/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56262276]

Barbussy Edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>56260523

[Anonymous No.56262288]

>>56262276
OIL SISSIES STOP PANIC SELLING!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56262295]

Utilities Bros make it stoppppp my XLU is getting raped

[Anonymous No.56262298]

Guys what if a stock goes into negative values?

[Anonymous No.56262299]

Inflation is a good thing

[Anonymous No.56262303]

>Jobs report Friday

[Anonymous No.56262305]

>>56259365
>altought 95% of all stocks suck, gains come from 1-2% of stocks that's why stock picking is hyper dumb.
Underrated post.

[Anonymous No.56262306]

Why is everyone shitting their pants again?

[Anonymous No.56262316]

>>56262255
There was a glass top on it but I broke it. It’s starting to smell because I’ve been knocking my bowl out into the crevices. Plus some of the siding is coming off because I like to play with it with my feet. It will be gone soon.

[Anonymous No.56262317]

I bought bear etf on the oil

[Anonymous No.56262320]

>>56262295
>XLU is getting raped
It's not technically rape if it's consensual.

[Anonymous No.56262323]

>>56262295
>he didn't listen
>he didn't learn
Anons were shilling SDP for weeks and yet nobody here bit. Interdasting

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262327]

Today was supposed to be the neon green pump day after the government shutdown was averted. Supposed to.

[Anonymous No.56262348]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262349]

>>56262316
i laughed, this was the best post in the whole last thread, and probably this thread too.

[Anonymous No.56262351]

>>56262327
Yes. I am quite pleased with this outcome of flat spy and mild green qqq following that.

[Anonymous No.56262353]

>buying O when 5% CDs exist

[Anonymous No.56262354]

>>56262327
When the market dumps on good news you know what comes next

[Anonymous No.56262362]

>>56262353
Absolutely buying more O tommorow

[Anonymous No.56262369]

>Check volume on spy and qqq
>below average

Yah, Im guessing the bottom is not yet in.

[Anonymous No.56262378]

>>56262306
Because >>56262327 is right. Today was supposed to be a neon green pump day after the shutdown was averted, but DXY and the BoJ had other ideas. The more BoJ keeps dumping US bonds to defend their currency, the worse things get with too many shitty old US bonds sitting on the market and jacking up the 10 year. Nobody wants shitty old 10 year bonds

[Anonymous No.56262380]

>>56262317
Was it a hedge on your bullish position?

[Anonymous No.56262386]

>>>56262123
Thanks anon, will do my research

[Anonymous No.56262387]

>>56262323
Why though? NEE got slaughtered today how did they knowwww

[Anonymous No.56262393]

>>56262369
3600 minimum on spx. With some pumps and dumps on the way down

[Anonymous No.56262407]

So far a called the crab but are we doing it all week? The most obvious play is to rug next Tuesday but I'm afraid they won't do what's obvious

[Anonymous No.56262416]

>>56262407
small cap index is down 1.5%
you candlewatching morons need to look at more than the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.56262417]

>>56262387
NEE makes me REE, dragging IDU through the dirt

[Anonymous No.56262420]

No Ding Ding poster today?
I did alright +$1900

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262423]

Someone make a bond ILETF so I can go all in.

[Anonymous No.56262428]

>>56262393
Spy 5000 by 2024

[Anonymous No.56262434]

>>56262387
Only thing I can tell you is the markets have changed and they've gotten much harder. Retail had a field day in 2021 but now the gloves are off. No more easy trades and no more "safety" trades. XLU is off the table as a place to hide. I don't know if the GME shitstorm pissed off the powers that be so now they think they have to teach everybody a lesson or if it was something else but there has been a shift in the market. I'd suggest short term treasuries for now

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262444]

>>56262393
>>56262428
The bottom is, has been, and always will be 1850.

[Anonymous No.56262445]

You have no idea how bullish I am

[Anonymous No.56262451]

>Government takes +50% from gross salary.
>VAT 5 - 23%
>Inflation 4 - 8%
What does the average yuropean goy get from their salary like 15-20%?

[Anonymous No.56262457]

>>56262428
Lol
>Treasury buys back bonds
>Pump to 4700
>Treasury emits new bonds
>Powell raises rates
>Dump back to 3600
>Treasury buys back bonds
>Pump to 4700
>Emits new bonds
>Powell raises rates
>Dump back to 3600
.
.
Until something breaks

[Anonymous No.56262470]

>>56262423
In the United States there's TBT, TMV and TTT.

[Anonymous No.56262473]

>>56262288
This but unironically. The beatings oil companies and utilities got today was wholly undeserved.

[Anonymous No.56262475]

Reminder that it is a mathematical certainty that we will be entering a recession in the very near future.

[Anonymous No.56262477]

>>56262451
20% would be lovely, but I only get niggers and bombings. Multiculturalism is great. Diversity is our greatest strength.

[Anonymous No.56262478]

Support/Resistance levels for tomorrow October 3 (3 October for filthy foreigners)

[Anonymous No.56262484]

>DXY new highs
>TLT new lows
>SPY unchanged
tomorrow will not be kind to bulls

[Anonymous No.56262492]

>>56262484
>DXY 107
Give us back our nigger slaves (in chains!) and the pain will stop.

[Anonymous No.56262501]

>>56262484
But all the newsman said DXY was reversal? How could this happen

[Anonymous No.56262508]

>>56262393
The pain does not end until the market is closed by a credit crisis.

Well, this kind of pain at least.

[Anonymous No.56262509]

>Equal weighted S&P closed down over 1% today
>Usual suspects FAGMAN stocks holding up this scam market
This is not going to end well for Mumus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262510]

>>56262475
we've been in recession ever since biden took office if you take the inflation out of the growth.

[Anonymous No.56262515]

>DXY just hit 107

Fucking hell it just won’t stop. The Golden Cross was real then. We may be green today and tomorrow, but stocks will fall with DXY’s continued climb

[Anonymous No.56262518]

>>56262416
I can't help that I'm a moron. If I wanted this treatment then I would talk to my mother.

