/smg/ - WAGMI Edition

[Anonymous No.56210882]

kek economies

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56210889]

>he baked
>>56208665
>>56208665
>>56208665

[Anonymous No.56210893]

Der Juden

[Anonymous No.56210896]

First for buying TLT and getting my bussy kissed

[Anonymous No.56210905]

Is fading MU earnings today the easiest play ever?

[Anonymous No.56210924]

Bros WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.56210925]

>>56210896
>Higher for LONGER.

[Anonymous No.56210927]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56210928]

>>56210882
fuck stocks. Money market cash gang rise up. Fuck it send the 10 year to 6% and I will slurp interest payments

[Anonymous No.56210931]

>>56210882
ITS REVERSING, PULL UP! PULL UP! ARRRRGGGH

[Anonymous No.56210933]

OXY better break resistance this time I swear
Sick of this ceiling shit

[Anonymous No.56210935]

We are entering another 30+ year long cycle of high interest rates and debt. What was life like during the 1950s and onward? People always say it was better but was it really? Would it be the same with the current economic and social problems we are facing with today?

[Anonymous No.56210937]

Gold's cheap, gonna grab an ounce. Does it matter which country I get? I like the coins with the animals, like Australia or South Africa.

Also, it's just about over.

[Anonymous No.56210939]

Not a fuckin single day you mumus can hold it.

[Anonymous No.56210941]

>>56210933
watch XOM

[Anonymous No.56210944]

market is really fucked if we break 4250

[Anonymous No.56210948]

>30 year TIPs yield
>government backed
>inflation adjustments guaranteed
2.3% yield
>AAPL
>revenue shrinking, adj for inflation
>no innovation since Jobs death
>intense competition, AI risks
0.56% yield

Explain this.

[Anonymous No.56210952]

4 mins til retard reverse.

[Anonymous No.56210956]

>>56210944
>here it comes

[Anonymous No.56210957]

>>56210937
If you are in North America the most liquid coins will be American Gold eagles or buffalos. Canadian maples are pretty liquid too

[Anonymous No.56210962]

>>56210944
I wanna be in that gap

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56210964]

All these people who are selling and waiting until next year to get in are going to miss out on that Santa Cruz Rally. I almost feel bad for them, but I don't feel bad for them because they're fucking retarded. We don't even want retards at the Santa Cruz Rally anyway.

[Anonymous No.56210963]

>>56210937
as long as it's .999 pure it shouldn't matter much, though American Gold Eagles for example are legal tender and can be declared as their face value instead of the actual value if you need to, for customs reasons

[Anonymous No.56210966]

the dollar rally looks pretty unsustainable
so does oil

[Anonymous No.56210969]

>'e bought?

[Anonymous No.56210970]

>>56210962
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.56210973]

>>56210935
There's a difference between debt from war and social welfare. One goes away the second it's over, the other prolongs the death of a nation.

[Anonymous No.56210974]

>>56210966
yeah I can't wait for oil to go over $100 a barrel, im going to short the fucking cum out of it.

[Anonymous No.56210976]

>>56210969
why do they do this to themselves bros?

[Anonymous No.56210978]

Which is more likely to be seen next: spx 4500 or spx 3750?

[Anonymous No.56210979]

second day in a row mumu where they couldn't suppress the yields, where after market opened the free market forces were too much for PPT / Fed to handle

[Anonymous No.56210980]

So I’m supposed to buy once this kike holiday is over right?

[Anonymous No.56210986]

>>56210970
how did this literal psychopath manage to grift Wall Street so thoroughly? Was money literally just that free?

[Anonymous No.56210990]

>>56210966
It's the petrodollar vicious cycle.

[Anonymous No.56210996]

>>56210969
Uncanny desu famn.

[Anonymous No.56210998]

>>56210935
A lot of youtubers will say this but I just dont see this being possible as the whole system depends on every increasing levels of liquidity. Reversing this would absolutely crush the monetary system.

[Anonymous No.56211007]

>>56210986
How much time you been around women anon ? Pay attention. They are literally different species as far as their worldview and perception go. A qt psycho can wreak some major havoc

[Anonymous No.56211009]

>>56210986
Yeah, ZIRP madness and everyone was so fucking desperate to find that next unicorn Steve Jobs character to throw money at. Also, probably some significant simping in there if we're beign honest desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.56211016]

>>56210935
As an AI language model I cannot assist with requests for harmful or offensive content, including antisemitic propaganda or any form of hate speech. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information and assistance. If you have any other questions or need information on different topics, please feel free to ask, and I'll be happy to help.

[Anonymous No.56211017]

>>56210973
homie we are going to paying for Iraq and Afghanistan for decades

[Anonymous No.56211024]

>>56210896
TMV might have been a wiser choice

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211026]

>>56210973
If you really wanna see the death of a nation cut off the gibs. They burned down the cities after a guy overdosed, could you imagine the destruction they'd cause after you cut off the gibs?

[Anonymous No.56211028]

>>56210976
Barbie was so popular, a new live-action Cabbage Patch Doll movie coming out.

[Anonymous No.56211030]

>>56210986
they wanted a successful business women so bad they did zero due diligence and got took by the first sociopath to come along. Promoting people based on their chromosomes and pigmentation will continue us down the path of ruin until it stops

[Anonymous No.56211033]

BUDDY YOU VOULDA DONE TGAT A LONG TIME AGO
(this picture cost MSFT a trillion dollars)
YOU. MAY. BE. HOOKED.

