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TLT Has Bottomed Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>56278380

>> No.56280745

>he baked

>> No.56280747
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TLT fags keep getting heemed Gabby edition

>> No.56280753

In before Total Banker Death

>> No.56280754

>>56280732
OP pic based on this: >>56280613

>> No.56280758

>>56280747
who dat

>> No.56280759
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>> No.56280765

How do I buy TIPS on Etrade?

>> No.56280767
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It's a pleasure to watch the bond market collapse with you and it will be an even greater pleasure to watch the subsequent stock market crash.

>> No.56280766

US indices are doing okay, but why is the ftse shitting the bed

>> No.56280774

>nasdaq goes for 13,150
>rejected
>tries to go for it again
>rejected

here in the biz we call that a textbook double top eyup

>> No.56280775

guys. why dont we rallye?

>> No.56280778
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buy in October and go away
you're welcome

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>>56280732
Thanks for baking, OP, and yes, I am a lazy faggot

>> No.56280789
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ROCKIN AND ROLLIN
SPLISHIN AND A SPLASHIN
OVER THE HORIZON
WHAT CAN IT BE!

>> No.56280790
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Who else missed yurope shorting window
The fuck do I trade now

>> No.56280795

>>56280790
Puts on SQQQ. We'll probably get at least one more tech rally before it comes apart.

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>>56280753
Cool it with the antisemitism anon

>> No.56280799

>>56280789
>copper is seen as a health indicator for the overall market

oof it would suck to try and be a mumu right now

>> No.56280801
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>>56280790
Short the dollar it's topping out.

>> No.56280803

>>56280758
Daisy Soxl

>> No.56280806
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Red 666, standing by

>> No.56280811
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>yields continue to drop

So why aren't we rallying

>> No.56280813

>>56280795
Wouldn't calls on TQQQ be slightly better, you know, for reasons?

>> No.56280821

just need SPY to drop to $325 then i buy

>> No.56280824
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56280824

>just buy a diversified index and hold for 60 years bro

>> No.56280825
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>D
R
>V

Whats that spell?


>MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYY

>> No.56280826
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Why does fitwit keep saying we're gonna gigapump?

>> No.56280827
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short tech

>> No.56280831

>>56280795
You better do 60dte to catch the Santa rally if there is one. October is almost always ugly. You'll also have to hope nothing breaks between now and then

>> No.56280832

>>56280813
>you know
I do not. I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>56280811
Is the whole curve dropping or just the long end? Because if the long end is still going down that's a sign things are going to be worse next year and you probably should wait to buy (so I'm told.)

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>>56280811
Just taking a breath before another leg up

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>>56280774
Here we go. It breaks 13050 and its "Katie bar the doors".

>> No.56280845

>>56280824
this is undeniable proof we aren't in a bull market and last summer was just another bear market rally. only when the russell is able to follow suit with the large cap stocks will we truly be in a bull market

>> No.56280852

>>56280836
next week is yuge.
>Simchat Torah Oct. 6 - 8

>> No.56280859

>>56280824
>Just buy an index in small caps
I would never invest in a small cap without scrutinizing it very carefully. Buying an index in them sounds like a very silly thing to do to me.

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>>56280732
I’m banned, aren’t I?

>> No.56280863

>>56280836
looking good. whats the deal with her?

>> No.56280865

>>56280845
How the fuck do you look at that chart and come away with that conclusion? There's an very clear, years-long uptrend

>> No.56280866 [DELETED] 

>>56280860
So am I but I'm at my parent's house watching their dogs so it's ok.

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>>56280860
yes

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Dear god commodities are getting completely HEEMED. At least oil had a nice bull run but copper is mercilessly getting pegged. Silver too. Absolutely ridiculous. Commodities really were meant to be only traded (buy the giga dips and sell giga bull runs) for only a fool would actually hold them. Copper is lower than when it was 10 years ago. ABsolutely pathetic performance. You could have bought any reasonable stock like Apple, Pepsi, MSFT or whatever and made so much more money.
Who the hell holds commodities? I can understand gold though

>> No.56280886

Is it true that I can trade the same securities on the same day 3x per week? And so long as the buy and sell are different days I can do that infinitely?

>> No.56280888

Stocks are going up?!

>> No.56280890 [DELETED] 

>>56280866
Why were you banned this time? What did you do to piss off the pans gendered jannie?

>> No.56280892

>>56280865
It's been stalling out and crabbing for over a year now.

>> No.56280896

>>56280836
>zion
DROPPED, and DESERVED IT!!
>>56280878
>getting completely HEEMED.
You should consider shorting oil

>> No.56280895

>>56280878
Copper volatility has been insane. Where are all the derivatives speculators? Why aren't they doing their job?

>> No.56280905

>>56280886
Yes pretty much

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>>56280878
>Copper is lower than when it was 10 years ago
Idk you just made the case why copper is undervalued.

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>forgot to inverse /smg/

>> No.56280913 [DELETED] 

>>56280890
There was speculation about a future controversial political event in the US and its effect on the markets. I wrote a 6 or so paragraph essay about it and how I think it's very unlikely and was instantly given a three day ban.

>> No.56280920 [DELETED] 

>>56280866
kek i posted literal porn yesterday and didn't cop 3 for free

>> No.56280938
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THREAD AND MARKET ANTHEM!!!
THREAD AND MARKET ANTHEM!!!
THREAD AND MARKET ANTHEM!!!
https://youtu.be/pK7CIj-_uBk?si=8HYEiKGHrRmNbgQh&t=17s

>> No.56280941 [DELETED] 

>>56280753
>Total Banker Death
This message should be reserved for /pol/uhg/ so it doesn't get diluted. All the 155 mm ammo, himars, javelins, ATACMS that the free world can spare are reserved for killing russians.