Are we going to see a 10% correction on the spy in a single day? I mean within the next month

[Anonymous No.56262523]

>>56262362
GLHF budday

[Anonymous No.56262526]

>>56262416
You want to hear a joke?
The Russell!

Want to hear another joke?
What's the difference between the Russell and a pile of dog shit?
Nothing!

[Anonymous No.56262532]

This is the most bearish thing I've seen since March

[Anonymous No.56262538]

>>56261689
>he didn't sell at peak uranium hype
lmao I told you you might get rugged. Baggies when they have their highest expectations for the peak think the peak will come at a later date, when actually the peak of their peak expectations is the actual peak. Your bullishness and expectations for future growth marks the top.

[Anonymous No.56262541]

>>56262532
Bruv. No fucking way that's a screenshot from today.

[Anonymous No.56262549]

>>56262541
Anon, I..

[Anonymous No.56262560]

>>56262541
The numbers check out. A simple, conservative portfolio of 100% FNGU would've returned 3.88%.

[Anonymous No.56262565]

>>56262509
Yes, it's concentrated, but the indices might do fine regardless. I don't see it as a reason to be bearish.

[Anonymous No.56262567]

>>56262541
>not being all in on the S&P 7 while shorting the S&P 493
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.56262572]

>>56262549
It's real...

[Anonymous No.56262584]

>>56262567
Kek. AAPL is 7% of the S&P 500, but it can get worse. How long until it's 10%?

[Anonymous No.56262590]

>>56262584
>AAPL
I prefer to refer to it as the S&P 1 Index

[Anonymous No.56262591]

TTOO is 100% a scam right

[Anonymous No.56262600]

You will buy apple and nvda and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.56262607]

>>56262510
You and Ben Shapiro are the only good jews. What's your take on Ben's sister?

[Anonymous No.56262617]

I guess this really is the future.

[Anonymous No.56262622]

don't forget to congratulate GME baggies on their brand new 52 week low!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262623]

I saw that DFS did really well today. I don't like the looks of this. DFS is the preferred credit card of the inner city bipoc. This probably means we've entered what a period of economic contraction where the growth rate of the economy becomes negative. There's nothing to really worry about in the grand scheme of things, but it doesn't bode well for the short term because the jews who control the business media are going to convince all the boomers to sell everything and it really just allows people to get in cheap.

[Anonymous No.56262627]

>>56262515
Why does a big dxy make a small apple? Apple seems like it's inverse the dollar for some reason.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262634]

Imagine how bad it's going to be for the market when there's another budget crisis in just 30 days. Then another 15 days. Then 7 days. Then every other day. Then every day. Are you finally starting to get it now?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262635]

>>56262607
I guess she's cute, I dunno she's still a woman so I've never listened to a thing she's said or written and just have to go off of the images I've seen posted to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56262653]

Hooking is on the rise again.

[Anonymous No.56262659]

>>56262635
Yea I have no idea what her voice even sounds like nor do I care. Those milkers and that smile mhmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.56262662]

Imagine believing, unironically, that the US would ever have some sort of budget crisis or that the national debt would ever be an issue. Now imagine a world where those people aren't allowed to vote. Ah, to dream...

[Anonymous No.56262663]

>>56262627
Think about it. All else being equal if dollars pump 10% then you need 10% fewer dollars to make the same purchases, i.e. AAPL and every other stock goes down 10%
>>56262635
based

[Anonymous No.56262664]

>>56262634
There was no crisis. Budget was passed on time.

[Anonymous No.56262688]

nice, looks like stocks are going to continue going down this month

[Anonymous No.56262690]

>>56262664
>>56262634
Budget passed but what I'm wondering is usually the market rallied everytime the budget did not pass and there was a shut down. Does this mean there is no bullish rally now since both parties agreed to give more money to Ukraine despite the glaring problems at home?

[Anonymous No.56262694]

whats up with utilities?

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262697]

>>56262662
>>56262664
You're beginning to get scared, I can tell. Maybe you shouldn't have organized a soft coup against Trump and then crashed the economy. Oh well, live and learn!

[Anonymous No.56262703]

>>56262694
Hot winter

[Anonymous No.56262709]

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK6uruj2ab0

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262713]

>>56262690
It's a 45 day stopgap that they'll burn through in 30 because of the yield curve blowing out.

[Anonymous No.56262718]

>>56262694
Overvalued.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262721]

>>56262690
There was no money for the ukraine in the deal, just Israel.

[Anonymous No.56262723]

>>56262694
Too many ESG companies were added to the index for (((reasons))) and right at the top people realized "alternative" energy sources are a scam. Expect more pain

[Anonymous No.56262743]

>>56262697
What the absolute fuck are you talking about faggot? Please for fuck's sake go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56262750]

>>56262662
There's no need to imagine. We can look at Africa to see what happens in your dream.

[Anonymous No.56262757]

today i made money
and even did alright
but it can't continue
here's my final goodnight

[Anonymous No.56262766]

>>56262757
gettin kinda dark there poem anon. you good?

[Anonymous No.56262779]

>>56262757
Can I have your stuff

[Anonymous No.56262788]

>>56262757

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262790]

>>56262743
This ends with the FBI and DHS getting shipped off to Guantanamo Bay. You overthrew American democracy, you collapsed the economy, and now you will have to face the backlash. You were warned.

[Anonymous No.56262802]

>>56262697
Imagine still backing jew-cum-guzzling boomer fuck

[Anonymous No.56262809]

Rice cooker clicked. House is filled with the warm essence of rice flavored steam.

