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Full Zombie Market Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.56282626

first for fake and gay market

>> No.56282630

day's not gonna end green is it

>> No.56282638
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Glad I didn’t attempt to make a trade today; obvious inside range day for the monthly import data dump tomorrow

>> No.56282653
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it's a bit weird that
the market is thriving
so put a pin in
that incel uprising

>> No.56282661

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56282667
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URA bros... my puts are way up...

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oilbros...

>> No.56282674

I’m not gay at all but I do allow myself a single butthole pleasure. I love the feeling of taking a shit. When I have to shit and no one is home I’ll lay on my belly on my bed and turtle the poop out and suck it back in. I can’t do it for anywhere from a couple minutes to nearly an hour.

>> No.56282677
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Fucks sake I ALMOST baked.

>> No.56282681

>markets

https://youtu.be/bDUvhM2ZqQg?si=_ru8ZSgVyKBDvadX

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>>56282674

>> No.56282686

>>56282674
Can do it*

>> No.56282687
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>>56282674
go away

>> No.56282688
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>>56282674
>I’m not gay at all but

>> No.56282698
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>>56282674

>> No.56282706

>>56282688
Yes. This has nothing to do with same sex relations. It’s just poop

>> No.56282708
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RTX IS A PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.56282710
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>China may be the source of surging US bond yields as Beijing dumps Treasurys, per BI.

>Everyone is locked in 3% mortgage except millennials," Bank of America

>Tim Cook of Apple, $AAPL, sold 511,000 shares, which were worth about $87.8 million

>4 out of 10 workers don’t contribute any money at all to a 401(k) or employer-sponsored plan, per CNBC

>The % of young adults who said that a college degree is very important has dropped to 41% from 74% over the last 10 years, per the NYT

>The combination of mortgage payments, homeowner insurance, mortgage insurance and property taxes nationwide now costs $2,053, eclipsing $2,000 for the first time, per ATTOM

Bros are we gonna make it?

>> No.56282718
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any fellow frens that remember this kino?
https://youtu.be/d0nERTFo-Sk

>> No.56282721
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>>56282708
2 months of buying opportunity? Good.

>> No.56282722

>https://finance.yahoo.com/video/amazons-project-nessie-algorithm-under-171510577.html?guccounter=1

ruh roh, major -$10 dump in share price by end of the week?

>> No.56282728

I got next bake

>> No.56282730

>>56282710
Based. 3.375% interest rate on my mortgage. Bought in 2021

>> No.56282736
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Monsieur crabe pls let me go

>> No.56282742

GET FUCKED URA. TOTAL URA DEATH.

>> No.56282743

>>56282710
If I ever get a job I'm not going to bother with any kind of 401k nonsense and just put a portion of my money back into my portfolio.

>> No.56282750

>>56282617

>> No.56282754

>>56282708
yeah it is, if you want a defense contractor buy lockmart, northrop, or general dynamics

>> No.56282762

Baggot did you finish FF12 yet (don't post spoilers, I haven't played it yet)

>> No.56282764

>>56282718
Fuck that is a blast from the past when I had morals.

>> No.56282769

>>56282674
Just buy an aneros and never type that combination of words anywhere again.

>> No.56282776
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>>56282674

>> No.56282784

My opinion holds the most weight in this general

>> No.56282786
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>Return-to-office policies are driving people to sell their homes, even at a loss, per BI

>First-time homebuyers must now earn $64,500 a year to ensure the cost of an average entry-level home doesn’t exceed 30% of their income, per Bloomberg

>Delinquency rates among credit cards issued by smaller banks are the highest on record, per Apollo Group

>20% of residential mortgage borrowers – representing $130 billion in loans – at three major banks, $BMO, $TD & CIBC, in Canada are seeing their balances grow as monthly payments no longer cover all the interest they owe, known as negative amortization, per Globe

>90% of companies say they’ll return to the office by the end of 2024, per CNBC

>In August, home prices climbed a seasonally adjusted 0.68% from July, hitting a record high for the fourth consecutive month, per Black Knight

I'm getting 2007 vibes here bros

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um i like dividends actually :)

>> No.56282803

>>56282786
time to buy, gotta reverse the sentiment no worries

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>>56282786

>> No.56282815

>>56282718
Hayek BTFO Keynes, but we live in Keynesian world so... who must go?

