there no reliable non-poisoned, non RAPE DICK store around here?

[Anonymous No.56356832]

>>56356799
You are still early to the SOXS trade fren I will be with you through to the end

[Anonymous No.56356838]

>>56356821
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.56356841]

>>56356821
i would knock her up

[Anonymous No.56356842]

>>56356825
Just Blackrock. Most of the banks were (unfortunately) fine.

[Anonymous No.56356846]

>>56356825
>banks missed
Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.56356847]

>>56356825
No see, they lowered earnings expectations just before they reported, so really they exceeded expectations.

[Anonymous No.56356848]

>>56356838

[Anonymous No.56356851]

>>56356829
AI doesn’t exist.
If you want to own tech buy routers.
If you’re still dumb enough to hold semis then hedge with SOXS because we are in control

[Anonymous No.56356855]

>>56356812
it's... it's because soup lol...

[Anonymous No.56356857]

>Blackrock beats earnings by 30%
>stock falls 1%

Can somebody explain how the market thinks?

[Anonymous No.56356858]

>>56356842
...for now

[Anonymous No.56356859]

>>56356800
lel.
Didn't improve anything but I like the family photos on the wall

[Anonymous No.56356860]

>>56356829
I think you might underestimate how connected eg Nvidia and Intel are to Israel.

[Anonymous No.56356862]

>>56356857
All the big insiders already loaded up prior to earnings and are now dumping on retail
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.56356867]

I sold my s&p shorts waaaay too soon :<
You can't tell me you wouldn't think it was reversing after the last week though. I wholeheartedly did not believe it was going under 433.70

[Anonymous No.56356868]

>>56356792
Hey bro, BESI here. shit's fucked as well, no order for high volume equipment

[Anonymous No.56356872]

>>56356860
Hahahahaha I think you might be overestimating it my guy. That and the actual significance of this "new" war

[Anonymous No.56356873]

>>56356858
Two more weeks I suppose?

[Anonymous No.56356879]

bears cant even breach 4300 anymore lol

[Anonymous No.56356885]

>>56356855
Pic related because if I posted this the system thought my post would've been spam

[Anonymous No.56356891]

>>56356774
Pinochet, kissinger, usury, world bank, lbj,jamesmcnamara, etc.... many such cases. Simple as

[Anonymous No.56356893]

can u guys congratulate me for SAVA

[Where is smg No.56356896]

If you have your money with a Regional Bank it might be worth a visit this morning to get your entire life savings into a paper bag.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356904]

Was that the bottom? If I didn't know any better I'd say we're in for an inside day followed by more pain next week. Stay vigilant friends, I'm going to go play some MTG Arena.

[Anonymous No.56356906]

bulls can't reach 4600 anymore lol

[Anonymous No.56356907]

We will close green.

[Anonymous No.56356911]

>>56356872
>TEHRAN – Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian who had visited Lebanon warned on Friday that any scenario could be possible if the Israeli regime refuses to stop committing war crimes against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

>"If the war crimes of the Zionist regime are not stopped, any possibility is conceivable," Hossein Amir Abdollahian said at a joint press conference with his Lebanese counterpart Abdallah Rashid Bouhabib.

>Upon his arrival in Beirut late on Thursday, Amir Abdollahian also told reporters that the fight against Israel might expand to new fronts if the regime does not change its criminal behavior.

>Israel ordered a “total siege” of the Gaza Strip after Hamas attacked the occupied territories in a surprise offensive on October 7. The regime has also bombarded Gaza with more 6,000 bombs, killing more than 1500 civilians including about 500 children. On Friday, it gave 1 million people living in northern Gaza a 24 notice to vacate their homes and move to the territory’s south. About 2.3 million people live in the densely populated strip.

>Amir Abdollahian said, "In the past few days, we witnessed the war crimes against the people of Palestine in Gaza. We agreed that these crimes against innocent people must be stopped, and an urgent meeting at the level of Islamic countries should be held.”

