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[Anonymous No.56327214]

Should I buy a 2024 Corolla Hybrid? I'm a normie when it comes to cars and don't care about performance. I do need a car that won't make pussies go dry though, but I feel like just having a new car and not an old one with vomit on the seats gets the pussy moist enough.

Is this the financially responsible approach to getting a car? I'll probably be looking at $26k OTD. I unironically have 25k LINK and $50k in the bank and work as a Software Engineer at a tech company.

[Anonymous No.56327275]

get a RAV4

[Anonymous No.56327285]

>>56327275
why?

[Anonymous No.56327288]

>>56327275
>RAV4
I don't need it retard

[Anonymous No.56327338]

you literally made this thread just to humblebrag about having 25k link, because there was 0 reason to mention, but you just HAD to throw it in

[Anonymous No.56327349]

>>56327338
I mentioned it so people know my net worth so they can assess if a new car is within my means or not you fucking seething chud. kys

[Anonymous No.56327377]

>>56327285
>>56327288
bitches loves SUVs retard plus its a good car
that corolla isnt even the new facelift model

[Anonymous No.56327383]

>>56327288
corolla = yucky booooring i bet he's asian or a weird manlet that just plays video games I bet he's poor!

rav4 = wow this guy does like outdoors stuff and is like so ambitious omg I bet he's got a big dick

[Anonymous No.56327390]

>>56327377
>bitches
aka washed up hags

>>56327214
Never buy the current year, buy 3-4 years back for the best depreciation value (unless you're rich and buying a G Wagon).

[Anonymous No.56327391]

>>56327214
No woman has ever got even slightly moist from a Toyota
Also it's a depreciating asset and you will lose all your shekels
Just get something from the mid 2000s that was super expensive when new but has reached the bottom of the depreciation curve, porsche 911, audi r8, c6 corvette come to mind in your budget Cars like that will increase in value during your ownership and will probably lead to your dick getting sucked
>t. Got my dick sucked in many 2000s super cars, never owned anything new, always made a profit on cars

[Anonymous No.56327502]

>>56327214
Get Corolla'd bro. It's a gorgeous car, it's spacious, the distribution of the front is gorgeous and ultra optimized and it has a high profile feel you don't get on this price range for most cars.
>t. i bought a corolla last month with my duck race derby profits and im kinda coping because i wish i would've saved for another more expensive car
>it's still a really good one ngl

[Anonymous No.56327522]

>>56327214
NO buy a Mitsubishi mirage. 10 year 100k mile warranty, cheapest car on the market, and people know you're real as fuck because who would drive a mirage when you're surrounded by trucks and scatpacks. Also 45 mpg on highways. Mitsubishi mirage chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.56327525]

>>56327377
>>56327383
Who cares about what some cunt thinks you fucking simp. This probably explains why the roads are so clogged up with shitty fuckhuge cars

[Anonymous No.56327545]

>>56327214
Buy a Honda civic, fag

[Anonymous No.56327599]

>>56327214
>>56327275

RAV and COROLLA are booth good motors. Because both motors are made in the noble east- where a mans dignity is closely connected to the quality of his work. This is why a Toyota or a Honda will run for 300K easy, whereas with a Ford or a Frenchie, you will be lucky to get you 100 thousand miles.

The other thing about French motors to bear in mind, is that those guys don't wash much, and a so drink a lot of wine and coffee. And you know what that means? Lots of piss, unwashed hands assembling your Peugeot- your new motor is coated in Frenchman's urine, before you even get a sniff of the new leather.

[Anonymous No.56327602]

>>56327214
New cars that are worth buying are:
1. Prius (not prime too overpriced)
2. Civic hatchback
3. Accord (this one have to be hybrid, mid trim)
4. Rav4 (hybrid>pure petrol>>>plug in hybrid)
5. CR-V hybrid (regular one is too slow even for a small suv engine is not suited for something this heavy)
6. Tacoma (mid trim, they will always have high resell value but if you don't need truck don't get one)
7. Corolla hybrid (I think a basic one will be the best as it will lose the least resell value, I think this will have more devaluation out of the popular toyota models, it is smaller than the civic, it rides worse and the interior is not on par, an even a Corolla top trim hybrid is only ~3k lower than mid civic and ~5k lower than accord both of wipe the floor with the Corolla)

tl.dr Corolla hybrids will have horrible resell value only the basic one is worth it and only if you want to go from point A to point B nothing more, Prius is better in every way possible and not that more expensive.

[Anonymous No.56327640]

>>56327214
I would buy an Elantra with cash

[Anonymous No.56327890]

>>56327640
seconded for Elantra. Bought one last year. Hyundai's are cheap and the elantra is a solid, no frills car.

[Anonymous No.56327946]

>>56327214
Used Corolla
If you want to be fancy then get certified pre-owned
Brand new vehicle is retarded
Just take this advice and leave the thread

[Anonymous No.56328480]

>>56327214
I’m sure you’ll make some boipussy moist but if you want to fuck women get a tacoma. The 2024 will have a hybrid model if you’re really set on falling for the hybrid scam

[Anonymous No.56328611]

>>56327383
go back to sucking your bosses cock. you are terrible at shilling.