[Anonymous No.56211035]

[Anonymous No.56211044]

DREIDEL GANG OUT HERE BUYING SLOPPY TLT DIPS
DREEEIIIIDDEELLLLLLLLL
>>56211024
>Buy the top, instead of the generational bottom
you okay kiddo?

[Anonymous No.56211050]

october 2022 memeline holding

[Anonymous No.56211057]

>>56211044
not saying to buy it now, just that it would have been a better choice in the last year

[Anonymous No.56211061]

>>56211044
>Buy the top, instead of the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.56211063]

>>56211050
Based ToS enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.56211066]

>>56211050
but for how much longer, this market has been blasting through with no signs of stopping. maybe last october wasn't the bottom after all...

[Anonymous No.56211068]

This was the bottom. Up from here.

[Anonymous No.56211070]

>>56211057
>>56211044
Jamie Diamon says that rates could hit 7%.... Im not buying bonds anytime this year

[Anonymous No.56211072]

slurpers rally wont save you mumu

[Anonymous No.56211075]

>>56211061
>he didnt buy the bottom in 1980

[Anonymous No.56211079]

>Crab day

[Anonymous No.56211082]

>>56211068
I doubt

[Anonymous No.56211084]

>>56211063
love ToS but I don't know how to feel about schwab

[Anonymous No.56211085]

>>56211075
The 1980s looks like a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.56211087]

>another day of watching my energy & tanker stocks pump

[Anonymous No.56211095]

>>56211084
Eh, they take my money and shut the fuck up; so they're alright with me.

[Anonymous No.56211097]

>>56211057
My average is just above 90, I think I'll live.
>>56211070
>Jamie Diamo
Jamie D can lick my ballsac, stupid lying heeb fag.

[Anonymous No.56211098]

>>56211070
TMV is a bearish bond ETF though

[Anonymous No.56211109]

>>56211070
I'm getting short term (max 6 month) t bills and rolling them as rates go up.
I think people buying long-term treasuries for lower rates are retarded, but what do I know

[Anonymous No.56211111]

>>56211070
I don't think Fed will do 7% not this cycle, not this year or next. They know it won't help to suppress oil. It's more a supply issue.

[Anonymous No.56211121]

>>56211111
Holy digits 150$ bbl OIL confirmed.

[Anonymous No.56211127]

>>56211111
True, we are in the hands of Saudis and Russians .. and checked

[Anonymous No.56211135]

>>56211121
Jp morgan saying $150 a barrel too. Oil barons will be getting new cars for christmas. too bad the industry isnt hiring anyone right now. id like to get into that money.

[Anonymous No.56211136]

>>56211109
Long term it is stupid, short term they could increase in value in the next 1-2 months.

THis is why I also bought 2 yier spanish bond today, just to see how the bond market works (Trade republic, neobroker in germany). If value doesn't change much or to my benefit I just keep it 3,5% yield (koupon is 4,65%, but price was above 100%), which is ok.

[Anonymous No.56211142]

>>56211111
checked. If you're not long energy you're not long success.

[Anonymous No.56211157]

>>56211135
My car runs on GAS. Where my Comstock bros at?

[Anonymous No.56211158]

I seriously hope this society breaks apart from the inflationary pressure oil is about to smack it in the face with

[Anonymous No.56211160]

>>56211070
>trusting James Papademetriou

[Anonymous No.56211166]

>>56211111
checked and agreed, 7% seems nuts
especially given picrel and linkrel
USG can't afford 5%, much less 7%, but the system is trapped between massive crash and people losing faith in the currency
my investment thesis is short-term bonds (to have cash in case crash and unemployment), boring 401k boomer match shit (in case Nothing Ever Happens), and precious metals/commodities (because I think they'll lose control before too long and we will have USD hyperinflation)
but I am a certified moron
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/7-6-trillion-of-u-s-government-debt-matures-in-next-12-months-what-does-the-treasury-do-next-cfaf5369

[Anonymous No.56211170]

>>56211111
Checkem. Oilchads rise!

[Anonymous No.56211171]

Lmao mumu

[Anonymous No.56211173]

>>56211157
wasnt comstock sliver?

[Anonymous No.56211179]

>>56211171
zoom out, were still up 12% for the year

[Anonymous No.56211182]

>>56211173

[Anonymous No.56211185]

>>56211166
> because I think they'll lose control before too long and we will have USD hyperinflation

What about the Milkshake theorem.

[Anonymous No.56211186]

>>56211179
In 2008 you were up 20% on your way to losing 50%

[Anonymous No.56211188]

>>56211179
and that is only been dwindling and being undone each day

[Anonymous No.56211191]

>>56211179
>Rome is fine

[Anonymous No.56211200]

reminder that all bears are pussies and won't buy the bottom, regardless of level

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211202]

>>56211191
Rome would have survived till today if they had let women vote.

[Anonymous No.56211205]

>>56211186
unlike 2008 there is no bubble to pop
>>56211188
september is the worst month historically and it ends this week, october will pump into santa claus rally and we will finish close to 20%
>>56211191
rome still exists today so yeah

[Anonymous No.56211218]

>>56211202
You gonna get your gookfu another Hanukkah fortune cookie with the tiny shekels in it this year?

[Anonymous No.56211219]

>>56211179
There’s still time to fix that sir.