>The Iranian foreign minister added, "We have announced our readiness for a foreign ministers' meeting of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation since three days ago. We had initial coordination with the Secretary-General of this organization. We believe that war crimes against the people of Palestine must be stopped immediately, and the humanitarian siege, cutting off water, electricity, and medicine for the people of Gaza, must be lifted."

[Anonymous No.56356912]

>>56356813
ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

[Anonymous No.56356913]

>>56356790
They may not be as optimistic as yourself regarding... current affairs, the stability of known powers and TPTB. There are controlled demolitions of "things" if that is the remedy that a malady calls for. CPB products are shelf stable as they have enough sodium to dislocate your joins via water retention and enough sustenance to keep you serfing for months and maybe years to come.

[Anonymous No.56356915]

>>56356896
>keeping wealth in a bank
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.56356916]

>>56356893
Another biomeme scam, huh?

[Anonymous No.56356919]

>>56356911
What the fuck is this shit???
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.56356921]

god damn apple is about to free falll

[Anonymous No.56356922]

>>56356911
>911 GET
LONG
OIL
AND
GOLD

[Anonymous No.56356924]

>>56356775
Epic buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.56356925]

>>56356916
Yes. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56356927]

>>56356911
Incredibly bullish for SOXS

[Anonymous No.56356928]

>>56356868
AMAT has 'returned to normal' after the covid high but supply chains fucked up due to OBS issues
>>56356829
A lot of CM's that make equipment for Semi Tools are based around there or in Israel itself

[Anonymous No.56356933]

Fuck this shit. Some mouth breather made 5% in one day shorting semis that were up 20% the past week and he thinks he is hot shit. I bet you think you are hot shit Skippy. Enjoy your kiddie pool douchebag.

[Anonymous No.56356936]

>>56356911
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT
OIL EMBARGO IMMINENT
>OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.56356940]

>>56356911
I dont care.

[Anonymous No.56356942]

>>56356912
no
>>56356907
this.

[Anonymous No.56356950]

Come on NQ, lets pump.

[Anonymous No.56356954]

>>56356911
Wew lad that is a lot to read.
Glad that i didnt

[Anonymous No.56356956]

>>56356911
None of this is "happening" news, it's just more cunt behavior from Iran.

[Anonymous No.56356957]

>-2%
>day just started

[Anonymous No.56356961]

Just need one more move I can ride

[Anonymous No.56356962]

>>56356197
>Kek, feels great holding SOXL. Seriously dumbass you jumped in at the bottom to short.
>Kek, feels great holding SOXL. Seriously dumbass you jumped in at the bottom to short.
>Kek, feels great holding SOXL. Seriously dumbass you jumped in at the bottom to short.

[Anonymous No.56356963]

My TTOO bear call spreads (credit) and long put spreads are all wacky up because of the reverse split lol.

[Anonymous No.56356964]

>>56356956
sorry m8 the 911 GET confirms it, oil is headed higher

[Anonymous No.56356967]

>>56356942
Oh yeah we goin to 338.4x

[Anonymous No.56356972]

We told you people not to get involved in that.

[Anonymous No.56356974]

>>56356956
Israel is being so aggressive that at this point it is just a matter of time before they start an offensive in Iran. That's actually probably what the West is doing. Trying to lure Iran into war so they can take out Iranian rocket production and cripple Russia.

[Anonymous No.56356975]

consumer getting heemed, reality setting in

[Anonymous No.56356977]

>>56356128
Anyone who has tried it won’t try it again
Unless you can get a +20 meter forget about it

[Anonymous No.56356978]

>>56356962
You are aware that people bought SOXL a year ago and are up like 200% right?

[Anonymous No.56356984]

>>56356975
Imagine the Christmas sale numbers.

[Anonymous No.56356989]

>>56356974
Iran is also where most of the oil production growth is coming from at the moment so if Iran gets into a war with Israel or the USA expect literally new ATHs for oil

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56356994]

>>56356911
>Zionist regime
Can they cool it with the antisemitic rhetoric?

