/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.56300887]

This Time Is Different Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56300004

[Anonymous No.56300894]

First for TMV

[Anonymous No.56300895]

It’s fucking happening

[Anonymous No.56300900]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_3_skKeGCc
mfw Coca cola is under 52

[Anonymous No.56300901]

>>56300887
fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.56300907]

impressive NQ rally, in spite of yields, in spite of dollar

[Anonymous No.56300917]

is my TQQQ 0dte puts going to be ok
hold my hand i am scare

[Anonymous No.56300918]

>>56300895
It keeps bouncing above "happening"

[Anonymous No.56300920]

QQQ is HEAAALING!

[Glowie No.56300921]

Bears are foreign agents or magatards. Biden is going to announce some crazy shit today, hope you didn’t sell.
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.56300922]

>still holds at 4200 support
>already tested 3 times today
Yeah, 4600 eoy confirmed

[Anonymous No.56300923]

ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

[Anonymous No.56300925]

>KO PE 21

Expensive boomer dinossaur company still

>muh safety
Kek

[Anonymous No.56300927]

>shakes me out
>takes off
Every. single. time.

[Anonymous No.56300928]

OIL, GAS, COAL, TLT, CHINK STOCKS. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56300929]

my axe wound is healing sisters

[Anonymous No.56300934]

I am going to live mass for 4 years every day now.
>Thank you DRV

[Anonymous No.56300935]

Uh oh Bobo...

[Glowie No.56300942]

>>56300927
You need to start having faith in yourself and not Russian shill posters.

[Anonymous No.56300949]

I hate mumus

[Anonymous No.56300951]

Any chance consumers are healing again today

[Anonymous No.56300953]

VIX slam ain't helping TLT for *shit*.

[Anonymous No.56300954]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.56300955]

WE'RE TAKING NO PRISONERS TODAY

[Anonymous No.56300956]

Is THE BIG ONE cancelled?

[Anonymous No.56300958]

SHARTSDAQ GREEN, I REPEAT SHARTSDAQ GREEN

[Anonymous No.56300959]

Um you guys promished me a crash.

[Anonymous No.56300966]

>>56300894
>vintage
Kys newfag

[Glowie No.56300967]

I'm now 3/3 on calling red to green days, suck it ivan.

[Anonymous No.56300968]

bidenomics baby! we are so back

[Anonymous No.56300969]

BIDEN SPEAKS!

MARKET HEALS

BIDENOMICS

[Anonymous No.56300973]

Wow hahahahahahahahahaha

FUCK

BEARS

[Anonymous No.56300974]

>>56300942
>Everyone I disagree with is muh scary Russian boogieman

[Glowie No.56300978]

>>56300974
no, you just got convinced by the markov bots to be a faggot magatard

[Anonymous No.56300980]

>>56300968
>>56300969
SLAY

[Anonymous No.56300981]

Big fat rally for today. Major indices have been following supply and demand tightly for the past month. Easy money to be had.

[Anonymous No.56300982]

Why is the yahoo finance candlestick green when the price is in the red?

[Anonymous No.56300983]

The West wins again

[Anonymous No.56300992]

[Anonymous No.56300995]

cool i left a buy order on SQQQ at 20.60, went to fry myself some eggs and now i see it executed and i'm somehow down 2% already

[Anonymous No.56300996]

>>56300921
You woke up early today.

[Glowie No.56300998]

>>56300995
get fucked

[Anonymous No.56301000]

are you kidding me with this shit? we are going positive now? what the fucking fuck. fuck this kiked market fuck all this shit fuck this manipulated bullshit

[Anonymous No.56301001]

>>56300921
Good stuff anon. I don’t see energy breaking any new highs.

[Anonymous No.56301004]

Why did you post early? You have to wait until it's on page 10, only newfags post before the thread is on page 10

[Anonymous No.56301008]

>>56301000
Nowhere but up baby!

[Glowie No.56301013]

>>56300996
God told me I had some work to do

[Anonymous No.56301014]

>>56300995
Eggs are poison for your cardiovascular system.

[Anonymous No.56301017]

>>56301000
Sukkot doesn't end until tonight, you can't really be sure of anything except it going up on Monday.

[Anonymous No.56301019]

>>56300959
It was fake so we can use the short squeeze to propel use through the 33600 support

[Glowie No.56301029]

>energy prices are crashing
>Teslas are suddenly more affordable both in vehicular price and energy price
get fucked oilfaggots

[Anonymous No.56301030]

this rally is fake and gay how the fuck is nobody dumping

[Anonymous No.56301031]

>>56300978
>MUH RUSSIAN BOTS ARE EVERYWHERE, RUN FOR THE HILLS, RUSSIAN COLLUSIAN DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ARE TAKING OVER PARENT TRACHER CONFERENCES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56301034]

>>56301019
And how many weeks will that take?

