/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339398]

Bears Win Today

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>>>56336075

[Anonymous No.56339408]

First for 4500 today

[Anonymous No.56339410]

>>56339398
ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

[Anonymous No.56339414]

First for I guess last thread wasn't the last /smg

[Anonymous No.56339417]

buy in October and go away

[Anonymous No.56339418]

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[Anonymous No.56339419]

WTFWT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56339422]

>>56339398
You fucking kidding me with that pic? Eat shit. Hope gaza becomes a parking lot. Calling on mods to ban this tripshit.

[Anonymous No.56339424]

>>56339418
>one second late
loser

[Anonymous No.56339426]

>>56339418
>one second late
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.56339430]

Where is the retard that claimed that Novo was going to dip to 600 because its market cap was larger than Denmark's GDP? Since that retarded take I have made like a 9% return on my Novo

[Anonymous No.56339431]

>>56339417
I'm sure they bonded well on their Jewish owned slave ships while racking up money running the Atlantic Triangle a few hundred years ago

[Anonymous No.56339434]

>>56339418
>one second late
lmao

[Anonymous No.56339436]

>>56339398
No, no they didnt

[Anonymous No.56339437]

>Jerk off while looking at charts
>Do this every day for a month
>Now the charts are talking to me

[Anonymous No.56339438]

can any anons id what website this is?
I know it's a crapshoot cuz it's blurry.
thanks

[Anonymous No.56339440]

Do not engage with tripfags
specially do not engage with the max payne boomer
one trip equals one step to reddit

[Anonymous No.56339445]

Watch out mumu, better not fall for those selling calls here

[Anonymous No.56339448]

>>56339424
>>56339426
>>56339434

[Anonymous No.56339450]

Remember baggies the market can stay delusional longer than you can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.56339452]

>>56339438
Is it not just one of the overview pages of tradingview?

[Anonymous No.56339453]

>>56339398
Bros I hate traffic heading to work

[Anonymous No.56339456]

Someone make a new thread. Not dealing with this shit

[Anonymous No.56339459]

Reminder: We have a 10yr treasury auction today at 1:00pm EST
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/10-year-note-auction-571
Why does it matter?
https://www.thestreet.com/investing/treasury-auction-in-focus-as-10-year-sale-tests-demand-inflation-outlook
If you all can recall, yesterday, the 3 year treasury auction went very poorly, which caused the huge reversal and almost made us close flat / red.
https://www.forexlive.com/news/the-us-treasury-cells-of-46-billion-of-three-year-notes-at-a-high-yield-of-474-20231010/
>AUCTION GRADE: F
>Both domestic and international demand was light. The bid to cover was much lower than the six-month averages. There was a high tail 1.7 basis points.
>The bad auction is something to pay attention to going forward and could lead to higher rates as the US auctions off more debt, but investor demand (especially from foreign sources) slows.
The 10yr auction at 1:00pm will go just as bad. There are no buyers. Everyone is afraid of being short bonds and getting squeezed due to Israel conflict, but nobody actually wants to buy the bonds (as evidenced by yesterday auction..)
THEN
at 2:00pm EST we get Fed minutes, which will likely indicate need for higher for longer, without any dovish remarks regarding "rates have already moved higher, we don't need to since market did it for us" as Fed speakers have been indicating past several days
Both will likely be bearish catalysts
If we rally / top out from now until then, you should be exiting longs and getting short - use the pump as an opportunity to get out

[Anonymous No.56339462]

>>56339459
yellen signaled interest rates will be crushed soon
there will be a bid

[Anonymous No.56339463]

Where are all the pivot people? Inflation is clearly up again. Crazy we are pumping.

[Anonymous No.56339465]

Not worried at all, I just bought a bunch of 0DTE puts and you couldn't stop me. I'm getting paid today

[Anonymous No.56339467]

>>56339445
Bro at least post on a blood red day, you behoove yourself.

[Anonymous No.56339469]

>>56339456
I'll bake later

[Anonymous No.56339470]

>>56339463
>>56339305
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-dollar-falls-despite-the-rise-in-ppi-20231011/
>US dollar falls despite the rise in PPI
>The market is losing interest in inflation
>The price action after today's PPI report might be a preview of what's to come ahead of Thursday's highly-anticipated CPI report.
>The market is showing that worries about inflation have faded. The latest bump in PPI was energy-driven but since the start of October, oil prices are down and gasoline cracks have narrowed dramatically. That will translate into a decline in October PPI, so today's jump in Sept PPI was quickly faded.
>The same playbook should apply to CPI.
>Meanwhile, bond yields continue to retrace on geopolitical risk and that's also taking a bite out of the US dollar.
>The big winner against the US dollar at the moment is the pound, which is higher for the sixth day and above 1.23 for the first time since Sept 20.