[Anonymous No.56211220]

Reminder to never trust someone who posts wojaks and speaks about gloom and doom all day long

[Anonymous No.56211222]

>>56211200
we only buy the bear necessities

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211229]

>>56211205
>there is no bubble to pop
What about that 32 trillion dollar national thing Ron Paul was warning about?

[Anonymous No.56211230]

>>56211220
We are filling that gap first figger!

[Anonymous No.56211231]

yep eur/usd crhashing into parity as predicted. ecb needs to raise rates if they want to keep their jobs in the brussels and avoid eur/usd 0.7 rate

higher dollar will then crash oil and some other commodities too, bringing down inflation numbers too. when like next year the big bond rally begins

[Anonymous No.56211233]

>>56210882
OIL BROS HOLD ME OOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56211237]

>>56211185
milkshake these nuts, as of this moment each human being in the US has just shy of 100k federal debt to their name and spends $2145 annually just to service the existing debt
thats each human, not each adult or each taxpayer
those numbers are only going to grow unless you think Congress will agree to meaningfully cut spending and/or raise taxes
i think Zoltan Pozsar is probably right

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211239]

>>56211218
she actually loved that thing

[Anonymous No.56211243]

>>56211202
What the fuck are you on about? People still live in Rome

[Anonymous No.56211251]

>>56210986
>0% interest

Yes, it was literally free. That's all ove rnow

[Anonymous No.56211253]

>>56211229
debt is how money is created under mmt, for every dollar they print, a dollar was borrowed

[Anonymous No.56211259]

>>56211205
>unlike 2008 there is no bubble to pop
Just a dotcom 2.0 tech bubble, a real estate bubble, a bad debt bubble, a passive investing bubble and a crypto tulip mania bubble, all at the same time. Nothing to see here folks.

[Anonymous No.56211265]

>>56211231
as an europoor I can tell you I've seen alot of big price cuts in the supermarket. I can imagine EU inflation will start to outpace US inflation by alot because amerifats are greedier for profit

[Anonymous No.56211272]

>>56211231
Yeah but how do i profit from that?

[Anonymous No.56211275]

>>56211237
Yeah been that way for a while boomers just did nothing about it. You don’t fuck around with currency in globohomo

[Anonymous No.56211277]

>Q3 GDP tomorrow
>July highs
>September lows
Bullish? Bearish? Flat?

[Anonymous No.56211276]

>>56211231
>>56211265
I mean outpace with disinflation

[Anonymous No.56211278]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.56211282]

>>56211278
Not today, mr snibbs.
I'm holding OIL.

[Anonymous No.56211283]

Tay is long oil

[Anonymous No.56211284]

>>56211229
33.1 trillion

[Anonymous No.56211286]

>>56211265
Maybe yuropoors shouldnt be retarded for once and stop shooting themselves on the foot

[Anonymous No.56211294]

>>56211259
>Just a dotcom 2.0 tech bubble,
modern tech companies are very different from the euphoria of the dot com bubble
>a real estate bubble,
the last real estate bubble was caused loose lending policies leading to 3% more houses than people to buy them
>a bad debt bubble,
there is no bad debt bubble since wages are outpacing interest
>a passive investing bubble
passive investing is a good thing that we need more of
> and a crypto tulip mania bubbl
crypto market is extremely small

[Anonymous No.56211295]

>>56211070
>Jamie Diamon says that rates could hit 7%
Not too far off. We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate at or above (positive) 7%.
>>56211111
>I don't think Fed will do 7% not this cycle, not this year or next.
That won't stop them.
From 2024 we'll be getting one or more annual 25bps raises.
>>56211121
Oil is massively undervalued and its price is one of the few who wasn't allowed to freely adjust to the inflationary pressures over the past year.
I expect Oil to find it's fair value somewhere between $400 and $600 (Yes.) by the end of this decade.
>>56211166
>USG can't afford 5%, much less 7%, but the system is trapped between massive crash and people losing faith in the currency
Blah, blah, blah.
The experts were sure that the FED will never raise.
Then they were sure they will not raise much, or everything will collapse.
Then once the FED raised a little, the experts said it's going to zero any moment now and the printers will have to run in overdrive.
Then when that didn't happen and the FED kept on raising and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING HAPPENED, a lot of those experts finally shut the fuck up.
Why haven't you?
Not an expert, probably.

[Anonymous No.56211296]

>>56211251
It always cracks me up when boomers talk about interest rates are still “historically low” where they currently are and how they remember 15-18% interest rates in the late 70’s early 80’s because if you compare prices today to back then there’s no comparison and interest rates on current prices blow your average consooomer’s asshole out

[Anonymous No.56211298]

>>56211286
but it's what we do best

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211323]

>>56211294
>modern tech companies are very different from the euphoria of the dot com bubble
right instead of just having a website and a name, these companies actually provide goods and services with revenues less than their costs.

[Anonymous No.56211325]

>>56211284
Its pretty easy when you start just throwing billions at stupid shit like ukraine

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211342]

>>56211298
nah you guys are at your best when you're killing each other. you've been in decline for like 80 years now.

[Anonymous No.56211346]

>>56211284
some of the tinfoil hat brigade think there will be some sort of massive habbening when it hits 33,333,333,333,333
napkin math says that's going to be in about two weeks (plus one more week) at current rates

[Anonymous No.56211354]

>>56211325
>bloated boomer benefits and defense budget

[Anonymous No.56211360]

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.56211364]

>>56211265
Something a lot of Americans don't seem to notice (which partly explains how fat we are) is that it's only processed food getting more expensive (outside of places with high crime rates where the grocery store is just raising prices to cover the loss.)
Chicken breast is still roughly the same price it was when I was in college (maybe up 10-20%) while prebuttered toast ("Texas toast") more than tripled. The inflation really seems to be an issue with manufacturing although it's not clear to me if it's labor or the facilities themselves.

