/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56311644]

Bitcoin and crypto explained in a picture.

[Anonymous No.56311665]

>>56311644
Still better than fiat

[Anonymous No.56311675]

My monkeys are different though

[Anonymous No.56311746]

>>56311644
Greater fool theory applies to most investments: tech stocks, pmg, crypto
>>56311665
Exactly. Fiat is an even worse scam than greater fool investing.

[Anonyous No.56311764]

>>56311644
>>56311746
More broadly, this applies to all of human civilization:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXdaIsfio8

[Anonymous No.56311778]

>>56311644
>>56311665
fpbp

[Anonymous No.56311793]

yes ser do not buy the bitcoins village needful

[Anonymous No.56311875]

>>56311644
you explained it (you didn't) in text, not a picture
also, bitcoin doesn't go up
it's the dollar that goes down

[Anonymous No.56311900]

a 80 IQ pajeet street shitter made this image

[Anonymous No.56311904]

>>56311644
Shitpost aside, can someone explain the logical jump where the confederate assistant offers to sell them back for $35?
If this is meant to parallel crypto markets I don't really understand who or what the assistant's offer is meant to mirror.

[Anonymous No.56311914]

>>56311746
>pmg
it doesnt apply to pmg at all lol, check mate retard

[Anonymous No.56311935]

>>56311644
Oh yeah?

>before the salesmen disappear, the villagers vote in their DAO to redistribute the monkeys piece-by-piece at a price of $35
>now, the salesmen are forced to unwind their monkey business and redistribute their treasury, or else the villagers will kill them and do it themselves
Checkmate liberals

[Anonymous No.56311960]

>>56311935
>or else the villagers will kill them and do it themselves
If the villagers will able and willing to do that all along why even bother with the first step?

[Anonymous No.56311973]

>>56311960
The DAO hut is where all important monkey business is performed. It’s common sense. We must get our real fair value out of these monkeys.

[Anonymous No.56312091]

>>56311935
>>56311973
kek

[Anonymous No.56312253]

>>56311665
I'd rather have $35 than a monkey desu

[Anonymous No.56312971]

>>56312253
"ayy lmao"

[Anonymous No.56313000]

>>56312253
kek typical /biz/

[Anonymous No.56313029]

>>56311644
I expect this low iq on reddit. Go back, the village misses its idiot.

[Anonymous No.56313119]

>>56313000
So monkeys are actually a gold mine? That price range seems much higher then it should be

[Anonymous No.56313121]

>>56313119
(((they))) fear the indoor simian propagator

[Anonymous No.56313346]

>>56313121
what in the hell are you talking about dumbass

[Anonymous No.56313357]

>>56313000
Holy shit, actual actionable financial advice that can make us rich on /biz/
I never thought I'd see the day
Who wants to start a monkey breeding operation with me? We're not gonna breed those retarded $1,500 ones, we're going straight to the top on this

[Anonymous No.56313381]

>>56313357
Ape industries

[Anonymous No.56313516]

>>56313381
you mean that new company that makes those dumb nft monkey pictures i think it's a scam just like crypto and blockchain

[Anonymous No.56313584]

>>56311644
The Villagers could use crypto and demand the man use a smart contract to guarantee payment. This stops the entire scam. Not just this man's scam. But him and the rest of the entire financial and banking industry.

[Anonymous No.56313706]

>>56313516
yes i completely agree with this person who wrote that nfts are a scam to separate idiots from their money

[Anonymous No.56313859]

>>56313706
it is true and i am smart not a idiot that is why it is the idiots who have the money that they use to buy nfts

[Anonymous No.56314027]

>>56313859
listen pal there's no reason to be a jerk just because i don't like nfts you can invest in whatever you want but i think nfts are a scam

[Anonymous No.56314199]

>>56314027
listen you stupid moron nfts are the future if your tiny brain cannot comprehend that you need to stfu and let the smart people run the world

[Anonymous No.56314321]

>>56311665
Yup, also, OP, I'm not reading your faggot story.

