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56352835 No.56352835 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a paid course for finding a girlfriend?
I would literally pay 10k plus if someone found me a girlfriend.
This is business and finance.

>> No.56352847

I got a NEET gf playing online games she basically cooks and gives me as much sex as I want

>> No.56352856

>>56352847
Lucky.

>> No.56352862

Lose weight, cut your hair and stop being autistic. I'll post my wallet address after you thank me

>> No.56352877

you just gotta hit the bricks. go door to door and give a firm handshake.

but seriously no one can "get you a girlfriend". it looks pathetic if it seems like someone is helping you, and they would hire one of their female friends for a cut of your $10k and break up in a week.

by far the most important thing you can do is start going outside and brainstorm ways to be around girls you find attractive. make it a routine

>> No.56352878

>>56352862
I'm having haircuts periodically, I'm lean, I go to the gym, etc. I am doing everything they told me to, but a girlfriend is yet to be seen.

>> No.56352881

>>56352835
Just fucking talk to them. They're not like some sort of magical unicorn they're other people like you.

>> No.56352891

>>56352877
I think the issue a lot of careful people have with dating is the destruction of marriage. You don't understand why everyone behaves the way they do after that but it's because both sexes have obligations to each other really and not understanding that makes you afraid.

>> No.56352893

>>56352881
Where? Randomly? This is so fucking difficult. It's literally easier to become a millionaire with crypto than to get a girlfriend.

>> No.56353375

I can't get you a girlfriend (yet) but I can help you with this >>56352893 as it just so happens I created a program based off the steps I used to get over approach anxiety and build the habit of approaching the hotter women I see whenever, wherever. I've just barely started to market it, I'm redoing the website, but the program itself is ready to go. I takes about a month and a half to finish if you are consistent and it costs $70 right now (I'll up it to $100 once the website is improved and the marketing starts rolling). And you'll pretty much be cured of approach anxiety for life as I am. If you're interested write me at yluehrrs@sharklasers.com and I will reply to you from my main email, and from this address with that main email so you know it's me. I'll leave it up for about 2 hours.

>> No.56353450
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56353450

>>56352835
ok I will give you a full retard proof and FREE guide on how to do it and again I do it for FREE unlike that other greedy jewish guy >>56353375
ok so the steps are this:
1.
>be white
2.
>go to asian country
3.
>pick random female
4.
>lock eyes with her and then say in her language "I have a very large white penis and lots of money" and then compliment them
5.
>testdrive and keep it or repeat from step 3. until you find best hole

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>>56352835
>>56352893
Alright OP I'll give you an effort post and I will use an autist friendly example.

Consider the recently released Street Fighter VI DLC character A.K.I., an attractive f*Moid. One of A.K.I.'s taunts references her devotion to the SFV character F.A.N.G. pic related.

F.A.N.G. is a creepy autist, just like you. And yet, A.K.I. is enamored with him. How can this be?

The answer is F.A.N.G. is skilled at poison techniques and A.K.I. is into poison techniques.

What does this mean for you?

It means you need to be skilled at something. F*Moids are attracted to competence. Get good at something and there will be some f*Moid who will be attracted to you.*

*The thing you are skilled at will affect the quality of f*Moid you attract. Being a skilled athlete will attract higher quality M*ids than being skilled at fighting games. HOWEVER, Daigo still gets laid.

>> No.56353538

>>56352835
GO OUTSIDE
JOIN A BIKE CLUB
TALK TO WOMEN

that'll be $50

>> No.56353544

>>56353450
>asian
*Southeast Asian.

>> No.56353577

>>56352878
bro you need to talk to women. Let me explain how to get a girlfriend.

Talk to women. Even fat women. Talk to them. Then listen to what they have to say. At least fake interest. When the number of women you occasionally talk to hits the number 10 you mention to each one of them casually either that you are interested in them or if they have any single friends. They will then set you up.

You need to talk to women like friends. I know its hard but you have to stomach this last pill

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56353581

>>56352835
you need to have exposure
so best is to figure out a way how can you have your day in way where you can have exposure to women
women are useless and stupid and this is not what you should typically do, so you don't have the answer stright away, but think about it and increase exposure

>> No.56353588

>>56353450
Big White Cope?

>> No.56353599

>>56352835
First of all I doubt you'd pay any money to anyone. You're probably poor as fuck. Secondly I could teach you how to get one with few simple tricks. And I guarantee you you'd be fucking within a week. Nobody will ever get you a girlfriend, we can only teach you how to get one

>> No.56353617

I got you. I got that ohio rizz
drop email OP

>> No.56353648

>>56353450
id rather jerk off than fuck hideous gooks

>> No.56353818

Imagine listening to the fickle opinions of degenerate 4chinners instead of the ancient and sacred knowledge that exists within yourself

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56353850

>>56352835
No, you either make money or fuck bitches, not both, and you seem like a poorfag so you're doomed, I'd advice you to short yourself on Kinetix but they don't trade with retards

>> No.56353856

>>56353850
Based

>> No.56353858

>>56353617
You just wanna social engineer his data

>> No.56353859

>>56353850
Sir you're being too antisemitic

>> No.56353862

>>56353850
You can only short 3 shitcoins there kek

>> No.56354106

>>56353532
What if I am skilled at world of warcraft. I min-maxed everything into WoW.

>> No.56354304

>>56352835
Talk to me, I'll help you out
t. Autist that got a gf through sheer determination, and just recently helped a giga Autist to get a date.

Want to exchange contracts? I'm broke and recently got scammed by my work not having insurance on a car i had an accident with and now I'm in debt

>> No.56354305

>>56354106
Then there is some pimply horde player out there waiting for you for sweep her off her hooves.