/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.56300004]

Financial Delusions Of Grandeur Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56298142

[Anonymous No.56300016]

URANIUM. ?

[Anonymous No.56300023]

sold everything. im done

[Anonymous No.56300026]

RAPE ME

[Anonymous No.56300027]

first for shorting SPY this morning

[Anonymous No.56300034]

So, what happens now?

[Anonymous No.56300035]

I already bought the dip and I'm riding the rollercoaster fully loaded from now. Fuggg

[Anonymous No.56300036]

When is BIDEN speaking? post stream link

[Anonymous No.56300040]

Ummm September is over. Why are we still going down?

[Anonymous No.56300042]

>>56300034
We recover and finish up +1%

[Anonymous No.56300043]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56300045]

lower highs
lower lows
higher portfolio

that's a biden win!

[Anonymous No.56300052]

I tried to warn you for months.

[Anonymous No.56300054]

This summer, one man

[Anonymous No.56300058]

>>56300040
It was down until oct 11 last year and then pumped 10%

[Anonymous No.56300059]

>>56300034
More of, uh, you know the thing, the...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56300060]

>get sus whatsapp message
>its a part time job for some mobile app
>i just click "submit order" and get paid in tether
>when i hit my order limit i have to pay 100 tether to refill
>i can then withdraw to my wallet and sell
Is this a scam or what

[Anonymous No.56300061]

>>56300054
Kek

[Anonymous No.56300063]

Rape Hikes: Harder for Longer

[Anonymous No.56300065]

>>56300034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0kssRYUFBI

[Anonymous No.56300066]

>October is a green month

[Anonymous No.56300070]

>>56300054
Goes on an epic journey

[Anonymous No.56300075]

>>56299964
>because they are making more profits
>the value of their storefronts and equipment are also worth more
Initially, yes - and that is exactly what we saw, if you can remember earnings in the quarters after the big inflation spikes. We saw really good numbers coming out, where companies were able to be making larger profits; in addition, we saw surplus demand for real estate (storefronts) and we saw surplus demand for durable goods (equipment)
however, after enough time passes, and the inflation becomes entrenched, it becomes problematic
now, the baker is faced with several problems
>the price of flour keeps going up
>the price of eggs keeps going up
>the price of labor (wages) keeps going up
>the price of electricity keeps going up
all of their input costs keep rising, squeezing their profit margins
in order to maintain the same margins, the baker must raise the price on the bread too. however, it reaches a breaking point - where the baker raises the price on the bread, and the other 99 individuals in the community can no longer afford the bread - so now the baker must start eating the margin decreases, due to elasticity of demand
now the baker is selling less bread overall (as higher price = less demanded) and he is also not making as much profits on the bread as his margins are getting squeezed (this is what we saw over the past several quarters)
now that the baker is making less money, he can no longer afford to pay for the baker's assistant, so he fires that employee - this happens across the entire economy in this commune, where the mechanic fires his assistant, the doctor fires his nurse, etc.
now the chef's assistant, the mechanics assistant, and the nurse all no longer have an income, so they can no longer go out and buy bread
the baker is selling even less now, he is making less profits, making less income - there are less people who want to start a bakery / want the storefront or equipment, so his property value goes down too

[Anonymous No.56300077]

Unironically a fucking nothingburger. I thought we've been in a recession for a year already bears? Lmao you can't make EVERYTHING into a reason that the sky is falling.

[Anonymous No.56300078]

>>56300052
>thinks value of the largest companies in america is going to go back to 1980s valuations
bears really are dumb

[Anonymous No.56300079]

>>56300066
we didnt bottom in october of last year until the 23rd. we still got time

[Anonymous No.56300081]

>>56300070
To save his nation

[Anonymous No.56300082]

>>56300060
No, people just give random strangers free money all the time, just out of the kindness of their hearts

[Anonymous No.56300087]

>>56300078
2008 valuations. we wont truly bottom until spy hits around 200

[Anonymous No.56300088]

you know who is to blame
>>56299470

[Anonymous No.56300089]

alright the AI pics are awful and anyone posting them gets their ID hidden

[Anonymous No.56300090]

>>56300079
And how are you going to close it green if we didn't bottom? one green daily candle to 4300?

[Anonymous No.56300092]

TLT sub

$85
$85

[Anonymous No.56300093]

>>56300081
And his people

[Anonymous No.56300096]

10Y up 15 bepis, nais.

[Anonymous No.56300097]

>>56300052
The thing is jerome will just pump it up again

[Anonymous No.56300099]

So wait I dont get it is the economy doing well or doing bad????
Someone pls tell me??

[Anonymous No.56300101]

SPANK ME DADDY!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56300102]

>>56300089
agreed, although some are funny. Financially speaking

[Anonymous No.56300104]

>>56300087
Hahahaha, in your dreams

[Anonymous No.56300105]

>>56300089
there is literally no argument for ai other than it hurts your feefees

>think of the poor starving artists!!!