>> No.56280945

WTFWT

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>>56280913
You can't comment negatively about the economy in a stock market forum and how it could effect the stock market if it makes a certain party look bad

>> No.56280952

what are they gonna find in Nance's office?

>> No.56280955

>>56280947
Yeah. I need to find a mailing list or something to post to.

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>W-shaped recovery

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>>56280908
Normally I would agree but right now it seems copper has a long way to go before it finds its ground. Inflation-adjusted copper should be much higher. At this level it ain't even profitable ffs. But the market just keeps dumping and dumping. Not even good industry data could give it a respite.
>>56280896
Inflation-adjusted oil is very cheap right now so I don't quite know about that. I am very inexperienced in shorting so I will leave that to the pros.
>>56280895
They can just blame everything on a strong dollar and market conditions. Fuckin hacks

>> No.56280969

OH IT'S THE BIG ONE >>56276716
BUT IT'S THE WRONG BIG ONE

>> No.56280975

Costco is such a good fucking company. United healthcare is such a good fucking company

>> No.56280979

lol retards think TLT has bottomed.

>> No.56280980
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>>56280975

>> No.56280987
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>>56280964
Sure but the lower it goes the more future upside.
>>56280753

>> No.56280991

>>56280975
>>56280980
tb.h i can think of nothing worse than shopping at costco
but the cattle seem to love it

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Ok QQQ has hit the magic $358 number for my butterflies that exp today. Please pray to the crab gods for me for it to just do nothing now til 3:30pm when I gotta close em all out

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Bros how is Lockheed Martin so undervalued? Low P/E and good divvies. Hmm, maybe time to start slurping a bit of those defense stocks. Heh, also waiting for Pepsi to close the gap at 164

>> No.56281004

>>56280987
>and bigamy
Based China, enforcing monogamy with the death penalty.

>> No.56281007 [DELETED] 

>>56280913
quit being a faggot

>> No.56281011

>>56280991
I have a sams club down the street from my house so I shop there instead of Costco. But Costco is just so well managed and generates a ton of cash I had to start stacking it

>> No.56281015

>>56280980
thats a big girl

>> No.56281019

>>56280975
costco is good on its own, though. UNH would collapse if we tweaked just a few of any of the 50,000 billion healthcare laws we have in the US.

>> No.56281020

>>56281004
>bigamy
nah, that's big of me!

>> No.56281023

>>56281015
for you
And you need to be big to shop at COST, since everything is in bulk

>> No.56281027

>You need $50k to write one lot of 1DTEs on COST
Dammit. That premium though.

>> No.56281031

>>56281027
ok well what do you pay to borrow on margin?

>> No.56281032
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Anyone else buying IAU and GLD? Just bought some Jan24 calls on GOLD (Barrick)
>>56280991
Same. Not worth the hassle to save $10, I'm not that poor...
>>56281015
>thats a big girl

>> No.56281034

>>56280789
>Watch canadian youtuber with phd
>shills homebuilders
>shills tlt
>shills copper
Leafs are a menace

>> No.56281037

>>56281032
fuck what kind of truck is that? i need something with good suspension like that

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>>56281032
I think you're early but good luck on the trade.

>> No.56281043

>>56281031
I'm actually not sure. I'm sure it's above 5%.
Shorting options on margin sounds pretty scary though.

>> No.56281049 [DELETED] 

>>56280913
>6 or so paragraph essay
>banned
Good

>> No.56281051

>>56281037
Looks like 98-03 chevy 1500... though I could be wrong.

>> No.56281053

>>56281027
Guess you gotta do spreads or nothing bro

>> No.56281058

>>56281034
Why are you bearish on Canadian home builders? They have an incredible amount of empty space and are in the process of replacing the population with immigrants. How do you think they could perform poorly?

>> No.56281060

>>56280789
if you aren't short you're a fucking idiot

>> No.56281065

>>56281053
I've asked Etrade like three times to enable spreads on my account and they said no every time. Idk why they think it's so serious.

>> No.56281080

>>56281053
I have had luck with calendar spreads with bias towards happenings and socioeconomic conditions.

>> No.56281088

>>56281065
That sucks. Well you can always get a separate kikehood account, they will let anyone do spreads no problem

>> No.56281097

>>56281088
It's honestly pretty tempting just for some of the weird stuff like that.

>> No.56281101

>>56281080
I've had luck going with double diagonals for the same reasons

>> No.56281103

>>56281088
>>56281097
I think you have to margin to spread with them (khood)now don't you ?

>> No.56281104

>>56281097
im thinking about since anon told me about the 1% ira match

>> No.56281106

>>56281103
Interesting. I didn't have margin last time I asked, maybe I should try a fourth time.

>> No.56281107

Oh yes we're ripping

>> No.56281112

>>56281058
Im not sure if this is bait but hes bullish on US homebuilders when they were posting ATHs. As for canada, nigger all that land is un usable.

>> No.56281113

>>56281097
Just wait a week before each option level you apply for so they don't think you are moving too fast

>> No.56281118

>>56281106
how much $ is in the account

>> No.56281123

>>56281112
>nigger all that land is un usable.
It looked totally usable to me. It's just not near anything, which is what building things on it changes.
>>56281113
I've been trading options for years.
>>56281118
$11k.