[Anonymous No.56301036]

Imagine thinking the guy who increased capital gains to one of the highest on the planet has good market news in an hour lm mfao

[Anonymous No.56301037]

>>56301014
Time is poison for your cardiovascular system.

[Glowie No.56301038]

>>56301031
literally yes

[Anonymous No.56301041]

Bastard bitch Costo is redeeming

[Anonymous No.56301042]

i give up on understanding markets

[Anonymous No.56301043]

>>56301038

[Anonymous No.56301045]

>>56301031
That sounds like something a r*ssian bot would say

[Anonymous No.56301046]

[Anonymous No.56301051]

It was nothingburger all along.

[Anonymous No.56301052]

>>56301046

[Anonymous No.56301053]

Anyone want to share some good looking penny stocks or something instead of just AAAAAAAAAAing about the indices?

[Glowie No.56301054]

>>56301043
I mean, stay poor all you want faggot.

[Anonymous No.56301055]

>>56301046

[Anonymous No.56301056]

Why is America so strong?

[Anonymous No.56301058]

>Everything except bonds bounces
odd

[Anonymous No.56301059]

>>56301038
You will never be a real glowie (or a woman)

[Anonymous No.56301061]

So that's it? This small pathetic dump was all that was required to price in another hike. Impressive bobo, very impressive. Now make space for the big boys, for proper naughty boys like us

[Anonymous No.56301065]

BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUYdenomics!

[Anonymous No.56301070]

>>56301014
Lie

[Glowie No.56301071]

>>56301059
you will never be rich or a good person

[Anonymous No.56301073]

>>56301034
Today

[Anonymous No.56301074]

Did you see it anon? The bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.56301075]

Cramer was right for once
we are going into the bull market

[Anonymous No.56301077]

>>56301053
>good looking penny stocks
You mean the ones that are all dumping horribly because they just follow the indices when they're not being PnD'd? But anyway /smg/ is all boomers now so no one knows anything until the pump has already happened.

[Anonymous No.56301081]

>>56301052

[Anonymous No.56301084]

I bought the bottom on bonds didn't I?

[Anonymous No.56301088]

STOP BUYING YOU BASTARD BITCHES

[Glowie No.56301090]

>>56301053
ADXN if you like money

[Anonymous No.56301095]

>>56301084
Possibly. But it depends on the perfidious Chinese and treacherous Nipponese not backstabbing us. They sell a bunch of bonds *after* this intervention and it's all over.

[Anonymous No.56301098]

IS IT JUST ME OR HAS IT BECOME INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS THAT THERE'S A BIG FUCKING VACUUM IN THE VOLUME PROFILE WHERE JOE PIECE OF SHIT BIDEN AND HIS DEMONS HAVE TOLD INSTITUTIONS THEY CAN'T TRADE

[Anonymous No.56301103]

>>56301088

[Anonymous No.56301104]

>>56301098
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.56301108]

This is the century of the crab.

[Glowie No.56301111]

>>56301104
dont listen to the pol psychobabble

[Anonymous No.56301112]

EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS WEEK, WE'VE HAD TO WATCH THIS RIGGED SHITCOIN MARKET MAKE A PERFECTLY STRAIGHT LINE THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE RANGE AND THEN STOP ON A DIME

MEANWHILE THE SEC IS MAKING SURE NO ONE SELLS TOO MANY JPEGS

[Anonymous No.56301113]

God I fucking love the bear cope.

[Anonymous No.56301116]

That's it Mumu? Just enough to stop a "plunge" is the PPT making presentations today?

[Anonymous No.56301122]

>>56301056
BUDDY LOOK AT COSTCO COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56301124]

>>56301111
WHY ARE YOU HERE IF ALL MARKET DISCUSSION THAT DOESN'T LINE UP WITH SOME FAGGOT ON THE NEWS IS POL PSYCHOBABBLE YOU PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL GLOWIE FUCKWIT

[Anonymous No.56301126]

>>56301116
Its not even noon

[Anonymous No.56301132]

>>56301116
Yep, that's it, we just had to sell a few calls to retards

[Anonymous No.56301134]

>>56301122
We are liquidating 5% of Costco and Wal-Mart to cover our bills until next week.

When we need to auction $500bn in treasuries.

[Glowie No.56301135]

>>56301124
why are you here if all you want to talk about is pol psychobabble? You have a containment board here >>/pol/

[Anonymous No.56301136]

>>56301116
OMG ANON STOP NOTICING OBVIOUS SHIT IN THE MARKET WHAT IS THIS PSYCHOBABBLE
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE POLICE

[Anonymous No.56301141]

I love when the markets are shit because you guys fucking lose it and I'm laughing nonstop.