[Anonymous No.56328759]

>>56327383
>letting women guide your financial decisions

NGMI

[Anonymous No.56328957]

>>56327214

Yes. New corollas are good. If you're a good haggler you can get all of the extended warranties for cheap.

[Anonymous No.56329022]

Nobody here clearly has a fucking clue about cars.
>A hybrid corolla isn't an awful choice at all if you want to or feel compelled to buy new. Keep in mind due to the more complicated hybrid drivetrain on it, if something does go wrong with it you are a slave to the dealer's service department .
>If I could make a recommendation, save some cash and some headache down the line and buy a lightly used corolla hatchback from 2019-2022. They look and drive great and the interior is the best they've ever put in a corolla.
>If you want to size up, skip the rav4 and get a 4runner. Very pricey new or used but it's worth the price of admission. It's the only vehicle Toyota still makes 100% in Japan with jap steel. All other yota's including the Tacoma & Tundra are made in Alabama or Baja California with chink steel. T4R's are absolute beasts wether you need to crawl around the mall or crawl around Black Bear pass in CO. Great do-it-all. I personally own 2.

t. Certified Toyota Master Tech, now working independently from my own garage. I will answer any questions for people looking for sound car advice and not hair-brained zoom-zoom shit.

[Anonymous No.56329056]

>>56329022
Whoops just noticed reading that back I fucked up on one part. The Tundra is made in Texas and the Tacoma in Baja California

[Anonymous No.56329068]

All you guys are fucking cucks lmao get a V8 stang or Camaro

[Anonymous No.56329463]

>>56327390
>Never buy the current year, buy 3-4 years back for the best depreciation value (unless you're rich and buying a G Wagon).
OP mentioned he didnt wait random whores' vaginas to dry up which necessitates getting something new. Its dumb but thats what he mentioned.

[Anonymous No.56329531]

>>56327214
If you must buy a new car, you should buy the new Prius. It looks fucking mint, and is way faster than the old one.

But really, buy a used Fit with a manual transmission. They're just great all-round cars.

[Anonymous No.56329558]

>>56329022
Why the fuck would you want Jap steel? They had to fold katanas 1000 times just to get the impurities out of their shitty steel.

[Anonymous No.56329845]

>>56327214
Toyota Corolla is a good car look after it and you got 15+ years of it easy

[Anonymous No.56329855]

how about you kill yourself instead you stupid faggot loser , nobody gives a fuck about what you do with your shit life unless you off yourself in which case everyone will be happy

[Anonymous No.56331074]

>>56327602

why is plugin hybrid bad? aren't they faster

[Anonymous No.56331082]

>>56329022

is the new prius a meme? how good is the is350 8 cylinder?

[Anonymous No.56331142]

>>56329022
How are Toyota's CVTs? I like the idea of a Corolla Hatchback and was looking at them after one caught my eye on the street.
I like the 'idea' of a 4Runner but it's very expensive and I think i'd be paying for a lot of stuff that wouldn't really matter except for like a handful of bad snow days and i'd be better served with like a Corolla or Prius since the back seats fold and I can fit basically the same amount of stuff in any of them.

[Anonymous No.56331405]

>>56331142
They beat every other CVT on the market and have refined them pretty well in the past couple of years. Reliability wise, you shouldn't be concerned, just change the CVT fluid every 50k miles/5 years.

[Anonymous No.56331420]

>>56327214
Test drive a Mazda 3, just do it, trust me.

[Anonymous No.56331437]

>>56331142
as long as you avoid Nissan CVTs and flush the tranny fluid every 30k miles you will be fine

[Anonymous No.56331517]

>>56331420
I'm buying one next year and after an autistic research spree I can conclude it obliterates its competition.

[Anonymous No.56331541]

>>56327214
Get something cheaper, maybe a Laxus, and stake the remains from the money in a yield aggregator like Compound or SpoolF, for the passive returns. remember no one gets paid for owning a fancy car.

[Anonymous No.56331741]

>>56329558
Because it's not the Tokugawa shogunate and the Japanese can import whatever raw material they need

[Anonymous No.56331779]

>>56327602
any tacoma built after 2015 is shit

people should just buy whatever has the best gas mileage

[Anonymous No.56331930]

>>56331779
what the hell are you talking about you idiot the 2016 tacoma is one of the most reliable trucks they ever made and nobody cares about gas mileage when they drive a truck you moron

[Anonymous No.56332150]

>>56331930
listen here ya fackin dumb fack i'll tell you exactly what i know the 2016 tacoma was made by the japanese car company toyota motor corporation

[Anonymous No.56332989]

>>56331741
If they import it, then it's not Japanese steel now is it?

[Anonymous No.56335543]

>>56332989
it is if they fold and unfold it back