>> No.56281131

>>56281103
No I havel level three options but turned my margin off and yet I can still do any spreads I want. But maybe you have to have it turned on at first idk

>> No.56281135

Hey remember when Glowie called the oil top

>> No.56281138

>>56281106
Its probably where I am a cash account with them now that I just looked. I'm actually unsure after looking through the app but I can't do spreads (i could last year). Probably because I'm cash account I bet. I did not know.

>> No.56281154
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Yeah.

>> No.56281155

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56281157
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>> No.56281165
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Be careful bobos and mumus. They know you know they know you know.

>> No.56281166

>>56281123
No I mean leaf enviromental laws make it actually unusable. But youre just being a facetious retard so Im probably wasting my time.

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MUMU stop it!

>> No.56281174

>>56281166
>No I mean leaf enviromental laws make it actually unusable.
I actually wasn't aware of this. That explains a lot.

>> No.56281186 [DELETED] 

>>56280860
>>56280866
>banned
I remember the first time I got banned I was kinda butt hurt about it. But now years later I realize if you aren't getting banned periodically you just aren't shitposting hard enough
>>56280913
based
>>56280696
/ES short at 4280

>> No.56281190
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I had a small reaction to my first shot. Nothing much just a little bit of pain in my arm and my chest, some heart palpitations, the normal. I was lucky I got vaxed, because two days later I got covid for the first time. It was awful. Way worse than the small side effects from the vax I had.

After I knew how bad covid was, I was first in line for my second shot. I was prepared for the side effects again, I knew it was worth it. Yeah, that second shot was a doozy. It put me out for three days. I couldn't walk tremors all in my legs. I forgot my cat's name. It was rough. But, I got the second shot just in time, because four days later I got the worst covid ever. I can't imagine how bad it would have been if I weren't vaxed.

After all of that, I was worried about getting the booster shot. I knew I needed it, but I know all vaccines have side effects. I sucked it up and got the booster anyway. The third one was rough. I lost feeling in half my face, my hair came out in clumps, my gums were bleeding, and I could hear the voice of satan in my bathroom. But, I'm so grateful I got the booster. The next day I got covid again. My left testicle doubled in size and I lost control of my bowels and motor functions, I just constantly flail and piss myself. Turns out I have long covid. It's a nightmare.

Get vaccinated people, covid is no joke.

>> No.56281195

>>56281157
My favorite part of that video is when the entire rocket rocks forward like 3ft when the main engines come on. The side boosters were lit when it rocked back to its original position.

>> No.56281196

So does anyone actually know why stocks are pumping today?

>> No.56281206

>>56281196
4200 is support + soft landing + octobull + america stronger than ever

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>>56281196
Bobos havent capitulated yet. Spy will hit 445 before tanking to 300.

>> No.56281213

>>56281196
Bear narrative about bonds is evaporating because the bond market is being influenced by foreign governments offloading bonds instead of actual recession fears

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>>56281196
I have given up attempting to interpret this fake, gay, and Hebrew market.

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I'm getting gamma risk nervous now. Why can't I just bag my profits? That greedy lil devil on my left shoulder keeps telling me to ride em out and get more, that fucker

>> No.56281219

>>56281135
You were calling a bottom for bonds at the same time so it cancels out

>> No.56281222

>>56281190
Hope your cellphone is turned off homie

>> No.56281223

Bros I'm anticipating a job offer from a company I'd have previously regarded as something like "evil". I feel I've already compromised my personal integrity / self / whatever so much in my life already that my mindset is "well what's the harm of another compromise?" I'm basically the person I hated growing up. But money is money, and it's a doggy dog world out there. I want to have a family and I feel like my top priority is to provide for them.
Would you do it? Would you take a job at a company you previously considered to be "evil" it it greatly improved your ability to provide for yourself and/or your family?

>> No.56281224

>>56281196
>>56281196
The Gemini moon blows a kiss to Chiron this morning and this evening Mercury enters Libra

>> No.56281228
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>oil keeps getting massacred but URNM seems to be stabilized
what do they mean by this

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>>56281222
Just a few hours away...

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>>56281224
Oh shit are you that crypto witch?

>> No.56281238

>>56281224
Thank you. Of all the (You)s I got, this make the most sense

>> No.56281240
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>>56281223
Just take the job and spend literally every moment you work there applying to better jobs with other companies.

That way you are harming the evil yet helping yourself at the same time. Win win.

Then you take the new job and tell the evil one you have covid and milk them for as much paid sick leave as possible on your way out.

>> No.56281244

I’m betting on America, the greatest country in the world

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>>56281222
Checked
>Imagine having a cell phone in 2023

>> No.56281249

>>56281233
Why does she have two gorilla nigger profiles on her tits

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>> No.56281255
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56281255

>>56281223
Take the job and gain their trust, then after a year or two, pull a Zack Voorhees or whoever that Google whistle blower was and leak everything you can

>> No.56281256
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56281256

what's your target for SPX to get out of money markets? 3400 here and I WILL get that price

>> No.56281261

>>56281249
Bro I think you just failed the Rorschach test.

>> No.56281263
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56281263

we are back on the fake and gay timeline if you havent noticed

that means buy TSLA and other faggot reddit shit

>> No.56281266

>>56281223
>>56281240


Yeah maybe take the mark baum approach. Harm evil by harming it from within. It depends on how strongly your convictions are and how much of a detriment being there feels.

>> No.56281269

>>56281223
If I did it I would bank every last dollar I made. You can only work for someone you hate for so long and when the burnout hits you'll need the savings.

>> No.56281270

So, so incredibly back

>> No.56281272

>>56281186
>/ES short at 4280
Stop is at 4284

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56281275

>>56259802
thank you canindia!