>> No.56282822
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>>56282786
It's literally the same thing. Only permabulls will refuse to listen to any kind of reason despite all thee warning signs going off.

>> No.56282829

>>56282718
what's more cringe, rap battles or drunk history?
they are both reddit af

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>>56282786
Um I was told $500k at 8% for 60 years was the new normal?

>> No.56282842

>>56282829
Oldfags were reddit until they got banned, reddit used to be a Ron Paul website.

>> No.56282855

>>56282786
I had multiple chats with hiring people just today about this. I told them I ain't fucking with niggas who are gonna push me to come back to the office because other jobs are paying the same for remote work.

>> No.56282858

>>56282674
What's in your portfolio so I can short it

>> No.56282861

>>56282842
i was hanging out with some friends i used to respect and all they wanted to do was put drunk history on the big screen while they vaped
haven't had any contact since

>> No.56282862
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So why are we not pumping ?

>> No.56282871

>>56282674
I'll be honest, holding in a shit sometimes feels nice

>> No.56282875

>>56282861
yeah but these guys were subversive in getting normal fags to think about what money actually is.

>> No.56282884

>>56282743
A 401k is just a tax deferred portfolio you can move to your brokerage account when you leave. You're giving up a huge amount of free money if you don't do it.

>> No.56282891

>>56282674
>>56282871
Definitely faggots

>> No.56282894

>>56282875
both Drunk History and rap battles were good like a decade ago, but they're both firmly goy slop at this point

>> No.56282904

>>56282891
It's only gay if you enjoy wiping your ass and I assure you I do not

>> No.56282907

>>56282894
video I posted came out like a month after Obama was elected the first time.

>> No.56282913
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TSLA pumps
Oil dumps
all is right with the world

>> No.56282915
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Goin blind calls on next dip based on price action in this shitty market. Heem me if you can market

>> No.56282917

>>56282907
it was millennial hipster faggotry then and it's millennial hipster faggotry now

>> No.56282916

>>56282891
I like feeding things to my girlfriend and then laying on her belly and listening to her digest them.

>> No.56282919

Weird how bobos have been rabid for the past 3 years about a global financial collapse yet it still isn't here.

>> No.56282921
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wish i knew of things to do during the day, i'm bored.

>> No.56282922

>>56282884
yea, if you aren't at least putting in the max of what your employer matches you're passing on free money in the most literal sense of the word

>> No.56282925

Is the MMRI broken? It used to be a good indicator, but the market has escaped it. New always-go-up reality?

>> No.56282929

>>56282917
it was Tea Party boomers pissed off for being overtaxed you stupid child.

>> No.56282934

>>56282919
you live in a society and yet you criticize that society.

>> No.56282939

God is good

>> No.56282942

>>56282929
absolutely malding

>> No.56282943

>>56282916
Same. Enjoy braps unironically as well

>> No.56282946
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>> No.56282948

>>56282934
Proof Bobos are retarded. What a redundant statement. A monkey could have typed something more intelligent.

>> No.56282951

>>56282718
YER GETTIN' YER COCK SUCKED, KID

>> No.56282953

>>56282922
Even past that you're paying pre taxes so you're giving up money to the government if you don't max it out. You should have that turned up as high as you can bear unless you have a very good reason.
Turned to the max you only have to work for a few years with a junior SWE salary before you get into FIRE territory. The tax savings are really pretty awesome.

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>>56282951
h-huh? what's going on aunt diane? I didn't consent to this.

>> No.56282968

>>56282925
dead cat

>> No.56282969
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So...buy?

>> No.56282970

this market is absolutely shit. gonan check if there is anything interesting but seems to be just chop choppy chop.

one of my tiny sized plays got stopped too.

>> No.56282972

>>56282718
This was all the rage at the homeschool co-op.

