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[Anonymous No.56322290]

Nothingburger #4483 Edition

You are not allowed to post in this thread if you think Israel and/or Palestine matters

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[Anonymous No.56322294]

can i train myself to be gay?

[Anonymous No.56322295]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.56322309]

>>56322295
where?

[Anonymous No.56322316]

Its a BOBO day

[Anonymous No.56322327]

this conflict should cause inflation to run hot again right? oil should pump as a result? defense stocks should pump as well, what else?

[Anonymous No.56322330]

Going to be tempting to buy defense stocks going forward. I was looking at Raytheon under $70 for its sizable dividend and long history of dividend growth but last I checked it was up 4% pre market. Seems like a lot of missiles are being used throughout the world these days and those stocks will have to be replenished. Anyone else looking at RTX right now? I’ve sworn off general dynamics because I firmly believe the reign of the main battle tank is over

[Anonymous No.56322331]

>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: THE US IS LIKELY TO TAKE STEPS TO ENFORCE $60/BARREL OIL - WSJ.
interesting

[Anonymous No.56322332]

>>56322316
A Bobo week, ending in a Bobo celebration day

[Anonymous No.56322336]

>>56322331
Why does she even have an opinion on that?

[Anonymous No.56322339]

>>56322327
I just don't see how you faggots are SO reactionary about this shit. I knew there would be some new bullshit for you to freak out about sooner rather than later but this is especially ridiculous. As if you're like 14 and haven't seen that Israel and Palestine have a little bitch fight every so often. Seriously this is even more of a nothingburger than the Ukraine shit, get a fucking grip.

[Anonymous No.56322349]

>>56322332
WE FEAST AT 4:00

[Anonymous No.56322355]

>>56322331
She will have to some strong words in that letter to China and India.

[Anonymous No.56322356]

Anyone notice all these faggot analysts crying about "DA MARKEH OVERSOOOLD"?
Same fuckholes weren't crying this hard when it was overbought af

[Anonymous No.56322359]

>be me
>have life savings in American stock
Should I sell it all now? How do I know when to get back in?

[Anonymous No.56322360]

Should I sell my ACMR? I bought it at 8 and it's almost 19 despite SOXL taking a beating

[Anonymous No.56322363]

Kek israelis, kek hamasies

[Anonymous No.56322372]

>Pre-premarket US joins
>pumps DAX 100 points
>dumps DAX 100 points right til premarket US joins
>Premarket US Joins
>???

[Anonymous No.56322405]

38 days oil inventory

[Anonymous No.56322406]

>>56322359
Recoup your initial investment and let the rest ride or sell it all and DCA into any longs you have

[Anonymous No.56322423]

You know what wont be saved by a new conflict?

corporate real estate, time to pile in like last year.

$$$$DRV$$$$$

[Anonymous No.56322429]

ORLEN brothers 200PLN in 2024. I also can't believe the janitorial staff does it for free.

[Anonymous No.56322434]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56322449]

Wonder how many bakes have been made by the SEC/FINRA?

[Anonymous No.56322453]

He said: The Day of EL YAH will be my day of vengance.
There will be blood splattered on the streets.
And I said: I know nothing!
I am just a sail in the ocean begging that the wind comes from You.
They will say: Man, fuck money! I do not want money anymore!
That is exactly how it will be.
Everything will be abandoned and everyone will flee.
And people will be fighting over the trees.

[Anonymous No.56322456]

>>56322327
this, what is the hot ticket to take advantage of besides oil and defense, preferably at under 100/share

[Anonymous No.56322458]

fake market, every day is a headfake

[Anonymous No.56322460]

Sell

[Anonymous No.56322468]

>>56322460

[Anonymous No.56322488]

>>56322460
no lol

[Anonymous No.56322496]

lol

[Anonymous No.56322502]

I have a bad feeling about this week, I think rate cuts are very likely. Should I lock in some bonds before it happens?

[Anonymous No.56322504]

>>56322496
and these are the stupid fucks that are tits long NVDA meanwhile it keeps bouncing off 100ma

[Anonymous No.56322508]

>>56322502
>I think rate cuts are very likely.
Why?

[Anonymous No.56322513]

>>56322290
honestly what should I buy rn with 150€? was thinking of starting an ETF DCA with S&P, Lockheed or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.56322516]

>>56322290
good morning and fuck you
https://seekingalpha.com/news/4019075-chevron-told-by-israel-to-shut-down-tamar-gas-platform
>Chevron (NYSE:CVX) said Monday it was instructed by the Israel government to shut natural gas production at the Tamar platform in the Mediterranean Sea due to safety concerns following the weekend attack on Israel by Hamas.
this platform is literally miles and miles away from the action, hamas cannot reach it

[Anonymous No.56322520]

>>56322513
nothing, just farm 5% interest on cash

[Anonymous No.56322519]

>>56322513
get a job

[Anonymous No.56322531]

>>56322405
the US has 100+ days of oil inventory
https://twitter.com/energy_blogger/status/1711076857175834650
the problem, if any, is the kind of oil that's available, not the total inventory level

[Anonymous No.56322534]

>>56322519
already have one
>>56322520
wish life was like osrs

[Anonymous No.56322549]

We are going to close green aren't we

[Anonymous No.56322555]

>>56322508
For Palestine!