[Anonymous No.56262815]

>>56262766
This is an old rerun. There's even an NFT version if you want it
But: No, not really
>>56262779
No it will go to my dumbass siblings I guess, or maybe my parents who are also dumbasses. Whatever the state of Washington decides, idk and idc
I have too many financial accounts, at least one of them is bound to be missed and go unclaimed, then compound to infinity over the next 1000 years

[Anonymous No.56262819]

>>56262607
>Ben Shapiro
Kys

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262822]

>>56262790
I can't wait until Trump names Taylor Swift as his VP pick and they go on a new era revenge tour with a super majority in both the house and senate because all the single white women left the democrat party to vote for Taylor Swift.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56262828]

>>56262802
K, remember that thought in Gitmo.

[Anonymous No.56262835]

>>56262757
No!

[Anonymous No.56262842]

Why is Taylor Swift so popular right now?

[Anonymous No.56262846]

>>56262607
>Ben Shapiro
> good jews.
I'll have whatever drug you're on.

[Anonymous No.56262853]

>>56262819
I'd rather not but I guess I see your point.

[Anonymous No.56262864]

>>56262842
>Right now
Really? But also, that's just what a multi-billion dollar marketing scheme can do. She seems like a relentless cunt.

[Anonymous No.56262866]

>>56262822
Taylor swift is talked about on the news more than any one person

[Anonymous No.56262880]

>>56262723
shorting FSLR tomorrow.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262881]

>>56262842
She's the thing still propping up the economy. If it weren't for her we would be in a recession.

[Anonymous No.56262892]

>>56262881
I know you're shitposting, but I think I saw an article that said something like that.

[Anonymous No.56262899]

>>56262853
>I'd rather not
I'd rather you did.

[Anonymous No.56262905]

>>56262842
We're enjoying her last attractive months as the walling becomes increasingly obvious. Like the last leaves of autumn.

[Anonymous No.56262911]

>>56262892
I've seen like three and I'm tired of hearing about it. That's more bullshit than "muh resilient consumer."
No faggot obviously there's a more fundamental aspect of reality that she's realizing.

[Anonymous No.56262916]

>>56262899
Checked :(

[Anonymous No.56262926]

>>56262842
Imagine if you were at a food court in a mall. To your right, there's a franchise burger joint you've been to a few times before. In the rest of the food court, there's such an absolute shitshow that the vegetarians are eating the mall's display plants instead of going near those other places.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56262927]

>>56262905
Can't she afford the aborted fetuses to prevent her wallening?

[Anonymous No.56262929]

>>56262842
I'm the first 1 that pointed out that GMA talks about her everyday. Do t steal my fucking thunder

[Anonymous No.56262932]

The roman empire started to collapse for sure around 100 AD, the next civilization bullrun started maybe around 1100 AD when organized states could make standing armies for long distance warfare. It took about 700 years until the early mid 1800s for faraday and maxwell to realize newtons discoveries, arguably there was a period of 150 years of bullrun where most people could truly capitalize on this technology, I place around 911 when the door was closed, you don't see any real oligarchs being made in tech past 911, VC insiders don't count its an insider game and they're just stealing from each other biz crypto degens with bigger numbers. I predict 2008 was our post caesar moment, so add about 1000 years minimum, maybe around 3100 AD we hit bottom. Add about 500 years for intelligence curve shifting to the right again for another newton to be born to quantify past discovery, so 3600 AD, add 250 years for peak science findings, maybe 3900 to 4000 AD. Next collapse will be around 4300 AD. Romans peaked with steam engine theory, we peaked with fusion energy theory. We will probably get fusion energy reactors in our next peak. So try to get in around 3800 AD as a small business owner to be the next cycle's klaus schwab.

[Anonymous No.56262933]

Also fuck being banned for "racism" I missed out on way too much bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56262935]

>>56262911
Wait are you saying she's some kind of demiurge sewing together reality?

[Anonymous No.56262943]

>>56256540
Ukraine was a nation and their government *at least nominally* supported Ukrainian nationalism. The US is not a nation (and we've had the President point this out repeatedly) we're effectively an international economic zone. Our own government calls the majority population terrorists just for supporting their own religion. These are boomer "MAGA" conservatives who don't even acknowledge most of the racial stuff we do, that's a total nono.

On top of that the government doesn't even have the monopoly on violence in most cities (which actually does disqualify us from being called a country but there's enough social inertia we're still recognized as one of course.) Even if they wanted to do conscription they have a slim chance of success with the way things are configured now.

All of this anti-nationalist propaganda is even more extreme in schools. The way the official propaganda absolutely shits on young men (especially capable White young men) is insane. The effect this has on the young people is of course predictable and just as extreme: <18% think the US is even worth contributing to much less worth dying for. If there were any serious stress on the public (like a draft) that would be the end of the country, even in the nominal sense we have one now.

You've still got your mind in the early 20th century mode where we had a nation with above replacement birth rates. That's the only way you can have a "total war" like we did in the World Wars. When that started to come apart in the 70s we stopped being able to fight real wars. Instead the best we could do was bring in immigrants to fight these grinding pointless messes in the Middle East and we've run out of steam for even that now.

This is what a late stage empire looks like. It's absolutely not unusual for them to attack their younger population this way, conscript foreign nations to fight for them (further disenfranchising the core population) and then blow up from infighting.

[Anonymous No.56262944]

>>56262932
>The roman empire
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.56262945]

I will be making a downpayment in 6 months, 8 tops, that is a certainty
I have 10% of my portfolio in NASDAQ
today I started to accumulate some USD, instead of investing it in something like I always do
its flexible savings account, 5%, so it should give me like 2% over the course of 7 months considering how I'll keep adding more

if I'm going to liq everything I have for downpayment in 7 months, which is better
>nasdaq blue chip
or
>basic ass savings account
today for example I read a brief thread summarising how GS (?) expects big tech to rally soon, after the financials, so why not further invest in Amazon?

I really dislike low risk moves if you couldnt tell but since this is considerable amount of money I want to do this right

[Anonymous No.56262951]

>>56262927
Only so much she can do before inevitably being forced to take the bogpill.

