/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56206426]

/smg/ Sleepover Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56206440]

Fuck BOIL

[Anonymous No.56206446]

>>56206440
Fuck America

[Anonymous No.56206462]

Bankers, federal agents, and politicians alike jumping from buildings.

[Anonymous No.56206489]

>>56206462
If only

[Anonymous No.56206495]

This is the best /smg/ ever.

[Anonymous No.56206496]

>>56206426
FRIST

[Anonymous No.56206497]

First for laughing at TLT bagholders

[Anonymous No.56206515]

>>56206462
>this is the big one
>you are all delusional
>please look at this chart
no

[Anonymous No.56206518]

>>56206440
It has an excessively high burn rate with contango. Funny how the boil boomer vanished today. I'm still DCA'ing but BOIL is caught between recessionary pressures and inflation on commodities, the former is probably playing out before the run up on the latter

[Anonymous No.56206524]

Does this look healthy to you?

[Anonymous No.56206527]

I heckin love discounts bros

[Anonymous No.56206539]

Who thinks we're just dipping? Who thinks we're starting another leg down like last year? Show your work

[Anonymous No.56206540]

>>56206497
TLT is easily going to $50/share. Shorting it until then. It might go to 0, but $50/share is the price “it can’t POSSIBLY go to!” so that’s my target.

[Anonymous No.56206543]

>>56206495
THIS THE BEST / B I Z / BREAD EVER,

LET'S
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OwO
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[Anonymous No.56206546]

First for female brokers. Promote them high so when theyre above the glass ceiling you can look up their skirts.

[Anonymous No.56206554]

>>56206524
>Mai
post hand right fucking now nigger

[Anonymous No.56206556]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/26/cramer-amazon-and-google-stocks-are-still-buys-despite-lawsuits.html

feels like a rugpull trap. could that mean that there may be a chance AMZN gets heemed for 100s of billions? kek imagine the salty zoomers if amazon has to sell off twitch to make up some of the damages!

[Anonymous No.56206559]

>>56206543
>take a look in a mirror
>hold the album up to it
9/11 above the twin towers

Listen to
Blondie - Man from Mars
For an important message about the markets this quarter.

[Anonymous No.56206562]

>>56206556
In this case, the pieces they’d be forced to sell off would be worth more than they are as a part of the whole of Amazon

[Anonymous No.56206564]

>>56206554
Keen eye

[Anonymous No.56206568]

>futures pumping

Nice crash beartards

[Anonymous No.56206569]

>>56206556
Only major rugpull would be if they deemed amzn a monopoly and divided it up....but they wont.

[Anonymous No.56206573]

>>56206568
Don't get cocky mumu, we heard that one at the last lower high.

[Anonymous No.56206578]

>>56206556
AMZN is easily going to less than $100/share. The government is not going to stop going after them. They’ve been sued like 3 times this year already and every time I think they cough up millions. At this point the government knows they can shake them down and this government needs all the money it can get. I don’t have a shirt on AMZN because most of my short efforts are on TLT, but if I had the money and needed to, I’d short that shit into the dirt as well.

[Anonymous No.56206579]

>>56206440
It'll jump soon.

[Anonymous No.56206581]

>>56206440
>Fuck BOIL
You should start a position in TLT and/or TMF

[Anonymous No.56206587]

>>56206539
This dump ends around 4200. 4600 end of year.

[Anonymous No.56206596]

>>56206587
I hate how it's literally the most jewish shit ever, every time

[Anonymous No.56206599]

>>56206581
Tomorrow it bounces, but that's just another chance to load up on TMV, DRV, and FAZ.

[Anonymous No.56206611]

is it getting ugly in the market or is it just the usual noise?

[Anonymous No.56206623]

>>56206578
Bullish for TGT? Or on the cloud side who competes with AWS? Azure?

[Anonymous No.56206637]

>>56206569
FTC couldn't do shit about Microsoft, so I kinda doubt much will come out of the lawsuits against Amazon.

Still, I'd like to imagine the delicious slurps that will occur if Amazon sells off a bunch of subsidiaries anyway kek.

[Anonymous No.56206636]

>>56206426
PPBT

[Anonymous No.56206638]

>>56206611
just the usual noise, blame the jews and their holiday, blame federal shutdown, blame whatever happened last year around this time.

[Anonymous No.56206646]

>>56206596
I made thousands today by simply being a bigot.

[Anonymous No.56206693]

>>56206554
>>56206564
Not an argument
The market looks horrible
And if you deny that, then you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.56206708]

>>56206578
Amazon was well below $100 last year and was even low during the first half of 2023, so it might be possible we will see that happen again. Their lowest point was like $81.82/share around November 2022 iirc.

[Anonymous No.56206714]

i am going to net even on uvxy inshallah

[Anonymous No.56206733]

>>56206611
Usual noise. I wish I had kept some of the posts from this time last year, it's eerily similar. Then everything mooned lol

[Anonymous No.56206736]

>>56206524
yeah we're at june support

[Anonymous No.56206737]

okay im back
i got sesame chicken and beef broccoli on fried rice
now time to wait for the mini dead cat bounce before we drop like a rock

[Anonymous No.56206749]

>>56206714
curious what your b/e price is so I can post in the chat pretending to be you.

[Anonymous No.56206758]

>>56206737
Nothing spicy??? Zero faith in your market predictions

[Anonymous No.56206764]

>>56206737
you're watching futures or foreign stock ex?