>> No.56282977

>>56282919
Before the covid collapse they were going on for 10years. The only difference is that now they actually have a reason to be right when before it was just sour grapes

>> No.56282981

>>56282718
classic

>> No.56282991

>The Uglier Equities and Economic Conditions Get, the More Conservative I Become

from yahoo finance

>> No.56282994

>>56282972
and nobody understood anything about it other than two dorks dressed up as old time dorks repeating old time dork shit, but they were raping like a grandma llistening to M&Ms

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>>56282718
Man this was cringe back then and still is now. I'm glad I grew up and realized we live in a money printer kind of dystopia and not some idealized utopia of responsible spending.

>> No.56282997

>>56282969
I'd say we're in the middle of fear, extreme fear is bullshit we're not even down that much
Based solely off my gut instinct btw

>> No.56283015

>>56282922
>>56282884
>>56282953
Yeah I'm just going to deposit my entire paycheck back into my mutual funds.

>> No.56283017

>>56282995
I think it's the same thing most conservatives run into: they think if we have a good argument then the idea will succeed. They haven't realized it's all foreign interests and foreign people and arguments don't matter anymore.

>> No.56283023

oh man WBD was on sale for $9.99 today

>> No.56283027

>>56283015
That will be post tax though. That's what makes the 401k so nice: you don't pay any taxes on the money until you retire (when you'll have much more money and a lower income.)

>> No.56283030

>>56282997
Extreme fear was 2020 when Covid hit and the world went full retard mode with lockdowns and trying to pick and choose "essential" vs "nonessential" parts of the economy. Unironically I wish I had held uvxy and vix longer during that period but I'm still happy with the ridiculous gains from the sheer panic and futures getting nuked.

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So now is the time to leg into TLT, right?
>>56282994
>they were raping like a grandma

>> No.56283038

>>56282730
Me too fren. Sitting comfy with inflation tripling my debt away.

My concern is how the banks are gonna jew this out of me. Can they change my rate via jewish tricks? 30 year fixed.

>> No.56283040

>>56282762
no not yet

>>56282861
that's too bad. i got 3 friends left from childhood that I still talk to, and we all got together this summer for the first time in 2 years. It was great. the only difference was the one dude who always had a girlfriend was single, and the rest of us were all in long term relationships.

>> No.56283044

>>56282994
If elections weren't fake and gay, Ron Paul would have been President. But I must live in the current reality and not a possible one that I have no power to change.

>> No.56283046

>>56283030
I wish I knew literally anything about investing then other than "DCA into index funds in tax deferred accounts."

>> No.56283050

imagine posting your crimes here with a tripcode that links you to every post. and makes you sound like an asshole with absolutely no morals.

>> No.56283051

>>56282977
They still don't, anon. Global financial collapse is only plausible if the US fully involves itself into Taiwan or Ukraine with a formalized war and then loses. Or some shit with the environment. Recession is highly likely yes but 2008 or more? No. Zero justification for it at macro level, the real economy is performing too well it's the financialized side of things that's getting fisted.

>> No.56283056

>>56282829
rap battles about history is ultra reddit

>> No.56283060

>>56283044
>Ron Paul would have been President.
The second golden age of the US.

>> No.56283070

>>56283034
too early for TLT

>> No.56283076

>>56283034
(;

>> No.56283078

>>56283046
Don't worry bro, this won't be the last time the government will convince people to do something incredibly stupid and stupid kind of money can be made. Not going to lie I was still furious and telling everyone that insane inflation will happen years down the road if people decide to do this drastic shit over a cough. What fucking ever though, I'm much more chill these days when it comes to swallowing black pills about how dumb normies are.

>> No.56283079

big one

>> No.56283082
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How to profit from the coming climate lockdowns? They probably won't be sudden, but sneak up slowly and incrementally

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we're healing

>> No.56283089
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Sorry not sorry

>> No.56283094

>>56283087
>>56283089
Amen

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Mumu stop it now!

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HIGHER :DD

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>>56283079
Please do not post about my penis. Thank you.

>> No.56283110

>>56283098
Bobos are suddenly very quiet. October always pumps. Trust in Biden's plan bros.

>> No.56283119

>>56283110
they realize that taxes are about to be due and theyve gambled it all away

>> No.56283126

>>56283119
You guys submit your 1099s?

