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Vampire Broker Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.56288321
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We are so back

>> No.56288327
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>nobody knows who I was in the last smg

>> No.56288332
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my broker

>> No.56288334

>>56288327
I know.

>> No.56288336
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>>56288301
oilbros...
nattybros...
uraniumbros...

are we even ready for the face-ripping bullrun that's coming?

>> No.56288338
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>>56288336
im ready

>> No.56288340
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It's going to take a lot more than some 80 IQ government shills to save the collapsing financial system from this retard.

>> No.56288342
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>> No.56288360
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Can we get that money printer started again?

>> No.56288363

What are you guys even talking about, the stock market is closed?

>> No.56288367

>>56288360
Can everyone refrain from using it to make big degenerate bubbles that threaten world economic stability again?

>> No.56288373

>>56288363
works on my computer

>> No.56288383

>>56288373
This is a serious thread for serious investors, please don't talk about Lego indices like DAX or FTSE. The Americans will laugh at us.

>> No.56288386
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>>56288363
futures

>> No.56288387

>>56288367
Yes we will give everything to the poor

>> No.56288389

>>56288363
Futures are open 23hrs, pal.

>> No.56288392

>>56288387
That made more than a few bubbles the last time, you're not pleading your case very well.

>> No.56288399

>>56288389
Oh yeah? Well so are Romanian bonds.

>> No.56288401
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Thursdays are bullish

>> No.56288403
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what if we're in for 10 years of crab?

>> No.56288407
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>>56288403
we have to defeat bobo

>> No.56288422
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>>56288403
Oui oui

>> No.56288428

>>56288403
We'll have many opportunities to donate our money by buying the tops and selling the bottoms.

>> No.56288434

>>56288383
Well I am a serious investor in the OMX. How about them apples

>> No.56288435
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>>56288403
no

>> No.56288442

>>56288383
You mean Jenga

>> No.56288458

>>56288434
potato index

>> No.56288478
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>>56288301
Always brandish a crucifix at the intersection of Wall St and Wald St

>> No.56288485
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>>56288434
Based. I as well enjoy trading the Scandinavian indices, especially the OMX on account of its excellent selection of quality companies :). I was hoping to buy some cheapies but nooo noo of course it gotta start pumping for some inexplicable reason

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>>56288367
That's antisemitic

>> No.56288495
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>>56288485

>> No.56288511
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>>56288486
Not if I know hebrew it isn't

>> No.56288519
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>>56288403
High yield BDCs.

>> No.56288533
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>North American Indian tales often cast bears as proponents of greed (considered a major threat in a communal society).[13]

>> No.56288534
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Me buying Romanian bonds.

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>>56288495
>>56288534
perfection

>> No.56288545
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>>56288534
Romanian bonds are the future of finance

>> No.56288562
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>oil

>> No.56288569
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THEY are trying to assassinate us, Oilbros. We can't let that happen.

>> No.56288571

>>56288534
Will they cut today? Man, I could buy more, but I think I have enough. If they cut the ones you can buy on Traderep will get more expensive, but on the other hand US bonds dumping also made them cheaper. So there might be some zigzag movements in next 2-3 months.

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Also daily reminder:


I know I'm cruel.

>> No.56288585

>>56288569
slurping at $80

>> No.56288588
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Bros, they are openly admitting that the only way to save the bond markets is to cause all stocks to crash...

What the fuck do I do to prepare for that shitshow, assuming its real?

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>>56288569
ive been a victim of an act of terror

>> No.56288591
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welcome to AI DEGENerated Art, I hope you enjoy youur stay

>> No.56288593

>>56288588
SOURCE

>> No.56288603
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>>56288578
German big industry will probably be fine as they move more of their production abroad. small and medium-sized companies will suffer the most.

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>>56288591
financially not bussin

>> No.56288610

>>56288588
they're clearly fudding the retail bulls to leave them in the dust for the rally. And once retail finally FOMO's in, that's when the recession will be allowed to begin.

>> No.56288611
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>>56288593
>pic related

>> No.56288627

>>56288611
Makes sense. Economies are slowing down or downright dumping, and people keep piling into megacaps. At the moment Microsoft stock is performing like a store of value more than gold or other classic hedges.

>> No.56288630

Hol up, didn't a similar crash happen in 1987 to save treasuries...?

RUH ROH

>> No.56288635
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W-what are we gonna do at the bond market anon..?

>> No.56288644

>>56288611
If oil dies then treasuries don't have to die which means the market doesn't have to die. If oil flies then the market has to die so that treasuries and bonds don't die. It's beyond anybodies control (here at least, assuming billionaires and trillionaires aren't also shitposters) and all anyone can do is pick a side and watch.

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bears are rowdy today as well huh.

>> No.56288649

>>56288644
This is also why the bull/bear debate has been so hot this past year as this became obvious a while back. If you're a bull right now on the US markets you want oil dead, if you're bearish on US markets you want oil at 200$ a barrel.

>> No.56288651
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hocus pocus pepe curses this market

>> No.56288657

>>56288649
I want both low as 2009

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>futures

>> No.56288672
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>>56288657
Who hurt you?

>> No.56288676

>>56288659
Silver ends the SPQR

>> No.56288690

After selling my puts yesterday at the peak.. I am now 50% cash. What buy?