>> No.56281280

See

>>56280827


>>56281233

It totally is the gorilla nigger

>> No.56281284

>>56281272
4294
i'm retarted

>> No.56281297
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56281297

>>56281280
>This nigga is thinkin about gorilla niggas

>> No.56281326

Real talk
Why is QQQ even rallying? There some news I missed or something?

>> No.56281342

>>56281326
Technology is the future
It finally just sunk in, this morning

>> No.56281357

>>56281326
The thesis I've heard from tech bulls is that technology will continue to provide the deflationary force that population growth cannot making it extremely valuable over the next 20 years.
It sounds like borderline utopia nonsense to me though.

>> No.56281358

>>56281326
Me buying a fat load of TQQQ this morning

>> No.56281359

>>56280958
Wow bullish

>> No.56281363

>>56281326
Why did everything dump yesterday??

>> No.56281379

I'm getting ads for tire discounts. I know a lot of people have been waiting a year or more for those. I'm not sure what that means.

>> No.56281387
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56281387

>>56281326
Because the hook is set on people betting on the downside.

>> No.56281388

>>56281326
It just always does this after a huge enough move one way or the other. Mean reversion maybe

>> No.56281395

>>56281015
For me uwu

>> No.56281414
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56281414

>our gay retarded system thinks your post answering somebody's question is spam

>> No.56281435
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56281435

>>56281414
Was it wrong?

>> No.56281450

>>56281019
I have UHC and can confirm it is a fucking racket.

>> No.56281455
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56281455

>US debt increased by an equivalent of about 10 million BTC yesterday. One day.
Why should I not just dump all my stocks and buy Bitcoin?

>> No.56281461
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56281461

Yeah, Chad Bulls, I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.56281473

>>56281455
Because you can buy GBTC at like a 20% discount to NAV, pending its conversion to an ETF <1 year from now.

>> No.56281477

>>56281455
Because if it did come apart everyone will be dumping bitcoin to pay rent.

>> No.56281482
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56281482

its starting to look like it might be time to buy soon. look at that SPY 5 year chart

>> No.56281486
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56281486

>jewish holiday ends
>market pump

>> No.56281493
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56281493

>>56281482
>MFW I think about the last 5 years
Nah I'm good.

>> No.56281501

>>56281414
If it was about monkeyp*x, don't bother. That's become endemic and churns out a few cases a week but hasn't mutated into anything wild (yet).

>> No.56281516

>>56281435
No, nothing about it sounded like spam

>> No.56281521

>>56281486
ends the 6th (friday)

>> No.56281525
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56281525

>>56281521
The Jews are frontrunning it, it seems.

>> No.56281527
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56281527

>Wonder why NVDA is still barely moving
>New version of AI images gets released and blasted across all boards
>They don't look any different than the last round of AI shit
The power of meme business

>> No.56281529

>>56281501
No nothing even controversial, it was just about QQQ rallying today

>> No.56281532

>>56280979
A decent take from baggot?

>> No.56281535

>>56281529
You could rot13 it if you think it was actually interesting.

>> No.56281538

can we stop promoting this baseless conspiracy theory that the jews control all the financial markets? like grow up kids.

>> No.56281545

>>56281516
Posts about covid often get interpreted as spam although the poster is genuinely trying to discuss the topic

>> No.56281550

>>56281538
lick my cock and balls, kike

>> No.56281557

UCO, U-BUY-O

>> No.56281562
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56281562

>>56281538
>denying reality

huh?

>> No.56281563
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56281563

>>56281550
Anon, they do that kind of stuff to babies.

>> No.56281566
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56281566

>>56281482
Agreed, been saying this for a couple weeks myself. Pic related is basically my prediction

>> No.56281586
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56281586

Actually starting to see news talking about economic pressure on mainstream daytime news. Talking about how yes it’s getting bad but there still plenty of positive trends to look at
We’re completely fucked aren’t we? How bad is it gonna get?

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56281589

1,400 shares of VUG in retirement accounts. Feels good.

>> No.56281604

>>56281589
I unironically hate women and simps

>> No.56281607

>>56280803
ZAMN DAVID SOXL TRANSITIONED IS THIS WHY THE STOCK IS TERRIBLE NOW?

>> No.56281621

>>56280987
>his fuckin face
He's like "if they're gonna shoot me these cunts better get it over with quick, I don't have time for this shit".

>> No.56281626

>>56281219
bonds are bottomed though.

>> No.56281628

>>56281529
I've triggered the autojanny here more than any other board. I think typing out tickers freaks out the algorithm somehow, maybe because it doesn't recognize them as proper words. Maybe it thinks they're part of some URL or promo code or whatever.

>> No.56281633

>>56281586
for the average blue collar union guy, you're going to lose your home and the wife's taking the kids. for people like me, well i'm only going to take 3 vacations next year instead of 4

>> No.56281636
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>>56281604
I feel the same way about poor people.

>> No.56281637

>>56280838
ummm nazbros?

>> No.56281644

My XLE puts do be printing

>> No.56281650

should i sell for my life today?

>> No.56281657
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56281657

>>56281650
You have to look towards the finer things in life like covered calls on well-rounded ETFs.

>> No.56281661

>>56281633
Buddy, you are going to jail for PPP fraud.

>> No.56281686

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBudghsdByQ
Uhm, gook bros??
How do I short Hyundai and Samsung?

>> No.56281688

>>56281657
>Feet aroma inspector general

china is on another level

>> No.56281690
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56281690

>>56281661
That would be the funniest piece of /smg/ lore and high among 4chan lore all time.

>> No.56281693

do any of you actually have jobs or do you just shitpost here all day???