[Anonymous No.56262952]

>>56262935
>he hasn't figured out how media is used to get people to think in certain ways
You need to lurk a shitload more.

[Anonymous No.56262962]

I like her early stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkD20ajVxnY

[Anonymous No.56262976]

Today a coworker told me he has never invested but he really really wants to start and quick. When I told him that maybe he should wait a little bit, he replied that he just wants to buy as soon as possible. I don't often think small inconsequential things like discussions with randoms are necessarily contrarian indicators, but that kind of FOMO and bullishness from somebody who has never bought a single share took me by surprise.

[Anonymous No.56262979]

>>56262952
I know who Edward Bernays is, you snarky ass. I remember the Maine, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.56262986]

>>56262475
Sis, we have been in a recession for over a year now already.

[Anonymous No.56262992]

>>56262880
Excellent choice

[Anonymous No.56263003]

>>56262986
Which is why it unironically WILL be different this time and bears will be left screeching again

[Anonymous No.56263007]

>>56262926
What

[Anonymous No.56263010]

>mfw I just realised that because I'm up +413% YTD I'm gonna have to pay about as much in capital gain taxes as my initial deposit

[Anonymous No.56263013]

>>56262992
kind of insane how bloated that stock is in this market

[Anonymous No.56263019]

>>56262694
Utilities only make sense as defensives when interest rates are low. Basically any bond will shit over any utility until FFR is back below 2

[Anonymous No.56263021]

>>56262944
>t. greek we wuz

[Anonymous No.56263026]

>>56262976
That is really bizarre. Thank you for sharing, anon.

[Anonymous No.56263027]

>>56262979
Then you would know T-swift is the femcel roastoid kween for anyone that doesn't like black people same way beyonce is the same thing for anyone that doesn't like white people. It's her entire schtick and she gets trotted out all the time because she's one of the better looking dancing monkeys to distract and coerce with. Just knowing who people were or about an event doesn't mean you can effectively detect when marketing is a manifesto disguised as propaganda.

[Anonymous No.56263032]

>>56262944
>he doesn't think about muh roads daily

[Anonymous No.56263034]

>>56262976
>he replied that he just wants to buy as soon as possible
Well i guess he has to learn the hard way.

[Anonymous No.56263036]

>>56262316
i hope your wife buys this garbage with her money and not yours

[Anonymous No.56263045]

>>56262979
Ah, but can you remember why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Anonymous No.56263054]

>>56263045
Anon, I even know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[Anonymous No.56263062]

>>56263026
yeah he said he's always been interested and has read finance related news and people for five (or was it fifteen?) years yet hasn't ever dared to enter the market. But for some reason he's starting to feel immense FOMO now of all times. I just told him to give it a few months and see where we're going from here, but his response was that he just wants to park some money in "certain" stocks ASAP. He mentioned Tesla and how he'd calculated that had he invested $1k into it at some point it could have been worth $15k at some other point, and he namedropped two Finnish stocks (I'm Finnish).

[Anonymous No.56263080]

>taylor swift
why does she pretend to be a teenager? she's a fucking millenial boomer

[Anonymous No.56263093]

>>56263080
I don't blame her, I'm 30 and I still feel like a retarded teenager most of the time desu

[Anonymous No.56263094]

>>56262932
We're not even in the empire yet. We're in the late republic a while after the fall of Carthage. Not that it matters since getting in early by a couple hundred years is no problem if you're an immortal, so 3800AD is still good enough timing.

>>56263007
What this all really means is Taylor Swift is like a popular burger franchise, the rest of the entertainment industry deserves to be burned to the ground, and you, anon, should just stick with today's special if you ever go to Yoshinoya.

[Anonymous No.56263105]

I AM THE RECESSION

[Anonymous No.56263130]

>>56262567
What the fuck how is this a strong and resilient market?

[Anonymous No.56263140]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56263145]

>>56263130
people are just fleeing to quality/megacaps. Small and midcaps aren't doing so hot.

[Anonymous No.56263170]

>>56263130
The rank and file always go down first. And while the generals fall last, they do fall. Just a matter of time

[Anonymous No.56263210]

We see the SPX at 4280 by Friday at the latest. Cap this. I'll be grilling Mumu steaks come Saturday
>me on the right

[Anonymous No.56263212]

>>56262976
>I told him that maybe he should wait a little bit
stop giving bad advice retard

[Anonymous No.56263214]

I think the company I work for is getting acquired. Is there some place on edgar I could check to see if it is true? It's privately held BTW.

[Anonymous No.56263218]

>>56263094
>we're not in empire yet
post ww1 america was already empire and the technology is accelerating timelines this time so you are wrong and I should probably move dates around myself

[Anonymous No.56263220]

>presents

[Anonymous No.56263239]

>distant futures

[Anonymous No.56263254]

>>56262634
it's called election season anon.

[Anonymous No.56263269]

>>56262532
>>56262567
During the 2021 bubble I remember reading someone in the industry say that big tech is essentially a proxy for bonds due to their reliability and liquidity and this is a flight to safety.

[Anonymous No.56263279]

When I was soaking the beans last night I sure wasn't expecting how much poorer I would be today. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.56263281]

>sup niggas, it's ya boi J-P
>no cap, October is economic education awareness month
>check this latest drip, senpai: https://youtube.com/shorts/i55n1MJYwEk?feature=shared
...
...
...
>if only you knew how cap it really is

[Anonymous No.56263283]

>>56263269
This does not comfort me at all anon

[Anonymous No.56263284]

>>56262757
Get help poem anon

[Anonymous No.56263288]

>>56263269
>Tech 0% funding money laundering scam that barely breaks profits
>as good as Bonds
Ah yes the brain of "fund" managers after 15 years of quasi 0% and qe

[Anonymous No.56263290]

>>56262842
She's a wholesome talented white woman making music that's safe to play in the car while taking your kids to soccer practice.