>> No.56288692

>>56288690
energy

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>>56288672

>> No.56288715

>>56288692
Add to my pbr position or buy an oil major like cvx?

>> No.56288722

>>56288715
yes

>> No.56288741

>>56288692
>Buy the top sell the bottom
Classic /smg/ strategy. Literally go balls dip on the Russell 2000, Eurostoxx 600 or highly punished small caps. Once the Saudis get their nuclear program and suck some jew cock they will pump oil like maniacs and the economy and inflation will magically wash away

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i bought yesterday, just a little

>> No.56288761

I warned you cunts
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56104497#56105767

>> No.56288762

>>56288741
>dude oil is going to be in oversupply just you wait!!!
lol, I'll wait alright

>> No.56288784

>>56288762
https://www.axios.com/2023/10/04/saudi-mega-deal-biden-israel-normalization-palestinian-talks
I hope all you retards are ready to get heemed

>> No.56288790

>>56288403
I don’t mind. I’m a dividend investor so I inherit the world either way

>> No.56288791

>Lemonis bought $500k OSTK shares
I'm gonna make it

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>>56288741
I wonder if cringe brainlets like you even realize that the literal plan to solve ((climate change)) is to get oil off the market with green energy by making it to cheap to even be worth getting out of the ground.
This is what you are gambling against. I don't think you realize that at all you fucking little retard. I just want you to shut up and stop shitting up this place with your disgusting stupidity you fucking piece of shit mongoloid

>> No.56288817

>>56288799
>green energy
>cheap an efficient
You’re really bad at this

>> No.56288825

>>56288799
>is to get oil off the market
That was the plan since Obongo got into power and you got the shale revolution and historically low oil and gas prices you fucking moron. A consultants powerpoint is just marketing PR for retards like you, while the reality is that the department of defense is more interested on destroying Russia than any bullshit "green deal" kool aid that you have swallowed. Expect oil prices to be around 70 dollars next year while you become a stupid retarded baggie

>> No.56288831

>>56288817
You idiot. It doesn't matter how inefficient it is to produce green energy. If you just produce enough of it you will archieve the goal of making oil cheap.
Just amazing how low iq you'd have to be to post such a statement.

>> No.56288838

>>56288825
Besides politics russia doesn't really matter much for the world economy

>> No.56288851

>>56288838
>Besides politics russia doesn't really matter much for the world economy
It is a useless retarded shithole, but it is enormous and packed with natural resources. If you put a puppet regime it is relevant for controlling commodity prices and choke the chinks out of cheap garbage to fuel their economic model. If Saudis start pumping oil Russia's economy will go down the drain

>> No.56288855

Next time, listen to me oilbaggots

>> No.56288860

Oil isn't going anywhere and the existence of other sources of electricity than using it to make steam to turn a turbine doesn't do anything to make oil stop existing. There will always be internal combustion engine vehicles and there will always be a market for oil just based on the petrochemical industry alone. If anything you'd think the oil guys wouldn't chimp out about other sources of electricity because those other sources existing takes the pressure off oil to be the main source of energy for the entire world, all that "green bullshit" is basically turning oil into tobacco without the cancer risk which would naturally mean more sales and not less. From my point of view, the oil industry should be embracing it and should be getting their dicks hard for how hard they're about to get to fuck in a few years once the culture war is over and nobody gives a fuck about global warming anymore. The rest of the bitching just seems like someone being mad they can't sell a commodity for wildly inflated prices anymore or use their supply to manipulate a market which is basically just crying about how futures manipulation of PM prices should be totally cool man everyone does it.

>> No.56288867

>>56288860
>there will always be a market for oil
recycled cryptocurrency argument kek
nobody is saying oil stops existing, schizo

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Nice premarket pump

>> No.56288878

>>56288784
>As part of the mega-deal talks, the White House is negotiating a potential security agreement between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia, possible U.S. support for a Saudi civilian nuclear program, and U.S. approval for sophisticated weapons sales to the kingdom.
Soooo bullish for energy? lmfao

>> No.56288879

>>56288867
>nobody is saying oil stops existing, schizo
I have seen exactly that narrative many times, that green energy is some kind of ploy to get everyone totally off of oil so some ephemeral "they" can turn the batteries off and do all manner of dystopian shit. I won't make the mistake of wasting time on you again, no worries.

>> No.56288900

>>56288879
dude wtf you can't turn off a battery what kind of nigger am I speaking with

>> No.56288913

>>56288900
You both are niggers as you are intentionally misunderstanding him. He means remote control

>> No.56288928

>>56288868
dumb AI that's a cow not a bull

>> No.56288943
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Feels good to be a glowie

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>>56288943
now let's see your TLT long position

>> No.56288983

>>56288966
Reminder there were people who blindly bought long term bonds when they were at 1% yields. Yes the average investor is that retarded

>just buy 60/40 bro

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>>56288569
/Genshin_investors/ get the rope. But even I have to admit that Fontaine and Sumeru are very good (except for Jeht).
Oil was poised for a break bro. Now Russia and the other one (can't quite remember now) agreed to up production and the diesel ban is also falling through. OPEC doesn't have the full control it believes it has. Just remember that adjusted for inflation, oil is insanely cheap right now. Oil stocks are a conundrum though. At ATH but oil keeps dropping. There is no slurping opportunity.