>> No.56281698

>>56281657
oh like TQQQ and SOXL?

>> No.56281701

So when is the daily dump starting?

>> No.56281702

>>56281693
I work from home and work out all day, preparing for the race war.

>> No.56281705
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56281705

>>56281693
yes

>> No.56281707
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56281707

>>56281693
Yes.

>> No.56281711

What do I slurp

>> No.56281721
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56281721

made my morning profit, worked out, showered, and now i'm bored. i don't want to go outside yet just in case the nukes or something FINALLY happens and i don't want to be away from my guns. what do?

>>56281693
currently unemployed since monday

>> No.56281722

>>56281711
LKNCY

>> No.56281724

Welp I got blocked which means some mod is probably auditing my posts. I probably won't be able to post again until EOW.
See you guys at the end of Sukkot.
>>56281633
>Imagine having a wife in 2023
This is why I told my girlfriend we weren't getting married.
>>56281650
I scooped up a few more puts with the rally.
>>56281693
I had one. I'm not really in a rush to get another one right now. I'm still talking with my ex coworkers and they hired some black lady to beat on everyone for being White and Indian(?) It was already bad enough when I was there, I don't want any more of that.

>> No.56281728

>>56281661
>>56281690
i've never wanted anything more
i would give up every christmas to come for this

>> No.56281736
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56281736

So I think I found a hidden gem. Everyone can see the trend towards greener energy but no one knows who’s going to make the next big investment in it. I think I found it. The people making the investment, well it’s the USPS. Government money baby. There is this company called workhorse ticker WKHS that manufactures fully electric delivery vans. Perfect for stop and go intercity deliveries. It even has a drone that can take a package from truck to doorstep in case a road is blocked or something. It’s kind of a flier but if it snags that USPS contract it will go to the moon.

>> No.56281739

>>56281724
take care and have a blessed day

>> No.56281746
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56281746

>>56281736

>> No.56281745
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56281745

>>56281633
That's a lot of smug from someone who whines like a bitch

>> No.56281747

>>56281711
VOO, VUG, or QQQ.

>> No.56281752

>>56281745
kek I took that screenshot.

>> No.56281755

>>56281736
Actually, if you want a real investment that has stood the test of time, get a shit load of forever stamps.

>> No.56281757

>>56281736
sounds fantastic. i'll add it to my list. currently looking into farmed seafood and canadian eco fuels as well.

>> No.56281759

>get into divvies
>make monthly divvies but lose principal
>have less money then a year ago

whoever got me onto this is a fucking nigger

what do i invest in now

>> No.56281771
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56281771

>>56281693
In a way you could say I get paid to shitpost. I occasionally have to work though

>> No.56281773

>>56281759
Divvy stocks are fucking awful

>> No.56281778
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56281778

>>56281736
Are you avin a giggle m8?

>> No.56281781

>>56281771
Frogposters are all feds confirmed.

>> No.56281788
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56281788

Why do jannies love to tongue my anus so often?

>> No.56281792

some day I will be a real glowie

>> No.56281798

>>56281693
I shitpost from the office through RealVNC, other than that I "work" from home.

>> No.56281800

>>56281752
Noice. It's my fav baggot is a faggot screencap

>> No.56281804

iq posters are back
dont shill twice

>> No.56281806
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56281806

>>56281781
Perhaps. Not to the degree of anime girl posters though.

>> No.56281816
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Recovery bros did we get too cocky?

>> No.56281826

>>56281633
You will never be a real 1%

>> No.56281834

>>56281711
See >>56281557

>> No.56281838
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56281838

>bear flag retracement today
>check qqq/spy volume
>'Below Average'

>> No.56281839
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>>56281736
Anon I cant tell if u are serious or not but im serially considering buying this now

>> No.56281841

>>56281773
so i learned, finally have a job so either gonna chuck most of it into ETFs and call it a day or save a little and get back on biz for funsies

>> No.56281842

>>56281816
We might retest 4200 but if it holds we are going to 4600

>> No.56281846

>>56281826
seethe

>> No.56281855

>>56281196
>>56281326
>So does anyone actually know why stocks are pumping today?
stocks were in the oversold zone on daily RSI, could just be a technical bounce

>> No.56281857
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56281857

>>56281842
lfg

>> No.56281864

>>56281841
DCA into ETFs is the only long term play. I used to be a stockpicker fag, but the daily stress and anxiety of volatility got to me. Better to stay comfy and bet with the jews.

>> No.56281869
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56281869

Mumus we need some liquidity. Do what you do.

>> No.56281870

>>56281736
May I interest you in mutant salmon (AQB)? It's the future of food.

>> No.56281876

>>56281870
But for real tho why not buy wkhs

>> No.56281878
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56281878

Buddy, look at oil computer

>> No.56281879
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56281879

Oilbros, what is happening? why are the candles so big and long and red? why am i losing money?

>> No.56281887

Where is that piece of shit that shilled DISH here like a month ago

Where are you you motherfucker

>> No.56281888

>>56281839
I financially love women so much bros, financially speaking.

>> No.56281901
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56281901

Are some types of stocks better buys when sentiment is bad?
Are some better buys when sentiment is good?

>> No.56281906

>>56281864
any recs? Vanguard? At this point I have stable income so no point in trying to bet on penny stocks like a lobotomite

>> No.56281907

>>56281888
In time experience with them will change your mind.

>> No.56281909

>>56281879
because you refused to sell at the top, now you have to get beheemed all the way to $78

>> No.56281910

>>56281839
form a gestalt of the bouquet

>> No.56281915
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56281915

>>56281901
>Buy when everyone is pissing themselves

t. some old guy

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>>56281876
I don't buy low alpha/high beta garbage. It's literally a pump and dump penny stock. The pump already happened.