>> No.56283130
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never bet against america you fucking communists

>> No.56283131

>>56283126
I do it for free

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>>56283126
Janet pls go.

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>>56283108

>> No.56283137

>>56283038
the only thing they can do is crash the economy so you lose your job and you have to sell your house. but that probably wont work

>> No.56283142
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This is quite gay

>> No.56283143

Never doubt God or America, and never put an idol like Trump before God.

>> No.56283149
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>>56283136
Jerome splashes water on his face etc.

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OK So what are we buying bros?

>> No.56283151

>>56283142
Bobos you behoove yourselves.

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>>56283151
Uh bears aren't ungulates, anon.

>> No.56283159

>>56283150
The (current) top

>> No.56283161

>>56283150
Soxl

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>>56283150
>OK So what are we buying bros?
TLT.
How can I be any more clear?

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>> No.56283172

>>56283150
Yeah, 4200 retested and bounced, we now move to 4600

>> No.56283179
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>Portfolio today is kicking names and taking ass

>> No.56283184

>>56283172
Getting caught in a 4 hour rev strat isn't bouncing mumus.

>> No.56283188

Sold tqqq calls. Puts back in play.

>> No.56283193

>>56283184
shut up demon

>> No.56283197

>>56283164
Can someone give the rundown on the play on TLT and why this is a thing?

>> No.56283203

>>56283051
And this is exactly why I remain short the market. Your belief that a narrative of macro is all that is moving stocks is sad there's so much deeper shit happening. I bet you think covid caused the crash also? Look up Sept 17 2019 (conveniently with its own Wikipedia page) the bears are going to be right this time and this time no fed agency is gonna prop up this ponzi

>> No.56283207

>>56283197
bonds are smart money. when bonds go up stocks go up. bonds are leading indicators. bears will lie and tell you otherwise, because they are demons.

>> No.56283218

well shit since we're posting blasts from the pasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

>> No.56283219

>>56283197
Buy TLT, dca for 2-3 years while it continues its decline. sell everything for a loss when it's actually at the bottom.

>> No.56283222

>AMZN dumps $5 yesterday
>Pumps over $2 the next day

Bruh is this company gonna trade like a shitcoin now? Did the antitrust suits cause investors to go full retard lately?

>> No.56283225

>>56283207
What? This doesn't even make any sense. Bonds go up because big money is risk off.

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>> No.56283234

>>56283207
Seems smart

>>56283219
Seems dumb

>> No.56283236

>>56283225
is that why the stock market is up and bonds are up, you lying sack of shit?
bonds went down when the stock market went down

>> No.56283239

>>56283197
The play is that you buy TLT and hold. It's a very advanced strategy intended to profit from the bond yield curve uninverting, which typically correlates to a downturn in equities.

>> No.56283247
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56283247

a close over 4260 would be sweet

>> No.56283253

God bless this thread

>> No.56283254

Be fearful when others are greedy

>> No.56283257

>>56283227
we need more images of cows and bears getting along and being friends

>> No.56283261
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56283261

We're so bullish..

>> No.56283265
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>>56283247
Bears might not think so

>> No.56283267

>>56283234
TLT holds treasuries with 20-30 years left on the coupon. so it's going to be selling assets at a loss for a while while it loads up on fresh paper. glowie is a fucking novice and has no clue how this shit actually works, but uses words like smart to convince people even stupider than him to follow his trade.

>> No.56283269

>>56283267
I will visit you in jail, retard, and maybe one day you will find God.

>> No.56283273
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56283273

oof I rolled out so many puts today.

Is rolling just a cope bros?

>> No.56283274

>>56283254
be sneedful when others are doing the needful

>> No.56283277
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>all these paid DHS glownigger shills celebrating over a bearish engulfing candle
You can't stop destiny.

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>>56283254
Dude it's been like 2 months of fear.

>> No.56283288

>>56283197
It's a meme ticker. The holdings are long duration junk bonds in some shithole country.

>> No.56283293
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56283293

Financial cleansing is nigh

>> No.56283294
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>>56283273
Uh maybe

>> No.56283295
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56283295

power half hour?