[Anonymous No.56301142]

>>56301135
I DON'T THINK THEY CARE ABOUT THE VOLUME PROFILE OF THE NASDAQ ON POL TODAY YOU STUPID FUCK
HERE'S AN IDEA, IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH STOP REPLYING IMBECILE
BUT YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU WON'T PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO FEEL SMART FOR BEING A GLOWIE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING STUPID (goes for all of you desu)

[Anonymous No.56301143]

>>56301136
Why yes, I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

[Anonymous No.56301145]

>>56301135
Wannabe jannie wannabe glowies actual faggot can't even link properly, kek

[Anonymous No.56301146]

Jesus christ they're SO mad lolololol

[Anonymous No.56301152]

>>56301141
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARKETS ARE SHIT? /POL/ IS THAT WAY ANON

[Glowie No.56301153]

>>56301142
>I DON'T THINK THEY CARE ABOUT THE VOLUME PROFILE OF THE NASDAQ ON POL TODAY YOU STUPID FUCK
yeah nobody cares because it doesnt mean anything. retard.

[Anonymous No.56301156]

>>56301141
Its as euphoric as cocaine some days. I cannot imagine being on the actual floor. Red Bull, pussy and caviar everywhere.

[Anonymous No.56301160]

What is happening? Sers?

[Anonymous No.56301163]

>>56301071
Betting against the Great Satan (America), makes you a good person by default though.

[Anonymous No.56301166]

>>56301153
YEAH VOLUME IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY MADE UP BY MAGA REPUBLICANS

[Anonymous No.56301167]

VIOLENT CRABBING!

[Anonymous No.56301169]

>>56301160
"they" intervened on the bond market again, 30yr yield hit 5% again, couldn't have that - had to buy the bonds and push it back below 5%

[Glowie No.56301170]

>>56301163
>believing this
>>56301166
you can stop typing in caps, it doesnt really help your case here

[Anonymous No.56301174]

>>56301167
This is great.

[Anonymous No.56301178]

>>56301152
They're shit... for you.

[Anonymous No.56301180]

I'M SORRY YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE CHART INDICATOR I'M USING BEFORE
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPREAD RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.56301186]

>>56301178
why does he wear the mask

[Glowie No.56301187]

anyways, for the people who arent retarded, lets get this green fellas

[Anonymous No.56301189]

Hey bears maybe this is because you got fooled AGAIN by Big Money into going short when there wasn't actually anything wrong. Lol get the fuck over yourselves.

[Anonymous No.56301193]

>>56301180
Этo клoyнcкий миp, тoвapищ

[Anonymous No.56301194]

>>56301170
I'LL STOP TYPING IN CAPS WHEN YOU'RE NOT PREDICTABLY A BUNCH OF MASSIVELY ARROGANT, INSULTING, GASLIGHTING FAGGOTS SPEAKING FROM POSITIONS OF PRIVILEGE DESPITE BEING OBSERVABLY COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD RETARDED

[Anonymous No.56301195]

why watch bots fight when i can just talk to an AI chat?

[Anonymous No.56301197]

>>56301186
Eh covid mandates probably.

[Glowie No.56301201]

>>56301194
>MASSIVELY ARROGANT
> INSULTING
>GASLIGHTING FAGGOTS
>SPEAKING FROM POSITIONS OF PRIVILEGE
>DESPITE BEING OBSERVABLY COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD RETARDED
buddy have you ever tried to look into a mirror before

[Anonymous No.56301204]

>>56301197
newfag gotteemmm

[Anonymous No.56301212]

>>56301000
Markets pump on bearish news

[Anonymous No.56301216]

IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU EVEN KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
MAYBE INSTEAD OF MOCKING OTHERS FROM YOUR POSITION OF SAFETY IN RETARDED NUMBERS, YOU SHOULD GO OUT AND LEARN HOW THE STOCK MARKET WORKS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO SPEW GLOWFAGGOT REDDIT CLICHES WHENEVER SOMEONE TRIES TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU

[Anonymous No.56301219]

>>56301204
Spottemgottem?

[Glowie No.56301221]

>>56301216
>IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU EVEN KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
is that why my portfolio is green and yours is red?
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.56301229]

>>56301038
Brainwashed

[Anonymous No.56301230]

>>56301201
I DIDN'T JOIN A GANG
I DON'T PUNCH DOWN
AND PUTTING ALL THAT TOGETHER: I DIDN'T JOIN A GANG JUST TO PUNCH DOWN

BOOTLICKER

[Anonymous No.56301231]

why is fiver dropping like hotcakes?
I thought gig economy was back, they had good financials, what the fuck is going on bros?