[Anonymous No.56339473]

>>56339459
FUCK

YOU

[Anonymous No.56339479]

>>56339469
Bake now so we don’t have to participate in a hate thread. Or at the very least jannies need to delete the picture

[Anonymous No.56339480]

>>56339467
Don't worry it will be

[Anonymous No.56339481]

>META at 350 by EOY

[Anonymous No.56339483]

>>56339479
baking

[Anonymous No.56339486]

>>56339470
>The market is losing interest in inflation
EVERYONE IS OK WITH INFLATION NOW! WE CAN MOVE ON!

WTF are they even on about? Do the propogandists try anymore?

[Anonymous No.56339487]

Why are bulls so evil?

[Anonymous No.56339489]

>>56339463
Priced in bud but inflation makes the market go up because everything the companies own that make up their valuation are now worth more making their stock worth more and the market to go higher to reflect this change in value

[Anonymous No.56339491]

TUP MOASS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339493]

>>56339465
I did as well. Lets show them that contrary to popular belief, bears DO get to cum.

[Anonymous No.56339494]

>>56339483
Thank you

[Anonymous No.56339501]

It's over. Yields will never go up again.
Earn this, Mumu... earn it...

[Anonymous No.56339504]

>>56339489
>companies own that make up their valuation are now worth more making their stock worth more and the market to go higher to reflect this change in value
not when they realize no one is/can buying their products...

[Anonymous No.56339508]

>>56339463
>inflation is clearly up again
SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

[Anonymous No.56339511]

>>56339486
eh - it is bullshit, I agree - the flows into bonds from them being oversold, and getting a relief rally due to flight to quality from Israel conflict is driving the market right now, not inflation
had the conflict not happened, bonds would have likely sold off on the news - only that the inflation news is less important for bond markets than geopolitical risk.
with that said, the argument is that PPI was driven by energy inflation, and that oil has topped out, so therefore PPI will be less bad / inflation will be less bad moving forward
[which is insane and irrational, if you really think about it, that there's all this fear of Middle East geopolitical risk equalling flight to safety to bonds, but this same geopolitical risk is not impacting expectations on future oil prices moving higher and the impact this would have on inflation]

[Anonymous No.56339518]

mmm weird week market probably gonna go down now

[Anonymous No.56339519]

>>56339508
it never stopped or reversed going up btw (STILL).

[Anonymous No.56339526]

>>56339493
I've been holding this card for days, now today im playing it. We'll see what happens

[Anonymous No.56339527]

>>56339418
shit i'm late!

looks like you're late again bud. if you're not gonna do it on time don't do it at all. one more slip up like this and you're outta here!

[Anonymous No.56339530]

>>56339480
Ok behooving faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339531]

>>56339440
do not drink bleach, and definitely put all your money into TLT call options.

[Anonymous No.56339533]

Looks like I’ll be accumulating JNJ and PEP today. Bought a share of O pre market as well.

[Anonymous No.56339536]

>>56339511
Everybody is broke right now, nobody selling oil wants to stop selling oil. That keeps the price steady and keeps it from taking off. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.56339539]

>>56339527

[Anonymous No.56339541]

I have been warning bobos for a month that September was a bobo trap and that they should have gone long. I bought naked puts like a champ and I am cumming on their faces

[Anonymous No.56339543]

>good news are bullish
>bad news are even more bullish because they mean we'll get good news next time for sure
Cool. Guess we're back to March clown market mentality.

[Anonymous No.56339548]

>>56339398
Test

[Anonymous No.56339553]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56339554]

WTF what is happening to BOIL

[Anonymous No.56339556]

>>56339536
yes.. but things can change very quickly
IF Iran were to get involved, if the conflict escalated, either by Iran stopping sales to nations they deemed supporting Israel OR Iran did anything to disrupt Strait of Hormuz flows OR Iran funded drone strikes on refineries / rigs in the region, we will see oil moving sharply higher
that is the current market fear, that the conflict will escalate and drag in more participants, have a larger impact on markets
it is why there is all this hedging by flight to quality buying bonds, waiting for the storm to clear
this same fear, forcing people to buy bonds, if it played out, would also result in oil moving sharply higher

[Anonymous No.56339562]

>>56339504
The american consumer had not stopped consuming, In fact they are consuming more than ever. You bears are dumb as rocks i swear

[Anonymous No.56339564]

Oil baggies keep killing themselves in droves as I predicted

[Anonymous No.56339566]

>>56339103
>>56339470
>The latest bump in PPI was energy-driven but since the start of October, oil prices are down and gasoline cracks have narrowed dramatically.
yeah, anyone not here during covid, see: https://www.argusmedia.com/en/news/2087902-us-gasoline-cracks-fall-to-negative-territory-update

[Anonymous No.56339570]

If I just stuck to swingtrading natural gas I'd be rich. Today I had a giga brainblast that options and pennystocks are infinite risk for minimal reward, just like crypto NFTs or fly by night mining stocks. Instead of buying (probably) scams in hopes of turning 100 dollars into 1 million, I can just gradually increase my money and then kill myself when I get tired of working. The world is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.56339580]

>XLE

[Anonymous No.56339586]

What's to stop me from trading diagonal and vertical spreads on the same stock every day and pocketing the difference? Assuming I avoid getting flagged as a PDT, that is. I guess it's one of those things where it works, until it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.56339589]

>>56339570
>he doesn’t know about quality dividend paying stocks

[Anonymous No.56339591]

>>56339398
Howdy everyone,

I want to prefice this by saying that I don't know shit about stonks and how to trade, but I do know one thing, and that's that oil and gas is going to rise within the next few weeks, and i want to leverage on leverage trade that shit...