[Anonymous No.56300106]

>>56300016
Once more melting down: https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

[Anonymous No.56300107]

>>56300026
RAPE ME MY FRIEND
RAPE ME
RAPE ME AGAIN
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56300110]

if this keeps up i might just go all in on some SPY puts for the day

[Anonymous No.56300111]

>>56300093
From an enemy within

[Anonymous No.56300112]

The put call ratio must be absurd right now

[Anonymous No.56300113]

>>56300078
>>56300087
2013

[Anonymous No.56300114]

>SeptemBEAR
>OctoBEAR
>NovemBEAR
>DecemBEAR

[Anonymous No.56300115]

>>56300106
We are recovering already

[Anonymous No.56300116]

>>56300099
flip a coin

[Anonymous No.56300117]

>>56300114

[Anonymous No.56300122]

>>56300111
Join us for...

[Anonymous No.56300123]

>>56300102
I can see Vonnegut

[Anonymous No.56300127]

>CDPR -10% today
Fucking... why? Did the Cyberpunk Expansion tank so bad?

[Anonymous No.56300128]

You thought bailing out the crimelords who caused the crisis and the infinite QE since 2008 was good? You thought bailing out the crimelords and hyperprinting money to stop the markets from crashing in 2020 was good?

Now everything is utterly fucked. Enjoy your weimar apocalypse clowns, rip bozos.

[Anonymous No.56300138]

Imagine being long during fat bear week LMFAO

[Anonymous No.56300139]

>>56300122
'CAUST

[Anonymous No.56300140]

Wait. Guys. Guys guys guys.

I've got it.

We price assets based off risk premium, plus the risk free rate. Higher risk-free (i.e. higher bond yields), the more assets are fucked.

But what if. And here me out because this is the crazy part. But what if, we assume there is *risk* in *treasuries*.

Then today's blowout is just some shitcountry's bonds being rerated. And the risk-free rate is unchanged. Our assets are saved.

[Anonymous No.56300142]

>>56300112
it is

[Anonymous No.56300146]

I will NEVER stop posting AI pictures, no matter how bad they are

[Anonymous No.56300147]

>>56300139
You literally just stole that from /tv/ last night for (yous) farming today.

[Anonymous No.56300148]

>>56300116
now where could my pipe be?

[Anonymous No.56300149]

Friendly reminder Monday is not a settlement day.

I would also like to extend heartfelt thanks to all TLT and TMF bagholders for funding my lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.56300152]

where are you guys making these images

[Anonymous No.56300155]

>>56300004
I'm -2% premarket

[Anonymous No.56300156]

when does the fake jobs data report get posted?

[Anonymous No.56300160]

>>56300147
I posted it there and got a 3 day

[Anonymous No.56300162]

>>56300140
'risk-free' was always a misnomer, and every bond trader understands duration risk as well as rate risk
nothing is free

[Anonymous No.56300163]

I was told there was a generational wealth play if you timed the bottom of TLT. Is now the time to start averaging in?

[Anonymous No.56300164]

ahh shit ,bank holiday again..

[Anonymous No.56300165]

This is fine

[Anonymous No.56300167]

Don't get your hopes up mumu

[Anonymous No.56300168]

>>56300152
Langley

[Anonymous No.56300176]

Hahahaha
>fake dump to trick the bears into shorting
>V shaped recovery into a short squeeze for massive green day
love my boy j pow

[Anonymous No.56300178]

>>56300156
In 2024 when the revised numbers are posted

[Anonymous No.56300180]

>>56300147
>anon saves and image and posts it somewhere else

Yes my special little retard that's how this place has worked since it's inception

[Anonymous No.56300182]

>>56300142
That's looking like a juicy bottom to me

[Anonymous No.56300183]

>>56300176
no way that happens. I will literally eat my headset

[Anonymous No.56300184]

>>56300163
bonds could be in a bear market for the better part of the rest of our lives, we had 40 years of rising interest rates
people love to shitpost about the US national debt, well this is the pain that must happen to resolve it

[Anonymous No.56300185]

I need more bleed MORE. I must SLURP.

[Anonymous No.56300191]

Markets are healing.

[Anonymous No.56300192]

>>56300176
p jew you mean

[Anonymous No.56300194]

>>56300053

Its real now broseph. It is now the "current thing"

[Anonymous No.56300198]

>>56300183
Is he the man of the year?

[Anonymous No.56300199]

>>56300162
True, but we just need every equity trader to catch on and adjust their spreadsheets. "ERP + treasury rate - treasury default risk"

[Anonymous No.56300202]

Holy shit! That yield spike in the last several minutes!
30yr pushing 5%, again!!
The intervention has failed!!

[Anonymous No.56300206]

>october so far

[Anonymous No.56300208]

>>56300178
how much longer can they get away with this game of posting the real fake numbers revised month later?

[Anonymous No.56300209]

oi whats this

[Anonymous No.56300210]

>>56300194
>Higher than expected amount of people working
>Higher wages
>But we're in a recession
lol

[Anonymous No.56300212]

>>56300191
You cant heal retard.

[Anonymous No.56300217]

Are we catposting?