OMX once again king of EU. Fuckin hate this index

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i woke up early this morning as if i'm going to work, but i'm unemployed. i never naturally wake up this easy when i go to work. what am i supposed to do now? market doesn't open for another couple hours

>> No.56289094

>>56289085
Do some stretches or pull/push ups. Perhaps sit outside for a moment.

>> No.56289095

>>56289085
I would prescribe several scrambled eggs with a side of bacon and toast as well as some coffee.

>> No.56289099

>>56289085
trade futures

>> No.56289104
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>>56289094
i probably should

>>56289095
also a good idea but i'm out of eggs, bacon, AND toast

>>56289099
i'm not allowed to do that

>> No.56289106
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Reminder

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Oil bros please tell me aren't making a pic rel.

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>>56289104
>no eggs, bacon, or toast
Truly life is hell.

>> No.56289140

>>56289112
what timeframe are you using? i don't see it

>>56289117
i don't want to go to wally mart, and nothing is is really open until 9

>> No.56289177

>>56289085
Jerk off and watch porn
OR
read the latests SEC filings for all the companies you invest in

>> No.56289203

>>56288690
Give me the ticker and i'll tell you what its going to do.

>> No.56289209
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>>56288966
I bought in on Monday I am Gucci. Thank God.

>> No.56289225

>>56288403
I was talking about 10 yrs crab specifically a few months ago and now everyone is, even normie podcasts. Did I manifest it into reality bros?

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>>56289177
neither one sounds favourable

>> No.56289238
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>>56289085
You have higher capabilities earlier in the day. Don't squander them. Do the apathetic videogame lethargy later in the day.

Break your cycle up. Do something that you wouldn't ordinarily do. We are severely habitual creatures. If you don't alter your pattern then you will be unable to create new ones.

>> No.56289241

>>56288588
They simply use Forward guidance as a weapon to make markets do something without them doing anything.
The fed has lost credibility in the past few years, so that’s why we do not know whats gonna happen.

>> No.56289244

>>56289230
Write a letter to Taylor Swift asking if she'd employ you in a work from home situation where you get paid to shill for her on 4chan.

>> No.56289256

>>56288403
This seems likely. Population decline means fewer consumers. The market will not grow much more in the future. The only hope is that AI will offset this via productivity gains.

>> No.56289265

>>56289230
A wise man once told me you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

>> No.56289264
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>>56289238
BUT WHAT DO I DO

>> No.56289266

>>56288943
dogassshitpredictableliteralalgotradedmarket

>> No.56289271

>>56289264
Have schizoid conversations with chatgpt until lunch

>> No.56289279

>>56289271
agents are watching those, be careful

>> No.56289289

>>56289279
Well I'm already on a terrorist list for being an ultra maga republican, whatever that means.

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>>56289279
GLOWIESSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.56289306

>>56289289
Baggie I'm pretty sure that's a smaller net than everyone that ever voted for trump, unless you're real far out there I doubt that's an issue.

>> No.56289330
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thinking about buying some today
>mfw

>> No.56289362

Romania kept rates at 7%, so we still have more time to slurp cheapsy bonds

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>>56289362
it is what it is

>> No.56289393

I don't get it. Is it put or call time on bonds?

>> No.56289405

Stocks are overvalued

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>>56289264

You are the sum of the universe. A mote of the creator. You do anything you please. But do anything you otherwise wouldn't do. Spontaneity as someone said earlier is powerful. Money enables it but so do certain mindsets. Stir your soul brother. Go somewhere you've never been. Just go for a walk and plan what you are going to do for the three remaining months of the year. Pick out a destination and decode the steps to make it come to fruition.

>> No.56289422

>>56289362
Big news.

>> No.56289433
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>>56289407
thats my problem. when given unlimited options, i don't know what to do. i end up just thinking about the possiblities.

>> No.56289443
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W-what's going to happen in Romania in 2049?

>> No.56289446

GOOD morning SIRS. Quick question: Is this a "buy the dip market " ?

>> No.56289447

>>56289433
You’ll soon realize existence itself is meaningless and all the time you’ve got serves no purpose. Vanity of hobbies will vane off. Novelty of doing x and y wears off, etc.
People who make it understand it as well. Humans need something to do to take their minds off thinking too deeply about the meaning.

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>>56289447
>soon realize existence itself is meaningless and all the time you’ve got serves no purpose
been there done that. i almost feel like a hipster when someone brings up stuff i've already been through/thought about

>> No.56289466

>>56289433
looks like you are going to be here and hitting refresh until lunch at which point you will remember you are hungry and feed yourself. Might as well put something to watch on.

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>>56289466
i... want to..... change. i just don't know how. being unemployed sucks. i'm reminded of how dark my mind can go

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>> No.56289511

>INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS
>FORECAST 210K
>ACTUAL 207K
>HIGHER
>FOR LONGER

>> No.56289514

>>56289443
Superpower. It's because they have their own central bank with 7% interest. But the bonds are in Eur. They pay us back with EU gibs.

>> No.56289532

>>56289481
listen, you can turn off the computer and make yourself a real breakfast and go outside, or you can stay here. You have already chosen the latter so it is all over.

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>>56289511
>207k

that's not a good reason to dump so much.. mmkers should make it less blatant

>> No.56289541

>>56289446
DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.56289543

Short Vonovia?