[Anonymous No.56301232]

>>56300887
is that the famous Basking Roberto from /tv/

[Anonymous No.56301233]

It's Friday, everybody chill.

Or at least filter namefags.

[Anonymous No.56301235]

>>56301221
It's extremely likely that I've made more on the market than you ever will.

[Anonymous No.56301239]

>Interest rates PEAKED.
>Dollar intermediate PEAK.
>Market BOTTOMING.
>Commodities BOTTOMING.
>2024 YEAR OF THE DRAGON aka YEAR OF PROSPERITY.
We're going to make a lot of money between now and the crash aren't we?

[Anonymous No.56301243]

>>56301231
DASH and CART also dropping. Total. Gigger. Death.

[Anonymous No.56301244]

>>56301163
Hes so brainwashed that he still believes in Russian collusion hoax even though real glowies DIA, CIA and FBI reluctantly had to declassify documents that proved through official documents that it was of course a hoax by Hillary to "stir up a scandal on trump", kek.

Fake glowie doesn't know shit, and is always 5 years behind

[Anonymous No.56301246]

Bull trap. We are closing below 4200 by EoM if not today.
Not that it matters to me because I’m diversified growthily

[Glowie No.56301248]

>>56301230
>>56301235
lol is that why you post in all caps? I bet you're down more than ive ever been down too because you are a massive flaming faggot.

[Anonymous No.56301249]

>>56301233
Too late brah the insanity has taken control.

[Anonymous No.56301250]

>>56301056
Diversity

[Anonymous No.56301253]

>>56301239
No probably not.

[Anonymous No.56301254]

I've had two cups of coffee, breakfast tacos and taken 2 explosive blowout coffee shits this morning. This is bullish for my colon going into the weekend so I think we're ending green today boys.

[Anonymous No.56301263]

>>56301231
Jeets not needed

[Anonymous No.56301264]

>>56301243
sucks to be me I guess ffs
got in around 30$ after financials in expectation of data literally like this, already 20% down....

[Anonymous No.56301266]

im a reeeeeal hooman reeeeal hoooman beeean

[Anonymous No.56301270]

>>56301167
LMAO

[Anonymous No.56301271]

>>56301248
NO I POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HATE YOU

[Glowie No.56301286]

>>56301271
kek how much did you lose betting on black monday

[Anonymous No.56301291]

>>56301266
Imagine there's actually some government level AI sent here to grow itself and we just bully it. That's sad.

[Anonymous No.56301293]

>>56301253
Why not?

[Anonymous No.56301300]

>>56301233
>everybody chill.
anon, where we are going- there can be no chill.

[Anonymous No.56301316]

>>56301244
BUT BUT It had ALL the earmarks of RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION!

[Anonymous No.56301321]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.56301323]

>>56301291
aaaaand a reeeeal hero reeeeeal hooooman beean

[Anonymous No.56301324]

YOU OK BOBO?

[Glowie No.56301330]

all the brainwashed retards losing money can agree with each other, thats fine with me.

[Anonymous No.56301334]

>>56301330
you sound upset mr bot.

[Anonymous No.56301340]

>>56301316
Thats probably the cope now. They were tricked by russia into looking stupid.

[Anonymous No.56301346]

>>56301231
jeets ruined it

[Glowie No.56301347]

>>56301334
you must have horrible emotional intelligence

[Anonymous No.56301349]

[Anonymous No.56301353]

And just like that we are green

[Anonymous No.56301357]

>>56301330
>brainwashed
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS
>THEY RADICALISED POLTARDS INTO BELIEVING THE SEX BINARY MYTH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
zozzle

[Anonymous No.56301360]

[Anonymous No.56301362]

hey guys, i'm almost done making my onion dip! how're my SPY puts do-

[Anonymous No.56301364]

bro the fuck is this price action, what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.56301366]

>>56301323
Be nice to the machines.

[Anonymous No.56301370]

few understand this

[Anonymous No.56301371]

>>56301364

[Anonymous No.56301378]

>>56301370
they will in 60 days
>they always do

[Anonymous No.56301379]

>>56301364
see
>>56301169

[Anonymous No.56301380]

And just like that the S&P will never go down to 4200 again

[Anonymous No.56301381]

>bought 1dte SQ puts yesterday for $41 when it was $42
>now it’s above $43
so close, so so so extremely far

[Anonymous No.56301382]

>>56301362
That's not the kind of dip we were telling you to buy!

