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>got fired from my dream job a year ago
>lost 5 years of savings on 'meme stocks'
>turn 29 soon and still a virgin
>crypto portfolio going down the tubes again
>constant panic attacks related to finances
>WW3 about to break out
im so exhausted. what is a peaceful way to off myself?

>> No.56344205

do a flip

>> No.56344207

>>56344194
>>lost 5 years of savings on 'meme stocks'
You can just say GameStop anon, we all know what you lost that money on

>> No.56344236

>>56344194

only way is to stop caring. go running, go hiking go do something in real life. breathe oxygen. get out of computer. get out of mobile phone. get OUT

>> No.56344682

>>56344194
Why did you get fired?

>> No.56344689

>>56344682
probably tried to Pepe post at work

>> No.56344774

>>56344682
snitched on a coworker

>> No.56345180

>>56344194
take the hooker pill. dont become a wizard anon

>> No.56345239

>>56345180
this makes sense to me. If it makes you feel better OP I'm also turning out to be a loser.

>> No.56345242

>>56345180
A real shame it's illegal in the USA. There are some real pros in Europe and Hong Kong.

>> No.56345250

>>56344194
quit falling for scams moron

>> No.56345267

>>56344194
Maybe have some weed to relax. I feel like kys it's better to eat some magic mushrooms and spend the day outdoors in nature.

>> No.56345371

>>56344774
snitches get stitches

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56345379

this will be you soon

gamestop runs you

here's your engagement

>> No.56345785

this is truly hilarious. fired, fells for meme stocks, now broke , virgin and believes in ww3. I cant believe people are this stupid. Your are a certified NPC imbecile.

>> No.56345917

being a virgin is good, anon. wait until marriage and give yourself to your future wife :D trust me i almost had le sex with my ex and im glad we didnt, phew

>> No.56345953

>>56344774
I thought upper management liked snitches

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56345961

Unironically it's bed bath. aka butterfly.

you can't purchase it anymore tho.

>> No.56345974

>>56344236
Based. He's right though. Imagine you bounced back from this shit? You will have earned your place among the gods, Anon.

>> No.56345976

>>56345974
>>56344236
listen to these kings, anon. and dont find your self-worth in degenerate post-Christian ideas of worth.