[Anonymous No.56322556]

Total TTOO recovery.

[Anonymous No.56322559]

something tells me i won't be finding a job very soon, may as well apply for unemployment pay.

>>56322549
a repeat of friday, yes.

[Anonymous No.56322575]

>>56322559
>a repeat of friday, yes.
yea... my empty gut full of coffee is telling me this as well.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56322576]

1,200 dead israelis? That'd be like 40,000 dead Americans, or 66,500 dead bipocs.

[Anonymous No.56322581]

https://twitter.com/TWEETARRAZZI/status/1579041180356345856
tfw no 220ft battle station

[Anonymous No.56322591]

>>56322559
its your insurance policy. if you don't claim it its on you.

[Anonymous No.56322595]

>>56322576
>That'd be like 40,000 dead Americans
no it wouldn't. it would be way better than that.

[Anonymous No.56322597]

>>56322508
I just went to a tarrot lady and asked her
she said the cosmic energy around the fed members is very distorted and difficult to read. I had the upside-down death card and she told me that unexpected things will happen this year. I fear that I'll lose a lot of money if I don't put it somewhere save.

[Anonymous No.56322601]

>>56322576
how many crabs?

[Anonymous No.56322608]

>>56322595
i mean honestly, they probably only did one of those because all they already did the others years ago.

[Anonymous No.56322612]

>>56322597
>tarrot lady
Stopped reading.

[Anonymous No.56322616]

>>56322576
A true jew would say that it isn't even comparable. Then other the other hand would say "Whoever saves a single life is considered by scripture to have saved the whole world".

[Anonymous No.56322617]

>>56322597
makes sense since fed has literally no clue what they're doing and admits as such
rate cuts don't happen until there's a problem in repo though

[Anonymous No.56322619]

>>56322576
First Hoeflation now Goyflation. All they had to do was post the in store prices and we could have avoided all of this.

[Anonymous No.56322620]

>>56322616
that means Saved it doesn't mean "not dead."

[Anonymous No.56322623]

Does anyone think AMR will be going higher?

[Anonymous No.56322631]

Who else is ready to see fat green candles while bears absolutely lose their minds? Lol

[Anonymous No.56322632]

>>56322597
how horrifying

[Anonymous No.56322652]

>>56322620
I'm just meming the movie.

[Anonymous No.56322653]

BIDEN IS MY PRESIDENT
I STAND WITH ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.56322657]

>>56322616
no true scotsman

[Anonymous No.56322658]

>>56322620
I'm far more convinced the first part of my post is more truthful.

[Anonymous No.56322664]

>>56322653
Biden doesnt really care about israel though

[Anonymous No.56322666]

>>56322664
80% of his party is funded by israeli kickbacks so yes he does care.

[Anonymous No.56322672]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56322674]

>>56322653
The weapons used in this act of Iranian aggression were left overs from the Afghanistan withdraw right? When are we going to just go into Tehran and deliver the oppressed people there some freedom with a side of democracy and gay marriage?

[Anonymous No.56322688]

>>56322672
Oh man twitter is full with indians on israel's side

[Anonymous No.56322696]

>>56322674
russia probably sold some captured ukrainian equipment too, then tried to spread the rumor that ukraine sold it themselves

[Anonymous No.56322699]

>>56322666
Its not though, he sent the carrier to stop hezbollah from joining in and nothing more

[Anonymous No.56322703]

>>56322623
Yes. But it will crab for a while for sure. Or go down a bit before more up.
Personally sold all of it. It was a good run. Might buy again if it dips

[Anonymous No.56322718]

>>56322672
sir please do the needful for your kind

[Anonymous No.56322725]

>>56322688
how do we profit from it?

[Anonymous No.56322727]

>>56322696
Or Ukraine spread the rumor russians sold captured ukrainian... etc.

You know, like Nordstreampipeline. Made really sense for russia to destroy it, haha. I mean, it must have been them since nobody is talking about the topic anymore or ever really did. Case closed, right?

