Why do femoids get upset if your bed doesn't have a "headboard"?

[Anonymous No.56322557]

I have one it's called a wall

[Anonymous No.56322566]

Do they?

[Anonymous No.56322574]

sometimes roaches or spiders can climb up the wall while youre sleeping and get onto the bed. the headboard is meant to make a barrier so you dont have bugs crawling on you at night

[Anonymous No.56322587]

>>56322557
Kek how would you know, OP. You’re a faggot and a virgin.

[Anonymous No.56322600]

>>56322574
These are problems you only have if you're a dirty bastard who never cleans. I guess then it makes sense this is something women would have to worry about.

[Anonymous No.56322646]

>>56322557
its a small thing, but it represents your integrity, are you affluent enough to procure simple items like nice chairs, a decent bedframe. it represents taste and self respect. just because you are a bro who doesn't care, doesn't mean anyone else will adapt to your based set of ideals. unless they are a ride or die shawty who understands.

[Anonymous No.56322668]

>>56322574
This makes zero sense at all. Spider boys will do whatever the fuck they like. Some faggy headboard isn't stopping them from literally climbing upside down on the roof then dangling over your face

[Anonymous No.56322843]

>>56322574
I don't live in a 3rd world country lol

[Anonymous No.56322883]

>>56322574
That would just give them more surface area to climb, parallel surfaces to make webs and cover to hide behind to get you in the night.
t. Australian.
Fuck, I have to redo the surface spray on my window sills and doorframe tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56322894]

>>56322646
>ride or die shawty who understands
How do you say that in Anglo?
My fiance is supportive of my idea to build and live in a Hobbit house

[Anonymous No.56322904]

They like to grab the headboard while they ride your cock

[Anonymous No.56322977]

>>56322883
A headboard creates 1 more vertical distance between the floor and the height they require to traverse to gain access to the bed. 2 a slight airgap between said height and the horizontal distance from the wall required to be spanned to access the bed.

I conclude a headboard reduces the risk of nocturnal insect-human encounters, although it is not fool proof. Nothing is stopping the narrow, enclosed, dark area between the wall and the headboard from being utilized by spidies to make webs, as you point out. Although, the same could be said for the similar space between the wall and the mattress pressed against the wall.

The true civilized erudite has more success at these aims by placing the bedding within the multidirectional center of the room, which I can confirm my multiple culutrally attractive and competitively desired female sexual acquaintances approve of resoundingly

[Anonymous No.56323035]

Im 195cm and the bed is only 200cm

I need a few centimeters between the wall and my bed so my feet dont stick out too much

A bedboard would make my bed like 10cm shorter

[Anonymous No.56323789]

>>56322977
Not post

[Anonymous No.56323831]

>>56322894
the missus would smoke mortein laced gear before she dogged me for not having a bedframe lad, eshays lad, shes a bloody rippa adlay

[Anonymous No.56323889]

>>56322557
I-I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.56323940]

>>56322977
you are really retarded man just stop typing

[Anonymous No.56324015]

>>56322557
It just looks nicer, anon.

[Anonymous No.56324043]

>>56322977
trying to make the English language elegant as if its not the absolute trash of the world, get fucked ya fucken poof (this is irony, don't feel too bad, im just making a statement that whites are falling behind culturally at an accelerated rate) you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.56324059]

>>56322668
No, they’ll hand out between the headboard and wall. Without headboard they’ll hand out between bed and wall. Bugs/spiders like tight dark areas

[Anonymous No.56324094]

>>56322557
One of the looks like it belongs to a respectable adult couple

[Anonymous No.56324111]

>>56324094
The other looks like it’s in a $14 per night hostel in Belgrade
>Gee, I wonder why any woman with an ounce of class would judge me for the later lol

[Anonymous No.56324131]

>>56322646
I AM DONE SIGNALING TO DUMB FUCKING NORMIES.
Listen to yourself and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.56324153]

>>56324111
Faggot
>t. air mattress chad

[Anonymous No.56324259]

>>56322646
>The price of affluence, taste and adulthood...
A headboard is one of the most telling things you will see in someone's home in regards to how entrenched they are in consumerism. If they have decided they want to have something as frivolous and ornamental as a headboard, they will also likely be willing to spend money on other status objects, such as expensive furniture, live-laugh-love posters, crate barrel back panels, vases, etc. It is the ultimate testament to how absorbed in "status" material, something that nearly all women are deeply enamored with.