[Anonymous No.56211368]

>>56210896
I just bought 48k more of TMF today.

[Anonymous No.56211369]

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide three consecutive quarters
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

[Anonymous No.56211370]

Kindly pump my PYPL bags sirs, do the needful!!!

[Anonymous No.56211373]

>>56211354
>dont use your monies for your own purposes, just give it to foreign worthless countries
Yeah nah, youre retarded.

[Anonymous No.56211376]

>>56211368
TMF is going to reverse split eventually. Decaying ETF are terrible investments

[Anonymous No.56211378]

>>56211373
He's agreeing with you.

[Anonymous No.56211382]

>>56211283
The other night, I had a dream that I met Tay. We were both at a trance show. Funnily enough, we grew up only about 10 miles apart (before she moved to Nashville).

[Anonymous No.56211390]

>>56211378
No hes not.

[Anonymous No.56211393]

>>56211364
Did you graduate in may of 2023? 10lb tube of ground beef at sams club was 20 bucks in 2013 and it’s 40 bucks today. I don’t think it think it was more that 25 bucks in 2019 but I don’t remember now.

[Anonymous No.56211396]

>>56211382
If you're dreaming about celebrities that's a good sign you should disconnect and go camping.

[Anonymous No.56211397]

>>56211179
>>56211205
>>56211253
>>56211294
that's putsrnotdawae/bullsarethegoodguys, btw.
new posting style hiding the shame of being a temporarily embarrassed permabull.

[Anonymous No.56211399]

Fucking mumus, why won't you buy? I closed ny shorts yesterday, I want in again

[Anonymous No.56211401]

>>56211364
>Chicken breast is still roughly the same price it was when I was in college

because unprocessed products have to compete against world market prices so they cannot just raise the price by a billion % just to make the company shares go up
A coke costs 20 cents in some parts of the world. And that's what it's actually worth. But as long as you keep buying that poison Warren Buffet is getting richer.

[Anonymous No.56211402]

Mumu.. c'mon one pump..

[Anonymous No.56211403]

>>56211050
Not going to help us today my fren

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211404]

>>56211364
nah man, I used to get bone in chicken thighs for $0.79 a pound before the scamdemic, that same cut of chicken in the same store is now $1.79 per pound.

[Anonymous No.56211406]

>>56210935
Monetary stimulus is not the same as Burns ineptitude! Still that 1950 to 1968 is interesting. Anyone know what caused that?

[Anonymous No.56211409]

>>56211382
she's slobbing on some football player these days, another year and she'll have an album about it

are we going to get out of this market alive?

[Anonymous No.56211412]

>>56211397
nope

[Anonymous No.56211416]

FUFKIN MUMUS WILL MAKE ME SHORT THE DAX OUTSIDE THE WEEKLY AND DAILY BOLLINGER GODDAMN YOU SONS OF WEAK BITCHES

[Anonymous No.56211417]

>>56211205
>rome still exists today
Unfortunately, Constantinople does not.

[Anonymous No.56211423]

>>56211412
>nope

[Anonymous No.56211426]

>>56211401
>But as long as you keep buying that poison Warren Buffet is getting richer.
I don't drink coke but I do own BRKA.

[Anonymous No.56211430]

gonna have to do better than that, bobo

[Anonymous No.56211433]

>>56211417
yes it does, its call istanbol

[Anonymous No.56211436]

>>56211396
I don't even like Taylor Swift's music, nor do I follow her at all. I guess she was only on my mind because of how often she's fucking posted in these threads. Also, just learned that her father was a (male) stock broker.
The night before that though, I dreamt I was urban exploring a cruise ship that was buried underground. Yeah it doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.56211438]

Took day off work. Got haircut this morning. While waiting I bagged more VZ. Hey you bag when you can you know. 470 VZ total shares before ex div day. 9.xx more VZ coming to me on divvy payout day. The girl who cut my hair was hot so hey least I had something to keep me occupied while I waited in addition to the stock bagging.

[Anonymous No.56211439]

>>56211364
Nah, chicken at COST was up to $5-6/lb not to long ago(used to be around 3-4), I havent been for like a month but it is fluctuating. The chicken breasts are still sold in a 6 individual packets but the thighs are now only sold as 3, this is because youre paying more for less now.

[Anonymous No.56211441]

>>56211433
that's nobody's business but the Turks

[Anonymous No.56211443]

>energy sector neon green
absolutely bearish

[Anonymous No.56211445]

>>56211426
c'mon now I know you are writing this from an iphone you're not fooling me

[Anonymous No.56211452]

How is this market real, -800 points on the DAX in less than 2 weeks, absolutely cucked market. LMAO mumus.

[Anonymous No.56211456]

>>56211166
> boring 401k boomer match shit (in case Nothing Ever Happens)
Unironically the smartest person on the board,

[Anonymous No.56211458]

>>56211441
god dammit

[Anonymous No.56211460]

>muh chicken

[Anonymous No.56211461]

>>56211441
Let me correct you on that

[Anonymous No.56211465]

New LOD/W/M. Shooting for LOY

[Anonymous No.56211467]

It's not even remotely stopping and ALWAYS the US.