[Anonymous No.56300220]

kek so many zoom zooms think the fake 2020 recession/bear market followed by the insane bull rally is how all recessions go, you dont get an easy bottom to buy after 2 months of going down, that's too easy

[Anonymous No.56300222]

Markets healing already kekk

[Anonymous No.56300225]

Retail bears are absolutely frothing at the mouth. This isn't going to go the way they want lmao.

[Anonymous No.56300226]

no

[Anonymous No.56300227]

>>56300180
Not simply the image but the entire word for word post.

[Anonymous No.56300228]

>>56300206
We're just working the bad out early in the month so the rest will be good friend
Surely things can't get much worse than this
Right?
...r-right?

[Anonymous No.56300229]

Why is /smg/ so busy right now... i don't know what that means. Did the they allocate more bots to us? Are we special now?

[Anonymous No.56300231]

>>56300226

[Anonymous No.56300233]

>>56300220
I think I may be the only zoomer here

[Anonymous No.56300236]

>>56300217
When did it stop?

[Anonymous No.56300237]

>>56300225

[Anonymous No.56300239]

>>56300227
Yes newfaggot and again I ask you, do you not understand the concept of memes?

[Anonymous No.56300240]

Just to confirm... I can use the 5072 to buy any non option stock/equity/ETF, but can only use up to 72 for options.

[Anonymous No.56300241]

>>56300236
I mean, traditionally, it's for Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.56300242]

>>56300199
so much equity analysis is just by-the-book, completely devoid of subjectivity or context autism, "oh well if company just does exactly what they said in the last earning call they'll be worth uhh +50% in 3 years", fuck em, some tech stocks are down 80% and they can easily halve again
also fuck private equity, half of them are zombie funds, black holes of money that investors will never see a return on because the money disappeared, hope all the faggot ass pensions don't tell their clients they lost everything until the day they retire

[Anonymous No.56300243]

30 YEAR YIELD ABOVE 5%
>30 YEAR YIELD ABOVE 5%
30 YEAR YIELD ABOVE 5%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S UNIRONICALLY, LITERALLY HAPPENING

[i wll fuck u No.56300246]

hi

[Anonymous No.56300247]

>>56300209

[Anonymous No.56300250]

Anons have buying TLT "dips" for weeks now. Why is this longbond thesis so popular? I don't understand why anons are being drawn to it like moths to a flame.

[Anonymous No.56300251]

It genuinely makes zero sense to dump on a 2x beat of jobs expectations

[Anonymous No.56300252]

>>56300210
>midwit
See Picrel. Just like those indians in south america misperceived encroaching conquistadors. You see a hot economy as a good thing. Next year we pay more interest on money we print than we collect on taxes.

[Anonymous No.56300254]

So passes Mumu, son of a nigger

[Anonymous No.56300258]

>>56300222
>>56300225
Markets pump on bad news. We have seen this for years.

[Anonymous No.56300260]

>>56300239
Yes but its off topic for biz. hes trying to farm (you)s because hes bored. Its not a business post its a word for word multiple post chain to get attention.

[Anonymous No.56300263]

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[Anonymous No.56300264]

>>56300247
you wanna fight?

[Anonymous No.56300265]

and here.
we.
go.

[Anonymous No.56300267]

this is so fake and gay. these job numbers are literally fake. its just peeople double dipping becase they cant afford food so they are mcwaging a second job. its also all the illegal migrants who the biden regime is granting work visas to. our economy isnt getting better we are just making shitty jobs

[Anonymous No.56300268]

Poor little mumu

[Anonymous No.56300269]

ummm sweatie, bonds aren't like stocks, you could be 'buying the dip' for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.56300272]

>>56300263
>29:58

[Anonymous No.56300273]

Here it comes

[Anonymous No.56300274]

>>56300251
Uhhh some will say jabs best means robust labor means more room to raise rates, which is bad for stunks.

[Anonymous No.56300279]

>market opens
>buyers flood in
>buy the market
>stops moving and rotates back briefly to tag my stop

[Anonymous No.56300281]

>>56300252
>Next year we pay more interest on money we print than we collect on taxes.
Youre assuming they wont cut rates and print money

[Anonymous No.56300282]

>OSTK up 2%
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.56300283]

>>56300269
Just (bag)hold to maturity, bro.

[Anonymous No.56300286]

[Anonymous No.56300287]

>>56300105
It's because most of them look like shit and shit up the threads. Nobody cares about the artists.

[Anonymous No.56300288]

>it's crabbing
wew, I guess they want to fuck both sides at the same time.

[Anonymous No.56300293]

>>56300283
I'm sure the grankids will be glad that you barely beat inflation

[Anonymous No.56300298]

>>56300243
30 YEAR YIELD BACK BELOW 5%
>30 YEAR YIELD BACK BELOW 5%
30 YEAR YIELD BACK BELOW 5%
THIS IS A DRILL
IT'S NOT HAPPENING
IT'S UNIRONICALLY, LITERALLY NOT HAPPENING
JEROME IS BUYING BONDS
WE'RE SAVED

[Anonymous No.56300299]

>>56300260
You're just upset at the meme, retard
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.56300302]

>>56300274
>>56300252
Just imagine the shit bears would be saying if the jobs came in lower than expected, it would just get twisted the other way. You guys are buying Cramer's puts before he dunks on you for the 50th time.