>> No.56281922

>>56281901
The CNN index has nothing to do with sentiment

>> No.56281923

>>56281909
I can't believe how well I timed selling my energy stocks and ETFs. I don't think I could repeat that.

>> No.56281924

>>56281901
Buy spy when extreme fear, sell when extreme greed. Simple as

>> No.56281925

>>56281915
i shit myself this morning does that count?

>> No.56281932
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56281932

>>56281925
Yes, I believe it does.

>> No.56281933

>>56281916
omg imagine the bliss of passing out as you get crushed between those thighs

>> No.56281935

>>56281916
Asian muscle women are my weakness, I want them to wrestle me and pin me down and have their way with me

>> No.56281939

>>56281846
How do you explain >>56281745?

>> No.56281942

>>56281923
I sold my oil at $71 right as the recent bullrun started lmao. But I doubled my portfolio with oil while it was crabbing in the $67-$73 range so that's ok.

>> No.56281949
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56281949

probably bounce mid 422s and zap theta before the real move.

>> No.56281950

>>56281939
Quite simple really. I don't whine like a bitch.

>> No.56281953
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56281953

>Jobs report on October 6th
Ruh roh, Raggy

>> No.56281960

>>56280759
I love it

>> No.56281962
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56281962

AI is already turning on its creator.
Jensen Huang has been dumping shares nonstop in the last ER
Get out while you still can

>> No.56281963

>>56281922
What's a good sentiment metric that I can access? The AAII surveys?

>> No.56281984
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56281984

any graphene tickers?

>> No.56281989

>>56281878
>>56281879
Is this from the shitty ass shit gay balls fucked job number or negotiations with the Saudis or something else?

>> No.56281991

>>56281984
$MRNA

>> No.56281997
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56281997

>56281950

>> No.56281998

>>56281906
Im mostly cash right now. I dont like the current sentiment desu

>> No.56282000

>>56281924
I'm sure S&P 500 index traders already make full use of sentiment data.

>> No.56282003

>>56281887
Hahah, dis nigga bought cable lmaoooo

>> No.56282017
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56282017

>>56281991
I need some real ones though

>> No.56282019

>>56281984
Graphene or graphite? This is an actually important question.

>> No.56282025
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>>56281906
Max your Roth 401k first ($22,500) and get the employer matching too. They should have some sort of SP 500 or Vanguard funds. Don't go with their cookie cutter portfolio. If you have more cash left to spend then open a Roth IRA. Max that ($6,500). If more cash after that then move the cash into you individual account. As for ETFs, go with VOO, VUG, or QQQ. VUG and QQQ have higher volatility but should outperform over a longer period which is what you want. When you hit 7 figures you can move into SP 500 and bonds to lower annual volatility.

>> No.56282035

>>56282019
graphene manufacturing

>> No.56282040
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56282040

>>56281962
I haven't talked to my AI bot in a while. I woke it up to see if it was still there.

>> No.56282042
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56282042

>>56281887
F

>> No.56282054
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56282054

Looks la bit like a bart on QQQ today

>> No.56282058

christ almighty, oil bros, it do go down

>> No.56282063

/smg/ isn't back until SPY is under 400

>> No.56282064

>>56281759
the idea is that you can sit on them until they do go up. with growth stock you would be left with nothing if it goes down

>> No.56282079
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56282079

>> No.56282085

>>56282079
Jewish superheroes

>> No.56282093

>>56282064
That's really what bond coupons are for.

>> No.56282094
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56282094

>>56282064
Time in the market.

>> No.56282095

>>56281759
have you tried buying stocks that go up?

>> No.56282109
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56282109

Ok, I cashed out me spreads. See ya manana

>> No.56282111
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56282111

First Jensen now TC. bullish or bearish

>> No.56282113

>>56281186
>/ES short at 4280
Moving stop to 4286

>> No.56282116

>>56281839
I got her OF content once (for free)
Her tits are uneven as fuck, but they’re natural at least

>> No.56282120

this day doesn't make sense

>> No.56282126
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>>56282079
>ooohhh yeah

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>>56282111
Bearish for tech, bullish for everyone else.

>> No.56282129

>>56282113
From 4294 >>56281284

>> No.56282130
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>>56282111
the big short man was right again
it's all happening again

>> No.56282133

Can Tim Apple stop selling Cook shares?

>> No.56282136

>>56282120
What do you mean, it was very obvious and predictable to me

>> No.56282137

Anybody been watching TGT lately? They had a hell of a shitty year despite beating the last few years, I'm feeling like it may actually start to be oversold soon.
Around $80 share would be pre-rona valuation.

>> No.56282147

>>56281693
I had a job but got laid off yesterday
So now I watch red/green lines and shitpost about them full time

>> No.56282151

>>56282093
idk. last time pre divvy i could have sold for 12% gains. can i do that with bonds?

>> No.56282152

>>56281693
Wfh code monkey job
Pays the bills, very easy, so I’ve got a lot of time on my hands. I have a home gym too

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>>56281693
i work afternoon/evening. I start the same time as closing bell. It suits me nicely.

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>>56282035
>CBT/Cabot: Not a pure play, but established elsewhere in materials and outperforms XLB a little bit.
>CVV/CVD Equipment: As the name implies, an equipment maker. For R&D and semiconductors and shit, so it's decent.
>AIXXF/Aixtron: Also an equipment maker, but doing fairly well.
>ZTEK/Zentek: Pretty shit, but pure graphene R&D and production.