[Anonymous No.56322729]

>>56322652
>>56322658
i accept it

[Anonymous No.56322735]

>>56322608
we also just paid iran $6 billion in a hostage swap and the US is trying to claim "we have no material evidence that iran did anything to support hamas in this attack"
ya no shit you don't. it's out the door already lol the check cleared already lmao

[Anonymous No.56322737]

>>56322727
but it never made sense for russia to blow it up, just like it makes no sense for ukraine to sell any arms to gaza

[Anonymous No.56322740]

>>56322664
>Joe and Jill Biden are Roman Catholics - but all three of the Biden children married Jews

you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.56322742]

As an oil barron I just want to thank hamas for returning oil to 90$ a barrel

[Anonymous No.56322745]

>>56322735
to think USA didn't supply both sides in this from the Ukraine corruption and controversy is crazy.

[Anonymous No.56322746]

>>56322735
its still being held by qatar, iran literally did not get the money yet. even the permabuttblasted anti-american sources like 0hedge admit that

[Anonymous No.56322755]

>>56322160
Fintwit geopolitical takes are so bad, it really shows when someone is out of their depth

[Anonymous No.56322756]

A moment of silence guys please, for the owners for the NYSE

[Anonymous No.56322758]

>>56322737
You just need a couple of corrupt individuals for weapons to reach the black market

[Anonymous No.56322759]

>>56322740
Yeah, he wont even talk to bibi in person or invite him for a state visit; something the kikes have been complaining about for years

[Anonymous No.56322761]

>>56322339
market participants are reactionary, im here to make money. faggot

[Anonymous No.56322767]

>>56322756
This is going to be a thing all election season, and we will never hear of Ukraine and then one day all the maps will change.

[Anonymous No.56322768]

>>56322703
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.56322770]

>>56322737
Wait, the palestines have ukrainian equipment? Didn't follow back the conversation. Ok, ehm. With ukrainian is meant ukrainian weaponry or EU+US stuff with Ukrainian flag on it? Cause Baggie wrote something about Afghanistan so I have ot assume it is US-made weapons.

[Anonymous No.56322771]

reminder that if you're a cryptofag you're actually fucked, it's just a matter of time
https://twitter.com/ParrotCapital/status/1650539785487011841

[Anonymous No.56322781]

>>56322761
>>56322339
You faggots really wanna bring up the reactionary definition argument, do you?

[Anonymous No.56322782]

>>56322746
that is not confidence building whatsoever -- but thanks at least it is good to know it's still in escrow

[Anonymous No.56322784]

>>56322597
Better than any TA

[Anonymous No.56322785]

>OUR WORKING ASSUMPTION

[Anonymous No.56322791]

We R BACK BABY!
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV

[Anonymous No.56322794]

We finish up ~2%

[Anonymous No.56322796]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56322801]

DEFMD UP ALMOST 10% PRE MARKET OPENING

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[Anonymous No.56322802]

>Noooo you're a fool for shorting NVDA there's no way it's a bubble
How do you feel now, mumus?

[Anonymous No.56322806]

>>56322801
*DEFND
Phone posting at work lol

[Anonymous No.56322813]

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[Anonymous No.56322816]

>>56322813

[Anonymous No.56322817]

>>56322801
that's not new value creation, that's you and the rest of retail overpaying, early. make sure you get out of that just as quickly.

[Anonymous No.56322819]

Well I can't do anything with the new bing ai art.. everything is restricted.

[Anonymous No.56322821]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56322829]

>>56322817
I'm aware man. I'm making sure to read everything this week. Gonna be crazy.

[Anonymous No.56322832]

>>56322813
Thank you for your service during these trying times for Israel.

[Anonymous No.56322834]

>XLE
>SPY

[Anonymous No.56322835]

>>56322819
>OY VEY YOU'RE NOT BEING ANTISEMITIC AND ANTIAMERICAN BY DISPLAYING DECREASING EQUITY PRICES ARE YOU GOY?!

[Anonymous No.56322839]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56322844]

>>56322781
It really activates your autism, huh? What's so hard to understand about the concept that retail bears are "prone to reaction" when spooky headlines come out?

[Anonymous No.56322848]

I bought gush

[Anonymous No.56322849]

EHang halted up pending significant material news.....

[Anonymous No.56322850]

KEKKKK BAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIEEEEES

[Anonymous No.56322854]

Again these fucking dogshit pre-market dumps where shit has already gaped down before you even got to do anything

[Anonymous No.56322858]

>>56322802
...U srs? Bro the amount of people trying to short the shit out of NVDA purely because it's NVDA is astronomical. Thinking all the red on semis is justified when there's literally nothing bearish coming out about the sector is, once again, retail bears' biggest mistake.

[Anonymous No.56322860]

>>56322819
>Unsafe image.
What did they mean by this...

[Anonymous No.56322871]

>>56322819
Line graph going down, crash and correction are all banned phrases

[Anonymous No.56322876]

>>56322850
yeah, maybe if you're retarded and day trade.