[Anonymous No.56300303]

>>56300288
thats what they always do.

[Anonymous No.56300305]

>>56300287
sounds like an opinion to me

[Anonymous No.56300307]

SORRY BEARS, IT ENDS TODAY

[Anonymous No.56300309]

Why do we crab every fucking day?

[Anonymous No.56300310]

>>56300293
This

[Anonymous No.56300311]

guess i'll make my "classic" onion dip and wait for the market to take off

[Anonymous No.56300312]

>>56300272

[Anonymous No.56300313]

>>56300307
my mistake
wrong picture, don't ban me. reeee, mods please

[Anonymous No.56300316]

>>56300309
fed not letting the market crash by buying bonds, tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.56300319]

>>56300309
The bubble is about to pop

[Anonymous No.56300324]

[Anonymous No.56300325]

*closes futures positions for massive profit*

[Anonymous No.56300328]

>the american woorker
>aaaah i'm gonna woork
>what is that, a job opening?
>doesn't care about anything, just woorks

why are they like this

[Anonymous No.56300332]

>>56300299
>You're just upset at the meme, retard
No it was funny on tv, not biz. hes just another off topic spammer here shitting up the thread where i want to talk about stocks.

[Anonymous No.56300333]

>>56300307
Not so fast mumu

[Anonymous No.56300335]

>>56300316
>>56300319
Then maybe it should actually sell off instead of doing this retarded bullshit

[Anonymous No.56300337]

>>56300313
Nah you got it right, that's how I imagine all mumoid posters especially putsrnotdawae

[Anonymous No.56300338]

Could the 10y finally blow up properly?

[Anonymous No.56300343]

>>56300332
We don't all browse tv every day, faggot

[Anonymous No.56300344]

This is it. This is the big one.

[Anonymous No.56300347]

God just fucking pick a direction

[Anonymous No.56300353]

doodies

[Anonymous No.56300354]

Amazon hired about 200k people this past 2 months knowing they'll either quit or get laid off in a few months. You guys are autistically obsessing over a reported number with no context or understanding.
Market is smarter than you retards, also thanks for the money

[Anonymous No.56300355]

>go long
>reverses
>go short to catch the selloff
>stops moving
I'm going to murder someone

[Anonymous No.56300356]

>>56300347
No, wait, not that direction! Make it pick another!

[Anonymous No.56300357]

>>56300335
No its natural to crab and have bull traps while the economy is still afloat

[Anonymous No.56300363]

>>56300332
I'll lend my soft support to this anon. It is a fairly weak meme, took several posts, and is (debatably) off topic.

[Anonymous No.56300366]

So the data was objectively good

But retail bears are in full blown contrarian mode and are shorting

Meanwhile all indicators say the US is blowing everyone out of the water (July and August employment numbers were also revised up)

I genuinely, 100% believe that bears are fucking wrong and they're just getting boogaloo'd again

[Anonymous No.56300369]

>>56300363
Yes officer

[Anonymous No.56300371]

>>56300298
Are you sure about that, bub???

[Anonymous No.56300373]

>>56300366
why do you cover your eyes and ears when reality gets explained to you?

[Anonymous No.56300375]

>>56300366
>But retail bears are in full blown contrarian mode and are shorting
Are the retail bears in the room with you right now

[Anonymous No.56300376]

>>56300366
>So the data was objectively good
A strong labor market means the F.E.D. has no air cover for its pivot. They have to "keep fighting inflation". Higher rates for longer are going to keep destroying what they've been destroying.

[Anonymous No.56300378]

>>56300366
>So the data was objectively good
until it revised in half in all but 60 days.

[Anonymous No.56300380]

slowly getting there

[Anonymous No.56300384]

[Anonymous No.56300388]

>>56300373
>>56300375
>>56300376
LMFAO jesus christ all within 6 seconds of each other AND you capitalized Fed. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.56300389]

>>56300366
see
>>56299741
>>56299784
and
>>56299964
>>56300075

[Anonymous No.56300391]

>>56300371
Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.56300393]

>>56300344
Someone's got to be sacrificed

[Anonymous No.56300395]

Bond yields are a jewish scam. I went to my bank and demanded the risk free return on my cash deposits (5.6%) and they all just gave me dirty looks and tried to sell me compact disks. Why are people talking about these yields if nobody can use them? Because it's all fake and gay

[Anonymous No.56300398]

Why in the fuck is it pumping now?

[Anonymous No.56300399]

[Anonymous No.56300401]

>>56300388
were we supposed to wait to reply or something?

[Anonymous No.56300406]

SOXL might be going down to Goblin Town very shortly.

[Anonymous No.56300408]

[Anonymous No.56300409]

F.E.D.