[Anonymous No.56263300]

>>56263279
>soaking the beans
this sounds like a euphemism for something degenerate

[Anonymous No.56263308]

>>56263284
I did I ordered a book

[Anonymous No.56263316]

>>56263290
I didn't know eminem had a new album out. Sounds like a fresh new creative direction too. Interdasting

[Anonymous No.56263325]

>>56262276
Icahn is eating shit

[Anonymous No.56263333]

>>56262842
because i love white women legs

[Anonymous No.56263335]

>>56263300
what is degenerate comes after. I cook them in a slow cooker which doesn't reach the temperature required to destroy the phytohaemagglutinin so I am slowly poisoning myself to death.

[Anonymous No.56263336]

>>56263300
>fucking bobet coomer post is making me want to break no fap october and it's only day 2
Don't complain about degenerate behavior when you are posting shit that reminds me of sexy nigger bitches and their chocolocious bodies. All I want to do is save up money for a talking AI waifu headseat for my car so I can pretend like I'm fucking Ryan Gosling when I'm riding around town alone looking cool in my head while my Japanese seat waifu agrees.

[Anonymous No.56263351]

>>56263335
>I am slowly poisoning myself to death
I'M NOT JEALOUS I'M NOT JEALOUS I'M NOT JEALOUS I'M NOT JEALOUS

[Anonymous No.56263366]

>>56262842
how many fucking times do I have to tell you retards that the Taylor posters are CIA

[Anonymous No.56263367]

>>56263336
>tfw no car gf

[Anonymous No.56263368]

>>56263333
checked and same
my wife just bought picrel to wear around the house for spookytimes. gonna watch horror movies and get my dick sucked. maybe eat some twix.
(walmart of course shows a melanated individual in the product photo but imagine a 5'8 brunette/blue eyes white woman)

[Anonymous No.56263375]

>>56263325
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.56263385]

>>56263368
Based and stock(ing)pilled

[Anonymous No.56263387]

>>56263367
Dude trust me this shit is going to make so much money once I figure out how to build it. No more lonely car rides for me and possibly being able to sneak into the HOV lane every once and a while and dodge traffic.

[Anonymous No.56263422]

>>56262299
https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/01/economy/inflation-good-bad-winners-losers/index.html
faggot

[Anonymous No.56263479]

>>56263387
the fine for traveling in an HOV alone is worth the time savings.

[Anonymous No.56263493]

>>56262694
Utilities are rate sensitive. Rates up = utes down
Simple as

[Anonymous No.56263496]

>anon was down 5%
>he told me cash gang was even worse to be in right now
1 800 stop coping with the fact you made a bad trade, faggot.

[Anonymous No.56263514]

My calls are all underwater
Do I sell them now or do I wait for the Higher low to sell them

[Anonymous No.56263518]

Electricity is a scam

[Anonymous No.56263522]

>>56263518
Is steam a scam?

[Anonymous No.56263538]

>>56263422
So do we just pay $1 trillion for a hamburger in the year 3000 or do we eventually get to a point where we "reverse split" the currency and say "delete 8 zeros from everything"?

[Anonymous No.56263552]

>>56263518
the electrical jews will not finish the fusion research project launching us into the energy revolution where its free and limitless

[Anonymous No.56263589]

>>56263514
Bro according to your own chart it should be going up. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.56263596]

>>56263522
Not always

[Anonymous No.56263599]

I don't want to check yields, do I?

[Anonymous No.56263611]

>>56263596
Reported, hidden, closed my eyes

This is a Christian manga

[Anonymous No.56263613]

>futures
gonna be sore tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56263630]

Another day. Almost had a heart attack. Seen my E-trade statement. It said 100% loss! After my heart had stopped beating fast and I thought about it some I remembered it was due to further integration/duty switching with morgan stanley. Also I put in a request for fiber from my ISP. Getting a 1100% fatter internet pipe than what I got currently for only $10 more a month. The upload speed is insanely faster to. P.S - My credit score went up to.

[Anonymous No.56263631]

>>56263599
Anon, I..

[Anonymous No.56263632]

>>56263538
that depends. take a bill out of your pocket and look at it.
does it say "denarius" on it? no.
how about joachimsthaler? nope, not even that.

[Anonymous No.56263636]

>>56263599
Always check yields
They are beautiful

[Anonymous No.56263652]

>>56263632
>denarius
>an ancient Roman silver coin, originally worth ten asses
WTF I love Roman currency now.

[Anonymous No.56263663]

>>56263552
George Westinghouse was a top down white guy.

[Anonymous No.56263662]

>>56263333
Checked for basicity.

[Anonymous No.56263665]

KO is a short. Fuck you boomer.

[Anonymous No.56263686]

I've finally done my list of slurp zones for futures. The ones that say "current" is for when the current price is close to entering the slurp zone. Wheat was in the slurp zone yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56263691]

>>56263611
Thanks anon. I don't know what came over me

[Anonymous No.56263702]

im mostly cash and trying tiny plays. the market is too turbulent

[Anonymous No.56263724]

>>56263665
Yeah, feels like it fizzed out

[Anonymous No.56263733]

It's over. No one will ever drink Coke again.

[Anonymous No.56263752]

>>56263733
I'll probably get a KO zero when I go get dinner later...

[Anonymous No.56263756]

>>56262567
>tanglible things like Energy, Utilities, Real Estate, Healthcare, Materials fucking red.
>Absolute vaporware and AI shits green.
Really makes you think, can't wait to survive eating VR Bananas.

[Anonymous No.56263758]

>>56263752
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.56263774]

>>56263733
Why? Is one of the key ingredients cancerous or something? That would be devastating for the brand because I was taught in college economics the consumer is always rational.

[Anonymous No.56263786]

>>56263774
I don't drink coke because it's bad for you but also because they overtly hate white people

[Anonymous No.56263790]

Can I get a quick rundown on TTOO?