>> No.56289547
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>>56289140

>> No.56289548

>>56289443
Romania has huge natgas reserves offshore in the black sea.

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brandonomics bros

>> No.56289559
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>>56289514
Romania are the biggest puppets in eastern euro.
Corrupt, shortsighted degens to the bone.

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>>56289433
I live in rural appalachia. I am blessed with innawoods in every direction. I would suggest some sort of outing (Mountain, cave, coastline, some beautiful vista thats not a tourist trap). And if you can go without any phone or thread to the modern world. Being a slave is tiresome, especially when its easy to convince yourself that your bonds aren't real.

Whether we accept it or not we are in an abundantly enriching world.

>>56289447
This is a midwit couldn't understand what nietzsche was talking about and probably masturbates 13 times a day. He will be a tranny in a decade.

>> No.56289568

>>56289534
The market expects beats
A forecast of 210k means the market has already priced in 215k
Even if 215k printed we’d dump because it didn’t beat the expected beat

>> No.56289610

Somehow even when we get proof that the economy is this resilient, and hence a higher for longer scenario, we end up erasing the initial reaction. When is this fucking market will accept a lower growth and lower PE is the new norm?
Shit's getting tiring

>> No.56289611

>>56289547
perhaps. i don't think the pattern will stick. not with what's in store for oil. i think we're in for a bullrun with oil relatively soon

>>56289561
i live in bumfuck midwest, surrounded by suburbia within a 50 mile radius. i can' think of anywhere to go that won't cost money since i'm so tied to it, especially now

>> No.56289618

fakedump

>>56289559
Upgrade rating incoming AAA

>> No.56289621
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>>56289611
>i think we're in for a bullrun with oil relatively soon
Sure in the long run we're in a bull for all commodities very low CAPEX since 2011, but the short term we could get fucked here.

>> No.56289675

"Stock market" whatevers, more like "Federal Reserve policy market"

>> No.56289696

>>56289621
>could get fucked here
we ARE. and it will contiue for a little longer

>> No.56289721
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56289721

Short fucking banks. Thank me later.

>> No.56289726

>>56289721
>betting against Jews

>> No.56289739
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>>56289726
You close before they're bailed out.

>> No.56289746
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>futes

>> No.56289777

>>56289746
oof

>> No.56289781

>>56289553
Listen here Jack. Anybody who questions Joe Biden's leadership is helping Putin and will be executed for treason.

>> No.56289784
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56289784

It's literally over today, isn't it?

>> No.56289793

God bless America

>> No.56289795

I'm genuinely afraid / concerned.
Am I just falling for "spin"?
I am not the most intelligent, but what I can gather / understand scares me.
I hope I've been misguided.

>> No.56289800
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>>56289795
Fuck it we ball

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>>56289784
I don't see anyone doomposting about the market on /pol/ right now so it might be this time

>> No.56289851

>>56289104
>i'm not allowed to do that
Tell your parents it's important and they have to let you trade futures.

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>>56289784
We pump.- This bullshit will reverse. CPI next week will probably be soft.

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>>56289795
It must be done

>> No.56289864

>>56289852
Delusional

>> No.56289878
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WTFWT

>> No.56289877
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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BOTTOM IN?

>> No.56289881

>>56289852
Clairevoyant

>> No.56289897
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W"RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.56289903
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56289903

OOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56289910

This is it. This is the big one.

>> No.56289911

>>56289903
Fuck it we ball

>> No.56289915

Mashallah, my brothers. This is it.

>> No.56289923
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at least most of you are protected by the strongest military in the world unlike the civilians who was murdered today by the r*ssians in Ukraine

>> No.56289925

She's going up

>> No.56289927
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So bears are legitimately realizing that they fucked up?? I never thought I'd see some of them actually admitting it

>> No.56289978

>>56289927
No, you'll just have another chance to get out>>56288342

>> No.56289979

>>56289927
For bears to be right more than a yearly correction, the 500 largest companies in the country need to havr the value of all of the offices, equipment, inventory, warehouses, ip, etc. drop to 50% of their value or less, which will never happen and if it ever was valued at less than it was worth, a corporate raider would buy all the stock and sell it for parts, like warren buffet used to do, but again, this is the 500 best companies in the country, all at once. Buy every dip

>> No.56289996

>>56289923
Fuck off Uke shill you’re not getting more Tax dollars

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>>56289923
Based

>> No.56290013

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56290029

>>56289979
What's actually amazing to me is how closely everything tracks the moving averages. If we had red days where everything slammed through the 200 I would be legitimately worried, but over the last two months any time stuff has gotten close to a technical level it's just been bought up. Almost as if......Big Money is just fucking with everyone.

>> No.56290041

>>56290013
You should shorting the financial sector with everything you have for generational wealth this week and next

>> No.56290042
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deposited a fat wad of shekels today. gonna see how things turn out today, might be buying more soon depending on how things go the next couple days

>> No.56290043

>>56289534
If it were myself, I would probably turn into a fitness freak. Listening to books instead of music so you can work your mind/body simultaneously. If you must have music then the whole time you are in duress (in a set) you need to be plotting how to get away from there.

Idk maybe you're happy there but I doubt it, as you don't seem content. If it were me I would try betterment while plotting my escape. We are going into a recession or recession-like conditions that will be unable to be dubbed a recession.