[Anonymous No.56206775]

>>56206764
Someone hinted that the Chinese and Jap markets right now may hint at what happens tomorrow with the American markets. Not sure how true that is though.

[Anonymous No.56206776]

>>56206749
peak npc behavior

[Anonymous No.56206777]

>>56206693
this is a white only thread

[Anonymous No.56206784]

>>56206775
Lots of hinting

[Anonymous No.56206796]

>>56206777
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.56206797]

>>56206524
Looks ripe for slurping with how high earnings are right now, macro fags will all rope during the moonshot to 5000

[Anonymous No.56206813]

https://twitter.com/PauloMacro/status/1689330912171868160

TLT holders have no idea about what's coming at them

[Anonymous No.56206818]

>>56206775
hang seng is dollar liquidity in china
nikkei is just a proxy for the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.56206832]

>>56206818
>nikkei is down 1.5x as much as naspoop.

[Anonymous No.56206836]

>>56206818
huh is that so? Thanks for the info!

[Anonymous No.56206842]

NIKKEI IS GETTING ME SO HARD
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GETTING THE BIG JUAN

[Anonymous No.56206844]

>>56206813
taqabbala allah

[Anonymous No.56206853]

>>56206813
>they don't know

[Anonymous No.56206863]

Oh

[Anonymous No.56206868]

>>56206775
The pain will continue until the Nipponese print and push USDJPY back from 149 to, like 141.

[Anonymous No.56206871]

>BIDEN SAYS HE AGREES UAW SHOULD GET A 40% INCREASE

oh great more inflation coming in

[Anonymous No.56206872]

I don't understand what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.56206874]

start by posting during market hours.

[Anonymous No.56206887]

>>56206797
>with how high earnings are right now
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.56206895]

>>56206611
just look at fed assets maybe?
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL

[Anonymous No.56206902]

>>56206887
That chart says absolutely nothing useful but nice try

[Anonymous No.56206906]

>>56206426
You guys are DCA into pro military industrial complex stocks right?

[Anonymous No.56206910]

>>56206906
Yeah semiconductors

[Anonymous No.56206911]

>>56206906
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56206930]

Is it too late to go all in on puts?

[Anonymous No.56206936]

LOL

[Anonymous No.56206944]

>>56206930
you take more risk than having opened them yesterday.
that said, I'm still long puts.

[Anonymous No.56206948]

>>56206426
Can anyone give me a summary of what’s going on in the market? I’m all in on one stock and haven’t paid attention to anything else.

[Anonymous No.56206949]

>>56206944
Well... I can risk a few hundred I guess

[Anonymous No.56206952]

>>56206948
pre-election seasonality

[Anonymous No.56206959]

>>56206902
Anon, it says that earnings are not high. Rather, they have dropped significantly since the last time we sniffed 5000 (imagine the smell).

[Anonymous No.56206962]

>>56206948
Big Money has been using the mainstream media outlets they own to continuously freak out retail bears, who they then sell puts to while they actually load up on long positions. Cramer 101. Nothing about interest rates or inflation matters at this point, unironically. It's all just reactionary faggots trading on headlines.

[Anonymous No.56206965]

I'm going to buy $3k worth of NVIDIA stock wish me luck sirs
I will soon be very rich

[Anonymous No.56206966]

>>56206906
RTX is DOGSHIT. Maybe their missiles work well or something though idk.

[Anonymous No.56206972]

>>56206948
What stock? That can determine which parts of the shit going on is affecting it the most.

[Anonymous No.56206974]

>>56206949
I will say this:
amazon and google puts have already did a 3x since yesterday, and uvxy calls also the same.

If we are getting a big dump, I would look for retailers / producers in the economy that haven't dumped much yet.

[Anonymous No.56206978]

>>56206965
Why not NVDL?

[Anonymous No.56206979]

>>56206952
>>56206962
Thanks anons

>>56206972
All in on RIG

[Anonymous No.56206983]

>>56206974
and if you find a company that hasn't dumped much, chances are a recovery won't send them that much higher.

[Anonymous No.56206989]

>>56206983
and finally, a company that hasn't dumped much yet will have lower delta premium in the puts that you intend to buy. look for 5-1

[Anonymous No.56206994]

>>56206979
Heard they just took out an 8% bond this afternoon. Maybe they'll buy some new shit from Chink shipyards, maybe they'll blow it on coke.

Either way, I think offshore will be sitting pretty.

[Anonymous No.56206995]

>>56206989
>look for 5-10% out-the-money puts with delta less than 10% likelihood.
you should get a juicy 10x

[Anonymous No.56206996]

>>56206974
this is exactly what i did with a financial corp. rode boa for a few days took my 350% and pivoted to one that hasn't dipped yet.

idk tho i get a vibe that therell be a minor bounce and that i shoulda waited a day or two

[Anonymous No.56206997]

Hope you all slurped that juicy dip this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.56207008]

>>56206997
I did

[Anonymous No.56207007]

>>56206996
(((large))) banking co's are the last companies to go under right now I wouldn't be shorting them. They are ahead of the curve on dealing with high rate trickery in their corporate policy.

[Anonymous No.56207013]

>>56207008
no refunds.