>> No.56283302
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bought more XLE shares, ready for the reversal on friday! to $150/barrel!

>> No.56283305

>>56283273
it gives you more time to be wrong
or sumpin like dat

>> No.56283307

>>56283269
>implying yields have peaked
you've got to be one of the stupidest people ITT, no wonder you work for the feds.

>> No.56283314
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>>56283305
more time to be right I hope. But the capital efficiency though is more ass

>> No.56283316
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>>56283295
Looks like it

>> No.56283320
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56283320

>BUY 30 YEAR BONDS THAT HAVE A INFLATION ADJUSTED YIELD OF 1%!

>> No.56283321
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56283321

SPX 6000, then you have my permission to die.

>> No.56283322

>>56283273
They only way I roll is down (sometimes down and out.) If it looks like it's not gonna make it I just close it there and take my losses.

>> No.56283324

The pumping will continue until morale improves

>> No.56283329
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>>56283321
Sounds good to me

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56283330

I'm so glad I slept in
I was going to wake up early, sell everything, and go all in on puts

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>>56283307
I do it for free, because you are an absolute faggot and your kind must be dealt with

>> No.56283348

Too many 'smart money' idiots went long bonds picking up pennies in front of the steamroller, now they're trying to get retail to hold their bags for them. As is tradition.

>> No.56283354
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56283354

how could this happen

>> No.56283356

>>56282617
Last chance to buy LMT cheap

>> No.56283360
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>>56283324
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.56283364

Flash dump into close, then we continue dumping for the next several years. All the government shills ITT will rope.

>> No.56283367

>>56283364
quiet demon. we are green until christmas.

>> No.56283368
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56283368

A lot of 1pbtid fudding TLT.
MHMM, YEP
FEELING GOOD TLT SENPAI. HA HA
>>56283364
If it doesn't happen, will you rope?
Post livestream if yes

>> No.56283373

>>56283367
Shut the fuck up CLFtranny. You have a mental illness.

>> No.56283380
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>>56283367
SANTA RALLY

>> No.56283382

Man what a crazy power hour. Earlier today it was all doom and gloom

>> No.56283383
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>>56283364
Idk about that

>> No.56283386

So what new cause the new surge? Or are we getting pumped and dumped by the end of the week?

>> No.56283387

>>56283236
So your idea is that it's all just an increase in money supply/velocity?
I guess that makes sense.

>> No.56283388

Is KO going out of business?

>> No.56283389

>tlry crashes
>CGC takes the torch
Good shit

>> No.56283392

>>56283354
It was inevitable

>> No.56283395

>>56283387
thats what inflation is

>> No.56283399

>>56283382
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

>> No.56283401

>>56283329
The more you keep pumping, the more the fed will raise rates to maintain that they are in control (even if they are not) and will not be fucked with by the markets. The market believes that any breakage, from rates, will simply be bailed out and rates don't matter so go ahead and raise them. You're playing chicken with the fed just to get 1 more hit, and they don't like it. Don't act surprised when we are at 15% rates because the market refuses to collapse and it finally must under gravity.

On the other hand, you could just dump now and get it over with. When Jerome sees that, he will stop being so aggressive.

>> No.56283409

>>56283395
That will work until something breaks and it really doesn't. The question is how long it takes for something to break.

>> No.56283410

>>56283399
Yeah how much later though? It's fucking Octoberfest right now.

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>>56283382
((They)) are winning bigly if the consensus is torn.

>> No.56283419

>>56283409
your fear doesnt work on me, be gone

>> No.56283424

>>56283410
Tomorrow probably.

>> No.56283425

>>56283388
>Down 10%
>Recieve pennies on the dollar in divvies
What a meme

>> No.56283428
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56283428

can someone explain why oil is dumping
im a brainlet i dont understand

>> No.56283429
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>>56283401
I wouldn't mind a repeat of the 1920s

>> No.56283430

Bulltrap. Mumu, you're getting skewered by end of week, mark my words.

>> No.56283434

>>56283410
My put expiration dates are from Jan-March next year.