[Anonymous No.56211479]

>>56211325
What a totally organic thing to say. 6 trillion things to hate, obsessed with one thing only…

[Anonymous No.56211482]

>>56211460
>$1.88/lb
that's about $4.14/kg. Meanwhile here in yuroland I can buy boneless chicken at best at 8€/kg after-tax.

[Anonymous No.56211489]

>>56211482
Doesn’t matter if you get mugged by a Somali on the way home

[Anonymous No.56211496]

>>56211479
>What a totally organic thing to say.
Yes.
We already have one israel why the fuck would we want another country on child support?
Fuck off shill.

[Anonymous No.56211500]

>>56211489
probably the safest country on the planet so not going to happen. Never had to look over my shoulder in my life, same goes for the women here. If this were Germany or Sweden or France on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.56211503]

>>56211376
Eventually, yes.

[Anonymous No.56211507]

When we said 2 more weeks we meant we want the market to start dying in 2 weeks, not necessarily the market die IN 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.56211514]

>>56211503
>That image roll
What lmao.

[Anonymous No.56211517]

>>56211166
>my investment thesis is short-term bonds (to have cash in case crash and unemployment), boring 401k boomer match shit (in case Nothing Ever Happens), and precious metals/commodities (because I think they'll lose control before too long and we will have USD hyperinflation)
>but I am a certified moron
Don't worry, we can be retards together because thats my current portifolio as well.

[Anonymous No.56211524]

mumutroons, we need to have a little talk...

[Anonymous No.56211535]

>>56211496
Shills don’t use iPads or post pics of other shills you dumb fuck. They derail conversations about the market with Ukraine. You are so fucking poor and uninvested I can smell you from here Ranjeet.

[Anonymous No.56211537]

>>56211524
likely that you posted this at the lows of this week.

[Anonymous No.56211544]

SPX 4H 3 hidden bullish divergences on rsi,this nigger is about to explode to the upside soon

Not financial advice

[Anonymous No.56211547]

>>56211537
yes, this optimism and euphoria is the kind of thing I need to talk to you about, mumutroon...

[Anonymous No.56211551]

>>56211503
I know! I need to learn how to convert pics, so self conscious every time.

[Anonymous No.56211554]

>>56211535
It was a conversation about debt you retard.
>ipad
lol

[Anonymous No.56211556]

Yield curve bros...

[Anonymous No.56211557]

This has quickly devolved into the worst /smg/ of the year

[Anonymous No.56211561]

amzn: slurpable dip due to nothingburger lawsuit, or the beginning of the end?

[Anonymous No.56211565]

>>56211547

[Anonymous No.56211566]

>>56211373
The amount given to Ukrainian, while nothing but wasteful “spending” and in reality just burning it for some live fire testing and political hush money, is minuscule relative to the overall defense budget and benefits

[Anonymous No.56211567]

>>56211557
Even worst then the last one?

[Anonymous No.56211568]

>>56211557
Every /smg/ is the worst of the year.

[Anonymous No.56211576]

thread cloud

[Anonymous No.56211578]

>>56211295
Hey if they can raise rates above 7% without crashing everything I'll be happy as clam rolling over my short-term bonds
>>56211517

[Anonymous No.56211580]

>>56211551
this you?

[Anonymous No.56211581]

>>56211565
You can't even hold one fuckin day after 5 days of dumping

[Anonymous No.56211584]

>>56211567
the funny thing is i'd kill for his life

[Anonymous No.56211586]

S&P futures just touched the 200 day moving average! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.56211590]

>>56211576
>Fed bubble chicken

[Anonymous No.56211591]

>>56211566

[Anonymous No.56211597]

>Money is a commodity, like oil or water. And that American dollar, is the best brand there is in the world. Now those of us who have it, can make more of it, by loaning it to those that don't.

[Anonymous No.56211599]

>>56211554
Your the one who’s both clearly uneducated with a net worth below 10k. No one takes you seriously, no woman will ever fuck you, and your Mom cry’s every time she walks by your room. Fuck off loser.

[Anonymous No.56211609]

>>56211580
Yes, I’m playing chess in my younger years.

[Anonymous No.56211612]

>>56211609
Are you that remote buttplug guy?

[Anonymous No.56211628]

>>56211612
Not yet, tell me more.

[Anonymous No.56211629]

[Anonymous No.56211640]

Mumu, I am going to take a dump and make me a coffee, you better start buying before I return

[Anonymous No.56211646]

>>56211557

[Anonymous No.56211647]

Gone.
Gone.
Your shit is gone.
Gone.
When you come out your shit is gone.

[Anonymous No.56211651]

>>56211628
>Posting Carlos Magnum memes and didn't even know about the most lulzworthy scandal in the last decade

[Anonymous No.56211654]

>>56211628
>Not yet
KEK some of you bastards are funny

[Anonymous No.56211657]

>>56211647
I got a can of Spam with her name on it, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.56211659]

where are the slurpers???
Buy !! Now!!!

[Anonymous No.56211662]

Oil

[Anonymous No.56211663]

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.56211672]

>>56211647
I'm wondering if her job and career is gone

[Anonymous No.56211673]

>>56211599
Cool story shitskin, blow it out your ass.

[Anonymous No.56211674]

>russel swings 1 whole percentage point in the time it took me to take a shit

[Anonymous No.56211683]

Yield curve bros, it's not stopping, it's going up up up. Mumus going to mald when I post this.