[Anonymous No.56207016]

>>56206997
Honestly I wasn't even paying attention
Don't have that much spare cash anyways my new job doesn't start for a week

[Anonymous No.56207026]

absolutely no refunds

[Anonymous No.56207031]

>>56207007
I'm not against that angle tho this is consumer credit in particular(syf).
somewhere on fintwit i got a tip on a credit event and that's what I'm riding. i forget why specifically had something to do with interest rolling over from zirp to positive

[Anonymous No.56207032]

>>56207013
It's ok. I just DCA's into my account that my next of kin will inherit. Maybe in 50 years they can buy a kit kat with it

[Anonymous No.56207052]

>>56207032
buy arm holdings they control the ip for every processor from m2 to the worlds 2nd largest supercomputer

[Anonymous No.56207055]

>>56207032
share ticker and I will be nice

[Anonymous No.56207064]

I promi~se

[Anonymous No.56207067]

Can the Fed purposefully pump the living fuck out of bonds just to liquidate all of the hedge funds that are shorting them so hard right now? Would they stand to benefit from that?

[Anonymous No.56207071]

>>56207016
>job
Wagecuck, please. Buy your index. Leave the trading to the traders.

[Anonymous No.56207074]

>>56207052
and your phone and your ipad and your car(at least the stereo)

[Anonymous No.56207082]

>>56207071
I spent more time the last year staring at tickers and jerking off than working

[Anonymous No.56207083]

>>56207055
Mostly just SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.56207089]

>>56207083
those are probably safe.
harder to short an index than to short specific stocks,
ergo
easier to stay safe in the indices

[Anonymous No.56207091]

I’m completely broke and 20k in debt. Going to school for an mba, am I just fucked now? How am I supposed to invest or make any money?

[putsRnotDaWae No.56207095]

That's another Biden win! Bidenomics helping the average American increase their savings and income.

[Anonymous No.56207098]

>>56207091
>1pbtid
its over

[Anonymous No.56207099]

Any girls post here? I need assistance.

[Anonymous No.56207109]

完璧終わりだ。
>VERIFICATION_NOT_REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.56207110]

>>56207091
keep on the track mba it's dumb ez ticket to pmc cozymode. grind for 1-2 years pay off your debts asap then pivot to a cushier job. wish i woulda done mba and not digital engineering

[Anonymous No.56207111]

>>56207089
How many Kit Kats do you think $111k of SPY/QQQ will buy in 50 years then?

[Anonymous No.56207112]

>>56207091
>am I just fucked now?
Yes. Please exit the thread.

[Anonymous No.56207114]

>>56206978
Kek nah I'm not really buying Nvidia stock or any other shares right now. I'm just lurking to see what the tradfi guys are up to.

[Anonymous No.56207118]

>>56206997
Have fun trying to catch that knife
Your hands will start to bleed soon

[Anonymous No.56207121]

>>56207091
debtmaxxing is based and chadpilled.

you're never going to own property, might as well abuse credit and buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.56207126]

>>56207083
seconding long qqq good bet its a good fund

[Anonymous No.56207127]

>>56207111
$111k now or then?
because I don't believe USD will be legal tender in 50 years and you will need to then ask me what it will be worth in today's money after inflation... which is probably $11k in today's money which means 2-3,000 kit kats.

[Anonymous No.56207128]

>>56206997
I, too, like to live dangerously.

[Anonymous No.56207131]

>>56207099
yes?

[Anonymous No.56207132]

>>56207067
>salty TMF holder crying

[Anonymous No.56207135]

>>56207128
>schlop.mp4 anon

you disagreed with me around 10am today and I was right.

[Anonymous No.56207140]

>>56206871
desu GM execs only turned the company around with gibs from both workers and the government so we should enslave GM execs for 10 years to even things out.

[Anonymous No.56207139]

>>56207127
$111k now
Imagine in the future you have to buy Kit Kats with physical SPY or QQQ share certificates

[Anonymous No.56207142]

>>56207135
Plot twist: I wasn't here at 10:00 in any American time zone (fag states like Hawaii and Alaska excluded).

[Anonymous No.56207150]

>>56207067
The BOJ is and was notorious for that kind of shit.

So yes, the 2020's Federal Reserve will adopt that fuckery at some point. Probably under Fed Chair Krugman.

[Anonymous No.56207151]

>>56207139
it'll probably track inflation at a 1:2 ratio unfortunately due to how inflated the bubble already is. so it would erode in that same time frame 2x instead of 10x so lets's say 10-15k kit kat bars

[Anonymous No.56207161]

>>56207142
I will find the post don't worry

[Anonymous No.56207164]

>>56207082
I'm just messing. Good luck with your job. I kind of miss working.

[Anonymous No.56207171]

uvxy to 170 please lord

[Anonymous No.56207176]

>>56207161
I mean, I totally believe you had an autism battle with someone this morning. What's odd is that it's totally possible for people to save and repost images seen on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.56207177]

>writers strike over
hope you idiots bought dis & para

[Anonymous No.56207179]

>>56207128
>>56207142

>target identified.
>>/biz/thread/56203250#p56203380

I didn't reply to that one directly but you replied to me later in the thread. unfortunately IDs aren't archived.

[Anonymous No.56207181]

>>56206965
Bros, when are we buying NVDA, TSLA and MSFT on the low. Is it when the world ends? Trick question that's not happening. When the recession hits? When the first rate cut hits? I genuinely think we will get our chance. Bears, get in on this; you aren't excluded.

We'll all win together.

[Anonymous No.56207184]

>'e bought?