[Glowie No.56301383]

>>56301357
this isnt pol, I think you guys forget that

[Anonymous No.56301385]

>>56301364
Bull trap into short squeeze, been saying this for days

[Anonymous No.56301389]

Well I rolled my TQQQ calls
The new ones are now pumping, but I can't sell because I bought with unsettled cash... I hope they keep pumping into next week, or else I'm screwed

[Glowie No.56301393]

>>56301389
the pump will continue until christmas you're gucci.

[Anonymous No.56301394]

>>56301364
Looks like max pain shenanigans to me

[Anonymous No.56301395]

>>56301370
>Gayed

[Anonymous No.56301397]

Salut les bouseux

[Anonymous No.56301402]

>>56301383
APPARENTLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FORGETS THAT, DON LEMON IRL

[Anonymous No.56301408]

>>56301393

[Anonymous No.56301409]

>>56301393
Gucci, you say?

[Anonymous No.56301415]

>>56301385
uuh you mean bear trap?

[Glowie No.56301420]

>>56301415
its a magatard trap

[Anonymous No.56301422]

The crash is over 2024 is the year of prosperity.
Bears will lose everything.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56301423]

>>56301415
Yeah, mb

[Anonymous No.56301431]

Max pain today $426 SPY $360 QQQ

[Glowie No.56301433]

>>56301422
Amen
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.56301434]

>>56301383
Go back to /lgbt/, annoying troon

[Anonymous No.56301435]

>>56301415
Traps are gay.

[Anonymous No.56301436]

I have room to 26.40 maybe some fudging into outliers a few %s.

[Anonymous No.56301437]

thanks for coming to breakfast bobo, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.56301440]

>>56301422
I'm in mostly bullish positions short term but I'm betting on spring at least being a bear market. Maybe 2024 fall will be prosperous.

[Anonymous No.56301444]

i honestly don't get it anymore i give up tell me what to do do i cut losses or hold?

[Anonymous No.56301445]

>>56301370
>gayed

[Anonymous No.56301448]

So was the job data actually good news in the end? I can't fucking keep up.

[Anonymous No.56301450]

>>56301104
the wall street firms arent allowed to sell

[Anonymous No.56301454]

>>56301440
Whatever you do don't bet against the Year of the DRAGON!

[Glowie No.56301458]

>>56301434
no thanks, I like money

[Anonymous No.56301460]

We have now officially broken the bearish trend. It's now time for the crab to take over for a while before initiating a new bull run. Bobos had their fun. S&P fell from 4600 all the way to 4200 and you ain't satisfied? The big seven will carry this market no matter what you think

[Anonymous No.56301461]

>>56301448
they always lie about the number to get the desired effect then revise the numbers in half (some times by 2 decimal points) after 60 days when everyone has moved on.

[Anonymous No.56301464]

>>56301444
kikes are trying to shake us out

[Anonymous No.56301481]

Wouldn't it be funny if we barted today?

[Anonymous No.56301489]

>>56301481
bart to 4300?

[Anonymous No.56301490]

I wonder if its some outlier news .. like things are so bad I'm rolling back capital gains taxes.

[Anonymous No.56301493]

>>56301444
If you had bought 28 more you could write a 0dte call, wait for theta to bail you out, and then close in the afternoon.

[Glowie No.56301496]

>>56301481
it would have to be a reverse bart

[Anonymous No.56301500]

>consumer food stocks lost because americans started used weight loss drugs
hahahaha, just use those drugs and triple your food intake fatties.

[Anonymous No.56301504]

>>56301481
WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THE QQQ TRADED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 356.50 AND 357.50 FOR MORE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MILLISECONDS WHILE IT JUMPS BETWEEN OPPOSITE EDGES OF THIS RANGE THAT WAS BLATANTLY ENGINEERED BY OUR PIECE OF SHIT "REGULATORS"

[Glowie No.56301507]

>>56301504
meds

[Anonymous No.56301509]

You are all faggots, I can’t believe you are still here. When you’re on your deathbed I hope you look back and remember all the bobo mumu memes you posted to make 100 bucks.Time wasting gambling addictt fucktards

[Anonymous No.56301512]

>>56301507
YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WOULDN'T REALLY BE ALL THAT FUNNY
IT WOULD BE THE NORMAL, EXPECTED THING IF WE WEREN'T ALL LIVING A FASCIST HELLWORLD RUN BY DWEEBY LITTLE FAGGOT SHITHEADS

[Anonymous No.56301514]

>>56301509
Hope your dreams come true too bubby.

[Glowie No.56301515]

>>56301512
no thats your paradaise. a fascist utopia where its only white people and donald trump is your fuhrer.