[Anonymous No.56263807]

>KO is shitting
>people are somehow not openly panicking
The music is starting to slow and everyone still thinks it's the lull until the next song.

[Anonymous No.56263811]

>>56263733
buy the dip. as long as food stamps exist KO will thrive.

[Anonymous No.56263812]

>>56263686
Optimistic on gold, onions I think had more downward potential. Rest looks good

[Anonymous No.56263813]

>>56263790
It is a biopenny

[Anonymous No.56263839]

>>56263214
If it's privately held, you probably can't do shit. The acquisition might be announced by the acquirer if they're publicly traded though.

[Anonymous No.56263842]

>>56263786
I'm still waiting for the one CEO who doesn't get that the gay ESG scores are forced on the consumer and not himself and posts a Twitter video of himself holding hands with the gay intern to get a better ESG score. This shit would actually be funny if CEOs were the only ones forced to do this dumb gay diversity shit in their lives. You know there are definitely more than a handful that would blow a guy for more money, *cough, cough* Zuckerberg and Bezos *cough, cough*

[Anonymous No.56263846]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56263852]

Give me a good stock tip.

[Anonymous No.56263861]

>>56263812
Gold is hard to estimate because it's much less stable, it looks like historical lows won't foreseeably be revisited. But the way I see it gold now is just expensive, regardless of what's going to happen, I definitely wouldn't buy over $1500.

[Anonymous No.56263867]

>>56263861
>1980
Spooky.

[Anonymous No.56263879]

>>56263861
Shorting gold is crowded trade, you might wait for a bit, but agree, around 1500 it starts to get interesting depending on what the dollar and yields do until then

[Anonymous No.56263889]

>>56263839
Damn. The only stuff I got off edgar was holdings reports. Apparently costco owns 5000 shares in some retirement fund.

[Anonymous No.56263899]

>>56263852
I'll give you a book of 'em! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

[Anonymous No.56263901]

I want to back in time and short that green candle this morning on spy. That could’ve been a $2k bagger on 0dte puts

[Anonymous No.56263916]

>>56263879
I wouldn't short any of those things, shorting commodities is mad given how much those things can pump (like lumber in 2021 for instance), gold could be at 2500 within a couple of years for all I know. I just like to slurp commodities when prices are getting objectively low, it feels safer, like there should be some resistance against moving too far down.

[Anonymous No.56263917]

>Yen futures

[Anonymous No.56263923]

why is silver such absolute shit that it always dumps for every single reason. not opinionated just curious

[Anonymous No.56263932]

>>56263724
kek

[Anonymous No.56263954]

>>56263923
Everyone is dumping precious metals (and utilities and anything else that's zero or low yield) because Jap capital flight is driving treasury yields to the moon.

A 0% shiny rock inflation hedge isn't so bad when treasuries are 1%, but when treasuries fetch 5%, well, it starts to cost you.

[Anonymous No.56263957]

>>56263923
Silver is heavily manipulated. Ask JP Morgan about it.

[Anonymous No.56263963]

>>56262976
Your coworker is the first wave.
>First wave of losers. People who has taken some notions of economy by reading shit on tshirts like "buy when others are fearful" by Bernie Sanders or Warren Ecclestone. They'll hear bells of recession and see some tickers in the red and there they'll go without any kind of general audit or analysis on the company.
It will keep dipping, and they'll accept their loses and sell.
>That is where we buy.
LOSES CHASERS and FOMO NIGGERS ALL THE WAY BABY.

[Anonymous No.56263968]

>>56263596
I appreciate the eastern european energy of this photograph.
>>56263599
You will look at them and you will accept the absolute state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.56263990]

>>56263514

[Anonymous No.56263991]

need

[Anonymous No.56263999]

>>56263630
Isn't fidelity going bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.56264008]

>>56263999
You're thinking of Schwab.

[Anonymous No.56264009]

>>56263968
>>56263596
>>56263611
W-w-wait, what was posted here?

[Anonymous No.56264012]

>>56262945
>7 months from now
>Nasdaq down 60%
>economy is in recession
>housing prices drop as people are forced to sell
>You still cant afford a down payment

[Anonymous No.56264025]

>>56264008
My neighbor works for fidelity and I told him to buy hood stock. We don't really talked much anymore.

[Anonymous No.56264026]

>>56263923
Rocks good for 5-10% portfolio allocation at most, purchased when they're as cheap as possible in bulk and preferably after serious economic fuckery so you get them at a huge discount rather than getting your asshole resized three numbers bigger paying way more than what it's worth even before you get into premiums. Keep in mind that when I say "what gold is worth" I mean what the markets agree it's worth which is the current spot price, gold is in actuality worth about 15-20k per ounce and silver is worth about 200-250$ an ounce. Their spot prices are much lower than those numbers because precious metals spot pricing is one of the most heavily manipulated financial instruments on the planet for a lot of reasons but mostly because it keeps paper worth enough to use over rocks which makes life easier for everyone, absent the times when the places printing the paper are doing it as an act of aggression rather than necessity or prudence.

Buy some certainly, it's just unwise to expect profits ever unless it's the end of the world or they find out you can freebase gold and silver like crack.

[Anonymous No.56264034]

>>56264009
You gotta check the archive fren

[Anonymous No.56264037]

>>56264025
You may as well have gone to compton and crip-walked in front of a blood. As for who's going under, wells fucking fargo ain't looking so hot.

[Anonymous No.56264046]

>>56264009
A pair of lewd ladies in a sauna, but no tatas or pusy so I'd say technically the janny was overreacting and should have his pay docked.

[Anonymous No.56264057]

>>56264037
WFC's not hot, but I'd say BAC and C are the weaker gazelles bleeding out on the savanna.

[Anonymous No.56264075]

Love you /smiggers/, fucking fags.
Sharkfin still in play.
Whats the vix bish doin?
https://youtu.be/3sO-Y1Zbft4?si=tb6EPGnMV2IWldYo

[Anonymous No.56264077]

>>56264046
jannies are the worst

[Anonymous No.56264079]

>>56263589
It goes the other way and my chart is wrong

[Anonymous No.56264110]

>>56264037

[Anonymous No.56264141]

You're going to slurp right?