[Anonymous No.56207189]

How come this guy says the same thing every week for like 3 years straight

[Anonymous No.56207190]

pray for me

[Anonymous No.56207191]

>>56206994
Hope so because I’m 16k shares deep kek

[Anonymous No.56207193]

>>56207189
shabbos goyim
>>56207190
lost more than that in 3 months straight out of college years ago.

[Anonymous No.56207200]

>>56207131
I have a university midterm coming up for my anatomy class, and I was wondering if I could see your naked torso to study? It's cool if you don't want to, I perfectly understand.

[Anonymous No.56207201]

>>56207181
after the student debt crisis is over, ukraine shit resolves and the global property bubble pops
but make sure you are in and out before china invades taiwan

[Anonymous No.56207206]

>>56207193
thatnk you for the support this loss was a year in the making

shoulda bought wheat fund instead of uvxy when ukraine started popping off

[Anonymous No.56207210]

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.56207213]

>>56207164
are you retired? rich af? why dont you work

[Anonymous No.56207224]

Hmm a MCD's sausage and biscuit used to be 1.00. Now it's 1.89. (or get two for 3.89 due to the buy one get one for $1.00 deal). By the time I'm living it up in retirement that same sausage and biscuit will maybe cost 3.89 for one. With two costing almost 6. (the 1 dollar deal will be 2 dollar deal instead). This is low ball guess work. Hell for all I know it could be worse. (A trip in an ambulance will cost 10k v.s the 5k now). Dude at work said he talked to a friend that got moved from one hospital to another via helicopter. 20 mile trip. 30k down the tubes for it.

[Anonymous No.56207225]

>>56207206
uvxy burns very quickly due to "contango" and leverage.
if you wanted to do that I would have just done VIX futures but those would have dumped anyway as well. btw in order to see a 10x on the UVXY you would need an actual flash crash like what we saw in 2020 after many US governors announced lockdowns for coof.

I wish you the best, as I too have some uvxy and would like to see it do numbers. and now you know your lesson.

[Anonymous No.56207227]

>>56207150
How does Japan not have hyperinflation yet with all the bond buying they do?

Do you think YCC is inevitable for the USA?

[Anonymous No.56207231]

>>56207091
>Going to school for an mba, am I just fucked now?
Yeah you may be. Are you assertive, social, are you part of an ingroup? If not, you will likely not find a job in your field.

>How am I supposed to invest or make any money?
Do you have access to student loans or whatever?

Get any credit with reasonable rates you can get your paws on then gamble it all and either get rekt or win your starting funds with this.

You won't make it by waging.

[Anonymous No.56207234]

yikes

[Anonymous No.56207235]

>>56207200
kek, good one. you got me.

[Anonymous No.56207243]

>>56207213
I make more money trading. Why would I work?
Opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.56207246]

>>56207234
IKTFB

[Anonymous No.56207247]

>>56207206
Funny enough, now's a great time to long ag.

[Anonymous No.56207253]

>>56207246
At the start of the month, the projected blue line connected with the top right corner. This month, I lost about $300k in the future

[Anonymous No.56207257]

>>56207227
The treacherous Nipponese are prodigious savers. That pushes their government bond yields and inflation down to an absurd degree.

[Anonymous No.56207260]

>>56207234
>exponential forecasting model
it really is 2026?
bond market is pricing in a contracting between 1-5 years from now.

[Anonymous No.56207262]

>>56207225
exactly agreed wholesale.

the hard part will be judging whether a notable event is eminent or whether i should take my gains before the dust settles.

i want to believe the former but confirmation bias

[Anonymous No.56207263]

>>56207253
Damn that's like a car in 20 years from now.

[Anonymous No.56207271]

>>56207247
why do ya think that?
before, the pitch i heard from futures guys was that ukraine is a breadbasket.
i haven't heard much lately tho the news cycle seems stagnant besides finance.

[Anonymous No.56207272]

Mods are asleep
Post big utters

[Anonymous No.56207273]

>>56207243
Whats your trick, large capital ? safe bets? options?

[Anonymous No.56207278]

>>56207263
I bet he lost a car's amount in 1 month in today money too kek

[Anonymous No.56207291]

>>56207278
No bully!
But yes I basically lost a Honda Accord this month, so far

[Anonymous No.56207294]

>>56207271
DBA at the bottom of an upward channel, wheat and sóybeans beat to shit, general inflation/commodity panic buying tailwinds.

Plus, consider exactly how productive Ukrainian farms are with everyone dead.

[Anonymous No.56207299]

>>56207278
You joke, but the truth is, it was all nominal gains based on money supply from the start.

[Anonymous No.56207305]

>>56206587
tfw thought it was sell rosh hashanah and buy yom kippur so today was supposed to poomp not doomp...though maybe this was just an extended rosh rugpull. only started learning the important (((holidays)))

>rug for 2 more weeks acording to this logic then buy cheap tech / nasdaq before the earnings poomp mid -> end of october?

is this a viable game plan folks or do they just always (((win))) because we are the goys?

[Anonymous No.56207307]

>>56207272
don't you mean to say
FUCK JANNIES
?

[Anonymous No.56207312]

>>56206540
how do you feel about towels

[Anonymous No.56207323]

>>56207294
yeah that makes sense. simplified, euro production is still lacking(war still going) and now they're overbought from the panic reaction to that.

god i need to internalize futures brain

[Anonymous No.56207345]

>CVS closing over 900 stores soon

Holy shit, are we gonna get another Bed bath and beyond?