[Anonymous No.56211684]

inshallah i will net even on uvyxy

[Anonymous No.56211686]

YOU WIN BOBO, JUST DON'T FUCKING DANCE

[Anonymous No.56211687]

>>56211651
That’s hilarious. I heard about the buzzer in the shoe. Didn’t know it evolved into prostate massager.

[Anonymous No.56211693]

>>56211686
I actually agree with based brad in this clip. Be humble, pride comes before a fall.

[Anonymous No.56211711]

>>56211663
I listen to his show every once in awhile. He was damn useful for 2021. Smart guy who knows his economics, also a complete gold shill who constantly gives hyperbolic terrible advice to sell more of his hedge fund and gold.
His relationship with his cryptobro son is also hilarious.

[Anonymous No.56211716]

>>56211537
well you were wrong so go kill yourself

[Anonymous No.56211718]

>>56211711
>His relationship with his cryptobro son
wait wat?

[Anonymous No.56211719]

>>56211683
The dollar shortage is even greater now than it was a year ago yet the DXY peaked at 112. What makes people think it wont go higher by EOTY? 120's perhaps?

[Anonymous No.56211728]

>>56211663
>it's over
>that smile
kek

[Anonymous No.56211730]

>>56211580
young magnus carlsen

[Anonymous No.56211731]

>>56211719
Idk where it will peak but yeah you have the right idea.
Everyone who listened to based €$ kike will make it.

[Anonymous No.56211735]

>>56211659
They are, with oil.

[Anonymous No.56211738]

reading stocktwits small caps like 'does anyone know whats going on in the markets? my 401k has been taking a hit recently' its LITERALLY OVER

[Anonymous No.56211739]

New LOD/W/M based

[Anonymous No.56211740]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO SAID WHAT I'm so tired of this bullshit

[Anonymous No.56211741]

>>56211673
>Shitposts all day on only 390k
That’s 66% of my losses for the month. How can you can you afford to eat at the end of the year, what kind of return can you get off that. This just reinforces how poor and dumb you are, and it’s funny because your proud of it. LOL.

[Anonymous No.56211742]

>>56211584
My life is kinda like that; I go to work and "do nothing" for 8hrs a day. No bullshit, no stress. Honestly I do more work when I'm home.

[Anonymous No.56211756]

>>56211742
doing nothing is torture. i'd rather be busy at work

[Anonymous No.56211766]

>>56211756
wagie plz

[Anonymous No.56211767]

If not for oil stocks, I'd probably be panicking about this endless DXY pumping, rising yields, and daily stock market declines right now.

[Anonymous No.56211770]

>>56211741
>That’s 66% of my losses for the month
How are you flexing about being half a mil in debt?

[Anonymous No.56211772]

>>56211756
>doing nothing

Do something that's not waging then

[Anonymous No.56211775]

>>56211364
yeah bro $6 a pound for ground beef is normal, go fuck yourself retard

[Anonymous No.56211778]

>>56211718
His son supposedly is obsessed with crypto, lives in an apartment with no furniture because he knows a 1k couch will be worth 10 mil in a couple years. Every couple episodes he does the boomer rant on Bitcoin and you know his weird obsession spawns from his disappointment in his son who he mocks to millions on his show.

[Anonymous No.56211782]

>>56211741
Then post yours. Also the losses.

[Anonymous No.56211783]

>>56211735
they better start buying the s&p ASAP FRFR
God damnit

[Anonymous No.56211785]

lmao the fucking 10 year yield

[Anonymous No.56211787]

>>56211741
>That’s 66% of my losses for the month.
...wierd flex lol

[Anonymous No.56211788]

>...I DRV
>But only until like 64

[Anonymous No.56211790]

BOBO IS BACK, BABY

[Anonymous No.56211793]

>>56211586
this is it the big one is upon us

[Anonymous No.56211794]

fuck all this noise, is the uranium meme still in play? also, can we go back to the image-picking captchas? this shit is terrible

[Anonymous No.56211795]

>>56211756
This fuckin guy.

[Anonymous No.56211797]

>>56211778
based autist.

[Anonymous No.56211799]

Jesus Christ, Bonds.

[Anonymous No.56211800]

>>56211778
>lives in an apartment with no furniture because he knows a 1k couch will be worth 10 mil in a couple years
based, I can admire the conviction. I wonder what he holds

[Anonymous No.56211801]

>>56211770
No debt. This months been rough though! Still, I got 2.7 and faith for May. We will see though, could be a very ugly winter and I’m all in 3x.

[Anonymous No.56211803]

>>56211790
OH SHIT LFG

[Anonymous No.56211808]

Yo what the fuck is going on??? Straight line dump out of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.56211809]

When is this shit going to stop fucking crashing!

[Anonymous No.56211811]

Tony Dwyer is a fucking idiot

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56211812]

>>56211794
buy a 4chan pass retard

[Anonymous No.56211815]

You'll fuckin cowards.

[Anonymous No.56211816]

I have 80 bucks cash to spend right now
shill me something or I'm gonna just buy lunch and dinner from mcdonds for then next 2 days

[Anonymous No.56211817]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!
ALL THE NEWS OUTLETS SAID THE DUMP WAS OVER THIS MORNING!

[Anonymous No.56211821]

>>56211794
Well October is the strongest month seasonally because that's when budgets are finalized.

Current prices also corroborate SRUUF's NAV of like $17.54: https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

However we are definitely due for this kind of shakeout of late bulls.