I"m talking 100x tier leverage, to where even say a 20-30% increase in oil will yield me 200x level results. What am I looking for technically? Futures? Calls? Which ones are best? I only have robinhood as a brokerage, and an old TD ameritrade account that I don't use.

I"m interested in going mega long on oil, and mega long on natural gas. Where's the best place to do that?

Thank you frens.

[Anonymous No.56339593]

>>56339530
Its only been a couple minutes, I'm not behooved unless I end up being behooved, ye of little faith

[Anonymous No.56339601]

>>56339570
If I had 2 million more dollars I'd be upper middle class.

[Anonymous No.56339603]

>/pol/ retards who have spent years thinking they are smarter than the us government finding out the us government is actually pretty good at what it does
this has been my favorite part of /smg/ these last few months

[Anonymous No.56339605]

>they think news influences the market
and not the emotions and speculative logic held by the market participants/algos at that specific point in time. line go up

[Anonymous No.56339608]

>>56339570
ya it do be like that.

gotta have enough money to make swinging worth the time though

[Anonymous No.56339610]

>>56339418
You’re off

[Anonymous No.56339611]

googl chads, how we looking?

[Anonymous No.56339616]

Here we go

[Anonymous No.56339620]

>>56339603
ngl I'm rather impressed those chucklefucks pulled off some Sun Tzu "appear weak when you are strong" shit.

[Anonymous No.56339624]

>>56339611
Like always, worse than META overlords

[Anonymous No.56339628]

look bobo, i will make a deal with you
i will tolerate your unsubstantiated smug posting if and only if costco goes down by 10%
otherwise suck my cock faggot

[Anonymous No.56339630]

>>56339593
Stay behooved fag

[Anonymous No.56339639]

>Open with FAT green candle
>Retail bears see line go up
>HURR DURR THIS IS THE TIME TO SHORT FOR SURE
>Low volume dumping
Christ it's so tiring

[Anonymous No.56339641]

>>56339616
We need a crab or slight drop back to the moving average to confirm bull rally to ath but there isn’t a chance of a bear market

[Anonymous No.56339642]

Being a TGT investor is suffering

[Anonymous No.56339647]

>>56339536
>nobody selling oil wants to stop selling oil
When Putin says "The global economy cannot afford to not have Russian oil." he means "I can't afford to stop pushing oil."

Yeah I believe that shit. The only ones who could afford to stop are the Saudis, though.

[Anonymous No.56339650]

>>56339630
I'm up on my play while you sit on the sidelines kek

[Anonymous No.56339652]

Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.56339665]

>>56339591
calls on 3x derivatives

[Anonymous No.56339676]

>>56339591
>but I do know one thing, and that's that oil and gas is going to rise within the next few weeks
what's your rationale for this

[Anonymous No.56339683]

Noooo my consumers wtf

[Anonymous No.56339686]

>>56339647
The Saudis are western baggies. Their best interest is to prop their bags

[Anonymous No.56339689]

i should have bought more defense contractor stocks

[Anonymous No.56339696]

>"According to various sources, the cost of having a girlfriend varies depending on factors such as age, income, and relationship status. On average, the average American spends $121,082.40 on dating in their lifetime, while a poll of 2,000 Americans found that dating costs $168.17 a month. For married couples, the cost of dating rises to $185 on average."

I can literally not afford a girlfriend, thanks Biden.
I would need $50k in 10y T-bills to be able to finance the dating lifestyle. How do I cope?

[Anonymous No.56339699]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339701]

There's still time to buy QQQ puts, we're only just getting started here.

[Anonymous No.56339703]

>Bill Ackman has asked Harvard to release the names of the 30 students who signed a letter which blamed Israel solely for Hamas's attack.

[Anonymous No.56339706]

>new moon on Friday the 13th
any significance?

[Anonymous No.56339707]

>>56339689
did rocker rope? havent seen him in a while

[Anonymous No.56339710]

>>56339701

[Anonymous No.56339711]

>>56339701
why QQQ puts and not SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.56339718]

>>56339706
Bro we got an eclipse in parts of North America.

[Anonymous No.56339722]

>>56339711
QQQ usually crashes harder

[Anonymous No.56339728]

>>56339711
cause q stands for quality

[Anonymous No.56339729]

today feels like Monday in reverse.

[Anonymous No.56339730]

>>56339706
in general, markets are more bullish around new moons - spirits are higher, people think more good things will happen to them - new beginnings
full moon = more pessimistic, the end is here, nothing will ever get better

[Anonymous No.56339737]

>>56339701
we'll end the day green, very green in fact. +1.5% minimum

[Anonymous No.56339741]

>>56339696
Take 121k and move to argentina where women will suck your cock for a dollar. American women are 170 pounds on average and have an average of 30 sexual partners before marriage, it's not worth it by any measure.