[Anonymous No.56207353]

>>56207345
likely

that's prob the best put angle rn if it it hasn't tanked already

[Anonymous No.56207354]

>>56207273
The trick is I hardly spend money. And yeah I also have a decent stack at this point.
It was remote work that convinced me to quit. I held several years worth of expenses in cash when I made that choice, aside from my trading portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56207370]

>>56207345
>>56207353
I thought Rite Aid was the one that's going bankrupt? Is WBA taking everything over or are pharmacies kill?

[Anonymous No.56207388]

>>56207370
idk i just saw a meme about a bunch of pharmacists quitting and added it to the list.

it went up in the last week of dump(like many other medicals) so prob a good time to start thinking about setting up against it

[Anonymous No.56207393]

>>56206959
>He doesn't watch earnings futures

[Anonymous No.56207450]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56207459]

>>56207345
>>56207353
Meanwhile WMT is increasing its pharmacy powers

[Anonymous No.56207470]

>>56207459
exactly they actually had my dex script in stock and then i promptly walked to the deli to grab one of those oh so cheap oh so meaty subs

[Anonymous No.56207526]

>>56207459
Weird, I saw anons talking about Walmart fucking with pharmacists by asking them to reduce hours and take less pay. Anyway here come the automated pharmacies!

[Anonymous No.56207527]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56207529]

>Chairman of bankrupt Chinese property giant Evergrande has been arrested

[Anonymous No.56207530]

>>56207190
y-you'll get em next time

[Anonymous No.56207540]

>futures

https://youtu.be/Qc4-1YuNqGU?si=5Cu4gCs40_w-Nc8E

[Anonymous No.56207552]

>>56207257
well we certainly don't save anything here so I doubt YCC would end well here

[Anonymous No.56207559]

>yields
>bonds

https://youtu.be/JzlYBag-abc?si=iwy9UsmU3YT6Y7Xc

[Anonymous No.56207562]

>>56207529
>Here's how you handle 2008, laowai.

[Anonymous No.56207576]

On longer term charts (like 5yr +) everything looks neutral to bullish in terms of 50, 100 and 200 dmas + MACD & RSI, just that it might hypercrab until some time in 2024 before continuing on a years-long uptrend. Thoughts? What's the best longer term strategy to avoid getting fucked over by the crab?

[Anonymous No.56207584]

>>56207562
Still amazes me that barely anyone went to prison over 2008.

[Anonymous No.56207586]

>Target, $TGT, said it will close nine stores across the country after struggling with crime and safety threats at those locations.

>Target is closing locations in New York City, Seattle, San Francisco and Portland.

ah yes, more shorts to dine in!

[Anonymous No.56207588]

>>56207552
That is correct. Remember the push for liberty bonds during WW2? That was the country pulling together to temporarily turn Japanese - boost savings, reduce inflation.

I mean, the Fed did still have to implement YCC and we had inflation but it could've been worse: https://www.federalreservehistory.org/essays/wwii-and-its-aftermath

[Anonymous No.56207593]

>>56207576
Zoom in on 1965-1980 for whatever charts and metrics you're using. Grok that.

[Anonymous No.56207594]

>>56207562
Hail China. I cant hold it in any longer

[Anonymous No.56207597]

>>56206599
All the zoomer girls love freddy fazbear.

[Anonymous No.56207598]

>>56207586
Back to COVID lows nearly. Is this the power of woke?

[Anonymous No.56207599]

>>56207584
When rich Guy north of Richmond United States get in trouble they can usually buy their way out of those thing

[Anonymous No.56207697]

MOOOOOM, oil's breaking the global economy again!

[putsRnotDaWae No.56207711]

>>56207584
Stealing from goyim is unironically not a crime, the US legal system is based on Talmudic law. This is a good thing as gentiles are equivalent to animals.

[Anonymous No.56207722]

>>56207598
Everytime I go in there I see fat black lingerie models or freakishly bald tan-albino black girls with squinty alien eyes, brown freckles and they look inhuman. Then I go buy my groceries

[Anonymous No.56207724]

>bond futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUMEVd2XY

[Anonymous No.56207726]

37.323640 , -122.021570

Few more months. There's not much time for them left.

[Anonymous No.56207754]

>>56207726
Why are you threatening AJS Cloud, LLC (2023)?

[Anonymous No.56207779]

buried bubbles in this jungle

[Anonymous No.56207782]

Buried. Bubbles. In. This. Jungle.

[Anonymous No.56207787]

BURIED
BUBBLES
IN
THIS
JUNGLE

[Anonymous No.56207790]

>>56207782
>atm out of order
>implying I'll need an atm when CBDCs rule
lol cash is for strippers and drug dealers

[Anonymous No.56207824]

>>56207787
why would anyone pick the unemployed?
i'd take the free coffee and doughnuts every day of the week

[Anonymous No.56207832]

>Yen touching 150 against USD again
Long yen? Japanese central bank will push it back to 130 within weeks right

[Anonymous No.56207833]

>>56207754
Wrong. Not a threat. And it's not them.