[Anonymous No.56211822]

>>56211809
when spy reaches 200

[Anonymous No.56211827]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56211828]

>>56211788
You think thats as high as it goes? I think the RE selloff is just getting started.

[Anonymous No.56211829]

>>56211809
>crash
>nothing but a mild correction so far
The crash hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.56211832]

WHy the fuck did I think I need to wait monday with shorting, I should have NUKED this fakeassgaybubblemarket

[Anonymous No.56211833]

>>56211812
no bitch, what are you a mod? captchas fucking blow now, and you better ban me nigger, otherwise i'm gonna become a problem in here. faggot

[Anonymous No.56211840]

>>56211782
No, I’m not a Saudi Instagram teenager who needs to post my paltry 390k to justify my shit media driven opinions.
Plus I’m on a iPad, not sure how to do it safely without giving banking info. I know that’s going to get me called a larper, and you should, but that’s ok with me.

[Anonymous No.56211842]

If your "strategy" doesn't include arbitraging the spread between buttermilk futures and uranium then you're just never gonna make it. Simple as

[Anonymous No.56211845]

>>56211828
XLRE/DRV is mixed REITs and hitting some previous support here. So we may get a bit of a bounce.

[Anonymous No.56211846]

>>56211812
>Paying for 4chan
Do tripfags really?

[Anonymous No.56211847]

Reminder if you're long bonds you're betting that the FED will intervene in the bond market. Might as well buy commodities.

[Anonymous No.56211851]

>>56211832
HAPPY YOM KIPPUR GOYEEM

[Anonymous No.56211853]

>>56211809

[Anonymous No.56211854]

>>56211840
larper

[Anonymous No.56211856]

>>56211847
WTF how much does a Britbong bond weigh?

[Anonymous No.56211861]

>>56211842
I only purchase a few cartons of buttermilk per year. Not something I'm interested in hedging.

[Anonymous No.56211864]

>>56211794
>newfaggot yearns for a time with image picking captchas
am I getting old? I dont want to go bald yet

[Anonymous No.56211865]

>>56211856
6 gorillion pounds

[Anonymous No.56211873]

>S&P 500 Options Quirk Mints Billions, Stirring Manipulation Talk - BBG
Oh oh, pump it.

[Anonymous No.56211879]

do you remember when we told you that you deserved all the losses you will incur, mumu
I remember.

[Anonymous No.56211895]

>>56211674
Why is russell even up today?

[Anonymous No.56211902]

I need a smart Anon. If I plan to hold, is their any reason not to sell covered puts on these? Is there any way I can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.56211906]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56211911]

>>56211895
It’s been getting murdered for so long. RSI bounce.

[Anonymous No.56211913]

>>56211906
can you picture a world without coca-cola?

[Anonymous No.56211915]

>>56211879
You don't even have a fucking reason for this dump today lmao

[Anonymous No.56211919]

>>56211902
ur gonna get cucked sell calls

[Anonymous No.56211921]

>>56211906
Importing more pajeets (Pepsi drinkers) than Latinos (Coca fiends) doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.56211925]

>>56211913
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56211929]

What is better dip to buy rn, goog or amzn

[Anonymous No.56211930]

>>56211873
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/p-500-options-quirk-mints-145203578.html?guccounter=1
oh, so the entire financial system is fake and gay
cool

[Anonymous No.56211932]

>>56211915
>

[Anonymous No.56211933]

>>56211906
Did you try the KO special Y3000 flavor?
That should answer your question
We must secure the existence of KDP and a future for KDP enjoyers.

[Anonymous No.56211935]

>>56211921
>pajeets (Pepsi drinkers)
source?

[Anonymous No.56211936]

WHAT THE FUCK

Im gonna call Wallstreet now and tell them to close the market until people start buying.

[Anonymous No.56211937]

Look it her go, fuck, shouldn't have closed my shorts yesterday. This is the last time I am putting my faith into retarded mumus

[Anonymous No.56211938]

>>56211919
Maybe but I need to learn to crawl before I walk. If I know with certainty I’ll hold that position for 3 months. Is their any reason not to sell puts?

[Anonymous No.56211947]

>>56211925
But can you picture a world without monster?

[Anonymous No.56211948]

[Anonymous No.56211949]

>Writer's strike ends
>Wages for propagandists go up
>Subscription rates go up as well
>Piracy skyrockets

[Anonymous No.56211950]

Out for today. Stay safe. Don’t dance bobos

[Anonymous No.56211955]

>>56211950
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.56211959]

The VIX guys! it’s mooning!!! AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56211961]

>>56211947
Yes. Haven't had a monster in years.

[Anonymous No.56211966]

>>56211949
>hollywood strikes
oh no! anyway

[Anonymous No.56211968]

>>56211950
A fucking pro

[Anonymous No.56211971]

>>56211938
Market go down i will net even on uvxy inshallah

[Anonymous No.56211974]

>>56211445
Actually no I'm on a thinkpad.

[Anonymous No.56211975]

>>56211950
congrats on your $58.72 mumu and thanks for capitulating so we can go lower

[Anonymous No.56211977]

>>56211961
Well I'm drinking one right now

[Anonymous No.56211982]

>>56211971
Even if it goes up it’s going to be a rocky 6 months. Not a bad bet, lots of uncertainty. Ballsy though.

[Anonymous No.56211985]

If you're a brainlet and financially confused with a decently long timeline, is the best move spy? Or CDs?

