/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56344958]

>security gets settled on JPMorgan's Onyx
>ETH fans: This is bullish because maybe Onyx will convert itself into an ETH L2
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.56344970]

>maybe JPMorgan will put their permissioned chain on the Coinbase OP stack L2

[Anonymous No.56345445]

[Anonymous No.56345467]

>>56344958
>Onyx converting to an ETH L2 or migrating to Base or something
The real news to watch out for is JPM simply giving out free billions to anyone who posts epic memes

[Anonymous No.56345831]

Anyone who married themselves to a chain thinking theirs is the best and that the whole world will just migrate to their chain is fucking retarded. The multichain future has been obvious for years now. Just goes to show how little the average person in crypto really understands about all this shit.

[Anonymous No.56345866]

>>56345831
I’m tired of being so far ahead of the pack, I want them to catch up.

[Anonymous No.56345880]

>>56345866
sometimes you're so advanced you're actually retarded

[Anonymous No.56347313]

>>56344958
Bullish for LINk

[Anonymous No.56347360]

>>56345831
If only there was something that could link all the chains together. Like a… link-chain or something

[Anonymous No.56347513]

if only there was a way to interlink bank chains and public chains
what messaging standards do banks rely on?
what type of data do rwa require?
what's ic3 and who co authored the candid whitepaper?

[Anonymous No.56347534]

>>56344958
>base
Yes. Base is going to use that mickey mouse shit made for zoomers and brownoids to run their entire operation.

[Anonymous No.56347566]

>>56347360
Quant solves this

[Anonymous No.56347604]

>>56347360
Desu, maybe we will see something like that soon

[Anonymous No.56347639]

>>56347360
Never going to happen

[Anonymous No.56347679]

>>56347360
It's already been proven impossible. We're just gonna have to have everything run on one chain.

[Anonymous No.56347681]

>>56347360
How would you finance such a thing? You’d have to shit on your investors for YEARS to develop a “link-chain”. You’d have to be a moron to park your money in something like that.

[Anonymous No.56347941]

God I violently hate Efffags, they're so fucking cringe and retarded

[Anonymous No.56347971]

>>56347313
They're not using Sergeys scam token, sorry.

[Anonymous No.56347989]

These financial institutions are dirty AF, but why is everyone so surprised at this news? They basically exposed their true selves and their secret sauce on how they became so successful:
> They stole a technological innovation from an aspie(s) who were too dimwitted to patent their innovations, and they ran away with the stolen ideas using their deviously genius marketing skills to make themselves billionaires. Meanwhile, the aspies get left behind with empty bags.

Always remember, for one to make money, another must lose money. It's the ultimate blackpill of finance, and now it's right in front of the whole world to see.

[Anonymous No.56347994]

>>56347360
literally impossible with today's technology. many have tried and failed but we are so, so far away from a linking of the chains.

[Anonymous No.56348013]

>>56347566
checked and xrp-tarded

[Anonymous No.56348032]

>>56344958
Big if true

[Anonymous No.56348041]

Oh, look at that.
This shit grew legs.
This still isn't how you make me cum oni-chan

[Anonymous No.56348045]

>>56347360
Fuck you this shouldnt have made me laugh that hard

[Anonymous No.56348783]

>>56347360
How do i buy this linkchain token

[Anonyous No.56350751]

>>56347360
That would be cool, but needs a better name. Maybe something like
>chain roper
or
>chain-glue

[Anonymous No.56352711]

>>56348783
A blood black nothingness began to spin.

Began to spin.

Let's move on to system.

System.

Feel that in your body? The system.

What does it feel like to be part of the system? System.

Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system? System.

Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system? System.

Have they created you to be a part of the system? System.

Is there security in being a part of the system? System.

Is there a sound that comes with the system? System.

We're going to go on.

Cells.

They were all put together one at a time. Cells.

Millions and billions of them. Cells.

Were you ever arrested? Cells.

Did you spend much time in the cell? Cells.

Have you ever been in an instituion? Cells.

Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.

Interlinked.

[Anonymous No.56352718]

>>56352711
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.

Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.

Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.

Do you dream about being interlinked? Iterlinked.

Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Interlinked.

What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked.

What's it like to play with your dog? Interlinked.

Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.

Do you like to connect to things? Interlinked.

What happens when that linkage is broken? Interlinked.

Have they let you feel heartbreak? Interlinked.

Did you buy a present for the person you love? Within cells interlinked.

Why don't you say that three times?

Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.

Where do you go when you go within? Within.

Has anyone ever locked you out of a room within? Within.

Where do you go to when you go within? Within.

Where is the place in the world you feel the safest? Within.

Do you have a heart? Within.

[Anonymous No.56352726]

>>56352718
Stem.

Did you pick asparagus stems? Stem.

What comes from something else? Stem.

Have you been to the source of a river? Stem.

When's the first time you gave a flower to a girl? Stem.

What did she look like? Stem.

Is it a slang word for person's legs? Stem.

Have you planted things in the ground? Stem.

Have you ever been in a legal battle? Stem.

Within one stem.

Dreadfully.

Is that an old fashioned word? Dreadfully.

Did you ever want to live in the nineteenth century? Dreadfully.

What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully.

Do you think you could find out all the answers to all the questions? Dreadfully.

Distinct.

How good are your eyes? Distinct.

Do you have a particular personality? Distinct.

What separates somebody from somebody else? Distinct.

Who do you admire most in the world? Distinct.

What was your most shameful moment? Distinct.

Dreadfully distinct.

Dark.

Were you afraid of the dark whan you were little? Dark.

What's it like to hide under a bed? Dark.

Did they keep you in a drawer when they were building you? Dark.

Was it dark in there? Dark.

Do you have dark thoughts? Dark.

Did they program you to have dark thoughts? Dark.

Do you think it's some kind of corruption these dark thoughts? Dark.

Maybe it's a spot of rust or something? Dark.

Who's the darkest person you know? Dark.

What is it like when someone gives you the silent treatment. Dark.

Who did you get your darkness from? Dark.

Against the dark.

[Anonymous No.56352736]

>>56352726
What kind of power do you have against the dark. Against the dark.

Do you think there is such a thing as evil? Against the dark.

Do you think you can protect people against the dark. Against the dark.

Why are these things happening? Against the dark.

Do you prefer the day or the night? Against the dark.

When is the last time you saw a starry sky? Against the dark.

What's your favorite part of the moon? Against the dark.

Fountain.

Have you seen the Trevi fountain in Rome? Fountain.

Have you ever seen the fountain in Lincoln center? Fountain.

Have you seen fountains out in the wild? Fountain.

What's it like when you have an orgasm. Fountain.

Have you read the Fountainhead? Fountain.

White Fountain.

Is it pure white? White Fountain.

Is that a metaphor? White Fountain.

How did the white Fountain make you feel? White Fountain.

A tall white fountain played.

When you were little did you ever fall into a Fountain? A Tall White Fountain.

Do you like fire, earth, air or water. A Tall White Fountain.

Do you like skipping around in the water? A Tall White Fountain.

A blood black nothingness.

A system of cells.

Within cells interlinked.

Within one stem.

And dreadfully distinct.

Against the dark.

A tall white fountain played.

[Anonymous No.56354715]

>>56352736
Philip K Penis

[Anonymous No.56354720]

>institutional adoption is just going to be walled off centralized censored versions of everything built in crypto in the last decade aka database gen 2
lol they really had us going for a bit there, huh?

[Anonymous No.56354743]

>>56347360
Atom does this. They're close to having BTC and ETH interacting.

[Anonymous No.56354749]

Private bank chains unironically will keep eth alive as the lead public chain for the short term. I don't see any competition to eth in the next 5 years. I also don't hold any eth

[Anonymous No.56354777]

>>56352711
>>56352718
>>56352726
>>56352736
holy skin job manifesto

[Anonymous No.56354827]

>>56354777
check

[Anonymous No.56355574]

How much ny@N c@t money would it cost to sniff her brapper? 2071 lil kitties?