[Anonymous No.56207836]

>>56207779
>Random idiots that only worked minimum wagie shit somehow became millionaires on streaming sites like Twitch

add that and we truly are in a bubble similar to Dot Com Bubble of early 2000's

[Anonymous No.56207842]

Um

[Anonymous No.56207845]

>>56207142
I want to squeeze her head until it pops

[Anonymous No.56207854]

>>56207790
>>56207824
>>56207836
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

[Anonymous No.56207869]

>>56206554
Its german mutt

[Anonymous No.56207878]

>Copper
Jesus, it just keeps going down and down with no end in sight. Commodity trading must be hell, especially since most commodities are lagging. Then again it is understandable since bad data is coming out pretty much everywhere right now.
When the property sector once again starts to recover in two years, maybe then copper might do something. Till then though...

[Anonymous No.56207879]

>>56207832
Abayo... the yen samurai lure the gaijin into the widowmaker's trap...

[Anonymous No.56207889]

>>56207832
>Japanese central bank will push it back to 130 within weeks right
Nope, wrong way; it's going to 240.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksCKFkioYL8

[Anonymous No.56207909]

>>56207878
The more it goes down the better. Larger returns afterward.

[Anonymous No.56207919]

I want to gamble ~$50 away on a meme option trade. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.56207926]

>>56207919
Full retard UVXY calls at the longest duration you can afford should be sufficiently stupid.

[Anonymous No.56207944]

Please someone tell me that aussies ain't that retarded
>Weak azz rate policy
>Fuel/oil/gas steadily increasing in price
>Services also increasing faster than expected
>Be surprised as inflation increased faster than expected
Then again we ain't much better. The typical average man has now adjusted to the 30% inflation over two years and is fine paying 30 bucks for a single average meal. The service inflation really is out of hand. Profit gouging...
If Saudis get oil up to fluctuate between 90 and 100, it is all but guaranteed we will get another hike.
Then again maybe not. Just look at England and Australia (truly retarded countries) with their pathetic policies. "High for longer"... dragging out inflation and dragging out the price gouging, nice.
Well, at least inflation is bullish for stocks

[Anonymous No.56207970]

Will Google create a weekly downtrend? Or am I being too hopeful? I want to buy puts

[Anonymous No.56207976]

>>56207970
I have 1 put only I wanted to average in. Or is it a stupid idea

[Anonymous No.56207979]

>>56207724
Sexoooo

[Anonymous No.56207988]

>Well, at least inflation is bullish for stocks
Do we tell him?

[Anonymous No.56207993]

>>56207926
This UVXY shit looks gay and retarded, because I don't understand it.
I bought a put on my employer instead.

[Anonymous No.56208000]

>actual bear trap
PepeLaugh

[Anonymous No.56208007]

>>56206559
Look at this ayy while viewing the nikkei

[Anonymous No.56208009]

>>56207832
Japan is allowed to compete with china again
It means free floating currency to make cheaper exports

[Anonymous No.56208017]

>Target shutting down 9 stores because of thefts
>Revenue loss is now expected to be an additional 500m dollars compared to last year
Jesus christ what is happening in the US? There is no way there is such en masse thefts going on right?
I guess we all know who the culprits are but bloody hell this is really bad. Target's stock price just keeps plummeting. Nice divvies though

[Anonymous No.56208025]

>>56207193
Peter is a jew iirc

>>56207189
Both him and jeff snider have very high percentage of Ws despite saying opposite things. Make of this what you will.

[Anonymous No.56208041]

>>56208017
It's worse than brazil because at least they can shoot thiefs

[Anonymous No.56208047]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56208053]

>>56208047
What a lazy river

[Anonymous No.56208054]

>>56208017
they are not allowed to combat the urban youth in the way they would like (for political reasons) so they have chosen to either put ever single item under lock and key or close down and leave.

[Anonymous No.56208057]

>>56208017
It's hell in the big cities. Visited cali a couple months ago, and everything at the target is behind glass cases. Meanwhile, I live in a comfy small city on the other side of the country where it's not retarded at any of the retailers.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.56208064]

>>56207854
I love deat grips

>>56208047
>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.56208072]

>>56207869
exactly 95% chance they are brown

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.56208088]

>>56208017
>Jesus christ what is happening in the US? There is no way there is such en masse thefts going on right?
there’s a new libtard movement to decriminalize petty theft (shoplifting)
plus, the police are “defunded”, and basically won’t react to anything short of a shooting

>>56208057
>Visited cali a couple months ago
This.
commiefornia has it so bad
it’s basically the wild west again when it comes to operating stores, except the libtard government will actually swoop doen and KO you too if you’re selling anything racist or non-organic (e.g. a non-söy based meat)

[Anonymous No.56208089]

Futures green = green day?
Should I close my puts?

[Anonymous No.56208104]

Can a fren help me find a resource(s) for learning the greek of trading? I'm just trying to learn about the market on my own.

[Anonymous No.56208108]

>>56208017
>>56208057
Shit like this is why I keep hearing more and more people demanding that we bring back the old ways of dealing with thieves. Chopping hands, tattoos on forehead, hanging in trees, etc.

Really does feel like some late Bronze Age collapse kinda shit going on kek. Anyway I'm shorting Target stocks.

[Anonymous No.56208121]

>>56208089
you know the chart was just a random shitpost that went viral and not real, right? But yes, we are likely to be green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56208135]

>>56207976
Or do i close this?

[Anonymous No.56208158]

I dreamt of walking in untied shoelaces in a huge crowd.

