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>> No.56338199

>>56338195
literally me except for the finance bro part

>> No.56338211

I feel seen. And attacked.
Stay good fren.

>> No.56338214

wait, you guys don't browse biz in public?

>> No.56338511

>>56338195
>The 20yo econ student who openly browses biz in class

>> No.56338518

>>56338199
Checked, I'm also 32. My early 30s are better than my early 20s I'll say that much. I have more money, more friends and I am getting laid slightly more

>> No.56338644

Currently on the treadmill in gym

>> No.56338648

>>56338195
everybody knows about 4chan nowadays, you're not cool

>> No.56340748

>>56338195
That pepe does not look like he is in public

>> No.56340810
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56340810

>>56338195
>the average biz bro who lost all of his savings in shitcoins

>> No.56340852

i just shoot off a quick link diss (financial) here and there

>> No.56342323
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56342323

>>56338195
omg he browses a BLUE BOARD in public. Oh god someone might see a PEPE

>.t I watch porn in the public sauna

>> No.56344129
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56344129

>>56338195
I'm 35, half bald, junior exec at well-known tech company, and I browse biz every day, often in public and at airports when traveling to and from customer meetings.

>> No.56344147

>>56338195
You can always tell the finance wannabes that browse here and pleddit. They are extreme tryhards.

>> No.56344357
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56344357

>>56338195
>Me
>Pic related

>> No.56344378

>>56338511
I browse g, biz, out, diy openly - but more out of habit than choice

I have to remind myself that this website looks arcane to most, and the few that could ID it would label me as "the worst kind of person"

>> No.56344724
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56344724

>>56338518
44 here.
Fewer friends, get laid less, but a lot more money.

>> No.56344778

>>56338195
>tfw scrolling past thotposts, pepes, and nikocado's hairy asshole in a coffeeshop with tons of people walking around behind me

>> No.56344998

>>56338195
yup, that's me. Usually at the gym too.
Browse biz, financial twitter accounts, and cnbc markets to check the indexes

>> No.56345017

>>56344129
I’ve been on biz for 6 years and the last two years been using frog twitter a lot as well. I don’t understand how to relate to normal people anymore. I don’t even want to meet anyone irl anymore because I assume our worldviews will be different enough that I’m basically an alien.

>> No.56345083

>>56338214
>wait, you guys don't browse biz in public?

Are you one of those creeps looking at other people's phone screens on the bus?

>> No.56345094

>>56344129

Every fed chair should be legally required to smoke a cigar when talking.

>> No.56345238
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56345238

>>56338195
Kek'd, I'm almost 30 and I do it in a daily basis at my work, my bosses know, HR knows, my cowagies know and all they can do is seethe, I'm black and "gay" so they can't do jackshit about it and definitely can't fire me without being racists and homophobic according to their own beliefs KEK, and don't get me wrong, I do my job just fine, but I also browse /biz/ and use Kinetix openly from my job's computer

>> No.56345244

>32
>visibly balding
>self conscious when browsing in public
Is it over for me

>> No.56345257

>>56345238
based nig

>> No.56345271

>>56345238
Fucking kek, couldn't be that based if I tried

>> No.56345279

>>56342323
Based boomers running cover.

>> No.56345286

>>56344724
Can't get any more based than this it seems

>> No.56345295

I once caught my cpa minimizing a blue board and made a comment about the Bogdanoffs passing away to test them. I get every tax break you can imagine and several you can't from my Based CPA now.

>> No.56345297

>>56345238
checked and, obviously, kek'd

>> No.56347028

>uni
>browsing g
>spot a cunny thread
>forget I have 30/40 people behind me, the intention hid/block element just went off my head
>click anyway
mfw

>> No.56347078

>>56345083
>bus

kek

>> No.56347252

>>56345238
Based gay nigger

>> No.56347281

>>56338195
I used to be paranoid about browsing in public but then I realized that normies have no clue what 4chan actually looks like since they only use social media on their phones

>> No.56347932

>>56347281
A lot more people know about 4chns that you will be comfortable accepting.
Most just don't use it because they have other ways of coping with the emptiness of life.

>> No.56347978

i have about 10 bucks left. am i a member of this illustrious club?

>> No.56348160

literally the only reason for this board is to be racist and make fun of poors still trying to make it

>> No.56348277

>>56348160
That's interesting because I have a fat six figure wallet that grew from an investment of $1.2k US dollars thanks to this board

>> No.56348297

>>56344724
thats a good pic

>> No.56349971

I not only browse /biz/ in public, I also project the screen onto the side of my house so my neighbours can enjoy my posts and all the lols too

>> No.56349982

>>56348277
nice cope nobody makes money of shitcoins its pure gambling
and theres nothing else here but advertising for buying sihtcoins

>> No.56350001

>>56348277
nobody earns anything with crypto gambling
and thats all this board spams

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56350622

>>56338195
You think I just browse /biz/ and safe for work stuff in public?
MWHAHAAAHAHAHAA
BAHAHHAAAHHA
AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAR

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56350672

>>56338195
Now das me Adding some leverage on Kinetix on my living room :feelsgoodman:

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56351787

>>56338195
31. I browse /biz/ and /o/ all day at work but am pussy that minimizes everytime someone gets near me.

I've had big gain weeks via SOXL/SOXS that make me really think about quitting and chillin full time. Then proceed to lose a large portion of those gains that make me grateful for my day job. Welp back to work

>> No.56352108

>>56338199
Me

>> No.56352121

>>56349982
>>56350001
Nice double cope