[Anonymous No.56356995]

>VIX +15%

[Anonymous No.56356996]

>>56356978
Sell the winners buy the losers. You realize they start dumping the second their year rolls over to lock in gains at the lower tax rate right?

[Anonymous No.56356997]

>>56356978
Just ignore the SOXS retards not understanding their short term gains aren't shit compared to longs.

[Anonymous No.56356999]

You bought the bottom in gold and silver miners, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.56357002]

>>56356978
I remember people shilling soxl when it was at like 60 and 40 last year, dont hear much from them now do we?

[Anonymous No.56357008]

>>56356999
no i bought spy calls like a winner

[Anonymous No.56357010]

>>56356978
Every slot machine pays out once in a while.

[Anonymous No.56357017]

>>56357008
Based. Mooning time soon.

[Anonymous No.56357019]

>>56356997
It just blows my mind that when you actually press them for any actual reason to sell semis, the longest charts they pull up are like 1 month charts. These are the reactionary retards shorting on literally no relevant news, crossing their fingers and slobbering over the thought of the modern world collapsing. Shorting should have restrictions like day trading, imagine if these people [and the people selling them puts] had less of an influence on the market.

[Anonymous No.56357020]

market theme today
https://youtu.be/rdi7G1hY4-w
https://youtu.be/rdi7G1hY4-w
https://youtu.be/rdi7G1hY4-w

[Anonymous No.56357026]

>>56357002
That was in January 2022, which is almost two years ago retard

>>56357010
>once in a while
Brah it's only ever gone up if you hold it long enough

[Anonymous No.56357027]

>>56357002
It was 60 in 2021 you fucking liar and that was when everything in the stock markey was up like over 200% after covid. All right before it corrected. Seriously you guys are dumb.

[Anonymous No.56357030]

>>56356999
Checked anti-Satan (Remi)
I have been a buyer of gold majors this past week and last week too. Upon a pullback I'd like to get some calls.

[Anonymous No.56357031]

>>56356921
>free falls a total of 1.5% throughout the course of the day
>it's about to free fall
You're a little late, captain hindsight

[Anonymous No.56357034]

>>56357008
General equities should start going up here until February, so not a losing move. However, gold and silver will out perform.

[Anonymous No.56357040]

>>56357002
I also remember retards screeching about muh reverse split when SOXL was in single digits. People who bought then made a fucking killing.

[Anonymous No.56357042]

>>56356997
>compared to longs.
wait..you guys arnt holding leveraged etfs in the long are you?

right...like youre not doing that right?

[Anonymous No.56357046]

Once SOXS breaks the 200dma I’m going to be 5 days from retirement

[Anonymous No.56357047]

>>56357026
>Brah it's only ever gone up if you hold it long enough
It's trading 70% below where it traded 2 years ago.
>line go up though
lmao. good luck.

[Anonymous No.56357049]

>>56357019
Wonder how long until normies realize that AI is just a lexicon aggregating monkey, and that if it were useful then we couldn't have it because it'd aid us in escape.

[Anonymous No.56357050]

>>56357042
Hahahaha oh shit here they come

[Anonymous No.56357055]

>>56357042

[Anonymous No.56357057]

>>56357030
Smart move.

[Anonymous No.56357062]

>>56357042
inb4 that weird squirrel chop meme.

[Anonymous No.56357063]

Oil keeps smacking that resistance... broes I'm so ready

[Anonymous No.56357065]

>AMC CEO Adam Aron sent sexually explicit photos, texts to woman he thought did ‘unmentionable things’ as part of catfishing scheme

[Anonymous No.56357068]

>>56357027
End of 21 early 22, was still at 40 in march

[Anonymous No.56357070]

>>56357047
>good luck
My portfolio is up 100% since last year because I didn't listen to people like you but thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.56357075]

>>56357042
I think everyone does it when they're starting out.