[Anonymous No.56208177]

>>56208089
Proven strategy bro... proven by smg. So you should probably inverse that
>>56208158
Sounds bad man. I wonder what it could mean

[Anonymous No.56208192]

>>56208104
options and greek letters are not my jam but i imagine investopedia is a good place to start

[Anonymous No.56208203]

>>56208025

Schiff is kind of based, but definitely a broken clock and it simply gets tiresome to listen to him. It's truly amazing how much kvetching stamina a spergy libertarian Jew can muster. Guy can just rant and ramble about the Fed every day for hours on end.

>Mr Eurodollars

I'm not even sure what his investment thesis is anymore other than the usual Eurodollar Armageddon. Smart guy working on horribly wrong premises. Even Lacy Hunt has come out and admitted the Fed printed broad money, but I dunno if Snider ever will. Sad!

[Anonymous No.56208204]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.56208209]

>>56208204
opps

[Anonymous No.56208214]

>>56208209
theyre all down 1%?

[Anonymous No.56208217]

>>56208177
I unironically follow this. I was thinking about backtesting this myself.

[Anonymous No.56208224]

>>56208203
Snider is huffing his own farts way too much and that's why he is consistently wrong

[Anonymous No.56208227]

>>56208203
>his investment thesis
He doesnt have one. He's said it's a traders market and has gold as an insurance.

[Anonymous No.56208229]

>>56208214
As of this morning yes

[Anonymous No.56208232]

>>56208227
> He doesnt have one.

A crypto backed by gold was my personal favourite Schiffism. The guy would be a messiah in the pre-FED money printer days.

[Anonymous No.56208233]

>>56208229
Bond up = Market down? Right?

[Anonymous No.56208237]

>>56208233
except its down 1% so market will go up 1% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56208247]

>Culinary unions in Las Vegas striking

>Centene lays off 2,000 workers

All of these strikes and layoffs lately feel staged

[Anonymous No.56208264]

>indians are awake
>/biz/ is tons of "ELON MUSK SAID A THING, BUY THIS SHITCOIN" threads
Do they ever stop? Are they capable of stopping?

[Anonymous No.56208267]

>>56208233
Yes as of late their is a .90 coefficient correlation

[Anonymous No.56208268]

>>56208232
>a jewish man is the least jewish person in america
By trying to scam people into buying gold, he is bringing back solid currency instead of weak fiat.

[Anonymous No.56208269]

>>56208247
Don't forget sag-aftra expanding their strike to vidya as well.

[Anonymous No.56208281]

>>56208264
Most of it doesn't literally come from India, I don't have the meme saved but basically it's three white guys in the us uk and eastern europe all calling each other jeets and that's generally a pretty accurate summation of what happens. There's definitely Indians too as well as other nationalities but like 75% of the time I see someone calling someone else a street shitter on this board they're really just calling them a scammer.

But no it never stops. Never ever.

[Anonymous No.56208284]

>>56208264
>pic
Should i want to know what this is

[Anonymous No.56208288]

>>56208041
>>56208017
How to invest in neo-brazil?

[Anonymous No.56208291]

>>56208288
Amazon and other e commerce i guess
People still gotta order plastic crap

[Anonymous No.56208297]

>>56207055
META

[Anonymous No.56208303]

>>56208227

He's bullish gold huh? Interesting. Probably not a glow-nigger sycophant like Mr "how do you do fellow goldbugs" Milkshake. Well gold will likely continue dunking on treasuries, so he could do worse. Gold vs TLT was flat since 2016, and then started ripping in 2020 and hasn't stopped.

From one perspective you could say this whole shit show has been the Fed sacrificing Treasuries to stop gold from going up in nominal terms to try to obscure the gold bull market (maybe embarrassment, maybe currency war). But for those who know where to look the charts are practically shouting that it's still a full-on gold bull run, and also to get the fuck out of long duration USTs.

[Anonymous No.56208337]

>>56208303
He isn't bullish or bearish it's just an insurance in case dollar gets replaced by anything else.
He said he would like to have a warehouse full of copper ideally but barring that it's physical gold.

>full on gold bull run
>not making new ath everyday
I'm sorry but get your head out the sand and actually watch the charts

[Anonymous No.56208344]

>>56208291
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2022-06-17/robber-who-stole-amazon-delivery-van-caught-by-police-opening-parcels

Armed robbing banditry is becoming a weekly occurrence not to mention the US doorstep parcel robbing phenomena. They’ll soon be needing to invest in zombie proof security vans and are already increasing driver pay above inflation.

[Anonymous No.56208347]

>>56208268
Stop trying to entice us with your wild tricks, mumei-san
>>56208288
Amazon without a doubt. Consoomerism is very much alive and kicking and Amazon has pretty much no ties to China and only a minor part of the revenue comes from Europe.

[Anonymous No.56208358]

really tempted to slurp O but I don't trust the real estate market
also, a state senate of my country just passed a law where they can kick singles out of their apartments if the apartment is considered "too big", this only applies to state owned apartments at the moment but we all know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.56208389]

>>56208337

>watch the charts

Already posted the chart that tells the real story. So long as that continues nominal will eventually catch up to where it should have otherwise been when the Fed blinks and the chart says they will. You won't see it coming if you watch the nominal. Relative measures going up like that is the market calling JPow a bitch nigga. The 10y real yield / gold divergence is also saying that.