[Anonymous No.56300412]

>bonds still getting utterly heemed

[Anonymous No.56300413]

>>56300060
it's money laundering idiot

[Anonymous No.56300414]

>>56300398
We are at the like 100 year support line

[Anonymous No.56300415]

>>56300369
it's ma'am

[Anonymous No.56300417]

Fuck
Every
Daughter

[Anonymous No.56300419]

>>56300302
It will come in lower, when the recession starts.

[Anonymous No.56300427]

>>56300401
Yeah we need to coordinate better on our discord

[Anonymous No.56300430]

Man, I hope I can someday learn to trade in a market as jewish as this one is today

[Anonymous No.56300431]

>>56300412
NVDA: -1%
TLT: -2%
From this we can conclude that Jensen Huang is a better person to give your money to than the Jew shrew Yellen.

[Anonymous No.56300432]

My consumer goods are getting heemed AHHH

[Anonymous No.56300434]

>>56300366
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS NIGGER
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO THIS NIGGER
THIS IS A BLACK HOLE OF NIGGERNESS
AN ENDLESS PIT OF NIGGERDLY NOT KNOWING ESS

[Anonymous No.56300436]

FILL THE GAP

[Anonymous No.56300437]

I'm 10k in Nvidia Feb '24 300 Puts and i'm already down 30%

How fucked am I bros?

[Anonymous No.56300438]

>>56300389
I'm with you until you have to generate some ridiculous hypothetical in an attempt to squeeze what you're saying into a bearish mold. Private sector hiring has fallen. We are not going to have the most telegraphed recession in history.

[Anonymous No.56300440]

KO at 52. this kind of buying spots are rare

[Anonymous No.56300444]

>>56300409
>>56300417
Fucks
Every
Duration

[Anonymous No.56300447]

>>56300414
Would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.56300450]

Crashing this bond market...

[Anonymous No.56300454]

>>56300447
Yo, make me a coinvestor in that Desert Fox bond.

[Anonymous No.56300456]

>>56300431
that's because never mentioned AI in her speech about treasuries. If she would be more merketing oriented, she put AI at least 10 times per speech, then she would sell those bonds like no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56300458]

>>56300436
Based grizz poster

[Anonymous No.56300459]

>>56300440
Anon pls don't make me load more cash into my account.

[Anonymous No.56300460]

>>56300438
>Private sector hiring has fallen
Is that a good thing

[Anonymous No.56300462]

UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN

[Anonymous No.56300464]

>>56300459
perhaps you should!

[Anonymous No.56300470]

>>56300462

[Anonymous No.56300471]

Did KOboomer check in yesterday?

[Anonymous No.56300472]

I WARNED YOU BOND BAGGIES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[Anonymous No.56300477]

>>56300460
It just goes counter to what that anon is trying to say. There isn't some phantom private employer handing out a billion dollars to siphon away workers from the public sector.

[Anonymous No.56300485]

>>56300477
i don't like how you worded that

[Anonymous No.56300487]

>>56300471
Yeah, I think he blathered about switching something from SCHD to SWPXX so he's in a better position when he retires at 54 than at 70 or whatever. I don't know, his dumbass posts are all the same.

[Anonymous No.56300490]

I remember one of the monkeys here was shilling this ticker. Thanks for the money

[Anonymous No.56300488]

>>56300354
Yeah people actually think jobs amount=quality of jobs

[Anonymous No.56300489]

>>56300281
>...Cut rates and print money
If they cut rates then everyone will re enter the stock market you absolute nomwit. Fortunately breathing is involuntary. How do you think they print money ?

[Anonymous No.56300493]

on a scale of 1-10
10 being the most heemed, how heemed are we? i dont know how to contextualize this data

[Anonymous No.56300494]

AND OIL DUMPS AGAIN
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.56300502]

>>56300437
You need to wait for the pivoooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

[Anonymous No.56300503]

>nothing is working, treasury and fed can’t figure anything out
Unironically frightening

[Anonymous No.56300506]

>>56300503
lol why don't they just market buy TLT? That'd fix it.

[Anonymous No.56300508]

>>56300494
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56300509]

>>56300354
Do app workers count in job numbers? If so, they're completely fucking meaningless.

[Anonymous No.56300513]

Most be painful to be TMF holder.

[Anonymous No.56300519]

>>56300503

they should start the money printer again, one last bullrun

[Anonymous No.56300521]

>>56300471
yeah, still hasn't paid off his credit card debt

[Anonymous No.56300522]

>>56300509
App workers are contractors, not employees. I'm amazed I have to explain this to you

[Anonymous No.56300523]

>>56300506
they literally will lol

[Anonymous No.56300525]

>>56300438
>some ridiculous hypothetical
This is the economy brother.. just scaled down to 100 people. The example I am giving you is literally how the economy works, the dynamics at play, and why "overemployment" is inflationary
If you distort free markets, and push past maximum employment, you will get inflation spirals like this
>Private sector hiring has fallen
Yes.. that's the later stages - see
>>56300075
when margins are getting fucked, they lay off employees, stop hiring employees, cut hours of employees (which reinforces the negative, recession outcome!)
>We are not going to have the most telegraphed recession in history.
It is 100% inevitable, like a patient having Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. The more that you kick and scream, and insist that grandma will recover from the stage 4 pancreatic cancer, the more surgeries you put her through, the more medications you give her, the more grandma will suffer, the more the family will suffer. Accept it - it is totally natural, totally healthy, normal part of the business / credit cycle
Stop making grandma suffer

[Anonymous No.56300526]

Wasn't JPmorgan forecasting the SP being 4600 eoy a few days ago? is that still valid?