[Anonymous No.56339747]

BUY BUY BUY THE ECONOMY IS SAVED

[Anonymous No.56339749]

>>56339737
It has to go down sometimes

[Anonymous No.56339750]

>>56339603
>>56339620
what hap?

[Anonymous No.56339752]

>>56339718
>33% eclipse over DC

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339754]

>>56339711
I didn't take the time to look at the SPY chart, so I didn't have a good idea of which strike to buy.

[Anonymous No.56339756]

>>56339752
>33

[Anonymous No.56339758]

>>56339642
Heh .
Try investing in T & NOK sometime kid

[Anonymous No.56339760]

>>56339754
they're practically the same, hence why i'm asking why one over the other.

[Anonymous No.56339763]

>>56339741
she looks aryan, one of hitlers own perhaps?

[Anonymous No.56339765]

Holy fuck where are the fucking bears? Like where is the selling pressure? Jesus christ imagine talking such big fucking game and being unable to dump like holy fuck what a bunch of pussies TINA is in full effect still until CDs are yielding 10% man this is crazy

[Anonymous No.56339773]

What in the fuck...

[Anonymous No.56339782]

>>56339765
Boo

[Anonymous No.56339788]

>>56339763
she’s from Argentina
also hitler isn’t white

[Anonymous No.56339791]

>>56339398
WHY IS OIL CRASHING
THIS IS SOME SORT OF JEWISH TRICK

[Anonymous No.56339796]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339798]

>>56339765
They're lazy as fuck and still hibernating.

[Anonymous No.56339800]

>>56339756
>>56339752
>>56339718
>>56339706

[Anonymous No.56339805]

I made $10 shorting NVDA over the weekend.
I didn't get to gloat about it on here because I was banned though. I've never shorted a stock before, it was pretty exciting.

[Anonymous No.56339806]

>>56339798
>>56339765
Once we go red, I shitpost

[Anonymous No.56339808]

We end this day blood red, digits confirm

[Anonymous No.56339810]

>>56339773
someone here must've sold it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56339814]

>>56339758
>NOK
;-; I bought at $6.

[Anonymous No.56339815]

>>56339788
>he doesnt know about the escape

[Anonymous No.56339816]

Just wanted to tell you guys that i still hold 10k worth of SOXL at 36$.
Havent looked at my folio for 3 months now. Any hopium?

[Anonymous No.56339824]

>>56339816
It's at 41 silly goose

[Anonymous No.56339828]

>>56339800
>New report suggests it's more over than previously believed

[Anonymous No.56339838]

>>56339747
I was just in Aldi and food prices seem to have actually gone *down.* It's hard to see at most grocery stores because they don't seem to sell things at market prices.
The weird thing was though they only had one teenager running *the whole store.* A bunch of us were just standing at the front waiting for him to finish stocking the shelves so we could check out. They're usually lightly staffed but it was pretty extreme that day.

[Anonymous No.56339840]

>>56339808
It's going to be endless crab and end +/-0.01%

[Anonymous No.56339841]

>>56339554

[G l o w i e No.56339842]

Guess who's late 2024 calls are almost green again

[G l o w i e No.56339847]

>>56339842
TMF calls to be more precise

[Anonymous No.56339849]

I have a color LED light strip behind my monitors on the back of the screens making my wall glow, and I change it red or green or different shades depending on my short term positions.

Sometimes it actually works. Sometimes it doesn't though

[Anonymous No.56339855]

>>56339773
I have some protective puts for Nokia. Sometimes I'll load Etrade right when the market opens and the sell off puts them ITM and it says my account is up a few hundred.
It happened yesterday and I decided to just close my account and pretend it was fine.

[Anonymous No.56339858]

I made $100 today scalping my puts. Feels good frens.

[Anonymous No.56339862]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339866]

>>56339842
>almost green
lol, you're about to get Gaza'd

[Anonymous No.56339873]

>>56339858
Thank God. Now that you closed em out and took profit we can really dump now. Thanks for your sacrifice, fren

[Anonymous No.56339876]

>>56339816
That's a leveraged ETF. Aren't you only supposed to use those for intraday trading?

[Anonymous No.56339878]

>>56339741
argentinians are high maintenance divas, both male and females

[Anonymous No.56339882]

THE FED IS THE COOLEST INSTITUTION

[Anonymous No.56339891]

>>56339882
They're they only thing in DC that's behaving right now.