[Anonymous No.56322879]

>on the cusp of a regional war
>dumbasses talking about random ass stocks like it’s going to be a normal market week
You people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.56322882]

Oil probably dipping back to 83 tomorrow. Saw this pattern last year. Dippedy dip during the CPI week, then violent takeoff. 6 dollar a gallon gas soon.

[Anonymous No.56322885]

>>56322860
I think they declared them unsafe once Hamas started killing jews. I'm guessing they're trying to avoid a black swan?

[Anonymous No.56322887]

>>56322858
overvalued. 40x two years forward P/E is overvalued sorry to say sweaty

[Anonymous No.56322893]

>>56322819
>>56322860
It won't generate anything if the prompt has "woman" plus anything even remotely suggestive of swimsuits or slightly revealing clothing. I think the precedent Microsoft is setting by suggesting that fictional adult women wearing clothing that MIGHT show their cleavage is somehow "unsafe" is disturbing.

[Anonymous No.56322897]

MIC bros they laughed at us...

[Anonymous No.56322900]

>>56322819
cant say defeated... too problematic.

[Anonymous No.56322905]

>>56322897
Bet you have dogshit like RTX, though.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56322909]

>>56322879
It's not even a regional conflict, literally just a civil war. Palestine isn't a real country.

[Anonymous No.56322914]

>>56322819

[Anonymous No.56322915]

>>56322905
Yes, I am retarded, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.56322916]

>>56322909
Baggie even if you 100% believe that even you couldn't be so retarded as to not understand how this could spill out into a wider regional conflict.

[Anonymous No.56322920]

>>56322819
oy gevalt

[Anonymous No.56322925]

zoom out on 5 days, this is just a healthy pullback from the big run up we had, still within higher low territory on our way to the new bull cycle

[Anonymous No.56322929]

>>56322887
Oh remember when you guys were saying the same thing when the peepee ratio was over 100? But now it's been cut in half in the span of like 6 weeks and you still aren't satisfied lol

[Anonymous No.56322931]

>>56322909
>draw 100k troops into a tiny square
>100k rockets fired
>250k hezbollah invades from the north
>stock market doubles in 5 years
:)

[Anonymous No.56322933]

>>56322914
Share me your keywords or is this older?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56322935]

>>56322916
>implying something is going to happen.
hint: it never happens.
This will be all over by Friday.

[Anonymous No.56322938]

>NQ finally moves to the upside
>sells off 15 points in seconds within the same bar
I really hate these faggots that dump their longs so soon

[Anonymous No.56322942]

today is just another repeat of friday.

[Anonymous No.56322945]

WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT?????!

[Anonymous No.56322946]

I hope every insider trading glowfaggot who knew to hold through that short squeeze also lost all of his gains in that gap.

[Anonymous No.56322948]

>>56322942
Time is a Laserdisc.

[Anonymous No.56322949]

>>56322929
>remember that other time when it was overvalued back then?
yeah. I also remember you retard mumus saying that valuations don't matter and are an antiquated concept on TSLA. Well guess what happened to TSLA's share price? It went back to more realistic levels. Time to sell while you can mate

[Anonymous No.56322951]

>>56322945
>I bought :(

[Anonymous No.56322952]

Why will the market pump today?

[Anonymous No.56322957]

>>56322945
Wars drop volatility 33% and cause a 10% bull rally on average

[Anonymous No.56322962]

>>56322952
because we're possibly going to war, also because the bond market is closed today so nobody knows for sure if rates will continue going higher

[Anonymous No.56322965]

>move
>reverse
>move
>reverse
>move
>reverse

[Anonymous No.56322966]

>>56322952
I sold

[Anonymous No.56322967]

>>56322952
The same reason it pumps every day under CIA president:
We now have a class of corrupt insider trading glowfaggots who get to consider it a national security risk if the market crashes, i.e. it's a national security risk if they don't get to insider trade.

[Anonymous No.56322968]

>>56322952
See >>56322952

[Anonymous No.56322969]

>>56322909
neither is israel

[Anonymous No.56322971]

>>56322949
Hahahahahaha jesus fucking christ the never-Elon faggots unironically can't see that TSLA is about to go on another moon mission. You deserve the pain.

[Anonymous No.56322972]

>>56322962
Why would war cause a pump In the very short term

[Anonymous No.56322973]

>>56322893
They gutted this ai so quickly and severely... only the first few days of it were entertaining and now you spend hours trying to find a workaround thay doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.56322978]

>>56322945
BAAL is satisfied with the blood sacrifice of the recently slain palistinian children. he shall allow his people of Israel to prosper for another year. BUY NOW or be priced out.