[Anonymous No.56300530]

>>56300508
Had no idea this guy was Jewish

[Anonymous No.56300532]

>>56300503
Uh, maybe they're just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.56300534]

>>56300493
About tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.56300536]

>>56300493
another rape hike before rape hikes even hit the economy. THEN when the credit contraction starts to ruin us it will be too late. SPY 360 and QQQ 280 next year.

[Anonymous No.56300541]

> more people getting jobs and earning money causes the stock market to take a dive

Capitalism is just a massive fucking joke isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.56300544]

>>56300489
I didn't imply anything about stocks

[Anonymous No.56300545]

>>56300526
Yes unless we break 4200 extremely strong support

[Anonymous No.56300546]

*scuttles up and asks you if you're having a good time*

[Anonymous No.56300548]

>>56300541
we're living in clown world

[Anonymous No.56300552]

>>56300503
They should try turning off the money printer. Would work better than this elaborate rate scam and treasury ponzi.

[Anonymous No.56300553]

>>56300532
Problem is that Powell can be swayed by outside forces
We needed a strong fed chair that could get the job done

[Anonymous No.56300555]

Next week CPI and
>friday the thirteenth
Are you spooked yet?

[Anonymous No.56300557]

>>56300523
we're fucked fr fr ong lol

[Anonymous No.56300561]

>>56300526
we are going to test 4175 first

[Anonymous No.56300562]

Should I become a TLT baggie?

[Anonymous No.56300565]

>>56300494
>>56300508
DEMAAAAAAAAAND DESTRUCTION! YOU. POOR. BOY.

[Anonymous No.56300566]

>>56300519
ONE
LAST
RUN

[Anonymous No.56300567]

>>56300477
>>56300525
>There isn't some phantom private employer handing out a billion dollars to siphon away workers from the public sector.
Unironically, this is literally what happened. In my example, I said that the central bank of the commune gave 1 individual $100 billion. What do you think quantitative easing is? What do you think zero interest rates are?
Do you think the other 99% of the population received funds from quantitative easing? Do you think that the rest of the population was able to borrow $20 trillion at 1% interest?
What about the complete cutting of reserve requirements by the central bank during covid? Lmao.
1% of the population was unironically, literally given "$100 billion" - but it was much, much worse than that - $100 billion is 1 / 1,000th of what they were given

[Anonymous No.56300570]

>>56300541
Sometimes I think about shit like this and I wonder if it's because a market moving in deterministic ways with prescribed moves for every event would be "solved" and nobody would make any money.

[Anonymous No.56300571]

WHAT IS BIDEN SAYING, THE MARKETS ARE FALLING

[Anonymous No.56300573]

>Midwit with his 5-figure account thinks he bought the bottom of the bond market the just started going down after a 40 year bull run

[Anonymous No.56300575]

>>56300541
just buy VOO

[Anonymous No.56300578]

>Don't worry ,fridays are not volatile

[Anonymous No.56300584]

>>56300553
One of these Saturdays we're going to get an emergency Fed press release/meeting.

[Anonymous No.56300586]

>>56300565
MY MILKSHAKE NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56300588]

>>56300526
Yea

[Anonymous No.56300590]

sorry oil barons you were getting too cocky so i bought some XLE calls to force this crash

[Anonymous No.56300593]

tech small caps are at pre-2017 levels of cheap. things like snapchat or bumble. Companies growing almost double digits with zoomers and younger. the question is when to buy. I have some emergency funds set aside but I don’t dare jump in until nvidia pops at the earliest

[Anonymous No.56300592]

>>56300571
In about 90 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exA4VqXO6Vg

[Anonymous No.56300598]

Anons... the 30 year just passed 5% yield. Are you locking in risk free 5% gains for 3 decades?

[Anonymous No.56300601]

>>56300546
Yep, eating good today

[Anonymous No.56300602]

>>56300541
No, dumb marxist

[Anonymous No.56300604]

>>56300521
I hope he goes bankrupt

[Anonymous No.56300605]

>>56300562
within a year yeah

[Anonymous No.56300608]

>>56300553
Then why could Trump publicly threaten to fire him and he still kept hiking in 2019?

[Anonymous No.56300611]

>>56300598
Dude stop, my balls will shrink if I continue like this

[Anonymous No.56300612]

>>56300598
Wait is that this whore?

[Anonymous No.56300620]

>>56300605
Too late I bought VGLT I'm a baggie now fuck this shit. The economy is dead with these interest rates.