NEXT NEXT NEXT
>>56261160

>>56261160

>>56261160

[Anonymous No.56264146]

>>56264057
I would agree with this for C but not for BAC unless they're the calf chosen for slaughter. WFC is in a world of hurt but does have a slim chance at pulling through far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.56264148]

>>56263990
Well I'm convinced.

[Anonymous No.56264151]

>>56264075
>Whats the vix bish doin?
Simple. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.56264154]

>>56264141
I consider it fairly valued at 5 dollars

[Anonymous No.56264156]

>>56262298
the broker charges you quarterly fees to continue holding it.

[Anonymous No.56264161]

>>56264151
Part 2.

[Anonymous No.56264167]

Retard here.

I have $200k liquid, can I just put this in like FCF and enjoy ~11% dividends? Why not do this???

[Anonymous No.56264170]

>>56264141
Not after it breaks that kind of support level. That'd be retarded.

[Anonymous No.56264179]

>>56264167
>FCF
What the fuck is this referring to? Because FCF isn't yielding 11%.

[Anonymous No.56264219]

>>56264179
Forgive me for my ignorance, FCF ETF apparently has like an 11% yield? I guess it's international so taxes may fuck me?

[Anonymous No.56264234]

new bobo just dropped

[Anonymous No.56264259]

>>56263686
I think you're unreasonably bearish on precious metals and PGMs

[Anonymous No.56264263]

>>56264110
>Is called Wells Fargo
>Doesn't do well
>Doesn't go far
???

[Anonymous No.56264265]

Memes aside, where does the selling pressure for GME come from when (Reddit + Ryan Cohen) own like 80% of the float and the official short interest is like 20%? Is it mostly just baggies selling to pay their bills due to high inflation?

[Anonymous No.56264274]

>>56264110
Holy shit it's real. They're really starting to jump from the rooftops now.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12577517/Wells-Fargo-executive-46-jumped-death-banks-Delaware-offices-leaving-shocked-family-searching-answers.html

[Anonymous No.56264276]

>>56264265
Is anybody buying?

[Anonymous No.56264288]

>>56264234
I like it

[Anonymous No.56264287]

>>56264219
FCF, if it's not referring to the regional bank ticker, usually means "free cash flow" which is a metric calculated for businesses and used to filter their stocks on (think AAPL, which prints money with every iPhone sale - they have a lot of free cash flow and score high on that metric).

So an FCF ETF may select companies that score well on free cash flow and perform well. Hell, it might even beat the market and had its shares grow in value 11% over the past year. But it'd be very weird for one of those to pay out 11% in dividends, unless we're talking non-US currency.

[Anonymous No.56264292]

>>56264276
I'm led to believe that the cultists are buying and DRSing with every paycheck. If nobody buys and nobody sells then it should crab.

[Anonymous No.56264296]

>>56264161
You are not wrong, good sir. Shit does change though from time to time. These next 3 months and follow through are beyond critical. Need to keep an eye on the Feds real hand as well over the frozen months.
See you at the bttm in 2?
https://youtu.be/_y3LmIEgWKU?si=u2OKTYyNDAx_Vuan

[Anonymous No.56264298]

>>56264263
Well it's certainly "go" ing. To zero!

[Anonymous No.56264323]

>>56264151
>just buy VXX bro in backwardation brooo, it will outperform spot VIX which you can't even trade
wtf am I reading, this guy has no idea what he's talking about lmao

[Anonymous No.56264333]

>>56264259
It's just that they're all quite high compared to years ago. I'm not saying they'll be cheap again, just that they won't be historically cheap again until they get to those ranges

[Anonymous No.56264358]

>>56264292
Real disposable income is in decline and cultists telling you they are buying usually want you or somebody else to buy. SL are your friends, TP too

[Anonymous No.56264412]

Odds - Stay sober, go to bed early, hit the gym in the morning, clean my room
Evens - Get drunk, order goyslop on DoorDash, drunkpost in the Slack, oversleep standup, and go to work hungover

[Anonymous No.56264417]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.56264419]

>>56264323
Does the ticker matter? I was just talking basic bitch vix concept. There are many ways to play the vix but many sleep on it when it comes to shit just breaking. Thats all i was getting at. Arbitrage and hedge, isn't that the game?

[Anonymous No.56264423]

>>56264412
It's over.

[Anonymous No.56264426]

>>56264412
rip
also rolling

[Anonymous No.56264434]

>>56264426
fuk

[Anonymous No.56264439]

Rolling

[Anonymous No.56264440]

>>56262288
I told you all it was priced in, enjoy my bags.

[Anonymous No.56264447]

>>56264323
Agreed this dude is gonna get himself and his followers rekt. Using M1 and M3 VIX futures contango as a naive signal to go long vol is babby's first vol ratio strategy and is a good learning experience for what not to do. This is why I ignore 99% of volatility twitter. It's blind leading the blind horseshit

[Anonymous No.56264449]

>>56264333
Checked trips of truth
>>56264412
Get a good buzz going and still order the food, don't drunkpost in the slack and instead take a shower and get dressed for standup, then go home and take a shower and a nap before work. That way you get to have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.56264450]

>>56264333
checked and reasonable way of thinking about it

[Anonymous No.56264453]

>>56264419
Depending on how it is played matters a lot. VX1 isn't VX3 isnt uvx isn't vxx. Different liquidity, different bid/ask, different prices, different traders.