[Anonymous No.56301517]

did jobs reports have a more predictable effect on the market 40 years ago? today it seems like the market does whatever it wants and people will frame it like the market is super smart and not completely fake

[Anonymous No.56301518]

>>56301509
I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

[Anonymous No.56301521]

>>56301512
>FASCIST
You should just get an instaban on /biz/ for using this word.

[Anonymous No.56301523]

they didnt listen.

[Anonymous No.56301525]

>>56301517
everybody knows it's just market makers doing their thing

[Anonymous No.56301526]

>>56301509
We're all indian bots paid by putin to post here, dummy

[Anonymous No.56301527]

>>56300921
long oil & gas

long TLT puts

simple as

[Anonymous No.56301536]

>>56301521
YEAH I UNDERSTAND THAT TO GLOWIES IT'S WORSE THAN THE N WORD

[Anonymous No.56301538]

they didnt learn

[Anonymous No.56301542]

>>56301536
You don't understand shit, shut up.

[Anonymous No.56301544]

Kek some bond baggie sold the bottom to me. Thanks you playing.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56301546]

ITS ALMOST TIME BROS. I AM SO EXCITED

[Anonymous No.56301548]

>>56301525
God, imagine having billions at your disposal and you can just endlessly troll every faggot retard trying to get in on the market.

[Anonymous No.56301550]

>>56301517
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56301552]

>>56301517
market already prices in that shit month before

only way news affects market is if expectations are severely off

[Anonymous No.56301554]

>>56301542
I WON'T.
ARREST ME, FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.56301555]

Buy 0dte spy puts at 426 to never wage again or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.56301559]

>iwm is green
>russell is not

uh oh you know what that means mumu

[Glowie No.56301566]

>>56301554
its coming, dont worry

[Anonymous No.56301568]

>>56301566
>T. TOTALLY NOT SOME WANNABE FASCIST

[Anonymous No.56301569]

We warned you

[Anonymous No.56301573]

>>56301552
They were way off

[Glowie No.56301574]

>>56301568
im not, I believe in america you dont.

[Anonymous No.56301576]

> nasdaq

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN , IM SO F-U-C-K-I-N-G DONE . BOBOS LIED TO ME AGAIN , MY ASS IS SO SOOOOOOORE MY ASS IS SO SOOOOORE YOU FUCKING FUCKERS BEAR POSTING ALL DAY

[Anonymous No.56301578]

>>56301436
Honestly with the volatility and conditions We may hit just under 429 if he says the right words for aladdin

[Anonymous No.56301584]

>>56301450
What? That doesn't sound like it would work.

[Anonymous No.56301587]

the stock price was rising
i'm dumb so i fomo'd
and that's when i flushed my
whole life down the commode

[Anonymous No.56301590]

He's also gonna be 20 minutes or more late to rob theta

[Anonymous No.56301595]

and now we march to 4600, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.56301597]

Looks like it's very soon time to buy NVDA puts and enjoy generational wealth.

[Anonymous No.56301602]

somebody is loading up on 10yils

[Anonymous No.56301603]

>>56301576
I said it would pump thoughever

[Anonymous No.56301607]

>>56301587

[Anonymous No.56301608]

I don't care if we are red or green, but show this move today to somebody who's not trading/investing and everybody will ask you how it is possible that the same information causes these movements. They will think participants are either crazy or trying to scam. We know it's both but scamming each other is the actual goal.

[Anonymous No.56301609]

>yields broke new high
>gamma squeeze rally
ok

[Anonymous No.56301611]

>>56301574
YEAH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SERVICE IN THE ANTI-SECRET-POLICE SECRET POLICE FORCE, YOU SELFLESS HERO

[Anonymous No.56301614]

>>56301602
Me if they hit 5% by december.

[Anonymous No.56301617]

>>56301597

[Anonymous No.56301620]

and here we have today. the technical analysis was pretty damn accurate. time to load the hell up perhaps

[Anonymous No.56301621]

>>56301608
>They will think participants are either crazy
My man Mr. Market was coined like 100 years ago.

[Glowie No.56301623]

>>56301611
you're welcome. thanks for your money migatard

[Anonymous No.56301627]

>>56301607
Did you like that poem? There's an NFT version available

[Anonymous No.56301630]

>>56301587
not your best work

[Anonymous No.56301633]

>>56301527
Fuck that. I bought calls on GLD for the next week or so upswing. That shit is easy as pie.

[Anonymous No.56301637]

>>56301597
>$10 week out options
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.56301639]

Bears will lose everything. Imagine shorting into a YEAR OF THE DRAGON aka YEAR OF PROSPERITY.

[Anonymous No.56301642]

>>56301623
How much has biden given to israel so far?