Figure a way out to market yourself. You will need it. Needs get figured out quickly. You just need to figure what it is that you NEED and convince yourself of it. You don't feel heavily enough about anything or it would manifest as a force or push you feel. Ambivalence is emotional apathy. Build morals, axioms and a foundation of self will emerge.

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>>56290029
We have a little fun around here.

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>>56289923

>> No.56290066
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Continuity from yesterday and no contribution from AH or PM. We're back in formation. Sorry some fucker brought an excavator jack this morning with a leak right at market open. Does he not FD?

>> No.56290067

>>56290041
I just bought FAZ instead so I don’t have to deal with puts. 3x inverse and comfy

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56290074

>id
>mommy milkers
based

>> No.56290079

>>56290041
XLF put options?

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>>56290074
Auspicious.

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Lol AMD being down 2% on literally nothing but good news is so absurd

>>56290066
It's shaping up exactly how I thought it would, pic related

>> No.56290099

>>56289923
>grocery store
Whew. At least it wasn't a hospital or, god forbid, a bakery like that butcher Assad was bombing with his barrel bombs.

>> No.56290104

>>56288990
OPEC doesn’t want oil prices through the roof long term, that’s the kind of thing that makes people switch to renewables.

>> No.56290109
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56290109

Copper. Daily timeframe.

>> No.56290113

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're in the red.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand oil keeps dumping.

>> No.56290114
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>>56289923
I want to pol you but I won't. We have guns so we protect ourselves. Only liberals and children have to fear the (violent) iterations of our federal government.

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>>56290113
its ok anon, its ok. this is the time to slurp as the kids say.

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>>56290113
FUCK OIL I TOLD YOU GAZOOBERS TO BUY HOD OR SHORT ANY OIL FUND!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>> No.56290124

>>56290087
Isnt nasdaq a bubble

>> No.56290128

>>56290109
They don't call it doctor copper for a reason and that means we are going to go down further still.

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>>56290043
thanks, I needed that

>> No.56290137

>>56289923
>implying they didn't deserve it

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>>56290029
like this?

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>>56290087
Based pattern seeker. I was explaining to my new buddy that, No I have no idea where will go but I have the plinko board on which it moves through plotted, so I anticipate where it will go, make a guess and I fail fast. Pull losers and let winners run in a structured ordered manner to ensure you capture what you need for continuity.

>> No.56290150

>>56290137
>Ukies *STILL* in Kharkov
Yeah, they need to leave 17 months ago.

>> No.56290153

>>56290140
Exactly

>>56290124
Not when you unironically zoom out

>> No.56290158

WHAT THE FUCK WAAS THAT

>> No.56290162

I expected some more fight around the 362 level on QQQ, not just this premarket flashdump dogshit that doesn't give you time to react, how do you even trade shit that rallies hard before close then next day already opens in the shitter?
Was planning to short a bit higher but they rugpulled way too quick and it's annoying how often it's been happening lately.

>> No.56290171

>>56290128
China's been on holiday all week and supposedly this holiday week gives some indication about their property market. And job report Friday. I don't know the direction, but clearly around 3.55 is a big level.

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>>56290120
My statement is still valid bonds will make a new low within a two week timeframe. Simple as.

>> No.56290188

>>56290153
https://www.macrotrends.net/2528/dow-jones-vs-NASDAQ-chart

>>56289923
Kys

>> No.56290200

Lmfao semiconductors literally ALL shitting the bed at random is the most ridiculous nonsense. I just don't believe whatsoever that the selling is organic, just a bunch of never-NVDA retail faggots begging for the tech sector to stop mooning. I hope there's such a face melting short squeeze that those idiots never come back to the market.

>> No.56290204
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oil is healing

>> No.56290214

Wtf Boeing, don’t do funny things to me right now.

>> No.56290225

>>56290182
Won't happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VL2sgjPjM

>> No.56290229

>>56290171
> I don't know the direction
Any future data coming out of China will be bad news, even if they fudge the numbers (typical). They can’t hide the massive rot in their economy anymore.

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Most violent crab. Usually this angry before a major downturn to fuck a few early bears on the way down.

>> No.56290235

Nice data leak. Being a gestapofag must be really easy and fun even on top of all the comradery and free shit you get all the time every day.

>> No.56290242
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56290242

Reminder to long China before 2024.

>> No.56290251

I wonder if I could figure out how to get a copy of your fucking propaganda newsletter so I can know what's coming too.

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>>56290129
You are very welcome. Be the light you want to see in the world, otherwise you will assent to (some) darkness to cope with the environment.

For some people this nothing but a scar or a callus but for others it is the first step down a cascading abyss. I personally believe hell is attainable in this world if you aren't resilient enough to weather the storm you are in. You are more than the sum of your parts. You will do good if you allow it.


Not that anyone cares but I am trimming all but runners around 422.3x

>> No.56290253

Seriously since when did the bond market and stock market link up? It used to be a complete divergence, where when bond prices fell the market went up. Now they're in lockstep? One of them is fake and gay and I legitimately think it's the bonds

>> No.56290257

>>56290242
I'll only long China if Winnie gets the fuck out

>> No.56290261

god i love that bond fags are getting heemed

>muh safe asset

>> No.56290268

Buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy
BUDDY.
We told you people not to get involved in that.

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>>56290257
>He'll miss the year of prosperity.

>> No.56290273

>>56290235
What leak?