[Anonymous No.56339897]

>>56339876
>supposed to
No

[Anonymous No.56339902]

>>56339873
It dumped even more when I sold. $.80 to $1.1. Easy scalp. At $1.2 now. LOL

[Anonymous No.56339904]

>>56339878
What's high maintenance in a country where currency has decreased 100x in value in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.56339909]

>>56339882
>YWN eat a bunch of acid with the Fed bois and listen to old Dead recordings

[G l o w i e No.56339913]

>>56339866
I have almost a whole year on them and you still have your entire life to be a moron and fraud

[Anonymous No.56339916]

>>56339791
This happened in february too. Oil was going down, then putin was like "i have the russian penis" and then oil swung up for a few days before violently going down again. Events are untrustworthy traps. Oil appears to be retracing to 80 or lower, before it trends higher in november.

[Anonymous No.56339921]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56339922]

>look at three similar charts
>desktop trading account
>phone app version
>trading view on browser
>MACD is different on all 3

[Anonymous No.56339931]

>>56339922
I hope you're not still buying 0dtes. I wanted to yell at you for doing it yesterday but I was banned.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339932]

>>56339913
>almost green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339939]

>>56339931
I'm up 40% on my faggot's delights, how else are you supposed to get this kind of return in an hour of trading?

[Anonymous No.56339942]

>>56339922
it do be like that

[Anonymous No.56339955]

AYO WTF IS UP
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU KN EW TLT HAD BOTTOMED A WEEK AGO!?!?!?!
Hope you were buying, and not listening to zionist scum like baggot.

[Anonymous No.56339957]

>>56339939
I've lost so much money on 0dtes.

[Anonymous No.56339958]

>>56339931
haven't bought nothing yet. indices are crabbing, as if waiting for some announcement.... i do plan on trading more 0DTE options though, you physically can't stop me. for now i'm going to make breakfast and watch anime, nothing is happening right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339978]

>>56339955
>>56339913

These are sell TLT signs aren't they?

Also, I stand in solidarity with my Jewish brothers and sisters in their crusade to eradicate the religion of peace from the Gaza strip.

[Anonymous No.56339986]

That fed guy said something AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56339993]

>>56339957
Well they're called faggot's delights because they like to fuck you in the ass.

[Anonymous No.56339997]

>>56339876
What you usually hear is they’re for short term holds yes. They just happen to be an easy way for a retail investor to get leverage so they hold and hope for a sustained bull market. They look at TQQQ and hope the 2010s will happen again

[Anonymous No.56339998]

>>56339993
Lol yeah.

[Anonymous No.56340000]

On one hand, everyone should have seen this gap fill coming.
On the other hand... SOMEBODY BOMB IRAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56340004]

once in a lifetime chance to invest into next gen tech right here

[G l o w i e No.56340006]

>>56339978
then you should be buying bonds
>>56339993
and you get reversed every day by them. everybody knows the screenshot

[Anonymous No.56340011]

this price action is too homosexual for my tastes

[Anonymous No.56340014]

AND THEN NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.56340015]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340016]

>>56340006
Don't you have some false flag operation to be executing?

[Anonymous No.56340019]

>Talking heads love talking about black swans and how investors should be prepared for geopolitical risk
>Actual geopolitical event happens (just not the one they want)
>”Stop the markets! This is horrible!”

[Anonymous No.56340020]

DO I SELL THIS?
HELP ME NIGGERS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56340033]

>>56340020
Yes, dump it. Never hold short dated options when you're in the money.

[Anonymous No.56340035]

>>56340004
I’m a happy customer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340040]

What's going to happen when the minutes drop?

[Anonymous No.56340046]

>>56340020
You’re up 20% sell it nigger.xzajhm

[Anonymous No.56340054]

>>56340033
>>56340046
Or do i exercise it?

[Anonymous No.56340056]

>>56340004
I think the "George" brand flipflops from Walmart are absolutely optimal. I've never had flipflops that last so long and are so comfortable and I put miles on my shoes on the weekends.
I think the only other company that can makes such good slip-on flipflops is crocks but theirs are more expensive I think. I'm still not going to long Walmart though, they've got too many other problems.

Those look like they'd start chafing after half a mile or so.

[Anonymous No.56340062]

>>56339791
every fucking year with these young bloods, i swear
>futures for delivery through the winter are already settled
>nobody buys shitloads of oil to get ready for spring, when the entire western world uses way less energy

[Anonymous No.56340067]

>>56340054
You can if you've got half a mill laying around or 300 shares of Google. I usually just sell them.

[G l o w i e No.56340068]

>>56340040
big green dildo to fuck your stupid ass puts, and you know dis

[Anonymous No.56340076]

>>56340068
>>56340040
I'd bet CPI is down. I'm long equity this week with puts on US and Canadian banks.

[Anonymous No.56340077]

>>56339882
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.56340079]

[Anonymous No.56340084]

>>56340079
I once did business with some of those companies...

[Anonymous No.56340091]

>>56340020
Protip - if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell.

[Anonymous No.56340094]

>>56340079
I fuckin hate some of these companies.

[Anonymous No.56340099]

>>56340079
I once took a dump in some of those companies' toilets without flushing!