[Anonymous No.56314349]

>>56314199
hey you stupid moron nfts are going to be the future if your tiny brain can't comprehend that you need to shut up and let the smart people do what they do best that means shut up and quit complaining you don't understand it it's too intelligent for you

[Anonymous No.56314490]

>>56314349
listen here you little turd nfts are bullshit no one needs your overpriced meaningless jpegs or whatever you're trying to sell us they're a scam and a disgrace go find some other gullible morons to scam because i ain't stupid enough to fall for it

[Anonymous No.56314604]

>>56314490
listen here you little turd nfts are a revolutionary technology that will transform the way we do business and interact with the world nfts are more than just overpriced jpegs they are digital assets that can be owned and traded securely on the blockchain which means they offer unparalleled transparency and efficiency nfts are here to stay so embrace them or be left behind

[Anonymous No.56314647]

>>56311764
thx

[Anonymous No.56314728]

>>56314647
who says "thx" anymore how lame can you be i am so triggered and angry right now

[Anonymous No.56314916]

>>56314728
what kind of retard doesn't know how to spell "thanks" and says "thx" you sound like a complete nerd who uses a smartphone for everything get out of your mom's basement and get a real job

[Anonymous No.56314968]

>>56313357
Been tried...
Union soldiers will shut it down

[Anonymous No.56315051]

>>56314968
the only thing that shut down was the brains of union soldiers when they stormed a confederate fort

[Anonymous No.56315161]

>>56315051
respond to this post you found online this is the post

[Anonymous No.56315307]

>>56315161
i am not going to respond to this idiotic bullshit do you think i am a moron

[Anonymous No.56315446]

>>56315307
listen here you braindead monkey there is no way you are actually this stupid you must be trolling i could literally see a worm with better cognitive ability

[Anonymous No.56315538]

>>56311644
That is actually a true story,
pic related
also nice dubs

[Anonymous No.56316434]

>>56311764
What a long winded shit video, perfect for this shit topic, the TLDR is everything is "collapsing" because non-renewable resources are falling apart. We have hundreds of years of every non-renewable even if we accelerated our consumption at the same rate as we have, and yet he attributes not enough non-renewables as the sole problem and points to "sustainability" as the solution lmao. Shit isn't collapsing in 2050 just because of not enough non-renewables, why are environmentalists so retarded?
If it collapses in our lifetime it won't be because of non-renewables running out, it will be because of fiat and wealth disparity due to increasingly centralized power squeezing everyone else.

[Anonymous No.56317806]

>>56311644
My monkeys stay funky

[Anonymous No.56317849]

If you're going to post schizo babble please do it on the schizo babble boards
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.56317889]

The only reason to buy a monkey is to put it in a blender

[Anonymous No.56317948]

When you realise that you don't need to actually provide value you can get rich. Most of everything isn't truly valuable outside of food, water and shelter. Faggots pay 400k for a wristwatch because every peice of metal inside that you will never see is polished to perfection. If anything most jobs destroy humanity and a return to monkey is needed

[Anonymous No.56318068]

>>56311904
The monkey buyer represents the whales, his assistance is FOMO and the guys chasing them are the normie investors.

Monkey buyers creates hype, and then when this is high uses fomo to lure more investors by dumping on them. The investors expect the whale to come back and bounce the coin/monkey back in price but he never does.

[Anonymous No.56319178]

>>56311644
I have an even better story for you:

>Dave marries Tiffany
>have 3 kids
>Dave takes kids everywhere
>role model dad
>Tiffany fucks Hector the grass cutter
>Dave cries
>Tiffany files for divorce
>divorce court goes to grab Dave's assets to give to Tiffany and Hector
>Dave is a millionaire, but judge cant seize anything
>it's all contained within 32 bytes

but yeah now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.

[Anonymous No.56319242]

>>56315446
Personally I enjoy the schizo AI cat poster

[Anonymous No.56319876]

>>56311746
>applies to most investments
Yup it just happens faster in crypto. Every 4 years is 1999 or 1621. The year doesn't even matter, same shit, same human emotions.

At least /biz/ taught me to recognize the scam, and manage emotions.

[Anonymous No.56321870]

>>56311675
My monkey is Dead.
Is name was ALGO.

[Anonymous No.56321891]

>>56311644
Hehe, monkeys are funny

[Anonymous No.56322824]

>>56311644
this is why i claim haircomb

[Anonymous No.56323995]

>>56311875
>bitcoin doesn't go up
>it's the dollar that goes down
The dillar lost 99.999% of its purchasing power since 2011?

[Anonymous No.56325807]

>>56321870
Idk about Algo anon, but Btc and Eth still have potential for massive gains in the next cycle. I'd keep stacking and hold in an SSI wallet for security.