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>>56288301
still holding puts, insiders shorting the inevitable bank failures. ill sell them and go long when data is released.

>> No.56290279

>>56290200
>I just don't believe whatsoever that the selling is organic,

>>56290162
>not just this premarket flashdump dogshit that doesn't give you time to react,

The answer to every market-related question is that most trading is bots which is why things often seem to move illogically.

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>> No.56290281

>>56290261
My favorite part is knowing the fake wanna be glowie is getting fucked. Communists have no business being involved in financial markets.

>> No.56290294

>>56290273
It's obvious that unemployment dataleaked and all the CORRUPT FAGGOT INSIDERS such as the GLOWFAGGOT TROLLS SQUATTING ON THIS THREAD are trading based on that.

>> No.56290298

>KO going under $54
KO anon I'm buying this dip because of (you)!

>> No.56290301

>>56290253
Well stocks are a store of wealth

and

well... bonds are also a store of wealth

Maybe the thing in common is "Things people do to save/store/grow money safely"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

>> No.56290303

>>56290294
...What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>56290279
What's the game with semiconductors, though? I see zero point in selling them aside from baiting retail bears into going short. As a sector I can't think of something more useful in the 21st century.

>> No.56290304

WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF THE WORLD INTELLIGENCE REVIEW?

>> No.56290305

>>56290294
Why would it matter?

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If I long oil now do you guys promise not to crash it?

>> No.56290314

>>56290303
EMPLOYMENT DATA IS COMING OUT TOMORROW YOU STUPID FAGGOT LOOK AT A CALENDAR RETARD
>>56290305
ARE YOU ASKING WHY EMPLOYMENT DATA MATTERS TO MARKET YOU ALSO RETARDED ASSFAGGOT?

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WTF RTX ISN'T being a piece of shit today?

>> No.56290328

>>56290303
they're way overvalued. The only one which will pull good numbers will be Nvidia
>t. semifag

>> No.56290333

>>56290313
No

>> No.56290334

>>56290294
News follows the market you fucking moron. Flip a coin on what ALLADIN is going to do today. News will spin it however.

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>>56290303
why do you have to find a reason? have you not noticed its a giant casino controlled by AI? have you not noticed the controlled price action since 0DTE? price will move in the direction to make "the house" most money. simple as.

>> No.56290339

>>56290281
HEY FAGGIE, WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF """"""WIRED MAGAZINE"""""" SINCE YOU'VE GOT THE SCOOP ON GLOWIES

WHAT'S A GLOWIE BY THE WAY, AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "WANNABE GLOWIE" AND WHAT DO MEAN BY "FAVORITE PART"?

>> No.56290342

>>56290334
>...alladin is going to do today...

Undermine the sovereignty of all but one people is the only certainty.

>> No.56290343

>>56290261
>muh pristine collateral

>> No.56290346

https://youtu.be/oBH3raDemMw?feature=shared

>> No.56290347

>>56290334
>stupid asshole with no clue what he's talking about

>> No.56290348

>talking about glowie posters in a honeypot forum
kek

>> No.56290351

>>56290342
Congrats, you've solved the market.

>> No.56290352

>>56290314
How different can it be? If its significant then it would signal recession and a crash which you should have already anticipated.

>> No.56290353
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>>56290339

>> No.56290354

>>56290214
why are you in boeing?

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>>56290120
>falls 15c after this post

>> No.56290358

LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID FASCIST PIECES OF LITERAL SHUT JUST OPENLY RUNNING COVER FOR GLOWFAGGOTRY AND THEIR INSIDER TRADING

NO WONDER LAW ENFORCEMENT IMPERSONATING ORGANIZED CRIMINALS IN THE "INTELLIGENCE" COMMUNITY LOVE DEMOCRATS

>> No.56290365

>>56290348
>talking about glowie posters in a honeypot forum
>talking about glowie posters in THE BEST honeypot forum
It's an imageboard.

>> No.56290368

>>56290328
I sincerely doubt it. At this point semis have been dumped on for two months with no good reason other than some vague claim of "overvalued". Compared to what???

>>56290358
Dude get the fuck out of here and go back to >>>/pol/ you're losing it

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>>56290358
Settle down, Beavis.

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>>56290351
Meh just because I can see the road doesn't mean the idiot driving the buss is going to be on it. Its all moot if you let faggots and glow niggers spook you of your conviction.

>> No.56290376

>>56290261
>>muh safe asset
actually, vast majority of bondfags are getting assfucked because they tried to do the exact same thing they did during covid - frontrun another fed put
powell's whipping them into line

>> No.56290377

THANKS FOR PROVING MY POINT EVERYONE. I HOPE LOTS OF PEOPLE READ THIS THREAD AND GET CLUED IN.

>> No.56290382

>>56290336
I can't imagine watching american tv

>> No.56290383

>>56290347
>Naive retard says:

>> No.56290384

>>56290339
shut up glowie, go dry your eyes out on those under water TLT shares

>> No.56290386

>>56290383
NAIVE RETARD SAYS "THE MARKET FOLLOWS NEWS" IMBECILE

>> No.56290388

>>56290375
Its a dead cat bounce

>> No.56290393

>>56290384
I'M NOT A GLOWIE BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE EITHER EVEN THOUGH I'M GETTING FUCKED TODAY, SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING YOUR "FAVORITE THING" AUTHENTIC ANONYMOUS FORUM POSTER

>> No.56290395

>>56290383
>>56290386
Can we not imagine a world where causality exists but you being privy to the cause comes 24-36hours after the happening. As opposed to the oligarch class who dictates the happenings.