[Anonymous No.56340105]

>>56340079
24th should be exciting.
The whole US economy is quickly becoming people on the bottom selling soda bottles to each other and people on the top selling shares in soda companies to each other and everyone borrowing huge amounts of money to sell overpriced houses to each other.
None of this crap makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.56340110]

>nvda
Yeah, im thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.56340116]

>>56340091
Also you really shouldn't dawdle with close to expiry options like that. Once your in the money you dump it ASAP because if it goes down you're not getting another chance.
Personally I avoid having options in my account that are expiring in less than a month. That's a very good way to lose money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340126]

AHHHHHHH!!! I'm getting Gaza'd!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56340127]

I recommended PDD and everyone called me a chink lover.

For the record I prefer JAVs.

[Anonymous No.56340140]

>>56340110
I never sold my garbage $600 call I hedged my short with. It would be nice if we got one last little bump and I could get that money back.

[Anonymous No.56340146]

>>56339842
>>56339913
>>56340006
>>56340068
You have gender dysphoria because you have a personality disorder that causes you to engage in obsessive behavior. You're allowing the obsessive behavior to govern your life again by feeling compelled to post in /smg/ even though you know that you're not really that interested in stocks. Antipsychotic medications can help with the obsessive thoughts and give you a path to a better life, but only if you make the choice to get better and seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.56340158]

My fuck buddy isn’t replying to my texts
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.56340160]

> baggie went short

Kek B...

[Anonymous No.56340161]

>>56339741
I love bottom (female) posters financially speaking. Fuck the janitorial staff imagine banning bottom posters for free...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340178]

>>56340158
she's probably fucking someone else

[Anonymous No.56340183]

higher!

[Anonymous No.56340187]

Bears are right once every decade or so

[Anonymous No.56340189]

longer...

[Anonymous No.56340190]

i did it, i bought 0DTE calls on QQQ

[G l o w i e No.56340194]

>>56340146
nice fan fic buddy
>>56340160
baggie is the best indicator here

[Anonymous No.56340196]

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING STUPID WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING UP ARE YOU RETARDED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56340198]

>>56340158
probably just with her husband. give it a minute.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340201]

what about muh gazan genocide
higher interest rates for longer
6% ppi
november rate hike
the impending invasion of iran

[Anonymous No.56340203]

>>56340054
Just sell it now. You obviously have no idea what you are doing

[Anonymous No.56340206]

>>56340190

[Anonymous No.56340211]

>>56340206
y-you're supposed to be dead! you died! who's making that call?!

[Anonymous No.56340217]

>>56340194
Please, your parents want their son back. You know the obsessive thoughts control your life. You can be free again, but you need seek treatment. You have a chemical imbalance in your brain that is causing you to engage in obsessive behaviors.

[Anonymous No.56340219]

>>56340196

[G l o w i e No.56340220]

>>56340201
there will be no rape hike you dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.56340222]

>>56339491
TUP chads, I bow...

[Anonymous No.56340224]

>>56340211
>Bogdanoffs
>Being bound by the laws of human biology
rofl as we say in my hood

[Anonymous No.56340225]

>>56340190
>0DTE calls
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.56340229]

>>56340178
The only time I've ever had fuck buddies was after a pretty rough break up with a girl I knew for a long time. I didn't handle it well and rotated between ~4 freshmen for a semester. I honestly don't miss that.

[Anonymous No.56340230]

>>56340220
Please speak to a psychiatrist about your obsessive thoughts. You can live better and finally be happy again.

[Anonymous No.56340236]

imagine trying to day trade this bullshit price action..

[Anonymous No.56340240]

>>56340190
>several hours until the trading session is finished
Too long-term for my taste

[Anonymous No.56340241]

>>56340190
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.56340244]

>>56340190
Oh my gosh.
I would have at least done SPX or something.
At least today there aren't any real earnings so you'll probably be ok if they're ATM.

[Anonymous No.56340250]

>>56340240
Lol.

[Anonymous No.56340253]

>>56340240
>Too long-term for my taste
Based 15MTE brass balls anon

[Anonymous No.56340257]

...dammit, wtfwt?!

[Anonymous No.56340262]

YESSSS HAHA IT'S DUMPING NOW THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MUMU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.56340265]

>>56340236
everybody just waiting for >>56339459
nobody wants to make a move before

[Anonymous No.56340267]

>>56340257
We need to kiss the moving average to confirm bull rally, dont worry

[Anonymous No.56340268]

>>56340190
OH NONONONONO

[Anonymous No.56340269]

I'm usually a mumu, but I don't get how my fellow mumus are watching the yield curve resteepening in crazy fashion and are still bullish?
Can someone explain it to me?
The only mumu case in favor of the yield curve resteepen seems to be that the long end is dumping. Is this why you're all so bullish?

[Anonymous No.56340274]

this isn't fun anymore, make it stop

[Anonymous No.56340281]

>>56340267
What moving average are you using?

[Anonymous No.56340283]

OH OH MUMUS DAIJOBU?

[Anonymous No.56340287]

>>56340269
>seems to be that the long end is dumping.
Last I checked yields over the whole curve were going up *especially* the long end. Has this week been different?