[Anonymous No.56264465]

>>56264412

[Anonymous No.56264466]

>>56264423
>>56264434
>>56264412
Lets make this a fucking party boys.
https://youtu.be/GcvSJudQbVs?si=maCWdQlqHJBzmpeu

[Anonymous No.56264487]

>>56264419
The time to go long VIX is when it's spiking to the 85th to 95th percentile. Anything less and you're more likely to go long just as it crashes back down. Your best bet is do careful backtesting before trying a long vol ETN strategy. Maybe consider getting your feet wet with VIXM before graduating to VXX. If you're using VIX futures then all the better, go long no less than the 4th expiration month until you git gud

[Anonymous No.56264497]

>>56264453
Not wrong. That just seems so messy. Its easy to make money on a confused populace.

[Anonymous No.56264500]

>>56264447
>contango
Meant to say backwardation

[Anonymous No.56264521]

>>56264419
You won't ever make a dime if you long VXX when it's in backwardation (aka buying the absolute top before the endless exponential slide resumes) like the retard in the picture says you should. In fact you'll have a hard time making any money by longing VXX.

>>56264447
The crazy thing is that he's not saying to long volatility when contango is maxed, which is basically shorting the top of equities except VIX contango is still fucking you over if you're wrong about a volatility spike coming, he's saying to long VXX in VIX backwardation to profit from backwardation, in other words it's like shorting the bottom of an equity dip, because he thinks that you'll benefit from backwardation, which you would but only if VIX wasn't about to drop as it usually does pretty quickly when it's in backwardation, which is why it's in backwardation when it's high because no one expects high VIX to last. But yeah most people who talk about volatility are very confused.

[Anonymous No.56264527]

>>56263917
USDJPY close to hitting 150

[Anonymous No.56264532]

what stocks do i buy for the coming emergency alert?

[Anonymous No.56264548]

>>56264532
is it an amber alert?
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.56264552]

>>56264521
Yeah I mistyped. I wrote contango when I meant backwardation. As you said he's saying long VXX when M1 and M3 go into backwardation which is fucking ludicrous. You can back test that to death and it only loses money. Not even taking into account VIX futures are a moving target so at best you should be computing the 30 and 90 constant maturity or actually doing it right and basing your ratios off of cash VIX instead. There's so much wrong with the original tweet I can't even type right

[Anonymous No.56264566]

>>56264532
Whatever helps you feel comfy

[Anonymous No.56264577]

>>56264548
surely you've seen SOME sort of news about the presidential alert happening on wednesday? i can't stop hearing about it.

>>56264566
no stock makes me feel comfy because i'm never 100% on my picks

[Anonymous No.56264582]

>invest in dividend companies
>literally never lose
ez

[Anonymous No.56264589]

>>56264582
it does feel nice

[Anonymous No.56264593]

>>56264577
>Presidential alert
That's some Orwellian dystopia. Block the number

[Anonymous No.56264597]

>>56264582
>>56264589
thats nonsense
if it crashes, then everything crashes

[Anonymous No.56264619]

>>56264597
my divvies will never crash

[Anonymous No.56264655]

Will this finally be the moment bears realize they're wrong?

[Anonymous No.56264661]

>>56264577
>surely you've seen SOME sort of news about the presidential alert happening on wednesday?
what's that supposed to be? some climate bullshit?

[Anonymous No.56264676]

>>56264274
granted the suicide was from january but considering that a bunch of bank collapses happened a few months later he probably knew something. expect wells fargo to be dead by 2025 max.

[Anonymous No.56264690]

Realty income will NEVER cut their dividend. In fact, they will continue to increase it

[Anonymous No.56264715]

>>56264593
Trump got to test the same system during his term. There were many a meme about it.

[Anonymous No.56264721]

>>56264690
>Divvy hiked 3%
>Inflation eats away 4%
Heh, nothing personnel, boomer.

[Anonymous No.56264752]

>>56264655
nope

[Anonymous No.56264754]

>>56264715
Just saw it. Was curious how many would call it "Orwellian". Presidential alert orweallian leads to articles from 2018, non from 2023. That's Orwellian

[Anonymous No.56264765]

What's the point of dividends earning you a couple percent a year when you can just make that much in like 30 minutes with commodities futures

[Anonymous No.56264768]

Whats our next support below 4200? I wanna say its 415 and change

[Anonymous No.56264772]

Guys I figured it out. I'm going to paper trade multiple systems simultaneously until one reaches a 50% drawdown then I'm going to "buy the dip" with real money. I'll rotate all the systems in and out as each reaches the paper drawdown and I reap the buy the dip gains to rotate into the next one. I am a genius
>pic related my future equity curve

[Anonymous No.56264778]

>>56264768
Uh you mean 4150 right?

[Anonymous No.56264784]

>>56263861
i remember my dad buying a shit ton of gold in the 80s or 90s at 300 bucks an ounce, that kike better leave me my share

[Anonymous No.56264794]

>>56264768
its the retard-to normie-to high IQ bell curve, the idiots and the smart people defy orders, the normie cattle comply

[Anonymous No.56264800]

>>56264768
3600

[Glowie No.56264805]

kek, oil baggies
pay your taxes

[Anonymous No.56264809]

>>56264794
This played out during the scamdemic. Statistics show the least likely to get the clot shot were people with less than a high school education. Second least likely? People with graduate degrees. The best memes have more than a kernel of truth

[Anonymous No.56264812]

>>56264721
I’m fine wit that

[Anonymous No.56264824]

>>56264821
>>56264821
>>56264821

[Anonymous No.56264825]

>>56264768
1888 on quarterly long term

[Anonymous No.56264829]

>>56264778
>415
>On the SPX
Buy. The. Dip.

[Anonymous No.56264844]

>>56264167
what exchange did you get that ticker? FCF on NYSE is first commonwealth financial corporation, forward yield 4.10%

[Anonymous No.56264853]

Why is there a /GME/?

[Anonymous No.56264980]

>>56263807
They had to pay king boomer a fat divy checky for shilling them so nicely. The stock is shit anyway. They have a 23x earnings and a 3% divy. Why the fuck would you buy this instead of a bond with almost 5% yield. This shouldn't be confusing.