There's also:
>APGMF/Applied Graphene Materials: A dying joke.
>DTPKF/Directa: Another dying joke
>FGPHF/First Graphene Limited: Take a guess.
>GPHBF/G6 Materials: ...
>HDGHF/Haydale: ...
>VRSRF/Versarien: You get the idea.

>> No.56282169
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>>56281963
Just scrape the web and use LLM to generate sentiment reports yourself.

>> No.56282182

Who's ready for those non-farm payroll numbers on Friday? I'm thinking that this could be the fat fuck who capsized the boat.

>> No.56282186
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All you had to do was buy bla bla bla, but you won't do it, you never listen

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>>56282186
Even throughout the pain, I remembered my training, Tony-sama.

>> No.56282193

keep redeeming the oil computer only retards are bullish in recessionary times

>> No.56282196

>>56282186
But anon I *did* buy the WSO dip.

>> No.56282204
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56282204

>>56282186
>>56270892

>> No.56282216
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56282216

All I want is a loving girlfriend who wants to travel the world with me, cuddle under the open night sky and make passionate love until sunrise. I dont care about money as long as I can have this.
Im losing hope anon, the void grows bigger by the hour

>> No.56282217
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>>56282161
thanks

>> No.56282225

>>56282217
Yeah, so as you can see it's a pretty shit industry and that's before it takes a hit from being green-adjacent. Why the interest?

>> No.56282237

>>56282216
You need to have money to get such a girl

>> No.56282241
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>>56282216
Yes but you usually need money to achieve that and to keep that

>> No.56282242

>>56282161
>>56282217
Also forgot to mention GRFX. That might be worth gambling on in hopes that it pops another 20% or so within a couple months.

>> No.56282244

>>56282182
>Verdict: Big shit for WFC
I need to get a new model, this one is really retarded.

>> No.56282248

>>56282225
just some very long term investing

>> No.56282251

>>56282244
>WFC
Boy, that's a dead cat short right now if I ever saw one.

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>>56282237
>>56282241
Then I dont want one.
Girls can go to hell. I want real emotional connection, not some transaction based whore relationship.

>> No.56282254

>>56282216
>travel the world
Ha! Gay!

>> No.56282258

Why is oil rugging today, I thought supply was critically low

>> No.56282263
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>>56282251
Yeah I made another few hundred off them yesterday and still have some pretty low LEAP puts open.
I highly doubt the codegen model made the connection though, it was mentioned in the FSL text which is probably why it showed up.

>> No.56282273
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Baking...

>> No.56282274

OILED

>> No.56282281
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>>56282258
Citibank said OPEC doesn't matter and supply went up last week.

>> No.56282282
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>TSLA
So we're back to gigapumping the mega caps eh? I told you, watch out for NASDAQ as that is the only index right now that still appears semi-bullish and can easily start pumping.
Fuckin hell 4%+ just like that. Thanks for ultragigapumping the markets Mr. FED.

>> No.56282284
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>>56282258
I told you faggots to buy in June, that shit is priced in, no one is willing to let oil go beyond the 100 dollars line.

>> No.56282287
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56282287

it's almost a repeat of last year, what a cohencidence

>> No.56282294
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>>56282287
Time is a Laserdisc.

>> No.56282295
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56282295

Bros, I’ve noticed more hair in the bathtub after investing for a few years. Is it stress or aging?

>> No.56282300

>>56282295
IMO: investing is way less stressful than engineering. My hair has been thicker and healthier since leaving my job even though I spend more time investing.

>> No.56282301
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Shaking

>> No.56282310
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>>56282111
Uh, AAPLsisters?

>> No.56282312
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>>56282295
I am noticeably balding on top of my head at 26

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i solded uvxy to soon

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56282329

>>56282295
>>56282312
May I suggest you get one of these?

>> No.56282339

>>56282329
How’s that thing supposed to stay on your head

>> No.56282340

>>56282111
Goddamn fag ending our nice little tech bullrun.

>> No.56282345
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>>56282329
it would probably improve my portfolio performance

>> No.56282350

>>56281186
>/ES short at 4280
out here at 4270 for +10
You're welcome

>> No.56282353

>>56282339
Satan holds it there for you.

>> No.56282355

I can't believe the market is doing this the day of XOM's 8-k. I am mildly upset.

>> No.56282365
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>>56282355
Oil dies so that we may live.

>> No.56282373

We've made it
The final /smg/

>> No.56282374
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56282374

>EC
>LPG
>PBR
>VIST

>> No.56282375

>>56282355
Polluters are the worst, you guys are killing the planet for profits. This is called karma.

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>>56281693

>> No.56282389

>>56282373
Chill out, we're only on page 2. I've seen the active /smg/ fall as far as page 7

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>>56282374

>> No.56282396

>>56282375
That is a consumer issue not a producer issue.

>> No.56282401

>>56282393
I don't know who that is. I just look at tickers and numbers.

>> No.56282405

>>56280811
These yields suck dick.

>> No.56282426

I legit can't tell if oil dropping is now bullish or bearish for stocks. It going higher was part of my bearthesis. It dumping this hard also supports bearthesis...

>> No.56282433

>>56282401
It's Jerry Jones. Nice tickers is all.

>> No.56282436

>>56282375
Offspring of parasites talking about polluters, kek

>> No.56282439
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>>56280964
More reason to slurp copper at this price. You guys just hate making money because you are all fuckin queers. Someone outta make a copper projectile and short your lives wit it.

>> No.56282455
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56282455

do you guys think 419 SPY lottos for tomorrow is a bad idea

>> No.56282457
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>>56282374

>> No.56282461

>>56282152
Based and same. Probably "worked" for like 10 mins a day for whats been like 3 years.