Make no mistake, I love fancy alarms, nice desks, tvs, nice clothes, nice chairs, rugs to keep my feet warm, nice fans to keep me cool in summer, but all of those serve some sort of actual purpose rather than just being material I fill my home with to signal value to others.

Does it represent integrity? I'd say yes, because it signals you are going to be deep in debt and simply can't afford to not climb into a more affluent lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.56324268]

>>56322557
>your bed doesn't have a "headboard"
are you poor?

[Anonymous No.56324282]

>>56322557
Because it implies that you're poor and low class and here pussy tries to at the idea of some low class pauper nutting in her and trapping her to a life of mediocrity forever.
Just get a headboard. It's not even that expensive.

[Anonymous No.56324301]

>>56322904
Also this

[Anonymous No.56324335]

>>56324282
This, trashy whores obviously don't care but most bitches liken themselves to romance princesses. Also it's a shitty feeling when your head gets stuck in the hole between the wall and the mat.

[Anonymous No.56324362]

It's so when they get fucked they have something to hold onto

[Anonymous No.56324368]

>>56322557
The headboard is vital to their favorite sex position where they have one foot up on it and the other kneeling on the bed then they do lunges onto your dick making an angle that means their colon presses on their cervix and it feels a bit like birth but unlike real birth they won't shit themselves because of the dick plugging their ass, however if you've a small dick it doesn't matter as they're in a lunge position so they won't get any shit on them.

[Anonymous No.56324392]

sodomy is for STD-ridden polyamorous redditfags.

not having casual sex is good, and my unused intact penis is bigger than your diseased mutilated microdick

[Anonymous No.56324417]

>>56324111
>blah blah blah
yeah who has the dope when the whore needs it? thats all that matters.

[Anonymous No.56325067]

>>56324268
No? Its just not included

[Anonymous No.56325454]

>>56324268
The frame I inherited (used from my dad's guest bedroom) came with one but I didn't attach it because I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.56325456]

>>56325067
why not? women think you are poor

[Anonymous No.56325471]

>>56324392
>sex-less faggot coping
>id: sad

hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56326235]

>>56322574

lmao this retard, its purely to make the bed look nicer dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.56327759]

>>56322557
how is this business related?

[Anonymous No.56327784]

>>56324259
>Spend 1/3 of your life there
>Make it comfier for $100
This is poor people cope. You probably have dirty bed sheets and some minor mental disease.

[Anonymous No.56328147]

>>56324259
based

[Anonymous No.56328159]

>>56322904
fucked one a while ago who found that distracting. ended up having to place the matress on the ground to finish pounding her there. we lost half of our fun do to it.

[Anonymous No.56328181]

>>56324111
lmao, as if she hasnt had her head buried deep in some pillow in plenty of beds looking like that

[Anonymous No.56328194]

>>56324335
my dude, every women wants to be a princess, but they are all whores who think themselves special.

[Anonymous No.56328199]

>>56322557
All the King sized beds have one, anon, it's a sign of status, but how would you know? (You) are a poorfag, and a virgin, so kys to end your bloodline, I'll go fuck my redhead girlfriend and set another short on Kinetix

[Anonymous No.56328202]

>>56328199
They don't, you're just spreading misinformation

[Anonymous No.56328206]

>>56324392
Fucking kek
>>56325471
Thanks for your services anon

[Anonymous No.56328207]

>>56328199
What a fucking chad

[Anonymous No.56328210]

>>56328199
I hope it goes up you retard

[Anonymous No.56328233]

>>56324094
I work at a furniture store and have unironically built that exact bed in dozens of homes. Those leather straps on the sides of the headboard are stitched onto the front side, but velcro attacked to the back. The frame is also made of some kind of really inferior pine wood, it's extremely light.

[Anonymous No.56328368]

>>56325471
kek