[Anonymous No.56357077]

>>56357070
Top signal

[Anonymous No.56357082]

Could you help me with my bags bobo ?

[Anonymous No.56357087]

>>56357070
and its down 70% over the combined 2 years if you listened to your own advice. lmao.
Enjoy that 4 fig profit while it lasts though.

[Anonymous No.56357089]

>>56357057
Which miners you got? For now I only have BTO, AEM and NEM as well as a very tiny amount of NEM calls. Not too excited about juniors in general but I'd like to reenter ARTG, or maybe just get those SILJ/GDXJ calls if there's a dip

[Anonymous No.56357090]

So the SOXL baggies are, in fact, in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.56357093]

>>56357068
That's still closer to 2 years then it was being a "year ago" and you brought up when it was 60. I was in those threads dumbass and everything that had gone up over 200% since covid was getting corrected, not just semis. Your point is still retarded.

[Anonymous No.56357095]

>>56357065
He needs to up his game to compete with Randy Pitchford.

[Anonymous No.56357096]

>>56357089
What is mining in 12 words or less if I understand the premise of a coin. Why require mining for a shitcoin ?

[Anonymous No.56357100]

Will someone please explain to me why November VMW puts are so much more expensive than calls? It seems like there's an arbitrage opportunity here but I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.56357101]

>market crabbing
>vix up 13%
they know something

[Anonymous No.56357103]

>>56356606
>>56356606
???

[Anonymous No.56357108]

>>56357096
Mining is the process of extracting and refining ore into metal.

[Anonymous No.56357113]

>>56357082
bottom is already in, bears are useless morons who will only pump us higher once it goes back up

[Anonymous No.56357115]

>>56357108
Ohh I didn't look up the tickers I was hoping for ammo to bash on a criptard with. My bad fellow objective reality bro.

[Anonymous No.56357121]

>>56357113
No worries. I'll always be a commodity chad.

[Anonymous No.56357122]

>>56357113
If the bottom is at what point will market watching people start to doubt the severity of is/ham conflict.

[Anonymous No.56357136]

>>56357093
I said last year not "year ago."

Point was dont listen to shills, especially ones who dont know how a leveraged etf works. But you're welcome to do as you please.

[Where is smg No.56357154]

>>56356912
My UVXY bro .. with for the next couple days.

[Anonymous No.56357157]

>>56357136
You listed a price at 60 that was in 2021, you were just inaccurate using "last year" to describe it in the first place. Be more specific next time.

[Anonymous No.56357170]

>>56357157
How much are you losing today?

[Anonymous No.56357195]

>>56357157
It was 60 in 2022 as well.

[Anonymous No.56357212]

It's over for Mumu.

[Anonymous No.56357235]

>looking for a pullback rally to short
>no pullback rally
are we unironically going to see QQQ back on the 350s by the end of the day? like a complete reverse of last friday?

[Anonymous No.56357286]

>>56357212
4300 is iron support

[Anonymous No.56357311]

>>56357286
Shit sorry!

[Anonymous No.56357345]

>>56357170
None I bought starting at 10.20 and gradually bought more.

Even going the most recent time I bought was 18.15

You guys can jerk off all you want over a few red days for all I care.

[Anonymous No.56357419]

>>56357345
>You guys can jerk off all you want over a few red days for all I care.
>26pbtid
lol

[Anonymous No.56357437]

so whens next crash boys? if Iran gets heated and starts getting hot in the holy land?

[Anonymous No.56357461]

>>56357437
sorry crashes aren't allowed in bidenomics

[Anonymous No.56357489]

>>56357461
>we pump and pump and pump and fondle a child and pump and penis pump my son and pump and you got to pump it up and pump and pump and...
only hope is to just wait for that fossil to die pre election and grab a fat bag in the chaos

[Anonymous No.56358453]

>>56357154
allah akbar