[Anonymous No.56340288]

>>56340190
>>56340274
the sad, classic /smg/ before-and-after

[Anonymous No.56340289]

Why is goyslop dumping again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340291]

Well that's some chop.

[Anonymous No.56340292]

>buying calls right before lunch hour
you're supposed to wait for the 11-12 lunch hour dip to buy

[Anonymous No.56340293]

>>56340269
No, much simpler then that. They are just told three words: line go up. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But as far as their thought processes, that is all that there is

[Anonymous No.56340302]

They're buying my bonds

[Anonymous No.56340306]

>>56340274
well, we have fed minutes later today. so u either may be a fucking genius, or the biggest retard on this board.

[Anonymous No.56340307]

>>56340274
We did tell you not to do that.

[Anonymous No.56340316]

>>56340289
Some retarded quant fucked up black scholes at coca cola and gave the executives too many options. Then there was a ton of drama about it at a shareholder meeting and people are dumping shares (including Buffet.)

[Anonymous No.56340318]

>>56340287
the 10y yield is going down, anon.

[Anonymous No.56340320]

T-this is all within my risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.56340322]

>>56339650
Dude I'm up on play, go suck a dick. We can both be up you dumbass. I'm just not a behooved fag like you are.

[Anonymous No.56340325]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56340326]

>>56340293
Kek, that's fair. I just think there were a lot of strong mumu cases the past few months. But I'm looking at the yield curve and I'm shitting brix now.

[Anonymous No.56340332]

>>56340320
pretty much

[Anonymous No.56340334]

MY BUTTCOINS, FUCK, WHO DID THAT

[Anonymous No.56340338]

please... i don't want to go back to work this winter......

[Anonymous No.56340339]

Healthcare is getting destroyed

[Anonymous No.56340340]

>>56340287
Some selling last week, but yields are down on the long end today. Who are these mysterious bond slurpers.

[Anonymous No.56340352]

>>56340316
Lol how does that work
Doesn’t the board approve executive compensation including the amount of options

[Anonymous No.56340355]

emergency government in israel? Just wait, they'll push through those reforms people are demonstrating against for months.

[Anonymous No.56340358]

>>56340340
If I had the money I'd be slurping some. Maybe not 10Y but 6 month sounds nice.
Maybe when Trowe price gets off their ass and finishes mailing my 401k rollover check...

[Anonymous No.56340367]

>Bonds rallying.
>Most banks barely green.

[Anonymous No.56340369]

i bought at the peak

[Anonymous No.56340371]

>>56340352
idk but somehow it made it through everything and everyone is pretty pissed about it. If finance is anything like engineering I'd imagine a lot of the people on the board don't really know what they're looking at and just rubber stamp what the finance people do.

[Anonymous No.56340373]

I feel bad for the K-ON anon . Hope you recover soon

[Anonymous No.56340377]

>>56340339
Unironically fuck life! It's time to play with uranium

[Anonymous No.56340385]

>>56340367
yields are still pretty high
their longterm bonds are just slightly less worthless now

[Anonymous No.56340401]

>>56340339
We have free universal healthcare in the US now. Didn't you hear? There's no credit impact for refusing to pay, you can just ignore the phone calls and the provider has to eat the cost.

[Anonymous No.56340410]

>>56340385
I guess Newton's third law of motion doesn't apply to markets.

[Anonymous No.56340415]

>>56340322
So you admit I'm up on my play, but I'm somehow behooved at the same time? Kek. Ok there, Mr faggot ass skiddish sidelines sitter, that's too scared to even mention what your play even is, useless group thinking crying wittle npc kek

[Anonymous No.56340420]

>When you look at the live TLT chart

[Anonymous No.56340422]

crashing this bond market...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.56340428]

>>56340367
I want WFC to go up over $40 again so I can open more LEAP put positions.
Mitch the bitch is DCAing into, there's your bull case.

[Anonymous No.56340437]

ahhhh lets go

[Anonymous No.56340443]

and just like that the gap filling was done

[Anonymous No.56340445]

>>56339422
heebs mad

[Anonymous No.56340452]

BTC sub 27K
canary is chirping..

[Anonymous No.56340453]

[Anonymous No.56340454]

>Hezbollah's in

Captcha: 0Y 4RT

[Anonymous No.56340455]

>>56339422
Imagine getting mad on the internet.

[Anonymous No.56340458]

>>56340428
Who the fuck is "Mitch the bitch"?

[Anonymous No.56340461]

I just knew I should've closed my MARA position yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56340465]

anyone playing $TPST? i got a little ride but i managed to quick with gains

[Anonymous No.56340466]

Sirs please, manners.

[Anonymous No.56340467]

>>56340461
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56340472]

>>56340458
Mitch McConnell.
People call him that because he's a RINO and keeps giving our money to Ukraine among other things. He's been buying WFC all year.