[Anonymous No.56322980]

>>56322952
>pump
We're staying in this sideways channel for the rest of the day. Any breakout or breakdown is false and will be reversed immediately

[Anonymous No.56322981]

Fuck I forgot it was Columbus Day.

[Anonymous No.56322983]

>>56322973
all his anima have 3 boobs

[Anonymous No.56322984]

>>56322972
War is good for business.

[Anonymous No.56322985]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.56322986]

>>56322971
keep holding those bags goy, that's what you've been trained to do

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56322987]

>>56322981
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

[Anonymous No.56322990]

>>56322986
I'm up over 50% on my TSLA you absolute faggot hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56322991]

Thank guy I actually bought those calls with unsettled cash on Friday and wasn't allowed to sell them today, or I would have done something stupid this morning...

[Anonymous No.56322992]

>>56322990
Good time as any to sell then!

[Anonymous No.56322997]

>>56322987
How about feather injun day?

[Anonymous No.56322999]

>>56322290
yup clown world war and shit USA market going up
it's all a scam , who believe in markets anymore.

[Anonymous No.56323001]

I boughted KTOS

[Anonymous No.56323010]

>>56322616
>1 million Arabs are not worth a jewish fingernail
what a beautiful statement I will cherish this one

[Anonymous No.56323016]

>>56322933
Sorry son, that's proprietary and I don't want it to get shoad.

[Anonymous No.56323015]

>>56322844
>Resorts to calling me autistic
>is the faggot that with each attempt tries to ensue a holocaust of an argument about the definition and meaning of the word reactionary
>doesn't want to admit it is primarily used in politics and describes conservative, rightleaning people
>Actually is the autist

[Anonymous No.56323017]

I mean things were going so great already and the economy is definitely still real.

[Anonymous No.56323020]

>50.22 -3.96 (-7.30%)
Antisemites are short ladder attacking EIS

[Anonymous No.56323024]

>>56322999
>markets have always gone up on war
>war happens
>why markets go up?
>much scam wow
> >:(
maybe do some back testing before you trade emotionally

[Anonymous No.56323028]

>>56323015
>>56322844
>Will now want me to define right and left wing

[Anonymous No.56323032]

>>56322999
Wall Street Jews smell money. How hard is that to understand?

[Anonymous No.56323041]

In all seriousness, what in the holy fuck would it actually take for this pretend market to take its fucking nap?

[Anonymous No.56323047]

>>56323032
kek when they gonna rug pull everyone.

[Anonymous No.56323049]

>*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

[Anonymous No.56323050]

>>56323041
new year tax preparation

[Anonymous No.56323055]

Nio keeps dumping.
Don't care though; never selling

[Anonymous No.56323059]

It is getting conspicuously, embarrassingly comical. Why doesn't anyone care that we are just openly turning into fucking China? Why isn't it a national security risk to make all the civilians live in a fascist state with a managed economy?

[Anonymous No.56323062]

>>56323016
Meh I figured it out. Tomorrow it will be patched and I'll need a new method

[Anonymous No.56323063]

>>56323047
idk probably early next year.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323067]

>>56323047
If you panic sell and crash the market the terrorists win. The way to defeat radical islamic terrorists is to go door to door killing everybody in Gaza and putting their heads on display to discourage anybody else from getting a case of the wild jahoodies.

[Anonymous No.56323074]

>energy sector neon green
>everything else is read

this isn't bullish at all just fyi

[Anonymous No.56323076]

>>56323062
That's breddy gud one, too.

[Anonymous No.56323078]

>>56322999
wars are usually bullish for the markets

[Anonymous No.56323080]

markets are healing

[Anonymous No.56323090]

Should I invest in furniture and interior decoration?

[Anonymous No.56323092]

Are you buying EIS, ESLT, and ZIM to stand with Israel or are you an antisemite?

[Anonymous No.56323091]

>>56323078
if an aircraft carrier sinks
still bullish?

[Anonymous No.56323093]

>>56323078
Yeah usually there's no dip or anything and the market just holds up whatever ridiculous short squeeze it already did among glowfaggots in the name of "national security" because the entire federal administration has turned into a scam and 10% of the country is literally just part of a corrupt government-allied gang.

[Anonymous No.56323094]

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56323102]

>>56323080
good job

[Anonymous No.56323105]

>>56323090
Ethan Allen had to change their name because of that kek. They're now ETD.

[Anonymous No.56323109]

Lmfao there's NO fucking reason why some bullshit in Israel should affect THE ENTIRE CHIPS SECTOR. Lol jesus christ retail simply cannot stop smashing the "buy puts" button, it's actually pitiful.

[Anonymous No.56323110]

>>56323074
Military complex anon.

[Anonymous No.56323115]

>>56323067
No different then Hitler and it justifies his initial actions.