>> No.56283438

>>56283386
If dow breaks 33600 there is no resistance until 36000. We just bounced and retested and bounced off a 5 year strong support

>> No.56283440

>>56283401
The market is the dog with the wagging tail, while Jay Powell is a fucking pitbull and going make the market look like a Target store after a BLM protest.

>> No.56283441

>>56283428
Energy does poorly during a great depression.

>> No.56283448

>>56283419
I'm not trying to change your mind, I'm trying to understand it.

>> No.56283450
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I bought the bottom of BROS. I'm gonna make it bros...

>> No.56283451
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>>56283430
Probably but mumu likes today and til then he won't care

>> No.56283459

>>56283434
Bro trust the plan. You are making a bet against corn pop here and Bidenomics. So far prioritizing a corrupt foreign country has been heavily paying off.

>> No.56283461

>>56283448
its simple. you either believe in America and God or you dont. I can tell that you are a nonbeliever.

>> No.56283471

>>56283282
did he died?

>> No.56283481

>>56283461
>Belive in America and God
>The "magnificient 7" have Indians and faggots as CEOs
What?

>> No.56283480
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56283480

Where da bobos be at?

>> No.56283483
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56283483

buy in October and go away

>> No.56283485

>>56283481
and?

>> No.56283488
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>>56283471
No, but he never stilt walked again.

>> No.56283490

>>56283471
Hopefully, I fucking hate monkeys and watch treerats get tortured for fun on /gif/.

>> No.56283493

>>56283485
I'm bearish because I only believe in America.

>> No.56283497

>The red sell wave on SPY
Holy shit what a trap.

>> No.56283501
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>>56283488
Ouch

>> No.56283502

>>56283493
you are a lying sack of shit. you are betting against america

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>>56283483
I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

>> No.56283509
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56283509

Oil sisters, what's going on?

>> No.56283520

>>56283502
There is America the nation and the nominal American economic zone.
I believe in the nation, you believe in the economic zone wearing its skin.

>> No.56283522

>>56282350
Short /ES 4298.25

>> No.56283524

Long Palantir short Dax

>> No.56283526
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56283526

I'll keep Mumu posting til Bobo rises up

>> No.56283543

>>56283520
is that why your portfolio is being obliterated?

>> No.56283544

>>56283522
Stop 4306.25

>> No.56283551

>>56283543
I'm up 0.5% today actually.

>> No.56283552
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56283552

Bobo come on do something you lazy fuck

>> No.56283553

>>56283506
Is that bird drunk?

>> No.56283555

>>56283551
post proof, because if you're bearish there is no fucking way you are up today

>> No.56283558
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Where were you when TLT bottomed and "people" like baggot were btfo?!

>> No.56283564
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>>56283509
We drank the Kool-Aid.

>> No.56283566

>>56283558
I was here, I called it all. top to oil bottom to tlt. the glowies tried to help you out.

>> No.56283567

I remember waking up with smug bobo posting. Kek. How 6 hours changes a man

>> No.56283568
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>>56283553
Yes. Fermentation is a natural part of fruit decomposition.

>> No.56283573

>>56283552
tomorrow, boy

>> No.56283584
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>>56283555
These are the biggest ones (yes I know the short term SQQQ put is bullish.)

>> No.56283586

>>56283558
>Be Baggie
>lurking /smg/
>read post "TLT has bottomed"
>no

>> No.56283590

>>56283509
Something something the crack spread died with the gasoline surplus

>> No.56283593

>>56283586
Baggie stop being such a bully. TLT anon is cool

>> No.56283594
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56283594

What a schizo market. Up, down, up. Probably a dead bounce in a down-trend (except for NASDAQ which remains bullish). Oil not even managing to hold on to 90... yeah I'm thinking bullish. What is even more pathetic than oil is copper though... Shitty commodity

>> No.56283595
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>>56283573
Maybe so I'm already closed out so I wouldn't mind Bobo getting some revenge

>> No.56283599

>>56282617
Just took command of my 401 and threw it all into a PCRA Trust. Will totally be using Bear ETF’s to rocket my 10k into 50k and then parking it in a high yield dividended stock with a somewhat decent p/E Fortune 500.

Basically fix my retirement (if i somehow live through this shit) I’m 27 and started work at 22, so if I’m going to make it I fully plan on using some of the trust to buy boomer rocks while using unemployment to pay back the difference.