[Anonymous No.56340481]

>>56340472
>He's been buying WFC
Why the fuck would anyone do that?

t. WFC customer

[Anonymous No.56340486]

>>56339773
I tried to buy this fucking shit a few years back when they went bankrupt. A hundred bucks at a fraction of a penny td would not let me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.56340488]

>>56340466
I also didn't know that Mauritania is in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.56340490]

and just like that TLT is going to ath

[Anonymous No.56340494]

>>56339810
kek

[Anonymous No.56340496]

Those people in the gym aren't doing a good job of pretending not to be able to hear my quietly muttering to myself.

[Anonymous No.56340497]

>lost $600 on calls
>made $200 on puts
i lost yesterday's profit

[Anonymous No.56340499]

Will you guys die for Israel. Ticker symbol LMT.

[Anonymous No.56340504]

K
T
O
S

[Anonymous No.56340508]

>>56340481
It's really not clear to me what's going on there. WFC is pretty obviously in rough shape from top to bottom. I know people who work in finance and interact with them and they say it's pretty poorly managed bank. Their balance sheet looks rough, and then there was the executive that jumped earlier this year.
Either Mitch is stroking out and thinking he's getting it a discount or we're going to have more bailouts. Either way my puts will be ITM in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.56340514]

>>56340497
What did you learn from it though?

[Anonymous No.56340517]

>>56340514
be more patient

[Anonymous No.56340526]

>>56340454
>>Hezbollah's in
Wait unironically did Hezbollah officially join? I think Hezbollah are the X-factor because they do have a ton of weaponry (albeit logistics resources and other resources are spread thin because of Syria, etc.)
But seriously, all my news feeds from both "sideS" are super high noise, low quality so I don't know what is true and what is not.

Is Hezbollah officially sending in tanks/troops/etc? Or are they just going to continue harassing Israel's northern border posts with small missiles and drones

[Anonymous No.56340527]

>>56340517
Good. Come up with a thesis and buy equity or LEAPS. Don't mess with 0DTEs.

[Anonymous No.56340535]

>>56340526
https://twitter.com/IsraelWarRoom/status/1712128668464566427
https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1712131767547691130

[Anonymous No.56340536]

>>56340497
Thank you for your service!

[Anonymous No.56340548]

Can't believe the Fed started a war in Israel just to create a bid in treasuries.

[Anonymous No.56340552]

>>56340548
Well you better start believing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340554]

>>56340481
McConnell has been buying banks for decades. It's literally nothing new.

[Anonymous No.56340558]

>>56340548
I doubt the fed did it. Them and the treasury are effectively fighting with each other right now.

[Anonymous No.56340565]

>>56340552
The IDF's about to learn why you don't fight the Fed.

[Anonymous No.56340569]

>>56340558
Midwit take. Where did you get that CNBC?

[Anonymous No.56340585]

>>56340569
It was completely original to myself actually. I don't watch CNBC, I feel like there's value in inverting a lot of their stuff but I don't want to be effected by the propaganda.
I bought fucking XOM after hearing NPR kvetching about them yesterday and that's probably 90% of my losses right now. I need to just delete that preset off my radio.

[Anonymous No.56340586]

>>56340565
Implying people high up in the IDF were unaware of this "invasion".

[Anonymous No.56340599]

>>56340586
Lured into starting it? Sure. But the war will end when the F.E.D. wants it to end. Not a moment sooner, no matter what the results look like on the battlefield.

[Anonymous No.56340602]

If someone makes the thread, chill out with antisemitism. Mods are fucking slacking. Pretty disappointed they are letting it slide.

[Anonymous No.56340608]

>>56340599
what does F.E.D. stand for?
serious question. only serious answers, please.

[Anonymous No.56340610]

>>56340558
They wouldnt do that! They just wouldn't, ok?

[Anonymous No.56340620]

>>56340610
I'm sure people in the government were involved but I just don't think the fed was, it's not aligned with their goals right now.

[Anonymous No.56340623]

>>56340602
I don't get it, "free Palestine" sounds like the deal of a lifetime!

[Anonymous No.56340628]

>>56340608
False
Economic
Deity

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340629]

>>56340624
>>56340624
>>56340624
>>56340624

[Anonymous No.56340632]

>>56340623
Cool it with the antisemitism, please. When it gets out of hand the whole board gets shitty.

[Anonymous No.56340631]

>>56340602

[Anonymous No.56340633]

>>56340608
Fakeouts Every Day

[Anonymous No.56340635]

>>56340608
>what does F.E.D. stand for?
They're taking a stand against inflation (goal is 2%YoY)

[Anonymous No.56340637]

>>56340628
Kek.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56340640]

>>56340608
Federal
Economic
Decision Makers

[G l o w i e No.56340655]

tesla is about to dump

[Anonymous No.56340665]

>>56340608
Fucking Everyone's Derivatives.

[Anonymous No.56340673]

>>56340665
this is the best one

[Anonymous No.56340740]

>>56340548
Correction: the Fed offered TLT put chads another buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.56340899]

>>56340415
Dude you are posting bobo shit with even saying what your puts are. The overall market isn't even fucking bearish. Maybe take the cock out of your mouth and you can't stop behooving dick.