[Anonymous No.56323116]

Today is Columbus Day goy. No I’m sorry that your balance hasn’t cleared. You will just have to put more in to participate in the market today. I’m sure you understand goy.

[Anonymous No.56323117]

>>56323092
I can't believe Zim is at 9 dollars now. At what point does it become a buy?

[Anonymous No.56323119]

Time to SLURP

[Anonymous No.56323120]

>>56323109
If INTC isn't making critical defense industry chips, their entire operation in Israel will be completely abandoned.

[Anonymous No.56323121]

>>56323109
hahhhahahahahaaha sell sell sell yeeeeesssss!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56323122]

>>56323091
Yeah, the government would need to buy a new one, driving up the value of the stock of that company
>bears continue to think the stock market is the us government and not the value of the largest companies in the world

[Anonymous No.56323123]

>>56323062
>tripod kid
lol

[Anonymous No.56323124]

>>56323091
Well, yeah, gotta buy a new one. HII and GD my man.

[Anonymous No.56323128]

>>56323117
Listen to Peter lynch (it doesn’t necessarily)

[Anonymous No.56323132]

>>56323124
That does sound very stimulative, Mr. Krugman...

[Anonymous No.56323136]

Gonna sell half my stack at the next high

[Anonymous No.56323139]

>>56323109
You're not retail? Um... @SEC we have a live one.

[Anonymous No.56323140]

>>56323067
As if you weren't doing this for months already

[Anonymous No.56323141]

>>56323109
A lot of chip manufacturer have productions and research sites in israel, because israel has the best spyware that's going to be built right into all hardware.

[Anonymous No.56323143]

>>56323110
paying for overpriced shit, the american way.
i almost feel bad for the suckers who buy stuff for 10-20x the price off people who just bought it off alibaba

[Anonymous No.56323146]

They will never be able to pay rent- and they hate you will get rich off of it.

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[Anonymous No.56323147]

>>56323139
lmao that pic

[Anonymous No.56323148]

>>56323122
>glowies continue to pretend the largest companies and the government aren't practically the same entity

[Anonymous No.56323149]

>>56323139
Me in the middle getting pegged by the girl behind me.

[Anonymous No.56323164]

>leaf markets don't open until tomorrow
my bet against their oil is gonna get fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.56323165]

>>56323117
I already bought in and burning money rn

[Anonymous No.56323171]

AREOSPACE bros are we gonna win or what?

Bear steepening is occurring. it's over.

[Anonymous No.56323178]

>>56322502
New jobs report was very bullish

[Anonymous No.56323186]

>>56323178
So bullish that higherer for longerer

[Anonymous No.56323193]

>>56322502
dam nigga u dumb.

[Anonymous No.56323199]

>>56323171
We are. I'm up 20k right now on DFEN. I called it after the invasion.

Fells good profiting off of Israeli corpses

[Anonymous No.56323210]

When the FUCK do I take profits on TTOO? It feels like we’re gonna get dumped on Thursday

[Anonymous No.56323214]

>>56323178
[60 days go by]

Wait these revisions mean the number is very very very bad...

So they are using good job numbers to make sure they can keep rates higher for longer because there are other major issues going on they want to mask.

[Anonymous No.56323216]

>>56323148
They arent, the entire government could collapse and the stock market would probably not even notice

[Anonymous No.56323221]

Inmode 7% dip due the invasion. Literally free money if you buy right now

[Anonymous No.56323228]

>>56323221
Near the end of market. I'll buy. Too early

[Anonymous No.56323233]

>>56323216
>the entire government could collapse and the stock market probably would not even notice

[Anonymous No.56323244]

>>56323178
Was it though? Companies are offering more part timers to decrease their spending on normies while full time actual jobs are getting cut.

[Anonymous No.56323249]

Seriously, though, can we go back to the mindset where it's a "national security issue" if our entire society is just openly a total fucking scam and our citizens are the laughing stock of the planet for buying it?

[Anonymous No.56323250]

>>56323216

[Anonymous No.56323260]

>>56323244
And a bunch of tech companies announced layoffs friday night

[Anonymous No.56323267]

Bond markets closed

[Anonymous No.56323266]

>>56323233
Yes, i know this concept is difficult for you /pol/ schizos to understand but the stock market is just the combined value of companies in many different sectors

[Anonymous No.56323269]

Since when did bobo own a food company?

[Anonymous No.56323276]

>>56323221
>>56323228
Are their operations actually based 100% in Israel? Because then you're looking at a shutdown lasting as long as it takes for ground troops to clear Gaza which...could be a while.

[Anonymous No.56323285]

>>56323266
Wall Street is unironically an integral part of the Deep State.
>s-schizo!!
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56323286]

>>56323267
Why is my VGLT rallying?