>> No.56283606
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56283606

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56283609
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Wow, what an astoundingly Jewish day!

>> No.56283610

>>56283606
Not checking

>> No.56283611

>>56283593
TLT anon has been getting fucked for a month strait, he can have his 1 green day, but then its back to bending over and getting fucked over and over again.

>> No.56283619

>>56283595
bravo. i rode bullish calls today myself. tomorrow or Monday the heeming continues. now I'm starting to think Monday.

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>>56283606

>> No.56283622

>>56283606
Its bad

>> No.56283623

>>56283611
baggie, you should be careful about discussing anal rape.

>> No.56283626

>>56283606
Pretty gud. My outlook on things are a lot more optimistic now.

>> No.56283628

>>56283606
Sold my ALLY puts and booked 170% profits

>> No.56283633
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>>56283606
BTC is UP.
So whoever is not up today should be EMBARRASSED

>> No.56283635

>>56283606
Up 0.5% I'm trying to decide how to celebrate.
I've spent the last few days drunk on my face so I don't really want anything alcoholic right now.

>> No.56283646
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>>56283635
We'll if you ain't drinking you're eating.

>> No.56283647

>>56283606
I literally cannot make money

>> No.56283648
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>>56283606

>> No.56283650
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>>56283611
A whole month?! WHAT?? Noooooooooooooooo NOT 30 DAYS OF BEING DOWN!!!!!
*buys the multi-generational bottom on TLT*
Heh

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56283652

I’m up 20% just by thanking God today and not being an immoral fuck.

>> No.56283655
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>>56283650
>*buys the multi-generational bottom on TLT*

>> No.56283656

>>56283652
Nice.

>> No.56283657

>>56283635
Alcohol is bad for you. Do what this anon said >>56283646 and eat mushrooms and trip instead thinking about how you can better yourself.

>> No.56283663
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>>56283606
+2.17%
Not as much as I lost yesterday, but it's something...

>> No.56283664

>>56283657
How do you even find a dealer? It was so easy back home, every hippy grew.

>> No.56283665
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56283665

Tomorrow

>> No.56283666

>>56283657
>Alcohol is bad for you.
I know it's bad for me. I hate myself and don't really have anything to live for so I don't really care. I'm not doing hard drugs though.

>> No.56283668

>>56283606
Up 5%. I'm gonna make it bros

>> No.56283669

>>56283666
>DEMON DIGITS
alcohol is very bad for you. god speaks through numbers

>> No.56283675

>>56283664
I know degenerate women who hook me up. I lost 40lb and I'm hwp now so suddenly for no reason at all women are being nice to me. What a weird life hack.

>> No.56283676
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>>56283664
You become the dealer.

>> No.56283677

>>56283665
keep dreaming

>> No.56283679

>>56283669
Maybe I should stop drinking. I'd probably trade better.

>> No.56283681

>>56283657
if you arent drinking at least 0.75L per day you dont belong on /smg/

>> No.56283687

>>56283655
>Doesn't realize things can move forward
do you drool when you type?

>> No.56283691

>>56283679
I had been asking myself this question for the past couple days myself and this just conirmed it for me. like I said, God speaks to you in numbers. and other very mysterious ways.

>> No.56283692

>>56283681
If I drank .75L of what I normally do I'd be dead after one or two days.

>> No.56283693
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>>56283606
Gay day gay market gay close

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>>56283687
Hol up that's what the x axis means?

>> No.56283705

>>56283687
You're betting on a dead cat bounce with TLT you're buying the generational top interest rates are trading upwards.

>> No.56283708

>>56283705
>>56283655
>what is inflation
everybody please go understand what inflation is before this retard talks you out of your shares

>> No.56283711

>>56283679
You will do everything better you put your mind to if you quit drinking.

>> No.56283717

>>56282677
Fuck kikes are disgusting

>> No.56283729
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>>56283606
+.33%

>> No.56283733

The FBI just labeled any trump supporters as terrorists. How will this effect the stock market?

>> No.56283735
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Kek TLT baggies. TLT will make a new low in a couple weeks. Screenshot this.