[Anonymous No.56300621]

>>56300601
I am too actually, thank you mr. crab

[Anonymous No.56300626]

>mfw people are STILL not buying bonds
It’s free money

[Anonymous No.56300629]

Am I the only here in TMV? Y'all bagholding TLT or what

[Anonymous No.56300632]

>>56300598
>risk free
As risk free as 30 year treasury bonds for the Soviet Union in 1985

[Anonymous No.56300640]

>bond market crashing
>stock market crashing
Now this is what I call deleveraging.

[Anonymous No.56300643]

>>56300562
Join us Anon, if the bond market blows up none of this will matter anyway

[Anonymous No.56300647]

>>56300632
Are you willing to bet against america?

[Anonymous No.56300648]

Bobo is not quite getting what he wants today

[Anonymous No.56300655]

>>56300632
kek

[Anonymous No.56300657]

MeetKevin is my mumoid barometer and he's losing his shit it's fucking great

[Anonymous No.56300665]

>>56300643
Yeah I'm already in no way these keeps on going without obliterating the economy.

[Anonymous No.56300668]

Dad where you when 30 year bonds were yielding 5%?

[Anonymous No.56300669]

>>56300632
Janet Yellen has resorted to scrounging reddit and 4chan for treasury buyers.

[Anonymous No.56300670]

>>56300611
>>56300612
https://twitter.com/SaraUnderwood
>>56300632
Except the USA is still the biggest dick on the planet. Russia losing with 2nd hand weapons we expense to new Israel

[Anonymous No.56300672]

>>56300555
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

[Anonymous No.56300675]

>>56300668
I was winning, son. I was winning.

[Anonymous No.56300676]

>>56300670
Um it's x.com sweaty.

[Anonymous No.56300678]

>>56300647
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in shorter term bonds and bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Monstanto get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.56300679]

WEAKASSBITCHMARKET

[Anonymous No.56300680]

>>56300562
It's a good price. Might not be a bottom, but I don't think you would regret to hold that for a year.

[Anonymous No.56300691]

>>56300680
At this point is just a bet that the FED will pivot or the economy is dead either way interest rates will come down.

[Anonymous No.56300692]

>>56300678
>>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel.
It's every man for himself. Has been since individualism was put forth as the norm by the british revolutionists. You want a community? you ditch republics and go back to monarchies.

[Anonymous No.56300697]

>>56300676
He will never be X. His parents called him Twitter and that's what I'm calling him.

[Anonymous No.56300699]

>>56300562
Kek

[Anonymous No.56300700]

W-why are gold and bitcoin not crashing? Guys?

Guys?

[Anonymous No.56300701]

>>56300670
>Except the USA is still the biggest dick on the planet.
So true! We are nothing like the Soviet union in the 1980s.
I mean, they had just lost a war in Afghanistan. And their life expectancy was decreasing. Oh and more and more of their people were coping with drugs, leading to increased OD rates. Also they had really bad internal tensions between different groups that hated each other.

[Anonymous No.56300704]

What's with the Madsposting?

[Anonymous No.56300707]

>>56300700
Because they already got heemed

[Anonymous No.56300708]

>>56300692

Did you even pick up that this is an edit of a famous pasta?

[Anonymous No.56300713]

>>56300704
It's a Mads Mads Mads World.

[Anonymous No.56300716]

>>56300704
Based Madposter.
Pic rel is (You).

[Anonymous No.56300717]

>>56300093
>The snowman

[Anonymous No.56300721]

Why did Costco just dump

[Anonymous No.56300723]

>>56300707
Well so did treasuries but that didn't stop them from collapsing again this morning.

[Anonymous No.56300726]

>>56300708
you picked up mine is pasta too?

[Anonymous No.56300728]

>>56300701
anon, I am hoping for the best and preparing for the worst. Currently have $250k in the markets and I have 20 acres I can bug out to. I have a mortgage at 3% and lots of weapons and a veggie garden.
If we achieve world peace ill be okay, if we balkanize i will be okay.

[Anonymous No.56300730]

>>56300713
I saw that movie in school. It's funny because everyone is retarded and rushing to find money here, too.

[Anonymous No.56300732]

>>56300704
The same thing with MAX PAYNE. THEY NEVER STOP

[Anonymous No.56300734]

>>56300723
The heeming is not near complete for treasuries yet, anon.

[Anonymous No.56300737]

>>56300701
And they had very very old leaders with constant health problems.

[Anonymous No.56300738]

>>56300716
>Me in approximately 8 hours

[Anonymous No.56300739]

>>56300721
Bulk discount.

[Anonymous No.56300740]

>>56300726
>Update
No, didn't even read it to the end to be honest. Now I did.

[Anonymous No.56300741]

>>56300700
it's happening

[Anonymous No.56300744]

>>56300732

[Anonymous No.56300748]

>>56300723
the market hasn't started pricing in a sovereign debt crisis yet

[Anonymous No.56300753]

Retailer companies have received the most insane heemings.

Target is amazing it just doesn't stop being fucking heemed. The yield is 4.23% now.

[Anonymous No.56300756]

Nothing makes sense. I don't know how to profit anymore

[Anonymous No.56300757]

>>56300502
They're bullshitting with another rate hike. They'll pivot soon.