[Anonymous No.56211991]

>>56211985
SPUU

[Anonymous No.56211992]

>>56211985
SPY

[Anonymous No.56211994]

>>56211961
>>56211977
MNST *and* CELH look like shit.

[Anonymous No.56212007]

Pretty hyped for USD/EUR to cross 1:1 again so I can plan another cheap vacation.

[Anonymous No.56212015]

>>56211982
hodl uvxy this is the legacy i will leave for my children

[Anonymous No.56212017]

>>56212007
Oh now you done did it. Gonna make all the yuros malding.

[Anonymous No.56212020]

>>56211950
Nice.

[Anonymous No.56212022]

>>56212007
Kek pretty sure most yuros are holding dollars.

[Anonymous No.56212025]

>>56212007
please bring your cash over here, God knows we need more business
>>56212022
this also

[Anonymous No.56212032]

>>56211985
>CDs
I always keep a revolving CD ladder that matures quarterly. Add 1k and set it for 1 year.

[Anonymous No.56212040]

>>56212017
Why should they mald? They get to enjoy the fruits of a collapsing economy every day.
$10 dinners. No tip.

Here in the US you can't even buy a quarter pounder for that much anymore (at least not where I live, in New England). Buy a single coffee - pick your 20-30% tip please. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.56212051]

>>56212007
Think I’m just going to move to Czech or Budapest permanently this time desu
USA is a depressing overpriced shithole

[Anonymous No.56212053]

>>56212040
restaurant dinners cost like 25-30€ over here. But it really is country specific.

[Anonymous No.56212057]

>>56212040
>A collapsing economy positively affects the natives
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.56212089]

>>56212032
Do you water down your mayo?

[Anonymous No.56212098]

>>56211974
based

[Anonymous No.56212105]

>>56211974
based govie

[Anonymous No.56212117]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56212118]

What’s the point of holding stocks through September when it’s pretty much always a red month?

Someone explain to me why we shouldn’t sell on August 31 every year.

I was going to sell but then I trusted the “you can’t time the market” advice that people keep parroting.

[Anonymous No.56212123]

>>56212118
The year you sell it will be lime green

[Anonymous No.56212129]

>>56212118
Just buy puts expiring in November and avoid the short term capital gains tax.

[Anonymous No.56212132]

>the /gme/ fags are trying to hijack the next thread

[Anonymous No.56212145]

[Anonymous No.56212150]

what does "the bond market is crashing" mean? treasury bonds seems stable? Do they mean corporate bonds?

[Anonymous No.56212152]

>>56212118
That's what people say who can't trade for shit.
Or people who bought 50 years ago.

[Anonymous No.56212160]

>>56212150
>stable

[Anonymous No.56212162]

>>56212145
Make it stop

[Anonymous No.56212168]

>>56212145
>>56211799

[Anonymous No.56212166]

>>56211966
Lol this, they could stop making movies and shows for decades and I wouldn't even notice or care. I would notice a porn strike more then the Hollywood strike.

[Anonymous No.56212167]

>>56212150
Nothing in the bond market makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.56212169]

>>56212057
Well sure, the average dude gets fucked over, but any europoors smart enough to post here are probably holding US dollars or t-bills right now.
For all of us in the US, it's harder to see a real advantage when the local currency is the strongest thing out there, even pushing down stocks. We just get fucked by overvalued service costs. Of course, if you're wagecucking you're also getting paid more right now in a sense.

[Anonymous No.56212173]

Faking

[Anonymous No.56212187]

>>56212160
What am I looking at here. I have no idea what that line could represent unless it’s a logorithmic view of the stock market?

[Anonymous No.56212195]

>>56212169
>For all of us in the US, it's harder to see a real advantage
Pay off debt and save money instead of buying things. IMO: it's easier in the US.

[Anonymous No.56212200]

>>56212169
Sounds like everyone is eating the same shit sandwich because of bad debt and currency dilution.

[Anonymous No.56212202]

>>56212187
It's the price of 10Y US government bonds.

[Anonymous No.56212205]

>>56212162
>>56212162
>>56212162
>>56212162

[Anonymous No.56212217]

>>56212202
The 10yr rate spread over the fed rate?

[Anonymous No.56212241]

>>56212217
That chart represents the price movement of a ten year United States of America government bond.

[Anonymous No.56212269]

Eh, don't look at Vinfastcomputer

[Anonymous No.56212290]

[Anonymous No.56212321]

>>56212202
Price of the 10y coupon. The Yields are way up. So you can lock in 4.6% on a 10y t-bill. literally free money.

[Anonymous No.56212357]

>>56211756
I agree, at least ‘busy enough’
Being too busy is stressful af.
Also depends on the salary, low pay = im not doing shit

[Anonymous No.56212387]

>>56212089
I keep it as my safety net instead of 6 months worth of expenses in the bank.

[Anonymous No.56212390]

when is the dxy gonna stop mooning like a low cap shitcoin???

[Anonymous No.56212405]

>>56212390
120 or so

[Anonymous No.56212416]

no brakes
jewish holidays are real

[Anonymous No.56212417]

When do I start buying bonds?

[Anonymous No.56212434]

MARKETS ARENT STOPPING

[Anonymous No.56212475]

>>56212434
We have a gap to fill broseph.

[Anonymous No.56212477]

Someone baked

>>56212096

[Anonymous No.56212791]

>>56212160
what's this a graph of?

[Anonymous No.56213334]

>>56212321
10Ys have coupons!? Why didn't anyone tell me?