>> No.56290396
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Why even buy stocks like KO and Pepsi when you can buy treasuries giving you guaranteed 5-6%? Is that the reason why they are dumping?
I can't see much growth for KO or Pepsi these upcoming years if higher for longer turns out to be true. They both have excellent track records but there is no way you can match the growth of 2021 and 2022 right?
Fugg, these treasuries are beginning to look real juicy

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>>56290242
>The dragon is a sign of power and energy.
LONG OIL
LONG NATTY
LONG URANIUM

>> No.56290400

>>56290395
I.E. A WORLD WITHOUT GLOWFAGGOTS AND THE CORRUPT ASSHOLES WHOSE DICKS THEY SUCK?

>> No.56290401
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>Jim Cramer Predicts Potential Stock Market Rally Triggered By Jobs Report: 'Certainly Have Plenty Of Tinder'

>> No.56290402

>>56290396
Because the country is evil and deserves to die, I'd rather gamble and shitpost.

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>>56290396
>1% inflation adjusted yield per annum.
>Fugg, these treasuries are beginning to look real juicy

>> No.56290405

>>56290386
>Has faith in a completely rigged, closed system.
>Not naive.

>> No.56290409

>>56290368
PE ratio. the expected growth and return can't hold with their high capex and low sales at these high rates. Check last MU earnings and TSMC pushing back equipment acquisition.

>> No.56290410

>>56290401
lmao

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>>56290401
And here I was, feeling optimistic.

>> No.56290413

>>56290401
it's over

>> No.56290414

>>56290405
ANYWAY SO LIKE I WAS SAYING, COOL DATA LEAK, GLOWFAGGOTS

>> No.56290424

IMAGINE WAKING UP AND PCR IS BORKED SO YOU GO SHORT AND GET A FUCKING 1% DUMP IN THE FIRST 30 MINUTES

>GLOWFAGGOT LYFE
>THANK YOU, PROPAGANDA NEWSLETTER THAT ONLY AUTOCRATIC PIECES OF FUCKING GARBAGE RECEIVE!
>I MEAN """WIRED MAGAZINE"""!

>> No.56290425

what a shit market we have. there's no clear trends, we just bounce around in WWWW recovery

>> No.56290427

BOILbros hold or sell at 60 and hope for a dip

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>>56290414
do you think there are actual people pressing buttons trading? thats as hilarious as asking do you think there are people in the pits writing orders?

>> No.56290432

>>56290414
lol, you don't need data or news to see everything is fucked.

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>>56289877
You're late.
>>56290425
FOREVER CRABE

>> No.56290439

>>56290428
COOL
DATA
LEAK
GLOWFAGGOT

yeah the market is just run by ghosts and poltergeists
random number generators with no inputs

[Actual retard.]

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>>56290401
its over

>> No.56290446

>>56290442
KEK

>> No.56290447

>>56290428
>historical drama
>black queen
lol

>> No.56290448

>>56290442
nice shirt

>> No.56290452

Inside candle day, tomorrow is the big one don't bother shorting unless planning to hold. Close up shop and go outside

>> No.56290455

>>56290447
WE

>> No.56290456

Natgas breakign higher, it's over.

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>>56290425
Why don't you figure out where its most likely to encounter support or resistance, map that out and determine some entries and stops and make money instead of complaining ?

If you are looking to get rich quick you will have to sacrifice your kid or your mother or something ridiculous. Just scalp bro.

>> No.56290459

>>56290452
what did you mean by this?

>> No.56290463

Yo wtf, will burgers soon pay 5$ for a glass of orange juice? AHAHAHAHA

>> No.56290472

>>56290458
probably because everyone knows your corrupt establishment friends can see where those levels are too and they're just going to use game theory to assrape the non-glowfaggot public back into the "tight labor pool"

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>>56290459

>> No.56290479

>>56290294
>this guy is still here

>> No.56290483

>>56290459
Volume is gone waiting for data dump tomorrow, inside candle usually signals indecision before the big one. If I'm wrong we dump hard today but I don't see it

>> No.56290485

i think i'm starting to see the patterns here
yesterday we pumped on literally nothing but maybe low RSI
today we're dumping hard on nothing again
keep in mind that the important data is actually coming out tomorrow
data will most likely be positive or at least in line with expectations
i'm thinking they're just fishing for cheapies and shorts to heem as they pump it again tomorrow

>> No.56290491

>>56290479
lol what guy?
"Glowfaggots are obviously corrupt fucking assholes" guy?
Yeah, I bet you encounter him a lot!

>> No.56290496

>>56290485
We pumped on shitty ADP which "implies" rate cuts. At least greedy mumus think that. But also because of technicals, yes.

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>>56290472
My friends ?

>> No.56290517

It's honestly funny how hard you'll all trying to deny this very obvious fact about what's happening.
I *do* hope people read this thread today.

>> No.56290520

>>56288301
Is that Greg Mannarino?

>> No.56290521

>>56290485
Wrong way around. We pumped yesterday because the day before we dumped for the dumbest fucking reasons possible, muh job openings. Now the bond yield narrative is falling apart. I agree though in general, just looks like market makers baiting bears.