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>>56283606
+0.58%

>> No.56283749

>>56283733
Fucking liar. That will never happen. The maga man marches on

>> No.56283751

>>56283733
at this point, they are terrorists. the only people wishing for a crash are the trump supporters.

>> No.56283753

>>56283733
Didn't they do that to Christians in general two years ago?

>> No.56283764
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>>56283733
If you're not labeled a terrorist at this point what are you even doing with your life?

>> No.56283767

>>56283038
Theyll crash the markets and take your job so you have to give them back your house and car before they print money and have it hyperinflate so they can resell those assets after the hyperinflation for max profit.

>> No.56283768
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>>56283735
How many weeks we talkin? Two?

>> No.56283777
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>>56283729
Kornheiser posting time?

>> No.56283780

>>56283768
Exactly, two more weeks.

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>>56283729
Same small amount today mostly neutral I just shifted leverage around for this faggot market.

>> No.56283782

>>56283753
Well yea that's true. Next year will be one to remember, if half of us aren't already in camps by then

>> No.56283783
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56283783

Bobos are so quiet rn i wonder why . Bobos get to cum only 2 weeks per year , i feel so bad for them

>> No.56283784

Does anyone have the link with the bond yields neatly arranged?

>> No.56283787

>>56283768
yes, he said a couple of weeks which implies two, if he had said a throuple of weeks it would mean three more weeks.

>> No.56283788

>>56283749
https://www.newsweek.com/2023/10/13/exclusive-fbi-targets-trump-followers-2024-election-nears-1831836.html

>> No.56283791

Look at all the 1PBTID samefag shills celebrating the bearish engulfing candle.

>> No.56283793
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56283793

Can we watch "Taxi Driver" for movie night?

>> No.56283802

My lil adxn poppin off

>> No.56283805

>>56283733
based biden locking up 2024 victory

>> No.56283809
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>>56283777
Checked

>> No.56283810

>>56283787
The word "couple" is often used interchangeably with the word "few", which is *NOT* two. Needed clarification.
Go fucking kill yourself, kike.

>> No.56283813

>>56283788
>The federal government believes that the threat of violence and major civil disturbances around the 2024 U.S. presidential election is so great that it has quietly created a new category of extremists that it seeks to track and counter: Donald Trump's army of MAGA followers
I want to be part of the Ultra MAGA special forces division when it comes to the online shit posting wars. My esoteric numeros will help win the war.

>> No.56283820

>>56283810
couple
kŭp′əl
noun
1. Two items of the same kind; a pair.

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>> No.56283848

>>56283810
It's as of he didn't even read this post of yours he just responded to. Just amazing

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>> No.56283859

>>56283784
The one anime maid anon uses? https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/

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Troweprice sure likes to sit on their ass.

>> No.56283903

>>56283848
happens a lot. you should analyze those and the 1pbtids. there is a lot in common

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>>56283876
That's 4 more days of them stealing interest from you. Times that by every customer and every transfer and they get who knows how much extra money from these (((shenanigans)))

>> No.56283919

>>56283913
>>56283913
>>56283913
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>> No.56283927

>>56282743
pretty cool that this is an option. here in eu the government forces you to contribute to their broken bullshit system

>> No.56283941

>>56283927
Like social security and Medicaid in the US?

>> No.56283944

>>56283907
Apparently I didn't actually have to pay it off and could have continued the normal payments from my savings.
I'm not going to play games with it though.

>> No.56283945

>>56283810
well those people are retarded and need to learn English

>> No.56283960

>>56283941
aren't those covered by taxes? theres a separate pension fee here that steals a large sum too and you might not get any of that back

>> No.56283974

>>56283960
They're separate taxes so it works pretty much the same way.
You can actually get a religious exemption from Social Security (taxes and the eventual payout.) The Amish do it.
I can't think of a good way to justify it under Christianity though.

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LOOKS LIKE THAT VICIOUS FAGGOT KEVIN MCARTHY IS NO LONGER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE LMAO

>> No.56285699

>>56283273
yes. youre just throwing good money after bad generally

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All these sparks but when do the flames actually light up?