[Anonymous No.56300759]

>>56300728
They will wait til private cars are banned or so expensive only the super rich will have them, then they will deny your self driving vehicle app privileges further then 5 miles from your house.

I hope your big out farm is close by

[Anonymous No.56300760]

>>56300700
checked
PMs not crashing while bond yields surge is also activating my almonds

[Anonymous No.56300763]

>>56300748
There won't be a debt crisis. US debt is denominated in USD

[Anonymous No.56300765]

>XLP: -2.27%
>XLU: -2.64%

[Anonymous No.56300766]

>>56300739
Kek

[Anonymous No.56300769]

>>56300757
Yeah retards don't realize these treasury rates do the same thing as raising rates basically to.

[Anonymous No.56300774]

>>56300763
You can absolutely have a debt crisis with debt denominated in your own currency.

>Nuh uh, they'll just print what they need to make the bonds whole.
Yes, that's the crisis part.

[Anonymous No.56300776]

>>56300756
No one is profiting anymore only people holding dollars.

[Anonymous No.56300787]

>>56300675
Did you buy any?

[Anonymous No.56300789]

>>56300765
dear good, they are near covid lows

[Anonymous No.56300793]

MUMU, don't even think about it

[Anonymous No.56300796]

>OSTK up 9%
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.56300799]

>>56300140
This makes a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.56300801]

>>56300774
Technically that is a currency crisis. Its not like the US will ask the IMF and China for loans

[Anonymous No.56300804]

>>56300721
They ran out of gold bars.

[Anonymous No.56300808]

SO HEEMED

[Anonymous No.56300809]

Market is sussin

[Glowie No.56300811]

Kek energy baggies

[Anonymous No.56300822]

>>56300804

[Anonymous No.56300825]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56300828]

>>56300808
I'm going to keep slurping BRK-B all through 2024.

[Anonymous No.56300831]

>>56300789
Damn

[Anonymous No.56300837]

>>56300804
Lawlz/10

[Anonymous No.56300839]

>>56300801
>Its not like the US will ask the IMF and China for loans
Anon, I want you to think very carefully about that statement. I want you to consider that 30 years ago was 1993. The world of 1993 vs. today: separated by only 30 years.

Now are you 100% sure that 30 year bonds bought today, maturing in *2053* won't run into a couple IMF and Chinese snafus?

[Anonymous No.56300843]

>biden economy is great!
>can't retire if old because 401k is annihilated
>have to get job
>unemployment is so low clearly even fucking ancient people are working

Holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.56300845]

>>56300804

[Anonymous No.56300847]

>>56300545
470 2024 was shilled on bloomberg this morning.. I believe from jpm.

[Anonymous No.56300852]

Wtf

Should have sold my bags yesterday ahh

[Anonymous No.56300855]

>>56300843
>[faint whisper in the wind]
Higher for longer, it's different this time.

[Anonymous No.56300857]

>>56300217
It's a cat posting kind of market so yes

[Anonymous No.56300861]

>>56300839
Damn, when you think about it like that, 30 years from now is absolutely terrifying how much shit will change, and likely not in a good way for anyone that doesn't like being completely enslaved

[Glowie No.56300862]

Get outta my way bobo shits

[Anonymous No.56300866]

I'm just happy I have dividends and can slurp more of them and continue to buy forever.

[Anonymous No.56300867]

BASTERD BITCH
WHY ARE YOU DUMPING

[Anonymous No.56300874]

>>56300544
People want a store of value so they aren't heemed paying capital gains. If bonds yield so little and the fed is so rekless then why risk getting gypped on a bond when you can just KO it up.

[Anonymous No.56300879]

>>56300866
If inflation heems margins, your divvies will be cut. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.56300882]

>>56300867
DO NOT REDEEM THE POOPOO

[Anonymous No.56300881]

>>56300857
>Retarded and capricious
Yeah, its's a cat market alright.

[Anonymous No.56300883]

I hate namefags so fucking much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.56300886]

>>56300861
I wouldn't even get a 5 year right now.

[Anonymous No.56300889]

>>56300882
No fucking way this is real

[Anonymous No.56300891]

>>56300861
>>56300839
30years ago bonds had 6% yield

[FRESH No.56300892]

>>56300887
>>56300887
>>56300887

[Anonymous No.56300915]

>>56300891
And a debt-to-GDP half of what it is today.

[Anonymous No.56300916]

>>56300759
Know what sucks? That'll probably happen. It'll start as a dumb meme / obscure joke. But it'll happen. I've seen this enough times. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.56300957]

>>56300916

[Anonymous No.56300979]

>>56300757
>pivot soon.
AHAHAHAHAHA
OH WAIT IT'S SERIOUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56301002]

>>56300519
>>56300566
ONE LAST TIME
ONE LAST TIME
ONE LAST TIME

[Anonymous No.56301513]

>>56300494
looks good to me. Natty is also on a bullrun. LONG.

[Anonymous No.56301817]

>>56300023
Bro, not like this.

[Anonymous No.56301843]

>>56300139
Based