[Anonymous No.56301643]

[Anonymous No.56301646]

WTF is going on.. Yields up... Stocks up... Good News is now GOOD NEWS? WHAT DAAAA FUCKKKKKKK

[Glowie No.56301649]

>>56301642
Irrelevant, you guys are the ones always talking about muh jews

[Anonymous No.56301651]

[Anonymous No.56301658]

WELL NOW THAT WE'RE NO LONGER EVEN TROLLING EACH OTHER AND THIS THREAD HAS REVERTED TO JUST A BIG AD FOR FUCKING ASSHOLES TRYING TO MANIPULATE SENTIMENT AND SELL OPTIONS, BYE
PIECES OF ACTUAL SHIT WHO WOULD QUIT THEIR JOBS AS FASCISTS IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY MORAL

[Anonymous No.56301659]

>>56301646
buy on the last day of sukkot, or something

[Anonymous No.56301661]

>>56301646

[Anonymous No.56301662]

is this it
IS THIS IT
THE BIG ONE?!

[Anonymous No.56301666]

>>56301639
it's actually the year of ENERGY

[Glowie No.56301669]

>>56301658
magatards really mad that the country isnt crashing lmfao
these people are not our friends

[Anonymous No.56301670]

>>56301546
Ah yes, the dreaded +0.5% circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.56301672]

>>56301662
We dow goes above 33600, the last support, we will melt up to 36000

[Anonymous No.56301673]

>>56301608
The information is that the bear narrative is falling apart. Bond yields have been fucking around because foreign governments are dumping bonds to prop up their own currencies, not because everyone thinks the US is about to shit the bed. Then you see jobs numbers like today and it just proves that the economy isn't doom and gloom like retail wants to believe.

[Anonymous No.56301674]

>>56301574
Just like Obama huh?

[Anonymous No.56301678]

>>56301597
I wish I could do a synthetic put in my IRA because the calls are really underpriced.

[Anonymous No.56301679]

Meet the new EU green deal commissioner, Maros Sefcovic
(he's pro-nuclear btw)

[Anonymous No.56301681]

Data wouldn't have mattered. If the report was bad we would have pumped on rate cut hopes. Now we pump on strong economy hopes. Line goes as the market wants it to go and reasons will be found.

[Glowie No.56301682]

>>56301674
oh no, a book. when was the last time you read one?

[Anonymous No.56301684]

>>56301666
CHECKED. I'm fine with that satan mostly in energy stocks anyway.

[Anonymous No.56301687]

>>56301649
Ok migatard
Keep giving your money to bibi and the far right

[Anonymous No.56301689]

Thank God I didn’t sell everything earlier kek

[Anonymous No.56301691]

You just overbought, mumu

[Anonymous No.56301692]

>>56301673
Yeah,
>more jobs
>higher unemployment
ok, don't know how th

[Glowie No.56301693]

>>56301687
lol what. you need to find God my friend. the Jews are our friends.

[Anonymous No.56301696]

>>56301691
You wish

[Anonymous No.56301695]

>>56301646
it was prophesied in the final stage of bidenomics SQQQ and TQQQ would both rally simultaneously. totally economic victory, all lines go up.

[Anonymous No.56301698]

You thought we weren't back?

[Anonymous No.56301699]

this is it i'm out i'm done i'm so full of hatred for this world

[Anonymous No.56301702]

>>56301673
>China and Japan are sharting and farting and have to dump US bonds
>implying some of the biggest economies in the world being in risk of completely shitting themselves is bullish for the stock market

[Anonymous No.56301703]

HERE COMES THE BIGGEST DEAD CAT BOUNCE! DONT GET TOO GREEDY TRYING TO TIME THE TOP!

>CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack-CLICK-clack

[Anonymous No.56301705]

what can we do against such flattening

[Anonymous No.56301706]

>>56301698
Fuck it we ball

[Anonymous No.56301708]

>>56301679
How will he convince the germans to turn their nuclear plants back on?

[Anonymous No.56301707]

>>56301702
It's bullish for the US stock market

[Anonymous No.56301713]

>>56301699
you have a tiny account and probably a tiny penis.

[Anonymous No.56301715]

>>56301693
>lol what
I said keep giving Bibi and his far right government more money, shabbos goy migatard

[Anonymous No.56301716]

>>56301708
>Germans
>industrially relevant
>2023

[Anonymous No.56301717]

Yields Up. TLT going Up. Stocks Going Up.

I think it's happening.. This is it!!!!

[Anonymous No.56301719]

>>56301699
You could have bought balder's gait for that money.

[Glowie No.56301721]

>>56301699
stop living your life full of hatred and everything becomes a lot easier.
>>56301715
yeah, and I said "lol what you need to find God". Go touch grass.