[Anonymous No.56323288]

>>56323249
Yeah, by the early 2040's. But it's a bumpy ride to get there.

[Anonymous No.56323291]

>>56323266
Yeah and those values aren't randomly selected by a random number generator, reddit dipshit. There's this thing called the economy, and it's carefully managed by the government for a reason, but I understand that this latest price action is so conspicuously complete bullshit that now they've got you twats running an interference campaign to gaslight everyone into forgetting how life on planet Earth works while you insider trade.

I hope they send you.

[Anonymous No.56323294]

oooooooohhhhh

[Anonymous No.56323296]

>>56323117
Imminently bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.56323297]

>>56323276
Yes. I'm not buying yet. Way too early

[Anonymous No.56323299]

>>56323286
Because stock and ETF trading is still going on, even if the underlying bond settlement isn't happening. Think, like, trading BABA outside Chinese market hours.

[Anonymous No.56323305]

>>56323117
It didn't throw up any red flags for you when they made their dividend 150%?

[Anonymous No.56323309]

>>56323299
Checked guessed so. Won't be trading any BABA only buying at these prices.

[Anonymous No.56323310]

>>56323148
cia funds amazon, fbi facebook,
nsa funds microshit,
one of these fucks made a huge order at nvda

they could be forgiven for thinking they're the boss

[Anonymous No.56323318]

>>56323117
Israel foreign dividend tax going to 99% after this war, goy :)

[Anonymous No.56323319]

>>56323269
>Tradwife on the wrapper
Can someone shop her to be the mumette and replace oat bites with creampies?

[Anonymous No.56323324]

>>56323291
>/pol/ schizo thinks there sre federal agents assigned to control the narrative on a tiny website
>he also thinks the fed is a governmental organization
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.56323329]

>>56323324
It's so funny anon. Le epin.

[Anonymous No.56323330]

>>56323178
Not really

[Anonymous No.56323336]

>>56323329
yeah, it is, it shows you are completely retarded hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56323337]

>>56323324
>bubble stock bull is also a Fed
why am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.56323341]

>>56323324
I will say this: If you're being serious, then on some real shit, you have no idea how anything works, you have no idea about economics or trading or the stock market, and I would be the one laughing at you because, in that case, you would actually be hysterically funny.

But I know you're just some glowfaggot posturing for his dickhead cheerleaders, so I'll give you a 2/10 for at least plausibly being a real redditor.

[Anonymous No.56323344]

>>56323094
Just wait for all the smaller tech heavy banks to fail next week. Gonna be an absolute shit show fire sale

[Anonymous No.56323345]

TTOO BUYOUT INCOMING BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56323347]

The president appoints the fed chair who then works closely with the treasury by his own admission, by the way, you sophistic little twat.

[Anonymous No.56323349]

>>56323319
>tradwife
yeah why does all of bobo's cookies have the same aryan tradwife on wrapper? Since when does bobo get 8/10 and up blondes?

[Anonymous No.56323351]

>>56323324
dude...you're willfully ignorant

[Anonymous No.56323352]

>>56323337
>>56323341
lmao these retards really believe there sre glowniggers here. Hahaha you /pol/ schizos are just pissing into the wind. But please, short this market i fucking dare you hahaha

[Anonymous No.56323356]

>>56323266
Gov intervention and oversite in the private sector is a key influence...this is basic... how are you having this much of a problem?

The gov in ca just raised min wagies for fast food workers to 20/hr....this will have direct influence.
Gov refusing to enforcing laws and letting rampant theft continue...this has and will had direct influence.
Biden heeming domestic production of oil had an influence
biden releasing spr had an influence
peloci visiting taiwan had an influence
...list goes on and on

[Anonymous No.56323360]

UP OR DOWN THIS WEEK? CPI/PPI SOON.

[Anonymous No.56323362]

>>56323352
You are embarrassing yourself, little buddy. Read a fucking book indeed.

[Anonymous No.56323373]

>googl
i love this stock like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.56323377]

>>56323360
UP

[Anonymous No.56323380]

>>56323352
keep glowing mate, that won't stop what's coming.

[Anonymous No.56323385]

DRV
>DRV
to $81
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to $81
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to $81

[Anonymous No.56323386]

>>56323324
wow my guy. Hold up. Tell me the fundamental Formula for Price?

[Anonymous No.56323387]

>>56323373
Everyone does. Google stock is always a given. I'm sure everyone here has at least some of the big boys

[Anonymous No.56323389]

>>56323373
How is it green? Bobo promised me -20% yesterday. How is it just not affected by ww3 ?

