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>mom thought it was garbage and threw my cardboard box full of stuff away
>my keys were in it
>didn't notice it gone until now
>was thrown weeks ago
>lost access to 78 ETH
Hows your day lads? Me? Im thinking of suicide.

>> No.56248187

>>56248183
I mean i consider suicide and my brain goes into destruction mode when i lose notes of my thought or tabs that i have open so i cant imagine that, life sucks as a data hoarder, my brains mush, fuck your thread i broke its hymen

>> No.56248193
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56248193

>>56248183
This is why you keep your crypto on a cex.
Not your keys, not your problem.

>> No.56248199
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56248199

>>56248183
i don't get it. When you retards willl learn that best way to storage is writing your seed by pen on 2 seperate papers. One you paper storage in your wallet and one in safe place. That's it. You don't need some special s.o.y equipment for as hardwallet.

>tf someone who is using this method and never had problem with: loosing acces to account, never hacked

>> No.56248202

Just email the exchange that you lost ur keys and try to recover it

>> No.56248207

>>56248202
They dont have the keys. Only I did.

>> No.56248216

>>56248207
Open your google account where you backed up your keys in Google drive, no?

>> No.56248233

>>56248183
My days not much better, but don't you have the wallet open on your cell phone? Just zap the eth to a better wallet where you have the keys.

>> No.56248240

>>56248183
Just call the credit card company and do a charge back.

>> No.56248251

>>56248183
>not putting that shit in a locked container

Big oof

>> No.56248261

>>56248183
Tell your mom she owes you 78 eth, she has until the end of the month

>> No.56248342

>>56248183
Paper is so easily lost or destroyed, especially when you live with boomers that have no concept of privacy or personal property.

I'm lazy enough to keep my coins on an exchange but if I wasn't I would encrypt the private keys and store them on Dropbox and at least one of my own devices.

>>56248261
This. At least guilt trip your mom to teach her a lesson.

>> No.56248366

>>56248233
>Just zap the eth to a better wallet where you have the keys.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.56248390
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56248390

>he didn't memorize 13/24 words
retards are built to never make it

>> No.56248396

>>56248183
I have my keys written on a post-it note hidden in my wardrobe and also as a txt file on a microSD card in my GameBoy flash cart.

>> No.56248433

>>56248183
>has 78 ETH in pure cash
>lives with mommy
>writes key on piece of paper
Admit it OP it was 0.78 ETH

>> No.56248438

>>56248193
Kek

>> No.56248444

>>56248366
Didn’t you have a hardware wallet or something? No ledger or trezor?

>> No.56248464

>>56248199
>>56248251
>>56248396
No protection against house fires or natural disasters. Back your keys up to the cloud and you can sleep easy at night.

>> No.56248943

>>56248183
>muh not your keys not your coins

We just had this convo the other day. Meanwhile my exchangies are comfy af.
>>56248193
Haha, brilliant. This guy fucks.

>> No.56248963

>>56248199
You could also come up with a short story that utilizes all your phrases, something youd never forget, so you have a mental backup. Write it, IN CODE, on various sheets of paper and keep them in books or other places only you'd look. Make sure its something that looks like gibberish to anybody else, like a laundry list or to do list, something mundane as fuck.

Having several redundancies is the key.

>> No.56249034

>>56248464
It is if its kept in a fireproof safe or the seed is laser engraved into metal

>> No.56249110

>>56248396
this is the first spot I look in when rollin whites homes.

>> No.56249120

>>56248183
>no plan B
First thing first, weak bait, btw you get what you deserve for being a brainlet. Retarded must pay to be allowed to occupy space on this planet

>> No.56249122

>>56248183
Really your own fault, would you store 78eth ib cash in a cardbox that looks like trash? Or the pin for your bank account with that amount on it? Stop being a failure that need his mom to clean after him

>> No.56249158

>inb4 another thread pops up about a guy who went dumpster diving and found a box with keys to a wallet with 78ETH in it
It’s all so tiresome