>> No.56290527

>>56290485
>>56290496
There will be no good news unless they get (((revised))) later, also no rate cuts don't even think about it

>> No.56290531

>>56290428
So the markets arent driven by the animal spirits anymore?

>> No.56290533

>Meanwhile the SEC is hard at work making sure no one deploys a computing architecture they dislike

>> No.56290534

>>56290517
Sorry, not listening. Bought calls.

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>>56290439
no inputs?
the input is nanoseconds of realtime data with algos trading. all network data is siphoned through the exchanges first and foremost. "in the name of national security".
you're still holding those puts right? RIGHT? ;)

>> No.56290538

I mean just look at NVDA and try to tell me that's healthy, organic price action and not robots cock fighting

>> No.56290539

WTF I WAS TOLD TLT WOULD GO UP WTF
Obvious realm shift in play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORbseYAkzRM
>>56290502
Chris?

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>>56290252
Entry hit and exceeded. I'm out. I will stay and shit post cause yall my people. Stay discipline and heem them.

>> No.56290547

>>56290535
>gets snarkier and snarkier as it becomes more and more obvious that he has no idea what he's talking about

>> No.56290554

You're my favorite poster today, though. Thanks for being the most obvious one, buttangry loose cannon faggot.

>> No.56290561

>>56290533
Please tell me they aren't stopping riscv

>> No.56290568

>>56290483
Well my QQQ puts are up 50%, are you saying I should exit?

>> No.56290570

>>56290539
>WTF I WAS TOLD TLT WOULD GO UP WTF
Hahaha, dis nigga lent Janet Yellen money lmaooooo

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>>56290242
>look at the Hang Seng
Yeah, prosperity all right. More like "Hang" Seng. Oh wait, no need ton change any letters.

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Baking...

>> No.56290576

>>56290533
Anon, how many times do we have to tell you: All. IPOs. Are. Scams.

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I once again sold my UNG too early

>> No.56290586

>>56290491
>everyone who thinks I'm retarded and annoying is factually a glownigger

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>>56290572
HSI is in a bear market since 2017. Imagine missing out on the year of prosperity. Anyway you'll buy the top.

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I buy calls for the first time in a year and this how I'm treated? Where the fuck is the bounce?

Fucking fuck where is baggie? Are the Jewish holidays in reverse this year?

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>>56290547
good day sirs

>> No.56290599

>>56290586
No, just the people who suddenly don't know how reality works whenever glowfaggots get to obvious with their corrupt, criminal behavior.

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>>56290590
Oh don't worry, I have BABA bags as a memento, to reminder myself to not ever buy anything as long as that retard Winnie is in charge. Give me back 00's China.

>> No.56290605

>>56290592
>>56290568

Answer me you fucking chosen pos. I bought 5 spy calls and they expire today

>> No.56290609

I could have made the new thread my fucking self by now.

>> No.56290614

>>56290596
>where are the women?
shouldn't it be possible to go to their home countries and get laid like a god?

>> No.56290623

>>56290592
>I buy calls for the first time in a year and this how I'm treated?
yes
>Where the fuck is the bounce?
you just missed it less than 5 minutes ago
>Fucking fuck where is baggie?
im right here
>Are the Jewish holidays in reverse this year?
no

>> No.56290625

Should I make the new thread? Do you guys need help?

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>>56290625
>do you guys need help
You bet. A lot. But nothing can be done about it

>> No.56290639

>>56290603
You'll recover all your losses and then some in the year of the wood dragon the year of prosperity 2024.

>> No.56290647

>>56290623
I still love you and I'll send my sons to fight for you but where is a cat bounce? This slow bleed could've made me thousands if I held all my puts.
I need a good bounce day to re enter longer puts

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>>56290535
>With algos trading it uses math
>If it uses math and we graph it visually it makes shapes
>if it is shapes hen my autism shows me hints of the algos “order”
>heem them x$ a day (figure this out first)
>enjoy life

>> No.56290651

>>56290623
Every single the day this week, them market makes a perfect logarithmic curve and then sits flat, refusing to have any pull back or trade any of the vacuums it just left or anything.
Just the next step in the glowfaggot barcode and then nothing. Every single fucking day this week.

>> No.56290653

>>56290599
Stop shitting up the thread with your inane shitposting.

>> No.56290654

>>56290614
They tend to kill,mame, and rape them before they leave.

>> No.56290659

>>56290647
yesterday was the bounce day

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>>56290625
Bless if you would

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>>56290625

>> No.56290663

BOILBROS DO I SELL?

>> No.56290666

BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.56290673

>>56290653
Stop shitting up my life with corrupt glowfaggotry, and if you want to squat on a website -- i.e. the number one glowfaggot vocation in 2023 other than insider trading -- try REDDIT.

>> No.56290676

>>56290671
>>56290671
>>56290671>>56290671
>>56290671
>>56290671>>56290671
>>56290671
>>56290671>>56290671
>>56290671
>>56290671

>> No.56290678

>>56290659
That was the weakest bounce I've ever seen. Is this market a lead ball?

>> No.56290704

>>56290678
Futures curve looks pretty flat. Optimism seems to be running out.

>> No.56290814

>>56290079
Or FAZ call options as the other anon said