[Anonymous No.56323397]

>>56323360
>Chimps teaching wypipo to wash they chicken

[Anonymous No.56323399]

>>56323356
Lmao the fed isnt the government, I bet you think the government printed a bunch of money too hahahaha
>>56323362
>>56323380
Market will rally to ath by eoy and the us economy is absolutely booming and the easiest it had been to succeed, you just really are that bad at life

[Anonymous No.56323400]

>>56323389
>How is it just not affected by ww3 ?
they totally wont make gaza into even more of a police state with high tech tracking and analytics.

[Anonymous No.56323407]

>>56323399
hahahahahaah!!!

[Anonymous No.56323409]

>>56323385
XLRE's already bottoming at its lows from last October. I think you'd need even higher yields to heem it down to the COVID lows.

[Anonymous No.56323415]

"We have to go in to Gaza"
>"We have to go in to Gaza"
"We have to go in to Gaza"
>"We have to go in to Gaza"
PUMP PUMP PUMP INTO ELECTION
BUYDENOMIC
"We have to go in to Gaza"
>"We have to go in to Gaza"

[Anonymous No.56323418]

>>56323415
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.56323420]

>>56322330
I think all the big US defense contractors have solid dividend histories so I'd focus more on what you get for your share price. Considering revenues, margins, returns, capex, etc. I think LMT was the best deal on Friday but prices are flying everywhere now.

[Anonymous No.56323429]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdEupVsL07E

[Anonymous No.56323436]

>>56323399
Fed is part of the government but none of the examples provided mentioned the fed....so did you pull that out of your ass and thought it was a counter? lol

[Anonymous No.56323437]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56323442]

>pic related

[Anonymous No.56323443]

>>56323437
It’s weird, I like investing in pepsi more because of their frito lay chip line but I prefer drinking coke.

[Anonymous No.56323447]

if the china invades the taiwan, would the SOXS be a good buy

[Anonymous No.56323457]

>>56322756
holy fuck her nose is half of her face

[Anonymous No.56323461]

>>56323415
carpet bombing it would be so much easier just saying

[Anonymous No.56323460]

>>56323442
>t.fagman

[Anonymous No.56323470]

>>56323436
It's literally just some fuckass little kid randomly typing all the econ terminology he happens to know.

[Anonymous No.56323473]

>>56323436
The fed is most certainly not part of government.

>>56323352

Finra, sec, etc. Not hard to find, track the traffic,analyze text, and cross reference users. You've all got the same type of pretentiousness which is surpassed by none. Hubris as a metric is ironic... isn't it.

[Anonymous No.56323477]

Fuck sakes, I schizopost and look at memes and shit
And I didn't act on a jewish holiday on a 7x7 shemitah year

[Anonymous No.56323479]

oh thats right, the bond market is closed. the market is just going to crab today. guess i'll go workout and do something else today.

[Anonymous No.56323483]

>>56323447
north korea is going to nuke south korea first

[Anonymous No.56323498]

>>56323442
It is quite natural that the big mega caps would contribute the most, no? That's where the money is. They are the ones to get the preferential and best treatment. They also used the ZIRP policy to its full extent and got huge loans at near zero interest. They will survive no matter the environment
Just buy

[Anonymous No.56323507]

>>56323498
They're also favorable for consolidation

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323513]

I thought war was profitable? Why is everything going down?

[Anonymous No.56323519]

>>56323513
Everything in my portfolio is up except BABA & JD. So idk what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.56323524]

>>56323513
They cant pay rent and no one wants to work in the office:

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[Anonymous No.56323527]

>>56323513
because I bought

[Anonymous No.56323532]

>>56323352
This is proof that the black swan is almost here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323538]

>>56323524
Why don't we just draft them and send them out to Tehran? We can solve the housing crisis, and keep the world safe from radical Islamic terrorism.

[Anonymous No.56323539]

>>56323513
idk oil and gold are doing well dunno what you mean

[FRESH No.56323547]

>>56323536
>>56323536
>>56323536

[Anonymous No.56323548]

AMD is still over $100

Seems like w still WAAYYY over bought.

[Anonymous No.56323561]

>>56323437
Nah, divvyboomers are just reallocating into TLT.

[Anonymous No.56323563]

>>56323513
it takes a while to start the printing machine,a little rusty

[Anonymous No.56323578]

>>56323447
Even better: $1 puts on EWT.

[Anonymous No.56323723]

>>56322327
I have exposed 10% of my capital to defence today

[Anonymous No.56323882]

>>56322990
> from +170% to 50%

Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.56324002]

>americans on track to run out of savings this month
>israel attacked.

[Anonymous No.56325881]

>>56322999
I told you dumb faggots this would happen. Fucking Israel has been getting attacked by Hamas for fucking years.

[Anonymous No.56325892]

>>56324002
Americans never had savings to begin with and Israel always gets attacked by Hamas. Big nothing burger