[Anonymous No.56301722]

i can only hope sleepy joe says something to trigger a selloff

[Anonymous No.56301726]

>>56301702
The usa is the least dependent country in the world on foreign trade, less than north korea and afghanistan, 80% of which is with mexico and canada. Other manufacturers collapsing is bullish because we will return to the only game in town :^)

[Anonymous No.56301727]

>>56301705
??? Can't read this chart without the falling anime girl.

[Anonymous No.56301734]

>>56301708

He can't , germs are completely cucked

[Anonymous No.56301733]

DRV crashes.
>At least now that i have to get two jobs it will help the jobs report.

[Anonymous No.56301736]

I've never short sold a stock before, am I about to fuck myself?

[Anonymous No.56301737]

But honestly we are going up because record amount of put/call ratio...

Too many faggots buying puts.

[Anonymous No.56301738]

>>56301717
Somebody just bought 0DTE calls, glad it wasn't me

[Anonymous No.56301739]

Why that face ripper up on TLT?

[Glowie No.56301740]

>>56301733
get fucked
>>56301736
absolutely YES

[Anonymous No.56301742]

I've had enough. I'm ordering a jewish calendar. You can't trade without one.

[Anonymous No.56301746]

>>56301705
this is misinformation where is the anima sloot?

[Anonymous No.56301747]

She buckin'

[Anonymous No.56301753]

This chart is a big erect cock straight into the angsty boypussy of every bobo out there.

[Anonymous No.56301755]

>>56301740
>absolutely YES
Ok, what am I doing wrong? I thought the call would give me an upside hedge.

[Anonymous No.56301762]

>>56301737
100%, it's so similar to last year I can't believe they didn't see it coming

[Anonymous No.56301763]

>>56301742
use google

[Anonymous No.56301766]

I'm making money

[Anonymous No.56301768]

>>56301721
>its ok when jews are fascist and neuter their high court
>lets give them five billion next year!
Unhinged

[Anonymous No.56301770]

L M A O
totally normal, organic price action on bonds today
totally free market, without central bank or PPT interference

[Anonymous No.56301776]

>>56301716
The largest economy in the EU that managed to fuck up their power supply by banning nuclear, the retards should reverse the decision. Especially now that there’s no cheap Russian nat gas anymore

[Glowie No.56301780]

>>56301768
>>its ok when jews are fascist and neuter their high court
>lets give them five billion next year!
>Unhinged
you need to get off the internet and definitely off pol

[Anonymous No.56301783]

>>56301762
Ah the “you’ll get conned like last October” faggot is back

[Anonymous No.56301786]

>>56301770
>implying the big boys arent gonna eat up anything north of 4.9

[Anonymous No.56301787]

>>56301763
That would be more jewish

[Anonymous No.56301789]

>>56301770
they are getting so brazen it's unreal!
here are some other interventions over the past week or two

[Glowie No.56301801]

>>56301789
>source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.56301805]

>>56301780
>40pbtid

[Anonymous No.56301811]

>41 posts by this ID
jesus christ fuck off dude, nobody gives a shit what you think
thank you for name though for easy filter, please keep using the name for all future threads for easy filtering, polite of you to do so

[Anonymous No.56301814]

>>56301727
>>56301746
is it time to get big bond bullish?
too bad I'm broke until my NVDA puts print

[Anonymous No.56301818]

FUCK BEARS LMAOOOOO

I SLURPED SO MUCH I MAKE MONEY UNLIKE YOU POORSHITS LMAOOOO

Niggers TONGUE MY ANUS

[Glowie No.56301819]

>>56301805
>>56301811
42
totally organic for you to both post that at the same time by the way.

[Anonymous No.56301822]

>>56301780
This is not a rebuttal. You just love giving far right white jews free money while seething at far right europeans. You are deranged.

[Anonymous No.56301827]

>>56301740
>get fucked
why so sad mr bot?

[Anonymous No.56301829]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56301833]

WTF does this even mean?

[Glowie No.56301834]

>>56301827
kek

[Anonymous No.56301839]

>>56301835
>>56301835
>>56301835

[Anonymous No.56301841]

>>56301818
good for you anon

[Anonymous No.56301842]

>>56301819
They must be indian mercenaries! Don't worry, youre not unhinged. Youre not alone. The majority agrees with you. Everyone you dont agree with is a bot.

[Anonymous No.56301844]

>>56301814
ew

[Anonymous No.56301852]

>>56301819
>It must be a conspiracy for two people to notice you spamming the thread lnon stop annoying the fuck out of everyone here like a over caffeinated 12 year old kid