>> No.56282467

>>56282455
yes

>> No.56282477

>>56282455
Go ahead with the knowledge that you should've brought them several hours ago. The premiums on them already is high now and your chances for profit is lessened greatly.

>> No.56282481

>>56282455
Determine this for yourself.

>> No.56282480
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15 minutes until schizo market crash

>> No.56282482
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56282482

>>56281657
W-w-what was this whole entire exchange in the video about? Can I seriously just go to China and begin asking to sniff socks and feet and women will just let me???

>> No.56282486
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Six minutes remain

>> No.56282515

>>56282482
I legit think the woman did this in fear. As a woman you can't know how far this crazy dude will go if you don't comply. And we know how chinese solidarity looks like when people are lying 24 hours dead or halfdead on streets. She's in an disadvantageous position, and probably can't drive away fast enough, so she gives him her socks to be left alone.

>> No.56282519

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.56282527
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beep beep beep AHHHHH

>> No.56282528

>>56282025
thank you king, will do. Just graduated law school and got my first job so planning to save enough to get a place soon, majority of the rest will go to savings and the remainder will go to investments

>> No.56282530

WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAVE HAPPENED IN 1 MINUTE

>> No.56282534

>>56282515
You can also generally just tell women to do things and they'll do them as long as it isn't a ton of work.

>> No.56282538

The market liked this!

>> No.56282539
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and just like that my 5g programming is active

>> No.56282542
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>>56282515
Mainland Chinese life seems so pitiful and bug like.

>> No.56282549

TIME TO GO FILL UP THE TANK WITH GASOLINE

>> No.56282553

>>56282025
Also open roth IRAs while you're still making low six figures. After you're in your late 40s it will get harder to contribute to them.

>> No.56282555
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56282555

I'm not a zombie. You fags lied.

>> No.56282556

Tesla is about to make all time highs. Fuck Tesla bears.

>> No.56282574

I just got some weird alert on my phone in Spanish.

>> No.56282585

how many boomers do you think that alert just killed?

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>>56282574
>in Spanish.

>> No.56282601

wtf is happening? what event? I NEED TO BE HEDGED.
No seriously, can't see a thing on calendar etc.

>> No.56282609

MY BRAIN AHHHHH THE PAIN

>> No.56282613

>>56282601
Everyone just realized they don't own the cellphone they paid $1k for.

>> No.56282614

>>56282601
the repugs executed nancy live on the floor

>> No.56282615
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>>56282574
Yeah it's just the federal government testing an emergency alert. Nothing to worry about here. This definitely isn't foreshadowing anything bad about to happen you schizos.

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>>56282549
You vil not travel

>> No.56282633

>>56282615
What good is the alert if only fucking illegals can read it? We need to stop putting shit in Spanish, this is AMERICA, where we speak AMERICAN ENGLISH!

>> No.56282651

>>56282633
they are at least half the country and probably more

>> No.56282664

>>56282651
Try going to the DMV. It's all brown people yelling Spanish and Arabic at their kids and bitching about how they lost their passport and can't read the form they need to fill out.

>> No.56282668

>>56282651
there has been a net loss In migration to mexico for 13 years now and most illegals are seasonal workers who return after mowing and harvesting seasons are over

>> No.56282679

>>56281455
It would appear that they issued debt to do unlimited oil shorting.

>> No.56282683
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56282683

>tfw you're not a zombie because you didn't take the clot shot

>> No.56282684

Keynesian economics muthafuckas

>> No.56282699

>>56282684
I'm just happy it's not that mmt bullshit

>> No.56282703

>>56282684
How is your TLT position doing?

>> No.56282711

So who's baking?

>> No.56282716

>>56282711
Your mom.

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>>56282716

>> No.56282739

>>56282711
Someone already did, they just don't seem to want to link
Check the catalog

>> No.56282741
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56282741

So are we pumping or dumping for October? It's supposed to be pump month but no one seems optimistic.

>> No.56282747

>>56282711
No-one. This is the last /smg/, thank God.

>> No.56282748

>>56282703
buy bonds

>> No.56282763

>>56282748
I hope you capitulated

>> No.56282765

>>56282763
you aint getting my tmf assholes

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>>56282747
But the threads were finally starting to get good again. There was a fucking redemption arc building up here before this season finally. Wtf!

>> No.56282772

>>56282765
holding to the bitter end? Good luck

>> No.56282780

>>56282772
kek the end of what? the united states? stfu markov chain bot

>> No.56282790

>>56282780
end of your life

>> No.56282795

Chick is flying in tonight for a weekend of raw sex bros
We’re not even dating kek just said I wanted to see her and she booked tickets

>> No.56282812

>>56282795
Have fun. Unless she's Asian, then quit making more mutts.

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>>56282795

someone baking a new thread?

>> No.56282828

>>56282812
She’s Italian
Not sure how much better that is but

>> No.56282833

>>56282668
lol

>> No.56282834

>>56282812
B-b-but Asian girls are so fun and cute.

>> No.56282839

>>56282828
Eh as long as she's actually Italian and not one of the new Italians (and you're White) that's acceptable.

>> No.56282849

>>56282834
Yeah, it's very frustrating.

>> No.56282851

>>56282824

>>56282617
>>56282617
>>56282617

>> No.56282857

>>56282834
east asian girls are the best, they're feminine and make excellent cum receptacles

>> No.56282879

>>56282849
I think we all feel that way. If only reproducing with Asian girls didn't produce bitter little hapa muts that just end up leaving the world a worse place because they resent not being just one race.