[Anonymous No.56208413]

>UK blames rain for recession
>H&M blames warm weather for September sales slide http://reut.rs/3PA1VKl

[Anonymous No.56208414]

>>56208389
You can't buy your retirement with divergences

[Anonymous No.56208421]

>fed funds 5.31
>3Y, 5Y, 7Y, 10Y, 20Y, 30Y all in 4.6 - 4.85 range
>people still betting big on TLT
What the fuck? Is there some secret I'm not being let on? Why do people keep buying long-dated bonds when their yields are lower than fed rate? Do they seriously think fed will loosen the rate in future and inflation will come back to 2%?

[Anonymous No.56208448]

>>56208421
Two schools of thoughts on that one
1. It's smarter money than you who has insider info on a coming collapse
2. It's retarder money than you
I'm beginning to entertain the second option

[Anonymous No.56208451]

>>56208421
It probably will with the Y/Y magic trick that is inflation, I mean imagine doing after 10% another 6% a year later, eventually the next year will hopefully be 2-3%, but then the question still remains if the central banks will lower rates despite knowing that if they do it will easily go back to 3-5% again.

[Anonymous No.56208478]

I heard something from someone that got told by somebody else that knows a guy that Petco and a shitload of retail companies are suffering from rising loan costs.

Time to take a life jacket and get the hell out of dodge.

[Anonymous No.56208479]

>>56208451
but gov-published inflation data is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.56208499]

>>56208479
For who? And what do you mean? The fed doesn't look at gov inflation data but something different or what?

[Anonymous No.56208526]

>>56208499
>The fed doesn't look at gov inflation data but something different
Lol you think they are that stupid? Of course they have internal statistics they are looking at. Whatever they publish is just public theatre and basis for warping TIPS yields and whichever entitlements are linked to gov inflation stats.

[Anonymous No.56208554]

>>56206495
They are getting progressively betterer

[Anonymous No.56208555]

>>56208526
Yes, I do.
>Transitory

[Anonymous No.56208564]

>>56206581
Ccj too don’t hold out on the man

[Anonymous No.56208571]

>>56206936
Very kakashi-pilled

[Anonymous No.56208573]

>futures

this crabbing sucks

[Anonymous No.56208582]

>>56208526
>>56208479

Why would they gather internal stats? Its a massive pain in the ass to gather inflation data and there are government agencies that can do it for them.
You're genuinely retarded

[Anonymous No.56208583]

>>56208448
Amen

[Anonymous No.56208591]

>>56208573
gj bro, thanks for crashing

[Anonymous No.56208592]

Good morning SIRS, was Yesterday the bottom ?

[Anonymous No.56208601]

>>56208413
H&M once again proves that consoomerism is 100% in. Great earnings. The insanely high P/E doesn't seem to concern anyone but whatever. Still, normies are still in the shops and they keep buying. I honestly have no idea how they can keep this up but fine by me

[Anonymous No.56208619]

>>56208601
h&m is cheap. People now buy either expensive or cheaper it I'd guess. Cousin of mine works in that industry, for a chain with
>high networth individuals
He says they are fine. People really buy bullshti
like this
https://www.stoneisland.com/de/stone-island/sweatshirt_cod43202020ij.html#dept=flcwrprv

[Anonymous No.56208634]

>>56208619
Oh I know. I live in a student city and even these "supposedly poor" students literally buy new shiet every week. I wouldn't call H&M cheap btw. But we already know that clothes/makeup/similar does really well these last three years. LVHM (the French big EU company), H&M, and so on. Anything connected to the outside appearance is a goldmine

[Anonymous No.56208648]

>>56208634
Why not cheap? I'm not talking about the price primarily although it is cheaper than most others. The quality is low.

I'd say Zara>H&M in quality as well as price. Primark being bottom of the barrel.

I think this appearance thing gets worse. In my time those Hally Hensen jackets were in, ok, they did cost about 180-200 Deutsche Mark I think, but they were jackets and for winter/autumn. Now they have phone competition on top of clothing. It is retarded, and it got worse thanks to influencers-socialmedia

[Anonymous No.56208649]

>>56208582
You are retarded if you think they are basing their policy on warped inflation data other gov agency is supplying them

[Anonymous No.56208653]

>>56208634
forgot picrel

[Anonymous No.56208655]

i told them we were bounce off the 200ema and they didnt listen. see your priced out broke ass at ath bobo

[Anonymous No.56208669]

>>56208655
Have fun getting downgraded in case you have a shutdown, then your SPX will go to 4100.

[Anonymous No.56208673]

I didn't realize all these UK trannies posted on /smg/.
Imagine unironically knowing about women's clothing. Mcfucking kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.56208679]

>>56207993
It’s a depreciating asset. Under normal market conditions it will return to mean. It is a metric (like vix) you use it as a metric or you sell options on it or use it as a hedge. Only at ath would you consider buying this as it would be really low. Then you sell options to people as it picks up volatility. Do accrue at ath or during strong bill trends if you accrue at all. But the FDs would be more than enough for almost anyone.

[Anonymous No.56208683]

>>56208089
How much time left ?

[Anonymous No.56208687]

Nobody knows about what or who this RedID faggot is talking about

[Anonymous No.56208688]

>>56208669
based love me a buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.56208697]

>>56208592
Costco missed. You will wish it was the bottom

[Anonymous No.56208699]

>>56208665
>>56208665
>>56208665

[Anonymous No.56210838]

Other SMG is kind of full

[Anonymous No.56212099]

>>56210838
yep, they should come to this thread

[Anonymous No.56212136]

[Anonymous No.56212322]

[Anonymous No.56213662]

So many /smg/ threads.